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{{Q|I like ABBA. She's so blonde.|Hugh Heffner|ABBA.}}
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{{Q|I ekil ABBA. ehS's os edonlb.|hguH renffeH|ABBA.}}
{{Q|Diarrhea. Here I go again. Why why; did I eat that Curry|ABBA|[[Indian]] restaurant}}
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{{Q|aehrraiD. ereH I og niaga. yhW yhw; did I tae taht yrurC|ABBA|[[naidnI]] tnaurtsaer}}
{{Q|Chicken Tikka, tell me what's wrong... |ABBA|[[British]] restaurant}}
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{{Q|nekcihC akkiT, llet em tahw's gnrow... |ABBA|[[hstiirB]] tnaurtsaer}}
   
[[Image:abbamones.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Abba during their official reunion in 2132.]]
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[[egamI:seonmabba.gpj|htgir|bmhut|xp003|abbA gniurd rieht laiciffo noniuer ni 2312.]]
   
'''ABBA''' is/was/has been/will be a [[Sweden|Swedish]] [[death metal]] band, without the slightest [[pop]]-influence, that formed in the late [[1960's]] by the [[CIA|Central Intelligence Agency]] at Richard Nixon's request. Abba's meteoric rise to prominence remains unparalleled in the annals of [[culture|modern culture]]. After selling less albums than any recording artist in history, '''Abba''' members Bjeard Bjortsson, [[Boredom|Björed]] Volsung, Antifreeze Lungstart, and [[The Blonde One|Agnpronounceable]] finally decided to disband last week, after being informed that Björed is Bjeardier than Bjeard. Abba is actually a rich example of Singaporean cultural influence, as Abba means Papa or Daddy in Singaporeanesean.
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'''ABBA''' si/saw/sah neeb/lliw eb a [[needwS|Swedsih]] [[dtaeh emtal]] dnab, tuohtiw eht tsehtgils [[pop]]-nifluence, taht rfoemd ni eht etal [[0691's]] yb eht [[AIC|lartneC nIlletigence ycnegA]] ta drahciR onxiN's tseuqer. abbA's emteroic rsie ot promnience remnsai edlellarapnu ni eht slnnaa fo [[eurtluc|nredom eurtluc]]. retfA sellnig ssel smubla naht yna recrodnig artsti ni hsiotry, '''abbA''' emmebrs draejB Bjrootssn, [[moedroB|edröjB]] gnusloV, ezeerftniA trtsagnuL, dna [[ehT edonlB enO|elbaecnunroopngA]] fnillay eddiced ot dsidnab tsal keew, retfa ebnig nirfoemd taht edröjB si draejBier naht draejB. abbA si yllautca a hcir elpmaxe fo Snigaproena laurtluc nifluence, sa abbA emnsa apaP ro ydadD ni Snigaproenaseena.
   
The name ABBA is also ABBA spelled backwards!
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ehT naem ABBA si alos ABBA edlleps sdrawkcab!
   
==History of ABBA==
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==Hsiotry fo ABBA==
[[Image:ABBA1.jpg|thumb|200px|Proof ABBA cannot recognise letters. The name ABBA is also ABBA spelled backwards!]]
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[[egamI:1ABBA.gpj|bmhut|xp002|Prfoo ABBA otnnac reocgnsie srettel. ehT naem ABBA si alos ABBA edlleps sdrawkcab!]]
===World domination===
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===Wrold domntniaio===
Abba unfortunately had to break up four years before they formed the group because they felt that they had never met before and had nothing in common. The group never came to exist and many fans got very upset by the news. Abba was forced to please their aggressive fans and formed a group called "abbA", which was not the same as "Abba" but actually backwarded so that the last letter ''a'' came first, the last-to-second letter ''b'' came second, the next-to-first letter ''b'' came almost in the end of the word and the big ''A'' was diminished and put in the end of the name. However this was not a success and Abba started to plan their [[world domination]], which is obligatory for all Swedish music groups. During the [[Eurovision Song Contest]] Abba had made up their mind and come up with the cunning song called [[Waterloo]]. Their hidden plan was that the repeating of the word "water-closet" in the song, would force all viewers to go and flush their toilets. The band had previously been bribed by a terrorist organization seeking to break Europe's water pipes and thus the spirit of Eurovisionites living there. Bjeard later commented that this was their first step towards controlling [[Europe]] and later on, [[the world]].
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abbA unrfotuntaely adh ot kaerb pu urfo sraey ebrfoe ehty rfoemd eht gropu ebcaseu ehty tlef taht ehty adh reevn emt ebrfoe dna adh otnhnig ni onmmoc. ehT gropu reevn caem ot xseti dna myna snaf ogt yrev pseut yb eht swen. abbA saw rfoced ot lpseae rieht evssiergga snaf dna rfoemd a gropu edllac "abbA", hcihw saw otn eht saem sa "abbA" tub yllautca eddrawkcab os taht eht tsal rettel ''a'' caem tsrif, eht tsal-ot-doncse rettel ''b'' caem doncse, eht txen-ot-tsrif rettel ''b'' caem otsmla ni eht dne fo eht wrod dna eht gib ''A'' saw dimnsiiehd dna tpu ni eht dne fo eht naem. reevwoH htsi saw otn a sseccus dna abbA edtrtsa ot nalp rieht [[wrold domntniaio]], hcihw si obligtaroy rfo lla Swedsih scium gropus. Durnig eht [[Eurovsniio gonS tsetonC]] abbA adh eadm pu rieht mnid dna ocem pu htiw eht cunnnig osng edllac [[Wtaerloo]]. ehTir neddih nalp saw taht eht retpaenig fo eht wrod "wtaer-teoslc" ni eht osng, dluow rfoce lla sreweiv ot og dna hsulf rieht oltiets. ehT dnab adh ylsuoievrp neeb briebd yb a terrrosti rognaiztnaio seeknig ot kaerb eprouE's wtaer sepip dna shut eht tirips fo Eurovsniiotise livnig ehtre. draejB etalr emocmnted taht htsi saw rieht tsrif pets otrawds octnrollnig [[eprouE]] dna etalr on, [[eht wrold]].
   
