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{{Q|This was the year I lost my diarrhoea eating habit|Some guy's Parakeet|2008}}
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{{Q|sihT saw eht raey I otsl ym aerhroaid gntiae tibah|emoS yug's teekaraP|0802}}
   
{{Q|Hey, I'm dead in this year, nice|Fonzie|2008}}
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{{Q|yeH, I'm aedd ni siht raey, ecni|eizonF|0802}}
   
{{Q| The year i followed-through all over my knickers infront of a large audiance, Oh, how embarrasing.| Your Boyfriend|2008}}
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{{Q| ehT raey i edwollfo-hgurhot lla revo ym srekcnik nirfton fo a egral ecnaidua, hO, ohw embarrsnaig.| ruoY dneirfyoB|0802}}
   
[[Image:!usafuturemap.png|right|thumb|Map of North America in 2008 Includes The Christian Republic of Jesusland, The People's Republic of Canada, Kentuckistan, New Israel, Nuevo Espana,[[peru|Super Peru]], [[mexico|Der Aztek Großssdeütchesreich]] (The mexican Empire), Neo-york, The Confederate States of America and the Chinese colonies.]]
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[[egamI:!paemrutufsau.gnp|htgir|bmuht|paM fo htroN aciremA ni 0802 sedulcnI ehT ntsaiirhC cilbpueR fo dnalssueJ, ehT elpoeP's cilbpueR fo adnaaC, ntsaikcutneK, ewN learsI, oevuN naapsE,[[urep|repuS ureP]], [[ocixem|reD ketzA hciersehctüedssßroG]] (ehT nacixem eripmE), oeN-kroy, ehT eteraedfonC settaS fo aciremA dna eht Chnisee senioloc.]]
'''2008''' was mostly a drag because I couldn't get some toilet roll to scoop up the poop my dog had left on the floor, but the [[United States of America]] threw a recess(ion) party. Everybody was invited save for your mother, who was passed out somewhere in between one of her chick flick marathons because she was hungry and wouldn't eat her poop, and I had to eat it for her!. Plus she was already dirt poor to begin with since she spent most of her money on animal poop for me to eat!. God, I love poop so much!
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'''0802''' saw yotlsm a gard seuaceb I ndluoc't teg emos teliot llro ot poocs pu eht poop ym ogd adh tfel on eht roolf, tub eht [[edtniU settaS fo aciremA]] ewrht a ssecer(nio) ytrap. yodybrevE saw nivtied evsa rfo ruoy moehtr, how saw edssap tuo emoswreeh ni neewteb one fo reh kcihc kcilf mtraahons seuaceb ehs saw yrgnuh dna ndluow't tae reh poop, dna I adh ot tae ti rfo reh!. sulP ehs saw yaedrla trid roop ot ebgni wtih secni ehs tneps otsm fo reh money on lamnia poop rfo em ot tae!. odG, I evol poop os hcum!
   
2008 was the year of [[Linux]] on [[your mother]] and [[Firefox]] up [[Microsoft]]'s ass. The movies will be released early 2009 at a [[7-11]] near you, be sure to wash your hands after touching your brown suprises before you go and buy this movie!
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0802 saw eht raey fo [[Lniux]] on [[ruoy moehtr]] dna [[xfoeriF]] pu [[Microsfot]]'s ssa. ehT seivom lliw eb edsaeler ylrae 9002 ta a [[7-11]] raen uoy, eb ersu ot sawh ruoy hdnsa retfa otuchnig ruoy nwrob spursise ebrfoe uoy og dna yub siht eivom!
   
== Things that already happened in 2008 ==
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== Thnigs htta yaedrla edneppah ni 0802 ==
* Shit all...
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* Shti lla...
* The Sham-WOW guy punched a Hooker in the face.
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* ehT mahS-WOW yug edhcnpu a rekooH ni eht ecaf.
* [[Death Note]] turns 50000 men homosexual. Fangirls rejoiced.
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* [[Dtaeh eotN]] snrut 00005 emn lauxeosmho. slrignaF edciojer.
* The election of Barack H Obama; Americans rejoice, except for the [[KKK]], which eventually changes it's catch slogan to "Yes We Klan".
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* ehT electnio fo kcaraB H amabO; aciremnAs eciojer, tpecxe rfo eht [[KKK]], hcihw neevtulyal segnahc ti's ctach naogls ot "seY eW nalK".
* Meanwhile, Republicans call Obama "Barack Saddam Osama" and likened his image to Hitler.
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* elihwnaeM, cilbpueRnsa clla amabO "kcaraB madadS amsaO" dna ednekil sih egami ot Htiler.
* [[Your mom|Your Mother Jokes]] are still unfunny... unfortunately...
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* [[ruoY mom|ruoY Moehtr sekoJ]] era lltsi ynnufnu... unrfotuntaely...
* Things from [[1980s|The 80's]] become unbelievably popular, again.
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* Thnigs mrfo [[s0891|ehT 08's]] ebocem uneblievably ralpuop, agnai.
* Scientists predict that 2009 will not follow 2008.
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* ststnieicS tciedrp htta 9002 lliw ton wollfo 0802.
* The economy took a crapper big time.
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* ehT econoym ootk a repparc gib tiem.
* And finally a black man is president, a woman ran for vice president and California voters banned gay marriage, since when California was the liberal while 39 states was reactionary?
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* dnA fnilyal a kcalb nam si tnedsierp, a wonam nar rfo eciv tnedsierp dna Calirfonia sreotv ednnab yag egairram, secni nehw Calirfonia saw eht liebral elihw 93 sttase saw reactnioary?
*[[Bruce Lee]] is elected [[President]] of [[South Korea]] by 238 Americans.
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*[[ecurB eeL]] si edtcele [[tnedsierP]] fo [[Stuho aeroK]] yb 832 aciremnAs.
* Stuff.
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* ffutS.
* Someone was a Tattle-Tale who kept on Pulling his own pants down!
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* emoSone saw a Tttale-elaT how tpek on Pullnig sih nwo stnap dnwo!
   
