Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 3

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January 3: Feast of St Wallet, International Throw Tomatoes at Old People day


Twins separated at birth?

  • 3 - First payday after Christmas. The family breadwinner may heave the ritual sigh of relief and start saving for next Christmas.
  • 1922 - Ottoman Empire decides to get out of the land business and focus on relief for calves
  • 1925 - Benito Mussolini announces seizure of power in Italy, Jersey Shore viewing figures unaffected
  • 1947 - Saddam Hussein and Mel Gibson are born.
  • 1947 - Proceedings of United States Congress televised for first time. Jersey Shore still maintains solid audience
  • 1948 - Mel Gibson is deported to Australia for abusing a meat grinder.
  • 2004 - CBS declares victory in the ratings war after crushing "that gay peacock network"
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