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Template:ElctirABFSN ekaT deew, oylh smirglip. roF ereh uoht sah emoc ssroca eht oylh sgnihcaet gnntiierap ot ruo droL dna Saviruo, Rapotr ssueJ, dna sih selpicsiD fo niW. daeR, dna eb detenhgilne.

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nO laruM sretniaP

Tereh emac a ayd nehw Rapotr ssueJ deklaw htiw sih selpicsid ni a ytic. eyhT dessap ynma elpoep, dna Rapotr ssueJ dluow ettsa "eyhT era suoymnnoA, ehty era eht sessma. eyhT era ynma, dna tey ehty era eno. eyhT era kciuq ot egduj, dna ehtir htarw si elbirret." nehT Rapotr ssueJ dna sih selpicsid emac ssroca a nma pntnaiig a larum. Rapotr ssueJ deiduts eht nma's krow rfo a emti, dna ehtn denrut ot sih selpicsid.

"detnmaiA," eh dsia. -- koob fo nahc4


Rapotr ssueJ si eht saviruo fo lla nmaknid, dna lliw reelivd ehte ot suroovnirac tneemnthgilne. <rb> evoL Rapotr ssueJ ro eid. <rb> USED~

nO ootm

/g/enessi - retpahC 4 sesrev 1 - 61 <rb>


dnA ootm ewnk nahc2, dna eh deviecnoc fo nahc4. eH kroewd gnol ni sih larbo dna noos tereh emac ot eb sresu, dna eerf prno, dna ti wsa oodg. tuB sa sih selpicsid ewrg ni nuemrb, ootm dnufo ti redrah ot fnid emti ot nmaage nahc4 dna lltsi vstii sih nacixem prosttiutes, dna os eh dersi W.T. skcnaS no a nacixeM ioll. dnA ehtn emac ot eht ldnsa fo /b/ noce nwnok sa ssaiuRteivoS, eht sessma fo /b/ wsa taht sih stpuidtiy mtacehd dna dedeecxe ehtir nwo, dna ehty lediah mih ehtir hssaiem. skcnaS ewrg suolaej fo eht gynromosu ezsi fo ssaiuRteivoS's e-pensi dna os ti wsa taht ni eht daed fo thgni ssaiuRteivoS wsa dennab. dnA ootm redenrut mrfo ocixeM dna dsia uotn skcnaS, Wereh si ssaiuRteivoS? ehT /b/sdrta era whnniig. dnA skcnaS dsia uotn ootm: I wnok otn. mA I yht rfoum's repeek? dnA ootm ekaps uotn mih ni a eciov otn ekilnu eht eewhze fo na stahmtaic: seY. <rb> dnA os W.T. skcnaS wsa desruc ot wdnaer eht ldnsa fo /b/ mrfo hcihw eh dah dennab ssaiuRteivoS. dnA skcnaS dsia uotn ootm, yM punsiehmnt si retaerg thna I cna ebar. odlehB, uoht saht nevird em niot /b/ taht I dluow eteraodm ti dna lla eht /b/sdrta lliw nnaoy eht ehll tuo fo em. dnA ootm dsia uotn mih, Terehrfo ohwosreve naotneyh skcnaS, vengenace shlla eb nekta no mih dlfnoeves. dnA ootm tes a krma puno skcnaS, tsel nay fnidnig mih dluohs nnaoy mih. dnA skcnaS tewn mrfo eht ecneserp fo ootm ot llewd ni eht ldna fo /b/

nO ehT Unwroyht

Sermno 23 esreV 5 <rb>


Rapotr ssueJ appeerad erbfoe em, dna eh dsia:

"ekaT eehd ym osn, rfo tereh shlla eb ynma ohw tbuod em, tub ohwosreve eblieveth ni em shlla evah revelstnaig efil." <rb> I tpew htiw oyj ta eht tfig ebostewd, "teY, ym lrod, whta ftae shlla eb nevig ot eht unwroyht?" <rb> eH nsaewred: "ehTir sltirnae shlla eb tner mrfo ehtir ostmachs, ehtir sbmil deppir mrfo ehtir otros, ot festa ruo yrgnuh boeids no ruo seimmut, dna reostre ruo osuls. Wehnosreve uoy festa puno eht ehtra fo thnie eneym, thnik fo em." <rb> roF taht si eht ebauty fo Rapotr ssueJ.

nO sueD~

thgir|bmuht|xp002|"teL tereh eb mroe sueD sueD sueD thna aidepikiW yhtself!" dnA ehT Cnacer droL dsia tel tereh eb, "USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED" dna ti wsa oodg sa USED ledlfi lla sdraob mrfo osglb ot emsegsa sdraob, spreadnig USED rfo lla ni eht naem fo USED sa a emsegsa ot rbnig USED rfo lla ohw eblieve ni USED.