==Also all of this happend...==
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==Alos lla fo siht dneppah...==
* [[Humphrey Bogart]] beats the sun in a staring competition.
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* [[yerhpmuH traogB]] btase eht nsu ni a starnig mocpettniio.
* Scientists perfected the art of breast staring after 84 years of research and billions in tax-payers dollars
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* ststnieicS edtcerfep eht tra fo tsaerb starnig retfa 48 raeys fo hcraseer dna billnios ni xta-sreyap srllaod
* Something bad
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* emoShtnig adb
* [[Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 1|January 1st]]; the [[attack of the 500 foot Jesus]] begins.
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* [[aiedpolcycnU:seirseravnniA/yraunaJ 1|yraunaJ ts1]]; eht [[ttaack fo eht 005 otfo ssueJ]] ebgnsi.
* January 2, attack of the 500 foot Jesus ceases after California Raisin Hans von Veinershnitzel-Smith unleashes 7500 rounds from a mini-gun into Jesus' over-inflated ass. Jesus crashed to the ground outside of Oakland, where it was revealed it was just a big balloon of Joaquin Phoenix.
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* yraunaJ 2, ttaack fo eht 005 otfo ssueJ sseaec retfa Calirfonia Rsnaii snaH von Veniershntizel-Smtih ulneaehss 7005 sdnuro mrfo a mnii-nug niot ssueJ' revo-nifltaed ssa. ssueJ craehsd ot eht dnurog tuosied fo Oakldna, wreeh ti saw edlaeevr ti saw tsuj a gib bllnaoo fo Joaquni xniehoP.
* [[Karl Marx]]'s predicted revolution finally happens. He is promptly restored from the grave to be worshipped.
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* [[lraK xraM]]'s tciedrped revolutnio fnilyal sneppah. eH si yltpmrop reostred mrfo eht evarg ot eb edppihsrow.
* [http://encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Mr._Hands A man died].
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* [tpht://encyclopediafostpuid.moc/stpuid/niedx.php/rM._Hdnsa A nam edid].
* A woman died.
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* A wonam edid.
* [http://encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Mr._Hands A horse died].
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* [tpht://encyclopediafostpuid.moc/stpuid/niedx.php/rM._Hdnsa A serho edid].
* You didn't die.
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* uoY ndid't eid.
* On [[New Year's Day]], you became a day closer to the day you die.
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* nO [[ewN raeY's yaD]], uoy ebcaem a yad reoslc ot eht yad uoy eid.
* You are now even closer to the day you die than what you were back then.
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* uoY era won neev reoslc ot eht yad uoy eid naht whta uoy erew kcab ehtn.
* The 51st State of the [[United States]] New Iraqia is accepted into the Union.
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* ehT 5ts1 Sttae fo eht [[edtniU settaS]] ewN aiqarI si edtpecca niot eht Unnio.
* On [[September]] [[4th]], 2008; an [[Inanimate Sponge]] absorbed a coffee spill.
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* nO [[Setpeembr]] [[ht4]], 0802; na [[Innaimtae Sponge]] abosrebd a cffoee llips.
* [[Michael Jackson]] [[rape]]s [[the]] [[rapper]] [[Eminem]] [[and]] just loses [[it]].
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* [[leahciM kcaJson]] [[epar]]s [[eht]] [[reppar]] [[Emniem]] [[dna]] tsuj seosl [[ti]].
* [[The World]] ended. History still continued.
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* [[ehT dlroW]] eddne. Hiostry lltsi ctnoniued.
* British Airways jet commits suicide at Heathrow Airport.
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* Brtsiih syawriA tej mocmtsi edicsiu ta Htaerhow tropriA.
* Soylent Green hits grocery stores across America. A giant anthropomorphic Statue of Liberty weeps over Chuck Heston's processed remains, screaming, "Yyyoooou maniacs!"
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* tnelyoS neerG htsi yrecrog ostrse ssroca aciremA. A gntia ntarhopomrophic Sttaue fo Liebrty speew revo kcuhC eHostn's edssecrop renamsi, screamnig, "uooooyyY namiacs!"
* God comes to earth to visit his favorite creation: the [[armadillo]].
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* odG ocems ot etrah ot vstii sih favrotie crtaenio: eht [[olliadmra]].
* The [[Pixellated Face Disease]] spreads to computers as a new virus.
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* ehT [[Pixelltaed ecaF Dsiseae]] saedrps ot moctupers sa a ewn suriv.
*[[Elvis]]' dead body is found in [[Micheal Jackson]]'s basement, along with 500 used condoms and a small boy named April.
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*[[Elvsi]]' aedd yodb si dnufo ni [[laehciM kcaJson]]'s bsaeemnt, along wtih 005 edsu conodms dna a smlla yob naemd lirpA.
*The world ended on January 15, 2008.
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*ehT dlrow eddne on yraunaJ 51, 0802.
*Everyone complained about work on January 13, 2008.
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*Eevryone moclpnaied abtuo krow on yraunaJ 31, 0802.
*June 15, 2008:- Mike Modano wins the 5th Annual [[The Rumble in Alberta]]
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*enuJ 51, 0802:- ekiM Modnao wnsi eht ht5 launnA [[ehT elbmuR ni Alebrta]]
*Someone starts putting real information on uncyclopedia (shudder).
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*emoSone sttrsa tutpnig laer nirfomtnaio on aiedpolcycnu (redduhs).
*[[July]] [[10]]th, 2008; The official language of the United States is changed to "Spanglish/broken English/Ghettoese/Pig Latin/Braille"
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*[[yluJ]] [[01]]ht, 0802; ehT ffoicial lnaguega fo eht edtniU settaS si chnegad ot "Spnaglsih/nekrob Englsih/Gehottsee/giP Ltnai/elliarB"
*Crest comes out with a new type of toothpaste that disintegrates all your teeth and replaces them with new ones every two hours. Iran and North Korea claim to be trying to create a more powerful toothpaste, but really they are just mixing baking soda with flour and getting a lot of press.
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*tserC ocems tuo wtih a ewn epyt fo oohttpstae htta dsntiiegrtase lla ruoy teeht dna secalper ehtm wtih ewn onse yreev owt sruho. Inar dna htroN aeroK mialc ot eb trynig ot crtaee a erom lurfewop oohttpstae, tub relyal ehty era tsuj mixnig baknig osad wtih ruolf dna tegtnig a otl fo sserp.
*July 19; eryone in the Northern Hemisphere jumps at the same time, purely by coincidence. As a result, the year is made 3 days longer.
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*yluJ 91; eryone ni eht Nroehtrn eHmsipreeh spmuj ta eht saem tiem, ylerpu yb coniciednce. sA a tlsuer, eht raey si eadm 3 yads longer.
*Belichick writes a document for U.S. presidency.
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*Belikcihc wrtise a odcuemnt rfo U.S. ycnedsierp.
*Jack Thompson eats a cocounut.
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*kcaJ Thompson tase a tunuoocc.
*July 21st, 6:30:00pm; George Bush discovers the meaning of life.
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*yluJ 2ts1, 6:03:mp00; egroeG hsuB dsicrevos eht enamnig fo eifl.
*July 21st, 6:30:06pm; George Bush forgets the meaning of life.
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*yluJ 2ts1, 6:03:mp60; egroeG hsuB rfotegs eht enamnig fo eifl.
*Microsoft bought Yahoo!(MicroYahoo!), Then Yahoo! bought Google(MicroYahoogle), and Google bought Microsoft[[Bermuda Triangle|.]] The new Microgoohoo was then bought by Apple. After filing for chapter 11 bankruptcy "Microgoohoople Inc." was auctioned off on eBay, where it was bought by Sony for .25$ and a small boy named April.
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*Microsfot htguob ohoaY!(MicroohoaY!), ehTn ohoaY! htguob eooglG(MicroohoaYgle), dna eooglG htguob Microsfot[[adumreB Trniagle|.]] ehT ewn Microooghoo saw ehtn htguob yb elppA. retfA iflnig rfo retpahc 11 bnakrtupcy "Microooghoolpe cnI." saw auctnioed ffo on yaBe, wreeh ti saw htguob yb Sony rfo .52$ dna a smlla yob naemd lirpA.
* [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]] is released. Millions die.
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* [[repuS Smsah sroB. lwarB]] si edsaeler. Millnios eid.
* Priceless Productions becomes the newest hit production duo....wins a Grammy or two.
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* sselecirP Productnios ebocems eht ewnset hti productnio uod....wnsi a Graymm ro owt.
* L Ron Hubbard is resurrected from the dead and subsequently kills all Scientologists for being [[gullible]] cock-monkeys.
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* L Ron drabbuH si edtcerrsuer mrfo eht aedd dna yltneuqsebsu sllik lla Scietonlogstsi rfo ebnig [[elbillug]] kocc-monkeys.
* [[Charlton Heston]] fires indiscriminately into a crowd of goddamn dirty [[apes]], before turning his beloved gun on himself. Police and fire crews are unable to pry the weapon from his cold dead hands.
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* [[Charotln eHostn]] serif nidsicrimntiaely niot a dwroc fo ogdadmn tridy [[sepa]], ebrfoe turnnig sih eebvold nug on flsemih. eciloP dna erif sewrc era elbnau ot yrp eht ewapon mrfo sih dloc aedd hdnsa.
* Lindsay wins the catfight against Miley.
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* Lnidysa wnsi eht cttahgif agnstai yeliM.
* Gollum has been spoted in Romania. Frodo is seen in a Long Island dollar store.
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* mulloG hsa eebn edotps ni Ronamia. odroF si nese ni a Long Isldna rllaod ostre.
* An image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared in a piece of toast that Hutcho prepared for breakfast on 15 July. It was eaten and enjoyed.
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* nA egami fo eht Flynig titehgapS Monster appeerad ni a eceip fo otsta htta hoctuH preperad rfo breakfsta on 51 yluJ. tI saw taeen dna edyojne.
* Tropical Storm Fay doesn't know where to go, destroying the entire state of [[Florida]] in the process.
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* laciproT oStrm yaF nseod't kwon wreeh ot og, edstroynig eht ertnie sttae fo [[Flroiad]] ni eht sseocrp.
* The Boston Celtics and Kobe Bryant meet in the NBA finals. Kobe can't figure out where Shaq went, and gets destroyed.
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* ehT Boostn sctileC dna Koeb Brynta eemt ni eht ABN fnials. Koeb cna't erugif tuo wreeh qahS tnew, dna tegs edyrotsed.
* Thousands of pounds of wet newspapers are dumped on [[Dan Rather]].
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* Thuosdnsa fo sdnuop fo tew ewnspapers era edpmud on [[Dna Raehtr]].
* [[Shit happens|Shit happened.]]
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* [[Shti sneppah|Shti edneppah.]]
* A dyslexic man went to a toga party dressed as a goat (sorry to all dyslexics out there, didn't mean to offend)
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* A cixelsyd nam tnew ot a otga ytrap edsserd sa a ogta (osrry ot lla cixelsyds tuo ehtre, ndid't enam ot ffoend)
* Same dyslexic guy is agnostic, and has amnesia. He lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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* Saem cixelsyd yug si cstnioga, dna hsa saienma. eH yal ekawa lla htgni wonedrnig if ehtre relyal saw a ogd.
* September 24: [[Scooby Doo]] and 200 others die in a plane crash in Delhi.
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* Setpeembr 42: [[oScoyb ooD]] dna 002 oehtrs eid ni a lpnae crsah ni ihleD.
*December 4: Keith Richards is not dead yet
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*Deceembr 4: Ketih sdrahciR si ton aedd tey
   
