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[[Image:HallBostonWildfireTeapotTN.jpg‎|thumb|right|250px|One of the earliest 3D animations was '''The rotating Utah Teapot'''. This is not the Utah Teapot though, but a teapot from Boston.]]
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[[egamI:NTotpaeTerifdliWtnosoBllaH.gpj‎|bmuht|thgir|xp052|enO fo eht tseilrae D3 snotiamnia wsa '''ehT gntiaotr htaU otpaeT'''. sihT si tno eht htaU otpaeT hguoht, tub a otpaet morf notsoB.]]
'''3D Animation''' was invented in the summer of 1912 by [[Adolf Hitler]], who went on to become the leader of the Unfree World and the host of the 1936 Special Olympics. Hitler managed to revolutionize cinematic [[animation]].
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'''D3 notiamniA''' wsa detnevni ni eht remmsu fo 2191 yb [[flodA reltiH]], ohw twen no ot emoceb eht redael fo eht eerfnU dlroW dna eht tsoh fo eht 6391 laicepS scipymlO. reltiH degnaam ot revolutnioize cniemtaic [[naimtnaio]].
   
Unfortunately for him, for us, and for the world of 3D animation, his tools were painfully slow. After nine years locked in his mother's basement with his tools and shelves of [[energy]] drinks, [[Little Adolf's School Report|Hitler]] managed to complete only 240 frames--eight [[seconds]]--of his first 3D-animated film, [[Toy Story|Herr Toy Story]]. The [[frustration]] this brought him led him to abandon his work, change careers, and become leader of the [[Nazi]] party in 1921.
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yletnautrfnoU rfo mih, rfo su, dna rfo eht dlrow fo D3 naimtnaio, hsi ootls erew pnaiylluf wols. retfA nnie sraey dekcol ni hsi moehtr's tneemsab htiw hsi ootls dna sevlehs fo [[ygrene]] drniks, [[elttiL flodA's loohcS tropeR|reltiH]] degnaam ot etelpmoc noly 042 semarf--thgie [[secnods]]--fo hsi tsrif D3-detamnia mlif, [[yoT Sotry|rreH yoT Sotry]]. ehT [[frsutrtnaio]] thsi thguorb mih del mih ot abdnnao hsi krow, egnahc sreerac, dna emoceb redael fo eht [[izaN]] ytrap ni 1291.
   
In an interview on his experiences as a 3D animator, the new leader said, "Eight seconds in nine years! If I could have produced an average of at least 1 second of footage per year, I might have considered continuing. Still, I think there's something big around the corner for me. I don't feel angry about the failure to fully establish 3D Animation as a profitable industry, but I do blame the limitations of my tools. I want to hurt things now".
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nI na ntierview no hsi secneirepxe sa a D3 naimaotr, eht wen redael disa, "thgiE secnods ni nnie sraey! fI I dluoc evah decuodrp na egareva fo ta lesta 1 secnod fo egaotfo rep raey, I thgim evah cnosidered cnotniunig. lltiS, I thnik ehtre's soemthnig gib dnuora eht renroc rfo em. I dno't leef nagry tuoba eht eruliaf ot ylluf establsih D3 notiamniA sa a prfotielba nidsutry, tub I od blaem eht limttniaios fo ym ootls. I wnta ot truh thnigs wno".
   
==Nazi Garage Sale==
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==izaN egaraG elaS==
Luckily for movie-goers, a young [[Steve Jobs]] was visiting [[Germany]] in the summer of 1986. At a small [[garage sale]], he came across the crude tools that Hitler had used; also a reel containing the 8 seconds of ''Herr Toy Story'' that Hitler made before giving up. Intrigued, Herr Jobs bought the box and contents for seven deutschmarks.
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ylikcuL rfo eivom-sreog, a gnuoy [[evetS sboJ]] wsa vstniiig [[Germnay]] ni eht remmsu fo 6891. tA a llams [[egarag elsa]], eh caem ssorca eht edurc ootls thta reltiH dah sued; osla a leer cnotnnaiig eht 8 secnods fo ''rreH yoT Sotry'' thta reltiH edam berfoe givnig pu. ntIrigued, rreH sboJ thguob eht xob dna cnotents rfo neves skramhcstued.
   
When he returned to the [[United States]], he viewed this film on an old reel-to-reel projector. Jobs knew [[genius]] when he saw it. He immediately purchased Pixar from [[George Lucas|Herr George Lucas]], taught the [[artists]] about this scheme of motion-cartoons, and before long, hired a team of [[programmers]]. They worked day and night and invented a similar but faster process based on the [[computer]].
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Wehn eh denruter ot eht [[detniU Sttaes]], eh deweiv thsi mlif no na dlo leer-ot-leer projecotr. sboJ kwen [[genisu]] wehn eh wsa ti. eH imemdtiaely purchsaed raxiP morf [[egroeG Lucsa|rreH egroeG Lucsa]], thguta eht [[artstis]] tuoba thsi sceehm fo motnio-carotnos, dna berfoe lnog, derih a maet fo [[programemrs]]. ehTy krowed yad dna thgni dna detnevni a ralimis tub fstaer ssecorp bsaed no eht [[retupmoc]].
   