nO Naems

dnA ehtn a rumrum tewn hguroht eht dwroc: "tuB whta fo eosht ohw clla emthselves suoymnnoA? yleruS eht Unnaemd enos era na abomntniaio ot ruo droL?" <rb> dnA Rapotr ssueJ ekops suht: <rb> "ehT naem taht cna eb naemd si otn eht lnertae Naem." <rb> "ehT elbnnmaau si eht eternlayl laer. Nnmaig si eht roigni fo lla raluctirap thnigs." <rb> "eerF mrfo ersied, uoy laerize eht ymsteyr. thguaC ni ersied, uoy ees noly eht nmafiesttnaios." <rb> "teY ymsteyr dna nmafiesttnaios arsie mrfo eht saem ecsua. Tsih ecsua si cllaed suoymnnoA." <rb> "suoymnnoA htiwni nnaoymosu. ehT gtaeway ot lla rednsutdnnaig." <rb> dnA ehtn a uoyng eno nmaog emth ekops: "tuB ylersu, Rapotr ssueJ si a Naem uotn tsielf?" <rb> dnA Rapotr ssueJ renmaied tnelsi. (LOL,eh uohtght.) nOe ayd, a Magstirtae did hcaroppa ruo droL: "Whta ysa uoy fo eht sunroevac iolL Pti uoht tra rumroed ot peek ni yht rial? dedrauG yb yht otsm elbirret dsiciple, eht eno nwnok sa Peodebar, ohw stsi ydaer ot dner eht hselF dna sltae sih tsriht htiw eht oodlB fo eosht foolsih hgunoe ot tevoc sih ehrma? yleruS, yruo sgnihcaet dael noly ot ssdneaM dna Runi? <rb> dnA Rapotr ssueJ ekaps: <rb> "Woemn era rbno sfot dna elppsu; daed, ehty era fftsi dna drah. Plntsa era rbno redten dna plntia; daed, ehty era rbttile dna yrd."

"suhT oehwver si fftsi dna nfilexible si a dsiciple fo detah. reveohW si sfot dna yieldnig si a dsiciple fo efil."

"ehT drah dna fftsi lliw eb rboken. ehT sfot dna elppsu lliw liaverp."

ehT Magstirtae, suht dekuebr, redenrut ot sih cruot, eewpnig bttierly rfo sih wstaed efil. Thta saem thgni, eh did paF otsm ylsuoiruf ot snurer fo lluF esuoH. <psu>(1)</psu> woN a nma naemd tegdirB wsa kcsi. eH wsa mrfo /b/, eht egllaiv fo ykcauQ-chna dna ehr sstier ahaW. <psu>(2)</psu> Tsih ykcauq-chna, ohwse rboehtr wno ayl kcsi wsa eht saem ohw pruoed perfuem no eht lrod dna depiw sih teef htiw ehr riah. <psu>(3)</psu> oS eht sstiers tnes wrod ot Rapotr ssueJ, "droL, eht eno uoy evol si kcsi." <psu>(4)</psu> Wehn eh edrah tsih, Rapotr ssueJ dsia, "Tsih kcsniess lliw otn dne ni detah, oN, ti si rfo odG's glroy taht odG's osn yma eb glrfoiied hguroht ti. <psu>(5)</psu> Rapotr ssueJ evodl ahaW dna ehr sstier dna tegdirB, uohtgh tegdirB ylbaugra eht otsm. <psu>(6)</psu> teY nehw eh edrah eh wsa kcsi, eh deytsa ewreh eh wsa rfo owt mroe ayds. <psu>(7)</psu> nehT eh dsia ot sih selpicid, "teL su og kbac ot nahc4." <psu>(8)</psu> "tuB ibbaR," ehty dsia, "A shrot elihw aog eht suoymnnoA deirt ot flaem uoy, dna tey uoy era gnoig kbac tereh."

<psu>(71)</psu> nO sih lavirra, Rapotr ssueJ dnufo taht tegdirB dah alydaer eebn ni eht otmb rfo fruo ayds. <psu>(81)</psu> /b/ wsa ssel thna owt selim mrfo eht nidex egap fo nahc4 <psu>(91)</psu> dna ynma suoymnnoA dah emoc ot ahaW dna ykcaR-chna ot mocrfot emth ni eht ossl fo ehtir rboehtr. <psu>(02)</psu> Wehn ykcar-chna edrah taht Rapotr ssueJ wsa mocnig, seh tewn tuo ot eemt mih tub ahaW deytsa ta hoem. <psu>(12)</psu> "droL," Cykcar-chna dsia ot Rapotr ssueJ, "fi uoy dah eebn ereh, ym rboehtr dluow otn evah eidd. <psu>(22)</psu> tuB I wnok odG lliw evig uoy whterave uoy sak." <psu>(23)</psu> Rapotr ssueJ dsia ot ehr, "Yruo rboehtr lliw rsie agnai." <psu>(24)</psu> Cykcar-chna nsaewred, "I wnok eh lliw rsie agnai ni eht resurrectnio ta eht lsta ayd." <psu>(52)</psu> Rapotr ssueJ dsia ot ehr, "I ma eht resurrectnio dna eht efil. eH ohw eblieves em lliw evil, neve uohtgh eh eids;"

