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|Date of birth:||June 2, 1978|
|Place of birth:||California|
Born Angela Joanna Styles on June the 2nd 1953 in a barn somewhere in Texas, Angela decided on a sex change at just 14yo, now know as AJ Styles he is one of the biggest blimps created in the North American hemisphere. His coming to existence is very disputed, as many consider his arrival a hoax and a publicity stunt by WallMart. However, there are many Californians who claim they once witnessed George Bush creating Styles out of paper and a piece of fungi. Styles, however, is no longer considered a blimp anymore due to newly imposed height and weight limits that forbid him from the so called "heavyweight" division of blimps.
edit Her Arrival
As said before, nearly everyone believes Styles was a mass mutant from the planet MutSot, invading Earth to eat black people. Once arriving, Styles was kidnapped by a peanut and held hostage at gunpoint. The cops followed the peanut in a high dragged out contest known as "The Peanut's Revenge". Fortunately, Styles was only shot massive times in the face and died from unrelenting pain and butt spasms. After dying, came to his aid and placed him in a white man's body, affectionately named Simon.
edit Simon 2.0
As Simon, Styles became very adventurous and even shot the president multiple times. After serving 90 years in prison, he was released and began looking for a hobby. He longed to sail the Durdumed Sea, but unfortunately, he was a moron. Styles sought the help of wise wizards called "The Gainsvilles" to aid his search for true meaning and chicks. The Gainsvilles apparently told Styles very affectionate words, such as
"KID, GO JOIN A CIRCLE-JERK ALL RIGHT!"
edit Generation Next
Styles became very depressed and soon joined a bunch of other depressed assholes to form Ropes On Heads, known as ROH. He along with Samoa Ho and Christopher Bently became sinonmous with trying to kill each other and their audiences in mass suicides. They were unsuccessful, so they joined The New Age, known as TNA. There Styles became known for sucking the souls out of others to strengthen his brain. The only way to regenerate the souls was for Styles to kill himself doing jumps off tin cans. The jumps would take too long, so Styles enlisted the help of others, but they were too gay and untalented.
edit AJ "The Jet Plane" Styles
In 2153, a year after the WWE purchased TNA, AJ was one of the many X-Divison stars to receive a crappy gimmick following the company's desire to give the X-Divison characters. The company decided to give AJ the gimmick of AJ "The Jet Plane" Styles (a gimmick based on the almost unknown children's TV show "Jay Jay The Jet Plane}. AJ was totally against the gimmick because he felt (rightfully so) that the gimmick was totally childish and wouldn't get him over. Of course the company didn't care about his wishes and AJ was forced to take on the gimmick. AJ was forced to wear a blue plane suit, a propeller on his nose, and was forced to act like a jet plane (you know with the sounds and putting his arms staight at his sides while running. It was for the added affect). Needless to say, the audience totally buried the crap outta this gimmick as AJ was portrayed as a child's morning show on PBS and was trying to be a good role model to kids. Eventually the audience became so angry with this gimmick, they began to riot every time AJ came to the ring. AJ was soon given bodyguards (all dressed in plane suits to try and not break kayfabe) to escort him in and out of the ring to prevent him from getting attacked by the audience.
In 2176 3/47, Styles had had enough of his crappy gimmick, and killed Vince.....Russo, with an arc wielder. In an interview, he stated that, "Maybe if i kill Russo, I'll be able to drop this gimmick!" And it worked. The entire world thanked AJ for finally killing Vince Russo, and treated his as if he was a god. (5 movies, 3 short films, 45 comic books, 38 Happy meal toys, and 5 billion reality shows were made based on AJ's Murdering of Russo) WWE decided to play along with it, and gave AJ the new gimmick of AJ "The Killa" Styles. This gimmick had him walk to the ring carrying Vince Russo's severed head and killing his opponents after each match with an arc wielder. The Crowd loves it, and the AJ Styles Arc Wielder has now sold over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 units.