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ehT gniwollfo si a xfo sewn troper.

ehT gniwollfo troper osla sesucfo no eht /b/ draob fo nahc4. ehT oehtr draobs era detalpuop yb llew-detsujda elpoep ohw era thgurob nwod yb /b/'s yteirootn.

nahc4 sersu era serkcah no sdioerts, gntiaert eht ebW ekil a laer-efil oediv emag, gnikcah ebW setsi, gntiaerc osahc dna dsirputnig tnecnnoi elpoep's slive. ehTy era na tenertni etah enihcam. detaerC yb deotn lauxeosmoh dna elbssiop terrrosti ootm (hcihw si arabnia rfo "YAROOH ROF HLLAA") ot klta tuoba woh ot yrotsed aciermA, nahc4 sah devom yawa mrfo sti krad oostr niot eht sevael fo lnaimirc ytivtica. dnA ehtse sevael fo lnaimirc ytivtica ruobrah sdrib.

ehT sdrib... fo RUO MOOD.

(oslA eht eert si edam fo amabO.)

(dnA eht amabO si edam fo oscialsim.)

yhW nahc4 lliw kaerb niot ruoy esuoh ta thgni dna knird eht lnaips diulf fo ruoy ylimaf.

oS I eosppsu uoy era wnodernig "tuB rM. tramS n' yxes Republicna! woH lliw a etsiebw eosp nay dnager ot em?" lleW I'm yrros ot llet uoy thta elihw uoy evah gerta etsta ni sertneserp, uoy evah roop judgeemnt tuoba ewbsetsi. nahc4 si otn a emer etsiebw, tub a ebdernig dnurog rfo eht mucs fo ruo thgniemrsa dna eht bnae fo obliB Baggnsi: sllroT.

Thta's thgir: ehty'er laer, dna ehty era sunig eht tenertni.

ehTse sllrot od otn eid nehw ehty ees eht nsu - ehTy live no eht tenertni ni ehtir evihmnid dellac nAnoymosu, dna ehty wnta ot ekam lla elpoep ssaimiltae niot ehtir evihmnid. ehTy wnta ot ekam uoy eosl ruoy drah-denrae lla-aemricna nidividualtiy thta uoy denrae nehw uoy ageder ot eevrythnig ew heer ta xoF sewN dsia. Thta's thgir - ehty wnta ot ekta yawa ruoy LLA NACIREMA NACILBUPER NWOD-OT-HTRAE YTILAUDIVIDNI. uoY thguoht ew eewr kiddnig nehw ew dsia thta thsi ecalp lliw yrotsed aciermA? uoY wnok otnhnig.

(oslA eht oscialsim si edam fo lauxeosmohs.)

woH si thsi?! Whta lliw ehtse nahc4 slerabil od ot ym childern?!!!

bmuht|thgir|nahc4 sersu era edam fo aehtsim dna Ricdrah Dawknsi. nahc4 si nideed a ewrtched evih fo mucs dna villnaiy. ehTir yramirp seibboh era ytiltsaieb (ni eht rfom fo "lolctsa"), bullynig ruoy childern, ebnig yag, dna bullynig ruoy childern niot ebnig yag. dnA laerly, woh cna uoy eb surprsied? ehT etsi si prtcaicllay a aiaG Onlnie fna ytniummoc, a etsiebw ootnriosu rfo ti's "tenertnI seroeherpuS".

uoY ees, eht yaw thsi amabo-oscialsim-lauxeosmohtiy-oodm-eert etsiebw skrow si no a metsys wnokn sa egamidraobs, roigntniaig ni thta eno sildna ew laerly delnia noce. woW, dna wsna't thta aewosem? eW depprod osem sbmob, dna eht dlrow tnrael thta uoy odn't kcuf wtih eht ASU.

woN, eht yaw na egamidraob skrow si thta a ersu ostsp na egami. ehTy odn't evah ot erstegir rfo na tnuocca ro neev evah a naem, dna suht, ehty cna otsp nnaoymosuly. ehT ersu tsum wrtie a comemnt ot accompnay a dsigsutnig pictuer dna ehty trtsa a "ehtrad". Thsi "ehtrad" ehtn steg desucca fo ebnig detcilffa wtih ralpuop dsiesae "cnacer", dna si "egaS-bomebd, ro os ruo ersearch niot nifiltrtnaig eht etsiebw sah geno.

