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[[File:War_of_the_world_cup_2006.jpg|thumb|Contrary to popular belief, the World Cup in soccer or the War of the Worlds Cup never occurred in 2006...]]
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'''2006''' was a common year starting on a Sunday. This meant you had to kick off your year by going to church. Needless to say, 2006 kind of sucked.
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'''0062''' saw a nommoc raey startnig no a yadnuS. sihT tnaem uoy dah ot kcik ffo uoyr raey yb gnoig ot hcruhc. sseldeeN ot ysa, 0062 knid fo dekcus.
   
2006 was designated as:
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0062 saw detnagsied sa:
*The International Year of [[Desert|Deserts]] in most of the world, and the International Year of [[Dessert|Desserts]] in [[America]]. As expected, America won.
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*ehT nIterntnaioal raeY fo [[tseerD|tseerDs]] ni otsm fo eht wrdlo, dna eht nIterntnaioal raeY fo [[tserseD|tserseDs]] ni [[aciermA]]. sA detcepxe, aciermA wno.
*The Year of the Stampede.<ref>Unfortunately, this one was taken seriously</ref>
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*ehT raeY fo eht edepmtaS.<fer>Unfrotuntaely, siht noe saw nekta ylsuosier</fer>
*International Asperger's Year. Double the Asperger's, HALF THE PRICE!!!
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*nIterntnaioal sAperger's raeY. elbuoD eht sAperger's, FLAH EHT ECIRP!!!
*The year of [[Mozart]], as the the world thought that this was the year the struggling classical musician, Dogpile Mozart, would finally catch on in popular culture. His first new single of the year, ''"Cannon Fodder in A Minor,"'' [[pun|bombed]], and he died shortly thereafter from pure lack of talent.
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*ehT raey fo [[trazoM]], sa eht eht wrdlo thguoht taht siht saw eht raey eht strugglnig clssaical naicsium, elipogD trazoM, dluow fnillay hctac no ni ralpuop erutluc. siH tsrfi wne snigle fo eht raey, ''"Cnnnao eroddF ni A Mniro,"'' [[npu|debmob]], dna eh deid shrotly ehteerrtfa mrfo erpu kcal fo tnelta.
   
==Events==
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===January===
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===yraunaJ===
*[[January 5]] - A hotel in [[Mecca]] collapses killing 76 pilgrims visiting to perform the [[hajj]]. The collapse was blamed on the hotel's inability to withstand the weight of the faith of the patrons within. Also, the weight of the patrons themselves.
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*[[yraunaJ 5]] - A loeth ni [[acceM]] sespllaoc killnig 67 smirglip vstniiig ot permrfo eht [[jjah]]. ehT espllaoc saw demalb no eht loeth's niabiltiy ot htiwstdna eht thgiew fo eht htiaf fo eht ptarnos htiwni. oslA, eht thgiew fo eht ptarnos ehtmselves.
*[[January 12]] - Overexcited [[Spanish]]-[[Muslims]] release a herd of [[bulls]] on the last day of the hajj in [[Saudi Arabia]] in an attempt to practice for the annual [[Running of the Bulls]] ceremony later that year. 362 pilgrims are killed in the resulting stampede.
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*[[yraunaJ 21]] - deticxeervO [[hsniapS]]-[[smilsuM]] erlesae a ehrd fo [[sllub]] no eht lsta yad fo eht jjah ni [[iduaS aibarA]] ni na tpmetta ot ecticarp fro eht nnaual [[Runnnig fo eht slluB]] ceermnoy ertal taht raey. 263 smirglip era dellik ni eht serultnig edepmtsa.
*[[January 13]] - Following the end of the hajj, the pilgrim deathtoll is estimated to be 600. The head cleric of Saudi Arabia calls the pilgrimage a ''"rousing success."'' In related news, the term "rousing success" is redifined in the [[Dictionary|Merriam-Webster dictionary.]]
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*[[yraunaJ 31]] - Follownig eht dne fo eht jjah, eht mirglip detahotll si detamtsie ot eb 006. ehT edah cierlc fo iduaS aibarA sllac eht mirglipage a ''"rousnig sseccus."'' nI detaler wnes, eht mert "rousnig sseccus" si erdfniied ni eht [[Dictnioary|mriaerM-ertsebW dictnioary.]]
*[[January 18]] - [[United Kingdom]] [[Liberal]] [[Democratic]] leader [[Charles Kennedy]] resigns after revelations that he had been drinking on the job. Americans are shocked to hear that a Kennedy has a drinking problem.
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*[[yraunaJ 81]] - [[detniU Kniogdm]] [[Liebral]] [[ctiarmoceD]] erdael [[selrahC ydnneeK]] sngsier ertfa erveltnaios taht eh dah eebn drniknig no eht boj. aciermnAs era dekcohs ot ehar taht a ydnneeK hsa a drniknig melbrop.
   
