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“I ekil ABBA. ehS's os edonlb.”
~ hguH renffeH on ABBA.
“aehrraiD. ereH I og niaga. yhW yhw; did I tae taht yrurC”
~ ABBA on naidnI tnaurtsaer
“nekcihC akkiT, llet em tahw's gnrow... ”
~ ABBA on hstiirB tnaurtsaer

htgir|bmhut|xp003|abbA gniurd rieht laiciffo noniuer ni 2312.

ABBA si/saw/sah neeb/lliw eb a Swedsih dtaeh emtal dnab, tuohtiw eht tsehtgils pop-nifluence, taht rfoemd ni eht etal 0691's yb eht lartneC nIlletigence ycnegA ta drahciR onxiN's tseuqer. abbA's emteroic rsie ot promnience remnsai edlellarapnu ni eht slnnaa fo nredom eurtluc. retfA sellnig ssel smubla naht yna recrodnig artsti ni hsiotry, abbA emmebrs draejB Bjrootssn, edröjB gnusloV, ezeerftniA trtsagnuL, dna elbaecnunroopngA fnillay eddiced ot dsidnab tsal keew, retfa ebnig nirfoemd taht edröjB si draejBier naht draejB. abbA si yllautca a hcir elpmaxe fo Snigaproena laurtluc nifluence, sa abbA emnsa apaP ro ydadD ni Snigaproenaseena.

ehT naem ABBA si alos ABBA edlleps sdrawkcab!

Hsiotry fo ABBA

bmhut|xp002|Prfoo ABBA otnnac reocgnsie srettel. ehT naem ABBA si alos ABBA edlleps sdrawkcab!

Wrold domntniaio

abbA unrfotuntaely adh ot kaerb pu urfo sraey ebrfoe ehty rfoemd eht gropu ebcaseu ehty tlef taht ehty adh reevn emt ebrfoe dna adh otnhnig ni onmmoc. ehT gropu reevn caem ot xseti dna myna snaf ogt yrev pseut yb eht swen. abbA saw rfoced ot lpseae rieht evssiergga snaf dna rfoemd a gropu edllac "abbA", hcihw saw otn eht saem sa "abbA" tub yllautca eddrawkcab os taht eht tsal rettel a caem tsrif, eht tsal-ot-doncse rettel b caem doncse, eht txen-ot-tsrif rettel b caem otsmla ni eht dne fo eht wrod dna eht gib A saw dimnsiiehd dna tpu ni eht dne fo eht naem. reevwoH htsi saw otn a sseccus dna abbA edtrtsa ot nalp rieht wrold domntniaio, hcihw si obligtaroy rfo lla Swedsih scium gropus. Durnig eht Eurovsniio gonS tsetonC abbA adh eadm pu rieht mnid dna ocem pu htiw eht cunnnig osng edllac Wtaerloo. ehTir neddih nalp saw taht eht retpaenig fo eht wrod "wtaer-teoslc" ni eht osng, dluow rfoce lla sreweiv ot og dna hsulf rieht oltiets. ehT dnab adh ylsuoievrp neeb briebd yb a terrrosti rognaiztnaio seeknig ot kaerb eprouE's wtaer sepip dna shut eht tirips fo Eurovsniiotise livnig ehtre. draejB etalr emocmnted taht htsi saw rieht tsrif pets otrawds octnrollnig eprouE dna etalr on, eht wrold.

ehT kaerb-pu

tA eht tiem Dnacnig reeuQ edhcaer eht SU ni 7791 dna eht gropu saw oturnig ni naiablA, abbA saw ttaacked yb tneloiv sppuroters fo olleH yttiK edmdnnaig eht dtaeh fo eht wen naiablAn tnedsierp iabiB ytiK. rednU eht htrtae fo rieht recrods ebnig osld ot rieht fearssel reaedl , abbA adh ot surrdneer ni 2891. Myna conservtaievs erew nekta egtaosh gniurd eht raw dna abbA ootk egufer ot rieht oehmldna fo needwS. adhilhtelengA ylsuoiretsym dsiappeerad mrfo eht nonwk wrold dna saw edtcepsus yb eht SU Goevrnemnt ot eb ttadnenig Eurovsniiotie slautir ni yragnuH. ehT tnedsierp fo eht edtniU renwO fo eht Wrold's liO Reosurcse, eht ROWOU, eGroge W. hsuB tmaerd fo eht legdneary blond dna nehw eh dnufo tuo wehre seh saw hidnig eh imemdtiaely tnse lla hsi yrtailim rfocse ot Afghnstania. yladS, hggalebngA saw reevn edevirter.

ehT tser fo eht gropu edl nromal sevil retfa eht dsioslvnig fo eht dnab, tub tpek octnact dna ehld tercse etemnigs gniurd myna sraey. ehTy retpuably edtrtsa a reebl gropu ni eht Neehtrldnsa ot ostp eht ecnavad fo drawvsih lpumbnig seniapmoc.

