ACI Monday's
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“It is in NO comparison to Wednesdays on the moon, NO COMPARISON!”
“ACI Monday's makes me want to take my top off...what is it anyway? do you get, like, Mondays stuff there? Its hot, anyway, like.....dahhhhhhh”
ACI Monday's ("Aw CRAP! IT'S MONDAY!") or We Don't Have Crap Bolted To The Walls Like TGI Friday's is another restaurant named after a week day, and is the restaurant that finishes the top secret organization called the "week of Restaurant", but that isn't important now. ACI Mondaysis the newest addition to the weekday restaurants since it's first location opened in 2005, coming after TGI Fridays, Thursday Saloon, Wednesdays on the Moon, and the most well known, and cheap Ruby Tuesdays. As you may know, of these restaurants i have just mentioned have themes, TGI Fridays with it's Friday, crazy-go-nuts, "Applebees" knockoff theme, Thursday Saloon with it's wild west restaurant theme, Wednesdays on the Moon with it's Medieval theme, Ruby Tuesdays with it's incredibly annoying "cozy" comfortable, TGI Friday's knockoff theme, which in itself is an "Applebees" knockoff theme, and of course "ACI Mondays". ACI Monday's theme is to make it feel like the first day at work, or school after a long weekend theme. Imagine after a cozy weekend, of sleeping, and drinking you wake up on Monday, wishing someone would break those legs of yours, because you are SO miserable it's Monday, that is the essence of ACI Mondays. As there slogan goes "Your first day of the week ALL WEEK!"
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edit That staff they have
Remember Ms. Applegate? The grizzled old lady teacher you had in 7th grade who is mad that she just went through a divorce? Basically that's the staff there. Actually, that is the staff of "Kids Korner"...Actually its only "Corner", grammar is important at ACI Mondays. In the "Adult Section" there is a total different staff, instead of the "no tolerance teacher" style, they have a "no tolerance office worker" style. The staff has actually received much criticism due to the fact that "they keep customers waiting because they have "important restaurant" work to get done, and in the words of the Co-Owner of the chain "Rog Delps" says that the work will just accumulate all over for the hard working staff if they have to run around for some no class townies. Not only is the staff not very good, but they have extremely uncomfortable chairs at ACI Mondays, EXTREMELY, and some guy actually filed a lawsuit against ACI Mondays because he fractured his tale bone, but Mondays won because they have all those hoity toidy lawyer types (go figure) who ended up finding some sort of loophole in the lawsuit.
edit Menu
The menu at ACI Mondays, is what some say is EXTREMELY overpriced. And very high in sodium...and it is becoming very common for people to find chicken feathers in their meals, But what do you expect, it's a family restaurant...you only go there once in a while. There are two different menus, one for the Kid's Corner, and one for the "Adult section", below is the "Kid's Corner" menu.
edit Kid's Corner
- Chicken Patty With Bun -$20.00
- Chicken Nuggets -$20.00
- Fried Chicken -$20.00
- Chicken Fajitas -$20.00
- Breaded Chicken product -$20.00
- Chicken and "mystery gravy!" (mystery gravy is just milk, and chicken organs that were left out in the sun -$20.00
- Darker Chicken Product -$20.00
- Chicken Ring things -$20.00
- Chicken Tenders -$20.00
- The hard-ish kind of Chicken nuggets -$20.00
we kind of think that this may be the chicken lasagna...or the chicken product maybe....
- Chicken Crackers -$20.00
- Chicken and lukewarm rice -$20.00
- Chicken and rice over some "mystery gravy" -$20.00
- Teriyaki tasting chicken $42.00
- Chicken "Casserole" (just chicken on some non toasted white bread, with mystery gravy) $50.00
- Pork chop (just chicken with dark breading) -$20.00
- Chicken and dumplings (dumplings are just pieces of white bread, and they also use mystery gravy) -$20.00
- Chicken pot pie (same as chicken casserole, but they just use veggies) -$20.00
- Fish sandwich (traces of chicken are very noticeable) -$20.00
- Chicken lasagna -$20.00
- chicken hot dog -$20.00
- Chicken banana split (desert) -$20.00
- chicken shaped nuggets -$20.00
- dinosaur shaped nuggets -$20.00
- Nachos, with beef -$20.00
- Chicken nachos -$20.00
- Chicken shaped Peanut butter and jelly sandwich -$20.00
- Mystery meet (usually chicken left out in the sun) -$20.00
- Cooks choice (usually a chicken product) -$20.00
- cheese wedge pizza -$20.00
- chicken pizza -$20.00
- salisbury steak -$20.00
- chicken tacos -$20.00
Notes: All entries come with a choice of milk, and chicken smiles, or some other potato product.
edit Adult Section
The menu for the adult section is a little more complex than the Kid's Corner because everyone knows that every kid in the world is an idiot and doesn't even know what a salad, or combo meal is...or at least that's what Rog Delps said....
- Hot dog Combo meal (hot dog, and something from the kids menu) -$30.00
- "Save them bucks salad!" (lettuce...and whatever cheese they happen to have)-$15.00
- Tuna meal
- Breaded chicken ok ,I'm more sure of myself this time...this is either the tuna, or something deep fried....but i seriously think it is tuna
- Spaghetti type pasta, and maybe some sauce
- cold Sandwich special, your choice of Cheese, roast beef, ham, turkey, beef, plain mayonnaise, or just plane white bread with nothing in it. -$40.00 (To have it heated, toasted, or to have more than one meat on it will cost 25.00 extra)
- Taco type platter
- ACI special meatloaf (the uneaten remnants of Kid's Corner meals put together, and blended into some kind of meat)
- Sides:
- bread roll item -$19.99
- old banana -$19.99
- Hockey Puck flavored cookie -$19.99
- potate -$19.99
- Artificially flavored chocolate ice cream plate -$19.99
- TRIX fun tyme yogurte -$19.99
- Potato rounds -$19.99
- some tots.... -$19.99
- Specials:
- "all you can eat you fat waste of skin" special! (all you can eat food for only $2,033.99)
- deep fried yum yum! (any selected food DEEP FRIED!)$55.00
- FREE Donut with any meal for only $10.00 more!!
- apple orchard fresh apple from the orchard, (its an apple you can buy for your waitress in the Kid's Corner)-$10.00
- "Funniest man in a cubicle" mug (a mug you can purchase for you waiter, or waitress in the Adult section)- $25.00
- Lobster to be shared with your hard working staff -$299.99
edit Locations
ACI Mondays started out as a small glint in the eye of Rog Delps, until he finally decided to open one in Oregon. Business was just "ok" until ACI Mondays got an unexpected visit from Steve-O of Jackass fame. Steve-O ordered the Taco Type platter, and some Potate. after consuming it, he projectile vomited all over his table. Rog Delps just assumed that this was a stunt for Jackass, and that Steve-O had just pured epic ac all over his dish. This was not the case. So Steve-O left angrily, and Briskly, and just banged ONE of the waitresses. This brought large publicity to the restaurant, and he built another in Wisconsin, Idaho, Norway, and New Mexico. Soon after, there was a ACI Monday in 49 of the 50 states (not California, because ACI mondays wasn't homosexual enough to fit in. It now celebrates it's 4th anniversary.
edit Health inspection score
In a recent health inspection on the original ACI Monday in Oregon, it got a fourth of a star because of the discovery of 14 mice, mold, rats, discarded potate, no sink, spittle, baby foot smeared on the wall, 27 dead bodies, and worse than that, EXPIRED HOT SAUCE! Health officials say "bottom line....don't eat there", then they usually laugh at the fact that they actually drew a line, that was at the bottom of something.