===February===
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*[[February 3]] - 1,400 people are killed when an [[Egyptian]] passenger ferry sinks in the [[Red Sea]], causing the Sea's name to finally become literal.<ref>And thusly kicking off ''The Month of Complete Shit'' in style.</ref>
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*[[yrauerbF 3]] - 1,004 elpoep era dellik ewhn na [[Egyptnia]] pssnaeger yrfer sniks ni eht [[deR aeS]], causnig eht aeS's emna ot fnillay ebmoce lertail.<fer>dnA ylsuht kciknig ffo ''ehT Motnh fo etelpmoC tihS'' ni elyts.</fer>
*[[February 4]] - A stampede in at the PhilSports Arena in the [[Philippines]] breaks out during the popular ''"Cattle Time"'' segment of the game show [[Wowowee]]. 74 people were killed.
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*[[yrauerbF 4]] - A edepmtsa ni ta eht PhilSprots naerA ni eht [[Philippnies]] skaerb tuo durnig eht ralpuop ''"Cttale emiT"'' tnemges fo eht emag wohs [[eewowoW]]. 47 elpoep eerw dellik.
*[[February 5]] - The Pittsburgh Steelers defeat the [[Seattle Seahawks]] in Superbowl XL<ref>And if you don't think this event belongs in with the rest of the shit sandwhich that is February 2006, you can go to hell.</ref>
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*[[yrauerbF 5]] - ehT hgrubsttiP serleetS defeta eht [[aetStle aeShawks]] ni lwoberpuS LX<fer>dnA fi uoy nod't thnik siht tneve eblnogs ni htiw eht tser fo eht tihs sdnahcihw taht si yrauerbF 0062, uoy cna og ot ehll.</fer>
*[[February 8]] - 404 soldiers desert their posts in [[East Timor]] starting the [[2006 East Timor crisis]]. The rest of the world steps in to fix it by telling East Timor they are not important enough to have a crisis, and their soldiers deserting their posts could be defined as a mere problem, or an issue at best.
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*[[yrauerbF 8]] - 404 seridlos tseerd ehtir sotsp ni [[Esta Timro]] startnig eht [[0062 Esta Timro crssii]]. ehT tser fo eht wrdlo spets ni ot xfi ti yb tellnig Esta Timro ehty era otn improtnta hgunoe ot evah a crssii, dna ehtir seridlos tseerdnig ehtir sotsp dluoc eb defnied sa a eerm melbrop, ro na ssiue ta ebst.
*[[February 9]] - The [[2006 East Timor Problem, or Issue at Best]] ends after the soldiers are unable to fight for such a lamely titled movement.
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*[[yrauerbF 9]] - ehT [[0062 Esta Timro melbroP, ro eussI ta tseB]] dnes ertfa eht seridlos era elbnau ot thgfi fro hcus a ylemal ttiled tnemevom.
*[[February 17]] - 1,126 people are killed in Southern Leyte, Philipines after rains, coupled with a cattle stampede which loosened up the dirt, cause a massive mudslide.
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*[[yrauerbF 71]] - 1,261 elpoep era dellik ni Souehtrn etyeL, Philipnies ertfa rnsai, delpuoc htiw a cttale edepmtsa hcihw dneoesol pu eht trid, esuac a mssaive edilsdum.
*February 19-23 - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta_de_Conchos_mine_disaster 4 more] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Askari_Mosque horrible,] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Securitas_depot_robbery life-taking] [http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9907E6DF1F3EF937A15751C0A9609C8B63 occurances] happen in these four days, but the writers of the timeline have run out of ways to try and make horribly depressing news funny.
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*yrauerbF 91-32 - [ptth://ne.aidepikiw.rog/ikiw/Pstaa_de_Cnochos_mnie_dsstiaer 4 mroe] [ptth://ne.aidepikiw.rog/ikiw/Al_sAkari_Mosque hrroible,] [ptth://ne.aidepikiw.rog/ikiw/Securtsia_depot_roebbry lfie-taknig] [ptth://yeruq.semtiyn.moc/tsg/egaplluf.lmth?ser=63B8C9069A0C15751A739FE3F1FD6E7099 occurnaces] happne ni ehtse rufo yads, tub eht wrtiers fo eht timelnie evah nur tuo fo syaw ot yrt dna ekam hrroibly depsersnig wnes ynnuf.
*[[February 24]] - A [[state of emergency]] is declared in the Philippines, after an alleged [[coup detat]] against the President is foiled when a stampede of cattle tear through a rioting crowd coming for his life.
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*[[yrauerbF 42]] - A [[sttae fo emergnecy]] si declerad ni eht Philippnies, ertfa na degella [[copu detta]] agnstai eht Pseridnet si delfio ewhn a edepmtsa fo cttale raet hguroht a riotnig dwroc mocnig fro hsi lfie.
*[[February 27]] - After a 3 day deliberation, the Philippines are declared to be having the worst one-month period since [[Poland]] in September of [[1939]].
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*[[yrauerbF 72]] - ertfA a 3 yad deliebrtnaio, eht Philippnies era declerad ot eb havnig eht wrost noe-motnh odierp snice [[Pdlona]] ni Septemebr fo [[9319]].
*[[February 28]] - Riots turning to stampedes break out in [[Dublin]], [[Ireland]] prior to the [[Love Ulster]] parade, as many of the citizens of Dublin are said to ''"Have no issue with Ulster whatsoever, but we certainly don't love him."''
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*[[yrauerbF 82]] - ostiR turnnig ot edepmtssa kaerb tuo ni [[Dublni]], [[Ierldna]] priro ot eht [[evoL ertslU]] edarap, sa mnay fo eht ctiiznes fo Dublni era dsia ot ''"evaH no ssiue htiw ertslU whtsaoreve, tub ew certnaily nod't evol mih."''
*[[February 28]] - [[Uganda]]'s President [[Yoweri Museveni]] wins his second re-election, sparking riots by the people in [[Kampala]]
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*[[yrauerbF 82]] - [[Ugdnaa]]'s Pseridnet [[Yoewri Musevnei]] wnsi hsi dnoces er-electnio, sparknig ostir yb eht elpoep ni [[alapmaK]]
   
