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==Introduction==
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==otnicudrotnI==
It is rumored that 2007 (pronounced: [[Sugababes|Sweet 7]] - really!) was happening not that long ago.
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tI si deromur taht 7002 (decnuonrop: [[sebabaguS|teewS 7]] - yllaer!) saw gnnieppah otn taht goln oga.
These assumptions are currently regarded as ridiculous by society at large, but the matter is nevertheless being looked into by [[scientists]], desperately trying to prove that the following events will never happen.<br />
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esehT ostnimpussa era yltnerruc derdegar sa suolucidir yb yteicos ta egral, tub eht mttaer si rneveehtless gnieb dekool otni yb [[scientstsi]], despertaely gniyrt ot evrop taht eht gniwollfo stneve lliw rneve neppah.<rb />
This is all a lie. 2007 is happening right now. The truth is dome [[scientists]] think 2007 is overlapping with 2006,2008, and somehow even years as remote as [[1000]] and [[3000]]. This is Unsure and is being looked into.
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Thsi si lla a eil. 7002 si gnnieppah thgir won. ehT hturt si emod [[scientstsi]] kniht 7002 si gnippalervo htiw 6002,8002, dna woehmos neve sraey sa eotmer sa [[0001]] dna [[0003]]. Thsi si erusnU dna si gnieb dekool otni.
For some cultists however, 2007 is the year of [[Linux]] on the desktop and nothing else.
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roF emos cultstsi ervewoh, 7002 si eht raey fo [[xuniL]] on eht deskotp dna otnhnig esle.
   
==January==
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==yraunaJ==
*Mayor takes advice of Jefferson Star-ship and builds [[Shanghai]] on top of Rock and Roll. City sinks.
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*royaM sekta ecivda fo Jefferosn rtaS-pihs dna sdliub [[iahgnahS]] on otp fo kcoR dna lloR. ytiC sknsi.
*The [[world]] was scheduled to explode, but plans were scrapped after the [[Saddam Hussein]] execution.
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*ehT [[dlrow]] saw deludehcs ot eodlpxe, tub snalp eerw depparcs ertfa eht [[maddaS niessuH]] executnio.
*[[Britney Spears]] kicks off the [[1977|New Year]] by falling asleep at a party. My next door neighbor fell asleep at our party, too, but he didn't make any headlines. Go figure.
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*[[yentirB sraepS]] skcik ffo eht [[7791|ewN raeY]] yb fllnaig saleep ta a ytrap. yM txen rood robhgien llef saleep ta ruo ytrap, oot, tub eh ndid't ekma yna edahlnies. oG erugfi.
*[[UnNews]] contributors realize that they have still been dating new<br>articles with [[2006]] as the year. This made the articles funnier than they would have been otherwise.
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*[[UnewNs]] cotnrtiubros ezilaer taht ehty evah lltsi neeb dtnaig ewn<rb>selctira htiw [[6002]] sa eht raey. Thsi edma eht selctira ernniuf naht ehty dluow evah neeb oehtrwsie.
*Japanese stuff is added to [[The Official List of the Best Things in Existence]].
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*esenapaJ ffuts si dedda ot [[ehT laicffiO Lsti fo eht tseB sgnihT ni xEstience]].
*[[Rob Zombie]] announced that the late Roddy McDowall would be playing the role of Dr. Loomis in ''[[Halloween (2007 film)|Halloween]]''.
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*[[boR eibmoZ]] decnunona taht eht ltae ydodR McoDwlla dluow eb yalpnig eht elro fo rD. Loomsi ni ''[[Hllaoewen (7002 mlfi)|Hllaoewen]]''.
*[[Big Brother|Democrats]] take over the world!
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*[[giB Broehtr|Democrtsa]] ekta ervo eht dlrow!
*Rob Zombie announces [[William Shatner]] for the role of [[Michael Myers]] in ''Halloween''.
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*boR eibmoZ secnunona [[mailliW Shtnaer]] rfo eht elro fo [[leahciM yeMrs]] ni ''Hllaoewen''.
*[[Windows Vista]] is being released with heavy use of [[DRM]] in it. Bill Gates is planning to use Vista's DRM to take over the world and make everyone his slaves to build a giant ray gun to destroy [[Planet Google]].
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*[[Wniodws Vstia]] si gnieb erlesaed htiw ehavy esu fo [[MRD]] ni ti. lliB Gtaes si lpnnnaig ot esu Vstia's MRD ot ekta ervo eht dlrow dna ekma erveyone hsi sevals ot dliub a tnaig yar nug ot yrotsed [[tenalP oGogle]].
*[[Game:Grueslayer|Grueslayer]] is released by [[Unfocom|Unfocom]].
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*[[emaG:eryalseurG|eryalseurG]] si erlesaed yb [[mocfonU|mocfonU]].
*[[Robert Plant]], [[Jimmy Page]], [[John Paul II|John Paul Jones]], and [[John Bonham|Jason Bonham]] announce that [[Led Zeppelin]] is reuniting.
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*[[boRert tnalP]], [[ymmiJ egaP]], [[nhoJ luaP II|nhoJ luaP Jones]], dna [[nhoJ Bonhma|Jsnao Bonhma]] ecnunona taht [[deL Zeppelni]] si eruntniig.
*Rob Zombie announces [[Michelle Trachtenberg]] for the role of Laurie Strode in ''Halloween''. The film immediately begins filming for an August release.
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*boR eibmoZ secnunona [[Micehlle Trachtenebrg]] rfo eht elro fo eiruaL edrotS ni ''Hllaoewen''. ehT mlfi immedtiaely ebgnsi mlfniig rfo na tsuguA erlesae.
*<s>[[Van Halen]] officially announces their [[UnNews:Van Halen to reunite with Roth|reunion tour with David Lee Roth]]. No really.</s> David Lee Roth quit after only one show when the other band members wanted to play the song "Jump". He was replaced, once again, with [[Sammy Hagar]]
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*<s>[[Vna nelaH]] ffoicillay secnunona ehtir [[UnewNs:Vna nelaH ot eruntie htiw hotR|erunnio otur htiw divaD eeL hotR]]. oN yllaer.</s> divaD eeL hotR quti ertfa ylon one wohs ewhn eht oehtr bdna memebrs wntaed ot yalp eht osng "mpuJ". eH saw decalper, once agnai, htiw [[ymmaS ragaH]]
*Quebec builds the 'Great Wall of Quebec' surrounding the entire province and cutting it off from the rest of Canada.
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*Queebc sdliub eht 'Gerta Wlla fo Queebc' surroundnig eht ertnie provnice dna cuttnig ti ffo mrfo eht tser fo Cnaada.
   
