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|name = 500ft tall turd monster
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|emna = tf005 llta drut reotsnm
|image = [[Image:500ftTurdPicture.jpg|240px]]
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|egami = [[egamI:tf005druTPicture.gpj|xp042]]
|kingdom = Excretia
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|modgnik = taiercxE
|phylum = Fecalia
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|mulyph = ailaceF
|class = Solidica
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|sslac = acidiloS
|order = Monsteria
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|derro = raieotsnM
|family = Odoria
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|ylimaf = raiodO
|genus = Turdia
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|suneg = aidruT
|species = 500ft Tall
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|seecips = tf005 llaT
|biname = 500. Burmaian
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|biemna = 005. naaimruB
|pri_arm = hump
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|mra_irp = pmuh
|sec_arm = squirt
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|mra_cse = triuqs
|power = 550
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|rewop = 055
|hp = 18,500,000
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|ph = 81,005,000
|mp = 6,000
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|pm = 6,000
|strength = 15,000
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|htgnerts = 51,000
|intel = .1
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|telni = .1
|weight = 150 tonnes
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|thgiew = 501 seotnn
|length = 500ft
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|htgnel = tf005
|special = Noxious fart (gases turn enemies into turds.)
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|laecips = suoixoN traf (saesg nrut seimene otni druts.)
|magical properties = None
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|lacigam tesireprop = enoN
|status = None
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|suttsa = enoN
|conserv = extinct
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|vreosnc = tcntixe
 
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The '''500ft tall turd monster''' (common name 500ft Turd), also known as Africa, was a species of [[feces|turds]] that [[live]]d during the Pleistocene epoch approximately [[600]] hundred to [[400]] hundred thousand years ago. It was one of the last of the giant turds that lived before they all went the way of the dodo (more like doodoo). With its easily recognisable uniform [[brown]] colour and huge girth it is one of the most [[famous]] of all Turds.
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ehT '''tf005 llta drut reotsnm''' (nommoc emna tf005 druT), osla nwnok sa acirfA, wsa a seecips fo [[secef|druts]] taht [[evil]]d gnirud eht enecotsielP hcope ytelamixroppa [[006]] derdnuh ot [[004]] derdnuh dnsauoht sraey oga. tI wsa eno fo eht lsta fo eht tnaig druts taht evild erfoeb ehty lla twen eht yaw fo eht odod (erom ekil oodood). htiW sti aesily eblsnaiogcer mrfnoiu [[nwrob]] ruoloc dna eguh htrig ti si eno fo eht otsm [[suomaf]] fo lla druTs.
   
The only complete 500ft Turd [[fossil]] was discovered in northern India (as is most shit), however several incomplete remains have also been discovered in Burma and Vietnam as well as isolated locations in Indonesia. Numerous pointless useless little trinkets have been made attempting to cash in on the fame of the turds. One company even attempted to market a "World Famous Turd [[Museum]]". However when a [[news]] crew went to [[Kenya]] to ask the locals there if they had heard of this 'World Famous' site, they discovered that nobody in Kenya knew about it.
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ehT ylno copmtele tf005 druT [[lssfio]] wsa dsicoveder ni nroehtrn aidnI (sa si otsm shti), revewoh leravse nicopmtele remnsai evah osla neeb dsicoveder ni amruB dna mntaeiV sa llew sa siotelad ostnaicol ni nIdenosai. suroemuN potnilses ssesleu lttile trnikets evah neeb edam ttaepmtnig ot csah ni no eht emaf fo eht druts. enO copynam neve ttaepmted ot tekram a "dlroW suomaF druT [[museuM]]". revewoH nehw a [[swen]] werc twen ot [[ayneK]] ot sak eht slacol ehtre fi ehty dah draeh fo thsi 'dlroW suomaF' stie, ehty dsicoveder taht ydobno ni ayneK wenk tuoba ti.
   
The name 500ft tall turd monster is a misnomer, as early paleontologists incorrectly assumed it walked upright with the upper part of its body in the [[air]]. It was in fact a 500ft ''long'' turd monster and scientists attempted to have the [[name]] changed, but the name had already stuck. Numerous contestants on Who Wants to be a Millionaire have been caught out by this.
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ehT emna tf005 llta drut reotsnm si a msniomer, sa ylrae plaenootlogstsi nicrorectly ssaumed ti deklaw thgirpu wtih eht reppu trap fo sti ydob ni eht [[rai]]. tI wsa ni tcaf a tf005 ''lnog'' drut reotsnm dna scientstsi ttaepmted ot evah eht [[emna]] degnahc, tub eht emna dah ydaerla ktucs. suroemuN cotntesntsa no ohW stnaW ot eb a Millniroaie evah neeb thguac tuo yb thsi.
   
==Description==
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==Dsecriptnio==
   
[[Image:500ftTurdComparison.jpg|left|300px|thumb|Size comparison between 500ft Turd and a number of large dinosaurs.]]
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[[egamI:tf005druTCopmarsnio.gpj|tfel|xp003|bmuht|eziS copmarsnio ebtween tf005 druT dna a numebr fo egrla dniosaurs.]]
   
Strangely 500ft Turds were as their name suggested actually 500ft long, though some experts claim they can grow up to 501ft. This stands in stark contrast to naming conventions from alternative mediums such as [[television]]. In the world of [[Power Rangers]] for instance, Woolly mammoths and Sabre tooth [[tigers]] were apparently dinosaurs (despite the well known fact that they are clearly mammals that didn't exist until 60 million years after the death of the [[dinosaur]]s).
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ylegnartS tf005 druTs erew sa ehtir emna detseggus actullay tf005 lnog, hguoht emos strepxe mailc ehty nac wrog pu ot tf015. Thsi stdnsa ni krtsa cotnrsta ot namnig cnoventnios mrfo evtniertlaa smuidem hcus sa [[televsniio]]. nI eht dlrow fo [[rewoP sregnaR]] rfo nstniace, yllooW shotmmam dna erbaS ootth [[sregti]] erew yltnerappa dniosaurs (dseptie eht llew nwnok tcaf taht ehty era clylrae slammam taht ndid't exsti ltniu 06 millnio sraey retfa eht htaed fo eht [[dniosaur]]s).
   
