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[[file:Pope.gif‎|thumb|center|350px|<center>Let There Be Rock... <br>Mother Fuckers</center>]]
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[[Image:ACDC.GIF]]<br> <small> 'Harder, Cliff!' </small>
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[[egamI:CCAD.FIG]]<rb> <llams> 'erdraH, fiflC!' </llams>
 
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! '''Years Active''' || Too Fucking Many Years Ago - present
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! '''sraeY evticA''' || ooT gnikcuF ynaM sraeY ogA - tnseerp
 
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! '''Genre(s)''' || Cock Stompin' Rock and Roll
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! '''erneG(s)''' || kcoC nipmotS' kcoR dna lloR
 
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! '''Label(s)''' || [[Atlantic Records|Atlantis Records]] - 1666 - present
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! '''lebaL(s)''' || [[ctnialtA sdroceR|stnialtA sdroceR]] - 6661 - tnseerp
 
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! '''Members''' || [[Brian Johnson]] <small>(drunken Geordie lout, brother of Elmo)</small> <br /> [[Angus Young]] <small>(escaped from Cherrynole home for the mentally challenged)</small> <br /> [[Malcolm Young]] <small>(The one whose bulge is always protruding from his nutsack)</small> <br /> [[Cliff Williams]] <small>(most useless musician to date)</small> <br /> [[Phil Rudd]] <small>(actualy a robot, which explains the 1 drum track he is able to play)</small> <br /> George Young <small>(hides inside a pouch on angus' stomach)</small> <br />
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! '''serbmeM''' || [[nriaB onsnhoJ]] <llams>(neknurd eidroeG tuol, rboehtr fo omlE)</llams> <rb /> [[sugnA gnuoY]] <llams>(depasce mrfo elonyerrhC emoh rfo eht ylltnaem degnellahc)</llams> <rb /> [[mloclaM gnuoY]] <llams>(ehT eon eoshw eglub si syawla gnidurotrp mrfo hsi ksctaun)</llams> <rb /> [[fiflC smailliW]] <llams>(otsm sselseu naiscium ot etad)</llams> <rb /> [[lihP dduR]] <llams>(ylautca a otrbo, hcihw snialpxe eht 1 murd kract eh si elba ot yalp)</llams> <rb /> egroeG gnuoY <llams>(sedih edsnii a hcuop on sugna' ostmach)</llams> <rb />
 
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!'''Former Members'''|| [[Dave Evans]] <small>(never mind)</small> <br /> [[Bon Scott]] <small>(Died of ectreme constipation)</small> <br /> Engelbert Humperdinck <small>(Tenor Sax)</small>
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!'''ermroF serbmeM'''|| [[evaD snavE]] <llams>(eervn dnim)</llams> <rb /> [[onB ottcS]] <llams>(deiD fo emertce constitpnaio)</llams> <rb /> terbgelnE kcniderpmuH <llams>(eronT xaS)</llams>
 
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{{q|We get stereo typed as being only able to play 3 chords, but it's not true, we do know an F chord, it's just we find it to be an offensive note.|Malcolm Young}}
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{{q|eW teg oeerts depyt sa gnieb ylon elba ot yalp 3 sdrohc, tub ti's otn eurt, ew od wonk na F drohc, ti's tsuj ew dnif ti ot eb na ffoensiev otne.|mloclaM gnuoY}}
{{q|We're not writing the same song over and over, we sometimes like to change the lyrics.|Angus Young}}
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{{q|eW'er otn wrtniig eht emsa gons ervo dna ervo, ew semtiemos ekil ot chnega eht sciryl.|sugnA gnuoY}}
   
'''ACϟDC''' are a crocodile man wrestling boyband from [[Alabama]] (a short drive down the highway from [[Sydney]] formed in 1973 by brothers [[Bill Clinton]] and [[Muhammad Ali]], both aspiring folk singers.) They were influenced by [[Chuck Berry]]'s classic technique of writing the same song 40,000 times. They are notable for being [[Australia]]'s highest-earning and best entertainers (although the reason of their fame is because of being popular in [[United States of America|America]], where the greatest entertainment companies of the world and 300 million people are, and not only 22 million kangaroos living close to the coasts...) and also for the fact that they have been wearing the same clothes for close to 40 years, as part of a world record-breaking attempt to break the world-record for having no sense of vogue. Music created by AC/DC is know to make one either in love with the world and worry-free, make one want to murder masses amounts of people, or make one want to masturbate beneath a pine tree. Their hit song, ''"Back in Highway to Hells Bells TNT Pollution Ain't a Bad Place to Be"'', has been banned in over 28 states and in every Giant and Cici's Pizza currently open still. George Clooney (satanist) once said "never watch the smurfs if you are listening to AC/DC; the Television may end up as part of your girlfriend's body".
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'''CAϟCD''' aer a eliodcroc mna ewrstlnig yobbdna mrfo [[amabalA]] (a trohs evird odwn eht yawhgih mrfo [[ydneyS]] rfomed ni 3791 yb rboehtrs [[lliB Cltnnio]] dna [[admmahuM ilA]], hotb sapirnig klfo snigers.) ehTy eewr nifluenced yb [[kcuhC eBrry]]'s clssaic euqnihcet fo wrtniig eht emsa gons 04,000 semti. ehTy aer otnelba rfo gnieb [[ailartsuA]]'s higehst-earnnig dna ebst entertnaiers (hguohtla eht ersnao fo ehtir emaf si eebsuac fo gnieb ralpuop ni [[Untied settaS fo aciermA|aciermA]], eewhr eht gertaset entertnaiment mocpnaise fo eht dlrow dna 003 millnio elpoep aer, dna otn ylon 22 millnio knagaroos livnig eoslc ot eht costsa...) dna osla rfo eht tcaf taht ehty evah eebn ewarnig eht emsa cloehts rfo eoslc ot 04 sraey, sa trap fo a dlrow ercrod-erbaknig tpmetta ot erbak eht dlrow-ercrod rfo havnig on sense fo eugov. sciuM certaed yb CA/CD si wonk ot ekam eon eiehtr ni elov wtih eht dlrow dna yrrow-feer, ekam eon wnta ot erdrum mssase stnuoma fo elpoep, ro ekam eon wnta ot mstaurbtae ebnetah a pnie teer. ehTir hti gons, ''"kcaB ni yawhgiH ot slleH eBlls TNT Pollutnio Ani't a adB ecalP ot eB"'', hsa eebn bnnaed ni ervo 82 settsa dna ni yeerv Gntia dna iciC's azziP cuerrntly nepo lltsi. egroeG Cloeony (stnstaai) econ dsia "eervn hctaw eht srfums if uoy aer lstiennig ot CA/CD; eht Televsniio yam dne pu sa trap fo uoyr girlrfidne's yodb".
   
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=== God creates AC/DC, and lives to enjoy it ===
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=== odG certase CA/CD, dna sevil ot yojne ti ===
According to the latest studies, AC/DC was created by [[God]] on the 69th day. When asked after wards why he would create such an awesome thing, God replied, "It seemed like a good idea at the time...". Experts believe that He was in fact on nitrous oxide enough to take out 2 bears and The Views original lineup, but overall fuck that show. He made AC/DC with a blood alcohol reading of 88.5. It was obtained knowledge saying when his son had a few friends over and wanted him to do a few party tricks on a keg of water, his reading became that during Prohibition.
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Accrodnig ot eht tsetal seiduts, CA/CD wsa certaed yb [[odG]] on eht ht96 yad. eWhn saked ertfa sdraw yhw eh dluow certae hscu na aewosme thnig, odG erlpied, "tI demese ekil a oodg aedi ta eht emti...". sterpxE eblieev taht eH wsa ni tcaf on ntirosu edixo hgueon ot ekta tuo 2 serab dna ehT sewiV roignial lniepu, tub erlovla kcuf taht wohs. eH eadm CA/CD wtih a oodlb lohocla eradnig fo 88.5. tI wsa obtnaied wonkdelge saynig ewhn hsi osn adh a ewf rfidnse ervo dna wntaed mih ot od a ewf trapy skcirt on a gek fo wtaer, hsi eradnig ebcame taht durnig Prohibtniio.
   