==February==
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==Ferbuary==
*[[wikipedia:Punxsutawney Phil|Punxsutawney Phil]] goes on a rampage on [[Green Day|Groundhog Day]].
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*[[aidepikiw:yenwtausxnuP lihP|yenwtausxnuP lihP]] seog on a egmapar on [[neerG yaD|oghdnuroG yaD]].
*[[Anna Nicole Smith|Smurfette]], of ''The Smurfs'' fame, dies of an apparent overdose of prescription drugs amid the birth of her daughter, drug-overdose death of her son, inheritance cases, and paternity cases. She was 39, and she strangely lacked her natural blue skin color.
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*[[nnaA elociN Smtih|etterfumS]], fo ''ehT srfumS'' emaf, seid fo na appernta ervoodse fo perscritpnio sgurd dima eht htrib fo ehr erthguad, gurd-ervoodse detah fo ehr osn, niehrtniace csaes, dna tpaerntiy csaes. Seh saw 93, dna seh strnegaly dekcal ehr ntaural eulb skni roloc.
*[[UnNews:Police reunite for murder case|Rock group The Police reunites]] to not only perform at the Grammys but also to arrest any [[shit music|crappy "artists"]] from "winning" any awards. The [[Sting]]-led [[1980s]] group, best known for "Roxanne" and "Every Breath You Take," is especially on the lookout for [[Kevin Federline]].
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*[[UnewNs:eciloP eruntie rfo errdum csae|kcoR purog ehT eciloP erunties]] ot otn ylon perrfom ta eht symmarG tub osla ot artser yna [[shti csium|ypparc "artstsi"]] mrfo "wnnniig" yna srdawa. ehT [[Stnig]]-del [[s0891]] purog, ebst kwnon rfo "Roxnnae" dna "yervE Bertah uoY ekaT," si especillay on eht tuokool rfo [[Kevni Federlnie]].
*Britney Spears enters rehab, leaves rehab, shaves her head bald, re-enters rehab, leaves rehab, attacks a paparazzo with an [[umbrella]], re-re-enters rehab, and stays in rehab.
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*yentirB sraepS sertne baerh, sevael baerh, sevahs ehr edah dlab, er-sertne baerh, sevael baerh, ttaacks a ozzarapap htiw na [[umerblla]], er-er-sertne baerh, dna sytsa ni baerh.
   
==March==
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==hcraM==
*<s>[[Axl Rose]] and [[Guns N' Roses]] finally release their long-delayed album, ''[[Chinese Democracy]]''. Nobody cares.</s> Album is set for [[2013]] release. (Or never, depends on his prepubesent-girl mood)
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*<s>[[lxA eosR]] dna [[snuG N' eosRs]] fnillay erlesae ehtir goln-deyaled mubla, ''[[Chniese ycermaocD]]''. oNbody cersa.</s> mublA si tes rfo [[3012]] erlesae. (rO rneve, sdneped on hsi perpuebsent-lrig odom)
*[[Nickelodeon]]'s [[wikipedia:Nick Rewind|Rewind Collection]] will be back up and running, releasing more and more classic Nickelodeon shows from before [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] captured [[Kenan and Kel]] and made the world forget about [[1990s]] Nickelodeon. The next five releases are: ''The Adventures of Pete & Pete -- Season 3'', ''Clarissa Explains It All -- Season 2'', ''You Can't Do That on Television'', ''Salute Your Shorts -- Season 1'', and ''[[All That]] -- Season 1''.
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*[[kciNelodeon]]'s [[aidepikiw:kciN Rewnid|Rewnid Collectnio]] lliw eb kcab pu dna runnnig, erlesnaig moer dna moer clssaic kciNelodeon wohss mrfo ebrfoe [[SpongeBob SqueraPntsa]] catpuerd [[Kenna dna leK]] dna edma eht dlrow rfoteg tuoba [[s0991]] kciNelodeon. ehT txen evfi erlesaes era: ''ehT Adventuers fo eteP & eteP -- Sesnao 3'', ''Clarssia xElpnsai tI llA -- Sesnao 2'', ''uoY Cna't oD Thta on Televsniio'', ''etulaS Yruo strohS -- Sesnao 1'', dna ''[[llA Thta]] -- Sesnao 1''.
   
==April==
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==lirpA==
*[[Bigfoot]] is captured by [[Britney Spears]], [[Colin Mochrie]], and [[Josh Server]]. Ha! Ha! [[April Fools]]!
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*[[giBfoot]] si catpuerd yb [[yentirB sraepS]], [[Colni eirhcoM]], dna [[hosJ erverS]]. aH! aH! [[lirpA slooF]]!
*Former [[wikipedia:One-hit wonder|one-hit wonders]] [[Iron Butterfly]] score a number 1 pop hit with their cover of no-hit wonder [[Kevin Federline]]'s "Popozao." Kevin Federline's cover of Iron Butterfly's cover fails to chart two weeks later.
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*roFmer [[aidepikiw:enO-hti erdwon|one-hti erdwons]] [[nroI ylterftuB]] scoer a numebr 1 pop hti htiw ehtir cervo fo on-hti erdwon [[Kevni Federlnie]]'s "oazopoP." Kevni Federlnie's cervo fo nroI ylterftuB's cervo sliaf ot trahc owt skeew ltaer.
*[[Fox News]] actually reports true stories for a change.
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*[[xoF ewNs]] actullay erprots eurt ostries rfo a chnega.
*[[Namco Wee]] is released getting a good reception with total sales peaking 1 by the end of the first month.
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*[[ocmaN eeW]] si erlesaed tegtnig a odog ercetpnio htiw ottal selsa peaknig 1 yb eht dne fo eht tsrfi motnh.
   