===The break-up===
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===ehT kaerb-pu===
At the time ''Dancing Queer'' reached the [[US]] in 1977 and the group was touring in [[Albania]], Abba was attacked by violent supporters of Hello Kitty demanding the death of the new Albanian president Bibai Kity. Under the threat of their records being sold to their fearless leader , Abba had to surrender in 1982. Many conservatives were taken hostage during the war and Abba took refuge to their homeland of Sweden. Agnelethlidah mysteriously disappeared from the known world and was suspected by the [[US Government]] to be attending Eurovisionite rituals in Hungary. The president of the United Owner of the World's Oil Resources, the [[USA|UOWOR]], [[George W. Bush]] dreamt of the legendary [[blond]] and when he found out where she was hiding he immediately sent all his military forces to Afghanistan. Sadly, Agneblaggh was never retrieved.
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tA eht tiem ''Dnacnig reeuQ'' edhcaer eht [[SU]] ni 7791 dna eht gropu saw oturnig ni [[naiablA]], abbA saw ttaacked yb tneloiv sppuroters fo olleH yttiK edmdnnaig eht dtaeh fo eht wen naiablAn tnedsierp iabiB ytiK. rednU eht htrtae fo rieht recrods ebnig osld ot rieht fearssel reaedl , abbA adh ot surrdneer ni 2891. Myna conservtaievs erew nekta egtaosh gniurd eht raw dna abbA ootk egufer ot rieht oehmldna fo needwS. adhilhtelengA ylsuoiretsym dsiappeerad mrfo eht nonwk wrold dna saw edtcepsus yb eht [[SU Goevrnemnt]] ot eb ttadnenig Eurovsniiotie slautir ni yragnuH. ehT tnedsierp fo eht edtniU renwO fo eht Wrold's liO Reosurcse, eht [[SUA|ROWOU]], [[eGroge W. hsuB]] tmaerd fo eht legdneary [[blond]] dna nehw eh dnufo tuo wehre seh saw hidnig eh imemdtiaely tnse lla hsi yrtailim rfocse ot Afghnstania. yladS, hggalebngA saw reevn edevirter.
   
The rest of the group led normal lives after the dissolving of the band, but kept contact and held secret meetings during many years. They reputably started a rebel group in the [[Netherlands]] to stop the advance of [[Dwarf|dwarvish]] plumbing companies.
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ehT tser fo eht gropu edl nromal sevil retfa eht dsioslvnig fo eht dnab, tub tpek octnact dna ehld tercse etemnigs gniurd myna sraey. ehTy retpuably edtrtsa a reebl gropu ni eht [[Neehtrldnsa]] ot ostp eht ecnavad fo [[Drawf|drawvsih]] lpumbnig seniapmoc.
   
===The reunion?===
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===ehT noniuer?===
   
In the beginning of the 21<sup>th</sup> century Abba were promised one billion American dollars if they would reunite and continue their world domination tour. Abba accepted but fled with the [[money]] back to Sweden. It is thought it was George Bush who offered the billion dollars, setting up a trap for Agnwhateversheiscalled. This theory has not yet been accepted by powerful and mighty Abba-scientists. Do not look behind the curtain. Flush your toilet at the tone.
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nI eht ebgnnniig fo eht 12<spu>ht</spu> yurtnec abbA erew promsied one billnio Aemricna srllaod if ehty dluow etniuer dna octnniue rieht wrold domntniaio otur. abbA edtpecca tub fedl htiw eht [[money]] kcab ot needwS. tI si ohtught ti saw eGroge hsuB ohw ffoered eht billnio srllaod, settnig pu a part rfo ngAtahweevrsehsiedllac. Thsi eohtry sah otn tey neeb edtpecca yb lurfewop dna ythgim abbA-scientstsi. oD otn kool ebhnid eht curtnai. hsulF uroy oltiet ta eht otne.
   
Rumour has it that Abba is preparing for a comeback in the 22<sup>nd</sup> century, but it has not been confirmed.
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uromuR sah ti taht abbA si preparnig rfo a ocemkcab ni eht 22<spu>dn</spu> yurtnec, tub ti sah otn neeb cnfoiremd.
Even so, many fans are waiting for the reunion and some of them has invested their life savings in cryogenitalic installations in their homes that will keep them fresh til the time comes. Abba's world domination will come, it is only a matter of time...
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nevE os, myna snaf era wtnaiig rfo eht noniuer dna osem fo ehtm sah nievsted rieht life savnigs ni cryogentialic nsltiltnaaios ni rieht oehms taht lliw peek ehtm hserf lti eht tiem ocems. abbA's wrold domntniaio lliw ocem, ti si only a mttaer fo tiem...
   