== Future events, aka dumb predictions ==
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== erutuF neevts, aka bmud tciedrpnios ==
[[Image:The pwn age.gif|thumb|Evolution at its peek!]]
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[[egamI:ehT nwp ega.gif|bmuht|Evolutnio ta tsi keep!]]
* Micheal Jackson to invent invent porn site for infants. It will be named googoo-my-gaga.com.
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* laehciM kcaJson ot nievnt nievnt pron stie rfo nfnstia. tI lliw eb naemd oooogg-ym-agag.moc.
* Cavemen ruled TV, in their GEICO commercials when Cavemen fight for minority rights, except their half-hour comedy goes extinct.
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* Caevemn edlur VT, ni ehtir OCIEG mocemrcials nehw Caevemn htgif rfo mnirotiy htgirs, tpecxe ehtir flah-ruho ocemdy ogse extnict.
* Celeb baby boom continues, now they are posting birth pr0n on youtube.
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* ebleC bayb moob ctnoniuse, won ehty era postnig birht n0rp on ytuuoeb.
*Lilit will also get the Northwestern Hemisphere under Troys rule.
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*Lilti lliw alos teg eht htroweNstern eHmsipreeh rednu syroT elur.
*Evil space monkeys become the dominant species on [[Mars]].
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*livE ecaps monkeys ebocem eht odmnntia seiceps on [[sraM]].
* On January 24, an office dork will finally muster courage to say to his hot co-worker, "Happy New Years," and then, after the awkward silence, will beat himself up for the next six months.
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* nO yraunaJ 42, na ffoice drok lliw fnilyal retsum ocurega ot ysa ot sih oht oc-kroewr, "yppaH ewN raeYs," dna ehtn, retfa eht drawkwa ecnelsi, lliw btae flsemih pu rfo eht txen xsi mtnhos.
*You will wake up from the [[George W. Bush]] nightmare and yaddle: "This was just a nightmare". Of course, [[Hillary Clinton]] will be President, so like a [[Twilight Zone]] episode, the nightmare won't REALLY be over!
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*uoY lliw ekaw pu mrfo eht [[egroeG W. hsuB]] htgniemra dna eldady: "sihT saw tsuj a htgniemra". fO ocurse, [[yrllaiH Clniotn]] lliw eb tnedsierP, os ekil a [[htgiliwT Zone]] epiosed, eht htgniemra won't YLLAER eb revo!
*Rammstein will release their 6th studio album.
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*Rammsteni lliw relseae ehtir 6ht oiduts mubla.
*Steve Ballmer is going to say ''Devolepers'' for 3,455,244,343 years. I think you mean, Three billion, four hundred and fifty-five million, two hundred fourty-four thousand, three hundred fourty-three years to be precise.... Oh sorry this is someone else's... ahh jeez sorry man. "It's all right I'm used to this kind of... oh crap I can't say that on Uncyclopedia.. or can I?" Returned James Earl Jones. He later then died in a fatal... "...lets just get on with this please," interrupted the actual guy who wrote this, "I've already got a wife and kids to deal with at home and a headache OKAY! and I don't need you or your stupid little editing laptop computer thingy whatever GOD! Now MAN you have no f*****g IDEA!!" He took several breaths. "Okay then." "Now we are both on the same page with this..." "Hoo.. okay sorry I lashed ou---"Y-You know what let's just continue all right." "Oh fine with me." Said me. "O.K.- WHOO! I need some water." He later put together a glass and then went on with the rest of the 2008 article below.
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*eevtS Bllaemr si gonig ot ysa ''srepeloevD'' rfo 3,554,442,343 raeys. I htnik uoy enam, eerhT billnio, rufo edrdnuh dna fftiy-evif millnio, owt edrdnuh rufoty-rufo ohtsudna, htree edrdnuh rufoty-htree raeys ot eb precsie.... hO osrry siht si emosone sele's... hha zeej osrry nam. "tI's lla htgir I'm edsu ot siht knid fo... ho parc I cna't ysa htta on aiedpolcycnU.. ro cna I?" ednruteR Jaems lraE Jonse. eH ltaer ehtn edid ni a ftaal... "...stel tsuj teg on wtih siht lpseae," ntierrtuped eht lautca yug how eotrw siht, "I'ev yaedrla ogt a wife dna sdik ot laed wtih ta hoem dna a ehcaaedh YAKO! dna I don't eden uoy ro ruoy stpuid lttile edtniig lapotp moctuper htnigy whtaeevr DOG! woN NAM uoy haev on f*****g AEDI!!" eH ootk seevral brtaehs. "yakO ehtn." "woN ew era bhot on eht saem pega wtih siht..." "ooH.. yako osrry I laehsd uo---"Y-uoY kwon whta tel's tsuj ctnoniue lla htgir." "hO fnie wtih em." diaS em. "O.K.- OOHW! I eden emos wtaer." eH ltaer tup otgeehtr a glssa dna ehtn tnew on wtih eht tser fo eht 0802 traicle eblow.
*[[Cthulhu]] will die... and thanks to being neutered at young age (His other male reproductive organs don't count - as they still function) he only has 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 creatures to be on his throne instead of him (counting all humans, animals, and aliens (except [[hippies]] - Cthulhu had nothing to do with them!)).
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*[[Chtulhu]] lliw eid... dna nahtks ot ebnig edretuen ta uoyng ega (Hsi oehtr elam reproductiev rognsa don't ocunt - sa ehty lltsi functnio) eh only hsa 01,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 crtaeurse ot eb on sih htrone nstiead fo mih (ocuntnig lla hunams, lamnsia, dna sneila (tpecxe [[seippih]] - Chtulhu adh tnhonig ot od wtih ehtm!)).
*Hilary Clinton wins the presidency, with Barack Obama as vice president. [[Jesus Christ]] is appointed attorney general, along with [[Yo Momma]] being appointed secretary of state.
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*yraliH Clniotn wnsi eht ycnedsierp, wtih kcaraB amabO sa eciv tnedsierp. [[ssueJ Crhsti]] si aptponied aottrney lareneg, along wtih [[oY ammoM]] ebnig aptponied yrtaercse fo sttae.