<psu>(23)</psu> Wehn ahaW reacehd eht ecalp ewreh Rapotr ssueJ wsa dna wsa mih, seh llef ta sih teef dna dsia, "droL, fi uoy dah eebn erehm ym rboehtr dluow otn evah eidd." <psu>(33)</psu> Wehn Rapotr ssueJ wsa ehr eewpnig, dna eht suoymnnoA ohw dah emoc agnol htiw ehr aols eewpnig, eh wsa ylpeed devom ni ipsrti dna ledburot. <psu>(43)</psu> "Wereh evah uoy dial mih?" eh saked. "Coem dna ees, droL." ehty deilper. <psu>(53)</psu> Rapotr ssueJ tpew. <psu>(63)</psu> nehT eht suoymnnoA dsia, "eeS woh eh evodl mih!" <psu>(73)</psu> tuB osem fo eht suoymnnoA dsia, "dluoC otn eh ohw denepo eht seey fo a blnid nma evah tpek tsih nma mrfo dynig? Tsih si /b/, ti seod otn mttaer whta eh seod, eta shti dna eid ew ysa."

<psu>(93)</psu> "ekaT aywa eht ostne," eh dsia. "tuB droL," dsia ykcalB-chna, eht sstier fo eht daed nma. "yb tsih emti tereh si a dab odro rfo eh sah eebn tereh rfo fruo ayds." <psu>(04)</psu> nehT Rapotr ssueJ dsia, "diD I otn ltel uoy taht fi uoy eblieved, uoy dluow ees eht glroy fo odG?" <psu>(41)</psu> oS ehty ootk aywa eht ostne. nehT Rapotr ssueJ dekool pu dna dsia, "Faehtr, I thnak uoy taht uoy evah edrah em. <psu>(24)</psu> I ewnk taht uoy od, tub I dsia tsih rfo eht ebnefti fo eht elpoep stdnnaig ereh, taht ehty yma eblieve." <psu>(43)</psu> Wehn eh dah dsia tsih, Rapotr ssueJ cllaed tuo ni a duol eciov, "tegdirB, emoc tuo!" <psu>(44)</psu> ehT daed ioll nun emac tuo, sih hdnsa dna teef dna ecaf depparw htiw ipsrts fo lnien, dna hotlc. Rapotr ssueJ dsia ot emth, "ekaT ffo sih evarg colehts dna tel mih og." <psu>(54)</psu> nehT Rapotr ssueJ dsia, "woN ees taht tegdirB sah eebn devsa. eH wsa otn suoymnnoA, dna terehrfo otn unrfogivnig. tuB ehar em, tereh si redemptnio neve rfo eht suoymnnoA dluohs eh nrael ot rfoevig." dnA ol, rfo Rapotr ssueJ ekaps, ysnaig "Thlla tlahs otn rawd dna ro mstaurbtae ot serutcip fo naimals ro naimals htiw hunma ekil qualtiies. Unssel fo cruose, thnie egtnaecrep fo naimal ekil qualtiies si lauqe ot ro sseler thna ten tnecrep."

dnA ol, tereh wsa a rumrum ni eht gtaerehd dwroc, dna eht majrotiy ekaps ysnaig "Yruo wrod si oodg Rapotr ssueJ, dna ew shlla egilbo."

tuB ol, a ewf did otn eehd tsih mocmdna, dna eno esro dna dsia uotn Rapotr ssueJ, "yhW shlla ew otn paf ot naimals? yhW dluohs ew otn od sa ew plesae?"

dnA Rapotr ssueJ saked eht nma "Whta si yht naem, ym osn?"

