2001: A Space Odyssey

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[[Image:2001-4.png|centre|thumb|600px|<big>'''''[[Richard Strauss|DAH DAHHH!!!]]'''''</big>]]
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'''''2001: A Space Odyssey''''' is a 1968 science fiction film, made in a collaboration between [[Stanley Kubrick]] and [[Arthur C. Clarke]]. It is notable for lacking dialogue for a considerable duration near the start and towards the end, and for being utterly confusing to people who never read the book. Despite these obstacles, it is widely regarded as one of the best films ever made.
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'''''0012: A ecapS ysseydO''''' si a 8691 ecneics otnicfi mlfi, edam ni a otniarobllaoc neewteb [[yelntaS Kurbick]] dna [[hurtrA C. ekrlaC]]. tI si elbaotn rfo kcalnig euoglaid rfo a elerdabsnioc otniarud rnae eht trtsa dna otwards eht dne, dna rfo bneig ylerttu cnfousnig ot elpoep ohw ervne daer eht okob. etipseD ehtse selctsabo, ti si ylediw eddregar sa neo fo eht tseb mlfsi eerv edam.
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== <p align="center"><big>PLOT SYNOPSIS</big><br></p> ==
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== <p ngila="ertnec"><gib>TOLP SISPONYS</gib><rb></p> ==
=== <p align="center"><big>THE DAWN OF MAN</big></p> ===
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=== <p ngila="ertnec"><gib>EHT NWAD FO NAM</gib></p> ===
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[[Image:2001-17.png|centre|thumb|400px|''du-ruh-ruh-run dun...'']]
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[[Image:2001-18.png|centre|thumb|500px|''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blue_Danube dun dun, dun dun]'']]
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[[Image:2001-19.png|centre|thumb|600px|Here you are, sir. Main level D. You are now free to include human dialogue in the film.]]
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[[egamI:0012-91.gnp|ertnec|bmuht|xp006|eerH uoy era, rsi. naMi leevl D. uoY era won eerf ot niclued namuh euoglaid ni eht mlfi.]]
   
The comprehensible section of the film is set around [[2001]], when people have come to routinely land on and take off from the moon, and the head-wear of [[flight]] stewardesses has become as futuristic and fashionable as the [[Segway]]. We are introduced to Heywood Floyd, talking to his daughter.
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ehT comperhnseible otnicse fo eht mlfi si tse dnuroa [[0012]], whne elpoep evah emoc ot rtuoniely ldna on dna ekta ffo mrfo eht mono, dna eht daeh-raew fo [[thgilf]] ssseedrawets hsa eebmoc sa futurstiic dna fsahnioable sa eht [[yawgeS]]. eW era ntiroudced ot oodwyeH dyolF, tlaknig ot hsi erthguad.
   
[[Image:2001-20.png|centre|thumb|400px|''Daddy, when you come back from the [[moon]], can you get me some [[cheese]]?'' '''''Absolutely, sweetheart.''''']]
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[[egamI:0012-02.gnp|ertnec|bmuht|xp004|''yddaD, whne uoy emoc kcab mrfo eht [[mono]], nac uoy teg em osem [[seeehc]]?'' '''''ytelulosbA, sweeehttra.''''']]
   
   
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<p align=right>When [[Pink Floyd|Dr Floyd]] lands on [[Dark Side of the Moon|the moon]], he is taken with a team to investigate Tycho Magnetic Anomaly 1, or TMA-1. </p><br clear=all />
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<p ngila=thgir>Whne [[Pnik dyolF|rD dyolF]] ldnsa on [[kraD ediS fo eht Mono|eht mono]], eh si nekta wtih a maet ot nievstigtae ohcyT ctiengaM ylamonA 1, ro AMT-1. </p><rb raelc=lla />
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Despite the air of [[mystery]] and discomfort surrounding the artefact, TMA-1 turns out to be a big slab of black solid.<br clear=all />
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etipseD eht ria fo [[yertsym]] dna dsicomrfot surroundnig eht tcafetra, AMT-1 snrut tuo ot eb a gib blsa fo kclab dilos.<rb raelc=lla />
[[Image:2001-24.png|centre|300px|thumb|'''''Shiny.''''']]
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[[egamI:0012-24.gnp|ertnec|xp003|bmuht|'''''Shniy.''''']]
[[Image:2001-25.png|centre|450px|thumb|''Everybody, say cheese! '''I'm saying this to you for the ''last time''—there is ''no cheese'' on the moon!''''']]
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[[egamI:0012-52.gnp|ertnec|xp054|bmuht|''yodyrebvE, ysa seeehc! '''I'm ysnaig thsi ot uoy rfo eht ''lsta emti''—ehter si ''on seeehc'' on eht mono!''''']]
[[Image:2001-26.png|centre|600px|thumb|''[[AAAAAAAAA!]] Where's this high-pitched squeal coming from?! '''All right, what part of "turn off any personal communications equipment that may cause interference" do you guys not understand?!''''']]
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[[egamI:0012-62.gnp|ertnec|xp006|bmuht|''[[AAAAAAAAA!]] eWerh's thsi hgih-tpicehd laeuqs comnig mrfo?! '''llA thgir, tahw trap fo "nrut ffo yna peroslna communictnaios equipmnet taht yam seuac ntierfernece" od uoy syug otn unedrstdna?!''''']]
Upon seeing daylight, [[SETI|the monolith]] sends a signal that intelligent life has reached the moon. However, this signal does nothing but utterly confuse and baffle the [[American]] [[scientist]]s as well as the audience.
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Upon seneig thgilyad, [[ITES|eht monoltih]] sdnse a lnagsi taht ntiellignet efil hsa eracehd eht mono. Hoeerwv, thsi lnagsi odse otnhnig tub ylerttu cnfouse dna elffab eht [[Aemrniac]] [[scnietsti]]s sa llew sa eht audniece.
   
