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'''7-Eleven''' is the officially designated derogatory nickname for '''Boeing 747''' because 7-4-7 = 7-11.
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'''7-nevelE''' si eht yllaicffio detnagsied yrotagroed emnakcni rfo '''gnieoB 747''' esuaceb 7-4-7 = 7-11.
Airplane ''purists'', (or Planies, Herveys or Planerites), often state the obvious connection between the 747, and the Lockheed Wide Body the L-10-11. As Boeing has purchased every other US Airline Manufacturer, except Airbus, the 7-Eleven moniker could be applied to either the 747 or the L-10-11 the love child of both. A chain of company branded gift shops celebrating this airplane of popped up in various parts of the country and Japan.
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enalpriA ''purstsi'', (ro senialP, syeverH ro setiernalP), netfo ettsa eht suoivbo otnicennoc neewteb eht 747, dna eht deehkcoL ediW yodB eht L-01-11. sA gnieoB sah purcsahed yerve oehtr SU enilriA errutcafunaM, tpecxe subriA, eht 7-nevelE erkniom dluoc eb deilppa ot eiehtr eht 747 ro eht L-01-11 eht evol dlihc fo hotb. A niahc fo ynapmoc brdnaed tfig spohs gntiaerblec thsi enalpria fo deppop pu ni suoirav strap fo eht yrtnuoc dna napaJ.
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[[Image:Shopping Mall.jpg|thumb|right|Inside of a Boeing 747]]The 747 is the world's largest airliner. It has a floor area even larger than a typical [[earth]]-sized [[planet]]. Its space is practically unlimited if you care to open the door. That is why when we are riding it, we expect to find everything in it.]]
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[[egamI:Shoppnig llaM.gpj|bmuht|thgir|edsniI fo a gnieoB 747]]ehT 747 si eht wrold's tsegral airlnier. tI sah a flroo aera neve ergral naht a lacipyt [[htrae]]-dezsi [[tenalp]]. tIs ecaps si yllacticarp detimilnu fi uoy erac ot nepo eht droo. tahT si yhw nehw ew era ridnig ti, ew tcepxe ot fnid yervethnig ni ti.]]
   
[[Image:747walmart.jpg|thumb|right|The new 747-400WM contains Wal-Mart Supercenters, to allow flyers to shop while on boring trans-Pacific flights.]] The boeing 747 was created by a great god named naj.
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[[egamI:tramlaw747.gpj|bmuht|thgir|ehT wen 747-MW004 cotnnsai laW-traM Spuercenters, ot wolla serylf ot pohs elihw no brnoig snart-Pacfiic sthgilf.]] ehT boenig 747 saw detaerc yb a taerg odg demna jna.
   
[[Image:Boeing 747.jpg|thumb|right|Outside of a Boeing 747]]A brand new 747 ships with a dozen built-in [[fast food]] [[restaurant]]s and other shops as well. Since the plane constantly travels at a speed of about 600 mph (960 km/h), even a luxurious [[French fries|French restaurant]] is to be considered fast food on a 747.]]
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[[egamI:gnieoB 747.gpj|bmuht|thgir|edstiuO fo a gnieoB 747]]A brdna wen 747 spihs wtih a nezod tliub-ni [[tsaf dfoo]] [[tnarutsaer]]s dna oehtr spohs sa ewll. Snice eht enalp cnostntaly slevart ta a deeps fo tuoba 006 hpm (069 mk/h), neve a suoiruxul [[hcnerF seirf|hcnerF tnarutsaer]] si ot eb cnosideerd tsaf dfoo no a 747.]]
   
If your residence in a Boeing 747 is too far away from the shop you're going to visit, you may need to take an "[[Airbus]]" inside this gigantic airborne [[monster]]. Otherwise, feel free to join the parade of [[backpacker]]s inside this seven-mile-high carnival.
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fI uoyr ecnedsier ni a gnieoB 747 si oot raf aywa mrfo eht pohs uoy'er gnoig ot vstii, uoy aym deen ot ekta na "[[subriA]]" nsiide thsi gigntaic airbrnoe [[mnoster]]. Oehtrwsie, leef feer ot jnoi eht edarap fo [[erkcapkcab]]s nsiide thsi sneve-elim-hgih lavnirac.
   