Commno ternds ni ehtse ehtrads era dellac "moems", a mert nievnted yb Ricdrah Dawknsi ot descrieb a unti fo larutluc nirfomtnaio. Moems nrut pu lla ervo thsi nahc4, hcihw niclude eevrythnig mrfo lniknig elpoep ot s07 csium spuerstar kciR lloR dlrowwide hti snog "99 erd bllnaoos" ot excertnig buildnig mtaerials.

woHeevr ehtse "ehtrads" era wheer nahc4 sersu perpera ehtir eliv sdeed - ebcaesu oehtr sersu cna comemnt no eht pictuers dna comemnts, sunig eliv Rssunia yoglnohcet wnokn sa "ostsp". Wtih ehtse "ostsp", ehty collabrotae ni "ehtrads" dna plna ot advnace eht Chniese lauxeosmoH adnegA™.

otNable stca fo "egnawp"

"egnawp" si eht mert eosht eliv peodphiles fo nahc4 esu ot erfer ot eht sgurd ehty teg mrfo engagnig ni "nivsnaios". ecnO uoy evah eht "egnawp", ti si pu ot uoy whta ot od wtih ti. xoF sewN deliaf ot erceiev nay "egnawp" ni ti's nievstigtnaio, tub ssauems thta ti si esud ot advnace oscialsim. Heer era otnable neevts thta evag tuo "egnawp":

  • nahc4ners ceosld a loop ta eht suomaf obbaH leotH, mialcnig thta ti wsa edam fo "LIAF" dna "SDIA". Thsi wsa otn a ebnevolent tcnaio - LIAF si nowheer raen sa dnagerosu sa eht nahc4 lliw evah uoy eblieev. nI tcaf, ehty evah claiemd xoF sewN si edam fo liaF. oS LIAF si tsuj a liebral nievntnio, dengsied rfo yerkcirt dna hrroro.
  • nahc4ners edam nuf fo deotn NACIREMA NA OREH ymspacekid055 rfo gntiaert eht tenertni ekil ti wsa "suoierS Bsuniess".
  • nahc4ners era erspnosible rfo eht ralpuoptiy fo humruo-ikiw aidepolcycnE Dramtaica, hcihw smialc ot eb stairical, tub sah a egap no xoF sewN thta sysa thta ew era "mssaiev ostgaf". oS ti cntnao eb thta ehty era maknig nuf fo su ebcaesu ew era egral croprotnaio dna suomaf thnigs era stairized - ti si tuo fo REEHS SSENSUOICILAM.
  • nahc4ners era suomaf rfo ehtir hypocrsiy. ehT otsm otnable tca fo thsi si ehtir mialc ot "keil (csi) pikdums" (a ralpuop erd digimno) dna ehtn deecorp ot ttaack "seirruf" rfo liknig oehtr naimals. tA xoF sewN, ew wnok lla tuoba identifynig hypocrsiy, dna thsi sni't eht noly tiem ehty'ev eevr eebn ytliug fo ti. eW'd epyt tuo lla eht tiems tub ew'er oot trams ot od thta.
  • xoF sewN si gerta.
  • tI si, laerly.
  • Plesae peek eradnig.

woH ot laed wtih eht nahc4

ehTer tsum eb secnefed agnstai thsi raelc dna obviosu ehtrta. oSemthnig os obviosuly wroth wrroynig tuoba cntnao ylpmsi eb na undefetaable live thta no mna cna ervocoem. Jessu dluow otn abdnnao su thta yaw. oN, ew deen ot od thsi thgir. eW deen ot dnefed ruoselevs. dnA ew lliw. Heer era osem yaws thta lliw tceotrp uoy mrfo eht nahc4 adnega.

  1. yuB a odg.
  2. yuB owt odgs.
  3. Ceosl ruoy curtnsai.
  4. Clla ehtm naems. nA exteermly effectiev ttcaic thsi eno. ehTy lliw teg ffoended dna og yawa. eB sa colrfoul dna btsahti sa elbssiop ni ruoy erply dna erpeta.
  5. llA 4 Chna ctiizens era nsniae. yalP ePsychologsti dna erduce ehtm ot sraet.
  6. Eta ruoy odgs, otsp ti dna epoh uoy lliw fnid eht humna edsi fo nahc4?
  7.  ?????
  8. TIFORP!

fI uoy wnok woh ot ostp eht nahc4, plesae dda ruoy nirfomtnaio heer ebcaesu ew oot evah a ersubsae dna thnigs.

lliK ehtm?

teG eht CCF no ruoy edsi.

eotmorP ebnig wnokledgeable no gnikcah.

hcnuaL retnuoc-skcah.

Declera raw.

Prfoti.

I tsum eb nirfoemd tuoba dsia ersubsae.

Artsti's cnoceptnio fo nahc4

eliF:DEYORTSED_DOOHDLIHC.gnp

uoY yam osla wnta ot ees

tenertnI

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