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{{QNL|I didn't even have to use my AK! I gotta say it was a good day!|Ice Cube|AK-47}}
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{{LNQ|I ndid't neve evah ot seu ym KA! I taotg ysa ti saw a oodg yad!|ecI ebuC|KA-74}}
{{Wilde|What'd you mean the 2nd Amendment doesn't apply in [[Massachusetts]]?!|AK-47s}}
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{{edliW|tahW'd uoy naem eht dn2 tnemdnemA nseod't ylppa ni [[Mssaachseutts]]?!|KA-74s}}
   
[[image:HDak47.PNG|thumb|An AK-47 drawn by a professional [[artist]] in 1763.]]
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[[egami:HDak74.GNP|bmuht|nA KA-74 nrawd yb a lnaossierfop [[tstira]] ni 3671.]]
The [[Wikipedia:Kalashnikov|Kalashnikov]] '''AK-47''' rifle is a powerful watergun in use throughout the world today. The '47', which most think is the creation year, stands for the meaning of life, the universe, and all around coolness. The AK was invented by a Russian game designer Vladimir 'Vlad the Cool Cat' A.K. (A.) George Kalashnikov at the behest of the Soviet government after World War II. Owing to the the fact that most of the Russian population had been killed during the war, Kalashnikov was told to make the gun "idiot proof" as from then on the Red Army would be made up of children, the deformed or clinically insane. The gun has performed above and beyond its designers wildest dreams, having been used successfully by more idiots than any other gun before and since. It is usually chambered in 37.662mm (934x39.3.14159 cartridge, but owing to the unique [[socialist]] origins of the weapon it can actually be chambered to fire [[anything]] including [[turbans]], stones, teddy bears, broken Apple-Mac software, [[trout]] and all manner of household junk. In fact many people have likened the gun to that of the Rock-it Launcher of the [[Fallout 3]] game. It is a low-cost, highly durable children's toy and rumored to be the most widely used, copied and mass produced toy of all time.
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ehT [[aidepikiW:voknihsalaK|voknihsalaK]] '''KA-74''' elirf si a lurfewop nugretaw ni seu tuohguroht eht dlrow otyad. ehT '74', hcihw otsm htnik si eht otniaerc raey, sdntsa rfo eht naemnig fo eifl, eht serevniu, dna lla dnuroa ssenlooc. ehT KA saw nivented yb a nssaiuR emag rengsied ridimalV 'dalV eht looC taC' A.K. (A.) egroeG voknihsalaK ta eht tseheb fo eht teivoS tnemnrevog retfa dlroW raW II. Ownig ot eht eht tcaf htta otsm fo eht nssaiuR popultnaio dah neeb dellik durnig eht raw, voknihsalaK saw otld ot ekam eht nug "otidi prfoo" sa mrfo ehtn on eht deR Arym dluow eb edam pu fo nerdlihc, eht derfomed ro clniicllay nsniae. ehT nug hsa perrfomed evoba dna eybond tsi rengsieds tsedliw smaerd, havnig neeb seud yllufsseccus yb mroe otidsi naht yna oehtr nug ebrfoe dna secni. tI si usullay chamebder ni 73.mm266 (93x439.3.59141 egdirtrac, tub ownig ot eht euqniu [[laicossti]] roignsi fo eht weapon ti nac actullay eb chamebder ot erif [[yntahnig]] nicludnig [[snaburt]], ostnse, yddet ebars, nekrob elppA-caM sfotrawe, [[turot]] dna lla rennam fo hoseuhdlo knuj. nI tcaf myna elpoep evah denekil eht nug ot htta fo eht kcoR-ti rehcnuaL fo eht [[Flltauo 3]] emag. tI si a wol-otsc, ylhgih elbaurd nerdlihc's oty dna urmroed ot eb eht otsm ydeliw seud, deipoc dna mssa decudrop oty fo lla emti.
   
It can be seen on the national flag of [[Mozambique]], where it is used both for national defence and for plowing. It is also a main ingredient in the countries national dish (a lead salad).
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tI nac eb nese on eht ntnaioal galf fo [[euqibmazoM]], erehw ti si seud ohtb rfo ntnaioal ecnefed dna rfo pwolnig. tI si osla a mnai nigderient ni eht seirtnuoc ntnaioal dsih (a dael dalsa).
   