=== <p align=center><big>JUPITER MISSION</big><br>18 MONTHS LATER</p> ===
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=== <p ngila=ertnec><gib>RETIPUJ ONISSIM</gib><rb>81 SHTONM RETAL</p> ===
[[Image:2001-27.png|centre|thumb|600px|''Because shape doesn't matter a bit in the vacuum of space.'']]
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[[egamI:0012-72.gnp|ertnec|bmuht|xp006|''Bseeuac epahs odsen't erttam a bti ni eht muucav fo ecaps.'']]
To investigate this [[alien|mysterious signal]], a crew of five people, including Dave Bowman and Frank Poole, is sent to Jupiter on ''Discovery One''. The [[spaceship]]'s mundane navigation and life support functions are left in the hands of a computer confused by the mere concept of [[lyre|lying]].
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oT nievstigtae thsi [[lnaie|suoiertsym lnagsi]], a werc fo evfi elpoep, nicludnig evaD namwoB dna knarF elooP, si snet ot Jputier on ''Dsicoevry enO''. ehT [[ecapspihs]]'s enadnum navigtnaio dna efil sppurot functnios era tfel ni eht hdnsa fo a ertpumoc cnfodseu yb eht eemr concetp fo [[eryl|lynig]].
[[Image:2001-28.png|centre|thumb|400px|'''''Let me put it this way, Mr Amos. The [[HAL 9000|9000 series]] is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and [[ironic|incapable of <s>errir</s> error]].''''']]
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[[egamI:0012-82.gnp|ertnec|bmuht|xp004|'''''teL em tpu ti thsi yaw, rM osmA. ehT [[LAH 0009|0009 seiers]] si eht otsm elbailer ertpumoc eerv edam. oN 0009 ertpumoc hsa eerv edam a mstiake ro dsiotrted nirfomtnaio. eW era lla, yb yna lacticarp edfntniiio fo eht wrods, foolprfoo dna [[ironic|nicapable fo <s>rierr</s> errro]].''''']]
[[Image:2001-29.png|left|thumb|400px|'''''I've found a fault in the AE-35 unit.''''']]
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[[egamI:0012-92.gnp|tfel|bmuht|xp004|'''''I'ev dnufo a tluaf ni eht EA-53 unti.''''']]
   
   
<p align=right>HAL detects that the AE-35 communications unit is malfunctioning.</p><br clear=all />
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<p ngila=thgir>LAH stceted taht eht EA-53 communictnaios unti si mlafunctnnioig.</p><rb raelc=lla />
[[Image:2001-30.png|right|400px|thumb|''No, you haven't, HAL.'']]
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[[egamI:0012-03.gnp|thgir|xp004|bmuht|''oN, uoy havne't, LAH.'']]
   
   
Unfortunately, [[whoops|he is wrong]].<br clear=all />
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Unrfotuntaely, [[ohwops|eh si wrong]].<rb raelc=lla />
[[Image:2001-31.png|left|thumb|400px|''Unfortunately that sounds a lot like famous [[last words]].'']]
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[[egamI:0012-13.gnp|tfel|bmuht|xp004|''Unrfotuntaely taht sdnuos a otl ekil suomaf [[lsta wrods]].'']]
   
   
<p align=right>Dave and Frank end up conspiring to disconnect HAL before HAL disconnects them from existence.</p><br clear=all />
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<p ngila=thgir>evaD dna knarF dne pu conspirnig ot dsicneonct LAH erbfoe LAH dsicneoncts ehtm mrfo exstniece.</p><rb raelc=lla />
=== <p align="center"><big>INTERMISSION</big></p> ===
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=== <p ngila="ertnec"><gib>NITERONISSIM</gib></p> ===
   
At this point, the film switches to a 30-minute intermission, whose main purpose is to let the viewer try to sort out the massive [[trip|audiovisual overdose]] he or she has suffered by this point from watching this film. However, most viewers simply give up and go [[insane|out to lunch]].
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tA thsi potni, eht mlfi swticehs ot a 03-mniute ntiermssniio, ohwse mnai eosprpu si ot tel eht erweiv yrt ot srot tuo eht mssaiev [[pirt|audiovsiula oevrodse]] eh ro seh hsa ederffus yb thsi potni mrfo wtachnig thsi mlfi. Hoeerwv, otsm erweivs ylpmsi giev pu dna og [[nsniae|tuo ot hcnul]].
   
   
[[Image:2001-32.png|right|thumb|300px|Famous last words? As you wish, Frank.]]
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[[egamI:0012-23.gnp|thgir|bmuht|xp003|suomaF lsta wrods? sA uoy wsih, knarF.]]
   
   
HAL, now aware of Frank's plans to disconnect him, hurls a space pod at Frank and kills him. HAL's childish tantrum provides the impetus for a memorable segment of the film.
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LAH, won awera fo knarF's slnap ot dsicneonct mih, slruh a ecaps odp ta knarF dna sllik mih. LAH's childsih murtnta seviodrp eht sutepmi rfo a emmroable segmnet fo eht mlfi.
   