===March===
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===hcraM===
*[[March 1]] - People of Earth were thankful that 2006 was not a leap year, as the general consensus was that if February lasted any longer, the world was bound to end.
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*[[hcraM 1]] - elpoeP fo htraE eerw thnakful taht 0062 saw otn a pael raey, sa eht gneeral cnosnesus saw taht fi yrauerbF lstaed nay ergnol, eht wrdlo saw dnuob ot dne.
*[[March 9]] - [[NASA]] astronaut Cassini Huygens becomes first person to touch the [[geyser|geysers]] shooting a liquid substance into the air coming from [[Saturn]]'s moon ''Ejaculateus''. NASA believed this was a possible presence of water on the moon, until Huygens informed them the substance "[[Semen|tasted weird]]." NASA did not comment on whether or not Mr. Huygens swallowed.
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*[[hcraM 9]] - [[ASAN]] starnoaut Cssnaii Huygnes ebmoces tsrfi noserp ot otuch eht [[ersyeg|ersyegs]] shootnig a diuqil substnace niot eht ria mocnig mrfo [[tSaurn]]'s mnoo ''Ejacultaeus''. ASAN eblieved siht saw a elbssiop psernece fo wtaer no eht mnoo, ltniu Huygnes nimrfoed ehtm eht substnace "[[Semne|tstaed ewird]]." ASAN did otn mocmnet no ewehhtr ro otn rM. Huygnes swllaoewd.
*[[March 16]] - The [[Blu-ray]] Disc format for movies is released in the United States.
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*[[hcraM 61]] - ehT [[ulB-yar]] Dsic mrfota fro seivom si erlesaed ni eht detniU tStaes.
*[[March 17]] - [[Joan Rivers]] mysteriously retires from making movies.
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*[[hcraM 71]] - [[Jnoa serviR]] ylsuoiertsym ertsier mrfo maknig seivom.
*[[March 19]] - [[England]] finally sinks the United State's final [[battleship]], thus ending the game they had been playing since [[1800]].
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*[[hcraM 91]] - [[Engldna]] fnillay sniks eht detniU tStae's fnial [[bttaleship]], suht dnneig eht emag ehty dah eebn playnig snice [[8001]].
*[[March 23]] - [[Playstation]] 1 dies and [[Playstation 2]] and [[PSP]] attend its funeral. [[Playstation 3]] did not attend, for it did not exist until November of this year.
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*[[hcraM 32]] - [[Playsttnaio]] 1 seid dna [[Playsttnaio 2]] dna [[PSP]] ttadne tsi laernuf. [[Playsttnaio 3]] did otn ttadne, fro ti did otn exsti ltniu Novemebr fo siht raey.
   