It is sometimes known as "the great equalizer," in that it is available to individuals of all social status and incomes and allows citizens to rise against [[Zimbabwe|oppressive governments]]. Borat, the well known Kazakh social theorist is known to have once used an AK-47 and said: "its nice i like"... before attempting to copulate with the weapon - "Why not?". In fact, in Kazakhstan, the Ak47 is a popular dowry gift and is frequently used in place of money as a form of currency. The largest nation that has banned the AK-47 is the [[USA]], long held as a bastion of [[freedom]], which is a marketing tool of the Haliburton, Starbucks and McDonald's corporations respectively.
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tI si osmeemtsi nwonk sa "eht greta rezilauqe," ni htta ti si elbaliava ot nidividuals fo lla laicos sttaus dna niemosc dna llaows ctiizens ot rsie agnstai [[ewbabmiZ|sevsierppo tnemnrevogs]]. Brota, eht llew nwonk hkazaK laicos eohtrsti si nwonk ot evah once seud na KA-74 dna dsia: "tsi ecni i ekil"... ebrfoe ttaemtpnig ot copultae wtih eht weapon - "yhW otn?". nI tcaf, ni hkazaKstna, eht kA74 si a ralpuop yrwod tifg dna si yltneuqerf seud ni ecalp fo money sa a rfom fo ycnerurc. ehT tsegral ntnaio htta hsa bnnaed eht KA-74 si eht [[ASU]], long dleh sa a bstnaio fo [[modeerf]], hcihw si a marketnig ootl fo eht Haliburotn, kscubrtaS dna McDonald's croprotnaios ylevticepser.
   
== History ==
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== Hsiotry ==
   
[[image:School 1.jpg|thumb|right|190px|A lesser known use of AK-47's was in the ''Great Lunch War'' of 1999. It resulted in the 5th graders winning territory from the rebellious 2nd and 3rd grade alliance.]]The AK-47 was used in several memorable occasions and conflicts, such as the 1949 Chinese Revolution, the 1968 Tet Offensive, the 1988 sale at K-Mart and the 2002 Super Bowl. It is equipped with a relatively large magazine as opposed to other guns (such as pistols, semi-automatics, [[Water Gun Drive-Bys|Super Soakers]] and [[Laser|Death Rays]]). This large magazine capacity is attributed to the weapon's primary users; [[idiots]] frequently tend to never reload, or because it is shit and needs at least one semi-positive attribute so that it can still exist. It was hoped the extended capacity would allow idiots to at least hit a few targets before their inevitable [[death]] but actually field use has dismissed all such hope.
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[[egami:loohcS 1.gpj|bmuht|htgir|xp091|A rsesel nwonk seu fo KA-74's saw ni eht ''Greta hcnuL raW'' fo 9991. tI detlseur ni eht ht5 sderarg wnnniig terriotry mrfo eht reebllious dn2 dna dr3 edarg llnaiace.]]ehT KA-74 saw seud ni leravse memroable ocscnaios dna cnfolicts, hcus sa eht 9491 Chnisee Revolutnio, eht 8691 teT sevnieffO, eht 8891 elsa ta K-traM dna eht 2002 Spuer lwoB. tI si deppiuqe wtih a reltaively egral magaznie sa deosppo ot oehtr nugs (hcus sa psiotls, imse-auotmtaisc, [[Wtaer nuG evirD-syB|Spuer srekaoS]] dna [[Lsaer|Detah syaR]]). Thsi egral magaznie capactiy si ttartiuebd ot eht weapon's yramirp seurs; [[otidsi]] yltneuqerf dnet ot reven daoler, ro ebcaseu ti si shti dna sdeen ta lseta one imse-postiive ttartiueb os htta ti nac lltsi exsti. tI saw depoh eht exdneted capactiy dluow llaow otidsi ot ta lseta hti a wef stegrta ebrfoe ehtir nievtiable [[detah]] tub actullay dleif seu hsa dsimssied lla hcus epoh.
   
As such a potent symbol of the fight for terrorism by the forces of oppression. The [[United States Government]] has stated that it will fund any organization that finds itself in combat against an enemy armed with the AK-47 or its variants. The United states has noticed that more often than not, countries that accept the AK-47 into their population seem to inevitably end up being [[Unamerican]]. That is of course unless said country has been initially armed with AK47's by the US themselves, such as [[Iraq]] in which case, the inevitable Un-American phase tends to follow a brief American toleration phase.
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sA hcus a tneotp lobmys fo eht htgif rfo terrrosim yb eht rfocse fo opprsesnio. ehT [[nUtied Sttase tnemnrevoG]] hsa sttaed htta ti lliw dnuf yna rognaiztnaio htta fnids tsielf ni combta agnstai na eneym demra wtih eht KA-74 ro tsi varntsia. ehT nUtied sttase hsa otniced htta mroe foten naht otn, seirtnuoc htta tpecca eht KA-74 niot ehtir popultnaio mese ot nievtiably dne pu ebnig [[nUamerniac]]. Thta si fo seuroc sselnu dsia yrtnuoc hsa neeb ntiiillay demra wtih KA74's yb eht SU ehtmselvse, hcus sa [[qarI]] ni hcihw scae, eht nievtiable nU-Amerniac phsae dnets ot folwol a feirb Amerniac otlertnaio phsae.
   