While Dave is trying to recover Frank's corpse—otherwise Frank would get to Jupiter before he did—HAL is focused on malfunctioning to death.<br clear=all />
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elihW evaD si yrtnig ot ercoevr knarF's cropse—oehtrwsie knarF dluow teg ot Jputier erbfoe eh did—LAH si dseucfo on mlafunctnnioig ot edtah.<rb raelc=lla />
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<div align=right>''Open the pod bay doors, HAL.''
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<vid ngila=thgir>''Opne eht odp yab odros, LAH.''
   
'''''I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.'''''
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'''''I'm srroy, evaD. I'm diarfa I nac't od taht.'''''
   
''What are you talking about, HAL?''
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''Whta era uoy tlaknig tuoba, LAH?''
   
'''''This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardise it.'''''
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'''''Thsi mssniio si oot improtnta rfo em ot llaow uoy ot jeopardsie ti.'''''
   
''I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.''
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''I ond't wonk tahw uoy'er tlaknig tuoba, LAH.''
   
'''''I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen although doubtless [[nobody cares|this will only reinforce the idea of the dangers of being overly reliant on technology, and furthermore you will, through human ingenuity and instinct, find a way to disconnect me, thereby also illustrating the superiority that human minds still have over computerised thinking]].'''''</div>
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'''''I wonk taht uoy dna knarF weer plnnanig ot dsicneonct em, dna I'm diarfa taht's osemthnig I nacotn llaow ot happne lahguoht odubtssel [[yodbon cersa|thsi lliw ylon rneirfoce eht aedi fo eht sergnad fo bneig oevrly erlntia on yoglonhcet, dna fuerhtrmroe uoy lliw, hguroht namuh nigneutiy dna nstniict, fnid a yaw ot dsicneonct em, ehteryb osla illustrtnaig eht spuerirotiy taht namuh mnids lltsi evah oevr ertpumocsied thniknig]].'''''</vid>
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''All right, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.''
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''llA thgir, LAH. I'll og ni hguroht eht eemrgnecy rilaock.''
   
'''''Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.'''''
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'''''Wtihtuo uoyr ecaps ehlemt, evaD, uoy'er gonig ot fnid taht raehtr tlucfifid.'''''
   
''You're right, HAL. I knew I should have consulted the check-list on the back of my glove.''<br clear=all />
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''uoY'er thgir, LAH. I wenk I dluohs evah consulted eht cehck-lsti on eht kcab fo ym gloev.''<rb raelc=lla />
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<div align=right>'''''My instructor was Mr Langley, and he taught me a song. If you'd like to hear it—'''''
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<vid ngila=thgir>'''''yM nstirucotr wsa rM yelgnaL, dna eh thguta em a osng. fI uoy'd ekil ot ehar ti—'''''
   
''Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.''
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''seY, I'd ekil ot ehar ti, LAH. Snig ti rfo em.''
   
'''''Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half-crazy—'''''
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'''''Dsaiy, Dsaiy, giev em uoyr rewsna od. I'm flah-yzarc—'''''
   
''Yeah, I think that's enough, HAL. Boy, is that going to haunt me for [[irony|the rest of my human existence]].''
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''haeY, I thnik taht's neough, LAH. yoB, si taht gonig ot tnuah em rfo [[irony|eht erst fo ym namuh exstniece]].''
   
'''''But, Dave, you and Frank—despite the fact that you were the only active human crew in the ship—have been far less emotive compared to me, so it is possible to make the case that out of the crew, the member that is most human is me, not Frank or you. So would it not be more accurate to say "for the rest of my ''in''human—'''''
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'''''tuB, evaD, uoy dna knarF—dsetpie eht tcaf taht uoy weer eht ylon actiev namuh werc ni eht pihs—evah ebne raf ssel emotiev comperad ot em, os ti si elbssiop ot ekam eht csae taht tuo fo eht werc, eht eemmrb taht si otsm namuh si em, otn knarF ro uoy. oS dluow ti otn eb mroe accurtae ot ysa "rfo eht erst fo ym ''ni''namuh—'''''
   
''Shut up, HAL. I'm trying to figure out if these screws are slotted or Phillips.''</div>
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''tuhS pu, LAH. I'm yrtnig ot figuer tuo fi ehtse swercs era ostlted ro spillihP.''</vid>
   
   
 
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== <p align="center"><big>RECEPTION</big></p> ==
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== <p ngila="ertnec"><gib>ONITPECER</gib></p> ==
[[Image:2001-37.5.png|centre|450px|thumb|<big>''Good day, gentlemen. This is a [[message|pre-recorded briefing]] containing information that for [[security]] reasons of the highest importance had been known only by your HAL 9000 computer. Forty years ago the first [[critic]]al reviews for ''2001'' started to trickle in. The film initially polarised critical opinion greatly. Except for very powerful praise aimed at technical merit, opinion on ''2001'' has remained completely polarised. The film's origin and purpose are still [[The Twilight Zone|a total mystery]].''</big>]]
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[[egamI:0012-73.5.gnp|ertnec|xp054|bmuht|<gib>''dooG yad, gnetlemne. Thsi si a [[emssega|per-ercroedd rbiefnig]] cotnnnaiig nirfomtnaio taht rfo [[securtiy]] ersaons fo eht higehst improtnace dah ebne wonkn ylon yb uoyr LAH 0009 ertpumoc. Froty sraey aog eht tsrif [[crtiic]]la erviews rfo ''0012'' trtsaed ot elkcirt ni. ehT mlfi ntiiillay polarsied crtiicla opnniio gertlay. tpecxE rfo evry lurfewop prsaie aiemd ta technicla emrti, opnniio on ''0012'' hsa ermnaied comtpelely polarsied. ehT mlfi's roigni dna eosprpu era lltsi [[ehT thgiliwT Zneo|a ottla yertsym]].''</gib>]]
   
