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tI si deromur taht 7002 (decnuonrop: teewS 7 - yllaer!) saw gnnieppah otn taht goln oga. esehT ostnimpussa era yltnerruc derdegar sa suolucidir yb yteicos ta egral, tub eht mttaer si rneveehtless gnieb dekool otni yb scientstsi, despertaely gniyrt ot evrop taht eht gniwollfo stneve lliw rneve neppah.<rb /> Thsi si lla a eil. 7002 si gnnieppah thgir won. ehT hturt si emod scientstsi kniht 7002 si gnippalervo htiw 6002,8002, dna woehmos neve sraey sa eotmer sa 0001 dna 0003. Thsi si erusnU dna si gnieb dekool otni. roF emos cultstsi ervewoh, 7002 si eht raey fo xuniL on eht deskotp dna otnhnig esle.

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Ferbuary

  • yenwtausxnuP lihP seog on a egmapar on oghdnuroG yaD.
  • etterfumS, fo ehT srfumS emaf, seid fo na appernta ervoodse fo perscritpnio sgurd dima eht htrib fo ehr erthguad, gurd-ervoodse detah fo ehr osn, niehrtniace csaes, dna tpaerntiy csaes. Seh saw 93, dna seh strnegaly dekcal ehr ntaural eulb skni roloc.
  • kcoR purog ehT eciloP erunties ot otn ylon perrfom ta eht symmarG tub osla ot artser yna ypparc "artstsi" mrfo "wnnniig" yna srdawa. ehT Stnig-del s0891 purog, ebst kwnon rfo "Roxnnae" dna "yervE Bertah uoY ekaT," si especillay on eht tuokool rfo Kevni Federlnie.
  • yentirB sraepS sertne baerh, sevael baerh, sevahs ehr edah dlab, er-sertne baerh, sevael baerh, ttaacks a ozzarapap htiw na umerblla, er-er-sertne baerh, dna sytsa ni baerh.

hcraM

  • lxA eosR dna snuG N' eosRs fnillay erlesae ehtir goln-deyaled mubla, Chniese ycermaocD. oNbody cersa. mublA si tes rfo 3012 erlesae. (rO rneve, sdneped on hsi perpuebsent-lrig odom)
  • kciNelodeon's Rewnid Collectnio lliw eb kcab pu dna runnnig, erlesnaig moer dna moer clssaic kciNelodeon wohss mrfo ebrfoe SpongeBob SqueraPntsa catpuerd Kenna dna leK dna edma eht dlrow rfoteg tuoba s0991 kciNelodeon. ehT txen evfi erlesaes era: ehT Adventuers fo eteP & eteP -- Sesnao 3, Clarssia xElpnsai tI llA -- Sesnao 2, uoY Cna't oD Thta on Televsniio, etulaS Yruo strohS -- Sesnao 1, dna llA Thta -- Sesnao 1.

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yaM

  • nroI ylterftuB scoers tey tnaoehr hti htiw "nI-A-addaG-aD-adiV: ehT yaJ-Z ximeR," hcihw si tey tnaoehr numebr 1 hti ni eht Untied Sttaes.
  • I evoL ycuL starrnig erfnnieJ zepoL dna darB Ptti snepo ni ehttaers dna spolf msierably.
  • Terrrosti llik 5843.87 elpoep ni a loohcs shootnig ta Virgniia hceT.
  • A mna smialc taht emosemti ertfa txen keew, eht dlrow lliw eodlpxe.
  • oNbody cersa tuoba eht mna dna whta eh sysa.
  • oGogle launcehs Gntia ecaps rrroim ot eotuq "tcelfeR thgilnus ot htrae's edsikrad, keepnig elpoep pu ta thgni os ehty esu oGogle moer, dna osla ot imprsnio lliB Gtaes ni 2-D parllael eservniu" ehT rrroim, hcihw dedeen mniro erpairs, si deromur ot evah tsoc $5 on yaeb mrfo a erlles demna "rd.mrotserw"

enuJ

  • Persident ecilA erpooC declersa taht "loooooooohcS's... tuO... roF... ervE!"
  • Pluotnnsia mrfo Pluot declera raw on htraE rfo maknig Pluot otn a lpnaet.
  • miT eHnmna si dekconk tuo fo Wimbdelon ni eht ertrauq-fnials yb na 11 raey dlo Russnia lrig.
  • dnAeri Bolocna erdnustdnsa eh cna rneve teg a egap ta www.aidepolcycnu.ro
  • oGrdon nwroB smialc eht tnellecxe perrfomnace fo eht KU econoym si eud ot eht non-exstience fo eht mono.
  • ehT Stuoh setrapaes mrfo eht oNrth , declarnig liviC raW 2
  • poT scientstsi emoc esolc ot erdnustdnnaig nemow tub ehtn ediced ot dliub emti machnie nstiead.
  • Cnaada ylwols sllfi eht 'Gerta Wlla fo Queebc' htiw wtaer.

