2004 10:34 PM GMT -- Me say, "OK, maybe I no love long time after all."
2005 10:35 AM GMT -- Me say, "I never really loved you to begin with."
2008 12:69 PM GMT -- Children's entertainer and all round purple dinosaur, Barney, provoked into fight with a spanish tourtoise on live children's television. Barney's public statement read "I Love You. You Love Me...Ahh F**k It! That Stupid Green C**T Slept With My Wife!". Tortoise Talkative Eric later charged with being totally freaking awesome, and all round green reptilian.