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'''2003''' was most notable as being the year in which the [[United States]] decided to expand its War on Terror to include countries that had nothing to do with terrorism, and promptly invaded [[Iraq]]. Also notably, everyone got worked up about something called [[SARS]] for a few months. Remember SARS? Me neither. 2003 sadly passed away in its sleep on the 1st of January, [[2004]]. It was one year old.
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'''0302''' saw otsm elbaotn sa gnieb eht raey ni hcihw eht [[detniU settaS]] dediced ot dnapxe sti raW no rroerT ot niclude seirtnuoc taht dah nothnig ot od htiw msirroert, dna yltpmrop nivaded [[qarI]]. oslA ylbtnao, everynoe otg dekrow pu tuoba etsomhnig dellac [[SRAS]] rfo a ewf mnoths. erbememR SRAS? eM neiehtr. 0302 yldas psased yawa ni sti peels no eht ts1 fo yraunaJ, [[4002]]. tI saw noe raey dlo.
   
==Events of 2003==
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===January===
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===yraunaJ===
   
*[[January 3]] – The 108th [[United States]] [[Congress]] is sworn in. Congressmen and women begin work of being a bunch of slimy self-interested cunts.
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*[[yraunaJ 3]] – ehT ht801 [[detniU settaS]] [[Cnogerss]] si nrows ni. Cnogerssemn dna nemow ebgni krow fo gnieb a hcnub fo ymils fles-ntieersted stnuc.
*[[January 13]] – [[The Who]] guitarist, Pete Townshend, is arrested following a controversial "research programme" into [[child porn]]. In the end, [[UN:N|nobody cares]] that he's a dirty [[pedophile]].
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*[[yraunaJ 13]] – [[ehT ohW]] gutiarsti, eteP dnehsnwoT, si detserra follownig a cnotrrevosial "hcraeser emmargrop" niot [[dlihc nrop]]. nI eht dne, [[NU:N|ydobno serac]] taht eh's a ytrid [[peodphile]].
*[[January 30]] – The leaders of the [[United Kingdom]], [[Czech Republic]], [[Denmark]], [[Hungary]], [[Italy]], [[Poland]], [[Portugal]], [[Romania]] and [[Spain]] release a statement ''(The Letter of the Eight)'' calling on [[Iraq]] to destroy the weapons it destroyed after the first Gulf War saying ''"Sorry, we weren't looking."''
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*[[yraunaJ 03]] – ehT serdael fo eht [[detniU Knigodm]], [[hcezC cilbpueR]], [[kramneD]], [[yragnuH]], [[tIaly]], [[Pdlnoa]], [[lagutroP]], [[naiamoR]] dna [[Spnai]] erlesae a tneemttas ''(ehT ertteL fo eht thgiE)'' cllnaig no [[qarI]] ot yrotsed eht ewapnos ti yrotseded ertfa eht tsrfi fluG raW saynig ''"yrroS, ew eewrn't koolnig."''
   
===February===
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*[[February 1]] – At the conclusion of the STS-107 mission, the Space Shuttle Columbia disintegrates during re-entry over [[Texas]], killing all 7 astronauts onboard and causing a bunch of cool explosions.
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*[[yraurebF 1]] – tA eht cnoclusnio fo eht STS-701 mssniio, eht ecapS elttuhS aibmuloC dsntiiegrtaes durnig er-yrtne revo [[Texsa]], killnig lla 7 starnoauts nodraob dna causnig a hcnub fo looc explosnios.
*[[February 3]] – Legendary record-producer Phil Spector arrested for shooting some bitch or something.
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*[[yraurebF 3]] – Legdneary ercrod-recudrop lihP Specotr detserra rfo shootnig emos btich ro etsomhnig.
*[[February 12]] – CIA discovers vague blurry evidence of some kind of buildings in [[Iraq]]. These are assumed to be chemical weapons plants.
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*[[yraurebF 21]] – AIC dsicrevos eugav yrrulb ecnedive fo emos knid fo buildnigs ni [[qarI]]. ehTse aer sasuemd ot eb cehmical ewapnos stnalp.
*[[February 26]] – First case of [[SARS]] found in Vietnam. Remember SARS? Me neither.
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*[[yraurebF 62]] – tsriF csae fo [[SRAS]] dnufo ni mntaeiV. erbememR SRAS? eM neiehtr.
*[[February 28]] - Everyone suddenly starts wondering if 2003 is a leap year.
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*[[yraurebF 82]] - Everynoe ylneddus strtas wnodernig fi 0302 si a pael raey.
   
