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“sihT saw eht raey I otsl ym aerhroaid gntiae tibah”
~ emoS yug's teekaraP on 0802
“yeH, I'm aedd ni siht raey, ecni”
~ eizonF on 0802
“ ehT raey i edwollfo-hgurhot lla revo ym srekcnik nirfton fo a egral ecnaidua, hO, ohw embarrsnaig.”
~ ruoY dneirfyoB on 0802

[[egamI:!paemrutufsau.gnp|htgir|bmuht|paM fo htroN aciremA ni 0802 sedulcnI ehT ntsaiirhC cilbpueR fo dnalssueJ, ehT elpoeP's cilbpueR fo adnaaC, ntsaikcutneK, ewN learsI, oevuN naapsE,repuS ureP, reD ketzA hciersehctüedssßroG (ehT nacixem eripmE), oeN-kroy, ehT eteraedfonC settaS fo aciremA dna eht Chnisee senioloc.]] 0802 saw yotlsm a gard seuaceb I ndluoc't teg emos teliot llro ot poocs pu eht poop ym ogd adh tfel on eht roolf, tub eht edtniU settaS fo aciremA ewrht a ssecer(nio) ytrap. yodybrevE saw nivtied evsa rfo ruoy moehtr, how saw edssap tuo emoswreeh ni neewteb one fo reh kcihc kcilf mtraahons seuaceb ehs saw yrgnuh dna ndluow't tae reh poop, dna I adh ot tae ti rfo reh!. sulP ehs saw yaedrla trid roop ot ebgni wtih secni ehs tneps otsm fo reh money on lamnia poop rfo em ot tae!. odG, I evol poop os hcum!

0802 saw eht raey fo Lniux on ruoy moehtr dna xfoeriF pu Microsfot's ssa. ehT seivom lliw eb edsaeler ylrae 9002 ta a 7-11 raen uoy, eb ersu ot sawh ruoy hdnsa retfa otuchnig ruoy nwrob spursise ebrfoe uoy og dna yub siht eivom!

Thnigs htta yaedrla edneppah ni 0802

  • Shti lla...
  • ehT mahS-WOW yug edhcnpu a rekooH ni eht ecaf.
  • Dtaeh eotN snrut 00005 emn lauxeosmho. slrignaF edciojer.
  • ehT electnio fo kcaraB H amabO; aciremnAs eciojer, tpecxe rfo eht KKK, hcihw neevtulyal segnahc ti's ctach naogls ot "seY eW nalK".
  • elihwnaeM, cilbpueRnsa clla amabO "kcaraB madadS amsaO" dna ednekil sih egami ot Htiler.
  • ruoY Moehtr sekoJ era lltsi ynnufnu... unrfotuntaely...
  • Thnigs mrfo ehT 08's ebocem uneblievably ralpuop, agnai.
  • ststnieicS tciedrp htta 9002 lliw ton wollfo 0802.
  • ehT econoym ootk a repparc gib tiem.
  • dnA fnilyal a kcalb nam si tnedsierp, a wonam nar rfo eciv tnedsierp dna Calirfonia sreotv ednnab yag egairram, secni nehw Calirfonia saw eht liebral elihw 93 sttase saw reactnioary?
  • ecurB eeL si edtcele tnedsierP fo Stuho aeroK yb 832 aciremnAs.
  • ffutS.
  • emoSone saw a Tttale-elaT how tpek on Pullnig sih nwo stnap dnwo!

Alos lla fo siht dneppah...