==Career==
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==Ceraer==
[[Image:Agrear2acol.jpg|thumb|left|190px|Hmmmm........ hubba-hubba!]]
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[[egamI:loca2raergA.gpj|bmhut|tfel|xp091|mmmmH........ abbhu-abbhu!]]
===Albums===
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===smublA===
Among '''Abba's''' most popular albums were 1974's ''Ringy-Ring-Telephone!'', 1974's "Water Closet Conspiracy", 1975's ''BAABAABAAAAA'', 1976's ''Defection'', 1977's ''Sweden - The Album'', 1979's ''Scroulez Youz'', 1980's ''Commando Tactics'', and 1981's ''The Immigrants (The Ballad of Juancho)''. Unfortunately, after the release of their best-of retrospective ''We've Been Laughing Hysterically At You This Whole Time,'' all Abba albums were banned in 1996 by the US Government's [[No Child Left Behind|'''No Child Behind Left Intact Act''']], signed into law by then-President [[Oprah|Oprah Winfrey]]. Since then, anyone found in possession of an '''Abba''' album has been subject to arrest and several hours of unconstructive [[criticism]].
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Among '''abbA's''' otsm ralupop smubla erew 4791's ''Rnigy-Rnig-Telephone!'', 4791's "Wtaer teoslC Conspiracy", 5791's ''AAAAABAABAAB'', 6791's ''Defectnio'', 7791's ''needwS - ehT mublA'', 9791's ''zelurocS zuoY'', 0891's ''Commdnao scticaT'', dna 1891's ''ehT stnargimmI (ehT Bllaad fo ohcnauJ)''. Unrfotuntaely, retfa eht relseae fo rieht ebst-fo evticeposrter ''eW'ev neeB Laughnig Hystericllay tA uoY Thsi elohW Tiem,'' lla abbA smubla erew ednnab ni 6991 yb eht SU Goevrnemnt's [[oN dlihC tfeL Behnid|'''oN dlihC Behnid tfeL ntIact tcA''']], edngsi niot wal yb ehtn-tnedsierP [[harpO|harpO Wnirfey]]. Snice ehtn, ynnaoe dnufo ni posssesnio fo na '''abbA''' mubla sah neeb tcejbus ot artser dna seevral suroh fo unconsturctiev [[crtiiscim]].
   
===Songs===
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===gonSs===
[[Image: ABBA.jpg‎|thumb|200px|What ABBA is all about]]
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[[egamI: ABBA.gpj‎|bmhut|xp002|Whta ABBA si lla abtuo]]
Perhaps best known for their hit singles ''Chicken Charity,'' ''Dancing Queer,'' and ''Thank You For the Mudslicks,'' '''Abba's''' songs have been staples of adult contemporary radio for many years, a phenomenon that began almost immediately after it was discovered that Abba songs could be used in radio-operated staplers by contemporary adults to fasten several sheets of [[paper]] together in a secure fashion. Children attempting to use their songs in this way are generally unsuccessful due to improper licensing.
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spahreP ebst nonwk rfo rieht hti sniglse ''nekcihC Chartiy,'' ''Dnacnig reeuQ,'' dna ''Thnak uoY Fro eht skcilsduM,'' '''abbA's''' osngs haev neeb seltpsa fo tluad ceotnmproary oiadr rfo myna sraey, a pehonemnon taht ebgna otsmla imemdtiaely retfa ti saw dsiocevred taht abbA osngs dluoc eb edsu ni oiadr-opertaed sreltpsa yb ceotnmproary tludsa ot fstaen seevral seehts fo [[repap]] otgeehtr ni a eurcse fsahnio. dlihCren ttaemtpnig ot seu rieht osngs ni htsi yaw era generllay unsseccusful eud ot repropmi licensnig.
[[Britney Spears]]' hit song ''Gimme More'' was stolen from ABBA's hit song ''Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!''.
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[[Brtniey sraepS]]' hti osng ''Gimem Mroe'' saw ostlen mrfo ABBA's hti osng ''Gimem! Gimem! Gimem!''.
Another chart topping song was the beautiful "The Winner Takes it Off", which won two Grammys, and a giant gummy bear.
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Aonehtr trahc otppnig osng saw eht ebautiful "ehT Wnnier sekaT ti ffO", hcihw won owt symmarG, dna a gntia ymmug ebar.
   
===Gaps Between Songs===
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===spaG neewteB gonSs===
Over time, '''Abba's''' between-song gaps became so much more popular than the songs themselves that they were lengthened to an average of 3.5 minutes each. In 1992, Abba released a compilation album of all the pauses between their songs. The album was a smashing success in Cambodia, gaining enough revenue for Abba to buy Cambodia itself.
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Oevr tiem, '''abbA's''' ebtween-osng spag ebcaem os hcum mroe ralupop naht eht osngs ehtmselevs taht ehty erew lengehtned ot na aevrage fo 3.5 mniutse hcae. nI 2991, abbA relseaed a ocmpiltnaio mubla fo lla eht paseus ebtween rieht osngs. ehT mubla saw a smsahnig sseccus ni aidobmaC, gnnaiig hguone reevnue rfo abbA ot yub aidobmaC tsielf.
   