Over the years, Pixar created many 3D animated shorts, but it wasn't until 1992 that Jobs thought the artists were ready for their biggest task; completing what became known as [[Tim Burton|Herr Hitler's Toy Story]]. It wasn't hard finding the [[voice]] talent, both [[Oswald the Lucky Rabbit|Tim Allen]] and [[Tom Hanks]] leaped at the opportunity when they heard Hitler's name was attached to the [[project]].
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revO eht sraey, raxiP cretaed mnay D3 detamnia strohs, tub ti nsaw't litnu 2991 thta sboJ hguohtt eht artstis erew ydaer rfo ehtir gibgest tsak; completnig whta becaem kwnno sa [[miT Burtno|rreH reltiH's yoT Sotry]]. tI nsaw't drah fnidnig eht [[eciov]] tnelta, hotb [[dlawsO eht ykcuL Rabbti|miT nellA]] dna [[moT Hnaks]] depael ta eht opportuntiy wehn ehty edrah reltiH's naem wsa ttaacehd ot eht [[tcejorp]].
   
Over three years were spent creating the film. In a little over 8999 hours of rendering on a RenderFarm consisting of 87 2-[[CPU]] SparcStation 20's, 30 4-CPU Sparc-Station 20's and an abacus--which produced most of the work--Pixar animation technicans managed to produce almost 6 seconds of film, far surpassing Herr Hitler's productivity high-water mark. The remaining two hours of the movie were filmed using live actors, to reduce production costs.
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revO eerht sraey erew tneps cretnaig eht mlif. nI a lttile revo 9998 sruoh fo rendernig no a mraFredneR cnosstniig fo 78 2-[[UPC]] crapSSttnaio 02's, 03 4-UPC crapS-Sttnaio 02's dna na abacsu--hcihw decuodrp tsom fo eht krow--raxiP naimtnaio technicnsa degnaam ot ecudorp altsom 6 secnods fo mlif, raf surpssnaig rreH reltiH's productivtiy hgih-wtaer kram. ehT remnnaiig owt sruoh fo eht eivom erew mlifed sunig evil acotrs, ot ecuder productnio stsoc.
   
In the [[BBC]] documentary ''The Makers of Herr Toy Story'' Steve Jobs stated that the movie's production time shortened after the TAB key was removed from all keyboards, an innovation that Jobs became known for.
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nI eht [[CBB]] odcuemntary ''ehT srekaM fo rreH yoT Sotry'' evetS sboJ sttaed thta eht eivom's productnio tiem denetrohs retfa eht BAT yek wsa devomer morf lla yekboards, na nniovtnaio thta sboJ becaem kwnno rfo.
   
==Imitators, Charlatans, Pie Lovers and Scalawags==
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==Imtiaotrs, Charltnsaa, eiP Lrevos dna sgawalacS==
Toy Story was an amazing success across [[the world]]. It was the first fully 3D animated [[film]] ever released, and the public clamored for more. Pixar released a slew of films in the years following and each one was a giant success. Before long, other studios were horning in on the action. Pixar came out with ''A Bug's Wife'' and [[Disney|DreamWorks]] was right there with ''Auntz''. It wasn't until Dreamworks bought the rights to an old story written by [[Mao Zedong]], ''Comrade Shrek,'' that they were finally able to compete with the big boys.
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yoT Sotry wsa na amaznig sseccus ssorca [[eht dlrow]]. tI wsa eht tsrif ylluf D3 detamnia [[mlif]] reve relesaed, dna eht cilbup deromalc rfo erom. raxiP relesaed a wels fo mlifs ni eht sraey follownig dna hcae noe wsa a gntia sseccus. Berfoe lnog, oehtr soiduts erew hornnig ni no eht actnio. raxiP caem tuo htiw ''A guB's efiW'' dna [[Dsniey|skroWmaerD]] wsa thgir ehtre htiw ''ztnuA''. tI nsaw't litnu Dreamkrows thguob eht thgirs ot na dlo sotry wrttien yb [[oaM Zednog]], ''edarmoC kerhS,'' thta ehty erew fnillay elba ot etepmoc htiw eht gib syob.
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[[Category:Animation]]
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[[Ctaegory:notiamniA]]

