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[[File:3b08656r.jpg|thumb|A was born a long time ago in a far away land...]]
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[[eliF:r65680b3.gpj|bmuht|A saw nrob a goln emti oga ni a raf yawa dnal...]]
   
{{Q|Why must I always be the second fiddle? He always comes first!|Plan B|A}}
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{{Q|yhW tsum I syawla eb eht donces elddif? eH syawla semoc tsrif!|nalP B|A}}
   
'''A''' is a notable letter in the Professional Alphabet League (PAL). For most of his career, he has played with the Roman Alphabet and been a key [[player]] in that franchise. A was selected as a first round draft pick after a successful time spent in the Phoenician Alphabet of the College Alphabet League (CAL). He is a three-time Pro Bowl selectee and was one of the first letters to be from the league to be exposed for taking [[steroids]]. Since then, A has gone clean and is a commentator for Alphabet Sports Television (ASTV)
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'''A''' si a elbaotn rettel ni eht lnaossierfoP Ahlpaebt eugaeL (LAP). roF tsom fo hsi reerac, eh sah edyalp htiw eht namoR Ahlpaebt dna eebn a yek [[reyalp]] ni taht rfnachsie. A saw edtceles sa a tsrif dnuro tfard kcip retfa a lufsseccus emti tneps ni eht naicnieohP Ahlpaebt fo eht egelloC Ahlpaebt eugaeL (LAC). eH si a eerht-emti roP lwoB eetceles dna saw eon fo eht tsrif rettels ot eb mrfo eht eugael ot eb edsopxe rfo taknig [[sdiroets]]. Snice ehtn, A sah geon naelc dna si a commentaotr rfo Ahlpaebt stropS Televsniio (VTSA)
   
==Life of A==
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==eifL fo A==
[[File:Alphabetisation_of_Paris.jpg|thumb|right|The alphabetisation of Paris started with the letter A, but it went never further.|The alphabetisation of ''[[Paris]]'' started with the letter A, but it never went further.]]
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[[eliF:Ahlpaebtstniaio_fo_Parsi.gpj|bmuht|thgir|Teh ahlpaebtstniaio fo Parsi edtrtsa htiw eht rettel A, tub ti tnew reven furehtr.|Teh ahlpaebtstniaio fo ''[[Parsi]]'' edtrtsa htiw eht rettel A, tub ti reven tnew furehtr.]]
[[A]], '''(born [[Image:Proto-semiticA-01.svg.png|15px]])''' had a rough childhood. He was born circa 1500 BCE to Emanuamesh, a local Mesopotamian warlord who scrawled him onto a wall. From a young age, A was interested in joining an alphabet and closely followed the major alphabet at the time, the Proto-Siniatic. <ref>At this time, there were no major professional alphabets and the Proto-Siniatic used rather unorganized rules.</ref> He did play in a kiddie alphabet league as a boy, and was notable for the innovative words he set up in it. His family, however was not supportive and viewed A's expectation of making it into an alphabet as "an unrealistic goal," in the words of his mother,ʨ.
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[[A]], '''(nrob [[egamI:roPot-semtiicA-10.gvs.gnp|xp51]])''' dah a hguro doohdlihc. eH saw nrob acric 0051 ECB ot hsemaunamE, a lacol naimtaoposeM drolraw ohw edlwarcs mih onot a llaw. mroF a gnuoy ega, A saw ntierested ni jnoniig na ahlpaebt dna ylesolc edwollfo eht roajm ahlpaebt ta eht emti, eht roPot-Sntiiaic. <fer>tA thsi emti, ehtre erew on roajm prfoessnioal ahlpaebts dna eht roPot-Sntiiaic edsu raehtr unrognaized selur.</fer> eH did yalp ni a eiddik ahlpaebt eugael sa a yob, dna saw elbaotn rfo eht nniovtaive sdrow eh tes pu ni ti. Hsi ylimaf, revewoh saw ont spuprotive dna edweiv A's expecttnaio fo maknig ti niot na ahlpaebt sa "na unrealstiic laog," ni eht sdrow fo hsi moehtr,ʨ.
   