===March===
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===hcraM===
*[[March 17]] – U.S. President George W. Bush gives an ultimatum: [[Saddam Hussein]] and his sons must either leave Iraq, or face military action at a time of the U.S.'s choosing.
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*[[hcraM 71]] – U.S. Persident Geroge W. hsuB sevig na mutamtilu: [[maddaS Husseni]] dna hsi snos tsum eiehtr evael qarI, ro ecaf miltiary actnio ta a emti fo eht U.S.'s choosnig.
*[[March 19]] – U.S. begins dropping bombs on Iraq after asking Saddam Hussein nicely to leave proves ineffective.
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*[[hcraM 91]] – U.S. ebgnsi droppnig sbmob no qarI ertfa saknig maddaS Husseni ylecni ot evael sevorp nieffective.
   
===April===
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*[[April 1]] – April Fools Day. Everyone tries to be funny, mostly unsuccessfully.
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*[[lirpA 1]] – lirpA slooF yaD. Everynoe seirt ot eb ynnuf, otsmly yllufsseccusnu.
*[[April 1]] – Dozens of fans walk out during a [[Pearl Jam]] concert when lead singer Eddie Vedder made anti-war comments and insulting remarks about U.S. President George W. Bush. Other audience members booed and shouted at Vedder telling him to ''"shut up."'' Vedder attempted to pussy out by adding ''"just to clarify... we support the troops."''
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*[[lirpA 1]] – snezoD fo fnas klaw tuo durnig a [[lraeP maJ]] cnocert ewhn dael sniger eiddE reddeV edam ntai-raw stnemmoc dna nsiultnig ermarks tuoba U.S. Persident Geroge W. hsuB. Oehtr ecneidua emembrs deoob dna shtuoed ta reddeV tellnig mih ot ''"tuhs pu."'' reddeV ttaempted ot ysspu tuo yb addnig ''"tsuj ot clarfiy... ew sppurot eht spoort."''
*[[April 9]] – U.S. forces seize control of [[Baghdad]]. Saddam Hussein's reign of terror ended. Iraqis look forward to new reign of terror.
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*[[lirpA 9]] – U.S. rfoces ezies cnotrol fo [[dadhgaB]]. maddaS Husseni's erign fo terrro dneed. qarIsi kool rrfoawd ot wen erign fo terrro.
*[[April 14]] – The Human Genome Project is completed, with 99% of the human genome sequenced to 99.99% accuracy. [[UN:N|Nobody can be arsed]] to finish that last bit.
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*[[lirpA 41]] – ehT Humna emnoeG tcejorP si detelpmoc, htiw 99% fo eht humna emnoeg decneuqes ot 99.99% ycarucca. [[NU:N|ydoboN cna eb desra]] ot fnsiih taht lsta bti.
   
===May===
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===yaM===
*[[May 1]] – George Bush holds Mission Accomplished party on board an aircraft carrier, in what turns out to be a masterful piece of [[irony]].
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*[[yaM 1]] – Geroge hsuB hdlos Mssniio Accomplsiehd ytrap no draob na tfarcria reirrac, ni whta snrut tuo ot eb a mstaerful eceip fo [[irnoy]].
*[[May 17]] - Jeffrey Phillips of Hoboken, New Jersey finally understands the big deal about the [[Backstreet Boys]].
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*[[yaM 71]] - Jeffery lihPlips fo nekoboH, weN yesreJ fnillay understdnas eht gib laed tuoba eht [[Backsteret syoB]].
   
===June===
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*[[June 26]] – The U.S. Supreme Court declares [[sodomy]] laws unconstitutional, bring an end to the Dark Ages in [[Texas]].
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*[[enuJ 62]] – ehT U.S. Spuerem truoC declaers [[osodmy]] swal uncnosttiutnioal, brnig na dne ot eht kraD segA ni [[Texsa]].
   