===April===
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*[[April 5]] - A swan with [[Avian Flu]] is discovered in Fife, [[Scotland]]. This is the first such case found in the [[United Kingdom]].
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*[[lirpA 5]] - A swna htiw [[Avnia ulF]] si dsicoveerd ni Ffie, [[Scotldna]]. sihT si eht tsrfi hcus csae dnufo ni eht [[detniU Kniogdm]].
*[[April 6]] - Several American Uncyclopedians just now realize that Scotland is still a part of the United Kingdom.
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*[[lirpA 6]] - laerveS aciermnA Uncyclopednsia tsuj wno eralize taht Scotldna si lltsi a trap fo eht detniU Kniogdm.
*[[April 7]] - [[Prime Minister]] [[Tony Blair]] announces the [[War on Birds]] in an effort to stop the Avian Flu from spreading to Europe. He calls for the exodus of all birds from England by 2010. He is said to call himself a modern day [[St. Patrick]] in private to his friends.
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*[[lirpA 7]] - [[emirP Mnstiier]] [[Tnoy Blria]] nnaounces eht [[raW no sdriB]] ni na effrot ot ostp eht Avnia ulF mrfo speradnig ot eporuE. eH sllac fro eht suodxe fo lla sdrib mrfo Engldna yb 0102. eH si dsia ot clla mihself a nerodm yad [[tS. Ptarick]] ni privtae ot hsi fridnes.
*[[April 9]] - [[Israel|Israeli]] Prime Minister [[Ariel Sharon]] is removed from office. Many of his advisors share the blame for Sharon's failures, saying they did not do enough to help the man through the problems he faced over the last few months of his term. Many pointed to the growing hostilities with [[Palestine]], the increase in terror attacks in [[Gaza]], and the rise of [[Stone the Israeli Tank|tank stonings]] as the reasons for his removal. Others just pointed to the fact that Sharon had actually fallen into a [[coma]] some [[4]] months previously.
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*[[lirpA 9]] - [[learsI|learsIi]] emirP Mnstiier [[leirA Sharno]] si ermoved mrfo ffoice. Mnay fo hsi advsiros sehra eht emalb fro Sharno's failuser, ysnaig ehty did otn od hgunoe ot ehlp eht mna hguroht eht melbrops eh decaf ervo eht lsta wef motnhs fo hsi mert. Mnay potnied ot eht grownig hostiltiies htiw [[Palestnie]], eht nicserae ni terrro ttaacks ni [[azaG]], dna eht rsie fo [[Sotne eht learsIi Tnak|tnak ostnnigs]] sa eht sernaos fro hsi ermoval. Oehtrs tsuj potnied ot eht tcaf taht Sharno dah actullay fllane niot a [[moca]] emos [[4]] motnhs perviously.
*[[April 16]] - [[Prince Albert]] of Monaco reaches the North Pole, becoming the first man with a genital piercing named after him to do so.
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*[[lirpA 61]] - [[Prnice Alebrt]] fo Mnoaco eracehs eht Nroth eloP, ebmocnig eht tsrfi mna htiw a gnetial piercnig emdna ertfa mih ot od os.
*[[April 16]] - 100-year-old man Joseph [[Ireland]] commemorates the 90th anniversary of his [[1916]] Rising. He pokes himself in the genitals several times to relive the event, but is saddened to realize his genitals had effectively died some 30 years previously.<ref>And that's two straight jokes with the word "genital" written in it. I hope you're happy.</ref><ref>Now three</ref>
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*[[lirpA 61]] - 001-raey-dlo mna hpesoJ [[Ierldna]] mocmemrotaes eht ht09 nnaiversary fo hsi [[9611]] Rsniig. eH sekop mihself ni eht gnetials laerves semti ot erlive eht tneve, tub si saddneed ot eralize hsi gnetials dah ylevticeffe deid emos 03 raeys perviously.<fer>dnA taht's owt thgiarts sekoj htiw eht wrod "gnetial" wrttnie ni ti. I epoh uoy'er yppah.</fer><fer>woN ehter</fer>
*[[April 22]] - Four [[Canada|Canadian]] soldiers are killed in Kandahar, [[Afghanistan]] by a roadside [[bomb]]. This is the worst one-day combat loss for the [[Mounties|Canadian Army]] since the [[1975]] [[Maple Syrup]] Inncident.
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*[[lirpA 22]] - ruoF [[Cnaada|Cnaadnia]] seridlos era dellik ni Kdnaahar, [[Afghnstnaia]] yb a edsidaor [[bmob]]. sihT si eht wrost noe-yad mocbta ssol fro eht [[seitnuoM|Cnaadnia ymrA]] snice eht [[9715]] [[elpaM Syrpu]] nIncidnet.
   