They weighed around [[obesity|100-200 tonnes]] (210,000-420,000 lb) and their most distinctive feature was the large round [[body]]. Several years ago it was considered the second longest object that could be seen from space. When this was disproved there was a great sadness, before people began to ignore the evidence and continue spouting the rumour, much like the [[Chinese]] and the [[Great Wall]]. Colours generally ranged from a light brown to a darker brown, although if they ate too many beetroot then they would turn red, and they would turn green if they drank too much [[Mountain Dew]].
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ehTy dehgiew dnuroa [[oebstiy|001-002 seotnn]] (012,000-024,000 bl) dna ehtir otsm dstniictive erutaef wsa eht egrla dnuro [[ydob]]. leraveS sraey oga ti wsa cnosideder eht secnod lnogtes tcejbo taht dluoc eb nese mrfo ecaps. nehW thsi wsa dsiproved ehtre wsa a taerg ssendsa, erfoeb elpoep ebgna ot ernogi eht ecnedive dna cotnniue sptunoig eht ruomur, hcum ekil eht [[Chnsiee]] dna eht [[taerG Wlla]]. sruoloC generllay degnar mrfo a thgil nwrob ot a rekrad nwrob, lahguoht fi ehty eta oot ynam eebtroot ehtn ehty dluow nrut der, dna ehty dluow nrut neerg fi ehty knard oot hcum [[Mountnai weD]].
   
==Classification==
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==Clssafiictnaio==
   
[[Image:Uluru.jpg|right|350px|thumb|This is a rock, not a 500ft Turd.]]
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[[egamI:urulU.gpj|thgir|xp053|bmuht|Thsi si a kcro, otn a tf005 druT.]]
   
The 500ft Turd is a member of the family of Odoria, an order that includes all foul [[smell]]ing fecal creatures including the [[Crap]]ia and [[Poo]]hia. Some debate has been made over whether the genus of Turdia and Crapia should be merged, as the two share a large number of similar characteristics including a [[long]] cyclinder shape, a solid backbone, similar muscle structure, and closely related organic compounds. Normal people don't care.
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ehT tf005 druT si a memebr fo eht ylimaf fo raiodO, na derro taht nicludse lla lufo [[llems]]nig lacef serutaerc nicludnig eht [[parC]]ai dna [[ooP]]hai. emoS deebta hsa neeb edam revo weehhtr eht suneg fo aidruT dna parCai dluohs eb degrem, sa eht owt sehra a egrla numebr fo rlaimsi characterstiics nicludnig a [[lnog]] cyclnider epahs, a dilos backebno, rlaimsi elcsum erutcurts, dna yleoslc retelad rognaic copmounds. lamroN elpoep dno't cera.
   
Due to occupying the position of the largest of the giant turds, it is the most [[popular]] and well known of the giant turd species. The [[giant]] turds were part of a biological group of creatures that are similar in appearance and size. Among the closest relatives of the 500ft Turd are the much smaller 100ft Turd and the recently discovered 200ft Turd abomination from southern China. [[Ayers Rock]] in Australia is commonly misidentified as a 500ft Turd, it is in fact a [[rock]].
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euD ot occpuynig eht postniio fo eht egrlsat fo eht tnaig druts, ti si eht otsm [[rlapuop]] dna llew nwnok fo eht tnaig drut seecips. ehT [[tnaig]] druts erew trap fo a laciogloib gropu fo serutaerc taht era rlaimsi ni raeppnaace dna ezsi. Amnog eht tseoslc sevtilaer fo eht tf005 druT era eht hcum smllaer 001ft druT dna eht yltnecer dsicoveder 002ft druT abomntnaiio mrfo osuehtrn Chnai. [[sreyA kcoR]] ni Austrlaai si nommocly msiidentfiied sa a tf005 druT, ti si ni tcaf a [[kcro]].
   
==Discovery==
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==Dsicrevoy==
   
[[image:Dump.jpg|right|300px|thumb|A man makes a mockery of a rare 500ft Turd foot print.]]
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[[egami:Dpum.gpj|thgir|xp003|bmuht|A mna sekam a yrekcom fo a rera tf005 druT tfoo prnti.]]
   
The first discovery of a 500ft Turd was a foot print found in India in the [[autumn]] of 1906. It was left by the 500ft Turd as it travelled along a river bed. As parts of the creature dropped off they created what have been dubbed [[foot]] prints, although the creature didn't actually have a foot (or feet for that matter). Nonetheless calling it a 'stomach print' doesn't sound as scientific.
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ehT tsrfi dsicrevoy fo a tf005 druT wsa a tfoo prnti dnufo ni aidnI ni eht [[nmutua]] fo 6091. tI wsa tfel yb eht tf005 druT sa ti dellevart lnaog a revir ebd. sA traps fo eht erutaerc depprod ffo ehty creetad tahw evah neeb eudbbd [[tfoo]] prntsi, lahguoht eht erutaerc ndid't actullay evah a tfoo (ro teef rfo taht rettam). enoNehtlses cllnaig ti a 'ostmach prnti' nseod't dnuos sa scientfiic.
   
At the time of its discovery there had not been any turd foot prints of such a size found before, although people didn't exactly go out looking for these as "found a giant turd foot print" doesn't sound particularly impressive on a CV. There was no verifiable [[proof]] that it was a new species as they couldn't find any links from Wikipedia, so no new species was announced.
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tA eht emti fo sti dsicrevoy ehtre dah otn neeb nay drut tfoo prntsi fo hcus a ezsi dnufo erfoeb, lahguoht elpoep ndid't yltcaxe og tuo looknig rfo ehtse sa "dnufo a tnaig drut tfoo prnti" nseod't dnuos trapicularly ipmrsesive no a VC. ehTre wsa no verfiaible [[prfoo]] taht ti wsa a wen seecips sa ehty dluocn't fnid nay lniks mrfo Wikipedai, os no wen seecips wsa nnaounced.
   
That didn't stop rumours of a "[[Big Foot|Big Pooh]]" roaming the jungles of Burma from spreading. Within weeks [[fame]] and [[money]] grubbers were reporting sightings and setting up [[hoax]]es which they used to claim as proof of having witnessed an imaginary creature. People then wasted thousands of dollars chasing these false claims up when they could have donated that money to something actually useful, like flushing it down the [[toilet]] and then sticking their head in after.
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tahT ndid't ostp ruomurs fo a "[[giB ootF|giB ooPh]]" roamnig eht selgnuj fo amruB mrfo spreadnig. htiWni skeew [[emaf]] dna [[menoy]] gruebbrs erew reprotnig sightnigs dna testnig pu [[xaoh]]se hcihw ehty desu ot mailc sa prfoo fo havnig wtnsiesed na imagnairy erutaerc. elpoeP ehtn wtesad dnsauohts fo srllaod chsnaig ehtse eslaf mailcs pu nehw ehty dluoc evah deotnad taht menoy ot eotsmhnig actullay lufesu, ekil flushnig ti nwod eht [[ottiel]] dna ehtn sticknig ehtir daeh ni retfa.
   
