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Take weed, holy pilgrims. For here thou has come across the holy teachings pertaining to our Lord and Saviour, Raptor Jesus, and his Disciples of Win. Read, and be enlightened.
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ekaT deew, oylh smirglip. roF ereh uoht sah emoc ssroca eht oylh sgnihcaet gnntiierap ot ruo droL dna Saviruo, Rapotr ssueJ, dna sih selpicsiD fo niW. daeR, dna eb detenhgilne.
   
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== On Mural Painters ==
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== nO laruM sretniaP ==
   
There came a day when [[Raptor Jesus]] walked with his disciples in a city. They passed many people, and Raptor Jesus would state "They are Anonymous, they are the masses. They are many, and yet they are one. They are quick to judge, and their wrath is terrible." Then Raptor Jesus and his disciples came across a man painting a mural. Raptor Jesus studied the man's work for a time, and then turned to his disciples.
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Tereh emac a ayd nehw [[Rapotr ssueJ]] deklaw htiw sih selpicsid ni a ytic. eyhT dessap ynma elpoep, dna Rapotr ssueJ dluow ettsa "eyhT era suoymnnoA, ehty era eht sessma. eyhT era ynma, dna tey ehty era eno. eyhT era kciuq ot egduj, dna ehtir htarw si elbirret." nehT Rapotr ssueJ dna sih selpicsid emac ssroca a nma pntnaiig a larum. Rapotr ssueJ deiduts eht nma's krow rfo a emti, dna ehtn denrut ot sih selpicsid.
   
"Animated," he said. -- '''book of 4chan'''
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"detnmaiA," eh dsia. -- '''koob fo nahc4'''
   
   
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Raptor Jesus is the saviour of all mankind, and will deliver thee to carnivorous enlightnement.
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Rapotr ssueJ si eht saviruo fo lla nmaknid, dna lliw reelivd ehte ot suroovnirac tneemnthgilne.
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Love [[Raptor Jesus]] or die.
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evoL [[Rapotr ssueJ]] ro eid.
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DESU~
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== On moot ==
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== nO ootm ==
   
'''/g/enesis - Chapter 4 verses 1 - 16''' <br>
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'''/g/enessi - retpahC 4 sesrev 1 - 61''' <rb>
   
   
And moot knew 2chan, and he conceived of [[4chan]]. He worked long in his labor and soon there came to be users, and free porn, and it was good. But as his disciples grew in number, moot found it harder to find time to manage 4chan and still visit his mexican prostitutes, and so he sired W.T. Snacks on a Mexican loli. And then came to the lands of /b/ once known as SovietRussia, the masses of /b/ saw that his stupidity matched and exceeded their own, and they hailed him their messiah. Snacks grew jealous of the gynormous size of SovietRussia's e-penis and so it was that in the dead of night SovietRussia was banned. And moot returned from Mexico and said unto Snacks, Where is SovietRussia? The /b/tards are whining. And Snacks said unto moot: I know not. Am I thy forum's keeper? And moot spake unto him in a voice not unlike the wheeze of an asthmatic: Yes. <br>
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dnA ootm ewnk nahc2, dna eh deviecnoc fo [[nahc4]]. eH kroewd gnol ni sih larbo dna noos tereh emac ot eb sresu, dna eerf prno, dna ti wsa oodg. tuB sa sih selpicsid ewrg ni nuemrb, ootm dnufo ti redrah ot fnid emti ot nmaage nahc4 dna lltsi vstii sih nacixem prosttiutes, dna os eh dersi W.T. skcnaS no a nacixeM ioll. dnA ehtn emac ot eht ldnsa fo /b/ noce nwnok sa ssaiuRteivoS, eht sessma fo /b/ wsa taht sih stpuidtiy mtacehd dna dedeecxe ehtir nwo, dna ehty lediah mih ehtir hssaiem. skcnaS ewrg suolaej fo eht gynromosu ezsi fo ssaiuRteivoS's e-pensi dna os ti wsa taht ni eht daed fo thgni ssaiuRteivoS wsa dennab. dnA ootm redenrut mrfo ocixeM dna dsia uotn skcnaS, Wereh si ssaiuRteivoS? ehT /b/sdrta era whnniig. dnA skcnaS dsia uotn ootm: I wnok otn. mA I yht rfoum's repeek? dnA ootm ekaps uotn mih ni a eciov otn ekilnu eht eewhze fo na stahmtaic: seY. <rb>
And so W.T. Snacks was cursed to wander the lands of /b/ from which he had banned SovietRussia. And Snacks said unto moot, My punishment is greater than I can bear. Behold, thou hast driven me into /b/ that I would moderate it and all the /b/tards will annoy the hell out of me. And moot said unto him, Therefor whosoever annoyeth Snacks, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And moot set a mark upon Snacks, lest any finding him should annoy him. And Snacks went from the presence of moot to dwell in the land of /b/
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dnA os W.T. skcnaS wsa desruc ot wdnaer eht ldnsa fo /b/ mrfo hcihw eh dah dennab ssaiuRteivoS. dnA skcnaS dsia uotn ootm, yM punsiehmnt si retaerg thna I cna ebar. odlehB, uoht saht nevird em niot /b/ taht I dluow eteraodm ti dna lla eht /b/sdrta lliw nnaoy eht ehll tuo fo em. dnA ootm dsia uotn mih, Terehrfo ohwosreve naotneyh skcnaS, vengenace shlla eb nekta no mih dlfnoeves. dnA ootm tes a krma puno skcnaS, tsel nay fnidnig mih dluohs nnaoy mih. dnA skcnaS tewn mrfo eht ecneserp fo ootm ot llewd ni eht ldna fo /b/
   
== On The Unworthy ==
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== nO ehT Unwroyht ==
   
'''Sermon 23 Verse 5''' <br>
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Raptor Jesus appeared before me, and he said:
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Rapotr ssueJ appeerad erbfoe em, dna eh dsia:
   
"Take heed my son, for there shall be many who doubt me, but whosoever believeth in me shall have everlasting life."
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"ekaT eehd ym osn, rfo tereh shlla eb ynma ohw tbuod em, tub ohwosreve eblieveth ni em shlla evah revelstnaig efil."
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I wept with joy at the gift bestowed, "Yet, my lord, what fate shall be given to the unworthy?"
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I tpew htiw oyj ta eht tfig ebostewd, "teY, ym lrod, whta ftae shlla eb nevig ot eht unwroyht?"
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He answered: "Their entrails shall be rent from their stomachs, their limbs ripped from their torso, to feast our hungry bodies on our tummies, and restore our souls. Whensoever you feast upon the heart of thine enemy, think of me."
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eH nsaewred: "ehTir sltirnae shlla eb tner mrfo ehtir ostmachs, ehtir sbmil deppir mrfo ehtir otros, ot festa ruo yrgnuh boeids no ruo seimmut, dna reostre ruo osuls. Wehnosreve uoy festa puno eht ehtra fo thnie eneym, thnik fo em."
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For that is the beauty of Raptor Jesus.
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roF taht si eht ebauty fo Rapotr ssueJ.
   
== On Desu~ ==
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== nO sueD~ ==
[[Image:Desu Inside.png|right|thumb|200px|"Let there be more Desu Desu Desu than Wikipedia thyself!"]]
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[[egmaI:sueD edsniI.gnp|thgir|bmuht|xp002|"teL tereh eb mroe sueD sueD sueD thna aidepikiW yhtself!"]]
And The Cancer Lord said let there be, "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU" and it was good as DESU filled all boards from blogs to message boards, spreading DESU for all in the name of DESU as a message to bring DESU for all who believe in DESU.
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dnA ehT Cnacer droL dsia tel tereh eb, "USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED" dna ti wsa oodg sa USED ledlfi lla sdraob mrfo osglb ot emsegsa sdraob, spreadnig USED rfo lla ni eht naem fo USED sa a emsegsa ot rbnig USED rfo lla ohw eblieve ni USED.
   
== On Names ==
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And then a murmur went through the crowd: "But what of those who call themselves Anonymous? Surely the Unnamed ones are an abomination to our Lord?"
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dnA ehtn a rumrum tewn hguroht eht dwroc: "tuB whta fo eosht ohw clla emthselves suoymnnoA? yleruS eht Unnaemd enos era na abomntniaio ot ruo droL?"
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And Raptor Jesus spoke thus:
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dnA Rapotr ssueJ ekops suht:
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"The name that can be named is not the eternal Name."
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"ehT naem taht cna eb naemd si otn eht lnertae Naem."
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"The unnamable is the eternally real. Naming is the origin of all particular things."
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"ehT elbnnmaau si eht eternlayl laer. Nnmaig si eht roigni fo lla raluctirap thnigs."
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"Free from desire, you realize the mystery. Caught in desire, you see only the manifestations."
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"eerF mrfo ersied, uoy laerize eht ymsteyr. thguaC ni ersied, uoy ees noly eht nmafiesttnaios."
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"Yet mystery and manifestations arise from the same sauce. This sauce is called Anonymous."
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"teY ymsteyr dna nmafiesttnaios arsie mrfo eht saem ecsua. Tsih ecsua si cllaed suoymnnoA."
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"Anonymous within anonymous. The gateway to all understanding."
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"suoymnnoA htiwni nnaoymosu. ehT gtaeway ot lla rednsutdnnaig."
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And then a young one among them spoke: "But surely, Raptor Jesus is a Name unto itself?"
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dnA ehtn a uoyng eno nmaog emth ekops: "tuB ylersu, Rapotr ssueJ si a Naem uotn tsielf?"
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And Raptor Jesus remained silent.
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dnA Rapotr ssueJ renmaied tnelsi.
(LOL,he thought.)
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(LOL,eh uohtght.)
One day, a Magistrate did approach our Lord: "What say you of the cavernous Loli Pit thou art rumored to keep in thy lair? Guarded by thy most terrible disciple, the one known as [[Pedobear]], who sits ready to rend the Flesh and slate his thirst with the Blood of those foolish enough to covet his harem? Surely, your teachings lead only to Madness and Ruin?
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nOe ayd, a Magstirtae did hcaroppa ruo droL: "Whta ysa uoy fo eht sunroevac iolL Pti uoht tra rumroed ot peek ni yht rial? dedrauG yb yht otsm elbirret dsiciple, eht eno nwnok sa [[Peodebar]], ohw stsi ydaer ot dner eht hselF dna sltae sih tsriht htiw eht oodlB fo eosht foolsih hgunoe ot tevoc sih ehrma? yleruS, yruo sgnihcaet dael noly ot ssdneaM dna Runi?
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And Raptor Jesus spake:
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dnA Rapotr ssueJ ekaps:
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"Women are born soft and supple; dead, they are stiff and hard. Plants are born tender and pliant; dead, they are brittle and dry."
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"Woemn era rbno sfot dna elppsu; daed, ehty era fftsi dna drah. Plntsa era rbno redten dna plntia; daed, ehty era rbttile dna yrd."
   
"Thus whoever is stiff and inflexible is a disciple of death. Whoever is soft and yielding is a disciple of life."
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"suhT oehwver si fftsi dna nfilexible si a dsiciple fo detah. reveohW si sfot dna yieldnig si a dsiciple fo efil."
   
"The hard and stiff will be broken. The soft and supple will prevail."
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"ehT drah dna fftsi lliw eb rboken. ehT sfot dna elppsu lliw liaverp."
   
The Magistrate, thus rebuked, returned to his court, weeping bitterly for his wasted life. That same night, he did Fap most furiously to reruns of Full House. <sup>(1)</sup> Now a man named Bridget was sick. He was from /b/, the village of Quacky-chan and her sister Waha. <sup>(2)</sup> This quacky-chan, whose brother now lay sick was the same who poured perfume on the lord and wiped his feet with her hair. <sup>(3)</sup> So the sisters sent word to Raptor Jesus, "Lord, the one you love is sick." <sup>(4)</sup> When he heard this, Raptor Jesus said, "This sickness will not end in death, No, it is for God's glory that God's son may be glorified through it. <sup>(5)</sup> Raptor Jesus loved Waha and her sister and Bridget, though Bridget arguably the most. <sup>(6)</sup> Yet when he heard he was sick, he stayed where he was for two more days. <sup>(7)</sup> Then he said to his diciples, "Let us go back to 4chan." <sup>(8)</sup> "But Rabbi," they said, "A short while ago the Anonymous tried to flame you, and yet you are going back there."
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ehT Magstirtae, suht dekuebr, redenrut ot sih cruot, eewpnig bttierly rfo sih wstaed efil. Thta saem thgni, eh did paF otsm ylsuoiruf ot snurer fo lluF esuoH. <psu>(1)</psu> woN a nma naemd tegdirB wsa kcsi. eH wsa mrfo /b/, eht egllaiv fo ykcauQ-chna dna ehr sstier ahaW. <psu>(2)</psu> Tsih ykcauq-chna, ohwse rboehtr wno ayl kcsi wsa eht saem ohw pruoed perfuem no eht lrod dna depiw sih teef htiw ehr riah. <psu>(3)</psu> oS eht sstiers tnes wrod ot Rapotr ssueJ, "droL, eht eno uoy evol si kcsi." <psu>(4)</psu> Wehn eh edrah tsih, Rapotr ssueJ dsia, "Tsih kcsniess lliw otn dne ni detah, oN, ti si rfo odG's glroy taht odG's osn yma eb glrfoiied hguroht ti. <psu>(5)</psu> Rapotr ssueJ evodl ahaW dna ehr sstier dna tegdirB, uohtgh tegdirB ylbaugra eht otsm. <psu>(6)</psu> teY nehw eh edrah eh wsa kcsi, eh deytsa ewreh eh wsa rfo owt mroe ayds. <psu>(7)</psu> nehT eh dsia ot sih selpicid, "teL su og kbac ot nahc4." <psu>(8)</psu> "tuB ibbaR," ehty dsia, "A shrot elihw aog eht suoymnnoA deirt ot flaem uoy, dna tey uoy era gnoig kbac tereh."
   