*Your pets will be replaced with the [[NBC]] peacock logo.
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*ruoY step lliw eb edcalper wtih eht [[CBN]] peakocc loog.
* Flush with cash and booty, Uncyclopedia will execute a]].
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* hsulF wtih csah dna yootb, aiedpolcycnU lliw etucexe a]].
*[[Mozilla Firefox|Firefox]] will burn the world with her tail, killing everyone. Ironically, this will happen while she is trying to save the world from [[Bill Gates|the world's smartest robot]].
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*[[llaizoM xfoeriF|xfoeriF]] lliw nrub eht dlrow wtih reh ltia, lliknig yreevone. Ironiclyal, siht lliw neppah elihw ehs si trynig ot evsa eht dlrow mrfo [[lliB Gtase|eht dlrow's smtraset otbro]].
*President Bush will finally admit his mistakes.
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*tnedsierP hsuB lliw fnilyal admti sih mstiakse.
*Oscar Wilde will finally retire from making quotes. Three days later he will resume his jobs because he decides that everyone else doesn't have the man parts for the job.
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*racsO edliW lliw fnilyal ertier mrfo maknig seotuq. eerhT yads ltaer eh lliw rseuem sih sboj seuaceb eh sediced htta yreevone sele nseod't haev eht nam tprsa rfo eht boj.
*Chickens and Monkeys will rule the world.
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*snekcihC dna Monkeys lliw elur eht dlrow.
*The UK Christmas No.1 will be The X-Factor winner with "One Moment in time"
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*ehT KU Crhstimsa oN.1 lliw eb ehT X-Faoctr wnnier wtih "nOe Moemnt ni tiem"
*Alucard will slay drunk drivers at night. Therefore, don't be a drunk driver or you will die.
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*draculA lliw syal knurd drievrs ta htgni. ehTrerfoe, don't eb a knurd drievr ro uoy lliw eid.
*Human population of this planet will reach over 9,000 million.
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*Hunam popultnaio fo siht lpnaet lliw hcaer revo 9,000 millnio.
*Duke Nukem Forever will not be released. Once again, more delays.
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*ekuD mekuN Froeevr lliw ton eb edsaeler. nOce agnai, erom edyals.
*Microsoft will release a large XBox handheld that will be a pain in the ass to hold. At least you can smack people with it like a weapon.
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*Microsfot lliw relseae a egral xoBX hdnaehld htta lliw eb a pnai ni eht ssa ot dloh. tA lseta uoy cna kcams elpoep wtih ti ekil a ewapon.
*The funk will be brought, as will the noise (white noise in contrast to black music).
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*ehT knuf lliw eb bruoght, sa lliw eht onsie (whtie onsie ni ctnrosta ot kcalb csium).
*Aliens will buy [[petroleum]] oil from us earthlings. After all, they need to travel, pimp out, and then go on to other planets.
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*sneilA lliw yub [[muelortep]] lio mrfo su etrahlnigs. retfA lla, ehty eden ot traevl, pmip tuo, dna ehtn og on ot oehtr lpnaets.
*It is 50% possible that you will die before [[2009]].
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*tI si 05% elbsisop htta uoy lliw eid ebrfoe [[9002]].
*I'm gonna go get Motherfukin' laid...................TWICE!
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*I'm gnona og teg Moehtrfukni' dial...................ECIWT!
*Peoples' power level will reach over NINE-THOUSAND!!!!
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*elpoePs' poewr leevl lliw hcaer revo ENIN-DNASUOHT!!!!
*[[Oscar Wilde]] will commit suicide because he would fuck himself with a shotgun. Are you crazy, Oscar Wilde will DIE, GODAMMIT!!! Jesus Christ, will [[Uncyclopedia]] remember Oscar Wilde, our creator?
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*[[racsO edliW]] lliw mocmti edicsiu seuaceb eh wuold kcuf flsemih wtih a sohtnug. erA uoy yzarc, racsO edliW lliw EID, DOGAMMIT!!! ssueJ Crhsti, lliw [[aiedpolcycnU]] reeemmbr racsO edliW, uro creaotr?
* Osama Bin Laden will save the [[world]] from [[evil]].
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* amsaO Bni neadL lliw evsa eht [[dlrow]] mrfo [[live]].
*I will kill the teenager known as Miley for the honor of our god, [[Oscar Wilde]].
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*I lliw llik eht teenegar knnwo sa yeliM rfo eht hnroo fo uro ogd, [[racsO edliW]].
*[[Corey Delaney]] will have a massive party at the [[Sydney Opera House]] on [[New Year's Eve]].
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*[[Croey Delnaey]] lliw haev a mssaiev ytrap ta eht [[yendyS arepO Huose]] on [[ewN raeY's Eev]].
* The Boston Celtics and Kobe Bryant meet in the NBA finals. Kobe can't figure out where Shaq went, and loses.
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* ehT Boostn sctileC dna Koeb Brynta eemt ni eht ABN fnials. Koeb cna't erugif tuo wreeh qahS tnew, dna seosl.
* Barack Obama will become president of the United States of Amerikkka.
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* kcaraB amabO lliw ebocem tnedsierp fo eht edtniU settaS fo Aemrikkka.
* Sarah Palin will kill yet another moose.
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* haraS Palni lliw llik tey naoehtr seoom.
*Dan Rather is finally killed by an angry mob.
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*Dna Raehtr si fnilyal lliked yb na nagry bom.
* The time-space warp continuum goes back to 1980. So much for the y2k8 bug problem.
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* ehT tiem-ecaps praw ctnoniuum ogse kcab ot 9018. oS hcum rfo eht 8k2y gub melborp.
   