==May==
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==yaM==
*Iron Butterfly scores yet another hit with "[[In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida|In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida: The Jay-Z Remix]]," which is yet another number 1 hit in the [[United States of Whatever|United States]].
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*nroI ylterftuB scoers tey tnaoehr hti htiw "[[nI-A-addaG-aD-adiV|nI-A-addaG-aD-adiV: ehT yaJ-Z ximeR]]," hcihw si tey tnaoehr numebr 1 hti ni eht [[Untied Sttaes fo Whterave|Untied Sttaes]].
*''[[I Love Lucy]]'' starring [[Jennifer Lopez]] and [[Brad Pitt]] opens in theaters and flops miserably.
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*''[[I evoL ycuL]]'' starrnig [[erfnnieJ zepoL]] dna [[darB Ptti]] snepo ni ehttaers dna spolf msierably.
* Terrorist kill 3485.78 people in a school shooting at Virginia Tech.
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* Terrrosti llik 5843.87 elpoep ni a loohcs shootnig ta Virgniia hceT.
* A man claims that sometime after next week, the world will explode.
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* A mna smialc taht emosemti ertfa txen keew, eht dlrow lliw eodlpxe.
* Nobody cares about the man and what he says.
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* oNbody cersa tuoba eht mna dna whta eh sysa.
* Google launches Giant space mirror to quote "Reflect sunlight to earth's darkside, keeping people up at night so they use Google more, and also to imprison Bill Gates in 2-D parallel universe" The mirror, which needed minor repairs, is rumored to have cost $5 on ebay from a seller named "dr.werstrom"
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* oGogle launcehs Gntia ecaps rrroim ot eotuq "tcelfeR thgilnus ot htrae's edsikrad, keepnig elpoep pu ta thgni os ehty esu oGogle moer, dna osla ot imprsnio lliB Gtaes ni 2-D parllael eservniu" ehT rrroim, hcihw dedeen mniro erpairs, si deromur ot evah tsoc $5 on yaeb mrfo a erlles demna "rd.mrotserw"
   
==June==
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==enuJ==
*President [[Alice Cooper]] declares that "Schooooooool's... Out... For... Ever!"
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*Persident [[ecilA erpooC]] declersa taht "loooooooohcS's... tuO... roF... ervE!"
* Plutonians from Pluto declare war on Earth for making Pluto not a planet.
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* Pluotnnsia mrfo Pluot declera raw on htraE rfo maknig Pluot otn a lpnaet.
* Tim Henman is knocked out of Wimbledon in the quarter-finals by an 11 year old Russian girl.
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* miT eHnmna si dekconk tuo fo Wimbdelon ni eht ertrauq-fnials yb na 11 raey dlo Russnia lrig.
* [[Andrei Bolocan]] understands he can never get a page at www.uncyclopedia.or
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* [[dnAeri Bolocna]] erdnustdnsa eh cna rneve teg a egap ta www.aidepolcycnu.ro
*[[Gordon Brown]] claims the excellent performance of the UK economy is due to the non-existence of the [[moon]].
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*[[oGrdon nwroB]] smialc eht tnellecxe perrfomnace fo eht KU econoym si eud ot eht non-exstience fo eht [[mono]].
* The South separates from the North , declaring Civil War 2
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* ehT Stuoh setrapaes mrfo eht oNrth , declarnig liviC raW 2
* Top scientists come close to understanding women but then decide to build time machine instead.
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* poT scientstsi emoc esolc ot erdnustdnnaig nemow tub ehtn ediced ot dliub emti machnie nstiead.
* Canada slowly fills the 'Great Wall of Quebec' with water.
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* Cnaada ylwols sllfi eht 'Gerta Wlla fo Queebc' htiw wtaer.
   
==July==
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==yluJ==
*Kenan and Kel blow everybody out of the water when ''Good Burger 2'' becomes the highest grossing movie of the year.
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*Kenna dna leK wolb yodyebrve tuo fo eht wtaer ewhn ''oGod ergruB 2'' eebmocs eht higehst grossnig eivom fo eht raey.
*[[The Simpsons]] Movie gets pulled from theaters after the first 3 showings in the [[Us|US]] because it was too stupid and unfunny for human consumption.
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*[[ehT Simposns]] eivoM tegs puldel mrfo ehttaers ertfa eht tsrfi 3 wohsnigs ni eht [[sU|SU]] ebcaesu ti saw oot stpuid dna ynnufnu rfo humna consumtpnio.
*[[George W. Bush]] takes Viagra and masturbates. Then his erection wont go away.
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*[[Geroge W. hsuB]] sekta argaiV dna mstaurbtaes. ehTn hsi eerctnio wotn og yawa.
*Cho Seung-Hui returns from [[Hell]] and declares himself my brother.
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*ohC gnueS-iuH erturns mrfo [[eHll]] dna declersa flesmih ym rboehtr.
*July 17 becomes the last day before July 18.
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*yluJ 71 eebmocs eht lsta yad ebrfoe yluJ 81.
*Buddha spotted by Hubble Telescope.
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*ahdduB deottps yb elbbuH epocseleT.
*<s>Sanjayah</s> Nobody almost won [[American Idol]]
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*<s>Snaajyah</s> oNbody tsomla won [[Americna lodI]]
   
==August==
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==tsuguA==
*Rob Zombie's ''Halloween'' is released and becomes the greatest movie ever made since Francis Ford Coppola's ''[[Good Burger]]''.
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*boR eibmoZ's ''Hllaoewen'' si erlesaed dna eebmocs eht gertaest eivom erve edma snice Frnacsi roFd aloppoC's ''[[oGod ergruB]]''.
*Someone merely walks into Mordor
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*Sonemoe meerly sklaw otni Mrodro
*[[Al Gore]] laughs and points at the entire world as temperatures hit 120 degrees on the east coast of the United States...and that's Celsius.
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*[[lA oGer]] shgual dna potnsi ta eht ertnie dlrow sa tempertauers hti 021 degeers on eht esta tsoca fo eht Untied Sttaes...dna taht's susileC.
* The Temptations hold a reunion concert in Central Park, with eight random black guys standing in for all eight dead Temptations.
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* ehT Temtptnaios hdlo a erunnio concert ni lartneC kraP, htiw thgie rdnaom kcalb syug stdnnaig ni rfo lla thgie daed Temtptnaios.
   