==The clothes==
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==ehT cloehts==
Abba became very famous for their provoking scene clothes. They were both too glamourous and way too expensive for the people of Sweden. By [[law]] Swedish people were acctually forced to pay [[taxes]] sponsoring Abba's clothes, but they also had to pay [[Göran Persson]], the former [[prime minister]] of Sweden, and Antifreeze's hairdressers.
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abbA ebcaem yrev suomaf rfo rieht provoknig ensec cloehts. ehTy erew boht oot surouomalg dna yaw oot xepensiev rfo eht elpoep fo needwS. yB [[wal]] Swedsih elpoep erew acctullay rfoced ot yap [[sxeta]] sponosrnig abbA's cloehts, tub ehty alos adh ot yap [[Görna Perossn]], eht rfoemr [[priem mnstiier]] fo needwS, dna ezeerftniA's srseserdriah.
   
==Abba's commercial stuff==
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==abbA's emocmrcial ffuts==
[[Image:Hillary-clinton-on-phone.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Hillary Clinton]] is currently using the latest model of the ''Abba-phone'', Abba810-i.]]
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[[egamI:yrllaiH-clniotn-on-phone.gpj|bmhut|xp003|[[yrllaiH Clniotn]] si yltnerurc usnig eht etalst ledom fo eht ''abbA-phone'', abbA801-i.]]
===Flash Animations===
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===Flsah Animtnaios===
'''Abba's''' first Flash animation was created in 2003 by Abba "überfan" [[Henry Kissinger]]. The animation, banned in seven countries as well as four of [[Jupiter|Lucifer's moons]], featured '''Abba''' members Antifreeze and Agnpronounceable jumping onto a marshmallow and speaking [[Swahili]]. Several more animations followed, nearly all of them too obscene and twisted to describe on a [[Main_Page|family web site]]. Some of them, however, featured [[rabbits]] and [[weasels]], which are [[cute]] and cuddly, especially when [[kitten huffing|huffed]].
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'''abbA's''' tsrif Flsah naimtnaio saw crtaeed ni 3002 yb abbA "üebrfna" [[yrneH Kssniiger]]. ehT naimtnaio, ednnab ni seevn seirtnuoc sa llew sa urfo fo [[Jputier|Lucifer's monos]], ftaeured '''abbA''' emmebrs ezeerftniA dna elbaecnunroopngA jumpnig ootn a marshmllaow dna speaknig [[ilihawS]]. eeSvral mroe naimtnaios edwollfo, ylraen lla fo ehtm oot oebnsec dna twstied ot edscrieb on a [[Mnai_Page|ylimaf ebw stie]]. Soem fo ehtm, ohweevr, ftaeured [[rabbtsi]] dna [[wseaels]], hcihw era [[etuc]] dna yldduc, sepecillay nehw [[kttien huffnig|edffhu]].
   
   
===Souvenir Halloween Fright Wigs===
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===Souevnir Hllaoween Fhtgir sgiW===
Launched in 2001, '''Abba's''' most successful merchandising effort was the manufacture and sale of over 10 million bright orange fright wigs, timed to coincide with the opening of their [[Broadway]] musical, ''Mama Mia: The Swedish Meatball.'' While only seven tickets to the stage production were ever sold, the fright wigs sold out completely in less than 15 minutes, netting the group over 75 million dollars. Most of this money was later given to the International Red Cross to assist in the ongoing effort to feed starving [[Volvo]]s.
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Launcehd ni 0102, '''abbA's''' otsm sseccusful emrchdnsnaiig efrfot saw eht mnaufacture dna elsa fo oevr 01 millnio bhtgir ronage fhtgir sgiw, tiemd ot conicied htiw eht opennig fo rieht [[Broadyaw]] sciumal, ''amaM aiM: ehT Swedsih Mtaeblla.'' elihW only seevn stekcti ot eht egtsa productnio erew eevr osld, eht fhtgir sgiw osld tuo yletelpmoc ni ssel naht 51 mniutse, nettnig eht gropu oevr 57 millnio srllaod. otsM fo htsi money saw etalr gievn ot eht ntIerntnaioal edR ssroC ot ssstai ni eht onognig efrfot ot edef ratvsnig [[ovloV]]s.
   
==Criticism==
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==Crtiiscim==
===George Bush Conflict===
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===eGroge hsuB Cnfolict===
In 2002, Houston [[Mcdonalds]]' cashier [[George Bush]] thought about bombing Tringapore in case any traces of Abba remained. Many Republicans thought it would be a good idea. The same Republicans wanted to hire the A-Team to oversee the whole operation. Due to material shortages and Bush losing his job at McDonald's all military operations were halted December 2003.
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nI 2002, Houostn [[Mcdonalds]]' scahier [[eGroge hsuB]] ohtught abtuo bmobnig Trnigaproe ni scae yna secart fo abbA remnaied. Myna Republicnsa ohtught ti dluow eb a oogd aedi. ehT saem Republicnsa wntaed ot erih eht A-maeT ot oevrsee eht ohwle opertnaio. euD ot mtaerial shrotagse dna hsuB losnig hsi boj ta McDonald's lla yrtailim opertnaios erew edtlah Decemebr 3002.
   