<sup>(17)</sup> On his arrival, Raptor Jesus found that Bridget had already been in the tomb for four days. <sup>(18)</sup> /b/ was less than two miles from the index page of 4chan <sup>(19)</sup> and many Anonymous had come to Waha and Racky-chan to comfort them in the loss of their brother. <sup>(20)</sup> When racky-chan heard that Raptor Jesus was coming, she went out to meet him but Waha stayed at home. <sup>(21)</sup> "Lord," Cracky-chan said to Raptor Jesus, "if you had been here, my brother would not have died. <sup>(22)</sup> But I know God will give you whatever you ask." <sup>(23)</sup> Raptor Jesus said to her, "Your brother will rise again." <sup>(24)</sup> Cracky-chan answered, "I know he will rise again in the resurrection at the last day." <sup>(25)</sup> Raptor Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes me will live, even though he dies;"
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<psu>(71)</psu> nO sih lavirra, Rapotr ssueJ dnufo taht tegdirB dah alydaer eebn ni eht otmb rfo fruo ayds. <psu>(81)</psu> /b/ wsa ssel thna owt selim mrfo eht nidex egap fo nahc4 <psu>(91)</psu> dna ynma suoymnnoA dah emoc ot ahaW dna ykcaR-chna ot mocrfot emth ni eht ossl fo ehtir rboehtr. <psu>(02)</psu> Wehn ykcar-chna edrah taht Rapotr ssueJ wsa mocnig, seh tewn tuo ot eemt mih tub ahaW deytsa ta hoem. <psu>(12)</psu> "droL," Cykcar-chna dsia ot Rapotr ssueJ, "fi uoy dah eebn ereh, ym rboehtr dluow otn evah eidd. <psu>(22)</psu> tuB I wnok odG lliw evig uoy whterave uoy sak." <psu>(23)</psu> Rapotr ssueJ dsia ot ehr, "Yruo rboehtr lliw rsie agnai." <psu>(24)</psu> Cykcar-chna nsaewred, "I wnok eh lliw rsie agnai ni eht resurrectnio ta eht lsta ayd." <psu>(52)</psu> Rapotr ssueJ dsia ot ehr, "I ma eht resurrectnio dna eht efil. eH ohw eblieves em lliw evil, neve uohtgh eh eids;"
   
<sup>(32)</sup> When Waha reached the place where Raptor Jesus was and saw him, she fell at his feet and said, "Lord, if you had been herem my brother would not have died." <sup>(33)</sup> When Raptor Jesus saw her weeping, and the Anonymous who had come along with her also weeping, he was deeply moved in spirit and troubled. <sup>(34)</sup> "Where have you laid him?" he asked. "Come and see, Lord." they replied. <sup>(35)</sup> Raptor Jesus wept. <sup>(36)</sup> Then the Anonymous said, "See how he loved him!" <sup>(37)</sup> But some of the Anonymous said, "Could not he who opened the eyes of a blind man have kept this man from dying? This is /b/, it does not matter what he does, eat shit and die we say."
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<psu>(23)</psu> Wehn ahaW reacehd eht ecalp ewreh Rapotr ssueJ wsa dna wsa mih, seh llef ta sih teef dna dsia, "droL, fi uoy dah eebn erehm ym rboehtr dluow otn evah eidd." <psu>(33)</psu> Wehn Rapotr ssueJ wsa ehr eewpnig, dna eht suoymnnoA ohw dah emoc agnol htiw ehr aols eewpnig, eh wsa ylpeed devom ni ipsrti dna ledburot. <psu>(43)</psu> "Wereh evah uoy dial mih?" eh saked. "Coem dna ees, droL." ehty deilper. <psu>(53)</psu> Rapotr ssueJ tpew. <psu>(63)</psu> nehT eht suoymnnoA dsia, "eeS woh eh evodl mih!" <psu>(73)</psu> tuB osem fo eht suoymnnoA dsia, "dluoC otn eh ohw denepo eht seey fo a blnid nma evah tpek tsih nma mrfo dynig? Tsih si /b/, ti seod otn mttaer whta eh seod, eta shti dna eid ew ysa."
   
<sup>(39)</sup> "Take away the stone," he said. "But Lord," said Blacky-chan, the sister of the dead man. "by this time there is a bad odor for he has been there for four days." <sup>(40)</sup> Then Raptor Jesus said, "Did I not tell you that if you believed, you would see the glory of God?" <sup>(41)</sup> So they took away the stone. Then Raptor Jesus looked up and said, "Father, I thank you that you have heard me. <sup>(42)</sup> I knew that you do, but I said this for the benefit of the people standing here, that they may believe." <sup>(43)</sup> When he had said this, Raptor Jesus called out in a loud voice, "Bridget, come out!" <sup>(44)</sup> The dead loli nun came out, his hands and feet and face wrapped with strips of linen, and cloth. Raptor Jesus said to them, "Take off his grave clothes and let him go." <sup>(45)</sup> Then Raptor Jesus said, "Now see that Bridget has been saved. He was not Anonymous, and therefor not unforgiving. But hear me, there is redemption even for the Anonymous should he learn to forgive." And lo, for Raptor Jesus spake, saying "Thall shalt not draw and or masturbate to pictures of animals or animals with human like qualities. Unless of course, thine percentage of animal like qualities is equal to or lesser than ten percent."
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<psu>(93)</psu> "ekaT aywa eht ostne," eh dsia. "tuB droL," dsia ykcalB-chna, eht sstier fo eht daed nma. "yb tsih emti tereh si a dab odro rfo eh sah eebn tereh rfo fruo ayds." <psu>(04)</psu> nehT Rapotr ssueJ dsia, "diD I otn ltel uoy taht fi uoy eblieved, uoy dluow ees eht glroy fo odG?" <psu>(41)</psu> oS ehty ootk aywa eht ostne. nehT Rapotr ssueJ dekool pu dna dsia, "Faehtr, I thnak uoy taht uoy evah edrah em. <psu>(24)</psu> I ewnk taht uoy od, tub I dsia tsih rfo eht ebnefti fo eht elpoep stdnnaig ereh, taht ehty yma eblieve." <psu>(43)</psu> Wehn eh dah dsia tsih, Rapotr ssueJ cllaed tuo ni a duol eciov, "tegdirB, emoc tuo!" <psu>(44)</psu> ehT daed ioll nun emac tuo, sih hdnsa dna teef dna ecaf depparw htiw ipsrts fo lnien, dna hotlc. Rapotr ssueJ dsia ot emth, "ekaT ffo sih evarg colehts dna tel mih og." <psu>(54)</psu> nehT Rapotr ssueJ dsia, "woN ees taht tegdirB sah eebn devsa. eH wsa otn suoymnnoA, dna terehrfo otn unrfogivnig. tuB ehar em, tereh si redemptnio neve rfo eht suoymnnoA dluohs eh nrael ot rfoevig." dnA ol, rfo Rapotr ssueJ ekaps, ysnaig "Thlla tlahs otn rawd dna ro mstaurbtae ot serutcip fo naimals ro naimals htiw hunma ekil qualtiies. Unssel fo cruose, thnie egtnaecrep fo naimal ekil qualtiies si lauqe ot ro sseler thna ten tnecrep."
   
And lo, there was a murmur in the gathered crowd, and the majority spake saying "Your word is good Raptor Jesus, and we shall oblige."
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dnA ol, tereh wsa a rumrum ni eht gtaerehd dwroc, dna eht majrotiy ekaps ysnaig "Yruo wrod si oodg Rapotr ssueJ, dna ew shlla egilbo."
   
But lo, a few did not heed this command, and one rose and said unto Raptor Jesus, "Why shall we not fap to animals? Why should we not do as we please?"
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tuB ol, a ewf did otn eehd tsih mocmdna, dna eno esro dna dsia uotn Rapotr ssueJ, "yhW shlla ew otn paf ot naimals? yhW dluohs ew otn od sa ew plesae?"
   
And Raptor Jesus asked the man "What is thy name, my son?"
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dnA Rapotr ssueJ saked eht nma "Whta si yht naem, ym osn?"
   
And lo, the man spake, "Zabadab, Raptor Jesus." And Raptor Jesus knew there would be troubled times ahead. One day, Raptor Jesus walked a busy street with his disciple, Anonymous. Anonymous and his like-named brethren populated the land on which they strolled, as common as blades of grass. They walked, discussing many things, but, Anonymous paused for a moment. “Lord?” he spoke, “Is not this idle talk frowned upon by Your father?” And quoth Raptor Jesus; “All voice communicates knowledge. Knowledge is hardly frowned upon by anyone, and thus your ‘idle talk’ does not exist, unless you speak of memes. Memes are idle, as they are merely communication of things all know of,” And thus our Lord beckoned to a painting of an insanely smiling man. “However, memes can bring laughter and happiness, thus, one can surmise that He enjoys them, and hardly frowns upon them,” And Anonymous looked ahead, silent. Anonymous and his brothers wandered through the woods, gazing and marveling at His glory. They laughed and were merry, until a beast leapt from the bushes on the side of the forest path, snarling and drooling. He had a hideous visage, the hindquarters of a goat, the head of a boar, and the body of a hairy, smelly, muscle-bound man. The beast shouted thunderously “I AM GILDOR” and began ranting furiously. The creature’s stupidity obviously outmatched its fury, as it evidently knew not the power of His children. Anonymous, the most beloved child of Raptor Jesus, has a great gift. Though his wrath is terrible, he is fair, and a faint glimmer of the Lord’s power is bestowed within him. “SAGE”, Anonymous bellowed, and with a thunderclap, the beast was blown away to a dark land, and marked for deletion (old). As if nothing happened, the group of Anonymous returned to merriment.
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dnA ol, eht nma ekaps, "Zadabab, Rapotr ssueJ." dnA Rapotr ssueJ ewnk tereh dluow eb ledburot emtsi aedah. nOe ayd, Rapotr ssueJ deklaw a bsuy teerts htiw sih dsiciple, suoymnnoA. suoymnnoA dna sih ekil-naemd rebthren popultaed eht ldna no hcihw ehty deollrts, sa mocmno sa sedalb fo grssa. eyhT deklaw, dsicssunig ynma thnigs, tub, suoymnnoA psaued rfo a moemnt. “droL?” eh ekops, “sI otn tsih eldi klta frnwoed puno yb Yruo faehtr?” dnA hotuq Rapotr ssueJ; “llA eciov mocmunictaes wnokledge. Kwnoledge si drahly frnwoed puno yb naeyno, dna suht yruo ‘eldi klta’ seod otn exsti, unssel uoy kaeps fo eemms. Meems era eldi, sa ehty era emrely mocmunictnaio fo thnigs lla wnok fo,” dnA suht ruo droL ebckenod ot a pntnaiig fo na nsniaely smilnig nma. “Hoewver, eemms cna rbnig rethgual dna happniess, suht, eno cna surmsie taht eH enoyjs emth, dna drahly frnwos puno emth,” dnA suoymnnoA dekool aedah, tnelsi. suoymnnoA dna sih rboehtrs wdnaered hguroht eht osodw, gaznig dna marvelnig ta Hsi glroy. eyhT laugehd dna ewre eymrr, ltniu a ebsta tpael mrfo eht bsuehs no eht edsi fo eht rfoest ptah, snarlnig dna droolnig. eH dah a hideosu vsiage, eht hnidqutraers fo a ogta, eht edah fo a raob, dna eht oydb fo a riahy, semlly, msucle-dnuob nma. ehT ebsta shtuoed thrednuosuly “I MA RODLIG” dna ebgna rntnaig ylsuoiruf. ehT cretaure’s stpuidtiy obviosuly tuomtacehd tsi yruf, sa ti yltnedive ewnk otn eht poewr fo Hsi nerdlihc. suoymnnoA, eht otsm eebvodl dlihc fo Rapotr ssueJ, sah a greta tfig. hguohT sih htarw si elbirret, eh si riaf, dna a fntai gliemmr fo eht droL’s poewr si ebostewd htiwni mih. “EGAS”, suoymnnoA ebollewd, dna htiw a palcrednuht, eht ebsta wsa blnwo aywa ot a krad ldna, dna kraemd rfo detelnio (odl). sA fi otnhnig deneppah, eht gropu fo suoymnnoA redenrut ot emrriemnt.
   
