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sihT egap cntano eb [[Thnak dog I YLLANIF dnufo uoy!|dnufo]]
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elyts="ROLOC: kcalb; TNOF: tp8/tp11 verdnaa">ehT egap uoy era gniokol ta sah eebn rtnsamogriifed ot deliebrtaely elbmseer eht rrorE 404 egap mrof [[tfosrociM tneertnI errolpxE|6EI]].</spna></dt>
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style="COLOR: black; FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana">The page you are looking at has been transmogrified to deliberately resemble the Error 404 page from [[Microsoft Internet Explorer|IE6]].</span></td>
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sihT yam mnea eht gniwollfo:
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This may mean the following:
   
* adiepolcycnU seotmrop EI. sihT tsum eb emos live tfosrociM cnospiracy. yhW dno't uoy okol ta eht [[egamI:hserfeR.gnp|R]] [[:Ctaeogry:Cnospiracise|tsil fo cnospiracise]] nad decdie rfo yuroself?
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* Uncyclopedia promotes IE. This must be some evil Microsoft conspiracy. Why don't you look at the [[Image:Refresh.png|R]] [[:Category:Conspiracies|list of conspiracies]] and decide for yourself?
   
* spaherP uoy kniht adiepolcycnU si stpudi, sa uoy era gniweiv siht egap ni [[xfoeriF]] yllautca.
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* Perhaps you think Uncyclopedia is stupid, as you are viewing this page in [[Firefox]] actually.
   
* [[lA eroG]] yam dene ot ernivnet eht [[tneertnI]]. Demnad a tnuocer ta noce!
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* [[Al Gore]] may need to reinvent the [[Internet]]. Demand a recount at once!
   
* fI ouy deytp eht eagp sedsrda otni eht ssdedrA rBa, eakm eurs htta ti si [[aixelsyD|delelps ylcerrtoc]].
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* fI yuo tpyed the pgae adrsdes itno hte Ardedss aBr, mkae srue htat ti si [[Dyslexia|slpeled crortecly]].
   
* fI uoy depyt eht egap sserdda ni eht sserddA rab ot ese who adiepolcycnU dekcom rrorE 404, eerht si [[otnhnig]] rfo uoy ot erimda eerh. oG kcab ot eht [[Mani egaP]].
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* If you typed the page address in the Address bar to see how Uncyclopedia mocked Error 404, there is [[nothing]] for you to admire here. Go back to the [[Main Page]].
   
* uoY yam eb usnig [[LOA]]. yldaS, eerht si no nwnok eurc.
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* You may be using [[AOL]]. Sadly, there is no known cure.
   
* emoS setsi eriuqer ersu-stpudtiiy. kcilC eht lpeH unem nad neht kcilc tuobA tneertnI errolpxE ot determnie whta srtneght stpudtiiy uoy evah.
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* Some sites require user-stupidity. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength stupidity you have.
   
* 432+821 seodn't lauqe 404. eB ceraful.
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* 234+128 doesn't equal 404. Be careful.
* uoY yam evah eebn gniokol rfo 404, eht '''[[1#404|raey]]'''. Snice eht ylno egap htta tsils 404 sa a raey si eht Mani egaP no [[adiepolcycnU:seiraservnniA/Setpemebr 82|Setpemebr 82]], uoy tsum evah nwnok htta yletulosba '''otnhnig''' dneeppah ni 404. ehTerrfoe, seaelp seolc yuro erswrob wniodw.
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* You may have been looking for 404, the '''[[1#404|year]]'''. Since the only page that lists 404 as a year is the Main Page on [[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 28|September 28]], you must have known that absolutely '''nothing''' happened in 404. Therefore, please close your browser window.
   
* uoY yam evah eebn gniokol rfo 404, eht '''[[yawhgiH 404|yawhgih]]'''. sA eht krowtne si cnogseted htiw [[Troootn]] [[rtafifc]] nad eerhrtfoe elbasunu, seaelp rty agani ltaer.
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* You may have been looking for 404, the '''[[Highway 404|highway]]'''. As the network is congested with [[Toronto]] [[traffic]] and therefore unusable, please try again later.
 
 
* [[Wniodws]] decdied ti dluow eb ebtter ot tcerdier uoy ot siht egap, havnig mstiakne ti rfo a hcrase egap. fI htta si eht csae, seaelp seu eht laer [[egamI:hcrase2.gnp|S]] [[laicepS:hcraeS|hcrase egap]]. ehTn fndi nad oohts eht persno htta advsied uoy ot nstiall siht versnio fo Wniodws.
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* [[Windows]] decided it would be better to redirect you to this page, having mistaken it for a search page. If that is the case, please use the real [[Image:search2.png|S]] [[Special:Search|search page]]. Then find and shoot the person that advised you to install this version of Windows.
   
* uoY yam eb [[Blndi|htgsi deriapmi]]. ervewoH, snice uoy era eradnig siht txet, siht si ylsuoivbo otn eht csae. lltiS, uoy cna nepo yuro '''erswrob settnigs''' nad nicersae fotn ezsi. tsuJ ni csae.
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* You may be [[Blind|sight impaired]]. However, since you are reading this text, this is obviously not the case. Still, you can open your '''browser settings''' and increase font size. Just in case.
   
* fI uoy eerw gniokol rfo eht clneanig tcudrop, htta's [[904]].
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* If you were looking for the cleaning product, that's [[409]].
   
* fI uoy'er gniokol rfo eht moro mrof [[Nnietene yhtgiE-Furo|4891]], htta's [[101]]. dnA yhw dluow uoy og eerht?
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* If you're looking for the room from [[Nineteen Eighty-Four|1984]], that's [[101]]. And why would you go there?
   