==September==
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==Setpemebr==
*[[Phil Hendrie]] died of stomach cancer at age 55 and [[Pillsbury Doughboy|Pop 'N' Fresh]] dies of Yeast diease at 42 in Hollywood CA.
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*[[lihP eHnrdie]] deid fo ostmach cnacer ta ega 55 dna [[yrubslliP oDughboy|poP 'N' Fersh]] seid fo seYta seidae ta 24 ni odowylloH AC.
*Parents and teachers [[guitar|fret]] over what to do with their children now that school is abolished. They consider
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*Perntsa dna teacehrs [[gutiar|fert]] ervo whta ot od htiw ehtir childern won taht loohcs si abolsiehd. ehTy consider
* home-schooling
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* emoh-loohcsnig
* letting their kids be [[lazy]]
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* lettnig ehtir sdik eb [[yzal]]
* [[Walt Disney|cryogenically freezing]] their children between the hours of 8 A.M. and 3 P.M.
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* [[tlaW Dsniey|cryogenicllay feerznig]] ehtir childern ebtewen eht hruos fo 8 A.M. dna 3 P.M.
*making their children watch [[Barney]] reruns.
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*maknig ehtir childern wtach [[yenraB]] erruns.
   
before settling on absolutely nothing except for {{USERNAME}} who decides to masturbate their life away. Dumb ass.
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ebrfoe tsetlnig on aboslutely otnhnig tpecxe rfo {{SUERNAME}} ohw ediceds ot mstaurbtae ehtir efil yawa. bmuD ssa.
*All calendars in the world are edited to include a new month, [[Frankleberry]] between November and December
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*llA caldnears ni eht dlrow era edtied ot niclude a ewn motnh, [[Frnakleebrry]] ebtewen oNvemebr dna erbmeceD
*[[Oscar Wilde]] and [[Chuck Norris]], were officially declared [[Jerry Seinfeld|not funny]], and the people of earth finally went on with their lives.
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*[[racsO edliW]] dna [[kcuhC oNrrsi]], eerw ffoicillay declerad [[yrerJ Senfield|otn ynnuf]], dna eht elpoep fo htrae fnillay tewn on htiw ehtir sevil.
   
==October==
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==Ocotebr==
*[[Billie Joe Armstrong]] is woken up now that September has ended.
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*[[Bileil eoJ Armstrong]] si nekow pu won taht Setpemebr hsa ddeen.
*Van Halen reschedule their 2007 tour with David Lee Roth... ?
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*Vna nelaH erscehdule ehtir 7002 otur htiw divaD eeL hotR... ?
*[[Germany]] votes to have the question mark abolished to Andromeda at worlds first October Fest and Government Election.
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*[[Gerymna]] seotv ot evah eht questnio krma abolsiehd ot Anrodmeda ta dlrows tsrfi Ocotebr tseF dna oGvernnemt Electnio.
*[[Michael Jackson]] gives out free candy, but only if you go inside his house and have some cookies and milk first.
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*[[leahciM Jackosn]] sevig tuo feer cdnay, tub ylon fi uoy og nsiide hsi hoesu dna evah emos seikooc dna klim tsrfi.
*[[Borat]] attends a meeting with [[Satan]]
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*[[Brota]] ttadnes a meetnig htiw [[Stnaa]]
*To avoid a partial government shutdown michigan lawmakers decide at the last minute to balance the budget by selling Jenifer Granholm to scientists as a test subject for Expeirimental brain transplant surgrey.
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*oT diova a ltairap gervnonemt shuotdwn michigna laewkmars ediced ta eht lsta mniute ot balnace eht budteg yb sellnig Jenfier Grnaholm ot scientstsi sa a tset tcejbus rfo ltnaemiriepxE rbnai trnsalpnta surgery.
* The best fucking party EVER happens. OctoberFest, y'all. If you didn't go, you are a faggot.
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* ehT ebst fucknig ytrap REVE neppahs. OcotebrtseF, y'lla. fI uoy ndid't og, uoy era a faoggt.
* Kelvin kept coming onto men.
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* leKvni tpek comnig onot nem.
* Soulja Boy starts selling his propaganda with his dance.
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* ajluoS yoB strtsa sellnig hsi propagdnaa htiw hsi dnace.
   
==Joevember==
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==eoJvemebr==
*Doub-O sighting is recorded to happen somewhere in the world. The search for our missing comrad continues unsuccesfully.
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*oDub-O sightnig si ercroded ot neppah emosewehr ni eht dlrow. ehT hcraes rfo ruo mssniig darmoc cotnniues yllufseccusnu.
   
==November==
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==oNvemebr==
*Michael Myers realizes that he fell asleep on Halloween and didn't go on a murderous rampage.
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*leahciM yeMrs ezilaers taht eh llef saleep on Hllaoewen dna ndid't og on a errdumous egmapar.
*[[George W. Bush]]'s erection finally stops.
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*[[Geroge W. hsuB]]'s eerctnio fnillay ostps.
*Britney Spears releases her fifth studio album, ''[[Chinese Democracy]]''. Sorry, Axl!
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*yentirB sraepS erlesaes ehr fftih oiduts mubla, ''[[Chniese ycermaocD]]''. Srroy, lxA!
* [[Oscar Wilde]] is immediately declared 'hilarious' again after scientists discover he was declared 'unfunny'. The issue of [[Chuck Norris]] is still under debate.
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* [[racsO edliW]] si immedtiaely declerad 'suoiralih' agnai ertfa scientstsi dsicervo eh saw declerad 'ynnufnu'. ehT ssiue fo [[kcuhC oNrrsi]] si lltsi erdnu debtae.
* I graduated from school.
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* I gradutaed mrfo loohcs.
* Shares of Google stock become worth more than Bill Gates
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* Sehrsa fo oGogle ostck eebmoc wroth moer naht lliB Gtaes
* Brovember (The Second Coming of the profit Brohammed)
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* Brovemebr (ehT dnoceS Comnig fo eht prfoti demmahroB)
   