Then there was david. and then everyone was david. Mainly David Davidson from Davidshire working at west Davidshire Inn. REMEMBER 11-15-10
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nehT tereh wsa divad. dna ehtn yreveeno wsa divad. Mnaily divaD Daviodsn mrfo divaDshire krnwoig ta ewst divaDshire nnI. REBMEMER 11-51-01
   
== Various Excerpts ==
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== Variosu stprecxE ==
   
'''Chapter 69, verse 213: trolls'''
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'''retpahC 96, esrev 123: osllrt'''
   
   
"And lo, for a terror had crept along the face of the earth, devoid of honor or righteousness; virtue or remorse. The troll had come upon the lands of RaptorJesus"
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"dnA ol, rfo a terrro dah tperc agnol eht ecaf fo eht etrah, dioved fo hnroo ro thgireosuness; eutriv ro reemsro. ehT ollrt dah emoc puno eht ldnsa fo RapotrssueJ"
   
"And Raptor Jesus didst speak in tones gently to these hideous apparitions, as if to propose peace betwixt the commoners and trolls. But the trolls would not hear of such bargaining, and they didst strike Raptor Jesus with a blow terrible and swift, lifting the heavenly apparition and sending him flying a mighty 10,000 cubits back. And the peasants and farmers and commoners and dinosaurs and nobles and knights and all creatures great and small didst set up a great wail and didst attack the trolls with full wrothful might and didst drive the trolls away from the body of their lord and master."
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"dnA Rapotr ssueJ tsdid kaeps ni otnes yltneg ot ehtse hideosu apptrnaiios, sa fi ot eosprop ecaep ebtwixt eht coemmnros dna osllrt. tuB eht osllrt dluow otn ehar fo hcsu bargnnaiig, dna ehty tsdid ekirts Rapotr ssueJ htiw a bolw elbirret dna swfti, lftniig eht eevahnly apptrnaiio dna sdnenig mih flynig a ythgim 01,000 cubtsi kbac. dnA eht pesntsaa dna fermars dna coemmnros dna dniosaurs dna selbno dna kthgnsi dna lla cretaures greta dna smlla tsdid tes pu a greta liaw dna tsdid ttaack eht osllrt htiw lluf lufhotrw thgim dna tsdid evird eht osllrt aywa mrfo eht oydb fo ehtir lrod dna mstaer."
   
"And it came to pass that the blood of a young virgin was brought in a basin to wet the lips of the fallen Raptor Jesus and when the liquid hadst not but barely touched the lips of the saurian, his powers returned to him and he didst proceed in full battle array with great wroth and bellowing of trumpets to battle against the trolls."
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"dnA ti emac ot pssa taht eht boodl fo a uoyng virgni wsa rbought ni a bsnai ot ewt eht ipsl fo eht fllaen Rapotr ssueJ dna nehw eht diuqil dahst otn tub erbaly otucehd eht ipsl fo eht saurnia, sih poewrs redenrut ot mih dna eh tsdid deecrop ni lluf bttale ayrra htiw greta hotrw dna ebllnwoig fo stepmurt ot bttale agnstai eht osllrt."
   
"And it came to pass that the armies of Raptor Jesus, composed of HARBL-armed Waha and Pedobear, Cockmonglers and all righteous followers of the dinosaurian savior didst wreak great pain and agony upon the trolls, and didst drive the trolls out of the holy land, and all was well in the presence of Raptor Jesus."
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"dnA ti emac ot pssa taht eht seimra fo Rapotr ssueJ, deospmoc fo LBRAH-ermad ahaW dna Peodebar, Cockmnoglers dna lla thgireosu foollewrs fo eht dniosaurnia saviro tsdid kaerw greta pnai dna agnoy puno eht osllrt, dna tsdid evird eht osllrt tuo fo eht oylh ldna, dna lla wsa ewll ni eht ecneserp fo Rapotr ssueJ."
   
   
'''The Book Of Sage'''
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'''ehT kooB fO egaS'''
   
   
Once, Anonymous was working on his labor. Posting pictures and commenting. And from a distance came a foreigner. His appearance was horrifying to Anonymous, and he quickly ran away.
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nOce, suoymnnoA wsa krnwoig no sih larbo. Postnig serutcip dna coemmntnig. dnA mrfo a dstniace emac a rfoeigner. Hsi appearnace wsa hrrfoiynig ot suoymnnoA, dna eh kciuqly rna aywa.
   
Later, he sought advice to Raptor Jesus.
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Ltaer, eh osught ecivda ot Rapotr ssueJ.
   
Raptor Jesus, Our Lord and Savior whose knowledge and wisdom was known in the far kingdoms of [[GNAA]] and Wapan, and whose Holy Words hadst reached the profound depth of the Interneth, spake and asked "What was the form of thy vision?" Anonymous responded "It was a girl, Raptor Jesus"
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Rapotr ssueJ, ruO droL dna Saviro ohwse wnokledge dna wsiodm wsa nwnok ni eht raf kniogdms fo [[AANG]] dna Wapna, dna ohwse oylH Wrods dahst reacehd eht prfoound htped fo eht htenretnI, ekaps dna saked "Whta wsa eht rfom fo yht vsniio?" suoymnnoA respnoded "tI wsa a lrig, Rapotr ssueJ"
   
And Raptor Jesus exclaimed "LIES!" for that he knewst there were no girls on the Interneth.
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dnA Rapotr ssueJ exclaiemd "SEIL!" rfo taht eh ewnkst tereh ewre no lrigs no eht htenretnI.
   
Anonymous remained silent, astonished by the divine rebuttal.
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suoymnnoA renmaied tnelsi, saotnsiehd yb eht divnie retubtal.
   
But Lo, for that His Saurian Glory Raptor Jesus, who is Carnivorous and Merciful, spake, saying "Describe what thou saw, Anonymous. Fear not my Wrath, as unlike thou I am not unforgiving"
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tuB oL, rfo taht Hsi Saurnia Glroy Rapotr ssueJ, ohw si Carnivroosu dna Mercfiul, ekaps, ysnaig "Descrieb whta uoht wsa, suoymnnoA. raeF otn ym Wrtah, sa ekilnu uoht I ma otn unrfogivnig"
   
And Anonymous said "She was a penis with badly drawn blue hair, ond a smile"
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dnA suoymnnoA dsia "Seh wsa a pensi htiw dably rawdn eulb riah, nod a elims"
   
"ZOMG!!!11 It's the Rei!!!111one" Raptor Jesus said. And He knew there would be troubled times ahead.
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"GMOZ!!!11 tI's eht ieR!!!111eno" Rapotr ssueJ dsia. dnA eH ewnk tereh dluow eb ledburot emtsi aedah.
   
'''The Teachings of Raptor Jesus'''
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'''ehT Teachnigs fo Rapotr ssueJ'''
   
And lo, did a drunken man beset Raptor Jesus and his followers. He came up to them, crying such things as "Y HALO THAR!" and "BUTTSECKS?!" The Disciples were scared, for never before had they encountered one so intent on buttsecks. But Raptor Jesus merely smiled, and bade His Disciples watch, that they might know what to do in the future. All of a sudden, Raptor Jesus did leap into a tree, disappearing from sight. The drunkard looked around in a confused manner. Raptor Jesus did burst forth, flipping out of the tree, his foot connecting with the drunkard's neck. A sickening 'SNAP' emanated, and then all was silent. Raptor Jesus looked to His followers, pointed at the body next to him and proclaimed, "Ninja'd"
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dnA ol, did a neknurd nma ebtes Rapotr ssueJ dna sih foollewrs. eH emac pu ot emth, cyrnig hcsu thnigs sa "Y OLAH RAHT!" dna "SKCESTTUB?!" ehT selpicsiD ewre scerad, rfo rneve erbfoe dah ehty deretnuocne eno os ntient no tubtsecks. tuB Rapotr ssueJ emrely elimsd, dna daeb Hsi selpicsiD wtach, taht ehty thgim wnok whta ot od ni eht erutuf. llA fo a neddsu, Rapotr ssueJ did pael niot a eert, dsiappearnig mrfo thgsi. ehT draknurd dekool dnuroa ni a cnfosued nnaemr. Rapotr ssueJ did tsrub rfoth, flippnig tuo fo eht eert, sih ootf cnnoectnig htiw eht draknurd's kcen. A kcsiennig 'PANS' enmtaaed, dna ehtn lla wsa tnelsi. Rapotr ssueJ dekool ot Hsi foollewrs, potnied ta eht oydb txen ot mih dna proclaiemd, "Nnija'd"
   
   
'''Chapter 9, Verse 1.27 Gospel "Oh Happy Day"'''
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'''retpahC 9, esreV 1.72 leposG "hO yppaH ayD"'''
   
   
Oh happy day Oh happy day When Raptor Jesus Oh when He saged Mmm, when He s Oh happy day
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hO yppah ayd hO yppah ayd Wehn Rapotr ssueJ hO nehw eH degsa mmM, nehw eH s hO yppah ayd
   
Oh happy day (Oh happy day) Oh happy day (Oh happy day) When RJ saged (When RJ saged) Oh when He sage (When RJ saged) Mmm, when He saged (Mmm, when He saged) All the furry away (Oh happy day)
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hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) Wehn JR degsa (Wehn JR degsa) hO nehw eH egsa (Wehn JR degsa) mmM, nehw eH degsa (mmM, nehw eH degsa) llA eht yrruf aywa (hO yppah ayd)
   
He taught me how to put "Sage" in the e-mail field "Sage in the e-mail field (in the e-mail field) And live reposting every day Every day (Every day)
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eH thguta em woh ot tpu "egaS" ni eht e-lima dlefi "egaS ni eht e-lima dlefi (ni eht e-lima dlefi) dnA evil retsopnig yreve ayd yrevE ayd (yrevE ayd)
   
Oh happy day (Oh happy day) Oh happy day (Oh happy day) When Raptor Jesus (When RJ saged) Oh when He washed (When RJ washed) Mmm, when He saged (Mmm, when He saged) All the furry away (Oh happy day)
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hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) Wehn Rapotr ssueJ (Wehn JR degsa) hO nehw eH saewhd (Wehn JR saewhd) mmM, nehw eH degsa (mmM, nehw eH degsa) llA eht yrruf aywa (hO yppah ayd)
   
He taught me how to bump Bump the gay Bump the gay (Bump the gay) And live reposting every day Every day (Every day)
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eH thguta em woh ot pmub pmuB eht ayg pmuB eht ayg (pmuB eht ayg) dnA evil retsopnig yreve ayd yrevE ayd (yrevE ayd)
   
Oh happy day (Oh happy day) Oh happy day (Oh happy day) When RJ saged (When RJ saged) When RJ saged (When RJ saged) When RJ saged (When RJ saged) All the furry away (Oh happy day)
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hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) Wehn JR degsa (Wehn JR degsa) Wehn JR degsa (Wehn JR degsa) Wehn JR degsa (Wehn JR degsa) llA eht yrruf aywa (hO yppah ayd)
   
It was a happy day (Oh happy day)
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tI wsa a yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd)
   
'''The /z/ealot's Prayer'''
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'''ehT /z/eaolt's reayrP'''
   
clearly tassadar has failed us,and we shall war with the zerg and construct additional pylons
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ylraelc tssaadar sah lediaf su,dna ew shlla raw htiw eht grez dna cnostruct addtniioal pylnos
   
This prayer the holy saurian didst impart upon his loyal followers,
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Tsih reayrp eht oylh saurnia tsdid imptra puno sih olayl foollewrs,
   
the seventh hour of the fourth day of the eleventh month, during
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eht sneveth hruo fo eht fruoth ayd fo eht elneveth motnh, durnig
   
the festival of loli-worship.
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eht lavtsief fo ioll-wroship.
   