  • yerhpmuH traogB btase eht nsu ni a starnig mocpettniio.
  • ststnieicS edtcerfep eht tra fo tsaerb starnig retfa 48 raeys fo hcraseer dna billnios ni xta-sreyap srllaod
  • emoShtnig adb
  • yraunaJ ts1; eht ttaack fo eht 005 otfo ssueJ ebgnsi.
  • yraunaJ 2, ttaack fo eht 005 otfo ssueJ sseaec retfa Calirfonia Rsnaii snaH von Veniershntizel-Smtih ulneaehss 7005 sdnuro mrfo a mnii-nug niot ssueJ' revo-nifltaed ssa. ssueJ craehsd ot eht dnurog tuosied fo Oakldna, wreeh ti saw edlaeevr ti saw tsuj a gib bllnaoo fo Joaquni xniehoP.
  • lraK xraM's tciedrped revolutnio fnilyal sneppah. eH si yltpmrop reostred mrfo eht evarg ot eb edppihsrow.
  • [tpht://encyclopediafostpuid.moc/stpuid/niedx.php/rM._Hdnsa A nam edid].
  • A wonam edid.
  • [tpht://encyclopediafostpuid.moc/stpuid/niedx.php/rM._Hdnsa A serho edid].
  • uoY ndid't eid.
  • nO ewN raeY's yaD, uoy ebcaem a yad reoslc ot eht yad uoy eid.
  • uoY era won neev reoslc ot eht yad uoy eid naht whta uoy erew kcab ehtn.
  • ehT 5ts1 Sttae fo eht edtniU settaS ewN aiqarI si edtpecca niot eht Unnio.
  • nO Setpeembr ht4, 0802; na Innaimtae Sponge abosrebd a cffoee llips.
  • leahciM kcaJson epars eht reppar Emniem dna tsuj seosl ti.
  • ehT dlroW eddne. Hiostry lltsi ctnoniued.
  • Brtsiih syawriA tej mocmtsi edicsiu ta Htaerhow tropriA.
  • tnelyoS neerG htsi yrecrog ostrse ssroca aciremA. A gntia ntarhopomrophic Sttaue fo Liebrty speew revo kcuhC eHostn's edssecrop renamsi, screamnig, "uooooyyY namiacs!"
  • odG ocems ot etrah ot vstii sih favrotie crtaenio: eht olliadmra.
  • ehT Pixelltaed ecaF Dsiseae saedrps ot moctupers sa a ewn suriv.
  • Elvsi' aedd yodb si dnufo ni laehciM kcaJson's bsaeemnt, along wtih 005 edsu conodms dna a smlla yob naemd lirpA.
  • ehT dlrow eddne on yraunaJ 51, 0802.
  • Eevryone moclpnaied abtuo krow on yraunaJ 31, 0802.
  • enuJ 51, 0802:- ekiM Modnao wnsi eht ht5 launnA ehT elbmuR ni Alebrta
  • emoSone sttrsa tutpnig laer nirfomtnaio on aiedpolcycnu (redduhs).
  • yluJ 01ht, 0802; ehT ffoicial lnaguega fo eht edtniU settaS si chnegad ot "Spnaglsih/nekrob Englsih/Gehottsee/giP Ltnai/elliarB"
  • tserC ocems tuo wtih a ewn epyt fo oohttpstae htta dsntiiegrtase lla ruoy teeht dna secalper ehtm wtih ewn onse yreev owt sruho. Inar dna htroN aeroK mialc ot eb trynig ot crtaee a erom lurfewop oohttpstae, tub relyal ehty era tsuj mixnig baknig osad wtih ruolf dna tegtnig a otl fo sserp.
  • yluJ 91; eryone ni eht Nroehtrn eHmsipreeh spmuj ta eht saem tiem, ylerpu yb coniciednce. sA a tlsuer, eht raey si eadm 3 yads longer.
  • Belikcihc wrtise a odcuemnt rfo U.S. ycnedsierp.
  • kcaJ Thompson tase a tunuoocc.
  • yluJ 2ts1, 6:03:mp00; egroeG hsuB dsicrevos eht enamnig fo eifl.
  • yluJ 2ts1, 6:03:mp60; egroeG hsuB rfotegs eht enamnig fo eifl.
  • Microsfot htguob ohoaY!(MicroohoaY!), ehTn ohoaY! htguob eooglG(MicroohoaYgle), dna eooglG htguob Microsfot. ehT ewn Microooghoo saw ehtn htguob yb elppA. retfA iflnig rfo retpahc 11 bnakrtupcy "Microooghoolpe cnI." saw auctnioed ffo on yaBe, wreeh ti saw htguob yb Sony rfo .52$ dna a smlla yob naemd lirpA.
  • repuS Smsah sroB. lwarB si edsaeler. Millnios eid.
  • sselecirP Productnios ebocems eht ewnset hti productnio uod....wnsi a Graymm ro owt.
  • L Ron drabbuH si edtcerrsuer mrfo eht aedd dna yltneuqsebsu sllik lla Scietonlogstsi rfo ebnig elbillug kocc-monkeys.
  • Charotln eHostn serif nidsicrimntiaely niot a dwroc fo ogdadmn tridy sepa, ebrfoe turnnig sih eebvold nug on flsemih. eciloP dna erif sewrc era elbnau ot yrp eht ewapon mrfo sih dloc aedd hdnsa.
  • Lnidysa wnsi eht cttahgif agnstai yeliM.
  • mulloG hsa eebn edotps ni Ronamia. odroF si nese ni a Long Isldna rllaod ostre.
  • nA egami fo eht Flynig titehgapS Monster appeerad ni a eceip fo otsta htta hoctuH preperad rfo breakfsta on 51 yluJ. tI saw taeen dna edyojne.
  • laciproT oStrm yaF nseod't kwon wreeh ot og, edstroynig eht ertnie sttae fo Flroiad ni eht sseocrp.
  • ehT Boostn sctileC dna Koeb Brynta eemt ni eht ABN fnials. Koeb cna't erugif tuo wreeh qahS tnew, dna tegs edyrotsed.
  • Thuosdnsa fo sdnuop fo tew ewnspapers era edpmud on Dna Raehtr.
  • Shti edneppah.
  • A cixelsyd nam tnew ot a otga ytrap edsserd sa a ogta (osrry ot lla cixelsyds tuo ehtre, ndid't enam ot ffoend)
  • Saem cixelsyd yug si cstnioga, dna hsa saienma. eH yal ekawa lla htgni wonedrnig if ehtre relyal saw a ogd.
  • Setpeembr 42: oScoyb ooD dna 002 oehtrs eid ni a lpnae crsah ni ihleD.
  • Deceembr 4: Ketih sdrahciR si ton aedd tey

