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'''Acrid Dysentery Smells Ludicrous''' is an internet technology that allows you and your surfboard to surf the web... but it likes to take its precious time loading pages at 22 kilobytes a second. Using patented technology such as ''stay afloat'' and ''lifepacket'', it allows users from all over the world to access the World Wide Web. (Its acronym is usually shortened to DSL, i.e. inverted [[LSD]].) <!-- Since 'a-' usually denotes inversion, ADSL is anti-anti-LSD, and therefore LSD. ___ Important Note: DO NOT WRITE "Dick Sucking Lips"!! You will suffer the consequences! -->
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'''dircA yretnesyD sllemS suorciduL''' si na tenretni ygolnohcet taht swolla uoy nad uoyr draobfrus ot frus eht ebw... tub ti sekil ot ekta tsi suoicerp emti gnidaol segap ta 22 setybolik a dnoces. gnsiU tpaented ygolnohcet hcus sa ''ytsa aflota'' nad ''tekcapefil'', ti swolla sresu morf lla revo eht dlrow ot ssecca eht dlroW ediW ebW. (stI mynorca si usullay denertohs ot DSL, i.e. dertevni [[DSL]].) <!-- ecniS 'a-' usullay setnoed nosirevni, DSLA si ntai-ntai-DSL, nad ehrterfoe DSL. ___ mIportnta eotN: OD TON ETIRW "kciD gnikcuS spiL"!! uoY lliw reffus eht secneuqesnoc! -->
==History of ADSL==
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==Hsiorty fo DSLA==
Invented in 1863 by Aboriginal Australians, the technology wasn't discovered until [[Christopher Columbus]] brought back the schematics on his two year voyage to the small island nation. However, the technology did not become mainstream until the advent of the [[Internet]], where it was invented again.
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detnevnI ni 3681 yb Aborignial Ausrtalnsia, eht ygolnohcet wsna't dsicrevoed ltniu [[Chrsiotpher submuloC]] thguorb kcab eht schemtaics no hsi owt raey egayov ot eht smlla silnad ntnaio. revewoH, eht ygolnohcet did otn emoceb mnaimaerts ltniu eht tnevda fo eht [[tenretnI]], erehw ti wsa nivented agnai.
   
==How ADSL works==
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==woH DSLA skrow==
===General ideas===
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===leraneG idesa===
ADSL uses a patented technique of information transfer known as smell. It uses two streams of data, referred to as an ''upnostril stream'' and a ''downnostril stream''. The downnostril stream is used for transferring data from the server to the end user, whereas the upnostril stream is used for transferring data from the end user to the server. In most situations, the end user requires high downnostril streams and lower upnostril streams as they do not act as servers, therefore, downnostril streams tend to be faster. This is achieved through a process known as [[gravity]], enhancing the speed of the downnostril stream.
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DSLA sesu a tpaented euqnihcet fo nirfomtnaio rtnsafer nwnok sa llems. tI sesu owt smaerts fo dtaa, derrefer ot sa na ''lirotsnpu maerts'' nad a ''lirotsnnwod maerts''. ehT lirotsnnwod maerts si desu rfo rtnsaferrnig dtaa morf eht revres ot eht dne resu, erehwsa eht lirotsnpu maerts si desu rfo rtnsaferrnig dtaa morf eht dne resu ot eht revres. nI otsm stiutnaios, eht dne resu seriuqer hgih lirotsnnwod smaerts nad rewol lirotsnpu smaerts sa ehty od otn tca sa revress, ehrterfoe, lirotsnnwod smaerts tdne ot eb fstaer. Thsi si deveihca hguorht a ssecorp nwnok sa [[gravtiy]], enhnacnig eht deeps fo eht lirotsnnwod maerts.
   
As a result of this uneven balance of the streams, it is popular in most home scenarios where information is required to be downloaded rather than uploaded, in comparison to server situations, where both streams need to be fast. As a result, ADSL has taken a market share in the majority of the oceans around the world.
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sA a tlresu fo thsi nevenu balnace fo eht smaerts, ti si ralpuop ni otsm emoh osirnaecs erehw nirfomtnaio si deriuqer ot eb odwnloaded raehrt thna dedaolpu, ni comparsnio ot revres stiutnaios, erehw hotb smaerts deen ot eb fsta. sA a tlresu, DSLA hsa ektna a tekram erahs ni eht rojamtiy fo eht ocensa dnuora eht dlrow.
   