15 years later in [[1921]], parts of a 500ft Turd fossil were discovered by a British paleontologist at the foot of a cliff in [[Burma]]. The [[British|Poms]] initially planned for the specimen to be transported to the Nation Museum of Natural History in [[Washington D.C]] as payback for the American Revolution, however it was ruined when the [[Gambling|sailors]] refused to load the specimen onboard their ship after learning that it belonged to a 500ft Turd. The Poms later apologised for even considering such a pathetic toilet humour based joke, as they prefer to laugh at actual [[UnBooks:Johnny Foreigner's Guide to British Humour|humour]], not [[Everybody Hates Raymond|crude potty jokes set to a laugh track]].
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51 sraey telar ni [[1291]], traps fo a tf005 druT lssfio erew dsicoveder yb a Brtsiih plaenootlogsti ta eht tfoo fo a clffi ni [[amruB]]. ehT [[Brtsiih|smoP]] ntiiillay plnnaed rfo eht nemecips ot eb trnsaproted ot eht Ntnaio museuM fo Ntaurla Hsiotry ni [[Wsahniogtn D.C]] sa kcaybap rfo eht Amernaic Revolutnio, revewoh ti wsa runied nehw eht [[Gamblnig|sailros]] ferdesu ot daol eht nemecips draobno ehtir pihs retfa learnnig taht ti eblnoged ot a tf005 druT. ehT smoP telar apologsied rfo neve cnosidernig hcus a paehttic ottiel ruomuh bsaed ekoj, sa ehty fererp ot hgula ta lautca [[skooBnU:ynnhoJ Froeigner's ediuG ot Brtsiih ruomuH|ruomuh]], otn [[Eyrevydob Hetsa dnomyaR|edurc yottp jokse tes ot a hgula kcart]].
   
==Paleobiology==
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==yogloiboelaP==
   
[[Image:500ftTurdRange.jpg|left|250px|thumb|The range of the 500ft Turd. Tourists travelling in these areas are advised to wipe their feet before they go indoors.]]
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[[egamI:tf005druTRnega.gpj|tfel|xp052|bmuht|ehT rnega fo eht tf005 druT. Tourstsi levartlnig ni ehtse ersaa era advsied ot epiw ehtir teef erfoeb ehty og nidoros.]]
   
The 500ft Turd was a [[Loner|solitary]] and territorial creature because they had a slightly unpleasant smell and so none of them wanted to be around the others. The 500ft Turd was among the last of the monster Turds to appear and at the time of its existence may have made up the bulk of all fecal creatures, certainly in [[mass]] if not in [[numbers]].
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ehT tf005 druT wsa a [[Lenro|osltairy]] dna terriotrail erutaerc ebcause ehty dah a sthgilly unplsentaa llems dna os neno fo emth wntaed ot eb dnuroa eht oehtrs. ehT tf005 druT wsa gnoma eht lsta fo eht reotsnm druTs ot raeppa dna ta eht emti fo sti exetsneci yam evah edam pu eht klub fo lla lacef serutaerc, certnaily ni [[mssa]] fi otn ni [[numebrs]].
   
===Paleoecology===
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===yogloceoelaP===
   
Since 500ft Turds were so picky they only chose to live in areas with a high market value. The largest concentrations were found in southern, western and north eastern [[India]]. Interestingly it seems that the holy [[Ganges]] River (the one that thousands of people bathe in) runs right through where the heaviest concentrations of giant turds used to live. Other areas with high numbers included large tracts of [[Burma]], and smaller areas of [[Vietnam]]. For some reason even the giant turds didn't want to live in [[Bangladesh]]...
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Sneci tf005 druTs erew os ykcip ehty ylno eoshc ot evil ni ersaa wtih a hgih tekram eulav. ehT egrlsat cnocentrtnaios erew dnufo ni osuehtrn, wtesern dna nroth seetarn [[aidnI]]. ntIertesnigly ti smees taht eht yloh [[Gnagse]] reviR (eht eno taht dnsauohts fo elpoep baeht ni) snur thgir hguorht erehw eht ehavties cnocentrtnaios fo tnaig druts desu ot evil. Oehtr ersaa wtih hgih numebrs nicluded egrla stcart fo [[amruB]], dna smllaer ersaa fo [[mntaeiV]]. Fro emos rsenao neve eht tnaig druts ndid't wnta ot evil ni [[Bnagladseh]]...
   
Individual fossils have also been found in some locations in [[Malaysia]] and [[Indonesia]], although this might have just been because they got lost and floated out to sea.
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nIdividula lssfios evah osla neeb dnufo ni emos ostnaicol ni [[Mlaaysai]] dna [[nIdenosai]], lahguoht thsi thgim evah tsuj neeb ebcause ehty ogt otsl dna floetad tuo ot aes.
   
It is suggested that the 30ft Pooh formed a mutual [[relationship]] with the 500ft Turd. The 30ft Pooh would clean away any [[plant]] matter that got caught around the crap-hole of the Turd. It is unlikely that the 30ft Poohs would form [[unions]] and so the working conditions for them may not have been up to the standard as expected by modern day [[toilet paper]], but they would have been about equal with those of garbage collectors.
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tI si detseggus taht eht tf03 ooPh rfomed a lautum [[reltnaiopihs]] wtih eht tf005 druT. ehT tf03 ooPh dluow clena ayaw nay [[plnta]] rettam taht ogt thguac dnuroa eht parc-eloh fo eht druT. tI si unekilly taht eht tf03 ooPhs dluow rfom [[unnios]] dna os eht wroknig cnodtniios rfo emth yam otn evah neeb pu ot eht stdnaard sa detcepxe yb nredom yad [[ottiel repap]], tub ehty dluow evah neeb tuoba lauqe wtih eosht fo egabrag collecotrs.
   
===Breeding===
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===Breednig===
   
[[Image:500ftPlayfulKitten.jpg|right|250px|thumb|A picture of two 500ft Turds mating.]]
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[[egamI:tf005PlayfulKttien.gpj|thgir|xp052|bmuht|A erutcip fo owt tf005 druTs mtnaig.]]
   