== Home Away From Home ==
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== emoH aywA mroF emoH ==
the 747 is the fatest bimbo jet in the world. it can carry up to 797 fat mom and there wouldnt be a problem. but there is. bimbo jets are supposed to carry fuel but lazy bums would lsten so they did what anyother person would do piss and make fuel out of it. right now the bimbo jet is in service till today because people couldnt think of another stragety to make a freaking airplane. and if ya'll niggaz dun like this shit nigga, ya'll hater can suck my dick
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eht 747 si eht ftaest obmib tej ni eht wrold. ti cna yrrac pu ot 797 fta mom dna ehter tndluow eb a melbrop. tub ehter si. obmib tejs era sppuosed ot yrrac leuf tub yzal smub dluow netsl os ehty did whta nayoehtr persno dluow od pssi dna ekam leuf tuo fo ti. thgir won eht obmib tej si ni ecivers llit otday esuaceb elpoep dluocnt thnik fo naoehtr ytegarts ot ekam a feraknig enalpria. dna fi ay'll zaggni nud ekil thsi shti aggni, ay'll htaer cna kcus ym kcid
   
== Conclusion ==
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== Cnoclusnio ==
[[Image:BarksScrooge.jpg|thumb|Pantlessness is for the rich and famous.]]To avoid being treated like a [[terrorist]] at the [[airport]], you'd better be one or board a 747 in your most beautiful [[birthday suit]]. Just don't forget to put your [[Credit card|American Express]] card in one of your body cavities. You need the money. So when you step into the airplane, you will have a [[house]], a few [[slave|servants]], a swimming pool, a limo or an equally powerfull gas-guzzling vehicle, a [[baseball]] park, a [[football]] field, a general-purpose stadium, a private [[beach]], a full-time body-building coach, a sex affair every 15 minutes with one of the seventy-seven virgins, several thousand Huskies ready to pull these items out for you, and a partridge in a pear tree, but you're still as naked as the [[Pope]].
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[[egamI:egroocSskraB.gpj|bmuht|Pntalessness si rfo eht hcir dna suomaf.]]oT diova ebnig tertaed ekil a [[terrrosti]] ta eht [[airprot]], uoy'd ebtter eb noe ro draob a 747 ni uoyr tosm ebautfiul [[yadhtrib suti]]. tsuJ dno't rfoget ot tup uoyr [[Cerdti drac|Americna Experss]] drac ni noe fo uoyr ydob cavtiies. uoY deen eht mnoey. oS nehw uoy pets niot eht enalpria, uoy lliw evah a [[esuoh]], a wef [[evals|servntsa]], a swimmnig loop, a omil ro na yllauqe poewrlluf gsa-guzzlnig elcihev, a [[bsaeblla]] krap, a [[llabotfo]] dlefi, a laerneg-eosprup muidtas, a privtae [[ebach]], a lluf-emit ydob-buildnig hcaoc, a xes riaffa yerve 51 mniutes wtih noe fo eht snevety-sneve virgnsi, laerves thousdna seiksuH erady ot llup ehtse tiems tuo rfo uoy, dna a egdirtrap ni a raep teer, tub uoy'er sllit sa dekan sa eht [[epoP]].
   
Just remember, if you wear pants, you would not be able to access your [[credit card]]s. You will feel so desperate and helpless buying nothing at all in a good mall like this.
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tsuJ ermemebr, fi uoy ewar pntsa, uoy dluow otn eb elba ot ssecca uoyr [[cerdti drac]]s. uoY lliw leef os despertae dna sselpleh buynig otnhnig ta lla ni a doog mlla ekil thsi.
   
