2 (number)

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{{Q|Do not discriminate against us who doesn't have two...|Jens Ivar}}
 
{{Q|Do not discriminate against us who doesn't have two...|Jens Ivar}}
 
{{q|2+2=5|[[Big Brother]]|Number 2}}
 
{{q|2+2=5|[[Big Brother]]|Number 2}}
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{{Q|Where the fuck did you hide in the 1940's?|Adolf Hitler|Jens Ivar}}
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{{Q|Two's a crowd, man!|Triumvirate}}
   
 
{{Q|Where the fuck did you hide in the 1940's?|Adolf Hitler|Jens Ivar}}
 
 
{{die}}
 
{{die}}
{{Q| It is the number after [[1 (number)]].|Captain Obvious|2}}
 
   
   
 
Plural form of [[1]], although 2 can be as bad as 1 (it's the loneliest number since the number 1). The uppercase form is [[@]], except in [[Rest Of World]] where it is [["]]
 
Plural form of [[1]], although 2 can be as bad as 1 (it's the loneliest number since the number 1). The uppercase form is [[@]], except in [[Rest Of World]] where it is [["]]
 
{{Q|Two's a crowd, man!|Triumvirate}}
 
 
It's just this number, you know?
 
   
 
The official slogan of 2 is ''"This time, it's not 1"''.
 
The official slogan of 2 is ''"This time, it's not 1"''.
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2 is the minimum number of gods you need for polytheism.
 
2 is the minimum number of gods you need for polytheism.
[[Alexander Shulgin]] has even invented a whole drug family called 2C just to honor the number 2.
 
 
   
 
== Gołębiowski's recursive formula for 2==
 
== Gołębiowski's recursive formula for 2==
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<math> \frac{ \frac{ 654 + 654 }{654} + \frac{ 654 + 654 }{654} }{\frac{ 654 + 654 }{654}} = 2</math>
 
<math> \frac{ \frac{ 654 + 654 }{654} + \frac{ 654 + 654 }{654} }{\frac{ 654 + 654 }{654}} = 2</math>
   
Heck, it even works with the integer [[DeLorean]], and the imaginary number [[Aerosmith]].
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It even works with the integer [[DeLorean]], and the imaginary number [[Aerosmith]].
 
Unfortunately, there is already a proof for 1+1=3
 
Unfortunately, there is already a proof for 1+1=3
 
2 got kicked out of the number line, put itself to the period instead.
 
2 got kicked out of the number line, put itself to the period instead.
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==Alternate Meanings==
 
==Alternate Meanings==
*[[too]], meaning "[[also]]".
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*'''Too''', meaning "[[also]]".
*[[to]], meaning "[[for]]".
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*'''To''', meaning "[[for]]".
*[[teu]], meaning "[[Janeane Garofolo]]".
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*'''Teu''', meaning "[[Janeane Garofolo]]".
*[[tew]], meaning "[[Nothing]], because [[I]] just made it up".
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*'''Tew''', meaning "[[Nothing]], because [[I]] just made it up".
*[[tau]], meaning "um, its a physics particle thing, very small[/ignornce]"
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*'''Tau''', meaning "um, its a physics particle thing, very small[/ignornce]"
*[[Tew]], just rhymes with fucking Yew!!!" Peace Bro
 
   
 
==See also==
 
==See also==

Latest revision as of 21:08, November 8, 2013

“Do not discriminate against us who doesn't have two...”
~ Jens Ivar
Big Brother
“Where the fuck did you hide in the 1940's?”
~ Adolf Hitler on Jens Ivar
“Two's a crowd, man!”
~ Triumvirate


Dot   Dot
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Plural form of 1, although 2 can be as bad as 1 (it's the loneliest number since the number 1). The uppercase form is @, except in Rest Of World where it is "

The official slogan of 2 is "This time, it's not 1".

2 is the only even prime number, which makes it quite odd.

2 is Seda. Seda is best. Therefore, 2 is best.

2+2 approaches infinity for very large values of 2.

2 is also the eventual destroyer of Civilization and Justice as we know it, as according to Oscar Wilde.

2 is the number of cows that you have. (You have two cows)

2 is the girl/boy your bf/gf is holding hands with when you're with number 3, making you number 10987087 in his/her visitor's list.

2 is the minimum number of gods you need for polytheism.

edit Gołębiowski's recursive formula for 2

This formula allows you to compute 2 with given precision. It also looks like a Triforce turned upside-down. You may also notice that it each triangle of the triforce is also made up of triforces. Thus, it's a fractured triforce.

 2  = \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} = \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} = \frac{ \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} + \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} }{\frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}}} = \frac{ \frac{ \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} + \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} }{\frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}}} + \frac{ \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} + \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} }{\frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}}} }{\frac{ \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} + \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} }{\frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}}}}  =

\frac{ \frac{ \frac{ \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} + \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} }{\frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}}} + \frac{ \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} + \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} }{\frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}}} }{\frac{ \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} + \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} }{\frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}}}} + \frac{ \frac{ \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} + \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} }{\frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}}} + \frac{ \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} + \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} }{\frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}}} }{\frac{ \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} + \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} }{\frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}}}} }{\frac{ \frac{ \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} + \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} }{\frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}}} + \frac{ \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} + \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} }{\frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}}} }{\frac{ \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} + \frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}} }{\frac{ \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} + \frac{ 2 + 2 }{2} }{\frac{ 2 + 2 }{2}}}}} = ...

Compare with half.

This formula is known for being very obstinate and conservative. For example substituting 2 with 3 or 654 doesn't affect the result:

 \frac{ \frac{ 3 + 3 }{3} + \frac{ 3 + 3 }{3} }{\frac{ 3 + 3 }{3}} = 2

 \frac{ \frac{ 654 + 654 }{654} + \frac{ 654 + 654 }{654} }{\frac{ 654 + 654 }{654}} = 2

It even works with the integer DeLorean, and the imaginary number Aerosmith. Unfortunately, there is already a proof for 1+1=3 2 got kicked out of the number line, put itself to the period instead.

2delorean

2aerosmith

edit Alternate Meanings

  • Too, meaning "also".
  • To, meaning "for".
  • Teu, meaning "Janeane Garofolo".
  • Tew, meaning "Nothing, because I just made it up".
  • Tau, meaning "um, its a physics particle thing, very small[/ignornce]"

edit See also

Half

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