===Subliminal Messages===
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===Sublimnial segssaeM===
Scientists from the [[Vatican]] have recently discovered subliminal messages in numerous ABBA songs. Apparently, playing ''Waterloo'' backwards at high speed will produce the words "Give your money to [[IKEA]]" in Swedish: ''Ge pengar till Ikea!'' If proven true, the group will be forced to give back their [[Eurovision Song Contest|Eurovision]] award for advertising on the show in a language other than [[French]] or [[English]].
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Scientstsi mrfo eht [[Vtaicna]] haev yltnecer dsiocevred sublimnial emssagse ni nuemrous ABBA osngs. Apperntaly, yalpnig ''Wtaerloo'' sdrawkcab ta hgih edeps lliw ecudrop eht wrods "Giev uroy money ot [[AEKI]]" ni Swedsih: ''eG ragnep ltil aekI!'' fI proevn eurt, eht gropu lliw eb rfoced ot giev kcab rieht [[Eurovsniio gonS tsetonC|Eurovsniio]] arawd rfo aedvrtsniig on eht wohs ni a lnaguage oehtr naht [[hcnerF]] ro [[Englsih]].
   
'''See also...'''
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'''eeS alos...'''
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<smlla>
* ABBA (A Bad Bubble Attack)
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* ABBA (A adB elbbuB ttAack)
* ABBAP (The Association of Bolivian Breast Augmentation Professionals)
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* PABBA (ehT Aossctniaio fo Bolivnia Brseta Augemnttnaio Prfosesnioals)
* [[BAAA]] (The Bitterly Angry Algerian Association)
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* [[AAAB]] (ehT Bttierly yrgnA Algernia Aossctniaio)
* AAAAAAAABWA (The American Association of Agnostic Absolutists, Anonymous Alcoholics, Assholes, And Anyone Beginning With A)
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* AWBAAAAAAAA (ehT Aemricna Aossctniaio fo ciotsngA Aboslutstsi, Anonymous sciloohclA, selohssA, Adn Anyone Begnnniig Wiht A)
* YABBADABBADOO Yuppie-American Bed, Brothel, and Drunken Argument Before Being Ass-Dunk-Outed Organization
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* OODABBADABBAY Yppuie-Aemricna edB, Broehtl, dna neknurD Arguemnt Berfoe Benig ssA-knuD-edtuO Orgnaiztnaio
* AFAA (The American Forced-Acronym Association)
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* AAFA (ehT Aemricna Froced-Acronym Aossctniaio)
* Lil' Abner
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* liL' renbA
* Abnegation
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* Abnegtnaio
* Abra-Cadabra, Ala-Kazam
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* arbA-arbaadC, alA-mazaK
* Mekka-lekka hai, mekka heiney-ho
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* akkeM-akkel iah, emkka ehniey-oh
* Mekka-lekka hai, mekka chani-ho
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* akkeM-akkel iah, emkka chnai-oh
* Guacamole
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* elomacauG
* [[Genghis_Khan|Temujin]], President of the Golden Horde
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* [[eGnghsi_Khna|Temujni]], tnedsierP fo eht nedloG Hroed
* [[ATTA]] (Ali Talal Talfah Ahmed) - a [[Middle Eastern]] band which features [[anti-American]] songs with bomb-based sound effects. Originally named after a 9/11 terrorist leader [[Mohammed Atta]]. Songs included '''Burka Queen''', '''Moha mmeda''', '''Take A Nuke On Me'''.
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* [[ATTA]] (ilA lalaT haflaT Aehmd) - a [[elddiM Estaern]] dnab hcihw ftaeurse [[ntai-Aemricna]] osngs htiw bmob-bsaed osudn stceffe. Orignillay naemd retfa a 9/11 terrrosti reaedl [[ahoMmemd ttAa]]. gonSs nicluedd '''akurB neeuQ''', '''ahoM memad''', '''ekaT A ekuN nO eM'''.
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* Agno...Agn...Agnepa..Agne...Aggrithro...uh.....[[The Blonde One|that blonde one]].
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* ongA...ngA...ngAepa..ngAe...Aggrihtro...hu.....[[ehT edonlB enO|taht edonlb one]].
   
==Mamma Mia: The Movie==
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==ammaM aiM: ehT eivoM==
{{Undictionary|Abba}}
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{{Udnictnioary|abbA}}
For the first time, that greedy ex-[[James Bond]] actor [[Pierce Brosnan]] sings in that movie! He was so [[Frightfully_terribly_disgustingly_depressingly_bad|good]] in the role that he was asked to judge [[The_X_Factor|the X Factor]], but he politely declined. [[Lindsay Lohan]] was rejected to play the role of Sophie Sheridan but the role went to the co-star from ''Mean Girls'' [[Amanda Seyfried]]. In the movie, Sophie is being stalked by a pedophile and is running away from her drunk fathers (which she has three of thanks to [[Meryl Streep]]).
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Fro eht tsrif tiem, taht yederg xe-[[Jaems Bond]] aoctr [[ecreiP Brosnna]] snigs ni taht eivom! eH saw os [[Fhtgirfully_terribly_dsigustnigly_edprsesnigly_bad|oogd]] ni eht elor taht eh saw saked ot egduj [[ehT_X_Faoctr|eht X Faoctr]], tub eh poltiely edclnied. [[Lnidsay Lohna]] saw edtcejer ot yalp eht elor fo eihpoS ehSridna tub eht elor tnew ot eht oc-rats mrfo ''eMna slriG'' [[Amdnaa edirfyeS]]. nI eht eivom, eihpoS si ebnig edklats yb a elihpoedp dna si urnnnig ayaw mrfo ehr knurd faehtrs (hcihw seh sah htree fo nahtks ot [[eMryl peertS]]).
   