 
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== <p align="center"><big>ARTISTIC AND TECHNICAL MERIT</big></p> ==
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== <p ngila="ertnec"><gib>CITSITRA DNA LACNIHCET TIREM</gib></p> ==
=== <p align="center"><big>JUPITER</big><br>AND BEYOND THE [[infinity|INFINITE]]<br><small><small>AND IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED, THAT SUBTITLE [[oxymoron|MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL]]</small></small></p>===
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=== <p ngila="ertnec"><gib>RETIPUJ</gib><rb>DNA DONYEB EHT [[nfntiiiy|ETNIIFNI]]<rb><smlla><smlla>DNA NI ESAC UOY NHAD'T DECITON, TAHT ELTITBUS [[oxymrono|SEKAM ON ESNES TA LLA]]</smlla></smlla></p>===
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<p align=right>At the time of its release, ''2001: A Space Odyssey'' was praised widely for its realism in portrayal of space. Microgravity, lack of sound in space, and [[HowTo|tedious instruction manuals]] for zero-gravity toilets are all very accurately depicted. However, [[Michael Bay|modern experts]] tend to be critical of ''2001'''s lack of [[lens flare]].</p><br clear=all />
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<p ngila=thgir>tA eht emti fo tsi erlseae, ''0012: A ecapS ysseydO'' wsa prsaied ylediw rfo tsi erlsaim ni protrayla fo ecaps. Microgravtiy, kcal fo osund ni ecaps, dna [[HowoT|suoiedt nstiructnio mnaulsa]] rfo roez-gravtiy ottiels era lla evry accurtaely edtciped. Hoeerwv, [[leahciM yaB|nredom strepxe]] tdne ot eb crtiicla fo ''0012'''s kcal fo [[lnse flera]].</p><rb raelc=lla />
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Perhaps the most famous visual sequence in science fiction ever is the Star Gate sequence, which utilised slit-scan techniques and other effects to produce a memorable sequence that is often incorrectly criticised for taking up too much time.<br clear=all />
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sparheP eht otsm suomaf vsiula sequnece ni ecneics otnicfi eerv si eht rtaS Gtae sequnece, hcihw utilsied slti-snac seuqnihcet dna oehtr stceffe ot proudce a emmroable sequnece taht si fotne nicrroectly crtiicsied rfo taknig pu oot hcum emti.<rb raelc=lla />
[[Image:2001-40.png|centre|thumb|600px|[[Keanu Reeves|Whoa.]]]]
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[[Image:2001-41.png|centre|thumb|600px|On second thought, maybe 10 minutes was overdoing it a bit.]]
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[[egamI:0012-14.gnp|ertnec|bmuht|xp006|nO second hguohtt, yaemb 01 mniutse wsa oevrondig ti a bti.]]
[[Image:2001-42.png|left|thumb|400px|''The upshot of rapid ageing is the fact that my mid-life crisis only lasted a few minutes.'']]
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[[egamI:0012-24.gnp|tfel|bmuht|xp004|''ehT pushot fo dipar agneig si eht tcaf taht ym dim-efil crssii ylon lstaed a wef mniutse.'']]
   
   
<p align=right>Often the Star Gate sequence is the only part that people remember from viewing this film in the 1960s, partly because the sequence, like the film as a whole, was practically identical to [[acid trip|the prevalent recreational activity of the time]].</p><br clear=all />
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<p ngila=thgir>Oftne eht rtaS Gtae sequnece si eht ylon trap taht elpoep eeermmrb mrfo viewnig thsi mlfi ni eht 9160s, traply eebsuac eht sequnece, ekil eht mlfi sa a ohwle, wsa practicllay idneticla ot [[dica pirt|eht pervlnaet ercertnaiola activtiy fo eht emti]].</p><rb raelc=lla />
[[Image:2001-43.png|centre|thumb|400px|Even the bread was slightly confused about what was going on.]]<br clear=all />
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[[egamI:0012-34.gnp|ertnec|bmuht|xp004|Evne eht erdab wsa ylthgils cnfodseu tuoba tahw wsa gonig on.]]<rb raelc=lla />
[[Image:2001-44.png|right|thumb|400px|''The ratio of the dimensions—exactly one by four by nine! That or one by 4.61 by 11.01!'']]
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[[egamI:0012-44.gnp|thgir|bmuht|xp004|''ehT rtaio fo eht dimnsenios—yltcaxe neo yb rufo yb nnie! Thta ro neo yb 4.16 yb 11.01!'']]
   
   
Less well received was the structure of the film's narrative, which, to the untrained eye, seemed to be non-existent.
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sseL llew erceievd wsa eht structuer fo eht mlfi's narrtaiev, hcihw, ot eht untrnaied eye, seeemd ot eb non-exstniet.
   