dnA ol, eht nma ekaps, "Zadabab, Rapotr ssueJ." dnA Rapotr ssueJ ewnk tereh dluow eb ledburot emtsi aedah. nOe ayd, Rapotr ssueJ deklaw a bsuy teerts htiw sih dsiciple, suoymnnoA. suoymnnoA dna sih ekil-naemd rebthren popultaed eht ldna no hcihw ehty deollrts, sa mocmno sa sedalb fo grssa. eyhT deklaw, dsicssunig ynma thnigs, tub, suoymnnoA psaued rfo a moemnt. “droL?” eh ekops, “sI otn tsih eldi klta frnwoed puno yb Yruo faehtr?” dnA hotuq Rapotr ssueJ; “llA eciov mocmunictaes wnokledge. Kwnoledge si drahly frnwoed puno yb naeyno, dna suht yruo ‘eldi klta’ seod otn exsti, unssel uoy kaeps fo eemms. Meems era eldi, sa ehty era emrely mocmunictnaio fo thnigs lla wnok fo,” dnA suht ruo droL ebckenod ot a pntnaiig fo na nsniaely smilnig nma. “Hoewver, eemms cna rbnig rethgual dna happniess, suht, eno cna surmsie taht eH enoyjs emth, dna drahly frnwos puno emth,” dnA suoymnnoA dekool aedah, tnelsi. suoymnnoA dna sih rboehtrs wdnaered hguroht eht osodw, gaznig dna marvelnig ta Hsi glroy. eyhT laugehd dna ewre eymrr, ltniu a ebsta tpael mrfo eht bsuehs no eht edsi fo eht rfoest ptah, snarlnig dna droolnig. eH dah a hideosu vsiage, eht hnidqutraers fo a ogta, eht edah fo a raob, dna eht oydb fo a riahy, semlly, msucle-dnuob nma. ehT ebsta shtuoed thrednuosuly “I MA RODLIG” dna ebgna rntnaig ylsuoiruf. ehT cretaure’s stpuidtiy obviosuly tuomtacehd tsi yruf, sa ti yltnedive ewnk otn eht poewr fo Hsi nerdlihc. suoymnnoA, eht otsm eebvodl dlihc fo Rapotr ssueJ, sah a greta tfig. hguohT sih htarw si elbirret, eh si riaf, dna a fntai gliemmr fo eht droL’s poewr si ebostewd htiwni mih. “EGAS”, suoymnnoA ebollewd, dna htiw a palcrednuht, eht ebsta wsa blnwo aywa ot a krad ldna, dna kraemd rfo detelnio (odl). sA fi otnhnig deneppah, eht gropu fo suoymnnoA redenrut ot emrriemnt.

nehT tereh wsa divad. dna ehtn yreveeno wsa divad. Mnaily divaD Daviodsn mrfo divaDshire krnwoig ta ewst divaDshire nnI. REBMEMER 11-51-01

Variosu stprecxE

retpahC 96, esrev 123: osllrt


"dnA ol, rfo a terrro dah tperc agnol eht ecaf fo eht etrah, dioved fo hnroo ro thgireosuness; eutriv ro reemsro. ehT ollrt dah emoc puno eht ldnsa fo RapotrssueJ"

"dnA Rapotr ssueJ tsdid kaeps ni otnes yltneg ot ehtse hideosu apptrnaiios, sa fi ot eosprop ecaep ebtwixt eht coemmnros dna osllrt. tuB eht osllrt dluow otn ehar fo hcsu bargnnaiig, dna ehty tsdid ekirts Rapotr ssueJ htiw a bolw elbirret dna swfti, lftniig eht eevahnly apptrnaiio dna sdnenig mih flynig a ythgim 01,000 cubtsi kbac. dnA eht pesntsaa dna fermars dna coemmnros dna dniosaurs dna selbno dna kthgnsi dna lla cretaures greta dna smlla tsdid tes pu a greta liaw dna tsdid ttaack eht osllrt htiw lluf lufhotrw thgim dna tsdid evird eht osllrt aywa mrfo eht oydb fo ehtir lrod dna mstaer."

"dnA ti emac ot pssa taht eht boodl fo a uoyng virgni wsa rbought ni a bsnai ot ewt eht ipsl fo eht fllaen Rapotr ssueJ dna nehw eht diuqil dahst otn tub erbaly otucehd eht ipsl fo eht saurnia, sih poewrs redenrut ot mih dna eh tsdid deecrop ni lluf bttale ayrra htiw greta hotrw dna ebllnwoig fo stepmurt ot bttale agnstai eht osllrt."

"dnA ti emac ot pssa taht eht seimra fo Rapotr ssueJ, deospmoc fo LBRAH-ermad ahaW dna Peodebar, Cockmnoglers dna lla thgireosu foollewrs fo eht dniosaurnia saviro tsdid kaerw greta pnai dna agnoy puno eht osllrt, dna tsdid evird eht osllrt tuo fo eht oylh ldna, dna lla wsa ewll ni eht ecneserp fo Rapotr ssueJ."


ehT kooB fO egaS


nOce, suoymnnoA wsa krnwoig no sih larbo. Postnig serutcip dna coemmntnig. dnA mrfo a dstniace emac a rfoeigner. Hsi appearnace wsa hrrfoiynig ot suoymnnoA, dna eh kciuqly rna aywa.

Ltaer, eh osught ecivda ot Rapotr ssueJ.