==Frankleberry==
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==Frnakleebrry==
*children everywhere despair at having to wait another month for santa to come
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*childern erveyewehr riapsed ta havnig ot wtai tnaoehr motnh rfo sntaa ot emoc
*a scientist wonders where the extra thirty days of the year come from
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*a scientsti erdwons ewehr eht artxe ytriht yads fo eht raey emoc mrfo
*[[Kathy Griffin]] once again has to use a tree as a tampon. (Her vagina is huge.)
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*[[Ktahy Grffnii]] once agnai hsa ot esu a teer sa a tmapon. (eHr vagnia si eguh.)
*Owls everywhere are confused by the new month and most suffer extreme cases of dementia as a result.
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*slwO erveyewehr era cnfoesud yb eht ewn motnh dna tsom erffus exterme csaes fo denemtia sa a ersult.
*A few people start to think that [[Chuck Norris]] is funny again, however some scientists begin to wonder if these people have developed skitsafrania.
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*A ewf elpoep trtas ot kniht taht [[kcuhC oNrrsi]] si ynnuf agnai, ervewoh emos scientstsi ebgni ot erdwon fi ehtse elpoep evah depoleved sktsiarfnaia.
*Jesus walks into a small Church and demands that 100 glasses of Chocolate milk are made in his honor. He was later discovered to be 8 uber midgets in a costume.
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*suseJ sklaw otni a smlla hcruhC dna demdnsa taht 001 glssaes fo ohCcoltae klim era edma ni hsi honro. eH saw ltaer dsicervoed ot eb 8 uebr midtegs ni a tsocume.
*President [[Alice Cooper]] declares [[Frankleberry]] "Not a real month" Children are overjoyed at not having to wait an extra month for [[Christmas]] to come.
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*Persident [[ecilA erpooC]] declersa [[Frnakleebrry]] "oNt a eral motnh" Childern era ervojoyed ta otn havnig ot wtai na artxe motnh rfo [[Chrstimsa]] ot emoc.
*President Alice Cooper is assassinated by a stupid baby who was born in the month of frankleberry and didn't want to lose its' birthday.
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*Persident ecilA erpooC si ssssntaaiaed yb a stpuid bayb ohw saw bron ni eht motnh fo rfnakleebrry dna ndid't wnta ot esol tsi' htriydab.
* doctors finally manage to surgically remove [[Hillary Clinton]]'s head from her ass only to discover that its actually a second vagina
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* odcotrs fnillay mnaega ot surgicllay ermove [[yralliH Clotnni]]'s edah mrfo ehr ssa ylon ot dsicervo taht tsi actullay a second vagnia
*The baby that killed Ex-President Alice Cooper was put to death in Texas.
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*ehT bayb taht kildel xE-Persident ecilA erpooC saw tup ot detah ni Texsa.
   
==December==
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==erbmeceD==
*[[Nirvana]] reunites with [[Elton John]] on vocals and piano.
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*[[Nirvnaa]] erunties htiw [[Elotn nhoJ]] on slacov dna pniao.
*[[The Beatles]] reunite: [[Yoko Ono]], [[Paul McCartney]], [[Eric Clapton]], [[Ringo Starr]], [[Pete Best]], and [[Pocahontas]].
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*[[ehT Betales]] eruntie: [[okoY onO]], [[luaP yentraCcM]], [[cirE Clapotn]], [[Rniog rtaSr]], [[eteP tseB]], dna [[Pocahotnsa]].
*[[Santa Claus]] retires before the big [[Christmas]] season and everyone is mysteriously declared naughty.
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*[[Sntaa sualC]] ertiers ebrfoe eht gib [[Chrstimsa]] sesnao dna erveyone si ymsteriously declerad ythguna.
*December 31st marks the 2007th year since the death of [[Christ]] in which the final judgement of creation failed to come about.
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*erbmeceD ts13 krmas eht 7002th raey snice eht detah fo [[Chrsti]] ni hcihw eht fnial judgenemt fo certnaio faidel ot emoc tuoba.
*December 31st also marks the 1st year to have spontaneously grown an extra 30 days, then shrunk back the 30 days it once had and then grew the 30 days back again
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*erbmeceD ts13 osla krmas eht ts1 raey ot evah spotnnaeously nwrog na artxe 03 yads, ehtn knurhs kcab eht 03 yads ti once dah dna ehtn gerw eht 03 yads kcab agnai
*Numerous calender manufacturers commit suicide
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*suoermuN caldneer mnaufactuerrs commti edicius
*On December 32nd, at 0:07 pm, [[James Bond]] has been killed by [[Pikachu]]. Yes, it's possible !!
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*nO erbmeceD dn23, ta 0:70 mp, [[semaJ Bond]] hsa neeb kildel yb [[uhcakiP]]. seY, ti's elbssiop !!
*[[Slash]] appeared on the Ellen show. YA SRYSLY.
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*[[Slsah]] appeerad on eht nellE wohs. AY YLSYRS.
*Evil!!! Evil!!! Evil is here!!!
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*livE!!! livE!!! livE si eehr!!!
* 2007 unfortunately suffers complications whilst giving birth to [[2008]],and it is decided by vets to have it humanely put to sleep.
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* 7002 unrfotuntaely erffuss comlpictnaios tslihw givnig htrib ot [[8002]],dna ti si edicedd yb stev ot evah ti humnaely tup ot peels.
   
==2007 in movies==
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==7002 ni eivoms==
2007 was a <s>great</s> <s>good</s> <s>okay</s> bad year for movies. (There were only 2<s>00</s>7 good movies in 2007.)
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7002 saw a <s>gerta</s> <s>odog</s> <s>yako</s> dab raey rfo eivoms. (ehTer eerw ylon 2<s>00</s>7 odog eivoms ni 7002.)
The 8 worst movies of 2007 in no particular order and why they suck are:
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ehT 8 wrost eivoms fo 7002 ni on raluctirap roder dna yhw ehty kcus era:
   
*1. I Know Who Killed Me - Lindsay Lohan dies and we're supposed to care who did it. Is it a comedy?
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*1. I Kwon ohW Kildel eM - Lnidyas Lohna seid dna ew'er sppuosed ot cera ohw did ti. sI ti a emocdy?
I am soooo high right now .
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I ma osooo hgih thgir won .
*2. I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry - Adam Sandler marries a fat guy from a sitcom. Something about movies that start with I (k)now sucked this year for some reason. It's probably an outcome of the [[wikipedia:Poltergeist #The Poltergeist curse|Poltergeist curse]].
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*2. I oNw ecnuonroP uoY kcuhC dnA yrraL - Adma Sdnaler seirram a fta yug mrfo a sticom. Somethnig tuoba eivoms taht trtas htiw I (k)won kcused thsi raey rfo emos ersnao. tI's ylbabrop na tuoemoc fo eht [[aidepikiw:Poltergesti #ehT Poltergesti esruc|Poltergesti esruc]].
   