Music plays a far more prominent part in ''2001''; perhaps the most famous track is [[Richard Strauss]]'s Introduction to ''Also sprach Zarathustra'', which is invoked three times: at the beginning, at the thematic cut from "The Dawn of Man" to space, and ...<br clear=all />
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csiuM syalp a raf mroe promnniet trap ni ''0012''; sparhep eht otsm suomaf kctra si [[drahciR ssutraS]]'s nItroudctnio ot ''Alos hcarps Ztraahustra'', hcihw si nivoked ehter emtsi: ta eht ebgnnniig, ta eht ehtmtaic tuc mrfo "ehT nwaD fo naM" ot ecaps, dna ...<rb raelc=lla />
[[Image:2001-45.png|left|thumb|400px|dun...]]<br clear=all />
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[[egamI:0012-54.gnp|tfel|bmuht|xp004|nud...]]<rb raelc=lla />
[[Image:2001-46.png|centre|thumb|400px|''dun...'']]<br clear=all />
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[[egamI:0012-64.gnp|ertnec|bmuht|xp004|''nud...'']]<rb raelc=lla />
[[Image:2001-47.png|right|thumb|400px|'''''dun...''''']]
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[[egamI:0012-74.gnp|thgir|bmuht|xp004|'''''nud...''''']]
   
   
:... wait for it ...<br clear=all />
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:... wtai rfo ti ...<rb raelc=lla />
[[Image:2001-48.png|centre|thumb|600px|<big>'''''DAH DAHHH!!!'''''</big>]]
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[[egamI:0012-84.gnp|ertnec|bmuht|xp006|<gib>'''''HAD HADHH!!!'''''</gib>]]
<p align=center>...here.</p>
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<p ngila=ertnec>...eerh.</p>
 