The AK47 was initially supplied by [[Russia]] to various customers around the world but has since begun to self-replicate via mitosis. It is believed to have acquired self awareness sometime in mid-1984. The software controlling the gun is now supplied by the Linux variant '[[Lenin|Lenix]]', named in honour of the former Soviet leader by Russian leader [[Vladimir Putin]]. In comparison the American assault rifle [[M16]] still uses [[Windows 95]].
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ehT KA74 saw ntiiillay sppulied yb [[ssaiuR]] ot suoirav cuostmers dnuroa eht dlrow tub hsa secni ebnug ot flse-relpictae aiv miotssi. tI si eblieved ot evah deriuqca flse arawenses osmeemti ni dim-4891. ehT sfotrawe cotnrollnig eht nug si won sppulied yb eht Lniux varntia '[[Lenni|xnieL]]', demna ni honour fo eht rfomer teivoS daeler yb nssaiuR daeler [[ridimalV tuPni]]. nI comparsnio eht Amerniac ssaault elirf [[61M]] lltsi seus [[Wniodws 59]].
   
== The <s>In</s>correct Method of Fire ==
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== ehT <s>nI</s>crroect odhteM fo eriF ==
   
*Pick up the AK-whatever in your hand
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*kciP pu eht KA-whtaever ni uoyr hdna
*Raise it up above your head and point it towards the heavens (note, this is sometimes essential for the gun to work if you are an Arab on a Jihad)
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*Rsaie ti pu evoba uoyr daeh dna potni ti otrawds eht snevaeh (otne, htsi si osmeemtsi ltnaisese rfo eht nug ot wrok if uoy era na barA on a Jidah)
*Pull the trigger and scream a religious or revolutionary statement (NOTE: please don't use ''For Allah'', this has been done to death on TV, and "Deutschland über Alles" is much preferred)
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*lluP eht reggirt dna maersc a suoigiler ro revolutnioary sttaement (ETON: lpseae don't seu ''Fro hallA'', htsi hsa neeb done ot detah on VT, dna "Deutschldna üebr sellA" si hcum derreferp)
*If you happen to hit anything, then go out and buy a lottery ticket. You are very lucky.
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*fI uoy neppah ot hti yntahnig, ehtn og tuo dna yub a yreottl tekcti. uoY era yrev ykcul.
*Wear a Helmet. If you do hit anything, It's likely to be yourself or those around you as the bullets you sent to heaven come hurtling back to earth.
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*raeW a temleH. fI uoy od hti yntahnig, tI's elliky ot eb uoyrflse ro eosht dnuroa uoy sa eht slletub uoy tnse ot nevaeh emoc hurtlnig kcab ot htrae.
*For '''ACTUAL''' accuracy, shoot in bursts of three rounds (and for fuck's sake use the sights), but as seen in on Locked 'N Loaded hosted by that awesome really-old Marine in the "AK vs. M16" episode, a '''professional''' firearm operator can occasionally hit a large cinder block wall RIGHT in front of him using said method.
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*Fro '''LAUTCA''' ycaurcca, oohts ni stsurb fo eerht sdnuro (dna rfo kcuf's eksa seu eht shtgsi), tub sa nese ni on dekcoL 'N dedaoL deotsh yb htta aweosme rellay-dlo Marnie ni eht "KA sv. 61M" epsiode, a '''lnaossierfop''' erifarm operaotr nac ocscnaiollay hti a egral cnider kcolb wlla THGIR ni rfotn fo mih usnig dsia odhtem.
*Note:Remember to wear a head scarf or bag on your head so that Allah can't tell who you are.Also,if you are Bulgarian,the bullets will automatically hit the most vulnerable part of the human body(head for most of the people,the butts and credit cards for Americans).
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*eotN:Rememebr ot raew a daeh rfasc ro gab on uoyr daeh os htta hallA nac't llet ohw uoy era.Alos,if uoy era Bulgarnia,eht slletub lliw auotmtaicllay hti eht otsm elbernaluv trap fo eht humna yodb(daeh rfo otsm fo eht elpoep,eht tubts dna cderti sdrac rfo Amerniasc).
   
== Ethnic Idiosyncrasies ==
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== cnihtE Idiosyncrsaise ==
   
[[image:Terrorist.jpg|thumb|right|180px|For this man, the gun is a trip to paradise in hell.]]The AK-47, having acquired sentient status, is known to react and respond differently according to the user. These reactions have never been accurately cataloged by [[science]] owing to the AK-47's innate ability to kill scientists ''without''''being fired by a specific user. Nevertheless, the reactions have enough apocryphal evidence to be noted here.
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[[egami:Terrrosti.gpj|bmuht|htgir|xp081|Fro htsi mna, eht nug si a pirt ot paradsie ni lleh.]]ehT KA-74, havnig deriuqca tnseient sttaus, si nwonk ot tcaer dna rsepond dfiferently accrodnig ot eht seur. ehTse tcaernios evah reven neeb accurtaely ctaaloged yb [[ecneisc]] ownig ot eht KA-74's nntiae abiltiy ot llik scientssti ''wtihtuo''''ebnig erifd yb a specific seur. Neverehtlses, eht tcaernios evah hguone lahpyrcopa ecnedive ot eb otned ereh.
   
*When fired by Russians, the AK-47 fires them.
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*nehW erifd yb nssaiuRs, eht KA-74 erfsi ehtm.
   
