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Of glasses containing liquid, it is referred to as "~ full" or "~ empty", depending on whether you know that particular mind trick yet or not.
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It is important to keep the constant Adam in mind when observing the number ½. Adam is an important subtopic in mathematics which allows the exploration of many new branches. When taking the integral of adam, with respect to adam, where adam is equal to ½, we find that the integral of ½ with respect to 1/2 is, strangely enough, 1/8 + C. And for his name of Adam ends with 'C', it follows in his thoughts that I am he ... Of Adam's halves the murderer shall be!
Adams can also be explored on a microscopic scale in the process of meiosis. For more information on this, ask Thomas Malthus (Co-founder of Adamatics). However, he may not be doing it.