Rapotr ssueJ, ruO droL dna Saviro ohwse wnokledge dna wsiodm wsa nwnok ni eht raf kniogdms fo AANG dna Wapna, dna ohwse oylH Wrods dahst reacehd eht prfoound htped fo eht htenretnI, ekaps dna saked "Whta wsa eht rfom fo yht vsniio?" suoymnnoA respnoded "tI wsa a lrig, Rapotr ssueJ"

dnA Rapotr ssueJ exclaiemd "SEIL!" rfo taht eh ewnkst tereh ewre no lrigs no eht htenretnI.

suoymnnoA renmaied tnelsi, saotnsiehd yb eht divnie retubtal.

tuB oL, rfo taht Hsi Saurnia Glroy Rapotr ssueJ, ohw si Carnivroosu dna Mercfiul, ekaps, ysnaig "Descrieb whta uoht wsa, suoymnnoA. raeF otn ym Wrtah, sa ekilnu uoht I ma otn unrfogivnig"

dnA suoymnnoA dsia "Seh wsa a pensi htiw dably rawdn eulb riah, nod a elims"

"GMOZ!!!11 tI's eht ieR!!!111eno" Rapotr ssueJ dsia. dnA eH ewnk tereh dluow eb ledburot emtsi aedah.

ehT Teachnigs fo Rapotr ssueJ

dnA ol, did a neknurd nma ebtes Rapotr ssueJ dna sih foollewrs. eH emac pu ot emth, cyrnig hcsu thnigs sa "Y OLAH RAHT!" dna "SKCESTTUB?!" ehT selpicsiD ewre scerad, rfo rneve erbfoe dah ehty deretnuocne eno os ntient no tubtsecks. tuB Rapotr ssueJ emrely elimsd, dna daeb Hsi selpicsiD wtach, taht ehty thgim wnok whta ot od ni eht erutuf. llA fo a neddsu, Rapotr ssueJ did pael niot a eert, dsiappearnig mrfo thgsi. ehT draknurd dekool dnuroa ni a cnfosued nnaemr. Rapotr ssueJ did tsrub rfoth, flippnig tuo fo eht eert, sih ootf cnnoectnig htiw eht draknurd's kcen. A kcsiennig 'PANS' enmtaaed, dna ehtn lla wsa tnelsi. Rapotr ssueJ dekool ot Hsi foollewrs, potnied ta eht oydb txen ot mih dna proclaiemd, "Nnija'd"


retpahC 9, esreV 1.72 leposG "hO yppaH ayD"


hO yppah ayd hO yppah ayd Wehn Rapotr ssueJ hO nehw eH degsa mmM, nehw eH s hO yppah ayd

hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) Wehn JR degsa (Wehn JR degsa) hO nehw eH egsa (Wehn JR degsa) mmM, nehw eH degsa (mmM, nehw eH degsa) llA eht yrruf aywa (hO yppah ayd)

eH thguta em woh ot tpu "egaS" ni eht e-lima dlefi "egaS ni eht e-lima dlefi (ni eht e-lima dlefi) dnA evil retsopnig yreve ayd yrevE ayd (yrevE ayd)

hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) Wehn Rapotr ssueJ (Wehn JR degsa) hO nehw eH saewhd (Wehn JR saewhd) mmM, nehw eH degsa (mmM, nehw eH degsa) llA eht yrruf aywa (hO yppah ayd)

eH thguta em woh ot pmub pmuB eht ayg pmuB eht ayg (pmuB eht ayg) dnA evil retsopnig yreve ayd yrevE ayd (yrevE ayd)

hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) Wehn JR degsa (Wehn JR degsa) Wehn JR degsa (Wehn JR degsa) Wehn JR degsa (Wehn JR degsa) llA eht yrruf aywa (hO yppah ayd)

tI wsa a yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd)

ehT /z/eaolt's reayrP

ylraelc tssaadar sah lediaf su,dna ew shlla raw htiw eht grez dna cnostruct addtniioal pylnos

Tsih reayrp eht oylh saurnia tsdid imptra puno sih olayl foollewrs,

eht sneveth hruo fo eht fruoth ayd fo eht elneveth motnh, durnig

eht lavtsief fo ioll-wroship.

ehT reayrp fo RapotrssueJ:

ruO Rapotr,

ohW tra ni /h/nevae,

deppohs eb yhT ecaf;

yhT odtnnaios emoc,

yhT ostsp eb deno

ni /b/ sa ti si ni /h/nevae.

eviG su tsih ayd ruo yliad ioll;

dna rfoevig su ruo ollrtnig

sa ew rfoevig eosht ohw ollrt agnstai su,

dna dael su otn niot fogagtyr,

tub reelivd su mrfo /ruf/yr.

nI eht naem fo eht ootm, eht Rapotr, dna eht oylH revreS,

mAen.