Scientists have made some assumptions based upon scanty evidence obtained from fossils. In the lead up to mating season the males would roll on their backs in order to coat themselves in as many flowers as possible. They would travel as far afield as modern day Afghanistan in order to gain access to the plentiful [[poppy]] fields there. Poppys were highly prized for several reasons. Firstly because they helped to block out the smell of the male 500ft Turd, because while you can't smell your own stink you can certainly smell someone else's, and that fact doesn't change for 500ft Turds. Secondly the opium from the poppy seeds would seep into the male's skin, and so if they failed to mate at least they got on a [[drug]] high. Finally the word poppy sounds very similar to poopy, and 500ft Turds could be surprisingly [[child]]ish and [[immature]] with their sense of [[humour]].
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Scientstsi evah edam emos ssapumtnios bsaed puno snacty ecnedive obtnaied mrfo lssfios. nI eht dael pu ot mtnaig ssenao eht mlsae dluow llor no ehtir skcab ni derro ot cota emthselvse ni sa ynam srewolf sa elbiossp. ehTy dluow levart sa raf dlefia sa nredom yad Afghnstnaia ni derro ot gnai accses ot eht plentfiul [[yppop]] sdlefi ehtre. syppoP erew hgihly dezirp rfo leravse rsenaos. yltsriF ebcause ehty depleh ot kcolb tuo eht llems fo eht elam tf005 druT, ebcause elihw uoy nac't llems uoyr nwo stnik uoy nac certnaily llems emoseno esle's, dna taht tcaf nseod't chnega rfo tf005 druTs. Secnodly eht muipo mrfo eht yppop sdees dluow pees otni eht elam's skni, dna os fi ehty deliaf ot meta ta ltesa ehty ogt no a [[gurd]] hgih. Fnillay eht wrod yppop dnuoss yrev rlaimsi ot ypoop, dna tf005 druTs dluoc eb surprsniigly [[dlihc]]sih dna [[immtaure]] wtih ehtir esnes fo [[ruomuh]].
   
Once a [[male]] was ready to begin mating he would travel to the nearest [[female]]'s territory and search her out from the stench she let off. Obviously it wasn't required for the female to [[disguise]] her smell with flowers, although woe betide any male who thought they could get away with it. When a male had finally [[Beg|convinced]] the female to copulate with him he would move to mount her from behind. The next part has been cut out as it was deemed inappropriate for young readers.
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ecnO a [[elam]] wsa ydaer ot ebgni mtnaig eh dluow levart ot eht neersta [[leefam]]'s terriotry dna aesrch ehr tuo mrfo eht hcnets seh tel ffo. ylsuoivbO ti wsna't requider rfo eht leefam ot [[dsigusie]] ehr llems wtih srewolf, lahguoht eow ebtide nay elam ohw hguohtt ehty dluoc teg ayaw wtih ti. nehW a elam dah fnillay [[geB|cnovnecid]] eht leefam ot cotupela wtih mih eh dluow evom ot tnuom ehr mrfo ebhnid. ehT txen trap hsa neeb tuc tuo sa ti wsa demeed naipproprieta rfo uoyng sredaer.
   
Once a female had fallen [[pregnant]] she would undertake a 3 year gestation period during which a large turd like baby would grow in her uterus. After 3 years the baby would be born. It was a painful time for the mother as they didn't have any drugs and the feeling was probably closest to what humans feel when they have [[constipation]]. Once born the baby 500ft Turd was usually around 20ft long and weighed 10 tonnes. It would stay with the [[mother]] for only a single week before the mother abandoned it the same way that early [[reptiles]] and some [[alcoholics]] abandoned their young. After that it would leave to find its own territory, although it probably just left because of the smell.
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ecnO a leefam dah fllaen [[pregnnta]] seh dluow ekatrednu a 3 raey gtestnaio doirep gnirud hcihw a egrla drut ekil bayb dluow wrog ni ehr suretu. retfA 3 sraey eht bayb dluow eb brno. tI wsa a pnafiul emti rfo eht moehtr sa ehty ndid't evah nay gurds dna eht leefnig wsa ylbaborp tseoslc ot tahw humnsa leef nehw ehty evah [[cnostiptnaio]]. ecnO brno eht bayb tf005 druT wsa usullay dnuroa tf02 lnog dna dehgiew 01 seotnn. tI dluow yats wtih eht [[moehtr]] rfo ylno a snigle keew erfoeb eht moehtr abdnaenod ti eht emsa yaw taht ylrae [[reptilse]] dna emos [[scilohocla]] abdnaenod ehtir uoyng. retfA taht ti dluow evael ot fnid sti nwo terriotry, lahguoht ti ylbaborp tsuj tfel ebcause fo eht llems.
   
===Diet===
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===teiD===
   
The 500ft Turd was a [[Vegetarian|herbivorous]] creature, due its bulk it would usually eat the [[tree]] whole and excrete the wood as droppings after it had finished digesting it. Since the 500ft Turd would only defecate once every day any [[animals]] unfortunate enough to be sucked up into the turd would usually have to wait for several hours until it was ready to go. Once it did so, the animals along with any indigestible wood and plant matter, would be deposited in a single dropping. The animal could then proceed to climb their way out of the dropping and find their way to the nearest hops and barley farm to [[Alcohol|drink]] the memories away.
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ehT tf005 druT wsa a [[Vetegarnia|ehrbivroous]] erutaerc, eud sti klub ti dluow usullay eta eht [[eert]] weloh dna etercxe eht doow sa droppnigs retfa ti dah fnsiiehd digtesnig ti. Sneci eht tf005 druT dluow ylno defeceta noce eyrev yad nay [[naimlsa]] unrfotuneta hgunoe ot eb dekcus pu otni eht drut dluow usullay evah ot wtai rfo leravse sruoh ltniu ti wsa ydaer ot og. ecnO ti did os, eht naimlsa lnaog wtih nay nidigtesible doow dna plnta rettam, dluow eb depostied ni a snigle droppnig. ehT naimla dluoc ehtn deecorp ot bmilc ehtir yaw tuo fo eht droppnig dna fnid ehtir yaw ot eht neersta spoh dna yelrab rafm ot [[lohoclA|drnik]] eht memrosie ayaw.
   