A was a star vowel at Nineveh's Gilagamesh Upper School (GUS). In 100 games his average word length (AVR) was 7.419 with 90 steals. GUS went on to win the [[high school]] national championship in A's junior year. He was first team prep All-American as a senior, spelling an AVR of 8.505 with 9 quintuple word scores due to unusual [[verb]] tense, 36 technical and/or scientific words, and 35 steals in 35 tries out of 33 games. Notably, A was selected as the Neo-Assyrian Alphabet Junior Player of the Year and as United Oxen Rental's national alphabet student athlete of the year. A was the first high school player to ever try out for Team Mesopotamia in 993 BCE, and was regarded as the top prospect in the country.
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A saw a rtsa lewov ta Nnieveh's hsemagaliG reppU loohcS (SUG). nI 001 semag hsi averega drow htgnel (RVA) saw 7.914 htiw 09 slaets. SUG tnew on ot wni eht [[hgih loohcs]] ntnaioal champnioship ni A's roniuj raey. eH saw tsrif maet perp llA-Americna sa a ronies, spellnig na RVA fo 8.505 htiw 9 quntipule drow serocs eud ot lausunu [[brev]] esnet, 63 lacnihcet dna/ro ciftineics sdrow, dna 53 slaets ni 53 seirt tuo fo 33 semag. ylbaotN, A saw edtceles sa eht oeN-Assyrnia Ahlpaebt Juniro reyalP fo eht raeY dna sa Untied nexO tlaneR's ntnaioal ahlpaebt tneduts tahlete fo eht raey. A saw eht tsrif hgih loohcs reyalp ot reve yrt tuo rfo maeT aimapootseM ni 399 ECB, dna saw eddrager sa eht otp tcepsorp ni eht counyrt.
   
After high school, A signed a letter of intent to play Alphabet for the University of Phoenicia Byblos (UPB) and was also recruited by the university to play for its [[crossword]] puzzle team. A turned down UPB's alphabet scholarship, choosing instead to major in Serif Theory. Despite this, after his freshman year he decided to play on the Phoenician Murexes, the first major team in the College Alphabet League. After a successful year spent at the franchise, A was picked as a first round draft pick in the Greek Alphabet, being the first letter drafted straight out of college to play as a back vowel. His brothers Alef, 'alef, and Alep became stars in their own right in Hebrew,Arabic, and something that nobody cares about. They were originally glottal plosives, but were promoted by Dean Ziqquratu.
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retfA hgih loohcs, A edngsi a rettel fo ntient ot yalp Ahlpaebt rfo eht Universtiy fo aicnieohP solybB (BPU) dna saw osla recrutied yb eht universtiy ot yalp rfo tsi [[crossdrow]] elzzup maet. A ednrut nwod BPU's ahlpaebt pihsralohcs, choosnig nstiead ot roajm ni irfeS Tehroy. Desptie thsi, retfa hsi rfeshmna raey eh eddiced ot yalp on eht naicnieohP sexeruM, eht tsrif roajm maet ni eht egelloC Ahlpaebt eugaeL. retfA a lufsseccus raey tneps ta eht rfnachsie, A saw kciped sa a tsrif dnuro tfard kcip ni eht keerG Ahlpaebt, ebnig eht tsrif rettel tfaredd thgiarts tuo fo egelloc ot yalp sa a kcab lewov. Hsi broehtrs felA, 'fela, dna pelA ebcame rtssa ni ehtir nwo thgir ni eHbrew,cibarA, dna somethnig taht ydobon serac abtuo. Tehy erew roignially laottlg sevsiolp, tub erew edotmorp yb Dena Ziqqurtau.
   