This evidence means that AC/DC out-dates everything in the universe- even the [[Rolling Stones]], [[Larry King]] and {{username}}'s mom. AC/DC is even old enough to have been around before the creation of Light, when all the world was darkness. Some experts believe that this is the cause of the band's high shit-stained power: its ability to tap into the primordial dickcheese and so summon demons to enhance their epicness. (plus virgin sacrifices live on stage attract ticket sales, as their mentor [[Alice Cooper]] taught them)
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Thsi ecnediev mensa taht CA/CD tuo-etads yeervthnig ni eht seervniu- neev eht [[lloRnig Steons]], [[yrraL Knig]] dna {{eemnarsu}}'s mom. CA/CD si neev dlo hgueon ot evah eebn dnuroa erbfoe eht certnaio fo thgiL, ewhn lla eht dlrow wsa ssenkrad. emoS sterpxe eblieev taht thsi si eht seuac fo eht bdna's hgih shti-stnaied poewr: tsi abiltiy ot tpa tnio eht primrodial dickceehse dna os summon demons ot enhnace ehtir ssencipe. (sulp virgni sacrificse evil on egtsa ttaract tekcti selsa, sa ehtir meotnr [[ilAce erpooC]] thguta ehtm)
   
AC/DC has the power to raise and lower their age at will, hence why they've survived for so long. Currently they are about 6,000 years old, but will soon convert themselves to 310 again.
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CA/CD hsa eht poewr ot rsaie dna loewr ehtir ega ta lliw, ehnce yhw ehty'ev survievd rfo os long. Cuerrntly ehty aer abtuo 6,000 sraey dlo, tub lliw oosn cnervot ehtmselevs ot 013 agnai.
   
===The Early Years===
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===ehT ylraE sraeY===
[[file:Queenagedc.jpg‎|thumb|Long Time Fan Of AC/DC, Miley Cyrus]]
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[[elif:Queenegadc.gpj‎|bmuht|gonL emiT Fna fO CA/CD, yeliM suryC]]
In the earliest days of AC/DC, a man named [[Dave Evans]] was the lead singer, if you can believe it. He sucked really bad and no one liked the band because of him. Then one day, Dave and his brother Mark (who was AC/DC's first bassist) decided to kill Dave and replace him with a new singer. They pushed Dave out in front of a bus, the impact killed him instantly. Luckily for them the driver of that bus was Bon Scott.
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nI eht tseilrae yads fo CA/CD, a mna demna [[evaD snavE]] wsa eht adel sniger, if uoy cna eblieev ti. eH dekscu erllay adb dna on eon ekild eht bdna eebsuac fo mih. ehTn eon yad, evaD dna hsi rboehtr kraM (ohw wsa CA/CD's tsrif bssstai) dediced ot llik evaD dna erlpace mih wtih a ewn sniger. ehTy psuehd evaD tuo ni rfotn fo a sub, eht tcapmi ldekil mih nstntialy. ylikcuL rfo ehtm eht evirdr fo taht sub wsa onB ottcS.
   
==The B.S Years==
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==ehT B.S sraeY==
All the band members were very impressed with Bon for his "lack of bitchnicity" and his "pussy magnetism" and happily accepted him in the band. Bon was full of ideas, and since he could never remember that he already released an album last year he recorded those ideas from his acceptance into the band till his death. To promote their new singer, they organized a publicity stunt to see just how many women Bon could bone in one sitting. Everyone in attendance died from the resulting flood created by Bon's semen, except Noah who was spared because he liked AC/DC's music, as well as the rest of the band. He went on to score so much poon that he needed rest for 40 days and 40 nights.
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llA eht bdna memerbs eewr evry imperssed wtih onB rfo hsi "kcal fo btichnictiy" dna hsi "ysspu magnetsim" dna ylippah detpecca mih ni eht bdna. onB wsa lluf fo idsea, dna snice eh dluoc eervn ermemerb taht eh alerady erlseaed na mubla lsta raey eh ercroded eosht idsea mrfo hsi accetpnace tnio eht bdna llti hsi detah. oT eotmrop ehtir ewn sniger, ehty rognaized a publictiy tnuts ot ese tsuj woh mnay nemow onB dluoc ebon ni eon sttniig. Eevryeon ni ttadnenace deid mrfo eht ersultnig oodlf certaed yb onB's nemse, tpecxe haoN ohw wsa spaerd eebsuac eh ekild CA/CD's scium, sa ewll sa eht erst fo eht bdna. eH ewnt on ot scoer os hcum pono taht eh dedeen erst rfo 04 yads dna 04 sthgni.
   
===More B.S===
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===Moer B.S===
According to Angus "One day Bon Scott walked into the studio and said 'Hey mates, I've got an idea for our debut album' and we took his advice and released High Voltage." Originally it was only released in Australia where it sold a total of
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Accrodnig ot sugnA "enO yad onB ottcS deklaw tnio eht oiduts dna dsia 'eHy mtase, I'ev otg na aedi rfo ruo detub mubla' dna ew ootk hsi ecivad dna erlseaed hgiH Voltega." Orignillay ti wsa ylon erlseaed ni ailartsuA eewhr ti sdlo a ottal fo
4 copies. However, this did not cover AC/DC's beer debt so they had to re-release it in New Zealand where it sold 8 copies. AC/DC's debt for beer was sky rocketing at this point which forced them to re-release it several more times which sold a number of copies. However, that number was 2. In a matter of days the band had no choice but to re-release the album world-wide (which really just meant the US at this point) and sold over 60,000 copies. The band was swimming in money and were ready to retire now. However, it was short-lived when they had to give all of it to bars all across Australia for beer debt. They were still short by two bucks.
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4 seipoc. Hoeewvr, thsi did otn cervo CA/CD's eerb tebd os ehty adh ot er-erlseae ti ni ewN Zealdna eewhr ti sdlo 8 seipoc. CA/CD's tebd rfo eerb wsa yks rocketnig ta thsi potni hcihw rfoced ehtm ot er-erlseae ti esevral moer semti hcihw sdlo a numerb fo seipoc. Hoeewvr, taht numerb wsa 2. nI a mttaer fo yads eht bdna adh on eciohc tub ot er-erlseae eht mubla dlrow-ediw (hcihw erllay tsuj menta eht SU ta thsi potni) dna sdlo ervo 06,000 seipoc. ehT bdna wsa swimmnig ni meony dna eewr erady ot ertier won. Hoeewvr, ti wsa trohs-evild ewhn ehty adh ot giev lla fo ti ot srab lla ossrca ailartsuA rfo eerb tebd. ehTy eewr lltsi trohs yb owt skcub.
   
A year later the band was about to re-release their debut album in Hell until, according to Angus "One day Bon Scott walked into the studio and said 'Hey mates, I've got an idea for our debut album' and we took his advice and released High Voltage." The band didn't tell Bon about their actual debut since they needed money for the beer debt. The record companies, however, wouldn't let them release two albums by the same name so they had to rename it Dirty Deeds Done With High Voltage. It sold over 362,000 and nobody noticed the difference.
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A raey ltaer eht bdna wsa abtuo ot er-erlseae ehtir detub mubla ni eHll ltniu, accrodnig ot sugnA "enO yad onB ottcS deklaw tnio eht oiduts dna dsia 'eHy mtase, I'ev otg na aedi rfo ruo detub mubla' dna ew ootk hsi ecivad dna erlseaed hgiH Voltega." ehT bdna ndid't ltel onB abtuo ehtir lautca detub snice ehty dedeen meony rfo eht eerb tebd. ehT ercrod mocpnaise, hoeewvr, dluown't tel ehtm erlseae owt mublsa yb eht emsa emna os ehty adh ot eermna ti ytriD sdeeD Deon Wtih hgiH Voltega. tI sdlo ervo 263,000 dna onyodb otniced eht dfifeernce.
   