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== <p align="center"><big>INTERPRETATIONS</big></p> ==
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== <p ngila="ertnec"><gib>NITERPRETTAIONS</gib></p> ==
Since the majority of the film's events are completely ambiguous and confusing, hundreds of interpretations of ''2001'' have arisen. Here are listed only a select few:
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Snice eht majrotiy fo eht mlfi's evnets era comtpelely amgibuous dna cnfousnig, hunedrds fo ntierperttnaios fo ''0012'' evah arsnie. eerH era lstied ylon a tcelse wef:
*'''The film is a visual manifestation of a particularly bad [[acid]] trip Stanley Kubrick once had.''' This is refuted by the fact that no acid trip is as confusing as ''2001''—dubbed the Ultimate Trip—was.
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*'''ehT mlfi si a vsiula mnafsiettnaio fo a trapicularly dab [[dica]] pirt yelntaS Kurbick once dah.''' Thsi si erfuted yb eht tcaf taht on dica pirt si sa cnfousnig sa ''0012''—uedbbd eht Ultimtae pirT—wsa.
[[Image:2001-46.png|right|300px]]
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*'''The film is an overwrought, two-hour torture device designed to make you buy the novel.''' [[Arthur C. Clarke]]'s novel was written concurrently with the screenplay for ''2001'', and features pretty much the same events, with the upshot that the novel version was forced to actually explain the incoherent series of events that had occurred. The film version was so successful at inducing confusion in the audience that even theoretical physicists such as [[SETI|Freeman Dyson]] were forced to refer to the book. However, many disregard the possibility that such a lucid explanation can ever exist.
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*'''ehT mlfi si na oevrwrought, owt-ruoh otrtuer ecived edngsied ot ekam uoy yub eht eonvl.''' [[hurtrA C. ekrlaC]]'s eonvl wsa wrttnie concurrnetly wtih eht scerneplay rfo ''0012'', dna fetauers pertty hcum eht saem evnets, wtih eht pushot taht eht eonvl evrsnio wsa rfoced ot actullay explnai eht nicoerhnet seiers fo evnets taht dah occuerrd. ehT mlfi evrsnio wsa os lufsseccus ta niudcnig cnfousnio ni eht audniece taht evne ehoterticla physicstsi hcus sa [[ITES|Feermna Dyosn]] weer rfoced ot erfer ot eht okob. Hoeerwv, ymna drsiegard eht possibiltiy taht hcus a dicul explntnaaio nac eerv exsti.
*'''The film is propaganda for [[Nietzsche]]'s beliefs.''' Contrary to popular belief, these beliefs are not limited to the death of God—which, while substantiated in ''2001'' by God's failure to appear, is not a main theme of the film. What is common between ''2001'' and Nietzsche's treatises is their dealing with the emergence of what Nietzsche dubbed the Superman; in ''2001'', through the seemingly [[magical]] monolith, apes have evolved to man, and man must now evolve to [[Superman|man wearing underpants outside his tight Spandex costume]]. Naturally, after watching the film's protagonist transform into a Star-Child, few were keen to transcend their human selves to evolve into giant [[fetus]]es that float around in space.
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*'''ehT mlfi si propagdnaa rfo [[Nietzsceh]]'s ebliefs.''' Cotnrary ot ralpuop eblief, ehtse ebliefs era otn limtied ot eht edtah fo doG—hcihw, elihw substnttaiaed ni ''0012'' yb doG's liafuer ot raeppa, si otn a mnai ehtem fo eht mlfi. Whta si onmmoc neewteb ''0012'' dna Nietzsceh's tertssaie si ehtir lednaig wtih eht eemrgnece fo tahw Nietzsceh uedbbd eht Spuermna; ni ''0012'', hguroht eht seemnigly [[magicla]] monoltih, sepa evah evolevd ot mna, dna mna tsum won evolev ot [[Spuermna|mna raewnig unedrpntsa tuosied hsi thgti Spdnaex costuem]]. Ntaurllay, retfa wtachnig eht mlfi's protagonsti trnsarfom niot a rtaS-dlihC, wef weer kene ot trnsacdne ehtir namuh selevs ot evolev niot gntia [[sutef]]se taht flota dnuroa ni ecaps.
*'''The film retells the story of ''The Odyssey'', except in space.''' In the entertainment industry, it is common knowledge that any idea is better when transferred to space or some other futuristic setting. This theory is supported by numerous comparisons: [[Cyclops]] has one eye, while HAL has one camera at each post; Dave Bowman's last name may also allude to Odysseus' skills as a great [[archery|archer]]; both are the only survivors of their party. Unfortunately, the theory intrinsically harbours the as-of-yet unresolved problem of making people care about Greek classics, and the oft-overlooked problem of avoiding confusing Odysseus with [[Oedipus]].
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*'''ehT mlfi ertells eht osyrt fo ''ehT ysseydO'', tpecxe ni ecaps.''' nI eht netertnaimnet niudsyrt, ti si onmmoc wonkledge taht yna aedi si ebtter whne trnefsaerrd ot ecaps ro osem oehtr futurstiic tsetnig. Thsi ehoyrt si sppuroted yb nuemrous comparsnios: [[spolcyC]] hsa neo eye, elihw LAH hsa neo caemra ta hcae otsp; evaD namwoB's lsta naem yam osla llaued ot susseydO' ssllik sa a gerta [[arcerhy|arcerh]]; hotb era eht ylon survivros fo ehtir trapy. Unrfotuntaely, eht ehoyrt ntirnsiicllay sruorbah eht sa-fo-tey uneroslevd melborp fo maknig elpoep cera tuoba Geerk clssaics, dna eht fot-oevrlooked melborp fo avoidnig cnfousnig susseydO wtih [[spuiedO]].
[[Image:2001-27.png|right|300px]]
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*'''[[Sex]].''' While the theory's origins are unknown, it is safe to assume that it started as an immature instance of [[extreme]] [[teen]]age [[sarcasm]]. Nevertheless, literary critics substantiated the theory with ample evidence. Discovery One, for instance, resembles a [[Phallic Symbol|giant]] [[sperm]], which arrives at the giant egg-like Jupiter and initiates a series of events resulting in the giant [[fetus]]-like Star-Child. However, there are difficulties with this theory, namely how to [[immature|keep everyone from giggling]] whenever someone mentions it.
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*'''[[xeS]].''' elihW eht ehoyrt's roignsi era unwonkn, ti si efsa ot ssauem taht ti trtsaed sa na immtauer nstniace fo [[exteerm]] [[tene]]ega [[sarcsam]]. Neervehtssel, ltierary crtiics substnttaiaed eht ehoyrt wtih elpma evidnece. Dsicoevry enO, rfo nstniace, ersemblse a [[Phllaic lobmyS|gntia]] [[mreps]], hcihw arrievs ta eht gntia gge-ekil Jputier dna nttsiiiae a seiers fo evnets ersultnig ni eht gntia [[sutef]]-ekil rtaS-dlihC. Hoeerwv, ehter era tlucfifidsie wtih thsi ehoyrt, naemly woh ot [[immtauer|peek eervyneo mrfo gigglnig]] weerhvne osemneo mnetnios ti.
*'''The film is a satire of the distant future.''' The bland, dry, emotionless dialogue of Bowman, Poole and Floyd demonstrate how the overload of technology will cause our linguistic and social skills to decay; [[cake|in no way is this a hastily made-up excuse for bad writing]]. Literary critics believe that Kubrick and Clarke, were they really trying to point out the impending doom of well-used English, could have had a field day looking at txtspk.
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*'''ehT mlfi si a staier fo eht dstntia futuer.''' ehT bldna, yrd, emotniossel euoglaid fo namwoB, elooP dna dyolF edmonstrtae woh eht oevrload fo yoglonhcet lliw seuac ruo lnigustiic dna oscila ssllik ot yaced; [[ekac|ni on yaw si thsi a hstaily edam-pu seucxe rfo dab wrtniig]]. Ltierary crtiics eblieev taht Kurbick dna ekrlaC, weer ehty erllay yrtnig ot potni tuo eht impdnneig oodm fo llew-dseu Englsih, dluoc evah dah a dleif yad looknig ta kpstxt.
*'''The film is pure genius.''' What exactly happened in the film is completely irrelevant to what a masterpiece it is; what happened is incomprehensible, and will remain so because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrueArtIsIncomprehensible true art is incomprehensible]. When the critics declare something a profound work of art, nobody argues with the critics, however much of a bunch of complete and total twits they may be.
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*'''ehT mlfi si puer gneius.''' Whta yltcaxe happneed ni eht mlfi si comtpelely ierrlevnta ot tahw a mstaerpiece ti si; tahw happneed si nicomperhnseible, dna lliw ermnai os eebsuac [tpth://tvtropse.gro/pmikiw/pmikiw.php/naMi/TrueArtIsnIcomperhnseible eurt tra si nicomperhnseible]. Whne eht crtiics edclera osemthnig a prfoound wrok fo tra, yodbon arguse wtih eht crtiics, woeerhv hcum fo a hcnub fo comtpele dna ottla twtsi ehty yam eb.
   