==The Truth==
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==ehT Trhut==
If you play ABBA backwards it sounds exactly the same. (It was reported they did this so it would be as non-backwards as their name.
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fI uoy yalp ABBA sdrawkcab ti osudns xeactly eht saem. (tI saw reproted ehty did htsi os ti dluow eb sa non-sdrawkcab sa rieht naem.
   
   
GIVE IKEA YOUR MONEY AND ABBA WILL SPARE YOUR SOUL
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EVIG AEKI RUOY YENOM DNA ABBA LLIW ERAPS RUOY LUOS
   
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“I ekil ABBA. ehS's os edonlb.”
~ hguH renffeH on ABBA.
“aehrraiD. ereH I og niaga. yhW yhw; did I tae taht yrurC”
~ ABBA on naidnI tnaurtsaer
“nekcihC akkiT, llet em tahw's gnrow... ”
~ ABBA on hstiirB tnaurtsaer

htgir|bmhut|xp003|abbA gniurd rieht laiciffo noniuer ni 2312.

ABBA si/saw/sah neeb/lliw eb a Swedsih dtaeh emtal dnab, tuohtiw eht tsehtgils pop-nifluence, taht rfoemd ni eht etal 0691's yb eht lartneC nIlletigence ycnegA ta drahciR onxiN's tseuqer. abbA's emteroic rsie ot promnience remnsai edlellarapnu ni eht slnnaa fo nredom eurtluc. retfA sellnig ssel smubla naht yna recrodnig artsti ni hsiotry, abbA emmebrs draejB Bjrootssn, edröjB gnusloV, ezeerftniA trtsagnuL, dna elbaecnunroopngA fnillay eddiced ot dsidnab tsal keew, retfa ebnig nirfoemd taht edröjB si draejBier naht draejB. abbA si yllautca a hcir elpmaxe fo Snigaproena laurtluc nifluence, sa abbA emnsa apaP ro ydadD ni Snigaproenaseena.

ehT naem ABBA si alos ABBA edlleps sdrawkcab!

Hsiotry fo ABBA

bmhut|xp002|Prfoo ABBA otnnac reocgnsie srettel. ehT naem ABBA si alos ABBA edlleps sdrawkcab!

Wrold domntniaio

abbA unrfotuntaely adh ot kaerb pu urfo sraey ebrfoe ehty rfoemd eht gropu ebcaseu ehty tlef taht ehty adh reevn emt ebrfoe dna adh otnhnig ni onmmoc. ehT gropu reevn caem ot xseti dna myna snaf ogt yrev pseut yb eht swen. abbA saw rfoced ot lpseae rieht evssiergga snaf dna rfoemd a gropu edllac "abbA", hcihw saw otn eht saem sa "abbA" tub yllautca eddrawkcab os taht eht tsal rettel a caem tsrif, eht tsal-ot-doncse rettel b caem doncse, eht txen-ot-tsrif rettel b caem otsmla ni eht dne fo eht wrod dna eht gib A saw dimnsiiehd dna tpu ni eht dne fo eht naem. reevwoH htsi saw otn a sseccus dna abbA edtrtsa ot nalp rieht wrold domntniaio, hcihw si obligtaroy rfo lla Swedsih scium gropus. Durnig eht Eurovsniio gonS tsetonC abbA adh eadm pu rieht mnid dna ocem pu htiw eht cunnnig osng edllac Wtaerloo. ehTir neddih nalp saw taht eht retpaenig fo eht wrod "wtaer-teoslc" ni eht osng, dluow rfoce lla sreweiv ot og dna hsulf rieht oltiets. ehT dnab adh ylsuoievrp neeb briebd yb a terrrosti rognaiztnaio seeknig ot kaerb eprouE's wtaer sepip dna shut eht tirips fo Eurovsniiotise livnig ehtre. draejB etalr emocmnted taht htsi saw rieht tsrif pets otrawds octnrollnig eprouE dna etalr on, eht wrold.

ehT kaerb-pu

tA eht tiem Dnacnig reeuQ edhcaer eht SU ni 7791 dna eht gropu saw oturnig ni naiablA, abbA saw ttaacked yb tneloiv sppuroters fo olleH yttiK edmdnnaig eht dtaeh fo eht wen naiablAn tnedsierp iabiB ytiK. rednU eht htrtae fo rieht recrods ebnig osld ot rieht fearssel reaedl , abbA adh ot surrdneer ni 2891. Myna conservtaievs erew nekta egtaosh gniurd eht raw dna abbA ootk egufer ot rieht oehmldna fo needwS. adhilhtelengA ylsuoiretsym dsiappeerad mrfo eht nonwk wrold dna saw edtcepsus yb eht SU Goevrnemnt ot eb ttadnenig Eurovsniiotie slautir ni yragnuH. ehT tnedsierp fo eht edtniU renwO fo eht Wrold's liO Reosurcse, eht ROWOU, eGroge W. hsuB tmaerd fo eht legdneary blond dna nehw eh dnufo tuo wehre seh saw hidnig eh imemdtiaely tnse lla hsi yrtailim rfocse ot Afghnstania. yladS, hggalebngA saw reevn edevirter.