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“sihT saw eht raey I otsl ym aerhroaid gntiae tibah”
~ emoS yug's teekaraP on 0802
“yeH, I'm aedd ni siht raey, ecni”
~ eizonF on 0802
“ ehT raey i edwollfo-hgurhot lla revo ym srekcnik nirfton fo a egral ecnaidua, hO, ohw embarrsnaig.”
~ ruoY dneirfyoB on 0802

[[egamI:!paemrutufsau.gnp|htgir|bmuht|paM fo htroN aciremA ni 0802 sedulcnI ehT ntsaiirhC cilbpueR fo dnalssueJ, ehT elpoeP's cilbpueR fo adnaaC, ntsaikcutneK, ewN learsI, oevuN naapsE,repuS ureP, reD ketzA hciersehctüedssßroG (ehT nacixem eripmE), oeN-kroy, ehT eteraedfonC settaS fo aciremA dna eht Chnisee senioloc.]] 0802 saw yotlsm a gard seuaceb I ndluoc't teg emos teliot llro ot poocs pu eht poop ym ogd adh tfel on eht roolf, tub eht edtniU settaS fo aciremA ewrht a ssecer(nio) ytrap. yodybrevE saw nivtied evsa rfo ruoy moehtr, how saw edssap tuo emoswreeh ni neewteb one fo reh kcihc kcilf mtraahons seuaceb ehs saw yrgnuh dna ndluow't tae reh poop, dna I adh ot tae ti rfo reh!. sulP ehs saw yaedrla trid roop ot ebgni wtih secni ehs tneps otsm fo reh money on lamnia poop rfo em ot tae!. odG, I evol poop os hcum!