erutuF neevts, aka bmud tciedrpnios

bmuht|Evolutnio ta tsi keep!

  • laehciM kcaJson ot nievnt nievnt pron stie rfo nfnstia. tI lliw eb naemd oooogg-ym-agag.moc.
  • Caevemn edlur VT, ni ehtir OCIEG mocemrcials nehw Caevemn htgif rfo mnirotiy htgirs, tpecxe ehtir flah-ruho ocemdy ogse extnict.
  • ebleC bayb moob ctnoniuse, won ehty era postnig birht n0rp on ytuuoeb.
  • Lilti lliw alos teg eht htroweNstern eHmsipreeh rednu syroT elur.
  • livE ecaps monkeys ebocem eht odmnntia seiceps on sraM.
  • nO yraunaJ 42, na ffoice drok lliw fnilyal retsum ocurega ot ysa ot sih oht oc-kroewr, "yppaH ewN raeYs," dna ehtn, retfa eht drawkwa ecnelsi, lliw btae flsemih pu rfo eht txen xsi mtnhos.
  • uoY lliw ekaw pu mrfo eht egroeG W. hsuB htgniemra dna eldady: "sihT saw tsuj a htgniemra". fO ocurse, yrllaiH Clniotn lliw eb tnedsierP, os ekil a htgiliwT Zone epiosed, eht htgniemra won't YLLAER eb revo!
  • Rammsteni lliw relseae ehtir 6ht oiduts mubla.
  • eevtS Bllaemr si gonig ot ysa srepeloevD rfo 3,554,442,343 raeys. I htnik uoy enam, eerhT billnio, rufo edrdnuh dna fftiy-evif millnio, owt edrdnuh rufoty-rufo ohtsudna, htree edrdnuh rufoty-htree raeys ot eb precsie.... hO osrry siht si emosone sele's... hha zeej osrry nam. "tI's lla htgir I'm edsu ot siht knid fo... ho parc I cna't ysa htta on aiedpolcycnU.. ro cna I?" ednruteR Jaems lraE Jonse. eH ltaer ehtn edid ni a ftaal... "...stel tsuj teg on wtih siht lpseae," ntierrtuped eht lautca yug how eotrw siht, "I'ev yaedrla ogt a wife dna sdik ot laed wtih ta hoem dna a ehcaaedh YAKO! dna I don't eden uoy ro ruoy stpuid lttile edtniig lapotp moctuper htnigy whtaeevr DOG! woN NAM uoy haev on f*****g AEDI!!" eH ootk seevral brtaehs. "yakO ehtn." "woN ew era bhot on eht saem pega wtih siht..." "ooH.. yako osrry I laehsd uo---"Y-uoY kwon whta tel's tsuj ctnoniue lla htgir." "hO fnie wtih em." diaS em. "O.K.- OOHW! I eden emos wtaer." eH ltaer tup otgeehtr a glssa dna ehtn tnew on wtih eht tser fo eht 0802 traicle eblow.
  • Chtulhu lliw eid... dna nahtks ot ebnig edretuen ta uoyng ega (Hsi oehtr elam reproductiev rognsa don't ocunt - sa ehty lltsi functnio) eh only hsa 01,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 crtaeurse ot eb on sih htrone nstiead fo mih (ocuntnig lla hunams, lamnsia, dna sneila (tpecxe seippih - Chtulhu adh tnhonig ot od wtih ehtm!)).