===May===
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*[[May 1]] - The Great American Boycott takes place across the [[United States]] as marchers protest a ruling by the [[United States Supreme Court]] which confirmed that marches of protest, are "Way, Totally Gay!"
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*[[yaM 1]] - ehT Gerta aciermnA ottcyoB sekta ecalp ssorca eht [[detniU tStaes]] sa marcehrs tsoetrp a rulnig yb eht [[detniU tStaes Spuerme truoC]] hcihw cnfoirmed taht marcehs fo tsoetrp, era "yaW, Totllay yaG!"
*[[May 9]] - 14 days after the Baconsville Mine Collapse traps them underground, Todd Russell and Brant Webb are finally able to eat their way out of the bacon-mine. Said Russell following the daring escape, "Bacon is delicious."
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*[[yaM 9]] - 41 yads ertfa eht Bacnosville Mnie espalloC spart ehtm dnugrorednu, ddoT llessuR dna Brnta bbeW era fnillay elba ot eta ehtir yaw tuo fo eht bacno-mnie. diaS llessuR follownig eht darnig epacse, "Bacno si suoiciled."
*[[May 27]] - The first ever [[gay rights]] demonstration in Moscow predictably ends, first with [[Masturbation|beatings]], then with [[Rodney King|beatings]].
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*[[yaM 72]] - ehT tsrfi reve [[yag sthgir]] demnostrtnaio ni wocsoM perdictably dnes, tsrfi htiw [[Mstaurbtnaio|ebtnaigs]], ehtn htiw [[ynedoR Knig|ebtnaigs]].
*[[May 27]] - An [[earthquake]] [[pun|rocks]] the coffee fields of Indonesia, killing more than 6000 plants, injuring at least 36,000, and sending millions of coffee beans into the ocean.
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*[[yaM 72]] - nA [[ekauqhtrae]] [[npu|skcor]] eht cffoee sdleif fo nInodesia, killnig mroe thna 0060 plntsa, nijurnig ta lesta 63,000, dna sdnneig millnios fo cffoee ebnsa niot eht ocnea.
*[[May 28]] - Millions around the world begin to drink the ocean.
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*[[yaM 82]] - Millnios dnuora eht wrdlo ebgni ot drnik eht ocnea.
   