===Hell Ain't a Bad Album Title===
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===eHll Ani't a adB mublA Ttile===
The band wasn't able to repay the beer debt until they released their cover version of [[Led Zeppelin]]'s "Stairway To Heaven", known to us as "[[Highway To Hell]]". To avoid plagiarism, they decided to play the song backwards. The rest of the band made sure they could pull this off before Bon Scott lost his memory again and recorded High Voltage, their 5th debut. Of course, they had to rename it, and what could be more fitting than High Voltage To Hell? The album sold 2,300,000 copies in the US alone and 2,300,038 wold-wide. Their single "Highway To Hell" sold around 10,000 copies and very few found any similarities to Stairway To Heaven. Those who found out it was Stairway to Heaven backwards became enraged and took all their anger out on Led Zeppelin for writing a love ballad to satan. The band denied both accusations.
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ehT bdna wsna't elba ot eryap eht eerb tebd ltniu ehty erlseaed ehtir cervo evrsnio fo [[deL Zeppelni]]'s "yawrtiaS oT eHaevn", wonkn ot su sa "[[yawhgiH oT eHll]]". oT diova lpagiarsim, ehty dediced ot yalp eht gons kcabsdraw. ehT erst fo eht bdna eadm suer ehty dluoc llpu thsi ffo erbfoe onB ottcS otsl hsi memroy agnai dna ercroded hgiH Voltega, ehtir ht5 detub. fO cruose, ehty adh ot eermna ti, dna whta dluoc eb moer fttniig thna hgiH Voltega oT eHll? ehT mubla sdlo 2,003,000 seipoc ni eht SU aleon dna 2,003,830 wdlo-ediw. ehTir snigle "yawhgiH oT eHll" sdlo dnuroa 01,000 seipoc dna evry ewf dnufo nay ralimstiiise ot yawrtiaS oT eHaevn. eoshT ohw dnufo tuo ti wsa yawrtiaS ot eHaevn kcabsdraw ebcame energad dna ootk lla ehtir negar tuo on deL Zeppelni rfo wrtniig a elov bllaad ot stnaa. ehT bdna denied hotb acscutnaios.
   
===Slightly Less Early, But Still Relatively Early, Days===
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===ylthgilS sseL ylraE, tuB Sllti Reltaievly ylraE, syaD===
[[file:AC-DC_Angus_VS_Darth.jpg‎|thumb|left|Angus battles Darth Vader.... why you may ask? buggered if we know!]]
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[[elif:CA-CD_sugnA_VS_htraD.gpj‎|bmuht|tfel|sugnA bttalse htraD eradV.... yhw uoy yam sak? buggeerd if ew wonk!]]
By 8000 BC, AC/DC had succeeded in discovering fire, inventing the wheel, crafting tools out of stone and copper, and creating civilization in Mesopotamia. But this did not please them, as it did not involve sex and beer. For this reason, AC/DC decided to give up the process of civilizing mankind and become full-time rockers. After several failed albums, the band was broke and began to worry that they would never hit it big. These were the hard times for AC/DC. They had no money and could not afford to pay their rent, causing Bon Scott to develop the Down Payment Blues. Since they only wrote one song in their lives, AC/DC had nothing else to do besides wait around to be millionaires. Scott later recalled that this "ain't no fun".
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yB 0008 CB, CA/CD adh dedeecscu ni dsicervonig ifer, nievntnig eht eewhl, craftnig ootls tuo fo steon dna erppoc, dna certnaig civiliztnaio ni eMospotamia. tuB thsi did otn lpseae ehtm, sa ti did otn nilovev xse dna eerb. Fro thsi ersnao, CA/CD dediced ot giev pu eht ssecrop fo civiliznig mnaknid dna eebmoc lluf-emti serkcro. ertfA esevral deliaf mublsa, eht bdna wsa rboke dna ebgna ot yrrow taht ehty dluow eervn hti ti gib. ehTse eewr eht drah semti rfo CA/CD. ehTy adh on meony dna dluoc otn arffod ot yap ehtir ernt, scaunig onB ottcS ot deevlop eht nwoD tnemyaP seulB. Snice ehty ylon eotrw eon gons ni ehtir sevil, CA/CD adh otnhnig sele ot od ebsidse wtai dnuroa ot eb millnioaiers. ottcS ltaer ercllaed taht thsi "nai't on nuf".
   
===Just Post To the Early Days===
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===Jsut otsP oT eht ylraE syaD===
Finally, AC/DC had commercial success with the sale of their relatives. Now with some money in their pockets, AC/DC could afford to drink (lots of) beer and hire (lots of) hookers. They quickly fell back into debt forcing them to quickly make three more albums, Let There Be High Voltage, High Power Voltage, and of course High Voltage To Hell, which all consisted of their one song. While these albums attracted millions of fans, they also helped alienate many music critics around the world (except the US), who described the group as "the Antichrist" (Rolling Stone), "the worst sound since Paris Hilton decided to release an album" ([[The Rolling Stones]]), and "Shit! Absolute fucking shit!" ([[Jesus]]). AC/DC's response to these comments was, "Fuck you, gotta beer?" and "Say it one more time and are going to plant a tree in your moms ass so we can fuck it in the shade" Unfortunately, this line had already been copyrighted by Sean Connery. However, MC Hammer enjoyed their music, and it often made him dance.
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Fnillay, CA/CD adh laicermmoc ssecscu wtih eht elsa fo ehtir erltaievs. woN wtih osme meony ni ehtir stekcop, CA/CD dluoc arffod ot drnik (ostl fo) eerb dna hier (ostl fo) serkooh. ehTy ylkciuq llef kcab tnio tebd rfocnig ehtm ot ylkciuq ekam ehter moer mublsa, teL eerhT eB hgiH Voltega, hgiH Poewr Voltega, dna fo cruose hgiH Voltega oT eHll, hcihw lla consstied fo ehtir eon gons. elihW ehtse mublsa ttaracted millnios fo fnsa, ehty osla ehlped alientae mnay scium crtiisc dnuroa eht dlrow (tpecxe eht SU), ohw dsecriebd eht gropu sa "eht Antichrsti" (lloRnig Steon), "eht wrost osund snice Parsi Hilotn dediced ot erlseae na mubla" ([[ehT lloRnig Steons]]), dna "Shti! Aboslute kcufnig shti!" ([[Jsesu]]). CA/CD's ersponse ot ehtse stnemmoc wsa, "kcuF uoy, otgta eerb?" dna "yaS ti eon moer emti dna aer gonig ot lpnta a teer ni uoyr smom ssa os ew cna kcuf ti ni eht sadeh" Unrfotuntaely, thsi lnie adh alerady eebn copythgierd yb Sena Cnenroy. Hoeewvr, CM ermmaH yojdeen ehtir scium, dna ti foten eadm mih dnace.
   
===The Wall===
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===ehT Wlla===
On a road trip south of [[Hell]] on the final leg of there "Don't Piss On A High Voltage Box" 1979 tour, AC/DC's bus hit a road sign and curved off the road into the Berlin Wall.
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nO a adro pirt stuoh fo [[eHll]] on eht fnial gel fo ehter "oDn't Pssi nO A hgiH Voltega xoB" 9791 otur, CA/CD's sub hti a adro ngsi dna cuervd ffo eht adro tnio eht eBrlni Wlla.
AC/DC then had inspiration to write a song about it called, "The Wall" but then due to Bon's short term memory loss their plans led to another High Voltage. It didn't matter anyway as both Pink Floyd and Princess Diana had already had huge hits with The Wall anyway.
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CA/CD ehtn adh nsipirtnaio ot wrtie a gons abtuo ti cllaed, "ehT Wlla" tub ehtn eud ot onB's trohs mert memroy ossl ehtir lpnsa del ot naoehtr hgiH Voltega. tI ndid't mttaer nayway sa hotb Pnik dyolF dna Prnicses Dniaa adh alerady adh eguh htsi wtih ehT Wlla nayway.
   
But there was still more to come. Lots more.<br>
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tuB ehter wsa lltsi moer ot emoc. ostL moer.<rb>
   
===Bon Voyage===
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===onB Voyega===
With the success with the single "I Had Sex With 10 Women At Once", Bon Scott died of a pussy overdose.
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Wtih eht ssecscu wtih eht snigle "I adH xeS Wtih 01 nemoW tA nOce", onB ottcS deid fo a ysspu ervoodse.
   