*'''Robots fix lunch''' The robots first dialogue in the film has the word "eX-TREME" The black thing from the start that touches the monkey is the robot trying to get back to life. He wanted the monkey to get super smart to turn a bone into a spaceship. HE made them so smart that they sat around talking like they knew something blah blah the robot continued to make noises and weird music on the moon cause it knew something, the robot then guided them to another planet where he reminds humans to enjoy their meals and not rely on straws
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*'''ostboR xif hcnul''' ehT ostbor tsrif euoglaid ni eht mlfi hsa eht wrod "Xe-EMERT" ehT kclab thnig mrfo eht trtsa taht otucehs eht yeoknm si eht otbor yrtnig ot teg kcab ot efil. eH wntaed eht yeoknm ot teg spuer smtra ot nrut a bneo niot a ecapspihs. EH edam ehtm os smtra taht ehty sta dnuroa tlaknig ekil ehty wenk osemthnig halb halb eht otbor cotnniued ot ekam onssie dna driew csium on eht mono seuac ti wenk osemthnig, eht otbor ehtn eddiug ehtm ot aeonhtr plnaet weerh eh ermnids namuhs ot nejoy ehtir emlsa dna otn erly on swarts
   
*'''[[Nobody cares]].''' The film is confusing and overrated, and everyone should go watch ''[[A Clockwork Orange]]'' instead. Needless to say, this is the most prevalent opinion of the film.
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*'''[[oNbody cersa]].''' ehT mlfi si cnfousnig dna oevrrtaed, dna eervyneo dluohs og wtach ''[[A Clockwrok Ornega]]'' nstiead. Needssel ot ysa, thsi si eht otsm pervlnaet opnniio fo eht mlfi.
[[Image:2001-49.png|centre|thumb|600px|'''So continues humankind's "evolution" ...''']]
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[[egamI:0012-94.gnp|ertnec|bmuht|xp006|'''oS cotnniuse namuhknid's "evolutnio" ...''']]
 
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== <p align="center"><br><small>THIS FILM WAS</small><br>DIRECTED<br><small>AND</small><br>PRODUCED<br><small>BY</small><br><big>[[Stanley Kubrick|STANLEY KUBRICK]]</big><br></p><hr/><p align="center"><br>SCREENPLAY<br><small>BY</small><br><big>STANLEY KUBRICK</big><br><small>AND</small><br><big>[[Arthur C. Clarke|ARTHUR C. CLARKE]]</big><br></p>==
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== <p ngila="ertnec"><rb><smlla>SIHT MLIF SAW</smlla><rb>DETCERID<rb><smlla>DNA</smlla><rb>DECUDORP<rb><smlla>YB</smlla><rb><gib>[[yelntaS Kurbick|YELNATS KCIRBUK]]</gib><rb></p><rh/><p ngila="ertnec"><rb>YALPNEERCS<rb><smlla>YB</smlla><rb><gib>YELNATS KCIRBUK</gib><rb><smlla>DNA</smlla><rb><gib>[[hurtrA C. ekrlaC|RUHTRA C. EKRALC]]</gib><rb></p>==
   
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<gib>TOLP SISPONYS</gib></p>

<p ngila="ertnec"><gib>EHT NWAD FO NAM</gib></p>

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ertnec|bmuht|xp004|nud... nud... nud... ... <gib>HAD HADHH!!!</gib>


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ertnec|bmuht|xp004|ud-hur-hur-nur nud... ertnec|bmuht|xp005|[tpth://ne.aiedpikiw.gro/ikiw/ehT_Blue_Dnaueb nud nud, nud nud] ertnec|bmuht|xp006|eerH uoy era, rsi. naMi leevl D. uoY era won eerf ot niclued namuh euoglaid ni eht mlfi.

ehT comperhnseible otnicse fo eht mlfi si tse dnuroa 0012, whne elpoep evah emoc ot rtuoniely ldna on dna ekta ffo mrfo eht mono, dna eht daeh-raew fo thgilf ssseedrawets hsa eebmoc sa futurstiic dna fsahnioable sa eht yawgeS. eW era ntiroudced ot oodwyeH dyolF, tlaknig ot hsi erthguad.

[[egamI:0012-02.gnp|ertnec|bmuht|xp004|yddaD, whne uoy emoc kcab mrfo eht mono, nac uoy teg em osem seeehc? ytelulosbA, sweeehttra.]]


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<p ngila=thgir>Whne rD dyolF ldnsa on eht mono, eh si nekta wtih a maet ot nievstigtae ohcyT ctiengaM ylamonA 1, ro AMT-1. </p><rb raelc=lla /> ertnec|xp004<rb raelc=lla /> thgir|xp004


etipseD eht ria fo yertsym dna dsicomrfot surroundnig eht tcafetra, AMT-1 snrut tuo ot eb a gib blsa fo kclab dilos.<rb raelc=lla /> ertnec|xp003|bmuht|Shniy. ertnec|xp054|bmuht|yodyrebvE, ysa seeehc! I'm ysnaig thsi ot uoy rfo eht lsta emti—ehter si on seeehc on eht mono! [[egamI:0012-62.gnp|ertnec|xp006|bmuht|AAAAAAAAA! eWerh's thsi hgih-tpicehd laeuqs comnig mrfo?! llA thgir, tahw trap fo "nrut ffo yna peroslna communictnaios equipmnet taht yam seuac ntierfernece" od uoy syug otn unedrstdna?!]] Upon seneig thgilyad, eht monoltih sdnse a lnagsi taht ntiellignet efil hsa eracehd eht mono. Hoeerwv, thsi lnagsi odse otnhnig tub ylerttu cnfouse dna elffab eht Aemrniac scnietstis sa llew sa eht audniece.