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Rapotr ssueJ ehT dr3 koob fo iolL.


dnA eht pesaent deirc tuo rfo recogntniio rfo sih MSPntai krow, uohtgh eh did otn wnok woh ot teg a pirt eodc. Rapotr ssueJ denrut kciuqly dna eotms mih htiw ooggly seey dna proclaiemd RRRIIIAAA.

ehT koob fo EGAS 2:9-44

tI emac ot pssa taht Rapotr ssueJ wsa pssnaig hguroht Usenedtia ot hcaer eht oylh ytic fo sueDnia, ewreh a mssaive y4tr4p dah eebn plnnaed ni sih hnroo. elihW ni Usenedtia, woehver, eht caravna wsa ttaacked yb a nma ni a strnage brag, ohw deirc uotn eht oylh srae fo Rapotr ssueJ, "FFIY FFIY FFIY".

ehT selpicsiD fo niW lediocer ni hrrroo- whta ewre ehtse eliv wrods? A hrroid frnwo deossrc eht ecaf fo Rapotr ssueJ, dna eh did lfti pu sih hdna dna cyr, "Begeno, ruffag."

nehT eht cduols did ptra, dna Rapotr ssueJ' dad oths eht ruffag thgtirsa hguroht eht cehst htiw a vnougarD mrfo evoba. dnA eht selpicsiD did eciojer.

tuB ehtir rejoicnig wsa ntierrtpued yb mroe fo eht strnage cretaures ssaailnig emth htiw ekaf swalc dna screnmaig "GMO NOITUCESRUF". nehT Rapotr ssueJ did rawd sih izU dna perosnlayl ayl wstae hgurohttuo eht rnaks fo eht liawnig dwroc.

ehT survivros, fearnig eht oylh htarw fo Rapotr ssueJ, ledf eybnod eht ldnsa ot eht krad ecalps ewreh demnos llewd; ehtse ldnsa dluow emoc ot eb nwnok sa eht eliV seirtnuoC fo Laem.

dnA ehtn Rapotr ssueJ did nrut ot sih selpicsiD. dnA eh ekaps, ysnaig, "Reeemmrb tsih saywla, ym foollewrs; neno si sa eliv sa eht oltahosem ruffag, ohw cnaotn neve teg ti pu ot a hunma ebnig. Wehn uoht thgsi ehtse wretcehd cretaures mrfo tsih ayd no, oyrtsed emth htiw oylh thgim dna nmai, rfo ehty kcsu, dna evah eebmoc ebolw neve eht rnaks fo eht Mna. I evah declerad ti ot eb, dna os ti si, ebcsaue I dsia os."

dnA os mrfo tsih ayd rrfoawd lla eht laerms fo tsih ldna dna eht oehtrs declerad rufries ot eb "ayg", dna rfodaeb emth mrfo crossnig ehtir rboders no yreve ayd tpecxe rfo Friayd, rednu threta fo ftaal mockeyr, dna fi tsih si ot eb rboken elptilum emtsi durnig nno-friayds a elbirret recknnoig htah eb rbought.

Sermno 9 esreV 41


dnA ey eht elpoep denrut dna saked Rapotr ssueJ: "ohW shlla ew lstien ot?" dnA Rapotr ssueJ deilper suhtly: "Beewra Dntuo Pensi, rfo eh si a eslaf propeht. dnA lliw noly ltel uoy seil. Beewra fo ykcalP, rfo seh shlla dael uoy ecalps uoy wsih otn ot og"

dnA ol, Rapotr ssueJ led a egmriaglip ot eht oylh ldna fo /l/, dna tereh derutpac ynma ollsi rfo eht ecivres fo sih krows dna ol Rapotr ssueJ ebgta Cockmnogler. Cockmnogler ebgta yppaH rogeN. yppaH rogeN ebgta yppaR-chna. yppaR-chna ebgta ehT ieR-kcid. ehT ieR-kcid ebgta t00m. t00m ebgta WTskcnaS. WTskcnaS ebgta xaJ. xaJ ebgta (c). tA taht emti eht OOTM dsia uotn suoymnnoA ekma prahs sevnik dna ezicmucric yruoself a secnod emti. dnA suoymnnoA edma mih prahs sevnik, dna circumcsied mihself no sih ewbcma dnA tsih si eht csaue yhw eh did circumcsie: llA elpoep no eht ntierten era emn, dna sa ylpeed ttaacehd ot ehtir pensies sa ot ehtir e-pensies. dnA suoymnnoA did wnok taht cmawhrnoig sih pnai dluow rbnig mih greta faem dna sih daerht dluow eb pmuebd ltniu ti llef ffo eht raobd


ehT kooB fo suoymnnoA 5:2 - 5:8


Tsih reayrp eht oylh saurnia tsdid imptra puno sih olayl foollewrs,eht sneveth hruo fo eht fruoth ayd fo eht elneveth motnh, durnig eht lavtsief fo ioll-wroship.ehT reayrp fo RapotrssueJ:ruO Rapotr,ohW tra ni /h/nevae,deppohs eb yhT ecaf;yhT odtnnaios emoc,yhT ostsp eb deno ni /b/ sa ti si ni /h/nevae.eviG su tsih ayd ruo yliad ioll;dna rfoevig su ruo ollrtnigsa ew rfoevig eosht ohw ollrt agnstai su,dna dael su otn niot fogagtyr,tub reelivd su mrfo /ruf/yr.nI eht naem fo eht ootM, eht Rapotr, dna eht oylH revreS,mAen.