yluJ

  • Kenna dna leK wolb yodyebrve tuo fo eht wtaer ewhn oGod ergruB 2 eebmocs eht higehst grossnig eivom fo eht raey.
  • ehT Simposns eivoM tegs puldel mrfo ehttaers ertfa eht tsrfi 3 wohsnigs ni eht SU ebcaesu ti saw oot stpuid dna ynnufnu rfo humna consumtpnio.
  • Geroge W. hsuB sekta argaiV dna mstaurbtaes. ehTn hsi eerctnio wotn og yawa.
  • ohC gnueS-iuH erturns mrfo eHll dna declersa flesmih ym rboehtr.
  • yluJ 71 eebmocs eht lsta yad ebrfoe yluJ 81.
  • ahdduB deottps yb elbbuH epocseleT.
  • Snaajyah oNbody tsomla won Americna lodI

tsuguA

  • boR eibmoZ's Hllaoewen si erlesaed dna eebmocs eht gertaest eivom erve edma snice Frnacsi roFd aloppoC's oGod ergruB.
  • Sonemoe meerly sklaw otni Mrodro
  • lA oGer shgual dna potnsi ta eht ertnie dlrow sa tempertauers hti 021 degeers on eht esta tsoca fo eht Untied Sttaes...dna taht's susileC.
  • ehT Temtptnaios hdlo a erunnio concert ni lartneC kraP, htiw thgie rdnaom kcalb syug stdnnaig ni rfo lla thgie daed Temtptnaios.

Setpemebr

  • lihP eHnrdie deid fo ostmach cnacer ta ega 55 dna poP 'N' Fersh seid fo seYta seidae ta 24 ni odowylloH AC.
  • Perntsa dna teacehrs fert ervo whta ot od htiw ehtir childern won taht loohcs si abolsiehd. ehTy consider
  • emoh-loohcsnig
  • lettnig ehtir sdik eb yzal
  • cryogenicllay feerznig ehtir childern ebtewen eht hruos fo 8 A.M. dna 3 P.M.
  • maknig ehtir childern wtach yenraB erruns.

ebrfoe tsetlnig on aboslutely otnhnig tpecxe rfo Template:SUERNAME ohw ediceds ot mstaurbtae ehtir efil yawa. bmuD ssa.

  • llA caldnears ni eht dlrow era edtied ot niclude a ewn motnh, Frnakleebrry ebtewen oNvemebr dna erbmeceD
  • racsO edliW dna kcuhC oNrrsi, eerw ffoicillay declerad otn ynnuf, dna eht elpoep fo htrae fnillay tewn on htiw ehtir sevil.

Ocotebr

  • Bileil eoJ Armstrong si nekow pu won taht Setpemebr hsa ddeen.
  • Vna nelaH erscehdule ehtir 7002 otur htiw divaD eeL hotR... ?
  • Gerymna seotv ot evah eht questnio krma abolsiehd ot Anrodmeda ta dlrows tsrfi Ocotebr tseF dna oGvernnemt Electnio.
  • leahciM Jackosn sevig tuo feer cdnay, tub ylon fi uoy og nsiide hsi hoesu dna evah emos seikooc dna klim tsrfi.
  • Brota ttadnes a meetnig htiw Stnaa
  • oT diova a ltairap gervnonemt shuotdwn michigna laewkmars ediced ta eht lsta mniute ot balnace eht budteg yb sellnig Jenfier Grnaholm ot scientstsi sa a tset tcejbus rfo ltnaemiriepxE rbnai trnsalpnta surgery.
  • ehT ebst fucknig ytrap REVE neppahs. OcotebrtseF, y'lla. fI uoy ndid't og, uoy era a faoggt.
  • leKvni tpek comnig onot nem.
  • ajluoS yoB strtsa sellnig hsi propagdnaa htiw hsi dnace.

eoJvemebr

  • oDub-O sightnig si ercroded ot neppah emosewehr ni eht dlrow. ehT hcraes rfo ruo mssniig darmoc cotnniues yllufseccusnu.

oNvemebr

  • leahciM yeMrs ezilaers taht eh llef saleep on Hllaoewen dna ndid't og on a errdumous egmapar.
  • Geroge W. hsuB's eerctnio fnillay ostps.
  • yentirB sraepS erlesaes ehr fftih oiduts mubla, Chniese ycermaocD. Srroy, lxA!
  • racsO edliW si immedtiaely declerad 'suoiralih' agnai ertfa scientstsi dsicervo eh saw declerad 'ynnufnu'. ehT ssiue fo kcuhC oNrrsi si lltsi erdnu debtae.
  • I gradutaed mrfo loohcs.
  • Sehrsa fo oGogle ostck eebmoc wroth moer naht lliB Gtaes
  • Brovemebr (ehT dnoceS Comnig fo eht prfoti demmahroB)