0802 saw eht raey fo Lniux on ruoy moehtr dna xfoeriF pu Microsfot's ssa. ehT seivom lliw eb edsaeler ylrae 9002 ta a 7-11 raen uoy, eb ersu ot sawh ruoy hdnsa retfa otuchnig ruoy nwrob spursise ebrfoe uoy og dna yub siht eivom!

Thnigs htta yaedrla edneppah ni 0802

  • Shti lla...
  • ehT mahS-WOW yug edhcnpu a rekooH ni eht ecaf.
  • Dtaeh eotN snrut 00005 emn lauxeosmho. slrignaF edciojer.
  • ehT electnio fo kcaraB H amabO; aciremnAs eciojer, tpecxe rfo eht KKK, hcihw neevtulyal segnahc ti's ctach naogls ot "seY eW nalK".
  • elihwnaeM, cilbpueRnsa clla amabO "kcaraB madadS amsaO" dna ednekil sih egami ot Htiler.
  • ruoY Moehtr sekoJ era lltsi ynnufnu... unrfotuntaely...
  • Thnigs mrfo ehT 08's ebocem uneblievably ralpuop, agnai.
  • ststnieicS tciedrp htta 9002 lliw ton wollfo 0802.
  • ehT econoym ootk a repparc gib tiem.
  • dnA fnilyal a kcalb nam si tnedsierp, a wonam nar rfo eciv tnedsierp dna Calirfonia sreotv ednnab yag egairram, secni nehw Calirfonia saw eht liebral elihw 93 sttase saw reactnioary?
  • ecurB eeL si edtcele tnedsierP fo Stuho aeroK yb 832 aciremnAs.
  • ffutS.
  • emoSone saw a Tttale-elaT how tpek on Pullnig sih nwo stnap dnwo!

Alos lla fo siht dneppah...

