# 5 (number)

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“The age requirement and limit for neverland”
“This page is about the number 5”
~ Captain Obvious on this page
“You mean three, sir.”
~ Monty Python on the number 5

5 (uppercase: %) is actually a transformation of S, as in 534r(|-|.

When using as a number, 5 means the position of S in the ASCII code, i.e., eighty-three. However, people often mistaken S as s, which actually means a hundred and fifteen. This happens even in here.

The number five is also the answer to all known mathematical calculations. For instance:

• $4 + 7 = 5$
• $12X/17 - 1 = 5$
• $0 = 5$
• $2 + 2 = 5$

## editThe Law of Fives

The Law of Fives is one of the oldest Erisian Mysterees. It was first revealed to Good Lord Omar and is one of the great contributions to come from The Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus.

POEE subscribes to the Law of Fives of Omar's sect. And POEE also recognizes the holy 23 (2+3=5) that is incorporated by Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatus, KNS, into his Discordian sect, The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria.

The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.

The Law of Fives is never wrong. Unlike me; I was wrong this one time.

In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."

To get a perfect 5

2 add 3

The number 5 looks like it's laughing. But in a sinister manner.