User:Prop 8 protesters are EVIL!/2007 Bloodbath Gold Cup
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| 2007 Gold Cup of Bloodbath Mata la Americano! | |
| Teams | 16 |
| Host | Mexico |
| Champions | Mexico |
| Matches Played | ??? |
| Kills Scored | I dont give a ****! |
| Attendance | 98,453,333 |
| Total Deaths | 74,632,543 |
The 2007 Bloodbath Gold Cup was a North American bloodbath championship that was hosted and won by Mexico. Surprises here that Giuseppe Nazi and David Villa got citizenship to play in the cup. Mexico won the cup defeating there old foes USA and won there 5th title. Nobody knows why. USA, Canada, Cuba, and Guatemala tried hosting it, but Mexico "borrowed" a Nuke from Russia (England refused to give a bomb to Mexico) and destroyed the capitals.
edit Mexico 2007
Mexico, United States, Canada, Cuba, and Guatemala all bid for the Cup. Mexico was losing to the United States ten to eight votes, with Cuba with seven, Guatemala with seven, and Canada with six. Mexico was in big trouble. Mexico decided to "borrow" a bomb from Russia, when originally it was England, but the Brits liked the Americans too much. So they decided not too. So Mexico gone to Russia. Getting the Bomb destroying the capitals of the bidding nations. Mexico was chosen as host by default.
edit Seeding
They were announced in 2006 after the World Cup.
| Pot A | Pot B | Pot C | Pot D |
|---|---|---|---|