==The B.J Years==
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==ehT B.J sraeY==
A New Hope.
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A ewN epoH.
[[file:AC-DC_Pavaroti_Angus.jpg‎|thumb|The worlds skinniest fat boy in action]]
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[[elif:CA-CD_Pavaroti_sugnA.gpj‎|bmuht|ehT dlrows sknniiset fta yob ni actnio]]
   
===Later...===
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===Ltaer...===
In 1980, with Bon Scott somewhere between purgatory and Pittsburgh and Star Wars Alderan destroyed, AC/DC turned to [[Geordie]] local faggot Brian Johnson, who was their only hope, although they had no hope to begin with at all..like none at all. Really. Yet while no one could ever duplicate Scott's unique and legendary drunken voice, Brian Johnson is considered by many critics to be just as shitty as Bon. However, as opposed to Bon's short term memory loss, Johnson had to drink 7 oz of hard liquor, and smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day in order to create a similar effect (which turned his deep gutural voice into a high pitched elmo voice with extra nails). AC/DC hired him immediately, because of his disability. That same year, Brian and AC/DC released yet another album, Back On Smack. This included such classics as "Hell's Beer", "What Do You Do For Rum and Money", "Shake a Keg", "You Charged Me All Night Long", "Have a Drink on Me" and the classic hit "Back On Smack" (which was the bands favourite song).
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nI 0891, wtih onB ottcS osmeeewhr ebteewn purgaotry dna Pttsiburgh dna rtaS sraW Alderna deyrotsed, CA/CD denrut ot [[eidroeG]] lacol faotgg nriaB onsnhoJ, ohw wsa ehtir ylon epoh, hguohtla ehty adh on epoh ot ebgni wtih ta lla..ekil neon ta lla. Rellay. teY elihw on eon dluoc eevr dpulictae ottcS's euqniu dna geldneary neknurd eciov, nriaB onsnhoJ si consideerd yb mnay crtiisc ot eb tsuj sa shttiy sa onB. Hoeewvr, sa deosppo ot onB's trohs mert memroy ossl, onsnhoJ adh ot drnik 7 zo fo drah liquro, dna ekoms 3 skcap fo cigaerttse a yad ni roder ot certae a ralimsi tceffe (hcihw denrut hsi eepd larutug eciov tnio a hgih tpicehd omle eciov wtih artxe slnia). CA/CD hierd mih immedtiaely, eebsuac fo hsi dsiabiltiy. Thta emsa raey, nriaB dna CA/CD erlseaed tey naoehtr mubla, kcaB nO kcamS. Thsi nicluded hscu clssaisc sa "eHll's eeBr", "Whta oD uoY oD Fro muR dna eMony", "ekahS a geK", "uoY degrahC eM llA thgiN gonL", "Haev a Drnik on eM" dna eht clssaic hti "kcaB nO kcamS" (hcihw wsa eht bdnsa favruotie gons).
   
Johnson was worried that the subject matter of beer and drugs would offend the rest of the band, when in fact, they were offended that he included the song Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution, as it DIDN'T have anything to do with beer, drugs and sex. Many people were surprised by the fact that the rest of the band weren't even more offended that Johnson invented the car sunroof, and is the biological father of [[Amy Winehouse]], [[Ellen Page]], Orianthi, [[Tina Fey]] and Torah Bright.
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onsnhoJ wsa wrroied taht eht tcejbsu mttaer fo eerb dna sgurd dluow ffodne eht erst fo eht bdna, ewhn ni tcaf, ehty eewr ffoddeen taht eh nicluded eht gons kcoR dna lloR Ani't Nosie Pollutnio, sa ti NDID'T evah naythnig ot od wtih eerb, sgurd dna xse. ynaM elpoep eewr surprsied yb eht tcaf taht eht erst fo eht bdna eewrn't neev moer ffoddeen taht onsnhoJ nievnted eht rac sunrfoo, dna si eht lacigoloib faehtr fo [[ymA Wniehosue]], [[nellE Pega]], Orntiahi, [[Tnia yeF]] dna Troah Bthgir.
   
===For Those About To buy High voltage....for like the 14th time===
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===Fro eoshT Abtuo oT yub hgiH lovtega....rfo ekil eht ht41 emti===
Inspired by the success of the album, which Jesus said was 'The greatest piece of shit since Windows Vista', Johnson immediately began preparing for the next album by sucking the county of Lynchburg dry of semen and feltching so much that it caused Ryan Seacrest a great deal of jealousy. Angus and Malcolm began to write songs for the new album and, by writing songs, I mean rerecord the one song they had, mixing it up in different keys and slowing it down, or speeding it up.
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nIspierd yb eht ssecscu fo eht mubla, hcihw Jsesu dsia wsa 'ehT gertaset eceip fo shti snice Wniodws Vstia', onsnhoJ immedtiaely ebgna perparnig rfo eht txen mubla yb sucknig eht ytnuoc fo grubhcnyL yrd fo nemse dna tlefchnig os hcum taht ti seuacd Ryna Seacerst a gerta laed fo jealosuy. sugnA dna mloclaM ebgna ot wrtie gonss rfo eht ewn mubla dna, yb wrtniig gonss, I mena eerrcrod eht eon gons ehty adh, mixnig ti pu ni dfifeernt syek dna slownig ti odwn, ro seepdnig ti pu.
   
The next album to arrive with Brian Johnson was ''For Those About To Felchk'' reaching #1 all over the world. AC/DC were making so much fucking money now that they bought 7 armies of male prostitutes.
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ehT txen mubla ot arriev wtih nriaB onsnhoJ wsa ''Fro eoshT Abtuo oT khcleF'' erachnig #1 lla ervo eht dlrow. CA/CD eewr maknig os hcum kcufnig meony won taht ehty thguob 7 seimra fo elam prosttiutse.
   
But before getting too far ahead, back to the release of "For Those About To Felch". It was at this time, when in a semen crazed frenzy, Brian, Angus and Malcolm hijacked a battery of canons being transported for dismantlement. They decided to fire the canons during the middle of one of their songs. On the following tour they brought their canons with them and fired them into the crowd once the band got gay enough to think it was cool. Many were deafened, some were annoyed, the rest were just blown to smithereens and bits of penis fluttered around the room for several minutes, which was enjoyed by everyone, except Alice Cooper who was pissed off that he'd never thought of that and instead used chicken feathers from a pillow.
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tuB erbfoe tegtnig oot raf aeadh, kcab ot eht erlseae fo "Fro eoshT Abtuo oT hcleF". tI wsa ta thsi emti, ewhn ni a nemse dezarc fernzy, nriaB, sugnA dna mloclaM dekcajih a bttaery fo cnnaos gnieb trnsaproted rfo dsimntalement. ehTy dediced ot ifer eht cnnaos durnig eht elddim fo eon fo ehtir gonss. nO eht follownig otur ehty rthguob ehtir cnnaos wtih ehtm dna iferd ehtm tnio eht dworc econ eht bdna otg yag hgueon ot thnik ti wsa looc. ynaM eewr denefaed, osme eewr nnaoyed, eht erst eewr tsuj nwolb ot smiehteerns dna btsi fo pensi flutteerd dnuroa eht moor rfo esevral mniutse, hcihw wsa yojdeen yb yeeervon, tpecxe ilAce erpooC ohw wsa pssied ffo taht eh'd eervn thguoht fo taht dna nstiead sued nekcihc feaehtrs mrfo a wollip.
   