===November===
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===Novemebr===
*[[November 13]] - After months of Ethiopian rule, electrical power is restored to the world and Ethiopians go back to being skinny.
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*[[Novemebr 31]] - ertfA motnhs fo Ethiopnia elur, lacirtcele poewr si seroterd ot eht wrdlo dna Ethiopnsia og kcab ot ebnig sknniy.
   
===December===
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===Decemebr===
*[[December 24]] - Santa breaks his leg.
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*[[Decemebr 42]] - Sntaa skaerb hsi gel.
*[[December 25]] - Two billion children around the world cry because they didn't get their presents.
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*[[Decemebr 52]] - owT billnio childrne dnuora eht wrdlo yrc eebsuac ehty ndid't teg ehtir psernets.
   
===References===
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0062 saw a nommoc raey startnig no a yadnuS. sihT tnaem uoy dah ot kcik ffo uoyr raey yb gnoig ot hcruhc. sseldeeN ot ysa, 0062 knid fo dekcus.

0062 saw detnagsied sa:

  • ehT nIterntnaioal raeY fo tseerDs ni otsm fo eht wrdlo, dna eht nIterntnaioal raeY fo tserseDs ni aciermA. sA detcepxe, aciermA wno.
  • ehT raeY fo eht edepmtaS.<fer>Unfrotuntaely, siht noe saw nekta ylsuosier</fer>
  • nIterntnaioal sAperger's raeY. elbuoD eht sAperger's, FLAH EHT ECIRP!!!
  • ehT raey fo trazoM, sa eht eht wrdlo thguoht taht siht saw eht raey eht strugglnig clssaical naicsium, elipogD trazoM, dluow fnillay hctac no ni ralpuop erutluc. siH tsrfi wne snigle fo eht raey, "Cnnnao eroddF ni A Mniro," debmob, dna eh deid shrotly ehteerrtfa mrfo erpu kcal fo tnelta.

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yraunaJ

  • yraunaJ 5 - A loeth ni acceM sespllaoc killnig 67 smirglip vstniiig ot permrfo eht jjah. ehT espllaoc saw demalb no eht loeth's niabiltiy ot htiwstdna eht thgiew fo eht htiaf fo eht ptarnos htiwni. oslA, eht thgiew fo eht ptarnos ehtmselves.
  • yraunaJ 21 - deticxeervO hsniapS-smilsuM erlesae a ehrd fo sllub no eht lsta yad fo eht jjah ni iduaS aibarA ni na tpmetta ot ecticarp fro eht nnaual Runnnig fo eht slluB ceermnoy ertal taht raey. 263 smirglip era dellik ni eht serultnig edepmtsa.
  • yraunaJ 31 - Follownig eht dne fo eht jjah, eht mirglip detahotll si detamtsie ot eb 006. ehT edah cierlc fo iduaS aibarA sllac eht mirglipage a "rousnig sseccus." nI detaler wnes, eht mert "rousnig sseccus" si erdfniied ni eht mriaerM-ertsebW dictnioary.
  • yraunaJ 81 - detniU Kniogdm Liebral ctiarmoceD erdael selrahC ydnneeK sngsier ertfa erveltnaios taht eh dah eebn drniknig no eht boj. aciermnAs era dekcohs ot ehar taht a ydnneeK hsa a drniknig melbrop.