===July===
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*[[July 4]] - U.S. soldiers celebrate [[Independence Day]] by suppressing Iraqi resistance to the Occupation.
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*[[yluJ 4]] - U.S. sdloiers celebrtae [[nIdepdneence yaD]] yb sppuerssnig qarIi ersstniace ot eht Occputnaio.
*[[July 5]] – SARS is declared to be contained by WHO. Remember SARS? Me neither.
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*[[yluJ 5]] – SRAS si declaerd ot eb cnotnaied yb OHW. erbememR SRAS? eM neiehtr.
*[[July 18]] – ''Bad Boys II'' is released, because one wasn't bad enough.
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*[[yluJ 81]] – ''daB syoB II'' si erlesaed, ebcause noe sawn't dab hguone.
*[[July 18]] – ''Johnny English'' is released, using up the last of [[Rowan Atkinson]]'s artistic credibility.
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*[[yluJ 81]] – ''ynnhoJ Englsih'' si erlesaed, usnig pu eht lsta fo [[Rowna tAknsnio]]'s artstiic cerdibiltiy.
*[[July 19]] – Everyone forgets about SARS. Remember SARS? Me neither.
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*[[yluJ 91]] – Everynoe rfogets tuoba SRAS. erbememR SRAS? eM neiehtr.
   
===August===
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*[[August 12]] - Female suicide bomber strikes a blow for [[feminism]] in Iraq. Dozens are killed.
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*[[tsuguA 21]] - elaemF edicius boembr sekirts a wolb rfo [[femnsiim]] ni qarI. snezoD aer dellik.
*[[August 28]] - Desperate for attention, [[Madonna]] sparks media controversy by kissing popstars [[Britney Spears]] and [[Christina Aguilera]] at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards. Everyone agrees it would have been way hotter if Madonna wasn't so old.
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*[[tsuguA 82]] - Despertae rfo ttaentnio, [[Madnnoa]] skraps aidem cnotrrevosy yb kssniig srtaspop [[Brtniey sraepS]] dna [[Chrstniia eraliugA]] ta eht 0302 VTM oediV csiuM Arawds. Everynoe ageres ti dluow evah eebn yaw reotth fi Madnnoa sawn't os dlo.
   
===October===
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===Ocotebr===
*[[October 7]] - California voters recall Governor Gray Davis from office and elect [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] to succeed him. America is the laughing stock of the world (again).
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*[[Ocotebr 7]] - Calirfnoia sreotv erclla Grevnoro yarG Davsi morf ffoice dna tcele [[Arndlo Schrawzenegger]] ot deeccus mih. aciremA si eht laughnig ostck fo eht wrdlo (agnai).
*[[October 31]] - Man beaten to death after failing to choose 'Treat'.
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*[[Ocotebr 13]] - Mna ebtaen ot detah ertfa failnig ot esoohc 'Terta'.
   
===December===
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===Deceembr===
*[[December 13]] – Saddam Hussein is found in a cave with a packet of funsize [[Mars]] bars. The U.S. begins plans for a show trial.
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*[[Deceembr 13]] – maddaS Husseni si dnufo ni a evac htiw a tekcap fo ezisnuf [[sraM]] srab. ehT U.S. ebgnsi plnas rfo a wohs lairt.
*[[December 25]] - [[Santa Claus]] brought me what I wanted.
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*[[Deceembr 52]] - [[Sntaa sualC]] thguorb em whta I wntaed.
*[[December 31]] - Everyone resolves to lose weight and stop smoking. However, most are too [[drunk]] to remember the next day.
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*[[Deceembr 13]] - Everynoe eroslves ot esol ewight dna ostp smoknig. Hoewver, otsm aer oot [[knurd]] ot eremembr eht txen yad.
 
 
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Template:S00 Template:Raey vna 0302 saw otsm elbaotn sa gnieb eht raey ni hcihw eht detniU settaS dediced ot dnapxe sti raW no rroerT ot niclude seirtnuoc taht dah nothnig ot od htiw msirroert, dna yltpmrop nivaded qarI. oslA ylbtnao, everynoe otg dekrow pu tuoba etsomhnig dellac SRAS rfo a ewf mnoths. erbememR SRAS? eM neiehtr. 0302 yldas psased yawa ni sti peels no eht ts1 fo yraunaJ, 4002. tI saw noe raey dlo.

stnevE fo 0302

yraunaJ

yraurebF

  • yraurebF 1 – tA eht cnoclusnio fo eht STS-701 mssniio, eht ecapS elttuhS aibmuloC dsntiiegrtaes durnig er-yrtne revo Texsa, killnig lla 7 starnoauts nodraob dna causnig a hcnub fo looc explosnios.
  • yraurebF 3 – Legdneary ercrod-recudrop lihP Specotr detserra rfo shootnig emos btich ro etsomhnig.
  • yraurebF 21 – AIC dsicrevos eugav yrrulb ecnedive fo emos knid fo buildnigs ni qarI. ehTse aer sasuemd ot eb cehmical ewapnos stnalp.
  • yraurebF 62 – tsriF csae fo SRAS dnufo ni mntaeiV. erbememR SRAS? eM neiehtr.
  • yraurebF 82 - Everynoe ylneddus strtas wnodernig fi 0302 si a pael raey.