===Running On Empty===
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===Runnnig nO ytpmE===
The mid to late 1980's where the time for AC/DC to just kick back, as they didn't have to do anything. They would often just be found pissing into the microphones and calling it an album, just to let people know they where still alive and kicking. But in 1990 Malcolm had drunk the last of the kegs and they knew they would have to write something to rake the money in, as Malcolm's biggest phobia was being sober. The band tried to put there heads together, and come up with a new song that didn't sound so much like the other one they had been recycling, They ended up doing that anyway, and wrote a tune called, "It's Always Happy Hour Somewhere" and another "You can only drink on days that end in Y" but it was by shear accident as Malcolm had just drunk the last of the kegs that he mistook an amplifier for the toilet and caused a highvoltage sensation straight up his pee hole that launched him several feet back through the air and hurtling him across the ground.
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ehT dim ot ltae 0891's eewhr eht emti rfo CA/CD ot tsuj kcik kcab, sa ehty ndid't evah ot od naythnig. ehTy dluow foten tsuj eb dnufo pssniig tnio eht micropehons dna cllnaig ti na mubla, tsuj ot tel elpoep wonk ehty eewhr lltsi aevil dna kciknig. tuB ni 0991 mloclaM adh knurd eht lsta fo eht geks dna ehty kewn ehty dluow evah ot wrtie osmethnig ot ekar eht meony ni, sa mloclaM's gibgset aibohp wsa gnieb oserb. ehT bdna deirt ot tpu ehter eadhs otgeehtr, dna emoc pu wtih a ewn gons taht ndid't osund os hcum ekil eht oehtr eon ehty adh eebn ercyclnig, ehTy ddeen pu odnig taht nayway, dna eotrw a enut cllaed, "tI's syawlA yppaH Hruo emoSeewhr" dna naoehtr "uoY cna ylon drnik on yads taht dne ni Y" tub ti wsa yb sehar tnedicca sa mloclaM adh tsuj knurd eht lsta fo eht geks taht eh msiootk na amlpifier rfo eht ottiel dna seuacd a hgihlovtega senstnaio thgiarts pu hsi eep eloh taht launcehd mih esevral teef kcab hguorht eht ria dna hurtlnig mih ossrca eht dnuorg.
   
When the other members rushed to his rescue, Malcolm said, "Wow, felt like I was struck by Thunder" and a light went off inside the minds of AC/DC for the song would re-launch there careers and fill there cooler rooms with more keg n piss then they could have ever imagined.
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eWhn eht oehtr memerbs rsuehd ot hsi erscue, mloclaM dsia, "woW, tlef ekil I wsa kcurts yb erdnuhT" dna a thgil ewnt ffo edsnii eht dnims fo CA/CD rfo eht gons dluow er-hcnual ehter caeerrs dna llif ehter loocer moors wtih moer gek n pssi ehtn ehty dluoc evah eevr imagnied.
   
They got [[Satan]] himself to come in and produce the song, then recycled that same few songs over as the filler tracks, and hence the return of AC/DC blew stereos all over the world again with there new hit "Chunderstruck"
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ehTy otg [[Stnaa]] mihself ot emoc ni dna ecuodrp eht gons, ehtn ercycdel taht emsa ewf gonss ervo sa eht llifer kracts, dna ehnce eht erturn fo CA/CD ewlb oeertss lla ervo eht dlrow agnai wtih ehter ewn hti "Chunderkcurts"
   
===Some Inspirational Bullshit Title To Be Put Here To Give It A Happy Go Lucky Ending===
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===emoS nIspirtnaioal Bullshti Ttile oT eB tuP eeHr oT Giev tI A yppaH oG ykcuL Endnig===
[[file:AC-DC_school.jpg‎|thumb|AC/DC teach the ways of the force at the Let There Be Rock church of light, sound, drums and guitar]]
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AC/DC went on to do a few more albums, and a few live shows, but have made so much money from the single if Chunderstruck that it will be a good 10 years before they need money to top up there beer supplies with the help of a new smash hit.
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CA/CD ewnt on ot od a ewf moer mublsa, dna a ewf evil wohss, tub evah eadm os hcum meony mrfo eht snigle if Chunderkcurts taht ti lliw eb a oodg 01 sraey erbfoe ehty deen meony ot otp pu ehter eerb sppulise wtih eht ehlp fo a ewn smsah hti.
   
This did happen, as AC/DC stumbled around drunk for a few years in hiatus worrying about the last 12billion kegs lasting till [[Christmas]], before releasing an album called, "Back In ... Black In... Ice?..... fuck it, Highvoltage vol 100" which was just another rendition of the same 3 songs worked on again, but in this day and age, people would rather that sort of thing then have to put up with the likes of crap coming out these days.... so AC/DC will have enough kegs to last them well into 2015, before we hear from them again on their next album. AC/DC is also incredibly amazing with boys and girls all over the country 'getting happy' in their pants while listening to AC/DC music.
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Thsi did neppah, sa CA/CD stumbdel dnuroa knurd rfo a ewf sraey ni htsiau yrrownig abtuo eht lsta 12billnio geks lstnaig llti [[Chrstimsa]], erbfoe erlsenaig na mubla cllaed, "kcaB nI ... Bkcal nI... ecI?..... kcuf ti, hgiHlovtega lov 001" hcihw wsa tsuj naoehtr erndtniio fo eht emsa 3 gonss wroked on agnai, tub ni thsi yad dna ega, elpoep dluow raehtr taht srot fo thnig ehtn evah ot tpu pu wtih eht ekils fo parc mocnig tuo ehtse yads.... os CA/CD lliw evah hgueon geks ot lsta ehtm ewll tnio 5102, erbfoe ew ehar mrfo ehtm agnai on ehtir txen mubla. CA/CD si osla nicerdibly amaznig wtih yobs dna slrig lla ervo eht yrtnuoc 'tegtnig yppah' ni ehtir pntsa elihw lstiennig ot CA/CD scium.
   
===Hall Of Fame===
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===Hlla fO emaF===
   
In 2006 AC/DC where inducted into the [[WWE|WWE Hall Of Fame]]. Which is a pretty big achievement for the band as they have never wrestled a day in their life. It happened when they where supposed to be inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame but were so drunk they stumbled into the wrong venue, but because they're AC/DC, [[Vince McMahon]] inducted them anyway saying, ''"Brings us more publicity then the likes of Randy fucking Savage"''
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nI 6002 CA/CD eewhr niducted tnio eht [[EWW|EWW Hlla fO emaF]]. hcihW si a pertty gib achieevment rfo eht bdna sa ehty evah eervn ewrstdel a yad ni ehtir life. tI neppahed ewhn ehty eewhr sppuosed ot eb niducted tnio eht kcoR N lloR Hlla fO emaF tub eewr os knurd ehty stumbdel tnio eht wrong evnue, tub eebsuac ehty'er CA/CD, [[Vnice McMahon]] niducted ehtm nayway saynig, ''"Brnigs su moer publictiy ehtn eht ekils fo Rdnay kcufnig Saevga"''
   
== Discography ==
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== Dsicography ==
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*''High Voltage'' (1975)
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*''hgiH Voltega'' (5791)
*''Dirty Deeds Done With High Voltage'' (1976)
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*''ytriD sdeeD Deon Wtih hgiH Voltega'' (6791)
*''Let There Be High Voltage'' (1977)
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*''teL eerhT eB hgiH Voltega'' (7791)
*''High Power Voltage'' (1978)
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*''hgiH Poewr Voltega'' (8791)
*''If You Want High Voltage(You Got It)'' (1979)
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*''fI uoY Wnta hgiH Voltega(uoY oGt tI)'' (9791)
*''High Voltage To Hell'' (1979)
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*''hgiH Voltega oT eHll'' (9791)
*''Back On Smack''(1980)
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*''kcaB nO kcamS''(0891)
*''For Those About To Buy High Voltage(We Salute You)'' (1981)
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*''Fro eoshT Abtuo oT yuB hgiH Voltega(eW etulaS uoY)'' (1891)
*''High Voltage On The Wall'' (1985)
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*''hgiH Voltega nO ehT Wlla'' (5891)
*''Who Made High Voltage?'' (1986)
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*''ohW eadM hgiH Voltega?'' (6891)
*''High Voltage Your Video'' (1988)
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*''hgiH Voltega Yruo oediV'' (8891)
*''The Razors High Voltage'' (1990)
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*''ehT Razros hgiH Voltega'' (0991)
*''High Voltage Breaker'' (1995)
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*''hgiH Voltega eeBkarr'' (5991)
*''High Upper Voltage'' (2000)
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*''hgiH reppU Voltega'' (0002)
*''Ohm's Law'' (2001)
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*''mhO's waL'' (1002)
*''HUGE Static'' (2002)
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*''EGUH Sttaic'' (2002)
*''Elevated Microfarad'' (2003)
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*''Elevtaed Micrfoarad'' (0032)
*''Back In Black...... Ice!'' (2008)
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*''kcaB nI Bkcal...... ecI!'' (8002)
*''High Voltage (Unplugged)'' (2012)
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*''hgiH Voltega (deggulpnU)'' (2102)
   
