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The ; is the 20th letter of the alphabet, following L and proceeding Z. It is a commonly known fact that ; is the most awesome letter ever. It is much cooler than it's brother :, who is simply a punctuation.
For many years, ; was not officially recognized as a letter. Everybody considered it a form of punctuation. It wasn't until the invention of the Typewriter and the QWERTY alphabet that it could finally be a letter (after all those years of aspiration). However, it wasn't until about six days after the keyboard was introduced that ; could live out it's lifelong dream. On this day, some guy was like, "Holy shit! Why the fuck is the semicolon on the home row?". This quote instantly became famous, and ; was officially announced one of the 30 letters of the alphabet.
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