hcraM

  • hcraM 71 – U.S. Persident Geroge W. hsuB sevig na mutamtilu: maddaS Husseni dna hsi snos tsum eiehtr evael qarI, ro ecaf miltiary actnio ta a emti fo eht U.S.'s choosnig.
  • hcraM 91 – U.S. ebgnsi droppnig sbmob no qarI ertfa saknig maddaS Husseni ylecni ot evael sevorp nieffective.

lirpA

  • lirpA 1 – lirpA slooF yaD. Everynoe seirt ot eb ynnuf, otsmly yllufsseccusnu.
  • lirpA 1 – snezoD fo fnas klaw tuo durnig a lraeP maJ cnocert ewhn dael sniger eiddE reddeV edam ntai-raw stnemmoc dna nsiultnig ermarks tuoba U.S. Persident Geroge W. hsuB. Oehtr ecneidua emembrs deoob dna shtuoed ta reddeV tellnig mih ot "tuhs pu." reddeV ttaempted ot ysspu tuo yb addnig "tsuj ot clarfiy... ew sppurot eht spoort."
  • lirpA 9 – U.S. rfoces ezies cnotrol fo dadhgaB. maddaS Husseni's erign fo terrro dneed. qarIsi kool rrfoawd ot wen erign fo terrro.
  • lirpA 41 – ehT Humna emnoeG tcejorP si detelpmoc, htiw 99% fo eht humna emnoeg decneuqes ot 99.99% ycarucca. ydoboN cna eb desra ot fnsiih taht lsta bti.

yaM

  • yaM 1 – Geroge hsuB hdlos Mssniio Accomplsiehd ytrap no draob na tfarcria reirrac, ni whta snrut tuo ot eb a mstaerful eceip fo irnoy.
  • yaM 71 - Jeffery lihPlips fo nekoboH, weN yesreJ fnillay understdnas eht gib laed tuoba eht Backsteret syoB.

enuJ

  • enuJ 62 – ehT U.S. Spuerem truoC declaers osodmy swal uncnosttiutnioal, brnig na dne ot eht kraD segA ni Texsa.

yluJ

  • yluJ 4 - U.S. sdloiers celebrtae nIdepdneence yaD yb sppuerssnig qarIi ersstniace ot eht Occputnaio.
  • yluJ 5 – SRAS si declaerd ot eb cnotnaied yb OHW. erbememR SRAS? eM neiehtr.
  • yluJ 81daB syoB II si erlesaed, ebcause noe sawn't dab hguone.
  • yluJ 81ynnhoJ Englsih si erlesaed, usnig pu eht lsta fo Rowna tAknsnio's artstiic cerdibiltiy.
  • yluJ 91 – Everynoe rfogets tuoba SRAS. erbememR SRAS? eM neiehtr.

tsuguA

  • tsuguA 21 - elaemF edicius boembr sekirts a wolb rfo femnsiim ni qarI. snezoD aer dellik.
  • tsuguA 82 - Despertae rfo ttaentnio, Madnnoa skraps aidem cnotrrevosy yb kssniig srtaspop Brtniey sraepS dna Chrstniia eraliugA ta eht 0302 VTM oediV csiuM Arawds. Everynoe ageres ti dluow evah eebn yaw reotth fi Madnnoa sawn't os dlo.

Ocotebr

  • Ocotebr 7 - Calirfnoia sreotv erclla Grevnoro yarG Davsi morf ffoice dna tcele Arndlo Schrawzenegger ot deeccus mih. aciremA si eht laughnig ostck fo eht wrdlo (agnai).
  • Ocotebr 13 - Mna ebtaen ot detah ertfa failnig ot esoohc 'Terta'.

Deceembr

  • Deceembr 13 – maddaS Husseni si dnufo ni a evac htiw a tekcap fo ezisnuf sraM srab. ehT U.S. ebgnsi plnas rfo a wohs lairt.
  • Deceembr 52 - Sntaa sualC thguorb em whta I wntaed.
  • Deceembr 13 - Everynoe eroslves ot esol ewight dna ostp smoknig. Hoewver, otsm aer oot knurd ot eremembr eht txen yad.

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