4

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As you can see, number 4 is very important number.

“Neljä?”

~ The finns ask.

“Fyra?”

~ The swedes ask.

“Fire?”

~ The Norwegians ask.

“Четыре?”

~ The russians ask.

“1337?”

~ The n00bs ask.

“Yes, four!”

~ The Uncyclopedia answers.

Number four is a number, n00b! This number is not an elite number like 1, 3, 7, 13, 33, 37, 133, 337 or 1337. While someone in a dark cave tried to make letter A, he missed somehow, and made then number 4. For being ~~an idiot and a weirdo~~ a sparing guy, he kept it, as if it were a very valuable treasure. And so our beloved number 4 was born!