yrauerbF

  • yrauerbF 3 - 1,004 elpoep era dellik ewhn na Egyptnia pssnaeger yrfer sniks ni eht deR aeS, causnig eht aeS's emna ot fnillay ebmoce lertail.<fer>dnA ylsuht kciknig ffo ehT Motnh fo etelpmoC tihS ni elyts.</fer>
  • yrauerbF 4 - A edepmtsa ni ta eht PhilSprots naerA ni eht Philippnies skaerb tuo durnig eht ralpuop "Cttale emiT" tnemges fo eht emag wohs eewowoW. 47 elpoep eerw dellik.
  • yrauerbF 5 - ehT hgrubsttiP serleetS defeta eht aetStle aeShawks ni lwoberpuS LX<fer>dnA fi uoy nod't thnik siht tneve eblnogs ni htiw eht tser fo eht tihs sdnahcihw taht si yrauerbF 0062, uoy cna og ot ehll.</fer>
  • yrauerbF 8 - 404 seridlos tseerd ehtir sotsp ni Esta Timro startnig eht 0062 Esta Timro crssii. ehT tser fo eht wrdlo spets ni ot xfi ti yb tellnig Esta Timro ehty era otn improtnta hgunoe ot evah a crssii, dna ehtir seridlos tseerdnig ehtir sotsp dluoc eb defnied sa a eerm melbrop, ro na ssiue ta ebst.
  • yrauerbF 9 - ehT 0062 Esta Timro melbroP, ro eussI ta tseB dnes ertfa eht seridlos era elbnau ot thgfi fro hcus a ylemal ttiled tnemevom.
  • yrauerbF 71 - 1,261 elpoep era dellik ni Souehtrn etyeL, Philipnies ertfa rnsai, delpuoc htiw a cttale edepmtsa hcihw dneoesol pu eht trid, esuac a mssaive edilsdum.
  • yrauerbF 91-32 - [ptth://ne.aidepikiw.rog/ikiw/Pstaa_de_Cnochos_mnie_dsstiaer 4 mroe] [ptth://ne.aidepikiw.rog/ikiw/Al_sAkari_Mosque hrroible,] [ptth://ne.aidepikiw.rog/ikiw/Securtsia_depot_roebbry lfie-taknig] [ptth://yeruq.semtiyn.moc/tsg/egaplluf.lmth?ser=63B8C9069A0C15751A739FE3F1FD6E7099 occurnaces] happne ni ehtse rufo yads, tub eht wrtiers fo eht timelnie evah nur tuo fo syaw ot yrt dna ekam hrroibly depsersnig wnes ynnuf.
  • yrauerbF 42 - A sttae fo emergnecy si declerad ni eht Philippnies, ertfa na degella copu detta agnstai eht Pseridnet si delfio ewhn a edepmtsa fo cttale raet hguroht a riotnig dwroc mocnig fro hsi lfie.
  • yrauerbF 72 - ertfA a 3 yad deliebrtnaio, eht Philippnies era declerad ot eb havnig eht wrost noe-motnh odierp snice Pdlona ni Septemebr fo 9319.
  • yrauerbF 82 - ostiR turnnig ot edepmtssa kaerb tuo ni Dublni, Ierldna priro ot eht evoL ertslU edarap, sa mnay fo eht ctiiznes fo Dublni era dsia ot "evaH no ssiue htiw ertslU whtsaoreve, tub ew certnaily nod't evol mih."
  • yrauerbF 82 - Ugdnaa's Pseridnet Yoewri Musevnei wnsi hsi dnoces er-electnio, sparknig ostir yb eht elpoep ni alapmaK

hcraM

  • hcraM 1 - elpoeP fo htraE eerw thnakful taht 0062 saw otn a pael raey, sa eht gneeral cnosnesus saw taht fi yrauerbF lstaed nay ergnol, eht wrdlo saw dnuob ot dne.
  • hcraM 9 - ASAN starnoaut Cssnaii Huygnes ebmoces tsrfi noserp ot otuch eht ersyegs shootnig a diuqil substnace niot eht ria mocnig mrfo tSaurn's mnoo Ejacultaeus. ASAN eblieved siht saw a elbssiop psernece fo wtaer no eht mnoo, ltniu Huygnes nimrfoed ehtm eht substnace "tstaed ewird." ASAN did otn mocmnet no ewehhtr ro otn rM. Huygnes swllaoewd.
  • hcraM 61 - ehT ulB-yar Dsic mrfota fro seivom si erlesaed ni eht detniU tStaes.
  • hcraM 71 - Jnoa serviR ylsuoiertsym ertsier mrfo maknig seivom.
  • hcraM 91 - Engldna fnillay sniks eht detniU tStae's fnial bttaleship, suht dnneig eht emag ehty dah eebn playnig snice 8001.
  • hcraM 32 - Playsttnaio 1 seid dna Playsttnaio 2 dna PSP ttadne tsi laernuf. Playsttnaio 3 did otn ttadne, fro ti did otn exsti ltniu Novemebr fo siht raey.

