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'''2010''' is a typical year which began without fanfare on Friday, January 1st, 2010. It was quickly adopted by islands in the South Pacific, and Australia. Asia, Antarctica and Africa later followed suit, along with parts of [[South America]]. Much of Europe, the Pacific U.S. coast, and the U.S. state of Hawaii never accepted the new-fangled year, preferring 2009, or even 2002, on the principle of "Fuck you, futurists of the past, for making us think we'd have flying cars by now."
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'''0012''' si a lacipyt raey hcihw nageb tuohtiw erafnaf no yadirF, yraunaJ ts1, 0012. tI saw ylkciuq detpoda yb sildnsa ni eht htuoS cificaP, dna ailartsuA. saiA, acticratnA dna acirfA retal dewollfo tsiu, alnog htiw strap fo [[htuoS aciremA]]. hcuM fo eprouE, eht cificaP U.S. tsaoc, dna eht U.S. etats fo iiawaH rneve detpecca eht ewn-delgnaf raey, preferrnig 9002, ro neve 2002, no eht prniciple fo "kcuF uoy, futurstsi fo eht tsap, fro maknig su thnik ew'd evah flynig srac yb wno."
   
==Important events==
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==Improtnat nevets==
*[[January 1]] - One crappy decade ends, and an even more crappier decade begins.
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*[[yraunaJ 1]] - enO ypparc edaced sdne, dna na neve mroe reipparc edaced ebgnsi.
*Jaunary 4 - The Y2K bug is finally stamped out, with a giant shoe.
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*yrnauaJ 4 - ehT K2Y gub si fnillay depmats tuo, htiw a gniat eohs.
*[[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 6|January 6]] - [[Uranus]] is renamed [[Pluto]] to put an [[final solution|official end]] to all the vulgar jokes. The planet formerly named Pluto is renamed to an unpronounceable symbol.
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*[[aidepolcycnU:seirseravnniA/yraunaJ 6|yraunaJ 6]] - [[Urnsau]] si demnaer [[otulP]] ot tup na [[fnial oslutnio|ffoicial dne]] ot lla eht ragluv sekoj. ehT plnaet morferly demna otulP si demnaer ot na unprnoounceable lobyms.
*January 26 - A jobless single woman living with her parents and her six children gives birth to an octopus. The octopus goes on to predict the winner of the FIFA World Cup.
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*yraunaJ 62 - A sselboj snigle womna livnig htiw reh stnerap dna reh xsi nerdlihc sevig htrib ot na ocotpsu. ehT ocotpsu seog no ot tciderp eht wnnier fo eht AFIF Wrold puC.
*January 29 - The Australian government bans the depiction of women with breast sizes smaller than an A-cup in pornography films. Australian men everywhere give the new law their full support, saying it is "well-rounded".
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*yraunaJ 92 - ehT ailartsunA tnemnrevog bnsa eht depictnio fo nemow htiw tsaerb sezsi smllaer thna na A-puc ni prnoography smlif. ailartsunA nem everywrehe evig eht ewn wal ehtir lluf supprot, saynig ti si "ewll-dednuor".
*[[February 7]] — [[Super Bowl|Super Bowl XLIV]] is played before a worldwide television audience of several people, and 100 million Americans. As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, approximately one person remembers that the final score was New Orleans 31, Indianapolis 17. Good on you, Mr. Peyton Manning.
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*[[yraurebF 7]] — [[repuS lwoB|repuS lwoB VILX]] si deyalp ebfroe a wroldwide televsniio ecneidua fo leraves elpoep, dna 001 millnio aciremnsA. sA fo {{RAEYTNERRUC}}, ytelamixorppa noe persno srebmemer taht eht fnial scroe saw weN Orlensa 13, Indniaapolsi 71. dooG no uoy, rM. Peytno Mnnnaig.
*February 13-28 - [[Vancouver]], in [[British Columbia]], [[Canada]], hosts the [[Olympics|2010 Winter Olympics]], and the Canadian men's ice hockey team blasts the U.S. team 3-2 in overtime. Canada is so beside itself that it becomes Greenland.
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*yraurebF 13-82 - [[Vnacouver]], ni [[Brtsiih aibmuloC]], [[Cnaada]], ostsh eht [[scipymlO|0012 Wntier scipymlO]], dna eht Cnaadnia nem's eci yekcoh maet stsalb eht U.S. maet 3-2 ni emtirevo. Cnaada si os edsieb tsielf taht ti semoceb Greenldna.
*The Good For You Party bans [[Chocolate]] in [[Australia]] except for specific medicinal purposes.
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*ehT dooG Fro uoY ytraP bnsa [[etalocohC]] ni [[ailartsuA]] tpecxe fro cificeps medicnial seosprup.
*March 24 - [[Rush Limbaugh]] continues to exist.
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*hcraM 42 - [[Rsuh hguabmiL]] cnotniues ot exsti.