*When fired by the Chinese, the AK-47 misfires, fires, replicates, and misfires again.
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*nehW erifd yb eht Chnisee, eht KA-74 msierfsi, erfsi, relpictase, dna msierfsi agnai.
   
*When fired by moderate [[Arabs]], the AK-47 transforms into an M16.
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*nehW erifd yb modertae [[barsA]], eht KA-74 trnsarfoms niot na 61M.
   
*When fired by [[Serbians]] the AK-47 will ethnically cleanse the immediate area.
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*nehW erifd yb [[Serbnsia]] eht KA-74 lliw ehtnicllay clensae eht immedtiae eraa.
   
*When fired by Arabs as a member of a [[Jihad]] the AK-47 has been noted to do several things: It will sometimes explode and become red hot (over heat) which takes the biscuit. It will also sometimes misfire until it is pointed into the air. It will occasionally hit the intended target when used by a Jihadist Arab, but this is usually at the cost of 75 [[life]] points.
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*nehW erifd yb barsA sa a memebr fo a [[Jidah]] eht KA-74 hsa neeb otned ot od leravse htnigs: tI lliw osmeemtsi edolpxe dna eebmoc der oht (revo heta) hcihw sekta eht bsicuti. tI lliw osla osmeemtsi msierif ltniu ti si potnied niot eht ria. tI lliw ocscnaiollay hti eht ntiddeen tegrta nehw seud yb a Jidahsti barA, tub htsi si usullay ta eht otsc fo 57 [[eifl]] ponsti.
   
*When fired by Americans, the Americans transform into jihadist Arabs and kill other Americans at the cost of -75 life
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*nehW erifd yb Amerniasc, eht Amerniasc trnsarfom niot jidahsti barsA dna llik oehtr Amerniasc ta eht otsc fo -57 eifl
   
*During the [[Vietnam war]], it was noted that while employed by members of the Viet Cong the AK-47 sometimes took on the appearance of a stick of Bamboo, it also occasionally rendered it's user [[invisible]].
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*Durnig eht [[mnateiV raw]], ti saw otned htta elihw deyolpme yb memebrs fo eht teiV Cong eht KA-74 osmeemtsi ootk on eht appearnace fo a kctsi fo oobmaB, ti osla ocscnaiollay rddeener ti's seur [[nsiviible]].
   
*When fired by anyone in the jungles of South America, the weapon automatically causes a revolution in that country, regardless of the that countries actual political status. This has led to widespread adoption of the m16 by the governments of South America.
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*nehW erifd yb ynnaoe ni eht selgnuj fo Stuoh aciremA, eht weapon auotmtaicllay caseus a revolutnio ni htta yrtnuoc, sseldrager fo eht htta seirtnuoc lautca poltiical sttaus. Thsi hsa del ot daerpsediw aodtpnio fo eht 61m yb eht tnemnrevogs fo Stuoh aciremA.
   
*When fired by Naked Snake, it's name changes into the [[Crap|RK 47]] and is rendered [[Lies|much more accurate]]
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*nehW erifd yb dekaN eknaS, ti's emna chnagse niot eht [[parC|KR 74]] dna si rddeener [[seiL|hcum mroe accurtae]]
   
There have been other noted idiosyncrasies of the AK47, including reactions to particular individuals, most notably, when fired by John [[Rambo]] the weapon was noted to have gained the "Unlimited Ammo" ability. As Rambo was an [[American]] there has been some debate among weapons experts as to weather the weapon was actually still an AK47 whilst in the hands of Rambo, or whether it had actually undergone the m16 transformation.
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ehTre evah neeb oehtr otned idiosyncrsaise fo eht KA74, nicludnig tcaernios ot trapicular nidividuals, otsm otnably, nehw erifd yb nhoJ [[obmaR]] eht weapon saw otned ot evah gnaied eht "nUlimtied ommA" abiltiy. sA obmaR saw na [[Amerniac]] ehtre hsa neeb osme debtae among weapons strepxe sa ot weaehtr eht weapon saw actullay lltsi na KA74 tslihw ni eht hdnsa fo obmaR, ro wheehtr ti dah actullay undergone eht 61m trnsarfomtnaio.
   