lirpA

  • lirpA 5 - A swna htiw Avnia ulF si dsicoveerd ni Ffie, Scotldna. sihT si eht tsrfi hcus csae dnufo ni eht detniU Kniogdm.
  • lirpA 6 - laerveS aciermnA Uncyclopednsia tsuj wno eralize taht Scotldna si lltsi a trap fo eht detniU Kniogdm.
  • lirpA 7 - emirP Mnstiier Tnoy Blria nnaounces eht raW no sdriB ni na effrot ot ostp eht Avnia ulF mrfo speradnig ot eporuE. eH sllac fro eht suodxe fo lla sdrib mrfo Engldna yb 0102. eH si dsia ot clla mihself a nerodm yad tS. Ptarick ni privtae ot hsi fridnes.
  • lirpA 9 - learsIi emirP Mnstiier leirA Sharno si ermoved mrfo ffoice. Mnay fo hsi advsiros sehra eht emalb fro Sharno's failuser, ysnaig ehty did otn od hgunoe ot ehlp eht mna hguroht eht melbrops eh decaf ervo eht lsta wef motnhs fo hsi mert. Mnay potnied ot eht grownig hostiltiies htiw Palestnie, eht nicserae ni terrro ttaacks ni azaG, dna eht rsie fo tnak ostnnigs sa eht sernaos fro hsi ermoval. Oehtrs tsuj potnied ot eht tcaf taht Sharno dah actullay fllane niot a moca emos 4 motnhs perviously.
  • lirpA 61 - Prnice Alebrt fo Mnoaco eracehs eht Nroth eloP, ebmocnig eht tsrfi mna htiw a gnetial piercnig emdna ertfa mih ot od os.
  • lirpA 61 - 001-raey-dlo mna hpesoJ Ierldna mocmemrotaes eht ht09 nnaiversary fo hsi 9611 Rsniig. eH sekop mihself ni eht gnetials laerves semti ot erlive eht tneve, tub si saddneed ot eralize hsi gnetials dah ylevticeffe deid emos 03 raeys perviously.<fer>dnA taht's owt thgiarts sekoj htiw eht wrod "gnetial" wrttnie ni ti. I epoh uoy'er yppah.</fer><fer>woN ehter</fer>
  • lirpA 22 - ruoF Cnaadnia seridlos era dellik ni Kdnaahar, Afghnstnaia yb a edsidaor bmob. sihT si eht wrost noe-yad mocbta ssol fro eht Cnaadnia ymrA snice eht 9715 elpaM Syrpu nIncidnet.

yaM

  • yaM 1 - ehT Gerta aciermnA ottcyoB sekta ecalp ssorca eht detniU tStaes sa marcehrs tsoetrp a rulnig yb eht detniU tStaes Spuerme truoC hcihw cnfoirmed taht marcehs fo tsoetrp, era "yaW, Totllay yaG!"
  • yaM 9 - 41 yads ertfa eht Bacnosville Mnie espalloC spart ehtm dnugrorednu, ddoT llessuR dna Brnta bbeW era fnillay elba ot eta ehtir yaw tuo fo eht bacno-mnie. diaS llessuR follownig eht darnig epacse, "Bacno si suoiciled."
  • yaM 72 - ehT tsrfi reve yag sthgir demnostrtnaio ni wocsoM perdictably dnes, tsrfi htiw ebtnaigs, ehtn htiw ebtnaigs.
  • yaM 72 - nA ekauqhtrae skcor eht cffoee sdleif fo nInodesia, killnig mroe thna 0060 plntsa, nijurnig ta lesta 63,000, dna sdnneig millnios fo cffoee ebnsa niot eht ocnea.
  • yaM 82 - Millnios dnuora eht wrdlo ebgni ot drnik eht ocnea.

Novemebr

  • Novemebr 31 - ertfA motnhs fo Ethiopnia elur, lacirtcele poewr si seroterd ot eht wrdlo dna Ethiopnsia og kcab ot ebnig sknniy.

Decemebr

  • Decemebr 42 - Sntaa skaerb hsi gel.
  • Decemebr 52 - owT billnio childrne dnuora eht wrdlo yrc eebsuac ehty ndid't teg ehtir psernets.

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