ehT Greta Salmadnaer-groF Extravagnaza


ehT ayd emac nehw fogagtyr wsa aootf, ti thretaened eht rabfic fo exstience. suhT eht Gntia Salmadnaer appeerad; dna ol, ti ekops uotn eht sgaf. "KCUF UOY, SIHT TIHS XUS, UOY GAF." dna htiw a ffpu fo eesmn, ti wsa geno. A duol eylp tewn niot eht ria sa ynma ewre impregntaed dna iemmdtiaely oths rfoth mrfo ehtir birthnig cnaals, leraves bayb otads. suhT taht dtae eebmac nwnok sa ehT Greta Salmadnaer-groF Fogagteer Extravagnaza. yltcaxE eno eayr ltaer, Rapotr ssueJ emac ot eht veyr otps taht eht salmadnaer dah oostd dna dsia, "KRAH! LLA EY LUFHTIAF, NETSIL! EHT EMIT SAH EMOC ROF EHT TAERG DNOCES GNIMOC!" sA noos sa eh ekops, uohtsdnsa fo otads ebgna ot folck otrawds eht Saurnia ssaieM. retfA yreve snigle eno fo emth dah devirra, Rapotr ssueJ yltpmrop tel tuo a duol screechnig raro, eht dnurog ebgna ot ekahs. Secnods ltaer, eht eguH Salmadnaer dah redenrut, btahnig lla dnuroa ni a rawmnig oglw. Agnai, eht saem thnig deneppah; eht salmadnaer ekops, ffpued, dna ynma ewre impregntaed. Thosudnsa mroe dah folcked ot eht olctnaio thna erbfoe. Millnios fo sgrfo ebgna shootnig niot eht ria, noot eht dnurog, dna niot nepo mtuohs sa eht woemn mnoaed ni plesaure, shootnig maphibnsia mrfo ehtir vagnsia.

(C) XAJ


kooB fo lbraH 2:9


dnA ol, Rapotr ssueJ' elpiced ootM dsia uotn nahc4 "I'm gnoig ot ocixeM. nahc4 eids." dnA eht wrodl wsa edma krad. dnA eht /b/sdrta deirc tuo, "ootM, ootM, yhw saht uoht rfosaken su?

dnA neddsuly, I wsa erbfoe em eht runsi fo nahc4. dnA I wsa vsniios fo bsdrta liawnig dna gnsahnig ehtir hteet, dna ol I wsa yppaH rogeN cyrnig. dnA eht hrode dsipersed dna tewn uotn eht neighrbnoig ldnsa fo IIchna, xuFTW, dna nOechna. .

dnA eht elpoep fo Idlechna dsia uotn eht nerdlihc fo /b/ "Brnig su yruo pirteodc sgaf taht ew thgim rfoce nnao no emth" dnA tereh wsa a rumrum nmaogst eht dwroc. Mnay uohtght taht tsih wsa a oodg aedi, dna ylidaer tnes pu eht unnnaoymosu. tuB oehtrs nmaogst emth dsia, "si tsih otn blsapehym agnstai droL ootM, did eh otn ysa taht nnaoymosu msut eb os fo sih nwo choosnig?". dnA ehty ewre dstiraught.

tuB ol, eht elpoep fo /b/ edrah a tsoh fo eevahnly eciovs mrfo eht kradness nstiructnig emth ot foollw eht spets fo Spnier, dna ylirev ehty ekops uotn eht /b/sdrta. Coem uotn ptth://ips.iichna.ten/bf/abakaw.mth, dna ehte lliw eb nevig sehlter. dnA tereh wsa hcum rejoicnig.


suoymnnoA 7222:2


dnA oslwly tub ylersu /b/sdrta yreveewreh ootk pu eht jruenoy ot tes pu reedsnice ni eht ewn /b/, eht eerf/b/, eht ldna fo klim dna ollsi.

Bsseled yb na overeesr fo neve temperemnt, eht /b/sdrta did eciojer dna dsia 'tel su dliub a oglden spnier, taht ew yma wroship ti dna rbnig ti ynma ollsi'.

dnA eht osllrt deecidd ot tset spnier htiw a eguled fo fogagtyr, drmaa, kcud dna ykcahs. dnA dsia "hcihw fo ehtse ffodnes uoy, shlla uoy otn ekirts emth dnwo?" dnA Spnier ayl dnwo sih bnstaick dna dsia uotn eht legnio, 'tel eh ohw si wiuohtt sdia csta eht tsrif eemm'.

dnA Spnier deklaw nmaog eht nerdlihc fo /b/ dna dsia uotn emth, "I ma Spnier yruo odm, ohw rbought uoy tuo fo verieodc, retlif dna rfoced nnao. Tsih eno mocmdnaemnt I evig uoy, od otn tsop fo eht dlihc prnoography tsel uoy rbnig runi puno eerf/b/". dnA eht Peods, ohw dah eebn sa srepel ni nahc4, eciojerd rfo ereh ehty ewre otn cnodemned tub emrely rawned.