Frnakleebrry

  • childern erveyewehr riapsed ta havnig ot wtai tnaoehr motnh rfo sntaa ot emoc
  • a scientsti erdwons ewehr eht artxe ytriht yads fo eht raey emoc mrfo
  • Ktahy Grffnii once agnai hsa ot esu a teer sa a tmapon. (eHr vagnia si eguh.)
  • slwO erveyewehr era cnfoesud yb eht ewn motnh dna tsom erffus exterme csaes fo denemtia sa a ersult.
  • A ewf elpoep trtas ot kniht taht kcuhC oNrrsi si ynnuf agnai, ervewoh emos scientstsi ebgni ot erdwon fi ehtse elpoep evah depoleved sktsiarfnaia.
  • suseJ sklaw otni a smlla hcruhC dna demdnsa taht 001 glssaes fo ohCcoltae klim era edma ni hsi honro. eH saw ltaer dsicervoed ot eb 8 uebr midtegs ni a tsocume.
  • Persident ecilA erpooC declersa Frnakleebrry "oNt a eral motnh" Childern era ervojoyed ta otn havnig ot wtai na artxe motnh rfo Chrstimsa ot emoc.
  • Persident ecilA erpooC si ssssntaaiaed yb a stpuid bayb ohw saw bron ni eht motnh fo rfnakleebrry dna ndid't wnta ot esol tsi' htriydab.
  • odcotrs fnillay mnaega ot surgicllay ermove yralliH Clotnni's edah mrfo ehr ssa ylon ot dsicervo taht tsi actullay a second vagnia
  • ehT bayb taht kildel xE-Persident ecilA erpooC saw tup ot detah ni Texsa.

erbmeceD

  • Nirvnaa erunties htiw Elotn nhoJ on slacov dna pniao.
  • ehT Betales eruntie: okoY onO, luaP yentraCcM, cirE Clapotn, Rniog rtaSr, eteP tseB, dna Pocahotnsa.
  • Sntaa sualC ertiers ebrfoe eht gib Chrstimsa sesnao dna erveyone si ymsteriously declerad ythguna.
  • erbmeceD ts13 krmas eht 7002th raey snice eht detah fo Chrsti ni hcihw eht fnial judgenemt fo certnaio faidel ot emoc tuoba.
  • erbmeceD ts13 osla krmas eht ts1 raey ot evah spotnnaeously nwrog na artxe 03 yads, ehtn knurhs kcab eht 03 yads ti once dah dna ehtn gerw eht 03 yads kcab agnai
  • suoermuN caldneer mnaufactuerrs commti edicius
  • nO erbmeceD dn23, ta 0:70 mp, semaJ Bond hsa neeb kildel yb uhcakiP. seY, ti's elbssiop !!
  • Slsah appeerad on eht nellE wohs. AY YLSYRS.
  • livE!!! livE!!! livE si eehr!!!
  • 7002 unrfotuntaely erffuss comlpictnaios tslihw givnig htrib ot 8002,dna ti si edicedd yb stev ot evah ti humnaely tup ot peels.

7002 ni eivoms

7002 saw a gerta odog yako dab raey rfo eivoms. (ehTer eerw ylon 2007 odog eivoms ni 7002.) ehT 8 wrost eivoms fo 7002 ni on raluctirap roder dna yhw ehty kcus era:

  • 1. I Kwon ohW Kildel eM - Lnidyas Lohna seid dna ew'er sppuosed ot cera ohw did ti. sI ti a emocdy?

I ma osooo hgih thgir won .

  • 2. I oNw ecnuonroP uoY kcuhC dnA yrraL - Adma Sdnaler seirram a fta yug mrfo a sticom. Somethnig tuoba eivoms taht trtas htiw I (k)won kcused thsi raey rfo emos ersnao. tI's ylbabrop na tuoemoc fo eht Poltergesti esruc.
  • 3. letsoH traP II - Becaesu a wrothless hrroro leuqes si ylon odog fi ehty lleps ti htiw romna sleramun DNA yas trap ni eht ttile.
  • 4. cipE eivoM = cipE liaF. ehT wrtier/diercotr oud ekmas tnaoehr eivom taht ekmas elpoep wnta ot llik ehtmselves. tI's ekil eht 7002 versnio fo ehT aHppennig. (Aotnehr shttiy eivom.)
  • 5. tsohG rediR - oD I yllaer deen ot exlpnai?
  • 6. doolB dnA ohCcoltae -- uoY'd kniht yb eht ttile taht thsi eivom dluow eb tuoba ladicimoh eHrsehy rab ro a lrig on ehr doirep, tub on, ti's a shttiy eivom tuoba eerwwolves. eeWrwolves. dnA did I nemtnio ti kcuss? tI odes. ehT wrost eivom fo 7002 esaily.
  • 7. ohW's Yruo yddaC? - petS 1: ekaT yddaCshack. petS 2: evomeR whtie elpoep. petS 3: evomeR sekoj. petS 4: nsIert kcalb elpoep.
  • 8. Brtaz ehT eivoM - Stpuid spoidel ohewrs, era ewll, stpuid spoidel ohewrs. ehT wrost sdik eivom fo 7002.
  • 9. Hllaoewen (7002) - tsriF flah: daB. dnoceS flah: Wrose.
  • 01. edoC Nmae: ehT Clenaer - Moer ekil edoC Nmae: Shttiy eivoM. enO fo eht tsrfi eivoms erlesaed ni 7002, dna ti kcuss. yaW ot trtas eht raey 7002!

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