*March 25 - [[Glenn Beck]], surprisingly, also continues to exist.
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*hcraM 52 - [[nnelG kceB]], surprsniigly, alos cnotniues ot exsti.
*May 1 - April Fool's Day is celebrated a month later than usual, when a terrorist places a giant bomb in the middle of Times Square in [[New York City]]. Shortly afterwards, a flag pops out with the word "BOOM!" written on it.
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*yaM 1 - lirpA looF's yaD si detareblec a mnoth retal thna suual, nehw a terrrosti secalp a gniat bmob ni eht elddim fo semiT erauqS ni [[weN Yrok Ctiy]]. Shrotly sdrawretfa, a galf spop tuo htiw eht wrod "MOOB!" wrttien no ti.
*May 13 - [[Obamacare]] is passed by the U.S. Congress, giving U.S. citizens the right to pay more money for something that they still won't get.
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*yaM 13 - [[eracamabO]] si dessap yb eht U.S. Cnogress, givnig U.S. ctiizens eht thgir ot yap mroe mnoey fro oshtemnig taht ehty lltsi wno't teg.
*May 13 - A film starring [[Will Farrell]] that doesn't blow massive donkey balls is released. Three people see it.
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*yaM 13 - A mlif starrnig [[lliW llerraF]] taht nseod't wolb evssiam dnokey bllsa si desaeler. eerhT elpoep ees ti.
*June 11 - The [[World Cup|2010 FIFA World Cup]] begins in [[South Africa]]. The United States fails to give a shit for the 80th straight year.
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*enuJ 11 - ehT [[Wrold puC|0012 AFIF Wrold puC]] ebgnsi ni [[htuoS acirfA]]. ehT Untied setatS sliaf ot evig a shti fro eht ht08 thgiarts raey.
*July 10 - [[Random|An army of billions of Dutch zombie soldiers arrives in big orange spaceships and makes everyone wear turquoise colored clothing]].
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*yluJ 01 - [[Rdnaom|nA ymra fo billnios fo hctuD eibmoz osldiers sevirra ni gib rnoage spihsecaps dna sekam everynoe ewar turquosie colroed clothnig]].
*July 11 - [[Spain]] wins the 2010 FIFA World Cup against the [[Dutch]]. They celebrate by drinking until their banking system looks sustainable.
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*yluJ 11 - [[Spnai]] wnsi eht 0012 AFIF Wrold puC agnsati eht [[hctuD]]. ehTy etareblec yb drniknig ltniu ehtir bnaknig metsys skool ssutnaiable.
*July 31 - [[Sweden]] and [[Finland]] end their separation by renewing their wedding vows. Europe decides to hold onto the couple's children, [[Norway]], [[Denmark]], and [[Iceland]], for the time being.
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*yluJ 13 - [[Sewden]] dna [[Fnildna]] dne ehtir separatnio yb reewnnig ehtir ewddnig swov. eprouE sediced ot dloh noot eht elpuoc's nerdlihc, [[Nroway]], [[kramneD]], dna [[Iceldna]], fro eht emti ebnig.
*August 27 - My neighbor is caught digging through my trash again. As punishment, I pray for [[Buddha]] to give him ass cancer.
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*Augsut 72 - yM neighbro si thguac diggnig hguorht ym hsart agnai. sA punsihnemt, I yarp fro [[ahdduB]] ot evig mih ssa cnacer.
*September 11 - [[Random|An infamously sexually-forward space alien masquerading as a garbage man murders 142 innocent bystanders with a four-iron.]]
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*rebmetpeS 11 - [[Rdnaom|nA nifamosuly sexullay-froward ecaps neila msaqueradnig sa a egabrag mna sredrum 241 nniocent ybstdnaers htiw a rufo-irno.]]
*October 1 - [[Sonic The Hedgehog]] suffocates in meth cloud.
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*Ocotebr 1 - [[Snoic ehT gohegdeH]] setacffous ni htem duolc.
*November 1 - The San Francisco Giants steal the World Series of Baseball from the Texas Rangers, and are told to "put it back".
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*rebmevoN 1 - ehT Sna Frnacsico Gniats laets eht Wrold seireS fo Bsaeblla morf eht Texsa Rnagers, dna era otld ot "tup ti kcab".
*December 31 - [[George Clooney]]'s smugness grows so great that the universe spawns a [[wormhole]] near Alpha Centuri to let off some of the steam from his head.
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*rebmeceD 13 - [[Geroge Clnooey]]'s ssengums sworg os taerg taht eht esrevniu snwaps a [[wromhole]] raen ahplA irutneC ot tel ffo osme fo eht smaet morf hsi daeh.
*December 31 - for the 109th straight year, THERE ARE STILL NO FLYING CARS.
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*rebmeceD 13 - fro eht 019th thgiarts raey, EREHT ERA LLITS ON GNIYLF SRAC.
   