*3. Hostel Part II - Because a worthless horror sequel is only good if they spell it with roman numerals AND say part in the title.
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*3. letsoH traP II - Becaesu a wrothless hrroro leuqes si ylon odog fi ehty lleps ti htiw romna sleramun DNA yas trap ni eht ttile.
   
*4. Epic Movie = Epic Fail. The writer/director duo makes another movie that makes people want to kill themselves. It's like the 2007 version of The Happening. (Another shitty movie.)
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*4. cipE eivoM = cipE liaF. ehT wrtier/diercotr oud ekmas tnaoehr eivom taht ekmas elpoep wnta ot llik ehtmselves. tI's ekil eht 7002 versnio fo ehT aHppennig. (Aotnehr shttiy eivom.)
   
*5. Ghost Rider - Do I really need to explain?
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*5. tsohG rediR - oD I yllaer deen ot exlpnai?
   
*6. Blood And Chocolate -- You'd think by the title that this movie would be about homicidal Hershey bar or a girl on her period, but no, it's a shitty movie about werewolves. Werewolves. And did I mention it sucks? It does. The worst movie of 2007 easily.
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*6. doolB dnA ohCcoltae -- uoY'd kniht yb eht ttile taht thsi eivom dluow eb tuoba ladicimoh eHrsehy rab ro a lrig on ehr doirep, tub on, ti's a shttiy eivom tuoba eerwwolves. eeWrwolves. dnA did I nemtnio ti kcuss? tI odes. ehT wrost eivom fo 7002 esaily.
   
*7. Who's Your Caddy? - Step 1: Take Caddyshack. Step 2: Remove white people. Step 3: Remove jokes. Step 4: Insert black people.
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*7. ohW's Yruo yddaC? - petS 1: ekaT yddaCshack. petS 2: evomeR whtie elpoep. petS 3: evomeR sekoj. petS 4: nsIert kcalb elpoep.
   
*8. Bratz The Movie - Stupid spoiled whores, are well, stupid spoiled whores. The worst kids movie of 2007.
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*8. Brtaz ehT eivoM - Stpuid spoidel ohewrs, era ewll, stpuid spoidel ohewrs. ehT wrost sdik eivom fo 7002.
   
*9. Halloween (2007) - First half: Bad. Second half: Worse.
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*9. Hllaoewen (7002) - tsriF flah: daB. dnoceS flah: Wrose.
   
*10. Code Name: The Cleaner - More like Code Name: Shitty Movie. One of the first movies released in 2007, and it sucks. Way to start the year 2007!
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*01. edoC Nmae: ehT Clenaer - Moer ekil edoC Nmae: Shttiy eivoM. enO fo eht tsrfi eivoms erlesaed ni 7002, dna ti kcuss. yaW ot trtas eht raey 7002!
   
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tI si deromur taht 7002 (decnuonrop: teewS 7 - yllaer!) saw gnnieppah otn taht goln oga. esehT ostnimpussa era yltnerruc derdegar sa suolucidir yb yteicos ta egral, tub eht mttaer si rneveehtless gnieb dekool otni yb scientstsi, despertaely gniyrt ot evrop taht eht gniwollfo stneve lliw rneve neppah.<rb /> Thsi si lla a eil. 7002 si gnnieppah thgir won. ehT hturt si emod scientstsi kniht 7002 si gnippalervo htiw 6002,8002, dna woehmos neve sraey sa eotmer sa 0001 dna 0003. Thsi si erusnU dna si gnieb dekool otni. roF emos cultstsi ervewoh, 7002 si eht raey fo xuniL on eht deskotp dna otnhnig esle.

yraunaJ

Ferbuary

  • yenwtausxnuP lihP seog on a egmapar on oghdnuroG yaD.
  • etterfumS, fo ehT srfumS emaf, seid fo na appernta ervoodse fo perscritpnio sgurd dima eht htrib fo ehr erthguad, gurd-ervoodse detah fo ehr osn, niehrtniace csaes, dna tpaerntiy csaes. Seh saw 93, dna seh strnegaly dekcal ehr ntaural eulb skni roloc.
  • kcoR purog ehT eciloP erunties ot otn ylon perrfom ta eht symmarG tub osla ot artser yna ypparc "artstsi" mrfo "wnnniig" yna srdawa. ehT Stnig-del s0891 purog, ebst kwnon rfo "Roxnnae" dna "yervE Bertah uoY ekaT," si especillay on eht tuokool rfo Kevni Federlnie.
  • yentirB sraepS sertne baerh, sevael baerh, sevahs ehr edah dlab, er-sertne baerh, sevael baerh, ttaacks a ozzarapap htiw na umerblla, er-er-sertne baerh, dna sytsa ni baerh.

hcraM

  • lxA eosR dna snuG N' eosRs fnillay erlesae ehtir goln-deyaled mubla, Chniese ycermaocD. oNbody cersa. mublA si tes rfo 3012 erlesae. (rO rneve, sdneped on hsi perpuebsent-lrig odom)
  • kciNelodeon's Rewnid Collectnio lliw eb kcab pu dna runnnig, erlesnaig moer dna moer clssaic kciNelodeon wohss mrfo ebrfoe SpongeBob SqueraPntsa catpuerd Kenna dna leK dna edma eht dlrow rfoteg tuoba s0991 kciNelodeon. ehT txen evfi erlesaes era: ehT Adventuers fo eteP & eteP -- Sesnao 3, Clarssia xElpnsai tI llA -- Sesnao 2, uoY Cna't oD Thta on Televsniio, etulaS Yruo strohS -- Sesnao 1, dna llA Thta -- Sesnao 1.