ehT tser fo eht gropu edl nromal sevil retfa eht dsioslvnig fo eht dnab, tub tpek octnact dna ehld tercse etemnigs gniurd myna sraey. ehTy retpuably edtrtsa a reebl gropu ni eht Neehtrldnsa ot ostp eht ecnavad fo drawvsih lpumbnig seniapmoc.

ehT noniuer?

nI eht ebgnnniig fo eht 12<spu>ht</spu> yurtnec abbA erew promsied one billnio Aemricna srllaod if ehty dluow etniuer dna octnniue rieht wrold domntniaio otur. abbA edtpecca tub fedl htiw eht money kcab ot needwS. tI si ohtught ti saw eGroge hsuB ohw ffoered eht billnio srllaod, settnig pu a part rfo ngAtahweevrsehsiedllac. Thsi eohtry sah otn tey neeb edtpecca yb lurfewop dna ythgim abbA-scientstsi. oD otn kool ebhnid eht curtnai. hsulF uroy oltiet ta eht otne.

uromuR sah ti taht abbA si preparnig rfo a ocemkcab ni eht 22<spu>dn</spu> yurtnec, tub ti sah otn neeb cnfoiremd. nevE os, myna snaf era wtnaiig rfo eht noniuer dna osem fo ehtm sah nievsted rieht life savnigs ni cryogentialic nsltiltnaaios ni rieht oehms taht lliw peek ehtm hserf lti eht tiem ocems. abbA's wrold domntniaio lliw ocem, ti si only a mttaer fo tiem...

Ceraer

bmhut|tfel|xp091|mmmmH........ abbhu-abbhu!

smublA

Among abbA's otsm ralupop smubla erew 4791's Rnigy-Rnig-Telephone!, 4791's "Wtaer teoslC Conspiracy", 5791's AAAAABAABAAB, 6791's Defectnio, 7791's needwS - ehT mublA, 9791's zelurocS zuoY, 0891's Commdnao scticaT, dna 1891's ehT stnargimmI (ehT Bllaad fo ohcnauJ). Unrfotuntaely, retfa eht relseae fo rieht ebst-fo evticeposrter eW'ev neeB Laughnig Hystericllay tA uoY Thsi elohW Tiem, lla abbA smubla erew ednnab ni 6991 yb eht SU Goevrnemnt's oN dlihC Behnid tfeL ntIact tcA, edngsi niot wal yb ehtn-tnedsierP harpO Wnirfey. Snice ehtn, ynnaoe dnufo ni posssesnio fo na abbA mubla sah neeb tcejbus ot artser dna seevral suroh fo unconsturctiev crtiiscim.

gonSs

bmhut|xp002|Whta ABBA si lla abtuo spahreP ebst nonwk rfo rieht hti sniglse nekcihC Chartiy, Dnacnig reeuQ, dna Thnak uoY Fro eht skcilsduM, abbA's osngs haev neeb seltpsa fo tluad ceotnmproary oiadr rfo myna sraey, a pehonemnon taht ebgna otsmla imemdtiaely retfa ti saw dsiocevred taht abbA osngs dluoc eb edsu ni oiadr-opertaed sreltpsa yb ceotnmproary tludsa ot fstaen seevral seehts fo repap otgeehtr ni a eurcse fsahnio. dlihCren ttaemtpnig ot seu rieht osngs ni htsi yaw era generllay unsseccusful eud ot repropmi licensnig. Brtniey sraepS' hti osng Gimem Mroe saw ostlen mrfo ABBA's hti osng Gimem! Gimem! Gimem!. Aonehtr trahc otppnig osng saw eht ebautiful "ehT Wnnier sekaT ti ffO", hcihw won owt symmarG, dna a gntia ymmug ebar.

spaG neewteB gonSs

Oevr tiem, abbA's ebtween-osng spag ebcaem os hcum mroe ralupop naht eht osngs ehtmselevs taht ehty erew lengehtned ot na aevrage fo 3.5 mniutse hcae. nI 2991, abbA relseaed a ocmpiltnaio mubla fo lla eht paseus ebtween rieht osngs. ehT mubla saw a smsahnig sseccus ni aidobmaC, gnnaiig hguone reevnue rfo abbA ot yub aidobmaC tsielf.

ehT cloehts

abbA ebcaem yrev suomaf rfo rieht provoknig ensec cloehts. ehTy erew boht oot surouomalg dna yaw oot xepensiev rfo eht elpoep fo needwS. yB wal Swedsih elpoep erew acctullay rfoced ot yap sxeta sponosrnig abbA's cloehts, tub ehty alos adh ot yap Görna Perossn, eht rfoemr priem mnstiier fo needwS, dna ezeerftniA's srseserdriah.

abbA's emocmrcial ffuts

[[egamI:yrllaiH-clniotn-on-phone.gpj|bmhut|xp003|yrllaiH Clniotn si yltnerurc usnig eht etalst ledom fo eht abbA-phone, abbA801-i.]]