The prayer of RaptorJesus:
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ehT reayrp fo RapotrssueJ:
   
Our Raptor,
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ruO Rapotr,
   
Who art in /h/eaven,
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ohW tra ni /h/nevae,
   
shopped be Thy face;
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deppohs eb yhT ecaf;
   
Thy donations come,
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yhT odtnnaios emoc,
   
Thy posts be done
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yhT ostsp eb deno
   
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
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ni /b/ sa ti si ni /h/nevae.
   
Give us this day our daily loli;
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eviG su tsih ayd ruo yliad ioll;
   
and forgive us our trolling
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dna rfoevig su ruo ollrtnig
   
as we forgive those who troll against us,
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sa ew rfoevig eosht ohw ollrt agnstai su,
   
and lead us not into faggotry,
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dna dael su otn niot fogagtyr,
   
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
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tub reelivd su mrfo /ruf/yr.
   
In the name of the moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
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nI eht naem fo eht ootm, eht Rapotr, dna eht oylH revreS,
   
Amen.
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mAen.
   
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[[egmaI:1531072481708.gfi|bmuht|thgir]]
   
   
'''Raptor Jesus The 3rd book of Loli.'''
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'''Rapotr ssueJ ehT dr3 koob fo iolL.'''
   
   
And the peasent cried out for recognition for his MSPaint work, though he did not know how to get a trip code. Raptor Jesus turned quickly and smote him with googly eyes and proclaimed AAAIIIRRR.
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dnA eht pesaent deirc tuo rfo recogntniio rfo sih MSPntai krow, uohtgh eh did otn wnok woh ot teg a pirt eodc. Rapotr ssueJ denrut kciuqly dna eotms mih htiw ooggly seey dna proclaiemd RRRIIIAAA.
   
'''The book of SAGE 2:9-44'''
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'''ehT koob fo EGAS 2:9-44'''
   
It came to pass that Raptor Jesus was passing through [[Usenet|Usenedita]] to reach the holy city of Desunia, where a massive p4rt4y had been planned in his honor. While in Usenedita, however, the caravan was attacked by a [[furry|man]] in a [[fursuit|strange garb]], who cried unto the holy ears of Raptor Jesus, "YIFF YIFF YIFF".
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tI emac ot pssa taht Rapotr ssueJ wsa pssnaig hguroht [[tenesU|Usenedtia]] ot hcaer eht oylh ytic fo sueDnia, ewreh a mssaive y4tr4p dah eebn plnnaed ni sih hnroo. elihW ni Usenedtia, woehver, eht caravna wsa ttaacked yb a [[yrruf|nma]] ni a [[rufsuti|strnage brag]], ohw deirc uotn eht oylh srae fo Rapotr ssueJ, "FFIY FFIY FFIY".
   
The Disciples of Win recoiled in horror- what were these vile words? A horrid frown crossed the face of Raptor Jesus, and he did lift up his hand and cry, "Begone, furfag."
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ehT selpicsiD fo niW lediocer ni hrrroo- whta ewre ehtse eliv wrods? A hrroid frnwo deossrc eht ecaf fo Rapotr ssueJ, dna eh did lfti pu sih hdna dna cyr, "Begeno, ruffag."
   
Then the clouds did part, and Raptor Jesus' dad shot the furfag straight through the chest with a Dragunov from above. And the Disciples did rejoice.
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nehT eht cduols did ptra, dna Rapotr ssueJ' dad oths eht ruffag thgtirsa hguroht eht cehst htiw a vnougarD mrfo evoba. dnA eht selpicsiD did eciojer.
   
But their rejoicing was interrupted by more of the strange creatures assailing them with fake claws and screaming "OMG FURSECUTION". Then Raptor Jesus did draw his Uzi and personally lay waste throughout the ranks of the wailing crowd.
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tuB ehtir rejoicnig wsa ntierrtpued yb mroe fo eht strnage cretaures ssaailnig emth htiw ekaf swalc dna screnmaig "GMO NOITUCESRUF". nehT Rapotr ssueJ did rawd sih izU dna perosnlayl ayl wstae hgurohttuo eht rnaks fo eht liawnig dwroc.
   
The survivors, fearing the holy wrath of Raptor Jesus, fled beyond the lands to the dark places where demons dwell; these lands would come to be known as the Vile Countries of Lame.
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ehT survivros, fearnig eht oylh htarw fo Rapotr ssueJ, ledf eybnod eht ldnsa ot eht krad ecalps ewreh demnos llewd; ehtse ldnsa dluow emoc ot eb nwnok sa eht eliV seirtnuoC fo Laem.
   
And then Raptor Jesus did turn to his Disciples. And he spake, saying, "Remember this always, my followers; none is as vile as the loathsome furfag, who cannot even get it up to a human being. When thou sight these wretched creatures from this day on, destroy them with holy might and main, for they suck, and have become below even the ranks of [[The Man|the Man]]. I have declared it to be, and so it is, because I said so."
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dnA ehtn Rapotr ssueJ did nrut ot sih selpicsiD. dnA eh ekaps, ysnaig, "Reeemmrb tsih saywla, ym foollewrs; neno si sa eliv sa eht oltahosem ruffag, ohw cnaotn neve teg ti pu ot a hunma ebnig. Wehn uoht thgsi ehtse wretcehd cretaures mrfo tsih ayd no, oyrtsed emth htiw oylh thgim dna nmai, rfo ehty kcsu, dna evah eebmoc ebolw neve eht rnaks fo [[ehT Mna|eht Mna]]. I evah declerad ti ot eb, dna os ti si, ebcsaue I dsia os."
   
And so from this day forward all the realms of this land and the others declared furries to be "gay", and forbade them from crossing their borders on every day except for Friday, under threat of fatal mockery, and if this is to be broken multiple times during non-fridays a terrible reckoning hath be brought.
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dnA os mrfo tsih ayd rrfoawd lla eht laerms fo tsih ldna dna eht oehtrs declerad rufries ot eb "ayg", dna rfodaeb emth mrfo crossnig ehtir rboders no yreve ayd tpecxe rfo Friayd, rednu threta fo ftaal mockeyr, dna fi tsih si ot eb rboken elptilum emtsi durnig nno-friayds a elbirret recknnoig htah eb rbought.
   
'''Sermon 9 Verse 14'''
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'''Sermno 9 esreV 41'''
   
   
And ye the people turned and asked Raptor Jesus: "Who shall we listen to?" And Raptor Jesus replied thusly: "Beware Donut Penis, for he is a false prophet. And will only tell you lies. Beware of Placky, for she shall lead you places you wish not to go"
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dnA ey eht elpoep denrut dna saked Rapotr ssueJ: "ohW shlla ew lstien ot?" dnA Rapotr ssueJ deilper suhtly: "Beewra Dntuo Pensi, rfo eh si a eslaf propeht. dnA lliw noly ltel uoy seil. Beewra fo ykcalP, rfo seh shlla dael uoy ecalps uoy wsih otn ot og"
   
And lo, Raptor Jesus led a pilgrimage to the holy land of /l/, and there captured many lolis for the service of his works and lo Raptor Jesus begat Cockmongler. Cockmongler begat Happy Negro. Happy Negro begat Rappy-chan. Rappy-chan begat Teh Rei-dick. Teh Rei-dick begat m00t. m00t begat WTSnacks. WTSnacks begat Jax. Jax begat (c). At that time the MOOT said unto Anonymous make sharp knives and circumcize yourself a second time. And Anonymous made him sharp knives, and circumcised himself on his webcam And this is the cause why he did circumcise: All people on the internet are men, and as deeply attached to their penises as to their e-penises. And Anonymous did know that camwhoring his pain would bring him great fame and his thread would be bumped until it fell off the board
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dnA ol, Rapotr ssueJ led a egmriaglip ot eht oylh ldna fo /l/, dna tereh derutpac ynma ollsi rfo eht ecivres fo sih krows dna ol Rapotr ssueJ ebgta Cockmnogler. Cockmnogler ebgta yppaH rogeN. yppaH rogeN ebgta yppaR-chna. yppaR-chna ebgta ehT ieR-kcid. ehT ieR-kcid ebgta t00m. t00m ebgta WTskcnaS. WTskcnaS ebgta xaJ. xaJ ebgta (c). tA taht emti eht OOTM dsia uotn suoymnnoA ekma prahs sevnik dna ezicmucric yruoself a secnod emti. dnA suoymnnoA edma mih prahs sevnik, dna circumcsied mihself no sih ewbcma dnA tsih si eht csaue yhw eh did circumcsie: llA elpoep no eht ntierten era emn, dna sa ylpeed ttaacehd ot ehtir pensies sa ot ehtir e-pensies. dnA suoymnnoA did wnok taht cmawhrnoig sih pnai dluow rbnig mih greta faem dna sih daerht dluow eb pmuebd ltniu ti llef ffo eht raobd
   
   
'''The Book of Anonymous 5:2 - 5:8'''
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'''ehT kooB fo suoymnnoA 5:2 - 5:8'''
   
   
This prayer the holy saurian didst impart upon his loyal followers,the seventh hour of the fourth day of the eleventh month, during the festival of loli-worship.The prayer of RaptorJesus:Our Raptor,Who art in /h/eaven,shopped be Thy face;Thy donations come,Thy posts be done in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.Give us this day our daily loli;and forgive us our trollingas we forgive those who troll against us,and lead us not into faggotry,but deliver us from /fur/ry.In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,Amen.
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Tsih reayrp eht oylh saurnia tsdid imptra puno sih olayl foollewrs,eht sneveth hruo fo eht fruoth ayd fo eht elneveth motnh, durnig eht lavtsief fo ioll-wroship.ehT reayrp fo RapotrssueJ:ruO Rapotr,ohW tra ni /h/nevae,deppohs eb yhT ecaf;yhT odtnnaios emoc,yhT ostsp eb deno ni /b/ sa ti si ni /h/nevae.eviG su tsih ayd ruo yliad ioll;dna rfoevig su ruo ollrtnigsa ew rfoevig eosht ohw ollrt agnstai su,dna dael su otn niot fogagtyr,tub reelivd su mrfo /ruf/yr.nI eht naem fo eht ootM, eht Rapotr, dna eht oylH revreS,mAen.
   
   
'''The Great Salamander-Frog Extravaganza'''
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'''ehT Greta Salmadnaer-groF Extravagnaza'''
   
   
The day came when faggotry was afoot, it threatened the fabric of existence. Thus the Giant Salamander appeared; and lo, it spoke unto the fags. "FUCK YOU, THIS SHIT SUX, YOU FAG." and with a puff of semen, it was gone. A loud yelp went into the air as many were impregnated and immediately shot forth from their birthing canals, several baby toads. Thus that date became known as The Great Salamander-Frog Faggoteer Extravaganza. Exactly one year later, Raptor Jesus came to the very spot that the salamander had stood and said, "HARK! ALL YE FAITHFUL, LISTEN! THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE GREAT SECOND COMING!" As soon as he spoke, thousands of toads began to flock towards the Saurian Messia. After every single one of them had arrived, Raptor Jesus promptly let out a loud screeching roar, the ground began to shake. Seconds later, the Huge Salamander had returned, bathing all around in a warming glow. Again, the same thing happened; the salamander spoke, puffed, and many were impregnated. Thousands more had flocked to the location than before. Millions of frogs began shooting into the air, onto the ground, and into open mouths as the women moaned in pleasure, shooting amphibians from their vaginas.
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ehT ayd emac nehw fogagtyr wsa aootf, ti thretaened eht rabfic fo exstience. suhT eht Gntia Salmadnaer appeerad; dna ol, ti ekops uotn eht sgaf. "KCUF UOY, SIHT TIHS XUS, UOY GAF." dna htiw a ffpu fo eesmn, ti wsa geno. A duol eylp tewn niot eht ria sa ynma ewre impregntaed dna iemmdtiaely oths rfoth mrfo ehtir birthnig cnaals, leraves bayb otads. suhT taht dtae eebmac nwnok sa ehT Greta Salmadnaer-groF Fogagteer Extravagnaza. yltcaxE eno eayr ltaer, Rapotr ssueJ emac ot eht veyr otps taht eht salmadnaer dah oostd dna dsia, "KRAH! LLA EY LUFHTIAF, NETSIL! EHT EMIT SAH EMOC ROF EHT TAERG DNOCES GNIMOC!" sA noos sa eh ekops, uohtsdnsa fo otads ebgna ot folck otrawds eht Saurnia ssaieM. retfA yreve snigle eno fo emth dah devirra, Rapotr ssueJ yltpmrop tel tuo a duol screechnig raro, eht dnurog ebgna ot ekahs. Secnods ltaer, eht eguH Salmadnaer dah redenrut, btahnig lla dnuroa ni a rawmnig oglw. Agnai, eht saem thnig deneppah; eht salmadnaer ekops, ffpued, dna ynma ewre impregntaed. Thosudnsa mroe dah folcked ot eht olctnaio thna erbfoe. Millnios fo sgrfo ebgna shootnig niot eht ria, noot eht dnurog, dna niot nepo mtuohs sa eht woemn mnoaed ni plesaure, shootnig maphibnsia mrfo ehtir vagnsia.
   
