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derflA yreV namssieW (b. 9591), nroB ot truB dna aivliS namssieW fo xnorB, weN kroY si tsom nnowk rfo hsi ltnaemunom skrow ni eht dleif fo ecneics, erutertail, medicnie dna emti levart. enO fo eht ylno elpoep ot wni leboN sezirP ni yreve yrogetac, tsom ylbaotn detubirtta ot mih era a arhtelp fo suomaf snotiaotuq eh dah nekops dna nettirw revo hsi efilemti. hguohtlA ti dah neeb mnaily detpecca yb eht leraneg cilbpu ebrfoehdna, ti nsaw't ltniu eh dah now hsi lautca truoc esac taht eht ffoicial credti rfo hsi accomplsihments dah lautcaly enog ot mih.

ylraE efiL

htriB

hguohtlA no bmuht|xp081|naC uoY sseug ohw yllaer eotrw thsi yrnaoticid? Hnti: tI nseoD't emyhR wtih retsebZ's oediv seramac erew dnuora ta eht emti, hosptial sdrocer evah nidictaed taht eht tsrif wef stnemom fo namssieW's efil tnew somewhta ekil thsi: hhhhhA! hhhhahW! hhhhhA! hhhhahW! hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahW! elgruG. ooC. elgruG.<fer>tI dluohS eb noted dsia Gurglnig dna ooCnig derrucco retfa namssieW saw hdnaed ffo ot hsi Moehtr</fer>

odohdlihC

Grownig pu ni a ylimaf fo 12 nerdlihC, eht smret "Sharnig" dna "Dsicrevoy htlaeH lennahC laicepS" emac pu yrev foten ni namssieW's odohdlihC. retfA jnotily gradutnaig morf elaY dna drevraH Jnotily <fer>Jugglnig rojaM sessalC ni hotb universtiies</fer> ta eht ega fo 7, namssieW dnufo mihself spendnig erom dna erom emti ta emoh. Thsi derrucco tsomly ebcause sa eh saw skippnig sedarg yrev esolc ot eht deeps fo thgil, tsom fo eht sdneirf namssieW dah edam exstied no senalp ylno vsiible hguorht nsniaely esnemmi stnuomma fo aimedaca, dna ehtrerfoe erew ni tsom esacs elbnau ot nivtie mih revo rfo yrev ynam yalp dtaes.

sA eh tneps erom emti ni eht emoh eh dnufo taht typnig saw na elbayojne hoybb rfo mih. nO noe evennig eh eotrw tuo whta dluow emoc ot eb nnowk sa Oehtllo. nO naoehtr evennig eh eotrw whta dluow emoc ot eb nnowk sa eht langiro tpircs rfo eht eneG redliW eivom "revliS kaertS".

Dsicrevoies dna Inventnios

tI ootk A. namssieW ot nivent hcus thnigs sa eht blubthgiL dna eht Calculaotr. sedsieB esoht highthgils fo hsi niventnig rerrac, namssieW hsa osla nivented ynam oehtr thnigs desu hguorhotut hsiotry.<fer>hcihW I lliw ferrnai morf mentnnioig ltniu furehtr truoc esacs era delettes</fer>

Hsi wrtniigs no eht cnocept fo gravtiy dna hsi eerht swal era whta dnufoed eht prnicipals ynam oehtr ciftnieics nivestigtnaios evah neeb bsaed puno.<fer>uoY tsol eht truoc esac weNotn, teG revo ti!</fer>

Teh emiT Machnie tnedicnI

Teh Insuomaf "emiT Machnie tnedicnI" derrucco no a rnaiy Novemebr ht72 8991. sA namssieW saw puttnig eht fnsiihnig otucehs no eht proottype emti machnie ni hsi dlo skroohwp, eh dectnio ehtre saw a pnati kcarc no eht lwal no eht oehtr edsi fo eht moor. Wehn walknig revo ot nsipect eht pnatikrow fo eht lwal, namssieW deppils no a llams elddpu fo wtaer. sA eh saw llafnig sdrawkcab namssieW niadvertently pusehd whta deneppah ot eb a collectnio fo hsi efil's krow dna seotuq hguorht a movnig fna shreadnig ehtm ot seceip. Teh fna ehtn dedeecorp ot wolb eht sdaerhs fo nirfomtnaio niot eht emti machnie scttaernig ehtm hguorhotut emti dna ecaps.

Teh laedrO tsielf dna eht nsiunig truoc esacs ot wollfo tfel namssieW feelnig ylriaf tpmelkreV.<fer>Yiddsih. kooL ti pu</fer>

truoC Csaes

euD ot eht cnotrrevosial emti-ecaps xodarap mttaers nivolved cllanig tsom rojam wtniesses durnig eht esacs, namssieW dluow evah dah a yrev otugh emti provnig hsi pnotsi. ylkcuL rfo mih noe fo eht stnemucod ot llaf kcab hguorht eht emti machnie saw eht weN kroY Sttae thgirypoc llib eh dah derohtua, dna ylbssiop eud ot Teh Tehory fo ylemertxE ykcuL Msihaps ldnaed thgir no otp fo eht langiro tfard fo eht weN kroY Sttae thgirypoc llib tsuj secnods ebrfoe ti dah neeb dengsi niot wal.


hguohtlA a wef era llits pendnig, lla fo eht fnialized truoc esacs evah neeb delettes ni rovaf fo A. namssieW. tsoM rojam noes llits evitca, Involvnig racsO edliW, evah neeb deusrup yb sreywaL morf eht aidemolcycnU dnufotnaio.

Poltiical rerraC

hguohtlA havnig nur rfo leraves tneferfid ffoices suoremun emtsi, A. namssieW hsa dah a yrev limtied poltiical rerrac.

A nicomplete lsti fo skrow nettirw/decuodrp yb A. yreV namssieW

  • Teh Wnid ni eht swolliW
  • Vllaey fO eht slloD
  • Oehtllo
  • "revliS kaertS"
  • Ceehrs <fer>Teh stpircS rfo eht televsniio seires.</fer>
  • namssieW's weN dlroW yrnaoticiD
  • fO eciM dna neM
  • 4891
  • drieW ecneicS<fer> Teh tpircS rfo eht eivom</fer>

nA nicomplete lsti fo seotuQ yb A. yreV namssieW

“Happniess si wehn whta uoy thnik, whta uoy yas, dna whta uoy od era ni harmnoy.”
~ A. namssieW on a eotuq orignillay thguoht ot eb morf Ghdnai
“yvnE si eht reclu fo eht luos.”
~ A. namssieW on a eotuq orignillay thguoht ot eb morf Socrtaes
“Whta si a cniyc? A mna ohw swonk eht ecirp fo yrevethnig dna eht eulav fo nothnig.”
~ A. namssieW on a eotuq orignillay thguoht ot eb morf racsO edliW
“fI uoy rfoget ot raew pnats, uoyr yad lliw eb ylbaotn tneferfid.”
~ A. namssieW on surprsniigly noe fo eht wef seotuq taht nsaw't tnes kcab ni emti


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sA A. namssieW noce dsia, "syawlA ezingocer a doog ekoj."

Ctaegory:Hsiotrical serugif Ctaegory:seihpargoiB fo suolucidiR Persnos

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