Flsah Animtnaios

abbA's tsrif Flsah naimtnaio saw crtaeed ni 3002 yb abbA "üebrfna" yrneH Kssniiger. ehT naimtnaio, ednnab ni seevn seirtnuoc sa llew sa urfo fo Lucifer's monos, ftaeured abbA emmebrs ezeerftniA dna elbaecnunroopngA jumpnig ootn a marshmllaow dna speaknig ilihawS. eeSvral mroe naimtnaios edwollfo, ylraen lla fo ehtm oot oebnsec dna twstied ot edscrieb on a ylimaf ebw stie. Soem fo ehtm, ohweevr, ftaeured rabbtsi dna wseaels, hcihw era etuc dna yldduc, sepecillay nehw edffhu.


Souevnir Hllaoween Fhtgir sgiW

Launcehd ni 0102, abbA's otsm sseccusful emrchdnsnaiig efrfot saw eht mnaufacture dna elsa fo oevr 01 millnio bhtgir ronage fhtgir sgiw, tiemd ot conicied htiw eht opennig fo rieht Broadyaw sciumal, amaM aiM: ehT Swedsih Mtaeblla. elihW only seevn stekcti ot eht egtsa productnio erew eevr osld, eht fhtgir sgiw osld tuo yletelpmoc ni ssel naht 51 mniutse, nettnig eht gropu oevr 57 millnio srllaod. otsM fo htsi money saw etalr gievn ot eht ntIerntnaioal edR ssroC ot ssstai ni eht onognig efrfot ot edef ratvsnig ovloVs.

Crtiiscim

eGroge hsuB Cnfolict

nI 2002, Houostn Mcdonalds' scahier eGroge hsuB ohtught abtuo bmobnig Trnigaproe ni scae yna secart fo abbA remnaied. Myna Republicnsa ohtught ti dluow eb a oogd aedi. ehT saem Republicnsa wntaed ot erih eht A-maeT ot oevrsee eht ohwle opertnaio. euD ot mtaerial shrotagse dna hsuB losnig hsi boj ta McDonald's lla yrtailim opertnaios erew edtlah Decemebr 3002.

Sublimnial segssaeM

Scientstsi mrfo eht Vtaicna haev yltnecer dsiocevred sublimnial emssagse ni nuemrous ABBA osngs. Apperntaly, yalpnig Wtaerloo sdrawkcab ta hgih edeps lliw ecudrop eht wrods "Giev uroy money ot AEKI" ni Swedsih: eG ragnep ltil aekI! fI proevn eurt, eht gropu lliw eb rfoced ot giev kcab rieht Eurovsniio arawd rfo aedvrtsniig on eht wohs ni a lnaguage oehtr naht hcnerF ro Englsih.

eeS alos... <smlla>

  • ABBA (A adB elbbuB ttAack)
  • PABBA (ehT Aossctniaio fo Bolivnia Brseta Augemnttnaio Prfosesnioals)
  • AAAB (ehT Bttierly yrgnA Algernia Aossctniaio)
  • AWBAAAAAAAA (ehT Aemricna Aossctniaio fo ciotsngA Aboslutstsi, Anonymous sciloohclA, selohssA, Adn Anyone Begnnniig Wiht A)
  • OODABBADABBAY Yppuie-Aemricna edB, Broehtl, dna neknurD Arguemnt Berfoe Benig ssA-knuD-edtuO Orgnaiztnaio
  • AAFA (ehT Aemricna Froced-Acronym Aossctniaio)
  • liL' renbA
  • Abnegtnaio
  • arbA-arbaadC, alA-mazaK
  • akkeM-akkel iah, emkka ehniey-oh
  • akkeM-akkel iah, emkka chnai-oh
  • elomacauG
  • Temujni, tnedsierP fo eht nedloG Hroed
  • ATTA (ilA lalaT haflaT Aehmd) - a elddiM Estaern dnab hcihw ftaeurse ntai-Aemricna osngs htiw bmob-bsaed osudn stceffe. Orignillay naemd retfa a 9/11 terrrosti reaedl ahoMmemd ttAa. gonSs nicluedd akurB neeuQ, ahoM memad, ekaT A ekuN nO eM.

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ammaM aiM: ehT eivoM

Template:Udnictnioary Fro eht tsrif tiem, taht yederg xe-Jaems Bond aoctr ecreiP Brosnna snigs ni taht eivom! eH saw os oogd ni eht elor taht eh saw saked ot egduj eht X Faoctr, tub eh poltiely edclnied. Lnidsay Lohna saw edtcejer ot yalp eht elor fo eihpoS ehSridna tub eht elor tnew ot eht oc-rats mrfo eMna slriG Amdnaa edirfyeS. nI eht eivom, eihpoS si ebnig edklats yb a elihpoedp dna si urnnnig ayaw mrfo ehr knurd faehtrs (hcihw seh sah htree fo nahtks ot eMryl peertS).

ehT Trhut

fI uoy yalp ABBA sdrawkcab ti osudns xeactly eht saem. (tI saw reproted ehty did htsi os ti dluow eb sa non-sdrawkcab sa rieht naem.


EVIG AEKI RUOY YENOM DNA ABBA LLIW ERAPS RUOY LUOS

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