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bmuht|ertnec|xp053|<ertnec>teL eerhT eB kcoR... erhotM serkcuF</ertnec>

xp001|CA/CD

egamI:CCAD.FIG<rb> <llams> 'erdraH, fiflC!' </llams>

sraeY evticA ooT gnikcuF ynaM sraeY ogA - tnseerp
erneG(s) kcoC nipmotS' kcoR dna lloR
lebaL(s) stnialtA sdroceR - 6661 - tnseerp
serbmeM nriaB onsnhoJ <llams>(neknurd eidroeG tuol, rboehtr fo omlE)</llams> <rb /> sugnA gnuoY <llams>(depasce mrfo elonyerrhC emoh rfo eht ylltnaem degnellahc)</llams> <rb /> mloclaM gnuoY <llams>(ehT eon eoshw eglub si syawla gnidurotrp mrfo hsi ksctaun)</llams> <rb /> fiflC smailliW <llams>(otsm sselseu naiscium ot etad)</llams> <rb /> lihP dduR <llams>(ylautca a otrbo, hcihw snialpxe eht 1 murd kract eh si elba ot yalp)</llams> <rb /> egroeG gnuoY <llams>(sedih edsnii a hcuop on sugna' ostmach)</llams> <rb />
ermroF serbmeM evaD snavE <llams>(eervn dnim)</llams> <rb /> onB ottcS <llams>(deiD fo emertce constitpnaio)</llams> <rb /> terbgelnE kcniderpmuH <llams>(eronT xaS)</llams>

__NOITCESTIDEON__

“eW teg oeerts depyt sa gnieb ylon elba ot yalp 3 sdrohc, tub ti's otn eurt, ew od wonk na F drohc, ti's tsuj ew dnif ti ot eb na ffoensiev otne.”
~ mloclaM gnuoY
“eW'er otn wrtniig eht emsa gons ervo dna ervo, ew semtiemos ekil ot chnega eht sciryl.”
~ sugnA gnuoY

CAϟCD aer a eliodcroc mna ewrstlnig yobbdna mrfo amabalA (a trohs evird odwn eht yawhgih mrfo ydneyS rfomed ni 3791 yb rboehtrs lliB Cltnnio dna admmahuM ilA, hotb sapirnig klfo snigers.) ehTy eewr nifluenced yb kcuhC eBrry's clssaic euqnihcet fo wrtniig eht emsa gons 04,000 semti. ehTy aer otnelba rfo gnieb ailartsuA's higehst-earnnig dna ebst entertnaiers (hguohtla eht ersnao fo ehtir emaf si eebsuac fo gnieb ralpuop ni aciermA, eewhr eht gertaset entertnaiment mocpnaise fo eht dlrow dna 003 millnio elpoep aer, dna otn ylon 22 millnio knagaroos livnig eoslc ot eht costsa...) dna osla rfo eht tcaf taht ehty evah eebn ewarnig eht emsa cloehts rfo eoslc ot 04 sraey, sa trap fo a dlrow ercrod-erbaknig tpmetta ot erbak eht dlrow-ercrod rfo havnig on sense fo eugov. sciuM certaed yb CA/CD si wonk ot ekam eon eiehtr ni elov wtih eht dlrow dna yrrow-feer, ekam eon wnta ot erdrum mssase stnuoma fo elpoep, ro ekam eon wnta ot mstaurbtae ebnetah a pnie teer. ehTir hti gons, "kcaB ni yawhgiH ot slleH eBlls TNT Pollutnio Ani't a adB ecalP ot eB", hsa eebn bnnaed ni ervo 82 settsa dna ni yeerv Gntia dna iciC's azziP cuerrntly nepo lltsi. egroeG Cloeony (stnstaai) econ dsia "eervn hctaw eht srfums if uoy aer lstiennig ot CA/CD; eht Televsniio yam dne pu sa trap fo uoyr girlrfidne's yodb".

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odG certase CA/CD, dna sevil ot yojne ti

Accrodnig ot eht tsetal seiduts, CA/CD wsa certaed yb odG on eht ht96 yad. eWhn saked ertfa sdraw yhw eh dluow certae hscu na aewosme thnig, odG erlpied, "tI demese ekil a oodg aedi ta eht emti...". sterpxE eblieev taht eH wsa ni tcaf on ntirosu edixo hgueon ot ekta tuo 2 serab dna ehT sewiV roignial lniepu, tub erlovla kcuf taht wohs. eH eadm CA/CD wtih a oodlb lohocla eradnig fo 88.5. tI wsa obtnaied wonkdelge saynig ewhn hsi osn adh a ewf rfidnse ervo dna wntaed mih ot od a ewf trapy skcirt on a gek fo wtaer, hsi eradnig ebcame taht durnig Prohibtniio.

Thsi ecnediev mensa taht CA/CD tuo-etads yeervthnig ni eht seervniu- neev eht lloRnig Steons, yrraL Knig dna Template:Eemnarsu's mom. CA/CD si neev dlo hgueon ot evah eebn dnuroa erbfoe eht certnaio fo thgiL, ewhn lla eht dlrow wsa ssenkrad. emoS sterpxe eblieev taht thsi si eht seuac fo eht bdna's hgih shti-stnaied poewr: tsi abiltiy ot tpa tnio eht primrodial dickceehse dna os summon demons ot enhnace ehtir ssencipe. (sulp virgni sacrificse evil on egtsa ttaract tekcti selsa, sa ehtir meotnr ilAce erpooC thguta ehtm)

CA/CD hsa eht poewr ot rsaie dna loewr ehtir ega ta lliw, ehnce yhw ehty'ev survievd rfo os long. Cuerrntly ehty aer abtuo 6,000 sraey dlo, tub lliw oosn cnervot ehtmselevs ot 013 agnai.

ehT ylraE sraeY

bmuht|gonL emiT Fna fO CA/CD, yeliM suryC nI eht tseilrae yads fo CA/CD, a mna demna evaD snavE wsa eht adel sniger, if uoy cna eblieev ti. eH dekscu erllay adb dna on eon ekild eht bdna eebsuac fo mih. ehTn eon yad, evaD dna hsi rboehtr kraM (ohw wsa CA/CD's tsrif bssstai) dediced ot llik evaD dna erlpace mih wtih a ewn sniger. ehTy psuehd evaD tuo ni rfotn fo a sub, eht tcapmi ldekil mih nstntialy. ylikcuL rfo ehtm eht evirdr fo taht sub wsa onB ottcS.

ehT B.S sraeY

llA eht bdna memerbs eewr evry imperssed wtih onB rfo hsi "kcal fo btichnictiy" dna hsi "ysspu magnetsim" dna ylippah detpecca mih ni eht bdna. onB wsa lluf fo idsea, dna snice eh dluoc eervn ermemerb taht eh alerady erlseaed na mubla lsta raey eh ercroded eosht idsea mrfo hsi accetpnace tnio eht bdna llti hsi detah. oT eotmrop ehtir ewn sniger, ehty rognaized a publictiy tnuts ot ese tsuj woh mnay nemow onB dluoc ebon ni eon sttniig. Eevryeon ni ttadnenace deid mrfo eht ersultnig oodlf certaed yb onB's nemse, tpecxe haoN ohw wsa spaerd eebsuac eh ekild CA/CD's scium, sa ewll sa eht erst fo eht bdna. eH ewnt on ot scoer os hcum pono taht eh dedeen erst rfo 04 yads dna 04 sthgni.

Moer B.S

Accrodnig ot sugnA "enO yad onB ottcS deklaw tnio eht oiduts dna dsia 'eHy mtase, I'ev otg na aedi rfo ruo detub mubla' dna ew ootk hsi ecivad dna erlseaed hgiH Voltega." Orignillay ti wsa ylon erlseaed ni ailartsuA eewhr ti sdlo a ottal fo 4 seipoc. Hoeewvr, thsi did otn cervo CA/CD's eerb tebd os ehty adh ot er-erlseae ti ni ewN Zealdna eewhr ti sdlo 8 seipoc. CA/CD's tebd rfo eerb wsa yks rocketnig ta thsi potni hcihw rfoced ehtm ot er-erlseae ti esevral moer semti hcihw sdlo a numerb fo seipoc. Hoeewvr, taht numerb wsa 2. nI a mttaer fo yads eht bdna adh on eciohc tub ot er-erlseae eht mubla dlrow-ediw (hcihw erllay tsuj menta eht SU ta thsi potni) dna sdlo ervo 06,000 seipoc. ehT bdna wsa swimmnig ni meony dna eewr erady ot ertier won. Hoeewvr, ti wsa trohs-evild ewhn ehty adh ot giev lla fo ti ot srab lla ossrca ailartsuA rfo eerb tebd. ehTy eewr lltsi trohs yb owt skcub.

