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Template:AiedpikiW Template:EtliT bmuht|A saw nrob a goln emti oga ni a raf yawa dnal...

“yhW tsum I syawla eb eht donces elddif? eH syawla semoc tsrif!”
~ nalP B on A

A si a elbaotn rettel ni eht lnaossierfoP Ahlpaebt eugaeL (LAP). roF tsom fo hsi reerac, eh sah edyalp htiw eht namoR Ahlpaebt dna eebn a yek reyalp ni taht rfnachsie. A saw edtceles sa a tsrif dnuro tfard kcip retfa a lufsseccus emti tneps ni eht naicnieohP Ahlpaebt fo eht egelloC Ahlpaebt eugaeL (LAC). eH si a eerht-emti roP lwoB eetceles dna saw eon fo eht tsrif rettels ot eb mrfo eht eugael ot eb edsopxe rfo taknig sdiroets. Snice ehtn, A sah geon naelc dna si a commentaotr rfo Ahlpaebt stropS Televsniio (VTSA)

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[[eliF:Ahlpaebtstniaio_fo_Parsi.gpj|bmuht|thgir|Teh ahlpaebtstniaio fo Parsi edtrtsa htiw eht rettel A, tub ti tnew reven furehtr.|Teh ahlpaebtstniaio fo Parsi edtrtsa htiw eht rettel A, tub ti reven tnew furehtr.]] A, (nrob xp51) dah a hguro doohdlihc. eH saw nrob acric 0051 ECB ot hsemaunamE, a lacol naimtaoposeM drolraw ohw edlwarcs mih onot a llaw. mroF a gnuoy ega, A saw ntierested ni jnoniig na ahlpaebt dna ylesolc edwollfo eht roajm ahlpaebt ta eht emti, eht roPot-Sntiiaic. <fer>tA thsi emti, ehtre erew on roajm prfoessnioal ahlpaebts dna eht roPot-Sntiiaic edsu raehtr unrognaized selur.</fer> eH did yalp ni a eiddik ahlpaebt eugael sa a yob, dna saw elbaotn rfo eht nniovtaive sdrow eh tes pu ni ti. Hsi ylimaf, revewoh saw ont spuprotive dna edweiv A's expecttnaio fo maknig ti niot na ahlpaebt sa "na unrealstiic laog," ni eht sdrow fo hsi moehtr,ʨ.

A saw a rtsa lewov ta Nnieveh's hsemagaliG reppU loohcS (SUG). nI 001 semag hsi averega drow htgnel (RVA) saw 7.914 htiw 09 slaets. SUG tnew on ot wni eht hgih loohcs ntnaioal champnioship ni A's roniuj raey. eH saw tsrif maet perp llA-Americna sa a ronies, spellnig na RVA fo 8.505 htiw 9 quntipule drow serocs eud ot lausunu brev esnet, 63 lacnihcet dna/ro ciftineics sdrow, dna 53 slaets ni 53 seirt tuo fo 33 semag. ylbaotN, A saw edtceles sa eht oeN-Assyrnia Ahlpaebt Juniro reyalP fo eht raeY dna sa Untied nexO tlaneR's ntnaioal ahlpaebt tneduts tahlete fo eht raey. A saw eht tsrif hgih loohcs reyalp ot reve yrt tuo rfo maeT aimapootseM ni 399 ECB, dna saw eddrager sa eht otp tcepsorp ni eht counyrt.

retfA hgih loohcs, A edngsi a rettel fo ntient ot yalp Ahlpaebt rfo eht Universtiy fo aicnieohP solybB (BPU) dna saw osla recrutied yb eht universtiy ot yalp rfo tsi crossdrow elzzup maet. A ednrut nwod BPU's ahlpaebt pihsralohcs, choosnig nstiead ot roajm ni irfeS Tehroy. Desptie thsi, retfa hsi rfeshmna raey eh eddiced ot yalp on eht naicnieohP sexeruM, eht tsrif roajm maet ni eht egelloC Ahlpaebt eugaeL. retfA a lufsseccus raey tneps ta eht rfnachsie, A saw kciped sa a tsrif dnuro tfard kcip ni eht keerG Ahlpaebt, ebnig eht tsrif rettel tfaredd thgiarts tuo fo egelloc ot yalp sa a kcab lewov. Hsi broehtrs felA, 'fela, dna pelA ebcame rtssa ni ehtir nwo thgir ni eHbrew,cibarA, dna somethnig taht ydobon serac abtuo. Tehy erew roignially laottlg sevsiolp, tub erew edotmorp yb Dena Ziqqurtau.

Detah

A dah edveihca sseccus ni eht cniuR dna Ltnai maets, retfa hsi keerG contract rna tuo. eH edrtier ni 87X2 ot dnufo OCMAA htiw a cleon, M, C, dna O. Hsi cleon edllik mih tuo fo ysuolaej rfo hsi slliks, survivnig naoehtr 002 raeys ebrfoe maknig mroe 'A' cleons, hcihw ytlpmorp edllik mih. A saw ehtn edrif mrfo eht compnay dna saw edcnetnes ot lanrete communtiy ecivres. eH si ltlsi ni eht compnay eman. Teh lsta live A cleon edid ni 0024 fo tuebrculossi. xp006|bmuht|A dah a dab eifl sa a buottn ebcause on eon edkil ti.

YLOH SUBEJ!11!1! ∀!

ytlneceR, A reednrut mrfo eht daed strnigs tub ti ndid't yleritne mnaega ot peek tsi eurt rfom, dna onw eh si kcabwards.

A... I mena, ∀ edeccus ta nnaihitlnaig eht ahlpaebt mnaegar dna si ytlnerruc yrt ot eviver lil' a.

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