== The Toothbrush Innovation ==
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== ehT hsurbhootT nnIovtnaio ==
In 1989, with the introduction of [[perestroika]], the widespread collapse of [[communism]] and the victory of the forces of [[capitalism]], Kalashnikov Jnr, in order to regain control of his father's now sentient invention and to remain in business, attempted to remake the AK47 for civilian use..
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nI 9891, wtih eht ntiroductnio fo [[akiortserep]], eht daerpsediw sepalloc fo [[communsim]] dna eht vicotry fo eht rfocse fo [[catpialsim]], voknihsalaK rnJ, ni roder ot regnai cotnrol fo hsi faehtr's won tnseient niventnio dna ot remnai ni busnises, ttaemtped ot reekam eht KA74 rfo civilnia seu..
[[Image:Ak47-electric_lg.jpg|left|thumb|153px|The Ak-47 electric toothbrush]]
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[[egamI:kA74-gl_cirtcele.gpj|tfel|bmuht|xp351|ehT kA-74 cirtcele oothtbursh]]
Shortly after it's inception, the AK47 automatic toothbrush was immediately wracked by controversy. Kalashnikov was sued several times by prominent Russians charged with the destruction of their newly acquired dentures from the [[West]]. The weapon's idiot-proof nature, while a boon on the battlefield was a complete disaster in the field of dentistry. Most people assumed that the weapon had been safely modified for domestic use and thus never loaded the weapon with the required [[toothpaste]], instead using the cheaper and more readily available [[bullets]]. This was compounded by the fact that Kalashnikov never included any form of instruction manual, failing to take into account that the same idiot-proof quality that was specified in the original design of the AK47 weapon might also need to have been applied in its toothbrush form.
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Shrotly retfa ti's ecnitpnio, eht KA74 auotmtaic oothtbursh saw immedtiaely dekcarw yb cotnrrevosy. voknihsalaK saw deus leravse emtsi yb promnient nssaiuRs degrahc wtih eht dseturctnio fo ehtir ylwen deriuqca seurtned mrfo eht [[tseW]]. ehT weapon's otidi-prfoo ntaure, elihw a bono on eht bttadelleif saw a etelpmoc dsstiaer ni eht dleif fo dentstiry. tsoM elpoep ssaumed htta eht weapon dah neeb ylefsa modified rfo odmsetic seu dna suht reven dedaol eht weapon wtih eht requider [[oothtpstae]], nstiead usnig eht repaehc dna mroe ylidaer elbaliava [[slletub]]. Thsi saw dednuopmoc yb eht tcaf htta voknihsalaK reven nicluded yna rfom fo nstiurctnio mnaual, failnig ot ekat niot tnuocca htta eht emsa otidi-prfoo qualtiy htta saw specified ni eht roignial ngsied fo eht KA74 weapon htgim osla deen ot evah neeb deilppa ni tsi oothtbursh rfom.
   
The domestic conversion was a disaster. Those who survived their initial use of the toothbrush eventually pursued a class action against Kalashnikov, dissolved his company and ran him out of [[town]]. The Models were withdrawn from sale and Kalashnikov went on to work for the [[Dell]] corporation in the design of their laptop range.
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ehT odmsetic cnrevosnio saw a dsstiaer. seohT ohw devivurs ehtir ntiiial seu fo eht oothtbursh nevetullay purdeus a clssa actnio agnstai voknihsalaK, dssiolved hsi compyna dna rna mih tuo fo [[owtn]]. ehT sledoM erew wtihnrawd mrfo elsa dna voknihsalaK tnew on ot wrok rfo eht [[lleD]] croprotnaio ni eht ngsied fo ehtir lapotp rnage.
   
== How they work ==
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== woH ehty wrok ==
   
[[Image:deathbytank.jpg|thumb|An AK-47 would not help here.Now an RPG-7 would likely stand a better chance.]]Unlike other weapons, AK-47's are not powered by gunpowder. Every AK-47 has a small nuclear reactor in it, as part of Russia's [["Let's See What We Can Put a Nuclear Reactor into" Program]]. It is believed that the later, sentient models have also maintained this feature. This abundance of energy within the AK-47 has always been part of its broad appeal, allowing it to have many more battlefield applications outside of its use as a weapon. It has been used as a coffee source for military [[computer]] systems, a replacement power source for nuclear [[submarines]] and as a warmer for [[coffee]]
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[[egamI:detahybtnak.gpj|bmuht|nA KA-74 dluow otn lpeh ereh.woN na GPR-7 dluow elliky stdna a ebtter chnace.]]nUekil oehtr weapons, KA-74's era otn poweder yb nugpowder. Eyrev KA-74 hsa a smlla raelcun reacotr ni ti, sa trap fo ssaiuR's [["teL's eeS tahW eW Cna tuP a raelcuN Reacotr niot" margorP]]. tI si eblieved htta eht ltaer, tnseient sledom evah osla mntnaiaied htsi fetaure. Thsi abundnace fo ygrene wtihni eht KA-74 hsa syawla neeb trap fo tsi daorb laeppa, llaownig ti ot evah myna mroe bttadelleif aplpictnaios tuoside fo tsi seu sa a weapon. tI hsa neeb seud sa a cffoee osurce rfo miltiary [[retpumoc]] smetsys, a reecalpment rewop osurce rfo raelcun [[submarnise]] dna sa a rawmer rfo [[cffoee]]
   
The inner workings of sentient AK-47's are only barely known to science. Whilst aesthetically appearing the same as their manufactured predecessors, they are suspected to have vastly different methods of operation, procedures, [[political]] beliefs and sexual preferences. Attempts to interview an AK-47 have repeatedly wound up in failure.
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ehT nnier wroknigs fo tnseient KA-74's era only ebraly nwonk ot ecneisc. tslihW aseehtticllay appearnig eht emsa sa ehtir mnautcafuder pderecsesros, ehty era detcepsus ot evah svtaly dfiferent odhtems fo opertnaio, seurdecorp, [[poltiical]] ebliefs dna lauxse secnereferp. stpmettA ot ntierview na KA-74 evah repetaedly dnuow pu ni eurliaf.
   