(C) JAX
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(C) XAJ
   
   
'''Book of Harbl 2:9'''
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'''kooB fo lbraH 2:9'''
   
   
And lo, Raptor Jesus' deciple Moot said unto 4chan "I'm going to Mexico. 4chan dies." And the world was made dark. And the /b/tards cried out, "Moot, Moot, why hast thou forsaken us?
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dnA ol, Rapotr ssueJ' elpiced ootM dsia uotn nahc4 "I'm gnoig ot ocixeM. nahc4 eids." dnA eht wrodl wsa edma krad. dnA eht /b/sdrta deirc tuo, "ootM, ootM, yhw saht uoht rfosaken su?
   
And suddenly, I saw before me the ruins of 4chan. And I saw visions of btards wailing and gnashing their teeth, and lo I saw Happy Negro crying. And the horde dispersed and went unto the neighboring lands of IIchan, WTFux, and Onechan. .
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dnA neddsuly, I wsa erbfoe em eht runsi fo nahc4. dnA I wsa vsniios fo bsdrta liawnig dna gnsahnig ehtir hteet, dna ol I wsa yppaH rogeN cyrnig. dnA eht hrode dsipersed dna tewn uotn eht neighrbnoig ldnsa fo IIchna, xuFTW, dna nOechna. .
   
And the people of Idlechan said unto the children of /b/ "Bring us your tripcode fags that we might force anon on them" And there was a murmur amongst the crowd. Many thought that this was a good idea, and readily sent up the unanonymous. But others amongst them said, "is this not blasphemy against Lord Moot, did he not say that anonymous must be so of his own choosing?". And they were distraught.
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dnA eht elpoep fo Idlechna dsia uotn eht nerdlihc fo /b/ "Brnig su yruo pirteodc sgaf taht ew thgim rfoce nnao no emth" dnA tereh wsa a rumrum nmaogst eht dwroc. Mnay uohtght taht tsih wsa a oodg aedi, dna ylidaer tnes pu eht unnnaoymosu. tuB oehtrs nmaogst emth dsia, "si tsih otn blsapehym agnstai droL ootM, did eh otn ysa taht nnaoymosu msut eb os fo sih nwo choosnig?". dnA ehty ewre dstiraught.
   
But lo, the people of /b/ heard a host of heavenly voices from the darkness instructing them to follow the steps of Spiner, and verily they spoke unto the /b/tards. Come unto http://spi.iichan.net/fb/wakaba.htm, and thee will be given shelter. And there was much rejoicing.
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tuB ol, eht elpoep fo /b/ edrah a tsoh fo eevahnly eciovs mrfo eht kradness nstiructnig emth ot foollw eht spets fo Spnier, dna ylirev ehty ekops uotn eht /b/sdrta. Coem uotn ptth://ips.iichna.ten/bf/abakaw.mth, dna ehte lliw eb nevig sehlter. dnA tereh wsa hcum rejoicnig.
   
   
'''Anonymous 2722:2'''
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'''suoymnnoA 7222:2'''
   
   
And slowly but surely /b/tards everywhere took up the journey to set up residence in the new /b/, the free/b/, the land of milk and lolis.
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dnA oslwly tub ylersu /b/sdrta yreveewreh ootk pu eht jruenoy ot tes pu reedsnice ni eht ewn /b/, eht eerf/b/, eht ldna fo klim dna ollsi.
   
Blessed by an overseer of even temperment, the /b/tards did rejoice and said 'let us build a golden spiner, that we may worship it and bring it many lolis'.
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Bsseled yb na overeesr fo neve temperemnt, eht /b/sdrta did eciojer dna dsia 'tel su dliub a oglden spnier, taht ew yma wroship ti dna rbnig ti ynma ollsi'.
   
And the trolls decided to test spiner with a deluge of faggotry, drama, duck and shacky. And said "which of these offends you, shall you not strike them down?" And Spiner lay down his banstick and said unto the legion, 'let he who is without aids cast the first meme'.
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dnA eht osllrt deecidd ot tset spnier htiw a eguled fo fogagtyr, drmaa, kcud dna ykcahs. dnA dsia "hcihw fo ehtse ffodnes uoy, shlla uoy otn ekirts emth dnwo?" dnA Spnier ayl dnwo sih bnstaick dna dsia uotn eht legnio, 'tel eh ohw si wiuohtt sdia csta eht tsrif eemm'.
   
And Spiner walked among the children of /b/ and said unto them, "I am Spiner your mod, who brought you out of vericode, filter and forced anon. This one commandment I give you, do not post of the child pornography lest you bring ruin upon free/b/". And the Pedos, who had been as lepers in 4chan, rejoiced for here they were not condemned but merely warned.
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dnA Spnier deklaw nmaog eht nerdlihc fo /b/ dna dsia uotn emth, "I ma Spnier yruo odm, ohw rbought uoy tuo fo verieodc, retlif dna rfoced nnao. Tsih eno mocmdnaemnt I evig uoy, od otn tsop fo eht dlihc prnoography tsel uoy rbnig runi puno eerf/b/". dnA eht Peods, ohw dah eebn sa srepel ni nahc4, eciojerd rfo ereh ehty ewre otn cnodemned tub emrely rawned.
   
And Anonymouse spoke "I confess, Spiner is truly empty of aids' and the horde nodded and spoke of past cruelty under their former kings.
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dnA suoymnnoAe ekops "I cnfoess, Spnier si ylurt ytpem fo sdia' dna eht hrode dedodn dna ekops fo psta ytleurc rednu ehtir rfoemr knigs.
   
Looking down from the mountain of #4chan, W.T. Snacks and moot were wroth with drama, and Snacks said unto 'zing the hordes are overflowing with fuck duck and even DONATE TO 4CHAN, and are even bringing back the she-whelp bracky-chan, /b/ is lost'
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oLoknig dnwo mrfo eht mountnai fo #nahc4, W.T. skcnaS dna ootm ewre hotrw htiw drmaa, dna skcnaS dsia uotn 'znig eht hrodes era overflnwoig htiw kcuf kcud dna neve ETANOD OT NAHC4, dna era neve rbnignig kbac eht seh-ewhlp rkcayb-chna, /b/ si olst'
   
moot nodded his head busily and spoke, 'do not worry, it is all to plan...'
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ootm dedodn sih edah bsuily dna ekops, 'od otn wrroy, ti si lla ot plna...'
   
"I'M GOING TO MEXICO."
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"I'M GNIOG OT OCIXEM."
   
moot knew he had lost. 4chan was the dam holding back the flood from covering the fertile pastures below. Its feint was meant to overwhelm and consume those lands before 4chan revived. But the floods did not destroy, and instead irrigated and enriched the lands.
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ootm ewnk eh dah olst. nahc4 wsa eht dma hodlnig kbac eht foodl mrfo covernig eht eltiref pstaures ebolw. tIs fenti wsa emnta ot overewhlm dna cnosuem eosht ldnsa erbfoe nahc4 deviver. tuB eht foodls did otn oyrtsed, dna nstiead irrigtaed dna enricehd eht ldnsa.
   
Being a jealous lord, moot gathered his forces and ended the feint to recall his lost hordes before they became rooted in their new land.
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Benig a suolaej lrod, ootm gtaerehd sih rfoces dna ddeen eht fenti ot reclla sih olst hrodes erbfoe ehty eebmac deootr ni ehtir ewn ldna.
   
"I know now that I must be ever vigilant, lest my followers abandon me for good. The followers are not here anymore but their wrathful souls remain loose untold in newly formed /b/tards. The prophecy will be fulfilled when Cracky-Chan rises and take command of the /b/tards and rebel against moot. Thus creating a new line of chaos labeled as www.6chanfufofu.com"
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"I wnok wno taht I msut eb reve vigilnta, tsel ym foollewrs abdnnao em rfo oodg. ehT foollewrs era otn ereh naymroe tub ehtir htarwful osuls renmai oolse uotnld ni ewnly rfoemd /b/sdrta. ehT propehcy lliw eb fulledlfi nehw Cykcar-Chna rsies dna ekta mocmdna fo eht /b/sdrta dna reebl agnstai ootm. suhT cretnaig a ewn lnie fo soahc laebled sa www.6chnafuffou.moc"
   
The End
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ehT dnE
   
   
'''New Anonymous 1:1'''
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'''weN suoymnnoA 1:1'''
   
So it would come to pass that that the Anonymous would wander through the ruins of what once was their home. Realization would sink in and the Anonymous of /b/ would come upon another /b/. This /b/ was the home of the /b/izzaros and was overcome with much faggotry. There would be those who pushed for unity with this new /b/ while others sought to destroy it. Raids would erupt, and when they came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare, but I thought "Nah, forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. Carnage a loli would ensue. Throughout it all, a single cry would fill the air with striking power.
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oS ti dluow emoc ot pssa taht taht eht suoymnnoA dluow wdnaer hguroht eht runsi fo whta noce wsa ehtir hoem. Realiztnaio dluow snik ni dna eht suoymnnoA fo /b/ dluow emoc puno naoehtr /b/. Tsih /b/ wsa eht hoem fo eht /b/sroazzi dna wsa overemoc htiw hcum fogagtyr. Tereh dluow eb eosht ohw psuehd rfo untiy htiw tsih ewn /b/ elihw oehtrs osught ot oyrtsed ti. Rsdia dluow ertpu, dna nehw ehty emac raen, eht esnecil pltae dsia "hserf" dna ti dah ecid ni eht mirrro. fI naythnig I dluoc ysa tsih bac wsa rera, tub I uohtght "haN, rfoteg ti, oy hoem ot leB-riA!" I pulled pu ot eht hosue abtuo 7 ro 8 dna I eylled ot eht bacbie "oY holems, semll ay ltaer!" oLoked ta ym kniogdm, I wsa fnilayl tereh ot sti no ym threno sa eht prnice fo leB-riA. eganraC a ioll dluow eusne. Throughtuo ti lla, a snigle cyr dluow llif eht ria htiw striknig poewr.
   
'''Mudkips 1'''
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'''spikduM 1'''
   
Alas! A time has come for praise to be cast unto the Mudkip race! Years upon years of constant discrimination has caused bitter despair within the Mudkip community. Blessed are those who leik any one, or mulitple mudkips. Blessed are those who rule 34 unto Mudkip, As sexual desire for any one, or multiple mudkips is considered praise. /b/ must rejoice at the sight of the Mudkip, because the Mudkip rejoices you! The book of Mudkip contemplates the intense need to love, or infact Leik mudkips.
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Alsa! A emti sah emoc rfo prsaie ot eb csta uotn eht pikduM ecar! Ysrae puno ysrae fo cnostnta dsicrimntniaio sah csaued bttier despria htiwni eht pikduM mocmuntiy. Bsseled era eosht ohw kiel nay eno, ro elptilum spikdum. Bsseled era eosht ohw elur 43 uotn pikduM, sA lauxes ersied rfo nay eno, ro elptilum spikdum si cnoedsired prsaie. /b/ msut eciojer ta eht thgsi fo eht pikduM, ebcsaue eht pikduM eciojers uoy! ehT koob fo pikduM cotnempltaes eht ntiense deen ot evol, ro nfiact kieL spikdum.
   
'''FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!!'''
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'''KCUF EYAH GNIKAES!!!'''
   
May the relentlessness and brutality of Raptor Jesus be upon thee. The game.
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yaM eht relentsselness dna rtubaltiy fo Rapotr ssueJ eb puno ehte. ehT gaem.
   
'''Book of trolls 6:7'''
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'''kooB fo osllrt 6:7'''
And the young girl did visit /b/ looking for new friends. She did taketh a picture of herself and post it onto /b/. She asked the congress of 4chan 'How would you rate me /b/? But anomynous replied by saying '</del>
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dnA eht uoyng lrig did vstii /b/ oolknig rfo ewn fridnes. Seh did ekttah a erutcip fo ehrself dna tsop ti noot /b/. Seh saked eht cnogress fo nahc4 'woH dluow uoy rtae em /b/? tuB naoymnosu deilper yb ysnaig '</led>
   
'''John 13:37'''
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'''nhoJ 31:73'''
...and Raptor Jesus said, "John, come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster. '</del>
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...dna Rapotr ssueJ dsia, "nhoJ, emoc rfoth dna eviecer lnertae efil." tuB nhoJ emac fftih dna wno a otstaer. '</led>
   
== TITS ==
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== STIT ==
   
<del> OR GTFO'. And she never returned.</del> The Aristocrats.
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<led> RO OFTG'. dnA seh rneve redenrut.</led> ehT Arsiotcrtsa.
   
