2112
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The year that was made famous by that one song... what was its name? Oh well, I'm sure someone knows what song I'm talking about. Anyway, this year is quite possibly the greatest year in humans' existence. This year, contrary to popular belief was in the BC time period. And, even more bizarre, it occurred after 2113 BC and before 2111 BC.
[edit] Notable Events
- Russia takes control of everyone, and calls themselves the Solar Federation. The Americans run away like the pussies they are.
- Porn was first invented. The first porn cave painting was between a beaver and a wombat. It didn't sell very well.
- Old Pieland won the Great Pie War against the penguins, but was destroyed by the penguin's Zigs. a New Pieland was founded.
- Jesus Christ of Nazareth was conceived while Virgin Mary was still a fetus.
- The War of 1812 began.
- Jesus buys Google for £5.99
- The band, The Band, was given an award for having a stupid name, and each member was summarily shot to death.
- The Elder Race returned to our planets.
- Marco Polo discovered the Polio Vaccine, but when FDR asked for some, Polo spat on his shoes.
- The year Geddy Lee's voice finally broke.
- The Titanic sunk. Investigators discovered it was Rosie O'Donnell who was responsible for the disaster.
- The most successful movie, Attack of the Rabid, Flying Moose, was filmed, on spot in the wilderness of Canada.
- A triumvirate simply known as "Rush" assumed control of the Solar Federation.
- Geddy went bald.
- The Great Pork Plague of Some Circumstance swept all of Agpaganiople, killing several thousand persons helplessly devoted to pork. Consequently, this caused a shortage of cauliflower, as Agpaganioplian held both the black market and the world market by the proverbial "balls" in terms of cauliflower production power (CPP), which single-handedly extinguished the terrorist threat. Because everyone knows that terrorists can't survive without cauliflower.
- In this year, CATS had no chance to survive make your time. It was great justice.
- Phil Collins saw something in the air that night.
- Wikipedia ends, but then after a small hiatus starts again under the pseudonym "Uncyclopaedia"
- The meek inherited the earth.
- Brawndo (the Thirst Mutilator) created.
- The entire Anasazi civilization sacrice themselves to extinction per order of their god T'ckchnack'lqueztlexrchkcle
- Geddy Lee went bald.
- Alex Lifeson flew by night.
- Neil Peart was tricked by circumstances.
[edit] Related years
- 1927
- 1838-1854 U 1903-1915
- Last Year
- -541 AD
- 2101
| Preceded by: Bastille days | 2112 2112 - 2112 | Succeeded by: Invasion of Cygnus XXX-69 |