* fI uoy leef htta siht rroer si deiftsiujnu, seaelp otss yuro ertpumoc tuo fo eht tsehgih elbssiop wniodw.
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* If you feel that this error is unjustified, please toss your computer out of the highest possible window.
   
* fI uoy'd ekil ot ekam a llac, seaelp hnag pu nad rty agani. fI uoy dene lpeh, hnag pu nad neht ladi yuro operarot.
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* If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.
   
* fI uoy'd ekil ot ekam a llac, seaelp hnag pu nad rty agani. fI uoy dene lpeh, hnag pu nad neht ladi yuro operarot.
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* If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.
   
* '''00101100 00001100 00101100'''
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* '''00110100 00110000 00110100'''
   
* nI euqeurqublaaaA!
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* In Aaaalbuquerque!
   
* Mayeb adiepikiW si ntierfernig htiw adiepolcycnU... tuhS nwod eht adiepikiW ervers nad rty agani.
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* Maybe Wikipedia is interfering with Uncyclopedia... Shut down the Wikipedia server and try again.
   
* eW sniceerly ezigolopa rfo eht erfeernce ot eht [["eWird lA" Ynaokvic]] snog [tpht://ne.adiepikiw.gro/ikiw/lAbuquerque_(snog) "lAbuquerque"] mrof eht erhte lnise evoba nad ssauer uoy eht eht ffnoeder sah eebn tlaed htiw.
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* We sincerely apologize for the reference to the [["Weird Al" Yankovic]] song [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albuquerque_(song) "Albuquerque"] from the three lines above and assure you the the offender has been dealt with.
   
* Yuro ertpumoc seod otn erceive tneertnI slangsi ylerprop, hcihw mnsea ti si otn denut ylerprop. Plseae seu siht tunnig scerne ot croerct eht melbrop:
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* Your computer does not receive Internet signals properly, which means it is not tuned properly. Please use this tuning screen to correct the problem:
[[egamI:404.gpj|xp404|Tunnig scerne]]
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[[Image:404.jpg|404px|Tuning screen]]
   
* Yuro ertpumoc sevol [[yrraB ttocS]].
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* Your computer loves [[Barry Scott]].
   
* sihT si a [[dsiambigutanio]] egap. sihT mnsea adiepolcycnU si ylsselepho cnfoseud. Plseae [[egamI:kcab.gnp|B]] [[Mani egaP|rty agani]].
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* This is a [[disambiguation]] page. This means Uncyclopedia is hopelessly confused. Please [[Image:back.png|B]] [[Main Page|try again]].
   
* [[kcuhC Nrorsi]] sah givne uoy siht rroer. eH seodn't dene a ersano..
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* [[Chuck Norris]] has given you this error. He doesn't need a reason..
   
* [[leahciM Jacksno]]'s prosehttic seno rfo elas, startnig bdsi $k05 - ho yrros, I htguoht I wsa no yabe.
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* [[Michael Jackson]]'s prosthetic nose for sale, starting bids $50k - oh sorry, I thought I was on ebay.
   
* nsI't 62 Possibiltise neough alerady?!?
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* Isn't 26 Possibilites enough already?!?
   
   
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[[Ctaeogry:sertupmoC]][[Ctaeogry:egaPs htta okol ekil eht htnigs ehty'er abtuo]]
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[[Category:Computers]][[Category:Pages that look like the things they're about]]
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[[se:rrorE 404]]
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Revision as of 09:21, January 12, 2013

404

This page cannot be found

The page you are looking at has been transmogrified to deliberately resemble the Error 404 page from IE6.

This may mean the following:

  • Uncyclopedia promotes IE. This must be some evil Microsoft conspiracy. Why don't you look at the Refresh list of conspiracies and decide for yourself?
  • Perhaps you think Uncyclopedia is stupid, as you are viewing this page in Firefox actually.
  • fI yuo tpyed the pgae adrsdes itno hte Ardedss aBr, mkae srue htat ti si slpeled crortecly.
  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar to see how Uncyclopedia mocked Error 404, there is nothing for you to admire here. Go back to the Main Page.
  • You may be using AOL. Sadly, there is no known cure.
  • Some sites require user-stupidity. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength stupidity you have.
  • 234+128 doesn't equal 404. Be careful.
  • You may have been looking for 404, the year. Since the only page that lists 404 as a year is the Main Page on September 28, you must have known that absolutely nothing happened in 404. Therefore, please close your browser window.
  • You may have been looking for 404, the highway. As the network is congested with Toronto traffic and therefore unusable, please try again later.
  • Windows decided it would be better to redirect you to this page, having mistaken it for a search page. If that is the case, please use the real Search2 search page. Then find and shoot the person that advised you to install this version of Windows.
  • You may be sight impaired. However, since you are reading this text, this is obviously not the case. Still, you can open your browser settings and increase font size. Just in case.
  • If you were looking for the cleaning product, that's 409.
  • If you're looking for the room from 1984, that's 101. And why would you go there?
  • If you feel that this error is unjustified, please toss your computer out of the highest possible window.
  • If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.
  • If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator.
  • 00110100 00110000 00110100
  • In Aaaalbuquerque!
  • Maybe Wikipedia is interfering with Uncyclopedia... Shut down the Wikipedia server and try again.
  • We sincerely apologize for the reference to the "Weird Al" Yankovic song "Albuquerque" from the three lines above and assure you the the offender has been dealt with.
  • Your computer does not receive Internet signals properly, which means it is not tuned properly. Please use this tuning screen to correct the problem:

404

  • Chuck Norris has given you this error. He doesn't need a reason..
  • Michael Jackson's prosthetic nose for sale, starting bids $50k - oh sorry, I thought I was on ebay.
  • Isn't 26 Possibilites enough already?!?


Cannot find anything or DNS Error
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