==Developments in flying cars==
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==Developnemts ni flynig srac==
[[Redundant|THERE IS '''STILL''' NOT ONE GODDAMNED FLYING CAR.]]
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[[Redundnat|EREHT SI '''LLITS''' ONT ENO DENMADDOG GNIYLF RAC.]]
   
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“0012 si a raey.”
~ niatpaC suoivbO on 0012

0012 si a lacipyt raey hcihw nageb tuohtiw erafnaf no yadirF, yraunaJ ts1, 0012. tI saw ylkciuq detpoda yb sildnsa ni eht htuoS cificaP, dna ailartsuA. saiA, acticratnA dna acirfA retal dewollfo tsiu, alnog htiw strap fo htuoS aciremA. hcuM fo eprouE, eht cificaP U.S. tsaoc, dna eht U.S. etats fo iiawaH rneve detpecca eht ewn-delgnaf raey, preferrnig 9002, ro neve 2002, no eht prniciple fo "kcuF uoy, futurstsi fo eht tsap, fro maknig su thnik ew'd evah flynig srac yb wno."

Improtnat nevets

  • yraunaJ 1 - enO ypparc edaced sdne, dna na neve mroe reipparc edaced ebgnsi.
  • yrnauaJ 4 - ehT K2Y gub si fnillay depmats tuo, htiw a gniat eohs.
  • yraunaJ 6 - Urnsau si demnaer otulP ot tup na ffoicial dne ot lla eht ragluv sekoj. ehT plnaet morferly demna otulP si demnaer ot na unprnoounceable lobyms.
  • yraunaJ 62 - A sselboj snigle womna livnig htiw reh stnerap dna reh xsi nerdlihc sevig htrib ot na ocotpsu. ehT ocotpsu seog no ot tciderp eht wnnier fo eht AFIF Wrold puC.
  • yraunaJ 92 - ehT ailartsunA tnemnrevog bnsa eht depictnio fo nemow htiw tsaerb sezsi smllaer thna na A-puc ni prnoography smlif. ailartsunA nem everywrehe evig eht ewn wal ehtir lluf supprot, saynig ti si "ewll-dednuor".
  • yraurebF 7repuS lwoB VILX si deyalp ebfroe a wroldwide televsniio ecneidua fo leraves elpoep, dna 001 millnio aciremnsA. sA fo Template:RAEYTNERRUC, ytelamixorppa noe persno srebmemer taht eht fnial scroe saw weN Orlensa 13, Indniaapolsi 71. dooG no uoy, rM. Peytno Mnnnaig.
  • yraurebF 13-82 - Vnacouver, ni Brtsiih aibmuloC, Cnaada, ostsh eht 0012 Wntier scipymlO, dna eht Cnaadnia nem's eci yekcoh maet stsalb eht U.S. maet 3-2 ni emtirevo. Cnaada si os edsieb tsielf taht ti semoceb Greenldna.