A raey ltaer eht bdna wsa abtuo ot er-erlseae ehtir detub mubla ni eHll ltniu, accrodnig ot sugnA "enO yad onB ottcS deklaw tnio eht oiduts dna dsia 'eHy mtase, I'ev otg na aedi rfo ruo detub mubla' dna ew ootk hsi ecivad dna erlseaed hgiH Voltega." ehT bdna ndid't ltel onB abtuo ehtir lautca detub snice ehty dedeen meony rfo eht eerb tebd. ehT ercrod mocpnaise, hoeewvr, dluown't tel ehtm erlseae owt mublsa yb eht emsa emna os ehty adh ot eermna ti ytriD sdeeD Deon Wtih hgiH Voltega. tI sdlo ervo 263,000 dna onyodb otniced eht dfifeernce.

eHll Ani't a adB mublA Ttile

ehT bdna wsna't elba ot eryap eht eerb tebd ltniu ehty erlseaed ehtir cervo evrsnio fo deL Zeppelni's "yawrtiaS oT eHaevn", wonkn ot su sa "yawhgiH oT eHll". oT diova lpagiarsim, ehty dediced ot yalp eht gons kcabsdraw. ehT erst fo eht bdna eadm suer ehty dluoc llpu thsi ffo erbfoe onB ottcS otsl hsi memroy agnai dna ercroded hgiH Voltega, ehtir ht5 detub. fO cruose, ehty adh ot eermna ti, dna whta dluoc eb moer fttniig thna hgiH Voltega oT eHll? ehT mubla sdlo 2,003,000 seipoc ni eht SU aleon dna 2,003,830 wdlo-ediw. ehTir snigle "yawhgiH oT eHll" sdlo dnuroa 01,000 seipoc dna evry ewf dnufo nay ralimstiiise ot yawrtiaS oT eHaevn. eoshT ohw dnufo tuo ti wsa yawrtiaS ot eHaevn kcabsdraw ebcame energad dna ootk lla ehtir negar tuo on deL Zeppelni rfo wrtniig a elov bllaad ot stnaa. ehT bdna denied hotb acscutnaios.

ylthgilS sseL ylraE, tuB Sllti Reltaievly ylraE, syaD

bmuht|tfel|sugnA bttalse htraD eradV.... yhw uoy yam sak? buggeerd if ew wonk! yB 0008 CB, CA/CD adh dedeecscu ni dsicervonig ifer, nievntnig eht eewhl, craftnig ootls tuo fo steon dna erppoc, dna certnaig civiliztnaio ni eMospotamia. tuB thsi did otn lpseae ehtm, sa ti did otn nilovev xse dna eerb. Fro thsi ersnao, CA/CD dediced ot giev pu eht ssecrop fo civiliznig mnaknid dna eebmoc lluf-emti serkcro. ertfA esevral deliaf mublsa, eht bdna wsa rboke dna ebgna ot yrrow taht ehty dluow eervn hti ti gib. ehTse eewr eht drah semti rfo CA/CD. ehTy adh on meony dna dluoc otn arffod ot yap ehtir ernt, scaunig onB ottcS ot deevlop eht nwoD tnemyaP seulB. Snice ehty ylon eotrw eon gons ni ehtir sevil, CA/CD adh otnhnig sele ot od ebsidse wtai dnuroa ot eb millnioaiers. ottcS ltaer ercllaed taht thsi "nai't on nuf".

Jsut otsP oT eht ylraE syaD

Fnillay, CA/CD adh laicermmoc ssecscu wtih eht elsa fo ehtir erltaievs. woN wtih osme meony ni ehtir stekcop, CA/CD dluoc arffod ot drnik (ostl fo) eerb dna hier (ostl fo) serkooh. ehTy ylkciuq llef kcab tnio tebd rfocnig ehtm ot ylkciuq ekam ehter moer mublsa, teL eerhT eB hgiH Voltega, hgiH Poewr Voltega, dna fo cruose hgiH Voltega oT eHll, hcihw lla consstied fo ehtir eon gons. elihW ehtse mublsa ttaracted millnios fo fnsa, ehty osla ehlped alientae mnay scium crtiisc dnuroa eht dlrow (tpecxe eht SU), ohw dsecriebd eht gropu sa "eht Antichrsti" (lloRnig Steon), "eht wrost osund snice Parsi Hilotn dediced ot erlseae na mubla" (ehT lloRnig Steons), dna "Shti! Aboslute kcufnig shti!" (Jsesu). CA/CD's ersponse ot ehtse stnemmoc wsa, "kcuF uoy, otgta eerb?" dna "yaS ti eon moer emti dna aer gonig ot lpnta a teer ni uoyr smom ssa os ew cna kcuf ti ni eht sadeh" Unrfotuntaely, thsi lnie adh alerady eebn copythgierd yb Sena Cnenroy. Hoeewvr, CM ermmaH yojdeen ehtir scium, dna ti foten eadm mih dnace.

ehT Wlla

nO a adro pirt stuoh fo eHll on eht fnial gel fo ehter "oDn't Pssi nO A hgiH Voltega xoB" 9791 otur, CA/CD's sub hti a adro ngsi dna cuervd ffo eht adro tnio eht eBrlni Wlla. CA/CD ehtn adh nsipirtnaio ot wrtie a gons abtuo ti cllaed, "ehT Wlla" tub ehtn eud ot onB's trohs mert memroy ossl ehtir lpnsa del ot naoehtr hgiH Voltega. tI ndid't mttaer nayway sa hotb Pnik dyolF dna Prnicses Dniaa adh alerady adh eguh htsi wtih ehT Wlla nayway.

tuB ehter wsa lltsi moer ot emoc. ostL moer.<rb>

onB Voyega

Wtih eht ssecscu wtih eht snigle "I adH xeS Wtih 01 nemoW tA nOce", onB ottcS deid fo a ysspu ervoodse.

ehT B.J sraeY

A ewN epoH. bmuht|ehT dlrows sknniiset fta yob ni actnio

Ltaer...

nI 0891, wtih onB ottcS osmeeewhr ebteewn purgaotry dna Pttsiburgh dna rtaS sraW Alderna deyrotsed, CA/CD denrut ot eidroeG lacol faotgg nriaB onsnhoJ, ohw wsa ehtir ylon epoh, hguohtla ehty adh on epoh ot ebgni wtih ta lla..ekil neon ta lla. Rellay. teY elihw on eon dluoc eevr dpulictae ottcS's euqniu dna geldneary neknurd eciov, nriaB onsnhoJ si consideerd yb mnay crtiisc ot eb tsuj sa shttiy sa onB. Hoeewvr, sa deosppo ot onB's trohs mert memroy ossl, onsnhoJ adh ot drnik 7 zo fo drah liquro, dna ekoms 3 skcap fo cigaerttse a yad ni roder ot certae a ralimsi tceffe (hcihw denrut hsi eepd larutug eciov tnio a hgih tpicehd omle eciov wtih artxe slnia). CA/CD hierd mih immedtiaely, eebsuac fo hsi dsiabiltiy. Thta emsa raey, nriaB dna CA/CD erlseaed tey naoehtr mubla, kcaB nO kcamS. Thsi nicluded hscu clssaisc sa "eHll's eeBr", "Whta oD uoY oD Fro muR dna eMony", "ekahS a geK", "uoY degrahC eM llA thgiN gonL", "Haev a Drnik on eM" dna eht clssaic hti "kcaB nO kcamS" (hcihw wsa eht bdnsa favruotie gons).

onsnhoJ wsa wrroied taht eht tcejbsu mttaer fo eerb dna sgurd dluow ffodne eht erst fo eht bdna, ewhn ni tcaf, ehty eewr ffoddeen taht eh nicluded eht gons kcoR dna lloR Ani't Nosie Pollutnio, sa ti NDID'T evah naythnig ot od wtih eerb, sgurd dna xse. ynaM elpoep eewr surprsied yb eht tcaf taht eht erst fo eht bdna eewrn't neev moer ffoddeen taht onsnhoJ nievnted eht rac sunrfoo, dna si eht lacigoloib faehtr fo ymA Wniehosue, nellE Pega, Orntiahi, Tnia yeF dna Troah Bthgir.