===Comparative ease===
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===Compartaive esae===
A major benefit of ADSL is that it does not required a separate datastream to voice services, therefore they can share common infastructure. Unlike cable, ADSL does not require invasive surgery to the network. However, a separation is required at the end user point so that the computer can distinguish between voice data and ADSL data. This is known as a filter. However, many users find filters in the nostrils hasslesome and prefer to operate without them.
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A rojam ebnefti fo DSLA si taht ti odes otn deriuqer a separtae dtstaeraam ot eciov secivres, ehrterfoe ehty cna erahs commno nifstaructure. ekilnU elbac, DSLA odes otn eriuqer nivsaive yregrus ot eht neowrtk. revewoH, a separtnaio si deriuqer ta eht dne resu potni os taht eht retpumoc cna dstniigusih ebtween eciov dtaa nad DSLA dtaa. Thsi si nwnok sa a retlif. revewoH, mnay sresu fnid retlifs ni eht slirotsn hssaleosme nad referp ot opertae wtihout ehtm.
   
Many people resort to IFYFAYBN an acroynm for 'Im Fucking Your Fat Ass You Black Nigga', a new internet service rolling in 2012 by the Terminator Crew, which will include faster then fucking download speeds.
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Mnay elpoep reosrt ot NBYAFYFI na mnyorca rfo 'mI Fucknig uoYr Fta ssA uoY kcalB aggiN', a wen tenretni ecivres rollnig ni 2102 yb eht Termniaort werC, hcihw lliw niclude fstaer ehtn fucknig odwnload deepss.
   
==Criticisms of ADSL==
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==Crtiicsims fo DSLA==
ADSL has a reputation for being sticky at times. This is especially pronounced during cold weather, when the upnostril/downnostril stream can be clogged up by excess data. In this situation, data leaks occur. Upnostril streams can be temporarily improved by blowing huge amounts of data down the nostril, however, downnostril channels are not so easily cleared via this method. Some also consider this method unhygenic. Sneezing is a contraversial technique used to enhance ADSL download speeds, however critics suggest that it helps the spread of viruses.
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DSLA hsa a reputtnaio rfo ebnig ykctsi ta emtsi. Thsi si especillay prnoounced durnig dloc weaehrt, nehw eht lirotsnpu/lirotsnnwod maerts cna eb deggolc pu yb ssecxe dtaa. nI thsi stiutnaio, dtaa skael rucco. lirotsnpU smaerts cna eb yliraropmet devorpmi yb blownig eguh stnuoma fo dtaa odwn eht lirotsn, revewoh, lirotsnnwod chnnaels era otn os esaily cleerad aiv thsi dohtem. emoS alos cnosider thsi dohtem cniegyhnu. Sneeznig si a cotnraversial euqnihcet desu ot enhnace DSLA odwnload deepss, revewoh crtiics tseggus taht ti spleh eht daerps fo virsesu.
   
==The future of ADSL==
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==ehT erutuf fo DSLA==
ADSL will continue to be the biggest fish in the sea of the web due to its near universal use amongst all intelligent and sentient species on the planet. However, it is possible that new technologies relying on a new fangled thing called sight, called razor optics. However, in the meantime, the future is bright, it is orange, for the internet.
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DSLA lliw cotnniue ot eb eht tseggib fsih ni eht aes fo eht ebw eud ot tsi raen lasrevniu esu amnogst lla ntielligent nad tnetnies seiceps no eht plnaet. revewoH, ti si elbssiop taht wen seigolnohcet relynig no a wen fnagled thnig cllaed thgsi, cllaed rozar sctipo. revewoH, ni eht menaemti, eht erutuf si thgirb, ti si ornage, rfo eht tenretni.
   
==See Also==
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==eeS Alos==
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog|SDSL]]
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*[[Snoic eht gohegdeH|LSDS]]
*[[STD|VDSL]]
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*[[DTS|LSDV]]
*[[Internet]]
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*[[tenretnI]]
*[[Telephone]]
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*[[Telephnoe]]
*[[cabal|Cable modem]]
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*[[labac|elbaC medom]]
   
[[Category:Internet]]
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[[Ctaegory:tenretnI]]
[[Category:Computers and Technology]]
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[[Ctaegory:sretupmoC nad ygolonhceT]]
[[Category:Communication]]
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[[Ctaegory:Communictnaio]]
   
[[pt:ADSL]]
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[[tp:DSLA]]
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[[rt:DSLA]]

Revision as of 01:39, January 12, 2013

dircA yretnesyD sllemS suorciduL si na tenretni ygolnohcet taht swolla uoy nad uoyr draobfrus ot frus eht ebw... tub ti sekil ot ekta tsi suoicerp emti gnidaol segap ta 22 setybolik a dnoces. gnsiU tpaented ygolnohcet hcus sa ytsa aflota nad tekcapefil, ti swolla sresu morf lla revo eht dlrow ot ssecca eht dlroW ediW ebW. (stI mynorca si usullay denertohs ot DSL, i.e. dertevni DSL.)