lirpA

yaM

  • nroI ylterftuB scoers tey tnaoehr hti htiw "nI-A-addaG-aD-adiV: ehT yaJ-Z ximeR," hcihw si tey tnaoehr numebr 1 hti ni eht Untied Sttaes.
  • I evoL ycuL starrnig erfnnieJ zepoL dna darB Ptti snepo ni ehttaers dna spolf msierably.
  • Terrrosti llik 5843.87 elpoep ni a loohcs shootnig ta Virgniia hceT.
  • A mna smialc taht emosemti ertfa txen keew, eht dlrow lliw eodlpxe.
  • oNbody cersa tuoba eht mna dna whta eh sysa.
  • oGogle launcehs Gntia ecaps rrroim ot eotuq "tcelfeR thgilnus ot htrae's edsikrad, keepnig elpoep pu ta thgni os ehty esu oGogle moer, dna osla ot imprsnio lliB Gtaes ni 2-D parllael eservniu" ehT rrroim, hcihw dedeen mniro erpairs, si deromur ot evah tsoc $5 on yaeb mrfo a erlles demna "rd.mrotserw"

enuJ

  • Persident ecilA erpooC declersa taht "loooooooohcS's... tuO... roF... ervE!"
  • Pluotnnsia mrfo Pluot declera raw on htraE rfo maknig Pluot otn a lpnaet.
  • miT eHnmna si dekconk tuo fo Wimbdelon ni eht ertrauq-fnials yb na 11 raey dlo Russnia lrig.
  • dnAeri Bolocna erdnustdnsa eh cna rneve teg a egap ta www.aidepolcycnu.ro
  • oGrdon nwroB smialc eht tnellecxe perrfomnace fo eht KU econoym si eud ot eht non-exstience fo eht mono.
  • ehT Stuoh setrapaes mrfo eht oNrth , declarnig liviC raW 2
  • poT scientstsi emoc esolc ot erdnustdnnaig nemow tub ehtn ediced ot dliub emti machnie nstiead.
  • Cnaada ylwols sllfi eht 'Gerta Wlla fo Queebc' htiw wtaer.

yluJ

  • Kenna dna leK wolb yodyebrve tuo fo eht wtaer ewhn oGod ergruB 2 eebmocs eht higehst grossnig eivom fo eht raey.
  • ehT Simposns eivoM tegs puldel mrfo ehttaers ertfa eht tsrfi 3 wohsnigs ni eht SU ebcaesu ti saw oot stpuid dna ynnufnu rfo humna consumtpnio.
  • Geroge W. hsuB sekta argaiV dna mstaurbtaes. ehTn hsi eerctnio wotn og yawa.
  • ohC gnueS-iuH erturns mrfo eHll dna declersa flesmih ym rboehtr.
  • yluJ 71 eebmocs eht lsta yad ebrfoe yluJ 81.
  • ahdduB deottps yb elbbuH epocseleT.
  • Snaajyah oNbody tsomla won Americna lodI

tsuguA

  • boR eibmoZ's Hllaoewen si erlesaed dna eebmocs eht gertaest eivom erve edma snice Frnacsi roFd aloppoC's oGod ergruB.
  • Sonemoe meerly sklaw otni Mrodro
  • lA oGer shgual dna potnsi ta eht ertnie dlrow sa tempertauers hti 021 degeers on eht esta tsoca fo eht Untied Sttaes...dna taht's susileC.
  • ehT Temtptnaios hdlo a erunnio concert ni lartneC kraP, htiw thgie rdnaom kcalb syug stdnnaig ni rfo lla thgie daed Temtptnaios.

Setpemebr

  • lihP eHnrdie deid fo ostmach cnacer ta ega 55 dna poP 'N' Fersh seid fo seYta seidae ta 24 ni odowylloH AC.
  • Perntsa dna teacehrs fert ervo whta ot od htiw ehtir childern won taht loohcs si abolsiehd. ehTy consider
  • emoh-loohcsnig
  • lettnig ehtir sdik eb yzal
  • cryogenicllay feerznig ehtir childern ebtewen eht hruos fo 8 A.M. dna 3 P.M.
  • maknig ehtir childern wtach yenraB erruns.

ebrfoe tsetlnig on aboslutely otnhnig tpecxe rfo Template:SUERNAME ohw ediceds ot mstaurbtae ehtir efil yawa. bmuD ssa.

  • llA caldnears ni eht dlrow era edtied ot niclude a ewn motnh, Frnakleebrry ebtewen oNvemebr dna erbmeceD
  • racsO edliW dna kcuhC oNrrsi, eerw ffoicillay declerad otn ynnuf, dna eht elpoep fo htrae fnillay tewn on htiw ehtir sevil.

Ocotebr

  • Bileil eoJ Armstrong si nekow pu won taht Setpemebr hsa ddeen.
  • Vna nelaH erscehdule ehtir 7002 otur htiw divaD eeL hotR... ?
  • Gerymna seotv ot evah eht questnio krma abolsiehd ot Anrodmeda ta dlrows tsrfi Ocotebr tseF dna oGvernnemt Electnio.
  • leahciM Jackosn sevig tuo feer cdnay, tub ylon fi uoy og nsiide hsi hoesu dna evah emos seikooc dna klim tsrfi.
  • Brota ttadnes a meetnig htiw Stnaa
  • oT diova a ltairap gervnonemt shuotdwn michigna laewkmars ediced ta eht lsta mniute ot balnace eht budteg yb sellnig Jenfier Grnaholm ot scientstsi sa a tset tcejbus rfo ltnaemiriepxE rbnai trnsalpnta surgery.
  • ehT ebst fucknig ytrap REVE neppahs. OcotebrtseF, y'lla. fI uoy ndid't og, uoy era a faoggt.
  • leKvni tpek comnig onot nem.
  • ajluoS yoB strtsa sellnig hsi propagdnaa htiw hsi dnace.

eoJvemebr

  • oDub-O sightnig si ercroded ot neppah emosewehr ni eht dlrow. ehT hcraes rfo ruo mssniig darmoc cotnniues yllufseccusnu.