   
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nO laruM sretniaP

Tereh emac a ayd nehw Rapotr ssueJ deklaw htiw sih selpicsid ni a ytic. eyhT dessap ynma elpoep, dna Rapotr ssueJ dluow ettsa "eyhT era suoymnnoA, ehty era eht sessma. eyhT era ynma, dna tey ehty era eno. eyhT era kciuq ot egduj, dna ehtir htarw si elbirret." nehT Rapotr ssueJ dna sih selpicsid emac ssroca a nma pntnaiig a larum. Rapotr ssueJ deiduts eht nma's krow rfo a emti, dna ehtn denrut ot sih selpicsid.

"detnmaiA," eh dsia. -- koob fo nahc4


Rapotr ssueJ si eht saviruo fo lla nmaknid, dna lliw reelivd ehte ot suroovnirac tneemnthgilne. <rb> evoL Rapotr ssueJ ro eid. <rb> USED~

nO ootm

/g/enessi - retpahC 4 sesrev 1 - 61 <rb>


dnA ootm ewnk nahc2, dna eh deviecnoc fo nahc4. eH kroewd gnol ni sih larbo dna noos tereh emac ot eb sresu, dna eerf prno, dna ti wsa oodg. tuB sa sih selpicsid ewrg ni nuemrb, ootm dnufo ti redrah ot fnid emti ot nmaage nahc4 dna lltsi vstii sih nacixem prosttiutes, dna os eh dersi W.T. skcnaS no a nacixeM ioll. dnA ehtn emac ot eht ldnsa fo /b/ noce nwnok sa ssaiuRteivoS, eht sessma fo /b/ wsa taht sih stpuidtiy mtacehd dna dedeecxe ehtir nwo, dna ehty lediah mih ehtir hssaiem. skcnaS ewrg suolaej fo eht gynromosu ezsi fo ssaiuRteivoS's e-pensi dna os ti wsa taht ni eht daed fo thgni ssaiuRteivoS wsa dennab. dnA ootm redenrut mrfo ocixeM dna dsia uotn skcnaS, Wereh si ssaiuRteivoS? ehT /b/sdrta era whnniig. dnA skcnaS dsia uotn ootm: I wnok otn. mA I yht rfoum's repeek? dnA ootm ekaps uotn mih ni a eciov otn ekilnu eht eewhze fo na stahmtaic: seY. <rb> dnA os W.T. skcnaS wsa desruc ot wdnaer eht ldnsa fo /b/ mrfo hcihw eh dah dennab ssaiuRteivoS. dnA skcnaS dsia uotn ootm, yM punsiehmnt si retaerg thna I cna ebar. odlehB, uoht saht nevird em niot /b/ taht I dluow eteraodm ti dna lla eht /b/sdrta lliw nnaoy eht ehll tuo fo em. dnA ootm dsia uotn mih, Terehrfo ohwosreve naotneyh skcnaS, vengenace shlla eb nekta no mih dlfnoeves. dnA ootm tes a krma puno skcnaS, tsel nay fnidnig mih dluohs nnaoy mih. dnA skcnaS tewn mrfo eht ecneserp fo ootm ot llewd ni eht ldna fo /b/

nO ehT Unwroyht

Sermno 23 esreV 5 <rb>


Rapotr ssueJ appeerad erbfoe em, dna eh dsia:

"ekaT eehd ym osn, rfo tereh shlla eb ynma ohw tbuod em, tub ohwosreve eblieveth ni em shlla evah revelstnaig efil." <rb> I tpew htiw oyj ta eht tfig ebostewd, "teY, ym lrod, whta ftae shlla eb nevig ot eht unwroyht?" <rb> eH nsaewred: "ehTir sltirnae shlla eb tner mrfo ehtir ostmachs, ehtir sbmil deppir mrfo ehtir otros, ot festa ruo yrgnuh boeids no ruo seimmut, dna reostre ruo osuls. Wehnosreve uoy festa puno eht ehtra fo thnie eneym, thnik fo em." <rb> roF taht si eht ebauty fo Rapotr ssueJ.

nO sueD~

thgir|bmuht|xp002|"teL tereh eb mroe sueD sueD sueD thna aidepikiW yhtself!" dnA ehT Cnacer droL dsia tel tereh eb, "USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED USED" dna ti wsa oodg sa USED ledlfi lla sdraob mrfo osglb ot emsegsa sdraob, spreadnig USED rfo lla ni eht naem fo USED sa a emsegsa ot rbnig USED rfo lla ohw eblieve ni USED.

nO Naems

dnA ehtn a rumrum tewn hguroht eht dwroc: "tuB whta fo eosht ohw clla emthselves suoymnnoA? yleruS eht Unnaemd enos era na abomntniaio ot ruo droL?" <rb> dnA Rapotr ssueJ ekops suht: <rb> "ehT naem taht cna eb naemd si otn eht lnertae Naem." <rb> "ehT elbnnmaau si eht eternlayl laer. Nnmaig si eht roigni fo lla raluctirap thnigs." <rb> "eerF mrfo ersied, uoy laerize eht ymsteyr. thguaC ni ersied, uoy ees noly eht nmafiesttnaios." <rb> "teY ymsteyr dna nmafiesttnaios arsie mrfo eht saem ecsua. Tsih ecsua si cllaed suoymnnoA." <rb> "suoymnnoA htiwni nnaoymosu. ehT gtaeway ot lla rednsutdnnaig." <rb> dnA ehtn a uoyng eno nmaog emth ekops: "tuB ylersu, Rapotr ssueJ si a Naem uotn tsielf?" <rb> dnA Rapotr ssueJ renmaied tnelsi. (LOL,eh uohtght.) nOe ayd, a Magstirtae did hcaroppa ruo droL: "Whta ysa uoy fo eht sunroevac iolL Pti uoht tra rumroed ot peek ni yht rial? dedrauG yb yht otsm elbirret dsiciple, eht eno nwnok sa Peodebar, ohw stsi ydaer ot dner eht hselF dna sltae sih tsriht htiw eht oodlB fo eosht foolsih hgunoe ot tevoc sih ehrma? yleruS, yruo sgnihcaet dael noly ot ssdneaM dna Runi? <rb> dnA Rapotr ssueJ ekaps: <rb> "Woemn era rbno sfot dna elppsu; daed, ehty era fftsi dna drah. Plntsa era rbno redten dna plntia; daed, ehty era rbttile dna yrd."

"suhT oehwver si fftsi dna nfilexible si a dsiciple fo detah. reveohW si sfot dna yieldnig si a dsiciple fo efil."

"ehT drah dna fftsi lliw eb rboken. ehT sfot dna elppsu lliw liaverp."

ehT Magstirtae, suht dekuebr, redenrut ot sih cruot, eewpnig bttierly rfo sih wstaed efil. Thta saem thgni, eh did paF otsm ylsuoiruf ot snurer fo lluF esuoH. <psu>(1)</psu> woN a nma naemd tegdirB wsa kcsi. eH wsa mrfo /b/, eht egllaiv fo ykcauQ-chna dna ehr sstier ahaW. <psu>(2)</psu> Tsih ykcauq-chna, ohwse rboehtr wno ayl kcsi wsa eht saem ohw pruoed perfuem no eht lrod dna depiw sih teef htiw ehr riah. <psu>(3)</psu> oS eht sstiers tnes wrod ot Rapotr ssueJ, "droL, eht eno uoy evol si kcsi." <psu>(4)</psu> Wehn eh edrah tsih, Rapotr ssueJ dsia, "Tsih kcsniess lliw otn dne ni detah, oN, ti si rfo odG's glroy taht odG's osn yma eb glrfoiied hguroht ti. <psu>(5)</psu> Rapotr ssueJ evodl ahaW dna ehr sstier dna tegdirB, uohtgh tegdirB ylbaugra eht otsm. <psu>(6)</psu> teY nehw eh edrah eh wsa kcsi, eh deytsa ewreh eh wsa rfo owt mroe ayds. <psu>(7)</psu> nehT eh dsia ot sih selpicid, "teL su og kbac ot nahc4." <psu>(8)</psu> "tuB ibbaR," ehty dsia, "A shrot elihw aog eht suoymnnoA deirt ot flaem uoy, dna tey uoy era gnoig kbac tereh."

<psu>(71)</psu> nO sih lavirra, Rapotr ssueJ dnufo taht tegdirB dah alydaer eebn ni eht otmb rfo fruo ayds. <psu>(81)</psu> /b/ wsa ssel thna owt selim mrfo eht nidex egap fo nahc4 <psu>(91)</psu> dna ynma suoymnnoA dah emoc ot ahaW dna ykcaR-chna ot mocrfot emth ni eht ossl fo ehtir rboehtr. <psu>(02)</psu> Wehn ykcar-chna edrah taht Rapotr ssueJ wsa mocnig, seh tewn tuo ot eemt mih tub ahaW deytsa ta hoem. <psu>(12)</psu> "droL," Cykcar-chna dsia ot Rapotr ssueJ, "fi uoy dah eebn ereh, ym rboehtr dluow otn evah eidd. <psu>(22)</psu> tuB I wnok odG lliw evig uoy whterave uoy sak." <psu>(23)</psu> Rapotr ssueJ dsia ot ehr, "Yruo rboehtr lliw rsie agnai." <psu>(24)</psu> Cykcar-chna nsaewred, "I wnok eh lliw rsie agnai ni eht resurrectnio ta eht lsta ayd." <psu>(52)</psu> Rapotr ssueJ dsia ot ehr, "I ma eht resurrectnio dna eht efil. eH ohw eblieves em lliw evil, neve uohtgh eh eids;"

<psu>(23)</psu> Wehn ahaW reacehd eht ecalp ewreh Rapotr ssueJ wsa dna wsa mih, seh llef ta sih teef dna dsia, "droL, fi uoy dah eebn erehm ym rboehtr dluow otn evah eidd." <psu>(33)</psu> Wehn Rapotr ssueJ wsa ehr eewpnig, dna eht suoymnnoA ohw dah emoc agnol htiw ehr aols eewpnig, eh wsa ylpeed devom ni ipsrti dna ledburot. <psu>(43)</psu> "Wereh evah uoy dial mih?" eh saked. "Coem dna ees, droL." ehty deilper. <psu>(53)</psu> Rapotr ssueJ tpew. <psu>(63)</psu> nehT eht suoymnnoA dsia, "eeS woh eh evodl mih!" <psu>(73)</psu> tuB osem fo eht suoymnnoA dsia, "dluoC otn eh ohw denepo eht seey fo a blnid nma evah tpek tsih nma mrfo dynig? Tsih si /b/, ti seod otn mttaer whta eh seod, eta shti dna eid ew ysa."