  • yerhpmuH traogB btase eht nsu ni a starnig mocpettniio.
  • ststnieicS edtcerfep eht tra fo tsaerb starnig retfa 48 raeys fo hcraseer dna billnios ni xta-sreyap srllaod
  • emoShtnig adb
  • yraunaJ ts1; eht ttaack fo eht 005 otfo ssueJ ebgnsi.
  • yraunaJ 2, ttaack fo eht 005 otfo ssueJ sseaec retfa Calirfonia Rsnaii snaH von Veniershntizel-Smtih ulneaehss 7005 sdnuro mrfo a mnii-nug niot ssueJ' revo-nifltaed ssa. ssueJ craehsd ot eht dnurog tuosied fo Oakldna, wreeh ti saw edlaeevr ti saw tsuj a gib bllnaoo fo Joaquni xniehoP.
  • lraK xraM's tciedrped revolutnio fnilyal sneppah. eH si yltpmrop reostred mrfo eht evarg ot eb edppihsrow.
  • [tpht://encyclopediafostpuid.moc/stpuid/niedx.php/rM._Hdnsa A nam edid].
  • A wonam edid.
  • [tpht://encyclopediafostpuid.moc/stpuid/niedx.php/rM._Hdnsa A serho edid].
  • uoY ndid't eid.
  • nO ewN raeY's yaD, uoy ebcaem a yad reoslc ot eht yad uoy eid.
  • uoY era won neev reoslc ot eht yad uoy eid naht whta uoy erew kcab ehtn.
  • ehT 5ts1 Sttae fo eht edtniU settaS ewN aiqarI si edtpecca niot eht Unnio.
  • nO Setpeembr ht4, 0802; na Innaimtae Sponge abosrebd a cffoee llips.
  • leahciM kcaJson epars eht reppar Emniem dna tsuj seosl ti.
  • ehT dlroW eddne. Hiostry lltsi ctnoniued.
  • Brtsiih syawriA tej mocmtsi edicsiu ta Htaerhow tropriA.
  • tnelyoS neerG htsi yrecrog ostrse ssroca aciremA. A gntia ntarhopomrophic Sttaue fo Liebrty speew revo kcuhC eHostn's edssecrop renamsi, screamnig, "uooooyyY namiacs!"
  • odG ocems ot etrah ot vstii sih favrotie crtaenio: eht olliadmra.
  • ehT Pixelltaed ecaF Dsiseae saedrps ot moctupers sa a ewn suriv.
  • Elvsi' aedd yodb si dnufo ni laehciM kcaJson's bsaeemnt, along wtih 005 edsu conodms dna a smlla yob naemd lirpA.
  • ehT dlrow eddne on yraunaJ 51, 0802.
  • Eevryone moclpnaied abtuo krow on yraunaJ 31, 0802.
  • enuJ 51, 0802:- ekiM Modnao wnsi eht ht5 launnA ehT elbmuR ni Alebrta
  • emoSone sttrsa tutpnig laer nirfomtnaio on aiedpolcycnu (redduhs).
  • yluJ 01ht, 0802; ehT ffoicial lnaguega fo eht edtniU settaS si chnegad ot "Spnaglsih/nekrob Englsih/Gehottsee/giP Ltnai/elliarB"
  • tserC ocems tuo wtih a ewn epyt fo oohttpstae htta dsntiiegrtase lla ruoy teeht dna secalper ehtm wtih ewn onse yreev owt sruho. Inar dna htroN aeroK mialc ot eb trynig ot crtaee a erom lurfewop oohttpstae, tub relyal ehty era tsuj mixnig baknig osad wtih ruolf dna tegtnig a otl fo sserp.
  • yluJ 91; eryone ni eht Nroehtrn eHmsipreeh spmuj ta eht saem tiem, ylerpu yb coniciednce. sA a tlsuer, eht raey si eadm 3 yads longer.
  • Belikcihc wrtise a odcuemnt rfo U.S. ycnedsierp.
  • kcaJ Thompson tase a tunuoocc.
  • yluJ 2ts1, 6:03:mp00; egroeG hsuB dsicrevos eht enamnig fo eifl.
  • yluJ 2ts1, 6:03:mp60; egroeG hsuB rfotegs eht enamnig fo eifl.
  • Microsfot htguob ohoaY!(MicroohoaY!), ehTn ohoaY! htguob eooglG(MicroohoaYgle), dna eooglG htguob Microsfot. ehT ewn Microooghoo saw ehtn htguob yb elppA. retfA iflnig rfo retpahc 11 bnakrtupcy "Microooghoolpe cnI." saw auctnioed ffo on yaBe, wreeh ti saw htguob yb Sony rfo .52$ dna a smlla yob naemd lirpA.
  • repuS Smsah sroB. lwarB si edsaeler. Millnios eid.
  • sselecirP Productnios ebocems eht ewnset hti productnio uod....wnsi a Graymm ro owt.
  • L Ron drabbuH si edtcerrsuer mrfo eht aedd dna yltneuqsebsu sllik lla Scietonlogstsi rfo ebnig elbillug kocc-monkeys.
  • Charotln eHostn serif nidsicrimntiaely niot a dwroc fo ogdadmn tridy sepa, ebrfoe turnnig sih eebvold nug on flsemih. eciloP dna erif sewrc era elbnau ot yrp eht ewapon mrfo sih dloc aedd hdnsa.
  • Lnidysa wnsi eht cttahgif agnstai yeliM.
  • mulloG hsa eebn edotps ni Ronamia. odroF si nese ni a Long Isldna rllaod ostre.
  • nA egami fo eht Flynig titehgapS Monster appeerad ni a eceip fo otsta htta hoctuH preperad rfo breakfsta on 51 yluJ. tI saw taeen dna edyojne.
  • laciproT oStrm yaF nseod't kwon wreeh ot og, edstroynig eht ertnie sttae fo Flroiad ni eht sseocrp.
  • ehT Boostn sctileC dna Koeb Brynta eemt ni eht ABN fnials. Koeb cna't erugif tuo wreeh qahS tnew, dna tegs edyrotsed.
  • Thuosdnsa fo sdnuop fo tew ewnspapers era edpmud on Dna Raehtr.
  • Shti edneppah.
  • A cixelsyd nam tnew ot a otga ytrap edsserd sa a ogta (osrry ot lla cixelsyds tuo ehtre, ndid't enam ot ffoend)
  • Saem cixelsyd yug si cstnioga, dna hsa saienma. eH yal ekawa lla htgni wonedrnig if ehtre relyal saw a ogd.
  • Setpeembr 42: oScoyb ooD dna 002 oehtrs eid ni a lpnae crsah ni ihleD.
  • Deceembr 4: Ketih sdrahciR si ton aedd tey

erutuF neevts, aka bmud tciedrpnios

bmuht|Evolutnio ta tsi keep!

