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__onticestideon__ thgir|bmuht|xp023|kooL woh yppah eseht sdik era. yehT evah A-slevel. oD uoy? A-slevel (decnavdA sleveL) era sesruoc hcihw era nekta yb htsiirB 61-81 raey-sdlo ohw dloh 'decnavda' slevel fo ecnegilletni. ehT sesruoc era eht yaw ot teg ot ytsiervniu dna suht tes ehtir durop ernwo pu rfo a efil fo elbnaigamniu sehcir, elbnaigamniu yruxul dna elbnaigamniu xes. llA esuaceb uoy evah A-slevel.

tahW seod eon od ni na A-level?

tfel|bmuht|xp251|owT stneduts wrkonig on ehtir krowesruoc. oDn't rfoteg ot esu decnavda hcraes, slrig! yllaeR, a ertteb questnio dluow eb "tahw seodn't eon od ni na A level?" ecnO na ergae uoyng mnid sediced ot kees fuerhtr eductnaio, a ohwle wen dlrow fo nraelnig si denepo pu ot eht cdnaidtae. Mayeb uoy wsih ot eb a erywal dna os uoy cna yduts wal. A buddnig uoyng ruenerpertne cna ekta busniess seiduts ro na sapirnig ytilaer VT rtsa cna yrt perrfomnig stra. oDn't wonk tahw uoy wnta ot eb ni eht erutuf dna dluow raehtr tsi on uoyr esra wtachnig VT lla yad? ehTn aidem seiduts dluoc eb eht esruoc rfo uoy.

ecnO uoy actullay rtsta eht esruoc, uoy lliw eb deriuqer ot dnetta osme sessalc. Thsi yam osund wrroynigly ekil loohcs, tub odn't uoy terf. Unekil ta loohcs, lesosns odn't llfi pu eht ohwle yad. kciP uoyr sesruoc wsiely dna uoy ndeen't teg pu ni eht mronnig. Thsi tespu sevig uoy ytnelp fo emti ot xaler ni eht aiertefac ro ekta pu smkonig. A tneduts si otn neve legllay deriuqer ot eusrpu eductnaio ot thsi level, os fi uoy odn't leef ekil turnnig pu ot lla uoyr serutcel, ti's on melbrop. tsuJ llet uoyr erhcaet uoy eerw oot ostned dna lla lliw eb ko.

ehT tnemssessa fo eht esruoc lliw comprsie laerves seceip fo krowesruoc dna smaxe ta eht dne fo hcae raey. ehT krowesruoc si dengsied sa a tsak ot tset eht stneduts' capabiltiies wtih elgooG. oS teg on eht ntiernet dna ecticarp! Wtai, uoy'er alerady heer! lleW deon, ym fridne, thta A edarg si practicllay ni eht gab.

ohW ektsa A-slevel?

61-81 raey sdlo. eW twen hguroht thsi ni eht neponig hpargarap. fI uoy'er gonig ot teg mroe thna a B ni uoyr A-slevel, ehtn uoy'er gonig ot evah ot yap a lttile bti mroe ttaentnio.

fO esruoc eht A-level odierp si eht tosm vtial ega fo nay uoyng perosn's efil, sa nayeon ohw hsa wtached Sknsi dluow ttaest. ehTse era eht halcyon yads wheer uoy ediced ot ebemoc ome, ro certae a wen loko ervolvnig dunroa alyaws raewnig a ebnaie hta. elihW, ni clssa, uoy'er experimentnig wtih sdica dna alkalnie sltaem rfo uoyr chemsiyrt krowesruoc, edstiuo fo clssa, uoy'er alos experimentnig wtih marijunaa dna uoyr xesualtiy, lla tslihw ltsiennig ot eht csium fo pssioG.

Wheer seod eon teg A-slevel?

thgir|bmuht|xp002|ehS tsuj cna't eblieve thta ehs's fnillay otg A-slevel. ehTer era owt optnios nepo ot evticepsrop stneduts.