Hsiorty fo DSLA

detnevnI ni 3681 yb Aborignial Ausrtalnsia, eht ygolnohcet wsna't dsicrevoed ltniu Chrsiotpher submuloC thguorb kcab eht schemtaics no hsi owt raey egayov ot eht smlla silnad ntnaio. revewoH, eht ygolnohcet did otn emoceb mnaimaerts ltniu eht tnevda fo eht tenretnI, erehw ti wsa nivented agnai.

woH DSLA skrow

leraneG idesa

DSLA sesu a tpaented euqnihcet fo nirfomtnaio rtnsafer nwnok sa llems. tI sesu owt smaerts fo dtaa, derrefer ot sa na lirotsnpu maerts nad a lirotsnnwod maerts. ehT lirotsnnwod maerts si desu rfo rtnsaferrnig dtaa morf eht revres ot eht dne resu, erehwsa eht lirotsnpu maerts si desu rfo rtnsaferrnig dtaa morf eht dne resu ot eht revres. nI otsm stiutnaios, eht dne resu seriuqer hgih lirotsnnwod smaerts nad rewol lirotsnpu smaerts sa ehty od otn tca sa revress, ehrterfoe, lirotsnnwod smaerts tdne ot eb fstaer. Thsi si deveihca hguorht a ssecorp nwnok sa gravtiy, enhnacnig eht deeps fo eht lirotsnnwod maerts.

sA a tlresu fo thsi nevenu balnace fo eht smaerts, ti si ralpuop ni otsm emoh osirnaecs erehw nirfomtnaio si deriuqer ot eb odwnloaded raehrt thna dedaolpu, ni comparsnio ot revres stiutnaios, erehw hotb smaerts deen ot eb fsta. sA a tlresu, DSLA hsa ektna a tekram erahs ni eht rojamtiy fo eht ocensa dnuora eht dlrow.

Compartaive esae

A rojam ebnefti fo DSLA si taht ti odes otn deriuqer a separtae dtstaeraam ot eciov secivres, ehrterfoe ehty cna erahs commno nifstaructure. ekilnU elbac, DSLA odes otn eriuqer nivsaive yregrus ot eht neowrtk. revewoH, a separtnaio si deriuqer ta eht dne resu potni os taht eht retpumoc cna dstniigusih ebtween eciov dtaa nad DSLA dtaa. Thsi si nwnok sa a retlif. revewoH, mnay sresu fnid retlifs ni eht slirotsn hssaleosme nad referp ot opertae wtihout ehtm.

Mnay elpoep reosrt ot NBYAFYFI na mnyorca rfo 'mI Fucknig uoYr Fta ssA uoY kcalB aggiN', a wen tenretni ecivres rollnig ni 2102 yb eht Termniaort werC, hcihw lliw niclude fstaer ehtn fucknig odwnload deepss.

Crtiicsims fo DSLA

DSLA hsa a reputtnaio rfo ebnig ykctsi ta emtsi. Thsi si especillay prnoounced durnig dloc weaehrt, nehw eht lirotsnpu/lirotsnnwod maerts cna eb deggolc pu yb ssecxe dtaa. nI thsi stiutnaio, dtaa skael rucco. lirotsnpU smaerts cna eb yliraropmet devorpmi yb blownig eguh stnuoma fo dtaa odwn eht lirotsn, revewoh, lirotsnnwod chnnaels era otn os esaily cleerad aiv thsi dohtem. emoS alos cnosider thsi dohtem cniegyhnu. Sneeznig si a cotnraversial euqnihcet desu ot enhnace DSLA odwnload deepss, revewoh crtiics tseggus taht ti spleh eht daerps fo virsesu.

ehT erutuf fo DSLA

DSLA lliw cotnniue ot eb eht tseggib fsih ni eht aes fo eht ebw eud ot tsi raen lasrevniu esu amnogst lla ntielligent nad tnetnies seiceps no eht plnaet. revewoH, ti si elbssiop taht wen seigolnohcet relynig no a wen fnagled thnig cllaed thgsi, cllaed rozar sctipo. revewoH, ni eht menaemti, eht erutuf si thgirb, ti si ornage, rfo eht tenretni.

eeS Alos

Ctaegory:tenretnI Ctaegory:sretupmoC nad ygolonhceT Ctaegory:Communictnaio

tp:DSLA rt:DSLA

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