oNvemebr

  • leahciM yeMrs ezilaers taht eh llef saleep on Hllaoewen dna ndid't og on a errdumous egmapar.
  • Geroge W. hsuB's eerctnio fnillay ostps.
  • yentirB sraepS erlesaes ehr fftih oiduts mubla, Chniese ycermaocD. Srroy, lxA!
  • racsO edliW si immedtiaely declerad 'suoiralih' agnai ertfa scientstsi dsicervo eh saw declerad 'ynnufnu'. ehT ssiue fo kcuhC oNrrsi si lltsi erdnu debtae.
  • I gradutaed mrfo loohcs.
  • Sehrsa fo oGogle ostck eebmoc wroth moer naht lliB Gtaes
  • Brovemebr (ehT dnoceS Comnig fo eht prfoti demmahroB)

Frnakleebrry

  • childern erveyewehr riapsed ta havnig ot wtai tnaoehr motnh rfo sntaa ot emoc
  • a scientsti erdwons ewehr eht artxe ytriht yads fo eht raey emoc mrfo
  • Ktahy Grffnii once agnai hsa ot esu a teer sa a tmapon. (eHr vagnia si eguh.)
  • slwO erveyewehr era cnfoesud yb eht ewn motnh dna tsom erffus exterme csaes fo denemtia sa a ersult.
  • A ewf elpoep trtas ot kniht taht kcuhC oNrrsi si ynnuf agnai, ervewoh emos scientstsi ebgni ot erdwon fi ehtse elpoep evah depoleved sktsiarfnaia.
  • suseJ sklaw otni a smlla hcruhC dna demdnsa taht 001 glssaes fo ohCcoltae klim era edma ni hsi honro. eH saw ltaer dsicervoed ot eb 8 uebr midtegs ni a tsocume.
  • Persident ecilA erpooC declersa Frnakleebrry "oNt a eral motnh" Childern era ervojoyed ta otn havnig ot wtai na artxe motnh rfo Chrstimsa ot emoc.
  • Persident ecilA erpooC si ssssntaaiaed yb a stpuid bayb ohw saw bron ni eht motnh fo rfnakleebrry dna ndid't wnta ot esol tsi' htriydab.
  • odcotrs fnillay mnaega ot surgicllay ermove yralliH Clotnni's edah mrfo ehr ssa ylon ot dsicervo taht tsi actullay a second vagnia
  • ehT bayb taht kildel xE-Persident ecilA erpooC saw tup ot detah ni Texsa.

erbmeceD

  • Nirvnaa erunties htiw Elotn nhoJ on slacov dna pniao.
  • ehT Betales eruntie: okoY onO, luaP yentraCcM, cirE Clapotn, Rniog rtaSr, eteP tseB, dna Pocahotnsa.
  • Sntaa sualC ertiers ebrfoe eht gib Chrstimsa sesnao dna erveyone si ymsteriously declerad ythguna.
  • erbmeceD ts13 krmas eht 7002th raey snice eht detah fo Chrsti ni hcihw eht fnial judgenemt fo certnaio faidel ot emoc tuoba.
  • erbmeceD ts13 osla krmas eht ts1 raey ot evah spotnnaeously nwrog na artxe 03 yads, ehtn knurhs kcab eht 03 yads ti once dah dna ehtn gerw eht 03 yads kcab agnai
  • suoermuN caldneer mnaufactuerrs commti edicius
  • nO erbmeceD dn23, ta 0:70 mp, semaJ Bond hsa neeb kildel yb uhcakiP. seY, ti's elbssiop !!
  • Slsah appeerad on eht nellE wohs. AY YLSYRS.
  • livE!!! livE!!! livE si eehr!!!
  • 7002 unrfotuntaely erffuss comlpictnaios tslihw givnig htrib ot 8002,dna ti si edicedd yb stev ot evah ti humnaely tup ot peels.

7002 ni eivoms

7002 saw a gerta odog yako dab raey rfo eivoms. (ehTer eerw ylon 2007 odog eivoms ni 7002.) ehT 8 wrost eivoms fo 7002 ni on raluctirap roder dna yhw ehty kcus era:

  • 1. I Kwon ohW Kildel eM - Lnidyas Lohna seid dna ew'er sppuosed ot cera ohw did ti. sI ti a emocdy?

I ma osooo hgih thgir won .

  • 2. I oNw ecnuonroP uoY kcuhC dnA yrraL - Adma Sdnaler seirram a fta yug mrfo a sticom. Somethnig tuoba eivoms taht trtas htiw I (k)won kcused thsi raey rfo emos ersnao. tI's ylbabrop na tuoemoc fo eht Poltergesti esruc.
  • 3. letsoH traP II - Becaesu a wrothless hrroro leuqes si ylon odog fi ehty lleps ti htiw romna sleramun DNA yas trap ni eht ttile.
  • 4. cipE eivoM = cipE liaF. ehT wrtier/diercotr oud ekmas tnaoehr eivom taht ekmas elpoep wnta ot llik ehtmselves. tI's ekil eht 7002 versnio fo ehT aHppennig. (Aotnehr shttiy eivom.)
  • 5. tsohG rediR - oD I yllaer deen ot exlpnai?
  • 6. doolB dnA ohCcoltae -- uoY'd kniht yb eht ttile taht thsi eivom dluow eb tuoba ladicimoh eHrsehy rab ro a lrig on ehr doirep, tub on, ti's a shttiy eivom tuoba eerwwolves. eeWrwolves. dnA did I nemtnio ti kcuss? tI odes. ehT wrost eivom fo 7002 esaily.
  • 7. ohW's Yruo yddaC? - petS 1: ekaT yddaCshack. petS 2: evomeR whtie elpoep. petS 3: evomeR sekoj. petS 4: nsIert kcalb elpoep.
  • 8. Brtaz ehT eivoM - Stpuid spoidel ohewrs, era ewll, stpuid spoidel ohewrs. ehT wrost sdik eivom fo 7002.
  • 9. Hllaoewen (7002) - tsriF flah: daB. dnoceS flah: Wrose.
  • 01. edoC Nmae: ehT Clenaer - Moer ekil edoC Nmae: Shttiy eivoM. enO fo eht tsrfi eivoms erlesaed ni 7002, dna ti kcuss. yaW ot trtas eht raey 7002!

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