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“Show me a song these guys wrote that does not deal with beer, sex, or partying, and I'll show you a cock-sucker from Guatemala.”

~ Oscar Wilde on AC/DC's lyrical choice

“That little fucker stole my dance move!”

~ Chuck Berry on Angus Young's duck walk.

“hell, even i know AC/DC does not need a bass player”

~ Cliff Williams on AC/DC


'Hey! Get your hands off my ass, Cliff!'
Years Active	1973 B.C. to 4053
Genre(s)	AC/DC
Label(s)	Atlantic Records - 1973 - present
Members	Brian Johnson (drunken Geordie lout, brother of Elmo) Angus Young (escaped from Cherrynole home for the mentally challenged) Malcolm Young (The one whose bulge is always petruding from his nutsack) Cliff Williams (inaudible) Phil Rudd (closet homosexual) George Young (absent) Abhinandan Nandi (What crystal meth lab?)
Former Members	Dave Evans (never mind) Bon Scott (HE'S DEAD) Engelbert Humperdinck (Tenor Sax) Chuck Norris (EVERYTHING!)

AC/DC are a Scottish rock band, formed in Sydney in 1973. They were influenced by Chuck Berry's classic technique of writing the same song 40,000 times. They are notable for being Australia's second highest-earning entertainers, behind The Wiggles, and also for the fact that they have been wearing the same clothes for close to 40 years, as part of a world record-breaking attempt to break the world-record for having no sense of vogue. Also they rock more than you ever will, which of course as we all know is true.

[edit] Bon Scott Era

Bon Scott, who was at the time apparently sober enough to stand up and presumably attend an audition of some kind, replaced AC/DC's original vocalist, the Gary Glitter-esque Dave Evans, notable for his voice that sounds like a dying gerbil on crack with a goat's horn up his ass, who slowly kicked himself to death over the decades ensuing their phenomenal success. Bon's swaggering, almost sleazy vocal style was reminiscent of a miserable, though outspoken old geezer. You know, the kind who lurches around bars, drinking too much, grilling young women with their eyes and generally making people feel uncomfortable. And it was a small wonder, as Bon Scott himself was in fact rumored to enjoy the odd, occassional sip of alcohol himself. Okay, it was an occasional case, but that's beside the point.

..and the Lord said "Let there be Rock!", circa. 1975

Scott swaggered and swayed his way from the band's debut, High Voltage,,through T.N.T,"' then High Voltage again, right up to the band's sixth effort, entitled High Voltage. His lyrical themes generally indulged in social issues that were hotly contested at the time, making loud statements on subjects such as women, highly volatile chemical compounds, making love to women, stabbing people, having huge testicles, and women, just to name a few. In the last remaining years of the Vietnam conflict, with anti-war sentiment at it's peak, Scott became a loud and visible advocate for "waiting for everything to sort itself out on it's own," and was frequently seen grand-standing at peace rallies and pro-war rallies alike, professing his neutrality on everything.

Scott's radical, Bohemian ideologies, in combination with Malcolm's 'minimalist' chordal expressions and Angus' riotous inability to stand-up straight, propelled the name AC/DC from being merely a label on a woman's sewing machine, to become synonymous with Hard Fucking Rock 'N Roll.

..bet you'll never guess what happens next!

[edit] You can leave your hat on

Without wasting any time, the rest of the boys - who never really liked Bon and had been waiting for an excuse to shit-can him anyway - recruited the services of a young, leather-clad call-boy named Brian Johnson, and they instantly fell in love. In an unlikely turn of events, the band, after much determination, were able to convince Johnson to go steady with them. He had one stipulation however - that they'd never make him remove his hat.

He brought a supple, delicate tinge to the band's pile-driving, ball-stomping, train-wrecking, fuck ya mum style of hard fucking rock . Some said of him he was like a young Gene Kelly, while other, snootier critics were reminded of some obscure european prick.