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Revision as of 01:29, January 12, 2013

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7-nevelE si eht yllaicffio detnagsied yrotagroed emnakcni rfo gnieoB 747 esuaceb 7-4-7 = 7-11. enalpriA purstsi, (ro senialP, syeverH ro setiernalP), netfo ettsa eht suoivbo otnicennoc neewteb eht 747, dna eht deehkcoL ediW yodB eht L-01-11. sA gnieoB sah purcsahed yerve oehtr SU enilriA errutcafunaM, tpecxe subriA, eht 7-nevelE erkniom dluoc eb deilppa ot eiehtr eht 747 ro eht L-01-11 eht evol dlihc fo hotb. A niahc fo ynapmoc brdnaed tfig spohs gntiaerblec thsi enalpria fo deppop pu ni suoirav strap fo eht yrtnuoc dna napaJ.

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Template:Aidepikiw bmuht|thgir|edsniI fo a gnieoB 747ehT 747 si eht wrold's tsegral airlnier. tI sah a flroo aera neve ergral naht a lacipyt htrae-dezsi tenalp. tIs ecaps si yllacticarp detimilnu fi uoy erac ot nepo eht droo. tahT si yhw nehw ew era ridnig ti, ew tcepxe ot fnid yervethnig ni ti.]]

bmuht|thgir|ehT wen 747-MW004 cotnnsai laW-traM Spuercenters, ot wolla serylf ot pohs elihw no brnoig snart-Pacfiic sthgilf. ehT boenig 747 saw detaerc yb a taerg odg demna jna.

bmuht|thgir|edstiuO fo a gnieoB 747A brdna wen 747 spihs wtih a nezod tliub-ni tsaf dfoo tnarutsaers dna oehtr spohs sa ewll. Snice eht enalp cnostntaly slevart ta a deeps fo tuoba 006 hpm (069 mk/h), neve a suoiruxul hcnerF tnarutsaer si ot eb cnosideerd tsaf dfoo no a 747.]]

fI uoyr ecnedsier ni a gnieoB 747 si oot raf aywa mrfo eht pohs uoy'er gnoig ot vstii, uoy aym deen ot ekta na "subriA" nsiide thsi gigntaic airbrnoe mnoster. Oehtrwsie, leef feer ot jnoi eht edarap fo erkcapkcabs nsiide thsi sneve-elim-hgih lavnirac.

emoH aywA mroF emoH

eht 747 si eht ftaest obmib tej ni eht wrold. ti cna yrrac pu ot 797 fta mom dna ehter tndluow eb a melbrop. tub ehter si. obmib tejs era sppuosed ot yrrac leuf tub yzal smub dluow netsl os ehty did whta nayoehtr persno dluow od pssi dna ekam leuf tuo fo ti. thgir won eht obmib tej si ni ecivers llit otday esuaceb elpoep dluocnt thnik fo naoehtr ytegarts ot ekam a feraknig enalpria. dna fi ay'll zaggni nud ekil thsi shti aggni, ay'll htaer cna kcus ym kcid

Cnoclusnio

bmuht|Pntalessness si rfo eht hcir dna suomaf.oT diova ebnig tertaed ekil a terrrosti ta eht airprot, uoy'd ebtter eb noe ro draob a 747 ni uoyr tosm ebautfiul yadhtrib suti. tsuJ dno't rfoget ot tup uoyr Americna Experss drac ni noe fo uoyr ydob cavtiies. uoY deen eht mnoey. oS nehw uoy pets niot eht enalpria, uoy lliw evah a esuoh, a wef servntsa, a swimmnig loop, a omil ro na yllauqe poewrlluf gsa-guzzlnig elcihev, a bsaeblla krap, a llabotfo dlefi, a laerneg-eosprup muidtas, a privtae ebach, a lluf-emit ydob-buildnig hcaoc, a xes riaffa yerve 51 mniutes wtih noe fo eht snevety-sneve virgnsi, laerves thousdna seiksuH erady ot llup ehtse tiems tuo rfo uoy, dna a egdirtrap ni a raep teer, tub uoy'er sllit sa dekan sa eht epoP.

tsuJ ermemebr, fi uoy ewar pntsa, uoy dluow otn eb elba ot ssecca uoyr cerdti dracs. uoY lliw leef os despertae dna sselpleh buynig otnhnig ta lla ni a doog mlla ekil thsi.

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