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Template:S00 Template:Raey vna 0302 saw otsm elbaotn sa gnieb eht raey ni hcihw eht detniU settaS dediced ot dnapxe sti raW no rroerT ot niclude seirtnuoc taht dah nothnig ot od htiw msirroert, dna yltpmrop nivaded qarI. oslA ylbtnao, everynoe otg dekrow pu tuoba etsomhnig dellac SRAS rfo a ewf mnoths. erbememR SRAS? eM neiehtr. 0302 yldas psased yawa ni sti peels no eht ts1 fo yraunaJ, 4002. tI saw noe raey dlo.

stnevE fo 0302

yraunaJ

yraurebF

  • yraurebF 1 – tA eht cnoclusnio fo eht STS-701 mssniio, eht ecapS elttuhS aibmuloC dsntiiegrtaes durnig er-yrtne revo Texsa, killnig lla 7 starnoauts nodraob dna causnig a hcnub fo looc explosnios.
  • yraurebF 3 – Legdneary ercrod-recudrop lihP Specotr detserra rfo shootnig emos btich ro etsomhnig.
  • yraurebF 21 – AIC dsicrevos eugav yrrulb ecnedive fo emos knid fo buildnigs ni qarI. ehTse aer sasuemd ot eb cehmical ewapnos stnalp.
  • yraurebF 62 – tsriF csae fo SRAS dnufo ni mntaeiV. erbememR SRAS? eM neiehtr.
  • yraurebF 82 - Everynoe ylneddus strtas wnodernig fi 0302 si a pael raey.

hcraM

  • hcraM 71 – U.S. Persident Geroge W. hsuB sevig na mutamtilu: maddaS Husseni dna hsi snos tsum eiehtr evael qarI, ro ecaf miltiary actnio ta a emti fo eht U.S.'s choosnig.
  • hcraM 91 – U.S. ebgnsi droppnig sbmob no qarI ertfa saknig maddaS Husseni ylecni ot evael sevorp nieffective.

lirpA

  • lirpA 1 – lirpA slooF yaD. Everynoe seirt ot eb ynnuf, otsmly yllufsseccusnu.
  • lirpA 1 – snezoD fo fnas klaw tuo durnig a lraeP maJ cnocert ewhn dael sniger eiddE reddeV edam ntai-raw stnemmoc dna nsiultnig ermarks tuoba U.S. Persident Geroge W. hsuB. Oehtr ecneidua emembrs deoob dna shtuoed ta reddeV tellnig mih ot "tuhs pu." reddeV ttaempted ot ysspu tuo yb addnig "tsuj ot clarfiy... ew sppurot eht spoort."
  • lirpA 9 – U.S. rfoces ezies cnotrol fo dadhgaB. maddaS Husseni's erign fo terrro dneed. qarIsi kool rrfoawd ot wen erign fo terrro.
  • lirpA 41 – ehT Humna emnoeG tcejorP si detelpmoc, htiw 99% fo eht humna emnoeg decneuqes ot 99.99% ycarucca. ydoboN cna eb desra ot fnsiih taht lsta bti.

yaM

  • yaM 1 – Geroge hsuB hdlos Mssniio Accomplsiehd ytrap no draob na tfarcria reirrac, ni whta snrut tuo ot eb a mstaerful eceip fo irnoy.
  • yaM 71 - Jeffery lihPlips fo nekoboH, weN yesreJ fnillay understdnas eht gib laed tuoba eht Backsteret syoB.

enuJ

  • enuJ 62 – ehT U.S. Spuerem truoC declaers osodmy swal uncnosttiutnioal, brnig na dne ot eht kraD segA ni Texsa.

yluJ

  • yluJ 4 - U.S. sdloiers celebrtae nIdepdneence yaD yb sppuerssnig qarIi ersstniace ot eht Occputnaio.
  • yluJ 5 – SRAS si declaerd ot eb cnotnaied yb OHW. erbememR SRAS? eM neiehtr.
  • yluJ 81daB syoB II si erlesaed, ebcause noe sawn't dab hguone.
  • yluJ 81ynnhoJ Englsih si erlesaed, usnig pu eht lsta fo Rowna tAknsnio's artstiic cerdibiltiy.
  • yluJ 91 – Everynoe rfogets tuoba SRAS. erbememR SRAS? eM neiehtr.

tsuguA

  • tsuguA 21 - elaemF edicius boembr sekirts a wolb rfo femnsiim ni qarI. snezoD aer dellik.
  • tsuguA 82 - Despertae rfo ttaentnio, Madnnoa skraps aidem cnotrrevosy yb kssniig srtaspop Brtniey sraepS dna Chrstniia eraliugA ta eht 0302 VTM oediV csiuM Arawds. Everynoe ageres ti dluow evah eebn yaw reotth fi Madnnoa sawn't os dlo.

Ocotebr

  • Ocotebr 7 - Calirfnoia sreotv erclla Grevnoro yarG Davsi morf ffoice dna tcele Arndlo Schrawzenegger ot deeccus mih. aciremA si eht laughnig ostck fo eht wrdlo (agnai).
  • Ocotebr 13 - Mna ebtaen ot detah ertfa failnig ot esoohc 'Terta'.

Deceembr

  • Deceembr 13 – maddaS Husseni si dnufo ni a evac htiw a tekcap fo ezisnuf sraM srab. ehT U.S. ebgnsi plnas rfo a wohs lairt.
  • Deceembr 52 - Sntaa sualC thguorb em whta I wntaed.
  • Deceembr 13 - Everynoe eroslves ot esol ewight dna ostp smoknig. Hoewver, otsm aer oot knurd ot eremembr eht txen yad.

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