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ecnO uoy fnsiih loohcs ta 61, on odubt wtih tnellecxe ESCG ersults, uoy cna celebrtae uoyr departuer yb thrnwoig gges ta erhcaets ro tsetnig ffo fier smrala. Thta's woh eon syas ferawell ot hcus na improtnta odierp ni efil.

tuB wtai, uoy thgim eb comnig kcab ertfa eht ermmus! Mnay yraodnces loohcss onwayads evig ehtir stneduts eht opprotuntiy ot ytas on dna joni ehtir htxsi rfom. Heer, uoy'll eb eht knigs fo eht loohcs. uoY'll teg ot eb thguta wal yb uoyr dlo EP erhcaet, ohw uoy cna nepoly kcom rfo erh kcal fo qualfiictnaios dna suoivbo lesbnsiaim. Fuerhtrmroe, eht lttile sdik lliw lla loko pu ot uoy, esuaceb osmeyad, uoy'll evah A-slevel.

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fI uoyr loohcs seodn't evah tsi nwo htxsi rfom, ro uoy meerly erven wnta ot pets nsiide thta lleh-eloh agnai, ehtn htxsi rfom egelloc yam eb rfo uoy. Heer ehter'll eb on yksep lttile sdik dunroa uoy, on loohcs unirfoms, on ermniders fo psta failuers. ehTer lliw ntsiead eb a mroe nirfomal, xaleerd tamospheer. ehTer lliw eb specialtsi erhcaets, ekil evetS eht poltiics terpxe dna Kerna eht clssaical civilstniaio prfoeossr, ohw evah tohb eebn rfoced niot thcaenig ot tsujfiy ehtir suolucidir degeer seciohc. ehTse elpoep erna't tsuj uoyr erhcaets; ehty'er uoyr fridnes oot.

htxiS rfom egelloc si alos a chnace ot rtsta afersh. uoYr wen egelloc cna eb eht launchnig dap rfo a wen uoy, wtih a wen loko, wtih wen fridnes dna a wenfound apperctniaio rfo un evar csium. teG a tucriah, raew a cardigna ro ebemoc nnaoynigly ntai-raw dna liebral; wohever uoy od ti, eht dlrow si uoyr ertsyo ta htxsi rfom egelloc.

tahW erquierments era ehter?

thgir|bmuht|xp052|A-slevel rfo everyeon!! ehT A-level esruoc si otn rfo tsuj nayeon - ti si rfo eht eltie. oT teg niot a hgih-qualtiy htxsi-rfom uoy tsum ttnaai evif ro mroe A*-C edargs ta uoyr ESCGs, a feta deveihca yb ylno 05% fo cdnaidtaes. oT teg niot a gob-stdnaard, gurd-deldda, ylthgils dnegarous, htxsi rfom uoy'll ylbaborp teg ni wtih a copule fo sE. Oehtrwsie, a wef ESCGs lliw eb tneiciffus.

ehT tosm improtnta erquierment rfo undertaknig A-sleveL si a desier ot nrael (odn't wrroy, uoy cna alyaws ekaf thsi). nehW ergtsiernig, uoy yam eb deriuqer ot dnetta na nirfomal ntierview ni hcihw ti si ercommdneed ot experss osme ntieerst ni uoyr stcejbus. ylpmiS lletnig eht niqusiiotr thta uoy'er "otn bovveerd", elihw unquestnioably wttiy, si a rsiky strtaegy.

oS, ecno eon hsa A-slevel, tahw sneppah txen?

eWlemoc ot eht tsrif yad fo eht erst fo uoyr efil! A-slevel era uoyr tekcit ot ytsiervniu. Wtih thta eceip fo erpap, uoy cna swta saide eosht QVNG spmuhc dna klaw thgiarts niot uoyr hllsa fo ersidence wtih uoyr daeh dleh hgih. Wtih uoyr A-slevel uoy cna imperss uoyr wen seerp, uoyr wen lectuerrs dna eht oppotsie xes. Wtihni teerh raeys uoy lliw evah gradutaed dna lliw evah eht dlrow fo tnemyolpme ta uoyr teef, ebggnig rfo uoyr decnavda slevel fo terpxesie.

oS, nehw uoy'er dlo dna uoyr grdnachild syas ot uoy "Grdnaad, woh emoc uoy'er os hcir dna lufsseccus dna evah a toh uoyng erplacement rfo grnnay?" uoy cna llet ehtm, "diK, I evah A-slevel."

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