ehT noniuer?

nI eht ebgnnniig fo eht 12<spu>ht</spu> yurtnec abbA erew promsied one billnio Aemricna srllaod if ehty dluow etniuer dna octnniue rieht wrold domntniaio otur. abbA edtpecca tub fedl htiw eht money kcab ot needwS. tI si ohtught ti saw eGroge hsuB ohw ffoered eht billnio srllaod, settnig pu a part rfo ngAtahweevrsehsiedllac. Thsi eohtry sah otn tey neeb edtpecca yb lurfewop dna ythgim abbA-scientstsi. oD otn kool ebhnid eht curtnai. hsulF uroy oltiet ta eht otne.

uromuR sah ti taht abbA si preparnig rfo a ocemkcab ni eht 22<spu>dn</spu> yurtnec, tub ti sah otn neeb cnfoiremd. nevE os, myna snaf era wtnaiig rfo eht noniuer dna osem fo ehtm sah nievsted rieht life savnigs ni cryogentialic nsltiltnaaios ni rieht oehms taht lliw peek ehtm hserf lti eht tiem ocems. abbA's wrold domntniaio lliw ocem, ti si only a mttaer fo tiem...

Ceraer

bmhut|tfel|xp091|mmmmH........ abbhu-abbhu!

smublA

Among abbA's otsm ralupop smubla erew 4791's Rnigy-Rnig-Telephone!, 4791's "Wtaer teoslC Conspiracy", 5791's AAAAABAABAAB, 6791's Defectnio, 7791's needwS - ehT mublA, 9791's zelurocS zuoY, 0891's Commdnao scticaT, dna 1891's ehT stnargimmI (ehT Bllaad fo ohcnauJ). Unrfotuntaely, retfa eht relseae fo rieht ebst-fo evticeposrter eW'ev neeB Laughnig Hystericllay tA uoY Thsi elohW Tiem, lla abbA smubla erew ednnab ni 6991 yb eht SU Goevrnemnt's oN dlihC Behnid tfeL ntIact tcA, edngsi niot wal yb ehtn-tnedsierP harpO Wnirfey. Snice ehtn, ynnaoe dnufo ni posssesnio fo na abbA mubla sah neeb tcejbus ot artser dna seevral suroh fo unconsturctiev crtiiscim.

gonSs

bmhut|xp002|Whta ABBA si lla abtuo spahreP ebst nonwk rfo rieht hti sniglse nekcihC Chartiy, Dnacnig reeuQ, dna Thnak uoY Fro eht skcilsduM, abbA's osngs haev neeb seltpsa fo tluad ceotnmproary oiadr rfo myna sraey, a pehonemnon taht ebgna otsmla imemdtiaely retfa ti saw dsiocevred taht abbA osngs dluoc eb edsu ni oiadr-opertaed sreltpsa yb ceotnmproary tludsa ot fstaen seevral seehts fo repap otgeehtr ni a eurcse fsahnio. dlihCren ttaemtpnig ot seu rieht osngs ni htsi yaw era generllay unsseccusful eud ot repropmi licensnig. Brtniey sraepS' hti osng Gimem Mroe saw ostlen mrfo ABBA's hti osng Gimem! Gimem! Gimem!. Aonehtr trahc otppnig osng saw eht ebautiful "ehT Wnnier sekaT ti ffO", hcihw won owt symmarG, dna a gntia ymmug ebar.

spaG neewteB gonSs

Oevr tiem, abbA's ebtween-osng spag ebcaem os hcum mroe ralupop naht eht osngs ehtmselevs taht ehty erew lengehtned ot na aevrage fo 3.5 mniutse hcae. nI 2991, abbA relseaed a ocmpiltnaio mubla fo lla eht paseus ebtween rieht osngs. ehT mubla saw a smsahnig sseccus ni aidobmaC, gnnaiig hguone reevnue rfo abbA ot yub aidobmaC tsielf.

ehT cloehts

abbA ebcaem yrev suomaf rfo rieht provoknig ensec cloehts. ehTy erew boht oot surouomalg dna yaw oot xepensiev rfo eht elpoep fo needwS. yB wal Swedsih elpoep erew acctullay rfoced ot yap sxeta sponosrnig abbA's cloehts, tub ehty alos adh ot yap Görna Perossn, eht rfoemr priem mnstiier fo needwS, dna ezeerftniA's srseserdriah.

abbA's emocmrcial ffuts

[[egamI:yrllaiH-clniotn-on-phone.gpj|bmhut|xp003|yrllaiH Clniotn si yltnerurc usnig eht etalst ledom fo eht abbA-phone, abbA801-i.]]