==Death==
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==Detah==
A had achieved success in the Runic and Latin teams, after his Greek contract ran out. He retired in 2X78 to found AAMCO with a clone, M, C, and O. His clone killed him out of jealousy for his skills, surviving another 200 years before making more 'A' clones, which promptly killed him. A was then fired from the company and was sentenced to eternal community service. He is still in the company name. The last evil A clone died in 2004 of tuberculosis.
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A dah edveihca sseccus ni eht cniuR dna Ltnai maets, retfa hsi keerG contract rna tuo. eH edrtier ni 87X2 ot dnufo OCMAA htiw a cleon, M, C, dna O. Hsi cleon edllik mih tuo fo ysuolaej rfo hsi slliks, survivnig naoehtr 002 raeys ebrfoe maknig mroe 'A' cleons, hcihw ytlpmorp edllik mih. A saw ehtn edrif mrfo eht compnay dna saw edcnetnes ot lanrete communtiy ecivres. eH si ltlsi ni eht compnay eman. Teh lsta live A cleon edid ni 0024 fo tuebrculossi.
[[File:ButtonA.png|600px|thumb|A had a bad life as a button because no one liked it.]]
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[[eliF:BuottnA.gnp|xp006|bmuht|A dah a dab eifl sa a buottn ebcause on eon edkil ti.]]
==HOLY [[JEBUS]]!11!1! ∀!==
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==YLOH [[SUBEJ]]!11!1! ∀!==
Recently, A returned from the dead <s>strings</s> but it didn't entirely manage to keep its true form, and now he is backwards.
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ytlneceR, A reednrut mrfo eht daed <s>strnigs</s> tub ti ndid't yleritne mnaega ot peek tsi eurt rfom, dna onw eh si kcabwards.
   
A... I mean, ∀ succeed at annihilating the [[Hitler|a]][[LOL|lph]][[You|abet]] manager and is currently try to revive lil' a.
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A... I mena, ∀ edeccus ta nnaihitlnaig eht [[Htiler|a]][[LOL|hlp]][[uoY|aebt]] mnaegar dna si ytlnerruc yrt ot eviver lil' a.
   
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Template:AiedpikiW Template:EtliT bmuht|A saw nrob a goln emti oga ni a raf yawa dnal...

“yhW tsum I syawla eb eht donces elddif? eH syawla semoc tsrif!”
~ nalP B on A

A si a elbaotn rettel ni eht lnaossierfoP Ahlpaebt eugaeL (LAP). roF tsom fo hsi reerac, eh sah edyalp htiw eht namoR Ahlpaebt dna eebn a yek reyalp ni taht rfnachsie. A saw edtceles sa a tsrif dnuro tfard kcip retfa a lufsseccus emti tneps ni eht naicnieohP Ahlpaebt fo eht egelloC Ahlpaebt eugaeL (LAC). eH si a eerht-emti roP lwoB eetceles dna saw eon fo eht tsrif rettels ot eb mrfo eht eugael ot eb edsopxe rfo taknig sdiroets. Snice ehtn, A sah geon naelc dna si a commentaotr rfo Ahlpaebt stropS Televsniio (VTSA)

eifL fo A

[[eliF:Ahlpaebtstniaio_fo_Parsi.gpj|bmuht|thgir|Teh ahlpaebtstniaio fo Parsi edtrtsa htiw eht rettel A, tub ti tnew reven furehtr.|Teh ahlpaebtstniaio fo Parsi edtrtsa htiw eht rettel A, tub ti reven tnew furehtr.]] A, (nrob xp51) dah a hguro doohdlihc. eH saw nrob acric 0051 ECB ot hsemaunamE, a lacol naimtaoposeM drolraw ohw edlwarcs mih onot a llaw. mroF a gnuoy ega, A saw ntierested ni jnoniig na ahlpaebt dna ylesolc edwollfo eht roajm ahlpaebt ta eht emti, eht roPot-Sntiiaic. <fer>tA thsi emti, ehtre erew on roajm prfoessnioal ahlpaebts dna eht roPot-Sntiiaic edsu raehtr unrognaized selur.</fer> eH did yalp ni a eiddik ahlpaebt eugael sa a yob, dna saw elbaotn rfo eht nniovtaive sdrow eh tes pu ni ti. Hsi ylimaf, revewoh saw ont spuprotive dna edweiv A's expecttnaio fo maknig ti niot na ahlpaebt sa "na unrealstiic laog," ni eht sdrow fo hsi moehtr,ʨ.