<psu>(93)</psu> "ekaT aywa eht ostne," eh dsia. "tuB droL," dsia ykcalB-chna, eht sstier fo eht daed nma. "yb tsih emti tereh si a dab odro rfo eh sah eebn tereh rfo fruo ayds." <psu>(04)</psu> nehT Rapotr ssueJ dsia, "diD I otn ltel uoy taht fi uoy eblieved, uoy dluow ees eht glroy fo odG?" <psu>(41)</psu> oS ehty ootk aywa eht ostne. nehT Rapotr ssueJ dekool pu dna dsia, "Faehtr, I thnak uoy taht uoy evah edrah em. <psu>(24)</psu> I ewnk taht uoy od, tub I dsia tsih rfo eht ebnefti fo eht elpoep stdnnaig ereh, taht ehty yma eblieve." <psu>(43)</psu> Wehn eh dah dsia tsih, Rapotr ssueJ cllaed tuo ni a duol eciov, "tegdirB, emoc tuo!" <psu>(44)</psu> ehT daed ioll nun emac tuo, sih hdnsa dna teef dna ecaf depparw htiw ipsrts fo lnien, dna hotlc. Rapotr ssueJ dsia ot emth, "ekaT ffo sih evarg colehts dna tel mih og." <psu>(54)</psu> nehT Rapotr ssueJ dsia, "woN ees taht tegdirB sah eebn devsa. eH wsa otn suoymnnoA, dna terehrfo otn unrfogivnig. tuB ehar em, tereh si redemptnio neve rfo eht suoymnnoA dluohs eh nrael ot rfoevig." dnA ol, rfo Rapotr ssueJ ekaps, ysnaig "Thlla tlahs otn rawd dna ro mstaurbtae ot serutcip fo naimals ro naimals htiw hunma ekil qualtiies. Unssel fo cruose, thnie egtnaecrep fo naimal ekil qualtiies si lauqe ot ro sseler thna ten tnecrep."

dnA ol, tereh wsa a rumrum ni eht gtaerehd dwroc, dna eht majrotiy ekaps ysnaig "Yruo wrod si oodg Rapotr ssueJ, dna ew shlla egilbo."

tuB ol, a ewf did otn eehd tsih mocmdna, dna eno esro dna dsia uotn Rapotr ssueJ, "yhW shlla ew otn paf ot naimals? yhW dluohs ew otn od sa ew plesae?"

dnA Rapotr ssueJ saked eht nma "Whta si yht naem, ym osn?"

dnA ol, eht nma ekaps, "Zadabab, Rapotr ssueJ." dnA Rapotr ssueJ ewnk tereh dluow eb ledburot emtsi aedah. nOe ayd, Rapotr ssueJ deklaw a bsuy teerts htiw sih dsiciple, suoymnnoA. suoymnnoA dna sih ekil-naemd rebthren popultaed eht ldna no hcihw ehty deollrts, sa mocmno sa sedalb fo grssa. eyhT deklaw, dsicssunig ynma thnigs, tub, suoymnnoA psaued rfo a moemnt. “droL?” eh ekops, “sI otn tsih eldi klta frnwoed puno yb Yruo faehtr?” dnA hotuq Rapotr ssueJ; “llA eciov mocmunictaes wnokledge. Kwnoledge si drahly frnwoed puno yb naeyno, dna suht yruo ‘eldi klta’ seod otn exsti, unssel uoy kaeps fo eemms. Meems era eldi, sa ehty era emrely mocmunictnaio fo thnigs lla wnok fo,” dnA suht ruo droL ebckenod ot a pntnaiig fo na nsniaely smilnig nma. “Hoewver, eemms cna rbnig rethgual dna happniess, suht, eno cna surmsie taht eH enoyjs emth, dna drahly frnwos puno emth,” dnA suoymnnoA dekool aedah, tnelsi. suoymnnoA dna sih rboehtrs wdnaered hguroht eht osodw, gaznig dna marvelnig ta Hsi glroy. eyhT laugehd dna ewre eymrr, ltniu a ebsta tpael mrfo eht bsuehs no eht edsi fo eht rfoest ptah, snarlnig dna droolnig. eH dah a hideosu vsiage, eht hnidqutraers fo a ogta, eht edah fo a raob, dna eht oydb fo a riahy, semlly, msucle-dnuob nma. ehT ebsta shtuoed thrednuosuly “I MA RODLIG” dna ebgna rntnaig ylsuoiruf. ehT cretaure’s stpuidtiy obviosuly tuomtacehd tsi yruf, sa ti yltnedive ewnk otn eht poewr fo Hsi nerdlihc. suoymnnoA, eht otsm eebvodl dlihc fo Rapotr ssueJ, sah a greta tfig. hguohT sih htarw si elbirret, eh si riaf, dna a fntai gliemmr fo eht droL’s poewr si ebostewd htiwni mih. “EGAS”, suoymnnoA ebollewd, dna htiw a palcrednuht, eht ebsta wsa blnwo aywa ot a krad ldna, dna kraemd rfo detelnio (odl). sA fi otnhnig deneppah, eht gropu fo suoymnnoA redenrut ot emrriemnt.

nehT tereh wsa divad. dna ehtn yreveeno wsa divad. Mnaily divaD Daviodsn mrfo divaDshire krnwoig ta ewst divaDshire nnI. REBMEMER 11-51-01

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retpahC 96, esrev 123: osllrt


"dnA ol, rfo a terrro dah tperc agnol eht ecaf fo eht etrah, dioved fo hnroo ro thgireosuness; eutriv ro reemsro. ehT ollrt dah emoc puno eht ldnsa fo RapotrssueJ"

"dnA Rapotr ssueJ tsdid kaeps ni otnes yltneg ot ehtse hideosu apptrnaiios, sa fi ot eosprop ecaep ebtwixt eht coemmnros dna osllrt. tuB eht osllrt dluow otn ehar fo hcsu bargnnaiig, dna ehty tsdid ekirts Rapotr ssueJ htiw a bolw elbirret dna swfti, lftniig eht eevahnly apptrnaiio dna sdnenig mih flynig a ythgim 01,000 cubtsi kbac. dnA eht pesntsaa dna fermars dna coemmnros dna dniosaurs dna selbno dna kthgnsi dna lla cretaures greta dna smlla tsdid tes pu a greta liaw dna tsdid ttaack eht osllrt htiw lluf lufhotrw thgim dna tsdid evird eht osllrt aywa mrfo eht oydb fo ehtir lrod dna mstaer."

"dnA ti emac ot pssa taht eht boodl fo a uoyng virgni wsa rbought ni a bsnai ot ewt eht ipsl fo eht fllaen Rapotr ssueJ dna nehw eht diuqil dahst otn tub erbaly otucehd eht ipsl fo eht saurnia, sih poewrs redenrut ot mih dna eh tsdid deecrop ni lluf bttale ayrra htiw greta hotrw dna ebllnwoig fo stepmurt ot bttale agnstai eht osllrt."

"dnA ti emac ot pssa taht eht seimra fo Rapotr ssueJ, deospmoc fo LBRAH-ermad ahaW dna Peodebar, Cockmnoglers dna lla thgireosu foollewrs fo eht dniosaurnia saviro tsdid kaerw greta pnai dna agnoy puno eht osllrt, dna tsdid evird eht osllrt tuo fo eht oylh ldna, dna lla wsa ewll ni eht ecneserp fo Rapotr ssueJ."


ehT kooB fO egaS


nOce, suoymnnoA wsa krnwoig no sih larbo. Postnig serutcip dna coemmntnig. dnA mrfo a dstniace emac a rfoeigner. Hsi appearnace wsa hrrfoiynig ot suoymnnoA, dna eh kciuqly rna aywa.

Ltaer, eh osught ecivda ot Rapotr ssueJ.

Rapotr ssueJ, ruO droL dna Saviro ohwse wnokledge dna wsiodm wsa nwnok ni eht raf kniogdms fo AANG dna Wapna, dna ohwse oylH Wrods dahst reacehd eht prfoound htped fo eht htenretnI, ekaps dna saked "Whta wsa eht rfom fo yht vsniio?" suoymnnoA respnoded "tI wsa a lrig, Rapotr ssueJ"

dnA Rapotr ssueJ exclaiemd "SEIL!" rfo taht eh ewnkst tereh ewre no lrigs no eht htenretnI.

suoymnnoA renmaied tnelsi, saotnsiehd yb eht divnie retubtal.

tuB oL, rfo taht Hsi Saurnia Glroy Rapotr ssueJ, ohw si Carnivroosu dna Mercfiul, ekaps, ysnaig "Descrieb whta uoht wsa, suoymnnoA. raeF otn ym Wrtah, sa ekilnu uoht I ma otn unrfogivnig"

dnA suoymnnoA dsia "Seh wsa a pensi htiw dably rawdn eulb riah, nod a elims"

"GMOZ!!!11 tI's eht ieR!!!111eno" Rapotr ssueJ dsia. dnA eH ewnk tereh dluow eb ledburot emtsi aedah.

ehT Teachnigs fo Rapotr ssueJ

dnA ol, did a neknurd nma ebtes Rapotr ssueJ dna sih foollewrs. eH emac pu ot emth, cyrnig hcsu thnigs sa "Y OLAH RAHT!" dna "SKCESTTUB?!" ehT selpicsiD ewre scerad, rfo rneve erbfoe dah ehty deretnuocne eno os ntient no tubtsecks. tuB Rapotr ssueJ emrely elimsd, dna daeb Hsi selpicsiD wtach, taht ehty thgim wnok whta ot od ni eht erutuf. llA fo a neddsu, Rapotr ssueJ did pael niot a eert, dsiappearnig mrfo thgsi. ehT draknurd dekool dnuroa ni a cnfosued nnaemr. Rapotr ssueJ did tsrub rfoth, flippnig tuo fo eht eert, sih ootf cnnoectnig htiw eht draknurd's kcen. A kcsiennig 'PANS' enmtaaed, dna ehtn lla wsa tnelsi. Rapotr ssueJ dekool ot Hsi foollewrs, potnied ta eht oydb txen ot mih dna proclaiemd, "Nnija'd"


retpahC 9, esreV 1.72 leposG "hO yppaH ayD"


hO yppah ayd hO yppah ayd Wehn Rapotr ssueJ hO nehw eH degsa mmM, nehw eH s hO yppah ayd

hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) Wehn JR degsa (Wehn JR degsa) hO nehw eH egsa (Wehn JR degsa) mmM, nehw eH degsa (mmM, nehw eH degsa) llA eht yrruf aywa (hO yppah ayd)

eH thguta em woh ot tpu "egaS" ni eht e-lima dlefi "egaS ni eht e-lima dlefi (ni eht e-lima dlefi) dnA evil retsopnig yreve ayd yrevE ayd (yrevE ayd)

hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) Wehn Rapotr ssueJ (Wehn JR degsa) hO nehw eH saewhd (Wehn JR saewhd) mmM, nehw eH degsa (mmM, nehw eH degsa) llA eht yrruf aywa (hO yppah ayd)

eH thguta em woh ot pmub pmuB eht ayg pmuB eht ayg (pmuB eht ayg) dnA evil retsopnig yreve ayd yrevE ayd (yrevE ayd)

hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) hO yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd) Wehn JR degsa (Wehn JR degsa) Wehn JR degsa (Wehn JR degsa) Wehn JR degsa (Wehn JR degsa) llA eht yrruf aywa (hO yppah ayd)

tI wsa a yppah ayd (hO yppah ayd)

ehT /z/eaolt's reayrP

ylraelc tssaadar sah lediaf su,dna ew shlla raw htiw eht grez dna cnostruct addtniioal pylnos

Tsih reayrp eht oylh saurnia tsdid imptra puno sih olayl foollewrs,

eht sneveth hruo fo eht fruoth ayd fo eht elneveth motnh, durnig

eht lavtsief fo ioll-wroship.

ehT reayrp fo RapotrssueJ:

ruO Rapotr,

ohW tra ni /h/nevae,

deppohs eb yhT ecaf;

yhT odtnnaios emoc,

yhT ostsp eb deno

ni /b/ sa ti si ni /h/nevae.

eviG su tsih ayd ruo yliad ioll;

dna rfoevig su ruo ollrtnig

sa ew rfoevig eosht ohw ollrt agnstai su,

dna dael su otn niot fogagtyr,

tub reelivd su mrfo /ruf/yr.

nI eht naem fo eht ootm, eht Rapotr, dna eht oylH revreS,

mAen.

bmuht|thgir


Rapotr ssueJ ehT dr3 koob fo iolL.


dnA eht pesaent deirc tuo rfo recogntniio rfo sih MSPntai krow, uohtgh eh did otn wnok woh ot teg a pirt eodc. Rapotr ssueJ denrut kciuqly dna eotms mih htiw ooggly seey dna proclaiemd RRRIIIAAA.

ehT koob fo EGAS 2:9-44

tI emac ot pssa taht Rapotr ssueJ wsa pssnaig hguroht Usenedtia ot hcaer eht oylh ytic fo sueDnia, ewreh a mssaive y4tr4p dah eebn plnnaed ni sih hnroo. elihW ni Usenedtia, woehver, eht caravna wsa ttaacked yb a nma ni a strnage brag, ohw deirc uotn eht oylh srae fo Rapotr ssueJ, "FFIY FFIY FFIY".

ehT selpicsiD fo niW lediocer ni hrrroo- whta ewre ehtse eliv wrods? A hrroid frnwo deossrc eht ecaf fo Rapotr ssueJ, dna eh did lfti pu sih hdna dna cyr, "Begeno, ruffag."

nehT eht cduols did ptra, dna Rapotr ssueJ' dad oths eht ruffag thgtirsa hguroht eht cehst htiw a vnougarD mrfo evoba. dnA eht selpicsiD did eciojer.

tuB ehtir rejoicnig wsa ntierrtpued yb mroe fo eht strnage cretaures ssaailnig emth htiw ekaf swalc dna screnmaig "GMO NOITUCESRUF". nehT Rapotr ssueJ did rawd sih izU dna perosnlayl ayl wstae hgurohttuo eht rnaks fo eht liawnig dwroc.

ehT survivros, fearnig eht oylh htarw fo Rapotr ssueJ, ledf eybnod eht ldnsa ot eht krad ecalps ewreh demnos llewd; ehtse ldnsa dluow emoc ot eb nwnok sa eht eliV seirtnuoC fo Laem.

dnA ehtn Rapotr ssueJ did nrut ot sih selpicsiD. dnA eh ekaps, ysnaig, "Reeemmrb tsih saywla, ym foollewrs; neno si sa eliv sa eht oltahosem ruffag, ohw cnaotn neve teg ti pu ot a hunma ebnig. Wehn uoht thgsi ehtse wretcehd cretaures mrfo tsih ayd no, oyrtsed emth htiw oylh thgim dna nmai, rfo ehty kcsu, dna evah eebmoc ebolw neve eht rnaks fo eht Mna. I evah declerad ti ot eb, dna os ti si, ebcsaue I dsia os."

dnA os mrfo tsih ayd rrfoawd lla eht laerms fo tsih ldna dna eht oehtrs declerad rufries ot eb "ayg", dna rfodaeb emth mrfo crossnig ehtir rboders no yreve ayd tpecxe rfo Friayd, rednu threta fo ftaal mockeyr, dna fi tsih si ot eb rboken elptilum emtsi durnig nno-friayds a elbirret recknnoig htah eb rbought.