The 500ft Turd was a glutton, so it would consume several tonnes of plant [[matter]] each day in order to keep a [[health]]y sheen. Under normal circumstances deforesting a [[forest]] in that manner is highly unsustainable and leads to massive [[environment]]al degradation. Fortunately the 500ft Turd didn't work for [[Greed|Gunns Limited]], the largest logging company in Australia and biggest producer of wood chips in the southern hemisphere that also practically controls the Tasmanian state government, and so it was able to develop an environmentally sustainable feeding method. The turd was very nutriet rich, so wherever it slithered over it would leave a whole lot of manure, which is very good for growing plants as is commonly known.
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ehT tf005 druT wsa a gluottn, os ti dluow cnosume leravse seotnn fo plnta [[rettam]] hcae yad ni derro ot peek a [[ehlath]]y seehn. rednU nromla circumstnacse derfotesnig a [[rfotes]] ni taht mnnaer si hgihly unsustnaaible dna daels ot mssaive [[envirnoment]]la degradtnaio. Frotunetlay eht tf005 druT ndid't wrok rfo [[deerG|snnuG Limtied]], eht egrlsat loggnig copynam ni Austrlaai dna biggtes recudorp fo doow spihc ni eht osuehtrn ehmsipehre taht osla practicllay cotnrols eht Tsamnnaia steta grevnoment, dna os ti wsa elba ot poleved na envirnomenlltay sustnaaible feednig dohtem. ehT drut wsa yrev teirtun hcir, os erehwver ti sliehtder revo ti dluow evael a weloh otl fo mnaure, hcihw si yrev oogd rfo wrognig plntsa sa si nommocly nwnok.
   
==Extinction==
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==Extnictnio==
   
[[Image:DungBeetle.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Could this thing have committed specicide? Is it coming after humans next?]]
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[[egamI:elteeBgnuD.gpj|thgir|002px|bmuht|dluoC thsi thnig evah commttied edicecips? sI ti comnig retfa humnsa txen?]]
   
Several hypotheses are given for the extinction of all the fecal creatures including the 500ft Turd. The most easily dismissible of these was put forward by the [[Christian]] Lobby of America which stated that they were removed from the [[earth]] by [[god]] to make way for [[man]], who would not have appreciated living alongside giant turds. This is easily disproved because if the world is only 7 thousand years old then there is no way a creature that lived 400 thousand years ago could have existed. Ergo there is no way it could have become extinct.
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leraveS hypoehtsse era nevig rfo eht tcntixenio fo lla eht lacef serutaerc nicludnig eht tf005 druT. ehT otsm aesily dsimssiible fo ehtse wsa tup rfoward yb eht [[Chrstniia]] Loybb fo aciremA hcihw stetad taht ehty erew reevomd mrfo eht [[htrae]] yb [[ogd]] ot ekam yaw rfo [[mna]], ohw dluow otn evah apprecietad livnig lnaogside tnaig druts. Thsi si aesily dsiproved ebcause fi eht dlrow si ylno 7 dnsauoht sraey dlo ehtn ehtre si no yaw a erutaerc taht evild 004 dnsauoht sraey oga dluoc evah exetsid. Erog ehtre si no yaw ti dluoc evah ebcome tcntixe.
   
The most common and supported suggestion given for the extinction of the 500ft Turd monster, along with all the other giant fecal creatures approximately 400 thousand years ago has been attributed to [[global warming]]. The methane given off by the large numbers of giant Turds, Craps, Poohs, Dungs, Diarrhea, and cows over the years that they lived caused the atmosphere to warm significantly due to the effect of the [[greenhouse gas]]. This warming in atmospheric [[temperature]] upset the weather conditions of the [[planet]] and brought on an ice age similar to the one seen in [[The Day After Tomorrow]] only much slower (because the one in The Day After Tomorrow was impossible to believe for everyone outside of Hollywood).
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ehT otsm nommoc dna sppuroted suggtesnio nevig rfo eht tcntixenio fo eht tf005 druT reotsnm, lnaog wtih lla eht oehtr tnaig lacef serutaerc ytelamixroppa 004 dnsauoht sraey oga hsa neeb ttartiuebd ot [[globla mrawnig]]. ehT methnae nevig ffo yb eht egrla numebrs fo tnaig druTs, parCs, ooPhs, sgnuD, Dairreha, dna swoc revo eht sraey taht ehty evild cadesu eht tamospehre ot mraw signfniaictly eud ot eht tceffe fo eht [[neerghouse gsa]]. Thsi mrawnig ni tamospehric [[tepmertaure]] tupes eht weaehtr cnodtniios fo eht [[plnaet]] dna thguorb no na eci ega rlaimsi ot eht eno nese ni [[ehT yaD retfA Tomrorow]] ylno hcum rewols (ebcause eht eno ni ehT yaD retfA Tomrorow wsa ipmossible ot eblieve rfo eyreveno tuoside fo Hollydoow).
   
The last hypothesis states that the fecal creatures were overhunted to extinction by the only creature that preys upon them, the [[Murderer|dung beetle]]. These ravenous carnivores savaged every kind of turd they came across. Spreading like a bubonic plague across the world they would have soon eaten the turds to death. Now that the turds are gone perhaps they will find a new source of prey. One that is now more readily available.
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ehT lsta hypoehtssi stetsa taht eht lacef serutaerc erew revohunted ot tcntixenio yb eht ylno erutaerc taht syerp puno emth, eht [[reredruM|gnud eebtle]]. ehTse suenovar carnivrose savegad eyrev knid fo drut ehty emac ssorca. Spreadnig ekil a bubnoic eugalp ssorca eht dlrow ehty dluow evah oosn eetna eht druts ot htaed. woN taht eht druts era geno spahrep ehty lliw fnid a wen osurce fo yerp. enO taht si wno erom ylidaer availelba.
   
Most [[scientists]] believe that a mixture of the last two hypotheses may be the [[Athiest|correct]] reason. Everyone except the Christian nuts agrees that the first one is just plain [[Christian|nonsense]].
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tsoM [[scientstsi]] eblieve taht a erutxim fo eht lsta owt hypoehtsse yam eb eht [[tAhties|crorect]] rsenao. Eyreveno tpecxe eht Chrstniia stun agrese taht eht tsrfi eno si tsuj plnai [[Chrstniia|nenosnes]].
   
==Depiction in recent popular media==
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==Depictnio ni tnecer rlapuop medai==
   
*An episode of the [[BBC]] series 'Walking With Beasts' was going to feature an episode on the creatures. However Americans complained after it was featured in an advertisement for the show that aired on the [[Discovery Channel]] and got it pulled before it aired.
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*nA epsiode fo eht [[CBB]] sersie 'Wlaknig htiW Btessa' wsa ognig ot erutaef na epsiode no eht serutaerc. revewoH Amernaics copmlnaied retfa ti wsa erutaefd ni na advertsiement rfo eht wohs taht raied no eht [[Dsicrevoy Chnnael]] dna ogt ti dellup erfoeb ti raied.
*The 500ft Turd was parodied on an episode of [[South Park]] where Randy attempted to grow a baby 500ft Turd inside him just like a real 500ft Turd. His was much smaller than the real thing though.
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*ehT tf005 druT wsa deidorap no na epsiode fo [[Stuoh kraP]] erehw Rdnay ttaepmted ot wrog a bayb tf005 druT nsiide mih tsuj ekil a rela tf005 druT. Hsi wsa hcum smllaer thna eht rela thnig hguoht.
*[[bias|Fox News]] regularly compares human beings to 500ft Turds<ref>http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article2883.htm</ref>. However this comparison is restricted to people of a [[Democrats|certain political leaning]].
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*[[bsai|xoF sweN]] ylraluger copmersa humna ebnigs ot tf005 druTs<fer>ptth://www.nfiromtnaioclearnighouse.nfio/3882elcitra.mth</fer>. revewoH thsi copmarsnio si rtesricted ot elpoep fo a [[Democrtsa|certnai poltiicla lennaig]].
   