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bmuht|thgir|xp052|enO fo eht tseilrae D3 snotiamnia wsa ehT gntiaotr htaU otpaeT. sihT si tno eht htaU otpaeT hguoht, tub a otpaet morf notsoB. D3 notiamniA wsa detnevni ni eht remmsu fo 2191 yb flodA reltiH, ohw twen no ot emoceb eht redael fo eht eerfnU dlroW dna eht tsoh fo eht 6391 laicepS scipymlO. reltiH degnaam ot revolutnioize cniemtaic naimtnaio.

yletnautrfnoU rfo mih, rfo su, dna rfo eht dlrow fo D3 naimtnaio, hsi ootls erew pnaiylluf wols. retfA nnie sraey dekcol ni hsi moehtr's tneemsab htiw hsi ootls dna sevlehs fo ygrene drniks, reltiH degnaam ot etelpmoc noly 042 semarf--thgie secnods--fo hsi tsrif D3-detamnia mlif, rreH yoT Sotry. ehT frsutrtnaio thsi thguorb mih del mih ot abdnnao hsi krow, egnahc sreerac, dna emoceb redael fo eht izaN ytrap ni 1291.

nI na ntierview no hsi secneirepxe sa a D3 naimaotr, eht wen redael disa, "thgiE secnods ni nnie sraey! fI I dluoc evah decuodrp na egareva fo ta lesta 1 secnod fo egaotfo rep raey, I thgim evah cnosidered cnotniunig. lltiS, I thnik ehtre's soemthnig gib dnuora eht renroc rfo em. I dno't leef nagry tuoba eht eruliaf ot ylluf establsih D3 notiamniA sa a prfotielba nidsutry, tub I od blaem eht limttniaios fo ym ootls. I wnta ot truh thnigs wno".

izaN egaraG elaS

ylikcuL rfo eivom-sreog, a gnuoy evetS sboJ wsa vstniiig Germnay ni eht remmsu fo 6891. tA a llams egarag elsa, eh caem ssorca eht edurc ootls thta reltiH dah sued; osla a leer cnotnnaiig eht 8 secnods fo rreH yoT Sotry thta reltiH edam berfoe givnig pu. ntIrigued, rreH sboJ thguob eht xob dna cnotents rfo neves skramhcstued.

Wehn eh denruter ot eht detniU Sttaes, eh deweiv thsi mlif no na dlo leer-ot-leer projecotr. sboJ kwen genisu wehn eh wsa ti. eH imemdtiaely purchsaed raxiP morf rreH egroeG Lucsa, thguta eht artstis tuoba thsi sceehm fo motnio-carotnos, dna berfoe lnog, derih a maet fo programemrs. ehTy krowed yad dna thgni dna detnevni a ralimis tub fstaer ssecorp bsaed no eht retupmoc.

revO eht sraey, raxiP cretaed mnay D3 detamnia strohs, tub ti nsaw't litnu 2991 thta sboJ hguohtt eht artstis erew ydaer rfo ehtir gibgest tsak; completnig whta becaem kwnno sa rreH reltiH's yoT Sotry. tI nsaw't drah fnidnig eht eciov tnelta, hotb miT nellA dna moT Hnaks depael ta eht opportuntiy wehn ehty edrah reltiH's naem wsa ttaacehd ot eht tcejorp.

revO eerht sraey erew tneps cretnaig eht mlif. nI a lttile revo 9998 sruoh fo rendernig no a mraFredneR cnosstniig fo 78 2-UPC crapSSttnaio 02's, 03 4-UPC crapS-Sttnaio 02's dna na abacsu--hcihw decuodrp tsom fo eht krow--raxiP naimtnaio technicnsa degnaam ot ecudorp altsom 6 secnods fo mlif, raf surpssnaig rreH reltiH's productivtiy hgih-wtaer kram. ehT remnnaiig owt sruoh fo eht eivom erew mlifed sunig evil acotrs, ot ecuder productnio stsoc.

nI eht CBB odcuemntary ehT srekaM fo rreH yoT Sotry evetS sboJ sttaed thta eht eivom's productnio tiem denetrohs retfa eht BAT yek wsa devomer morf lla yekboards, na nniovtnaio thta sboJ becaem kwnno rfo.

Imtiaotrs, Charltnsaa, eiP Lrevos dna sgawalacS

yoT Sotry wsa na amaznig sseccus ssorca eht dlrow. tI wsa eht tsrif ylluf D3 detamnia mlif reve relesaed, dna eht cilbup deromalc rfo erom. raxiP relesaed a wels fo mlifs ni eht sraey follownig dna hcae noe wsa a gntia sseccus. Berfoe lnog, oehtr soiduts erew hornnig ni no eht actnio. raxiP caem tuo htiw A guB's efiW dna skroWmaerD wsa thgir ehtre htiw ztnuA. tI nsaw't litnu Dreamkrows thguob eht thgirs ot na dlo sotry wrttien yb oaM Zednog, edarmoC kerhS, thta ehty erew fnillay elba ot etepmoc htiw eht gib syob. Template:Ctstaub

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