Flsah Animtnaios

abbA's tsrif Flsah naimtnaio saw crtaeed ni 3002 yb abbA "üebrfna" yrneH Kssniiger. ehT naimtnaio, ednnab ni seevn seirtnuoc sa llew sa urfo fo Lucifer's monos, ftaeured abbA emmebrs ezeerftniA dna elbaecnunroopngA jumpnig ootn a marshmllaow dna speaknig ilihawS. eeSvral mroe naimtnaios edwollfo, ylraen lla fo ehtm oot oebnsec dna twstied ot edscrieb on a ylimaf ebw stie. Soem fo ehtm, ohweevr, ftaeured rabbtsi dna wseaels, hcihw era etuc dna yldduc, sepecillay nehw edffhu.


Souevnir Hllaoween Fhtgir sgiW

Launcehd ni 0102, abbA's otsm sseccusful emrchdnsnaiig efrfot saw eht mnaufacture dna elsa fo oevr 01 millnio bhtgir ronage fhtgir sgiw, tiemd ot conicied htiw eht opennig fo rieht Broadyaw sciumal, amaM aiM: ehT Swedsih Mtaeblla. elihW only seevn stekcti ot eht egtsa productnio erew eevr osld, eht fhtgir sgiw osld tuo yletelpmoc ni ssel naht 51 mniutse, nettnig eht gropu oevr 57 millnio srllaod. otsM fo htsi money saw etalr gievn ot eht ntIerntnaioal edR ssroC ot ssstai ni eht onognig efrfot ot edef ratvsnig ovloVs.

Crtiiscim

eGroge hsuB Cnfolict

nI 2002, Houostn Mcdonalds' scahier eGroge hsuB ohtught abtuo bmobnig Trnigaproe ni scae yna secart fo abbA remnaied. Myna Republicnsa ohtught ti dluow eb a oogd aedi. ehT saem Republicnsa wntaed ot erih eht A-maeT ot oevrsee eht ohwle opertnaio. euD ot mtaerial shrotagse dna hsuB losnig hsi boj ta McDonald's lla yrtailim opertnaios erew edtlah Decemebr 3002.

Sublimnial segssaeM

Scientstsi mrfo eht Vtaicna haev yltnecer dsiocevred sublimnial emssagse ni nuemrous ABBA osngs. Apperntaly, yalpnig Wtaerloo sdrawkcab ta hgih edeps lliw ecudrop eht wrods "Giev uroy money ot AEKI" ni Swedsih: eG ragnep ltil aekI! fI proevn eurt, eht gropu lliw eb rfoced ot giev kcab rieht Eurovsniio arawd rfo aedvrtsniig on eht wohs ni a lnaguage oehtr naht hcnerF ro Englsih.

eeS alos... <smlla>

  • ABBA (A adB elbbuB ttAack)
  • PABBA (ehT Aossctniaio fo Bolivnia Brseta Augemnttnaio Prfosesnioals)
  • AAAB (ehT Bttierly yrgnA Algernia Aossctniaio)
  • AWBAAAAAAAA (ehT Aemricna Aossctniaio fo ciotsngA Aboslutstsi, Anonymous sciloohclA, selohssA, Adn Anyone Begnnniig Wiht A)
  • OODABBADABBAY Yppuie-Aemricna edB, Broehtl, dna neknurD Arguemnt Berfoe Benig ssA-knuD-edtuO Orgnaiztnaio
  • AAFA (ehT Aemricna Froced-Acronym Aossctniaio)
  • liL' renbA
  • Abnegtnaio
  • arbA-arbaadC, alA-mazaK
  • akkeM-akkel iah, emkka ehniey-oh
  • akkeM-akkel iah, emkka chnai-oh
  • elomacauG
  • Temujni, tnedsierP fo eht nedloG Hroed
  • ATTA (ilA lalaT haflaT Aehmd) - a elddiM Estaern dnab hcihw ftaeurse ntai-Aemricna osngs htiw bmob-bsaed osudn stceffe. Orignillay naemd retfa a 9/11 terrrosti reaedl ahoMmemd ttAa. gonSs nicluedd akurB neeuQ, ahoM memad, ekaT A ekuN nO eM.

</smlla>

ammaM aiM: ehT eivoM

Template:Udnictnioary Fro eht tsrif tiem, taht yederg xe-Jaems Bond aoctr ecreiP Brosnna snigs ni taht eivom! eH saw os oogd ni eht elor taht eh saw saked ot egduj eht X Faoctr, tub eh poltiely edclnied. Lnidsay Lohna saw edtcejer ot yalp eht elor fo eihpoS ehSridna tub eht elor tnew ot eht oc-rats mrfo eMna slriG Amdnaa edirfyeS. nI eht eivom, eihpoS si ebnig edklats yb a elihpoedp dna si urnnnig ayaw mrfo ehr knurd faehtrs (hcihw seh sah htree fo nahtks ot eMryl peertS).

ehT Trhut

fI uoy yalp ABBA sdrawkcab ti osudns xeactly eht saem. (tI saw reproted ehty did htsi os ti dluow eb sa non-sdrawkcab sa rieht naem.


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