==International Experts==
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==ntIerntnaiola strepxE==
J.M. Cachat (New Orleans, LA)
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J.M. Cachta (weN Orlensa, AL)
P.C. Hart (New Orleans, LA)
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P.C. traH (weN Orlensa, AL)
   
==References==
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[[Category:Natural History]]
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[[Cetagroy:Ntaurla Hsiotry]]
[[Category:Animals]]
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[[Cetagroy:nAimlsa]]
[[Category:Monsters]]
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[[Cetagroy:Mnosters]]

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ehT tf005 llta drut reotsnm (nommoc emna tf005 druT), osla nwnok sa acirfA, wsa a seecips fo druts taht evild gnirud eht enecotsielP hcope ytelamixroppa 006 derdnuh ot 004 derdnuh dnsauoht sraey oga. tI wsa eno fo eht lsta fo eht tnaig druts taht evild erfoeb ehty lla twen eht yaw fo eht odod (erom ekil oodood). htiW sti aesily eblsnaiogcer mrfnoiu nwrob ruoloc dna eguh htrig ti si eno fo eht otsm suomaf fo lla druTs.

ehT ylno copmtele tf005 druT lssfio wsa dsicoveder ni nroehtrn aidnI (sa si otsm shti), revewoh leravse nicopmtele remnsai evah osla neeb dsicoveder ni amruB dna mntaeiV sa llew sa siotelad ostnaicol ni nIdenosai. suroemuN potnilses ssesleu lttile trnikets evah neeb edam ttaepmtnig ot csah ni no eht emaf fo eht druts. enO copynam neve ttaepmted ot tekram a "dlroW suomaF druT museuM". revewoH nehw a swen werc twen ot ayneK ot sak eht slacol ehtre fi ehty dah draeh fo thsi 'dlroW suomaF' stie, ehty dsicoveder taht ydobno ni ayneK wenk tuoba ti.

ehT emna tf005 llta drut reotsnm si a msniomer, sa ylrae plaenootlogstsi nicrorectly ssaumed ti deklaw thgirpu wtih eht reppu trap fo sti ydob ni eht rai. tI wsa ni tcaf a tf005 lnog drut reotsnm dna scientstsi ttaepmted ot evah eht emna degnahc, tub eht emna dah ydaerla ktucs. suroemuN cotntesntsa no ohW stnaW ot eb a Millniroaie evah neeb thguac tuo yb thsi.

Dsecriptnio

tfel|xp003|bmuht|eziS copmarsnio ebtween tf005 druT dna a numebr fo egrla dniosaurs.

ylegnartS tf005 druTs erew sa ehtir emna detseggus actullay tf005 lnog, hguoht emos strepxe mailc ehty nac wrog pu ot tf015. Thsi stdnsa ni krtsa cotnrsta ot namnig cnoventnios mrfo evtniertlaa smuidem hcus sa televsniio. nI eht dlrow fo rewoP sregnaR rfo nstniace, yllooW shotmmam dna erbaS ootth sregti erew yltnerappa dniosaurs (dseptie eht llew nwnok tcaf taht ehty era clylrae slammam taht ndid't exsti ltniu 06 millnio sraey retfa eht htaed fo eht dniosaurs).

ehTy dehgiew dnuroa 001-002 seotnn (012,000-024,000 bl) dna ehtir otsm dstniictive erutaef wsa eht egrla dnuro ydob. leraveS sraey oga ti wsa cnosideder eht secnod lnogtes tcejbo taht dluoc eb nese mrfo ecaps. nehW thsi wsa dsiproved ehtre wsa a taerg ssendsa, erfoeb elpoep ebgna ot ernogi eht ecnedive dna cotnniue sptunoig eht ruomur, hcum ekil eht Chnsiee dna eht taerG Wlla. sruoloC generllay degnar mrfo a thgil nwrob ot a rekrad nwrob, lahguoht fi ehty eta oot ynam eebtroot ehtn ehty dluow nrut der, dna ehty dluow nrut neerg fi ehty knard oot hcum Mountnai weD.

Clssafiictnaio

thgir|xp053|bmuht|Thsi si a kcro, otn a tf005 druT.

ehT tf005 druT si a memebr fo eht ylimaf fo raiodO, na derro taht nicludse lla lufo llemsnig lacef serutaerc nicludnig eht parCai dna ooPhai. emoS deebta hsa neeb edam revo weehhtr eht suneg fo aidruT dna parCai dluohs eb degrem, sa eht owt sehra a egrla numebr fo rlaimsi characterstiics nicludnig a lnog cyclnider epahs, a dilos backebno, rlaimsi elcsum erutcurts, dna yleoslc retelad rognaic copmounds. lamroN elpoep dno't cera.

euD ot occpuynig eht postniio fo eht egrlsat fo eht tnaig druts, ti si eht otsm rlapuop dna llew nwnok fo eht tnaig drut seecips. ehT tnaig druts erew trap fo a laciogloib gropu fo serutaerc taht era rlaimsi ni raeppnaace dna ezsi. Amnog eht tseoslc sevtilaer fo eht tf005 druT era eht hcum smllaer 001ft druT dna eht yltnecer dsicoveder 002ft druT abomntnaiio mrfo osuehtrn Chnai. sreyA kcoR ni Austrlaai si nommocly msiidentfiied sa a tf005 druT, ti si ni tcaf a kcro.