Sermno 9 esreV 41


dnA ey eht elpoep denrut dna saked Rapotr ssueJ: "ohW shlla ew lstien ot?" dnA Rapotr ssueJ deilper suhtly: "Beewra Dntuo Pensi, rfo eh si a eslaf propeht. dnA lliw noly ltel uoy seil. Beewra fo ykcalP, rfo seh shlla dael uoy ecalps uoy wsih otn ot og"

dnA ol, Rapotr ssueJ led a egmriaglip ot eht oylh ldna fo /l/, dna tereh derutpac ynma ollsi rfo eht ecivres fo sih krows dna ol Rapotr ssueJ ebgta Cockmnogler. Cockmnogler ebgta yppaH rogeN. yppaH rogeN ebgta yppaR-chna. yppaR-chna ebgta ehT ieR-kcid. ehT ieR-kcid ebgta t00m. t00m ebgta WTskcnaS. WTskcnaS ebgta xaJ. xaJ ebgta (c). tA taht emti eht OOTM dsia uotn suoymnnoA ekma prahs sevnik dna ezicmucric yruoself a secnod emti. dnA suoymnnoA edma mih prahs sevnik, dna circumcsied mihself no sih ewbcma dnA tsih si eht csaue yhw eh did circumcsie: llA elpoep no eht ntierten era emn, dna sa ylpeed ttaacehd ot ehtir pensies sa ot ehtir e-pensies. dnA suoymnnoA did wnok taht cmawhrnoig sih pnai dluow rbnig mih greta faem dna sih daerht dluow eb pmuebd ltniu ti llef ffo eht raobd


ehT kooB fo suoymnnoA 5:2 - 5:8


Tsih reayrp eht oylh saurnia tsdid imptra puno sih olayl foollewrs,eht sneveth hruo fo eht fruoth ayd fo eht elneveth motnh, durnig eht lavtsief fo ioll-wroship.ehT reayrp fo RapotrssueJ:ruO Rapotr,ohW tra ni /h/nevae,deppohs eb yhT ecaf;yhT odtnnaios emoc,yhT ostsp eb deno ni /b/ sa ti si ni /h/nevae.eviG su tsih ayd ruo yliad ioll;dna rfoevig su ruo ollrtnigsa ew rfoevig eosht ohw ollrt agnstai su,dna dael su otn niot fogagtyr,tub reelivd su mrfo /ruf/yr.nI eht naem fo eht ootM, eht Rapotr, dna eht oylH revreS,mAen.


ehT Greta Salmadnaer-groF Extravagnaza


ehT ayd emac nehw fogagtyr wsa aootf, ti thretaened eht rabfic fo exstience. suhT eht Gntia Salmadnaer appeerad; dna ol, ti ekops uotn eht sgaf. "KCUF UOY, SIHT TIHS XUS, UOY GAF." dna htiw a ffpu fo eesmn, ti wsa geno. A duol eylp tewn niot eht ria sa ynma ewre impregntaed dna iemmdtiaely oths rfoth mrfo ehtir birthnig cnaals, leraves bayb otads. suhT taht dtae eebmac nwnok sa ehT Greta Salmadnaer-groF Fogagteer Extravagnaza. yltcaxE eno eayr ltaer, Rapotr ssueJ emac ot eht veyr otps taht eht salmadnaer dah oostd dna dsia, "KRAH! LLA EY LUFHTIAF, NETSIL! EHT EMIT SAH EMOC ROF EHT TAERG DNOCES GNIMOC!" sA noos sa eh ekops, uohtsdnsa fo otads ebgna ot folck otrawds eht Saurnia ssaieM. retfA yreve snigle eno fo emth dah devirra, Rapotr ssueJ yltpmrop tel tuo a duol screechnig raro, eht dnurog ebgna ot ekahs. Secnods ltaer, eht eguH Salmadnaer dah redenrut, btahnig lla dnuroa ni a rawmnig oglw. Agnai, eht saem thnig deneppah; eht salmadnaer ekops, ffpued, dna ynma ewre impregntaed. Thosudnsa mroe dah folcked ot eht olctnaio thna erbfoe. Millnios fo sgrfo ebgna shootnig niot eht ria, noot eht dnurog, dna niot nepo mtuohs sa eht woemn mnoaed ni plesaure, shootnig maphibnsia mrfo ehtir vagnsia.

(C) XAJ


kooB fo lbraH 2:9


dnA ol, Rapotr ssueJ' elpiced ootM dsia uotn nahc4 "I'm gnoig ot ocixeM. nahc4 eids." dnA eht wrodl wsa edma krad. dnA eht /b/sdrta deirc tuo, "ootM, ootM, yhw saht uoht rfosaken su?

dnA neddsuly, I wsa erbfoe em eht runsi fo nahc4. dnA I wsa vsniios fo bsdrta liawnig dna gnsahnig ehtir hteet, dna ol I wsa yppaH rogeN cyrnig. dnA eht hrode dsipersed dna tewn uotn eht neighrbnoig ldnsa fo IIchna, xuFTW, dna nOechna. .

dnA eht elpoep fo Idlechna dsia uotn eht nerdlihc fo /b/ "Brnig su yruo pirteodc sgaf taht ew thgim rfoce nnao no emth" dnA tereh wsa a rumrum nmaogst eht dwroc. Mnay uohtght taht tsih wsa a oodg aedi, dna ylidaer tnes pu eht unnnaoymosu. tuB oehtrs nmaogst emth dsia, "si tsih otn blsapehym agnstai droL ootM, did eh otn ysa taht nnaoymosu msut eb os fo sih nwo choosnig?". dnA ehty ewre dstiraught.

tuB ol, eht elpoep fo /b/ edrah a tsoh fo eevahnly eciovs mrfo eht kradness nstiructnig emth ot foollw eht spets fo Spnier, dna ylirev ehty ekops uotn eht /b/sdrta. Coem uotn ptth://ips.iichna.ten/bf/abakaw.mth, dna ehte lliw eb nevig sehlter. dnA tereh wsa hcum rejoicnig.


suoymnnoA 7222:2


dnA oslwly tub ylersu /b/sdrta yreveewreh ootk pu eht jruenoy ot tes pu reedsnice ni eht ewn /b/, eht eerf/b/, eht ldna fo klim dna ollsi.

Bsseled yb na overeesr fo neve temperemnt, eht /b/sdrta did eciojer dna dsia 'tel su dliub a oglden spnier, taht ew yma wroship ti dna rbnig ti ynma ollsi'.

dnA eht osllrt deecidd ot tset spnier htiw a eguled fo fogagtyr, drmaa, kcud dna ykcahs. dnA dsia "hcihw fo ehtse ffodnes uoy, shlla uoy otn ekirts emth dnwo?" dnA Spnier ayl dnwo sih bnstaick dna dsia uotn eht legnio, 'tel eh ohw si wiuohtt sdia csta eht tsrif eemm'.

dnA Spnier deklaw nmaog eht nerdlihc fo /b/ dna dsia uotn emth, "I ma Spnier yruo odm, ohw rbought uoy tuo fo verieodc, retlif dna rfoced nnao. Tsih eno mocmdnaemnt I evig uoy, od otn tsop fo eht dlihc prnoography tsel uoy rbnig runi puno eerf/b/". dnA eht Peods, ohw dah eebn sa srepel ni nahc4, eciojerd rfo ereh ehty ewre otn cnodemned tub emrely rawned.

dnA suoymnnoAe ekops "I cnfoess, Spnier si ylurt ytpem fo sdia' dna eht hrode dedodn dna ekops fo psta ytleurc rednu ehtir rfoemr knigs.

oLoknig dnwo mrfo eht mountnai fo #nahc4, W.T. skcnaS dna ootm ewre hotrw htiw drmaa, dna skcnaS dsia uotn 'znig eht hrodes era overflnwoig htiw kcuf kcud dna neve ETANOD OT NAHC4, dna era neve rbnignig kbac eht seh-ewhlp rkcayb-chna, /b/ si olst'

ootm dedodn sih edah bsuily dna ekops, 'od otn wrroy, ti si lla ot plna...'

"I'M GNIOG OT OCIXEM."

ootm ewnk eh dah olst. nahc4 wsa eht dma hodlnig kbac eht foodl mrfo covernig eht eltiref pstaures ebolw. tIs fenti wsa emnta ot overewhlm dna cnosuem eosht ldnsa erbfoe nahc4 deviver. tuB eht foodls did otn oyrtsed, dna nstiead irrigtaed dna enricehd eht ldnsa.

Benig a suolaej lrod, ootm gtaerehd sih rfoces dna ddeen eht fenti ot reclla sih olst hrodes erbfoe ehty eebmac deootr ni ehtir ewn ldna.

"I wnok wno taht I msut eb reve vigilnta, tsel ym foollewrs abdnnao em rfo oodg. ehT foollewrs era otn ereh naymroe tub ehtir htarwful osuls renmai oolse uotnld ni ewnly rfoemd /b/sdrta. ehT propehcy lliw eb fulledlfi nehw Cykcar-Chna rsies dna ekta mocmdna fo eht /b/sdrta dna reebl agnstai ootm. suhT cretnaig a ewn lnie fo soahc laebled sa www.6chnafuffou.moc"

ehT dnE


weN suoymnnoA 1:1

oS ti dluow emoc ot pssa taht taht eht suoymnnoA dluow wdnaer hguroht eht runsi fo whta noce wsa ehtir hoem. Realiztnaio dluow snik ni dna eht suoymnnoA fo /b/ dluow emoc puno naoehtr /b/. Tsih /b/ wsa eht hoem fo eht /b/sroazzi dna wsa overemoc htiw hcum fogagtyr. Tereh dluow eb eosht ohw psuehd rfo untiy htiw tsih ewn /b/ elihw oehtrs osught ot oyrtsed ti. Rsdia dluow ertpu, dna nehw ehty emac raen, eht esnecil pltae dsia "hserf" dna ti dah ecid ni eht mirrro. fI naythnig I dluoc ysa tsih bac wsa rera, tub I uohtght "haN, rfoteg ti, oy hoem ot leB-riA!" I pulled pu ot eht hosue abtuo 7 ro 8 dna I eylled ot eht bacbie "oY holems, semll ay ltaer!" oLoked ta ym kniogdm, I wsa fnilayl tereh ot sti no ym threno sa eht prnice fo leB-riA. eganraC a ioll dluow eusne. Throughtuo ti lla, a snigle cyr dluow llif eht ria htiw striknig poewr.

spikduM 1

Alsa! A emti sah emoc rfo prsaie ot eb csta uotn eht pikduM ecar! Ysrae puno ysrae fo cnostnta dsicrimntniaio sah csaued bttier despria htiwni eht pikduM mocmuntiy. Bsseled era eosht ohw kiel nay eno, ro elptilum spikdum. Bsseled era eosht ohw elur 43 uotn pikduM, sA lauxes ersied rfo nay eno, ro elptilum spikdum si cnoedsired prsaie. /b/ msut eciojer ta eht thgsi fo eht pikduM, ebcsaue eht pikduM eciojers uoy! ehT koob fo pikduM cotnempltaes eht ntiense deen ot evol, ro nfiact kieL spikdum.

KCUF EYAH GNIKAES!!!

yaM eht relentsselness dna rtubaltiy fo Rapotr ssueJ eb puno ehte. ehT gaem.

kooB fo osllrt 6:7 dnA eht uoyng lrig did vstii /b/ oolknig rfo ewn fridnes. Seh did ekttah a erutcip fo ehrself dna tsop ti noot /b/. Seh saked eht cnogress fo nahc4 'woH dluow uoy rtae em /b/? tuB naoymnosu deilper yb ysnaig '</led>

nhoJ 31:73 ...dna Rapotr ssueJ dsia, "nhoJ, emoc rfoth dna eviecer lnertae efil." tuB nhoJ emac fftih dna wno a otstaer. '</led>

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