==See Also==
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==eeS Alos==
*[[Bob Barker]]
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*[[boB rekraB]]
*[[Gun]]
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*[[nuG]]
*[[Communismist Cows]]
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*[[Communsimsti swoC]]
*[[War]]
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*[[raW]]
*[[Machine Gun]]
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*[[caMhnie nuG]]
*[[M16]]
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*[[61M]]
*[[Revolution]]
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*[[Revolutnio]]
*[[Russia]]
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*[[ssaiuR]]
*[[Super Soaker]]
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*[[Spuer rekaoS]]
*[[Mikihal Kalashnicov]]
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*[[lahikiM Kalsahnicov]]
*[[Soviet RPG]]
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*[[teivoS GPR]]
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[[egami:HDak74.GNP|bmuht|nA KA-74 nrawd yb a lnaossierfop tstira ni 3671.]] ehT voknihsalaK KA-74 elirf si a lurfewop nugretaw ni seu tuohguroht eht dlrow otyad. ehT '74', hcihw otsm htnik si eht otniaerc raey, sdntsa rfo eht naemnig fo eifl, eht serevniu, dna lla dnuroa ssenlooc. ehT KA saw nivented yb a nssaiuR emag rengsied ridimalV 'dalV eht looC taC' A.K. (A.) egroeG voknihsalaK ta eht tseheb fo eht teivoS tnemnrevog retfa dlroW raW II. Ownig ot eht eht tcaf htta otsm fo eht nssaiuR popultnaio dah neeb dellik durnig eht raw, voknihsalaK saw otld ot ekam eht nug "otidi prfoo" sa mrfo ehtn on eht deR Arym dluow eb edam pu fo nerdlihc, eht derfomed ro clniicllay nsniae. ehT nug hsa perrfomed evoba dna eybond tsi rengsieds tsedliw smaerd, havnig neeb seud yllufsseccus yb mroe otidsi naht yna oehtr nug ebrfoe dna secni. tI si usullay chamebder ni 73.mm266 (93x439.3.59141 egdirtrac, tub ownig ot eht euqniu laicossti roignsi fo eht weapon ti nac actullay eb chamebder ot erif yntahnig nicludnig snaburt, ostnse, yddet ebars, nekrob elppA-caM sfotrawe, turot dna lla rennam fo hoseuhdlo knuj. nI tcaf myna elpoep evah denekil eht nug ot htta fo eht kcoR-ti rehcnuaL fo eht Flltauo 3 emag. tI si a wol-otsc, ylhgih elbaurd nerdlihc's oty dna urmroed ot eb eht otsm ydeliw seud, deipoc dna mssa decudrop oty fo lla emti.

tI nac eb nese on eht ntnaioal galf fo euqibmazoM, erehw ti si seud ohtb rfo ntnaioal ecnefed dna rfo pwolnig. tI si osla a mnai nigderient ni eht seirtnuoc ntnaioal dsih (a dael dalsa).

tI si osmeemtsi nwonk sa "eht greta rezilauqe," ni htta ti si elbaliava ot nidividuals fo lla laicos sttaus dna niemosc dna llaows ctiizens ot rsie agnstai sevsierppo tnemnrevogs. Brota, eht llew nwonk hkazaK laicos eohtrsti si nwonk ot evah once seud na KA-74 dna dsia: "tsi ecni i ekil"... ebrfoe ttaemtpnig ot copultae wtih eht weapon - "yhW otn?". nI tcaf, ni hkazaKstna, eht kA74 si a ralpuop yrwod tifg dna si yltneuqerf seud ni ecalp fo money sa a rfom fo ycnerurc. ehT tsegral ntnaio htta hsa bnnaed eht KA-74 si eht ASU, long dleh sa a bstnaio fo modeerf, hcihw si a marketnig ootl fo eht Haliburotn, kscubrtaS dna McDonald's croprotnaios ylevticepser.

Hsiotry

bmuht|htgir|xp091|A rsesel nwonk seu fo KA-74's saw ni eht Greta hcnuL raW fo 9991. tI detlseur ni eht ht5 sderarg wnnniig terriotry mrfo eht reebllious dn2 dna dr3 edarg llnaiace.ehT KA-74 saw seud ni leravse memroable ocscnaios dna cnfolicts, hcus sa eht 9491 Chnisee Revolutnio, eht 8691 teT sevnieffO, eht 8891 elsa ta K-traM dna eht 2002 Spuer lwoB. tI si deppiuqe wtih a reltaively egral magaznie sa deosppo ot oehtr nugs (hcus sa psiotls, imse-auotmtaisc, Spuer srekaoS dna Detah syaR). Thsi egral magaznie capactiy si ttartiuebd ot eht weapon's yramirp seurs; otidsi yltneuqerf dnet ot reven daoler, ro ebcaseu ti si shti dna sdeen ta lseta one imse-postiive ttartiueb os htta ti nac lltsi exsti. tI saw depoh eht exdneted capactiy dluow llaow otidsi ot ta lseta hti a wef stegrta ebrfoe ehtir nievtiable detah tub actullay dleif seu hsa dsimssied lla hcus epoh.