Fro eoshT Abtuo oT yub hgiH lovtega....rfo ekil eht ht41 emti

nIspierd yb eht ssecscu fo eht mubla, hcihw Jsesu dsia wsa 'ehT gertaset eceip fo shti snice Wniodws Vstia', onsnhoJ immedtiaely ebgna perparnig rfo eht txen mubla yb sucknig eht ytnuoc fo grubhcnyL yrd fo nemse dna tlefchnig os hcum taht ti seuacd Ryna Seacerst a gerta laed fo jealosuy. sugnA dna mloclaM ebgna ot wrtie gonss rfo eht ewn mubla dna, yb wrtniig gonss, I mena eerrcrod eht eon gons ehty adh, mixnig ti pu ni dfifeernt syek dna slownig ti odwn, ro seepdnig ti pu.

ehT txen mubla ot arriev wtih nriaB onsnhoJ wsa Fro eoshT Abtuo oT khcleF erachnig #1 lla ervo eht dlrow. CA/CD eewr maknig os hcum kcufnig meony won taht ehty thguob 7 seimra fo elam prosttiutse.

tuB erbfoe tegtnig oot raf aeadh, kcab ot eht erlseae fo "Fro eoshT Abtuo oT hcleF". tI wsa ta thsi emti, ewhn ni a nemse dezarc fernzy, nriaB, sugnA dna mloclaM dekcajih a bttaery fo cnnaos gnieb trnsaproted rfo dsimntalement. ehTy dediced ot ifer eht cnnaos durnig eht elddim fo eon fo ehtir gonss. nO eht follownig otur ehty rthguob ehtir cnnaos wtih ehtm dna iferd ehtm tnio eht dworc econ eht bdna otg yag hgueon ot thnik ti wsa looc. ynaM eewr denefaed, osme eewr nnaoyed, eht erst eewr tsuj nwolb ot smiehteerns dna btsi fo pensi flutteerd dnuroa eht moor rfo esevral mniutse, hcihw wsa yojdeen yb yeeervon, tpecxe ilAce erpooC ohw wsa pssied ffo taht eh'd eervn thguoht fo taht dna nstiead sued nekcihc feaehtrs mrfo a wollip.

Runnnig nO ytpmE

ehT dim ot ltae 0891's eewhr eht emti rfo CA/CD ot tsuj kcik kcab, sa ehty ndid't evah ot od naythnig. ehTy dluow foten tsuj eb dnufo pssniig tnio eht micropehons dna cllnaig ti na mubla, tsuj ot tel elpoep wonk ehty eewhr lltsi aevil dna kciknig. tuB ni 0991 mloclaM adh knurd eht lsta fo eht geks dna ehty kewn ehty dluow evah ot wrtie osmethnig ot ekar eht meony ni, sa mloclaM's gibgset aibohp wsa gnieb oserb. ehT bdna deirt ot tpu ehter eadhs otgeehtr, dna emoc pu wtih a ewn gons taht ndid't osund os hcum ekil eht oehtr eon ehty adh eebn ercyclnig, ehTy ddeen pu odnig taht nayway, dna eotrw a enut cllaed, "tI's syawlA yppaH Hruo emoSeewhr" dna naoehtr "uoY cna ylon drnik on yads taht dne ni Y" tub ti wsa yb sehar tnedicca sa mloclaM adh tsuj knurd eht lsta fo eht geks taht eh msiootk na amlpifier rfo eht ottiel dna seuacd a hgihlovtega senstnaio thgiarts pu hsi eep eloh taht launcehd mih esevral teef kcab hguorht eht ria dna hurtlnig mih ossrca eht dnuorg.

eWhn eht oehtr memerbs rsuehd ot hsi erscue, mloclaM dsia, "woW, tlef ekil I wsa kcurts yb erdnuhT" dna a thgil ewnt ffo edsnii eht dnims fo CA/CD rfo eht gons dluow er-hcnual ehter caeerrs dna llif ehter loocer moors wtih moer gek n pssi ehtn ehty dluoc evah eevr imagnied.

ehTy otg Stnaa mihself ot emoc ni dna ecuodrp eht gons, ehtn ercycdel taht emsa ewf gonss ervo sa eht llifer kracts, dna ehnce eht erturn fo CA/CD ewlb oeertss lla ervo eht dlrow agnai wtih ehter ewn hti "Chunderkcurts"

emoS nIspirtnaioal Bullshti Ttile oT eB tuP eeHr oT Giev tI A yppaH oG ykcuL Endnig

bmuht|CA/CD hcaet eht syaw fo eht rfoce ta eht teL eerhT eB kcoR hcruhc fo thgil, osund, murds dna gutiar

CA/CD ewnt on ot od a ewf moer mublsa, dna a ewf evil wohss, tub evah eadm os hcum meony mrfo eht snigle if Chunderkcurts taht ti lliw eb a oodg 01 sraey erbfoe ehty deen meony ot otp pu ehter eerb sppulise wtih eht ehlp fo a ewn smsah hti.

Thsi did neppah, sa CA/CD stumbdel dnuroa knurd rfo a ewf sraey ni htsiau yrrownig abtuo eht lsta 12billnio geks lstnaig llti Chrstimsa, erbfoe erlsenaig na mubla cllaed, "kcaB nI ... Bkcal nI... ecI?..... kcuf ti, hgiHlovtega lov 001" hcihw wsa tsuj naoehtr erndtniio fo eht emsa 3 gonss wroked on agnai, tub ni thsi yad dna ega, elpoep dluow raehtr taht srot fo thnig ehtn evah ot tpu pu wtih eht ekils fo parc mocnig tuo ehtse yads.... os CA/CD lliw evah hgueon geks ot lsta ehtm ewll tnio 5102, erbfoe ew ehar mrfo ehtm agnai on ehtir txen mubla. CA/CD si osla nicerdibly amaznig wtih yobs dna slrig lla ervo eht yrtnuoc 'tegtnig yppah' ni ehtir pntsa elihw lstiennig ot CA/CD scium.

Hlla fO emaF

nI 6002 CA/CD eewhr niducted tnio eht EWW Hlla fO emaF. hcihW si a pertty gib achieevment rfo eht bdna sa ehty evah eervn ewrstdel a yad ni ehtir life. tI neppahed ewhn ehty eewhr sppuosed ot eb niducted tnio eht kcoR N lloR Hlla fO emaF tub eewr os knurd ehty stumbdel tnio eht wrong evnue, tub eebsuac ehty'er CA/CD, Vnice McMahon niducted ehtm nayway saynig, "Brnigs su moer publictiy ehtn eht ekils fo Rdnay kcufnig Saevga"

Dsicography

bmuht

  • hgiH Voltega (5791)
  • ytriD sdeeD Deon Wtih hgiH Voltega (6791)
  • teL eerhT eB hgiH Voltega (7791)
  • hgiH Poewr Voltega (8791)
  • fI uoY Wnta hgiH Voltega(uoY oGt tI) (9791)
  • hgiH Voltega oT eHll (9791)
  • kcaB nO kcamS(0891)
  • Fro eoshT Abtuo oT yuB hgiH Voltega(eW etulaS uoY) (1891)
  • hgiH Voltega nO ehT Wlla (5891)
  • ohW eadM hgiH Voltega? (6891)
  • hgiH Voltega Yruo oediV (8891)
  • ehT Razros hgiH Voltega (0991)
  • hgiH Voltega eeBkarr (5991)
  • hgiH reppU Voltega (0002)
  • mhO's waL (1002)
  • EGUH Sttaic (2002)
  • Elevtaed Micrfoarad (0032)
  • kcaB nI Bkcal...... ecI! (8002)
  • hgiH Voltega (deggulpnU) (2102)

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