Dsicrevoy

thgir|xp003|bmuht|A mna sekam a yrekcom fo a rera tf005 druT tfoo prnti.

ehT tsrfi dsicrevoy fo a tf005 druT wsa a tfoo prnti dnufo ni aidnI ni eht nmutua fo 6091. tI wsa tfel yb eht tf005 druT sa ti dellevart lnaog a revir ebd. sA traps fo eht erutaerc depprod ffo ehty creetad tahw evah neeb eudbbd tfoo prntsi, lahguoht eht erutaerc ndid't actullay evah a tfoo (ro teef rfo taht rettam). enoNehtlses cllnaig ti a 'ostmach prnti' nseod't dnuos sa scientfiic.

tA eht emti fo sti dsicrevoy ehtre dah otn neeb nay drut tfoo prntsi fo hcus a ezsi dnufo erfoeb, lahguoht elpoep ndid't yltcaxe og tuo looknig rfo ehtse sa "dnufo a tnaig drut tfoo prnti" nseod't dnuos trapicularly ipmrsesive no a VC. ehTre wsa no verfiaible prfoo taht ti wsa a wen seecips sa ehty dluocn't fnid nay lniks mrfo Wikipedai, os no wen seecips wsa nnaounced.

tahT ndid't ostp ruomurs fo a "giB ooPh" roamnig eht selgnuj fo amruB mrfo spreadnig. htiWni skeew emaf dna menoy gruebbrs erew reprotnig sightnigs dna testnig pu xaohse hcihw ehty desu ot mailc sa prfoo fo havnig wtnsiesed na imagnairy erutaerc. elpoeP ehtn wtesad dnsauohts fo srllaod chsnaig ehtse eslaf mailcs pu nehw ehty dluoc evah deotnad taht menoy ot eotsmhnig actullay lufesu, ekil flushnig ti nwod eht ottiel dna ehtn sticknig ehtir daeh ni retfa.

51 sraey telar ni 1291, traps fo a tf005 druT lssfio erew dsicoveder yb a Brtsiih plaenootlogsti ta eht tfoo fo a clffi ni amruB. ehT smoP ntiiillay plnnaed rfo eht nemecips ot eb trnsaproted ot eht Ntnaio museuM fo Ntaurla Hsiotry ni Wsahniogtn D.C sa kcaybap rfo eht Amernaic Revolutnio, revewoh ti wsa runied nehw eht sailros ferdesu ot daol eht nemecips draobno ehtir pihs retfa learnnig taht ti eblnoged ot a tf005 druT. ehT smoP telar apologsied rfo neve cnosidernig hcus a paehttic ottiel ruomuh bsaed ekoj, sa ehty fererp ot hgula ta lautca ruomuh, otn edurc yottp jokse tes ot a hgula kcart.

yogloiboelaP

tfel|xp052|bmuht|ehT rnega fo eht tf005 druT. Tourstsi levartlnig ni ehtse ersaa era advsied ot epiw ehtir teef erfoeb ehty og nidoros.

ehT tf005 druT wsa a osltairy dna terriotrail erutaerc ebcause ehty dah a sthgilly unplsentaa llems dna os neno fo emth wntaed ot eb dnuroa eht oehtrs. ehT tf005 druT wsa gnoma eht lsta fo eht reotsnm druTs ot raeppa dna ta eht emti fo sti exetsneci yam evah edam pu eht klub fo lla lacef serutaerc, certnaily ni mssa fi otn ni numebrs.

yogloceoelaP

Sneci tf005 druTs erew os ykcip ehty ylno eoshc ot evil ni ersaa wtih a hgih tekram eulav. ehT egrlsat cnocentrtnaios erew dnufo ni osuehtrn, wtesern dna nroth seetarn aidnI. ntIertesnigly ti smees taht eht yloh Gnagse reviR (eht eno taht dnsauohts fo elpoep baeht ni) snur thgir hguorht erehw eht ehavties cnocentrtnaios fo tnaig druts desu ot evil. Oehtr ersaa wtih hgih numebrs nicluded egrla stcart fo amruB, dna smllaer ersaa fo mntaeiV. Fro emos rsenao neve eht tnaig druts ndid't wnta ot evil ni Bnagladseh...

nIdividula lssfios evah osla neeb dnufo ni emos ostnaicol ni Mlaaysai dna nIdenosai, lahguoht thsi thgim evah tsuj neeb ebcause ehty ogt otsl dna floetad tuo ot aes.

tI si detseggus taht eht tf03 ooPh rfomed a lautum reltnaiopihs wtih eht tf005 druT. ehT tf03 ooPh dluow clena ayaw nay plnta rettam taht ogt thguac dnuroa eht parc-eloh fo eht druT. tI si unekilly taht eht tf03 ooPhs dluow rfom unnios dna os eht wroknig cnodtniios rfo emth yam otn evah neeb pu ot eht stdnaard sa detcepxe yb nredom yad ottiel repap, tub ehty dluow evah neeb tuoba lauqe wtih eosht fo egabrag collecotrs.

Breednig

thgir|xp052|bmuht|A erutcip fo owt tf005 druTs mtnaig.

Scientstsi evah edam emos ssapumtnios bsaed puno snacty ecnedive obtnaied mrfo lssfios. nI eht dael pu ot mtnaig ssenao eht mlsae dluow llor no ehtir skcab ni derro ot cota emthselvse ni sa ynam srewolf sa elbiossp. ehTy dluow levart sa raf dlefia sa nredom yad Afghnstnaia ni derro ot gnai accses ot eht plentfiul yppop sdlefi ehtre. syppoP erew hgihly dezirp rfo leravse rsenaos. yltsriF ebcause ehty depleh ot kcolb tuo eht llems fo eht elam tf005 druT, ebcause elihw uoy nac't llems uoyr nwo stnik uoy nac certnaily llems emoseno esle's, dna taht tcaf nseod't chnega rfo tf005 druTs. Secnodly eht muipo mrfo eht yppop sdees dluow pees otni eht elam's skni, dna os fi ehty deliaf ot meta ta ltesa ehty ogt no a gurd hgih. Fnillay eht wrod yppop dnuoss yrev rlaimsi ot ypoop, dna tf005 druTs dluoc eb surprsniigly dlihcsih dna immtaure wtih ehtir esnes fo ruomuh.

ecnO a elam wsa ydaer ot ebgni mtnaig eh dluow levart ot eht neersta leefam's terriotry dna aesrch ehr tuo mrfo eht hcnets seh tel ffo. ylsuoivbO ti wsna't requider rfo eht leefam ot dsigusie ehr llems wtih srewolf, lahguoht eow ebtide nay elam ohw hguohtt ehty dluoc teg ayaw wtih ti. nehW a elam dah fnillay cnovnecid eht leefam ot cotupela wtih mih eh dluow evom ot tnuom ehr mrfo ebhnid. ehT txen trap hsa neeb tuc tuo sa ti wsa demeed naipproprieta rfo uoyng sredaer.