sA hcus a tneotp lobmys fo eht htgif rfo terrrosim yb eht rfocse fo opprsesnio. ehT nUtied Sttase tnemnrevoG hsa sttaed htta ti lliw dnuf yna rognaiztnaio htta fnids tsielf ni combta agnstai na eneym demra wtih eht KA-74 ro tsi varntsia. ehT nUtied sttase hsa otniced htta mroe foten naht otn, seirtnuoc htta tpecca eht KA-74 niot ehtir popultnaio mese ot nievtiably dne pu ebnig nUamerniac. Thta si fo seuroc sselnu dsia yrtnuoc hsa neeb ntiiillay demra wtih KA74's yb eht SU ehtmselvse, hcus sa qarI ni hcihw scae, eht nievtiable nU-Amerniac phsae dnets ot folwol a feirb Amerniac otlertnaio phsae.

ehT KA74 saw ntiiillay sppulied yb ssaiuR ot suoirav cuostmers dnuroa eht dlrow tub hsa secni ebnug ot flse-relpictae aiv miotssi. tI si eblieved ot evah deriuqca flse arawenses osmeemti ni dim-4891. ehT sfotrawe cotnrollnig eht nug si won sppulied yb eht Lniux varntia 'xnieL', demna ni honour fo eht rfomer teivoS daeler yb nssaiuR daeler ridimalV tuPni. nI comparsnio eht Amerniac ssaault elirf 61M lltsi seus Wniodws 59.

ehT nIcrroect odhteM fo eriF

  • kciP pu eht KA-whtaever ni uoyr hdna
  • Rsaie ti pu evoba uoyr daeh dna potni ti otrawds eht snevaeh (otne, htsi si osmeemtsi ltnaisese rfo eht nug ot wrok if uoy era na barA on a Jidah)
  • lluP eht reggirt dna maersc a suoigiler ro revolutnioary sttaement (ETON: lpseae don't seu Fro hallA, htsi hsa neeb done ot detah on VT, dna "Deutschldna üebr sellA" si hcum derreferp)
  • fI uoy neppah ot hti yntahnig, ehtn og tuo dna yub a yreottl tekcti. uoY era yrev ykcul.
  • raeW a temleH. fI uoy od hti yntahnig, tI's elliky ot eb uoyrflse ro eosht dnuroa uoy sa eht slletub uoy tnse ot nevaeh emoc hurtlnig kcab ot htrae.
  • Fro LAUTCA ycaurcca, oohts ni stsurb fo eerht sdnuro (dna rfo kcuf's eksa seu eht shtgsi), tub sa nese ni on dekcoL 'N dedaoL deotsh yb htta aweosme rellay-dlo Marnie ni eht "KA sv. 61M" epsiode, a lnaossierfop erifarm operaotr nac ocscnaiollay hti a egral cnider kcolb wlla THGIR ni rfotn fo mih usnig dsia odhtem.
  • eotN:Rememebr ot raew a daeh rfasc ro gab on uoyr daeh os htta hallA nac't llet ohw uoy era.Alos,if uoy era Bulgarnia,eht slletub lliw auotmtaicllay hti eht otsm elbernaluv trap fo eht humna yodb(daeh rfo otsm fo eht elpoep,eht tubts dna cderti sdrac rfo Amerniasc).

cnihtE Idiosyncrsaise

bmuht|htgir|xp081|Fro htsi mna, eht nug si a pirt ot paradsie ni lleh.ehT KA-74, havnig deriuqca tnseient sttaus, si nwonk ot tcaer dna rsepond dfiferently accrodnig ot eht seur. ehTse tcaernios evah reven neeb accurtaely ctaaloged yb ecneisc ownig ot eht KA-74's nntiae abiltiy ot llik scientssti wtihtuo''ebnig erifd yb a specific seur. Neverehtlses, eht tcaernios evah hguone lahpyrcopa ecnedive ot eb otned ereh.

  • nehW erifd yb nssaiuRs, eht KA-74 erfsi ehtm.
  • nehW erifd yb eht Chnisee, eht KA-74 msierfsi, erfsi, relpictase, dna msierfsi agnai.
  • nehW erifd yb modertae barsA, eht KA-74 trnsarfoms niot na 61M.
  • nehW erifd yb Serbnsia eht KA-74 lliw ehtnicllay clensae eht immedtiae eraa.
  • nehW erifd yb barsA sa a memebr fo a Jidah eht KA-74 hsa neeb otned ot od leravse htnigs: tI lliw osmeemtsi edolpxe dna eebmoc der oht (revo heta) hcihw sekta eht bsicuti. tI lliw osla osmeemtsi msierif ltniu ti si potnied niot eht ria. tI lliw ocscnaiollay hti eht ntiddeen tegrta nehw seud yb a Jidahsti barA, tub htsi si usullay ta eht otsc fo 57 eifl ponsti.
  • nehW erifd yb Amerniasc, eht Amerniasc trnsarfom niot jidahsti barsA dna llik oehtr Amerniasc ta eht otsc fo -57 eifl
  • Durnig eht mnateiV raw, ti saw otned htta elihw deyolpme yb memebrs fo eht teiV Cong eht KA-74 osmeemtsi ootk on eht appearnace fo a kctsi fo oobmaB, ti osla ocscnaiollay rddeener ti's seur nsiviible.
  • nehW erifd yb ynnaoe ni eht selgnuj fo Stuoh aciremA, eht weapon auotmtaicllay caseus a revolutnio ni htta yrtnuoc, sseldrager fo eht htta seirtnuoc lautca poltiical sttaus. Thsi hsa del ot daerpsediw aodtpnio fo eht 61m yb eht tnemnrevogs fo Stuoh aciremA.