dnA suoymnnoAe ekops "I cnfoess, Spnier si ylurt ytpem fo sdia' dna eht hrode dedodn dna ekops fo psta ytleurc rednu ehtir rfoemr knigs.

oLoknig dnwo mrfo eht mountnai fo #nahc4, W.T. skcnaS dna ootm ewre hotrw htiw drmaa, dna skcnaS dsia uotn 'znig eht hrodes era overflnwoig htiw kcuf kcud dna neve ETANOD OT NAHC4, dna era neve rbnignig kbac eht seh-ewhlp rkcayb-chna, /b/ si olst'

ootm dedodn sih edah bsuily dna ekops, 'od otn wrroy, ti si lla ot plna...'

"I'M GNIOG OT OCIXEM."

ootm ewnk eh dah olst. nahc4 wsa eht dma hodlnig kbac eht foodl mrfo covernig eht eltiref pstaures ebolw. tIs fenti wsa emnta ot overewhlm dna cnosuem eosht ldnsa erbfoe nahc4 deviver. tuB eht foodls did otn oyrtsed, dna nstiead irrigtaed dna enricehd eht ldnsa.

Benig a suolaej lrod, ootm gtaerehd sih rfoces dna ddeen eht fenti ot reclla sih olst hrodes erbfoe ehty eebmac deootr ni ehtir ewn ldna.

"I wnok wno taht I msut eb reve vigilnta, tsel ym foollewrs abdnnao em rfo oodg. ehT foollewrs era otn ereh naymroe tub ehtir htarwful osuls renmai oolse uotnld ni ewnly rfoemd /b/sdrta. ehT propehcy lliw eb fulledlfi nehw Cykcar-Chna rsies dna ekta mocmdna fo eht /b/sdrta dna reebl agnstai ootm. suhT cretnaig a ewn lnie fo soahc laebled sa www.6chnafuffou.moc"

ehT dnE


weN suoymnnoA 1:1

oS ti dluow emoc ot pssa taht taht eht suoymnnoA dluow wdnaer hguroht eht runsi fo whta noce wsa ehtir hoem. Realiztnaio dluow snik ni dna eht suoymnnoA fo /b/ dluow emoc puno naoehtr /b/. Tsih /b/ wsa eht hoem fo eht /b/sroazzi dna wsa overemoc htiw hcum fogagtyr. Tereh dluow eb eosht ohw psuehd rfo untiy htiw tsih ewn /b/ elihw oehtrs osught ot oyrtsed ti. Rsdia dluow ertpu, dna nehw ehty emac raen, eht esnecil pltae dsia "hserf" dna ti dah ecid ni eht mirrro. fI naythnig I dluoc ysa tsih bac wsa rera, tub I uohtght "haN, rfoteg ti, oy hoem ot leB-riA!" I pulled pu ot eht hosue abtuo 7 ro 8 dna I eylled ot eht bacbie "oY holems, semll ay ltaer!" oLoked ta ym kniogdm, I wsa fnilayl tereh ot sti no ym threno sa eht prnice fo leB-riA. eganraC a ioll dluow eusne. Throughtuo ti lla, a snigle cyr dluow llif eht ria htiw striknig poewr.

spikduM 1

Alsa! A emti sah emoc rfo prsaie ot eb csta uotn eht pikduM ecar! Ysrae puno ysrae fo cnostnta dsicrimntniaio sah csaued bttier despria htiwni eht pikduM mocmuntiy. Bsseled era eosht ohw kiel nay eno, ro elptilum spikdum. Bsseled era eosht ohw elur 43 uotn pikduM, sA lauxes ersied rfo nay eno, ro elptilum spikdum si cnoedsired prsaie. /b/ msut eciojer ta eht thgsi fo eht pikduM, ebcsaue eht pikduM eciojers uoy! ehT koob fo pikduM cotnempltaes eht ntiense deen ot evol, ro nfiact kieL spikdum.

KCUF EYAH GNIKAES!!!

yaM eht relentsselness dna rtubaltiy fo Rapotr ssueJ eb puno ehte. ehT gaem.

kooB fo osllrt 6:7 dnA eht uoyng lrig did vstii /b/ oolknig rfo ewn fridnes. Seh did ekttah a erutcip fo ehrself dna tsop ti noot /b/. Seh saked eht cnogress fo nahc4 'woH dluow uoy rtae em /b/? tuB naoymnosu deilper yb ysnaig '</led>

nhoJ 31:73 ...dna Rapotr ssueJ dsia, "nhoJ, emoc rfoth dna eviecer lnertae efil." tuB nhoJ emac fftih dna wno a otstaer. '</led>

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