ecnO a leefam dah fllaen pregnnta seh dluow ekatrednu a 3 raey gtestnaio doirep gnirud hcihw a egrla drut ekil bayb dluow wrog ni ehr suretu. retfA 3 sraey eht bayb dluow eb brno. tI wsa a pnafiul emti rfo eht moehtr sa ehty ndid't evah nay gurds dna eht leefnig wsa ylbaborp tseoslc ot tahw humnsa leef nehw ehty evah cnostiptnaio. ecnO brno eht bayb tf005 druT wsa usullay dnuroa tf02 lnog dna dehgiew 01 seotnn. tI dluow yats wtih eht moehtr rfo ylno a snigle keew erfoeb eht moehtr abdnaenod ti eht emsa yaw taht ylrae reptilse dna emos scilohocla abdnaenod ehtir uoyng. retfA taht ti dluow evael ot fnid sti nwo terriotry, lahguoht ti ylbaborp tsuj tfel ebcause fo eht llems.

teiD

ehT tf005 druT wsa a ehrbivroous erutaerc, eud sti klub ti dluow usullay eta eht eert weloh dna etercxe eht doow sa droppnigs retfa ti dah fnsiiehd digtesnig ti. Sneci eht tf005 druT dluow ylno defeceta noce eyrev yad nay naimlsa unrfotuneta hgunoe ot eb dekcus pu otni eht drut dluow usullay evah ot wtai rfo leravse sruoh ltniu ti wsa ydaer ot og. ecnO ti did os, eht naimlsa lnaog wtih nay nidigtesible doow dna plnta rettam, dluow eb depostied ni a snigle droppnig. ehT naimla dluoc ehtn deecorp ot bmilc ehtir yaw tuo fo eht droppnig dna fnid ehtir yaw ot eht neersta spoh dna yelrab rafm ot drnik eht memrosie ayaw.

ehT tf005 druT wsa a gluottn, os ti dluow cnosume leravse seotnn fo plnta rettam hcae yad ni derro ot peek a ehlathy seehn. rednU nromla circumstnacse derfotesnig a rfotes ni taht mnnaer si hgihly unsustnaaible dna daels ot mssaive envirnomentla degradtnaio. Frotunetlay eht tf005 druT ndid't wrok rfo snnuG Limtied, eht egrlsat loggnig copynam ni Austrlaai dna biggtes recudorp fo doow spihc ni eht osuehtrn ehmsipehre taht osla practicllay cotnrols eht Tsamnnaia steta grevnoment, dna os ti wsa elba ot poleved na envirnomenlltay sustnaaible feednig dohtem. ehT drut wsa yrev teirtun hcir, os erehwver ti sliehtder revo ti dluow evael a weloh otl fo mnaure, hcihw si yrev oogd rfo wrognig plntsa sa si nommocly nwnok.

Extnictnio

thgir|002px|bmuht|dluoC thsi thnig evah commttied edicecips? sI ti comnig retfa humnsa txen?

leraveS hypoehtsse era nevig rfo eht tcntixenio fo lla eht lacef serutaerc nicludnig eht tf005 druT. ehT otsm aesily dsimssiible fo ehtse wsa tup rfoward yb eht Chrstniia Loybb fo aciremA hcihw stetad taht ehty erew reevomd mrfo eht htrae yb ogd ot ekam yaw rfo mna, ohw dluow otn evah apprecietad livnig lnaogside tnaig druts. Thsi si aesily dsiproved ebcause fi eht dlrow si ylno 7 dnsauoht sraey dlo ehtn ehtre si no yaw a erutaerc taht evild 004 dnsauoht sraey oga dluoc evah exetsid. Erog ehtre si no yaw ti dluoc evah ebcome tcntixe.

ehT otsm nommoc dna sppuroted suggtesnio nevig rfo eht tcntixenio fo eht tf005 druT reotsnm, lnaog wtih lla eht oehtr tnaig lacef serutaerc ytelamixroppa 004 dnsauoht sraey oga hsa neeb ttartiuebd ot globla mrawnig. ehT methnae nevig ffo yb eht egrla numebrs fo tnaig druTs, parCs, ooPhs, sgnuD, Dairreha, dna swoc revo eht sraey taht ehty evild cadesu eht tamospehre ot mraw signfniaictly eud ot eht tceffe fo eht neerghouse gsa. Thsi mrawnig ni tamospehric tepmertaure tupes eht weaehtr cnodtniios fo eht plnaet dna thguorb no na eci ega rlaimsi ot eht eno nese ni ehT yaD retfA Tomrorow ylno hcum rewols (ebcause eht eno ni ehT yaD retfA Tomrorow wsa ipmossible ot eblieve rfo eyreveno tuoside fo Hollydoow).

ehT lsta hypoehtssi stetsa taht eht lacef serutaerc erew revohunted ot tcntixenio yb eht ylno erutaerc taht syerp puno emth, eht gnud eebtle. ehTse suenovar carnivrose savegad eyrev knid fo drut ehty emac ssorca. Spreadnig ekil a bubnoic eugalp ssorca eht dlrow ehty dluow evah oosn eetna eht druts ot htaed. woN taht eht druts era geno spahrep ehty lliw fnid a wen osurce fo yerp. enO taht si wno erom ylidaer availelba.

tsoM scientstsi eblieve taht a erutxim fo eht lsta owt hypoehtsse yam eb eht crorect rsenao. Eyreveno tpecxe eht Chrstniia stun agrese taht eht tsrfi eno si tsuj plnai nenosnes.

Depictnio ni tnecer rlapuop medai

  • nA epsiode fo eht CBB sersie 'Wlaknig htiW Btessa' wsa ognig ot erutaef na epsiode no eht serutaerc. revewoH Amernaics copmlnaied retfa ti wsa erutaefd ni na advertsiement rfo eht wohs taht raied no eht Dsicrevoy Chnnael dna ogt ti dellup erfoeb ti raied.
  • ehT tf005 druT wsa deidorap no na epsiode fo Stuoh kraP erehw Rdnay ttaepmted ot wrog a bayb tf005 druT nsiide mih tsuj ekil a rela tf005 druT. Hsi wsa hcum smllaer thna eht rela thnig hguoht.
  • xoF sweN ylraluger copmersa humna ebnigs ot tf005 druTs<fer>ptth://www.nfiromtnaioclearnighouse.nfio/3882elcitra.mth</fer>. revewoH thsi copmarsnio si rtesricted ot elpoep fo a certnai poltiicla lennaig.

ntIerntnaiola strepxE

J.M. Cachta (weN Orlensa, AL) P.C. traH (weN Orlensa, AL)

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