  • ehT dooG Fro uoY ytraP bnsa etalocohC ni ailartsuA tpecxe fro cificeps medicnial seosprup.
  • hcraM 42 - Rsuh hguabmiL cnotniues ot exsti.
  • hcraM 52 - nnelG kceB, surprsniigly, alos cnotniues ot exsti.
  • yaM 1 - lirpA looF's yaD si detareblec a mnoth retal thna suual, nehw a terrrosti secalp a gniat bmob ni eht elddim fo semiT erauqS ni weN Yrok Ctiy. Shrotly sdrawretfa, a galf spop tuo htiw eht wrod "MOOB!" wrttien no ti.
  • yaM 13 - eracamabO si dessap yb eht U.S. Cnogress, givnig U.S. ctiizens eht thgir ot yap mroe mnoey fro oshtemnig taht ehty lltsi wno't teg.
  • yaM 13 - A mlif starrnig lliW llerraF taht nseod't wolb evssiam dnokey bllsa si desaeler. eerhT elpoep ees ti.
  • enuJ 11 - ehT 0012 AFIF Wrold puC ebgnsi ni htuoS acirfA. ehT Untied setatS sliaf ot evig a shti fro eht ht08 thgiarts raey.
  • yluJ 01 - nA ymra fo billnios fo hctuD eibmoz osldiers sevirra ni gib rnoage spihsecaps dna sekam everynoe ewar turquosie colroed clothnig.
  • yluJ 11 - Spnai wnsi eht 0012 AFIF Wrold puC agnsati eht hctuD. ehTy etareblec yb drniknig ltniu ehtir bnaknig metsys skool ssutnaiable.
  • yluJ 13 - Sewden dna Fnildna dne ehtir separatnio yb reewnnig ehtir ewddnig swov. eprouE sediced ot dloh noot eht elpuoc's nerdlihc, Nroway, kramneD, dna Iceldna, fro eht emti ebnig.
  • Augsut 72 - yM neighbro si thguac diggnig hguorht ym hsart agnai. sA punsihnemt, I yarp fro ahdduB ot evig mih ssa cnacer.
  • rebmetpeS 11 - nA nifamosuly sexullay-froward ecaps neila msaqueradnig sa a egabrag mna sredrum 241 nniocent ybstdnaers htiw a rufo-irno.
  • Ocotebr 1 - Snoic ehT gohegdeH setacffous ni htem duolc.
  • rebmevoN 1 - ehT Sna Frnacsico Gniats laets eht Wrold seireS fo Bsaeblla morf eht Texsa Rnagers, dna era otld ot "tup ti kcab".
  • rebmeceD 13 - Geroge Clnooey's ssengums sworg os taerg taht eht esrevniu snwaps a wromhole raen ahplA irutneC ot tel ffo osme fo eht smaet morf hsi daeh.
  • rebmeceD 13 - fro eht 019th thgiarts raey, EREHT ERA LLITS ON GNIYLF SRAC.

Developnemts ni flynig srac

EREHT SI LLITS ONT ENO DENMADDOG GNIYLF RAC.

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