Bereft of the shackles of their former, brutal stablemaster, like a dove set free from a grizzly pair of cold, unloving hands, the fab five donned their harness of friendship and repelled down to the plateau of serenity beneath them. It was here that their next endeavour would blossom in the form of their 7th album, High Voltage, a dramatic departure from the bone-crunching riffs and cock-stomping lead guitar-picking of old. The band was now laying down bone-crunching riffs and cock-stomping leads in their place. The release would spawn three hit singles for the band: Janna-nanana OI!, Janana-nah nanananah and perhaps most memorably GITZ IT SPITZIN ITZIN ROCK'N'ROLL HAMANANANA.

[edit] Angus Young and AC/DC Quotes

AC/DC release yet another successful live album, recorded somewhere.

I love the music from Nat King Cole, BB King, Albert King... When I think of it, my idol is Mike Tyson so I wouldn't mind being renamed Don King.---Interview for the French TV channel MI6

If it was happening, I'd call it Good'y Mate. If it wasn't happening, I usually fall on the floor and distract the audience.---When asked if he specifically named his guitar. From Rolling Stone Magazine.

I don't like to play above or below people's heads. Basically, I play in between.---Interview with NME magazine in October 1976

"Whey yee kna like pet whey I joined tha band in 1980 like Wha started writin stuff for tha back in black album like, was fuckin class like!" - Brian Johnson, in typical Geordie talking to ITV in 1996 about his experiences when joining AC/DC.

We want to appeal to Zulu women and get rich quick. I've got this plan to buy Zuluville you see.---Interview with Sounds magazine in June 1976

"I love rock and roll!"---Joan Jett on AC/DC.---Interview with the Atlanta Gazette.

"It's only rock and roll, so you like it." The Rolling Stones on Joan Jett on AC/DC

We're a rock group. We're quiet, polite, humble and spastic.---Bonfire Box Set

I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 211 albums that sound exactly the same, in fact, we've made 121 albums that sound exactly the same.---Angus Young to Dick's Van Dyke

"Whattya do for money honey? I'll fuck the shit out of a dog for free!"---Brian Johnson to Madonna

"For the money, honey!"---Angus replies to reporters question, "Are you crazy?"

"Well he's back, yes he's back, well he's back on smack, yes he's back on smack!" ---Brian Johnson on Russel Brand's career

"You mean there are OTHER keys besides E-Major?" ---Angus Young on music theory

"Alcohol is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ---Bon Scott on women

"My fantasy guitar would be a cannon that shot sperm at the audience." ---Angus Young

"I do dirty deeds done dirt cheap" Bon Scott speaking to John Mark Karr.

[edit] Discography

High Voltage (1973)
I LOVE ROCK N ROLL (1974)
Soundtrack to Michael Jackosn's Thriller (1975)
High Voltage 2 (1976)
High Voltage 3 (1977)
High Voltage (live) (1978)
Highway to Hell (1979)
Back On Back (1980)
High Voltage 4 (1981)
Low Voltage (bootleg) (1982)
High (1983)
Voltage (1984)
High Voltage 5 (1985)
666 IS GOOD (1986)
High Voltage 6 (1988)
High Voltage 7 (live in Berlin) (1990)
High Voltage (live vol. 2) (1992)
AC/DC and Pink Floyd(Live In '85) (1995)
High Voltage (boxset edition) (1997)
High Voltage 8 (2000)
Medium Voltage (2003)
High Voltage 9 (2008)
High Voltage 10 (2009) An upcoming "best of" to be released to coincide with the ending of their current world tour of the same name.
20,000 Volts In My Ballsack (2009)
Soon To Be - Best Of High Voltage " - eB oT nooS"" 2010 - January
High Voltage (one more last freaking time) (hopefully) (2011)
Power... Ah Fuck, Who Are We Kidding, Its Called 'High Voltage'! (2112)
High Voltage (BBC Sessions) (2113)
High Voltage (2114) (Are You Sick Of This Yet?)
High Voltage Unplugged