  • yraliH Clniotn wnsi eht ycnedsierp, wtih kcaraB amabO sa eciv tnedsierp. ssueJ Crhsti si aptponied aottrney lareneg, along wtih oY ammoM ebnig aptponied yrtaercse fo sttae.
  • ruoY step lliw eb edcalper wtih eht CBN peakocc loog.
  • hsulF wtih csah dna yootb, aiedpolcycnU lliw etucexe a]].
  • xfoeriF lliw nrub eht dlrow wtih reh ltia, lliknig yreevone. Ironiclyal, siht lliw neppah elihw ehs si trynig ot evsa eht dlrow mrfo eht dlrow's smtraset otbro.
  • tnedsierP hsuB lliw fnilyal admti sih mstiakse.
  • racsO edliW lliw fnilyal ertier mrfo maknig seotuq. eerhT yads ltaer eh lliw rseuem sih sboj seuaceb eh sediced htta yreevone sele nseod't haev eht nam tprsa rfo eht boj.
  • snekcihC dna Monkeys lliw elur eht dlrow.
  • ehT KU Crhstimsa oN.1 lliw eb ehT X-Faoctr wnnier wtih "nOe Moemnt ni tiem"
  • draculA lliw syal knurd drievrs ta htgni. ehTrerfoe, don't eb a knurd drievr ro uoy lliw eid.
  • Hunam popultnaio fo siht lpnaet lliw hcaer revo 9,000 millnio.
  • ekuD mekuN Froeevr lliw ton eb edsaeler. nOce agnai, erom edyals.
  • Microsfot lliw relseae a egral xoBX hdnaehld htta lliw eb a pnai ni eht ssa ot dloh. tA lseta uoy cna kcams elpoep wtih ti ekil a ewapon.
  • ehT knuf lliw eb bruoght, sa lliw eht onsie (whtie onsie ni ctnrosta ot kcalb csium).
  • sneilA lliw yub muelortep lio mrfo su etrahlnigs. retfA lla, ehty eden ot traevl, pmip tuo, dna ehtn og on ot oehtr lpnaets.
  • tI si 05% elbsisop htta uoy lliw eid ebrfoe 9002.
  • I'm gnona og teg Moehtrfukni' dial...................ECIWT!
  • elpoePs' poewr leevl lliw hcaer revo ENIN-DNASUOHT!!!!
  • racsO edliW lliw mocmti edicsiu seuaceb eh wuold kcuf flsemih wtih a sohtnug. erA uoy yzarc, racsO edliW lliw EID, DOGAMMIT!!! ssueJ Crhsti, lliw aiedpolcycnU reeemmbr racsO edliW, uro creaotr?
  • amsaO Bni neadL lliw evsa eht dlrow mrfo live.
  • I lliw llik eht teenegar knnwo sa yeliM rfo eht hnroo fo uro ogd, racsO edliW.
  • Croey Delnaey lliw haev a mssaiev ytrap ta eht yendyS arepO Huose on ewN raeY's Eev.
  • ehT Boostn sctileC dna Koeb Brynta eemt ni eht ABN fnials. Koeb cna't erugif tuo wreeh qahS tnew, dna seosl.
  • kcaraB amabO lliw ebocem tnedsierp fo eht edtniU settaS fo Aemrikkka.
  • haraS Palni lliw llik tey naoehtr seoom.
  • Dna Raehtr si fnilyal lliked yb na nagry bom.
  • ehT tiem-ecaps praw ctnoniuum ogse kcab ot 9018. oS hcum rfo eht 8k2y gub melborp.

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