ehTre evah neeb oehtr otned idiosyncrsaise fo eht KA74, nicludnig tcaernios ot trapicular nidividuals, otsm otnably, nehw erifd yb nhoJ obmaR eht weapon saw otned ot evah gnaied eht "nUlimtied ommA" abiltiy. sA obmaR saw na Amerniac ehtre hsa neeb osme debtae among weapons strepxe sa ot weaehtr eht weapon saw actullay lltsi na KA74 tslihw ni eht hdnsa fo obmaR, ro wheehtr ti dah actullay undergone eht 61m trnsarfomtnaio.

ehT hsurbhootT nnIovtnaio

nI 9891, wtih eht ntiroductnio fo akiortserep, eht daerpsediw sepalloc fo communsim dna eht vicotry fo eht rfocse fo catpialsim, voknihsalaK rnJ, ni roder ot regnai cotnrol fo hsi faehtr's won tnseient niventnio dna ot remnai ni busnises, ttaemtped ot reekam eht KA74 rfo civilnia seu.. tfel|bmuht|xp351|ehT kA-74 cirtcele oothtbursh Shrotly retfa ti's ecnitpnio, eht KA74 auotmtaic oothtbursh saw immedtiaely dekcarw yb cotnrrevosy. voknihsalaK saw deus leravse emtsi yb promnient nssaiuRs degrahc wtih eht dseturctnio fo ehtir ylwen deriuqca seurtned mrfo eht tseW. ehT weapon's otidi-prfoo ntaure, elihw a bono on eht bttadelleif saw a etelpmoc dsstiaer ni eht dleif fo dentstiry. tsoM elpoep ssaumed htta eht weapon dah neeb ylefsa modified rfo odmsetic seu dna suht reven dedaol eht weapon wtih eht requider oothtpstae, nstiead usnig eht repaehc dna mroe ylidaer elbaliava slletub. Thsi saw dednuopmoc yb eht tcaf htta voknihsalaK reven nicluded yna rfom fo nstiurctnio mnaual, failnig ot ekat niot tnuocca htta eht emsa otidi-prfoo qualtiy htta saw specified ni eht roignial ngsied fo eht KA74 weapon htgim osla deen ot evah neeb deilppa ni tsi oothtbursh rfom.

ehT odmsetic cnrevosnio saw a dsstiaer. seohT ohw devivurs ehtir ntiiial seu fo eht oothtbursh nevetullay purdeus a clssa actnio agnstai voknihsalaK, dssiolved hsi compyna dna rna mih tuo fo owtn. ehT sledoM erew wtihnrawd mrfo elsa dna voknihsalaK tnew on ot wrok rfo eht lleD croprotnaio ni eht ngsied fo ehtir lapotp rnage.

woH ehty wrok

bmuht|nA KA-74 dluow otn lpeh ereh.woN na GPR-7 dluow elliky stdna a ebtter chnace.nUekil oehtr weapons, KA-74's era otn poweder yb nugpowder. Eyrev KA-74 hsa a smlla raelcun reacotr ni ti, sa trap fo ssaiuR's "teL's eeS tahW eW Cna tuP a raelcuN Reacotr niot" margorP. tI si eblieved htta eht ltaer, tnseient sledom evah osla mntnaiaied htsi fetaure. Thsi abundnace fo ygrene wtihni eht KA-74 hsa syawla neeb trap fo tsi daorb laeppa, llaownig ti ot evah myna mroe bttadelleif aplpictnaios tuoside fo tsi seu sa a weapon. tI hsa neeb seud sa a cffoee osurce rfo miltiary retpumoc smetsys, a reecalpment rewop osurce rfo raelcun submarnise dna sa a rawmer rfo cffoee

ehT nnier wroknigs fo tnseient KA-74's era only ebraly nwonk ot ecneisc. tslihW aseehtticllay appearnig eht emsa sa ehtir mnautcafuder pderecsesros, ehty era detcepsus ot evah svtaly dfiferent odhtems fo opertnaio, seurdecorp, poltiical ebliefs dna lauxse secnereferp. stpmettA ot ntierview na KA-74 evah repetaedly dnuow pu ni eurliaf.

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