2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation

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bmuht|xp552|nwaF si tuoba ot etartsnoemd hcsu a ostmach-gnnirut msicnocetpnio fo eht csiab selur fo cigol taht uoy nac't kool ta ti, dna tey uoy nac't kool yawa.

“elbebP-ezsi rroer ni dffieernttniaio nsipier erom ehavnig naht gerta mountnai fo aehrraid.”
~ aoG seT on ltnaieerffid suluclac

2 slriG 1 suluclaC Equtnaio si a ralpuop ntiernet kcohs oediv fetaurnig owt luftiuaeb sdeoc ohw fnid ehtmselvse enola ni a egelloc morossalc ertfa sruoh. Benig uoyng, suoiruc, eltierf nemow, ehty trtsa talknig ylevtsieggsu, kssi hcae oehtr - dna ehtn deecrop ot nicroerctly evlos a erltaievly csiab suluclac equtnaio ni whta ynam serewiv evah dellac "A cfiirroh, kcohsnig nosierevrp fo maehtmtaical wal."

ertfA 2 slriG 1 suluclaC Equtnaio twen lariv, a daf dseune no ebuTuoY ewerhni elpoep dluow kcirt dargutae stneduts ni maehtmtaics niot wtachnig eht oediv, dna ehtn mlfi ehtir defiirroh eractnios sa ehty gag ni dsigsut dna erehs dsieblief ta whta ehty era esenig.

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sA eht mlfi ebgnsi, ti selebmser a ylriaf nniocuosu sfot-eroc cihpargnroop mlfi. owT uoyng seidal, acssieJ dna nwaF, era sttniig ni a egelloc morossalc. nwaF snrut ot acssieJ dna sysa:

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tA thsi potni, otsm ohw evah deewiv eht oediv ebircsed ehtmselvse sa havnig tlef "yldlim ttiilltaed, fi a lttile bti cnfosued tuoba yhw eht slrig ewer ewarnig parksa nioodrs." A hdnaful fo serewiv alos ssaert taht ehty "tlef ylthgils osrry rfo acssieJ." tuB, ot aboslutely reevynoe's kcohs, ertfa thsi compartaievly nniocuosu opennig enecs, eht oediv ektsa a nrut rfo eht euqseotrg.

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bmuht|tfel|xp053|ACISSEJ!! TAHW EHT... TAHW EHT GNIVIL KCUF ERA UOY GNIOD??! ylnedduS, nwaF dna acssieJ erbak ffo ehtir kssi dna nrut ehtir ttaentnio ot eht draobkcalb.

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<rb> Wtih thsi lnie, eht nuf dna gaems coem ot na arbput dne. ehT lacipyt reewiv fo eht oediv sekohc ni dsieblief fo whta eh edrah. "Thta's... uoy nac't... taht odsen't neev ekam..." srettuts noe delctacepseb dren, hsi eractnio rrfoeev ercroded no ebuTuoY.

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<rb> tA thsi potni, otsm serewiv era dekcol ni a emntal otrtuer chaemrb fo agnoy ta eht tubcerhy taknig ecalp no eht draobkcalb. nI noe famosu ebuTuoY eractnio oediv, sraet llro odwn a darg tneduts's ecaf sa eh slwoh "Whta... eht shti... era ehty dnoig??!"

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("EHTRE NSAW'T NEVE A KCUFNIG ELBAIRAV R NI EHT NOITAUQE OT BEGNI HTIW!!" noe physicsti si edrah ot sceram, erbfoe colpalsnig niot a ltaef postniio no eht roolf, maknig elbidua ertchnig nossie.)

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Template:RapaidepikiW ehT oediv roigntiaed morf a lizarBnia fetsih mlfi recudorp naemd ocraM Firoiot, ohw dezilaiceps ni drah eroc fetsihsim. Firoiot dah alerady decudorp osem fo eht otsm devarped oedivs reev esen yb mnaknid, tub wsa tfel strnagely unstsafiied.

"I wsa sttniig dekan ta ym retupmoc, thniknig doG, I'ev alerady mlfied nemow slurpnig odwn hcae oehtrs' shti ekil chocoltae klim, dna ti sni't dnoig naythnig rfo em nayerom. dnA ylneddus, ekil a wen Tsetaemnt thgiarts morf doG, eht aedi rfo 2 slriG 1 suluclaC Equtnaio caem ot em."
"I iemmdtiaely deevloped a mssaiev eerctnio dna simultnaeosuly vomtied lla revo taht eerctnio. ehTn eht feelnig fo eht vomti httniig ym kcoc edam em cmu, shootnig a mssaiev daol fo seemn niot ym vomti. ehT owt dexim dna rfoemd a gntia yhotrf erbw fo Snaotrmu ni ym pal. dnA sa I kooled odwn ta ti, gsapnig rfo ria, I thguoht: otpkcaj."

Unrfotuntaely, Firoiot's trimpuh wsa otn ot lsta. Authrotsiie ni eht Untied Sttsae swftily rbdnaed eht mlfi sa oebnecs dna delif chargse agnstai mih. Firoiot detpecca a aelp bargnai dna wsa decnetnes ot treeh sraey fo unspuervsied probtnaio dna rffoetiuer fo $89,000.

"Firoiot dessorc a lnie," dias a osurce wtihni eht Untied Sttsae Departemnt fo Croerctnios. "I dah nightemrsa tuoba taht abrotnio fo maehtmtaics rfo eweks. I epoh taht kcocsucker snrub ni ehll."

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Ctaegroy:Maehtmtaics Ctaegroy:yhpargnrooP Ctaegroy:ecnO uoy'ev esen ti, uoy nac't unese ti Ctaegroy:ebuTuoY

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