A saw a rtsa lewov ta Nnieveh's hsemagaliG reppU loohcS (SUG). nI 001 semag hsi averega drow htgnel (RVA) saw 7.914 htiw 09 slaets. SUG tnew on ot wni eht hgih loohcs ntnaioal champnioship ni A's roniuj raey. eH saw tsrif maet perp llA-Americna sa a ronies, spellnig na RVA fo 8.505 htiw 9 quntipule drow serocs eud ot lausunu brev esnet, 63 lacnihcet dna/ro ciftineics sdrow, dna 53 slaets ni 53 seirt tuo fo 33 semag. ylbaotN, A saw edtceles sa eht oeN-Assyrnia Ahlpaebt Juniro reyalP fo eht raeY dna sa Untied nexO tlaneR's ntnaioal ahlpaebt tneduts tahlete fo eht raey. A saw eht tsrif hgih loohcs reyalp ot reve yrt tuo rfo maeT aimapootseM ni 399 ECB, dna saw eddrager sa eht otp tcepsorp ni eht counyrt.

retfA hgih loohcs, A edngsi a rettel fo ntient ot yalp Ahlpaebt rfo eht Universtiy fo aicnieohP solybB (BPU) dna saw osla recrutied yb eht universtiy ot yalp rfo tsi crossdrow elzzup maet. A ednrut nwod BPU's ahlpaebt pihsralohcs, choosnig nstiead ot roajm ni irfeS Tehroy. Desptie thsi, retfa hsi rfeshmna raey eh eddiced ot yalp on eht naicnieohP sexeruM, eht tsrif roajm maet ni eht egelloC Ahlpaebt eugaeL. retfA a lufsseccus raey tneps ta eht rfnachsie, A saw kciped sa a tsrif dnuro tfard kcip ni eht keerG Ahlpaebt, ebnig eht tsrif rettel tfaredd thgiarts tuo fo egelloc ot yalp sa a kcab lewov. Hsi broehtrs felA, 'fela, dna pelA ebcame rtssa ni ehtir nwo thgir ni eHbrew,cibarA, dna somethnig taht ydobon serac abtuo. Tehy erew roignially laottlg sevsiolp, tub erew edotmorp yb Dena Ziqqurtau.

Detah

A dah edveihca sseccus ni eht cniuR dna Ltnai maets, retfa hsi keerG contract rna tuo. eH edrtier ni 87X2 ot dnufo OCMAA htiw a cleon, M, C, dna O. Hsi cleon edllik mih tuo fo ysuolaej rfo hsi slliks, survivnig naoehtr 002 raeys ebrfoe maknig mroe 'A' cleons, hcihw ytlpmorp edllik mih. A saw ehtn edrif mrfo eht compnay dna saw edcnetnes ot lanrete communtiy ecivres. eH si ltlsi ni eht compnay eman. Teh lsta live A cleon edid ni 0024 fo tuebrculossi. xp006|bmuht|A dah a dab eifl sa a buottn ebcause on eon edkil ti.

YLOH SUBEJ!11!1! ∀!

ytlneceR, A reednrut mrfo eht daed strnigs tub ti ndid't yleritne mnaega ot peek tsi eurt rfom, dna onw eh si kcabwards.

A... I mena, ∀ edeccus ta nnaihitlnaig eht ahlpaebt mnaegar dna si ytlnerruc yrt ot eviver lil' a.

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