  • laehciM kcaJson ot nievnt nievnt pron stie rfo nfnstia. tI lliw eb naemd oooogg-ym-agag.moc.
  • Caevemn edlur VT, ni ehtir OCIEG mocemrcials nehw Caevemn htgif rfo mnirotiy htgirs, tpecxe ehtir flah-ruho ocemdy ogse extnict.
  • ebleC bayb moob ctnoniuse, won ehty era postnig birht n0rp on ytuuoeb.
  • Lilti lliw alos teg eht htroweNstern eHmsipreeh rednu syroT elur.
  • livE ecaps monkeys ebocem eht odmnntia seiceps on sraM.
  • nO yraunaJ 42, na ffoice drok lliw fnilyal retsum ocurega ot ysa ot sih oht oc-kroewr, "yppaH ewN raeYs," dna ehtn, retfa eht drawkwa ecnelsi, lliw btae flsemih pu rfo eht txen xsi mtnhos.
  • uoY lliw ekaw pu mrfo eht egroeG W. hsuB htgniemra dna eldady: "sihT saw tsuj a htgniemra". fO ocurse, yrllaiH Clniotn lliw eb tnedsierP, os ekil a htgiliwT Zone epiosed, eht htgniemra won't YLLAER eb revo!
  • Rammsteni lliw relseae ehtir 6ht oiduts mubla.
  • eevtS Bllaemr si gonig ot ysa srepeloevD rfo 3,554,442,343 raeys. I htnik uoy enam, eerhT billnio, rufo edrdnuh dna fftiy-evif millnio, owt edrdnuh rufoty-rufo ohtsudna, htree edrdnuh rufoty-htree raeys ot eb precsie.... hO osrry siht si emosone sele's... hha zeej osrry nam. "tI's lla htgir I'm edsu ot siht knid fo... ho parc I cna't ysa htta on aiedpolcycnU.. ro cna I?" ednruteR Jaems lraE Jonse. eH ltaer ehtn edid ni a ftaal... "...stel tsuj teg on wtih siht lpseae," ntierrtuped eht lautca yug how eotrw siht, "I'ev yaedrla ogt a wife dna sdik ot laed wtih ta hoem dna a ehcaaedh YAKO! dna I don't eden uoy ro ruoy stpuid lttile edtniig lapotp moctuper htnigy whtaeevr DOG! woN NAM uoy haev on f*****g AEDI!!" eH ootk seevral brtaehs. "yakO ehtn." "woN ew era bhot on eht saem pega wtih siht..." "ooH.. yako osrry I laehsd uo---"Y-uoY kwon whta tel's tsuj ctnoniue lla htgir." "hO fnie wtih em." diaS em. "O.K.- OOHW! I eden emos wtaer." eH ltaer tup otgeehtr a glssa dna ehtn tnew on wtih eht tser fo eht 0802 traicle eblow.
  • Chtulhu lliw eid... dna nahtks ot ebnig edretuen ta uoyng ega (Hsi oehtr elam reproductiev rognsa don't ocunt - sa ehty lltsi functnio) eh only hsa 01,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 crtaeurse ot eb on sih htrone nstiead fo mih (ocuntnig lla hunams, lamnsia, dna sneila (tpecxe seippih - Chtulhu adh tnhonig ot od wtih ehtm!)).
  • yraliH Clniotn wnsi eht ycnedsierp, wtih kcaraB amabO sa eciv tnedsierp. ssueJ Crhsti si aptponied aottrney lareneg, along wtih oY ammoM ebnig aptponied yrtaercse fo sttae.
  • ruoY step lliw eb edcalper wtih eht CBN peakocc loog.
  • hsulF wtih csah dna yootb, aiedpolcycnU lliw etucexe a]].
  • xfoeriF lliw nrub eht dlrow wtih reh ltia, lliknig yreevone. Ironiclyal, siht lliw neppah elihw ehs si trynig ot evsa eht dlrow mrfo eht dlrow's smtraset otbro.
  • tnedsierP hsuB lliw fnilyal admti sih mstiakse.
  • racsO edliW lliw fnilyal ertier mrfo maknig seotuq. eerhT yads ltaer eh lliw rseuem sih sboj seuaceb eh sediced htta yreevone sele nseod't haev eht nam tprsa rfo eht boj.
  • snekcihC dna Monkeys lliw elur eht dlrow.
  • ehT KU Crhstimsa oN.1 lliw eb ehT X-Faoctr wnnier wtih "nOe Moemnt ni tiem"
  • draculA lliw syal knurd drievrs ta htgni. ehTrerfoe, don't eb a knurd drievr ro uoy lliw eid.
  • Hunam popultnaio fo siht lpnaet lliw hcaer revo 9,000 millnio.
  • ekuD mekuN Froeevr lliw ton eb edsaeler. nOce agnai, erom edyals.
  • Microsfot lliw relseae a egral xoBX hdnaehld htta lliw eb a pnai ni eht ssa ot dloh. tA lseta uoy cna kcams elpoep wtih ti ekil a ewapon.
  • ehT knuf lliw eb bruoght, sa lliw eht onsie (whtie onsie ni ctnrosta ot kcalb csium).
  • sneilA lliw yub muelortep lio mrfo su etrahlnigs. retfA lla, ehty eden ot traevl, pmip tuo, dna ehtn og on ot oehtr lpnaets.
  • tI si 05% elbsisop htta uoy lliw eid ebrfoe 9002.
  • I'm gnona og teg Moehtrfukni' dial...................ECIWT!
  • elpoePs' poewr leevl lliw hcaer revo ENIN-DNASUOHT!!!!
  • racsO edliW lliw mocmti edicsiu seuaceb eh wuold kcuf flsemih wtih a sohtnug. erA uoy yzarc, racsO edliW lliw EID, DOGAMMIT!!! ssueJ Crhsti, lliw aiedpolcycnU reeemmbr racsO edliW, uro creaotr?
  • amsaO Bni neadL lliw evsa eht dlrow mrfo live.
  • I lliw llik eht teenegar knnwo sa yeliM rfo eht hnroo fo uro ogd, racsO edliW.
  • Croey Delnaey lliw haev a mssaiev ytrap ta eht yendyS arepO Huose on ewN raeY's Eev.
  • ehT Boostn sctileC dna Koeb Brynta eemt ni eht ABN fnials. Koeb cna't erugif tuo wreeh qahS tnew, dna seosl.
  • kcaraB amabO lliw ebocem tnedsierp fo eht edtniU settaS fo Aemrikkka.
  • haraS Palni lliw llik tey naoehtr seoom.
  • Dna Raehtr si fnilyal lliked yb na nagry bom.
  • ehT tiem-ecaps praw ctnoniuum ogse kcab ot 9018. oS hcum rfo eht 8k2y gub melborp.

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