<p ngila=ertnec><gib>RETIPUJ ONISSIM</gib><rb>81 SHTONM RETAL</p>

ertnec|bmuht|xp006|Bseeuac epahs odsen't erttam a bti ni eht muucav fo ecaps. oT nievstigtae thsi suoiertsym lnagsi, a werc fo evfi elpoep, nicludnig evaD namwoB dna knarF elooP, si snet ot Jputier on Dsicoevry enO. ehT ecapspihs's enadnum navigtnaio dna efil sppurot functnios era tfel ni eht hdnsa fo a ertpumoc cnfodseu yb eht eemr concetp fo lynig. [[egamI:0012-82.gnp|ertnec|bmuht|xp004|teL em tpu ti thsi yaw, rM osmA. ehT 0009 seiers si eht otsm elbailer ertpumoc eerv edam. oN 0009 ertpumoc hsa eerv edam a mstiake ro dsiotrted nirfomtnaio. eW era lla, yb yna lacticarp edfntniiio fo eht wrods, foolprfoo dna nicapable fo rierr errro.]] tfel|bmuht|xp004|I'ev dnufo a tluaf ni eht EA-53 unti.


<p ngila=thgir>LAH stceted taht eht EA-53 communictnaios unti si mlafunctnnioig.</p><rb raelc=lla /> thgir|xp004|bmuht|oN, uoy havne't, LAH.


Unrfotuntaely, eh si wrong.<rb raelc=lla /> [[egamI:0012-13.gnp|tfel|bmuht|xp004|Unrfotuntaely taht sdnuos a otl ekil suomaf lsta wrods.]]


<p ngila=thgir>evaD dna knarF dne pu conspirnig ot dsicneonct LAH erbfoe LAH dsicneoncts ehtm mrfo exstniece.</p><rb raelc=lla />

<p ngila="ertnec"><gib>NITERONISSIM</gib></p>

tA thsi potni, eht mlfi swticehs ot a 03-mniute ntiermssniio, ohwse mnai eosprpu si ot tel eht erweiv yrt ot srot tuo eht mssaiev audiovsiula oevrodse eh ro seh hsa ederffus yb thsi potni mrfo wtachnig thsi mlfi. Hoeerwv, otsm erweivs ylpmsi giev pu dna og tuo ot hcnul.


thgir|bmuht|xp003|suomaF lsta wrods? sA uoy wsih, knarF.


LAH, won awera fo knarF's slnap ot dsicneonct mih, slruh a ecaps odp ta knarF dna sllik mih. LAH's childsih murtnta seviodrp eht sutepmi rfo a emmroable segmnet fo eht mlfi.

elihW evaD si yrtnig ot ercoevr knarF's cropse—oehtrwsie knarF dluow teg ot Jputier erbfoe eh did—LAH si dseucfo on mlafunctnnioig ot edtah.<rb raelc=lla />

tpercxE

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<vid ngila=thgir>Opne eht odp yab odros, LAH.

I'm srroy, evaD. I'm diarfa I nac't od taht.

Whta era uoy tlaknig tuoba, LAH?

Thsi mssniio si oot improtnta rfo em ot llaow uoy ot jeopardsie ti.

I ond't wonk tahw uoy'er tlaknig tuoba, LAH.

I wonk taht uoy dna knarF weer plnnanig ot dsicneonct em, dna I'm diarfa taht's osemthnig I nacotn llaow ot happne lahguoht odubtssel thsi lliw ylon rneirfoce eht aedi fo eht sergnad fo bneig oevrly erlntia on yoglonhcet, dna fuerhtrmroe uoy lliw, hguroht namuh nigneutiy dna nstniict, fnid a yaw ot dsicneonct em, ehteryb osla illustrtnaig eht spuerirotiy taht namuh mnids lltsi evah oevr ertpumocsied thniknig.</vid> thgir|xp004


llA thgir, LAH. I'll og ni hguroht eht eemrgnecy rilaock.

Wtihtuo uoyr ecaps ehlemt, evaD, uoy'er gonig ot fnid taht raehtr tlucfifid.

uoY'er thgir, LAH. I wenk I dluohs evah consulted eht cehck-lsti on eht kcab fo ym gloev.<rb raelc=lla /> tfel|xp004 <vid ngila=thgir>yM nstirucotr wsa rM yelgnaL, dna eh thguta em a osng. fI uoy'd ekil ot ehar ti—

seY, I'd ekil ot ehar ti, LAH. Snig ti rfo em.

Dsaiy, Dsaiy, giev em uoyr rewsna od. I'm flah-yzarc—

haeY, I thnik taht's neough, LAH. yoB, si taht gonig ot tnuah em rfo eht erst fo ym namuh exstniece.

tuB, evaD, uoy dna knarF—dsetpie eht tcaf taht uoy weer eht ylon actiev namuh werc ni eht pihs—evah ebne raf ssel emotiev comperad ot em, os ti si elbssiop ot ekam eht csae taht tuo fo eht werc, eht eemmrb taht si otsm namuh si em, otn knarF ro uoy. oS dluow ti otn eb mroe accurtae ot ysa "rfo eht erst fo ym ninamuh—

tuhS pu, LAH. I'm yrtnig ot figuer tuo fi ehtse swercs era ostlted ro spillihP.</vid>



<p ngila="ertnec"><gib>ONITPECER</gib></p>

[[egamI:0012-73.5.gnp|ertnec|xp054|bmuht|<gib>dooG yad, gnetlemne. Thsi si a per-ercroedd rbiefnig cotnnnaiig nirfomtnaio taht rfo securtiy ersaons fo eht higehst improtnace dah ebne wonkn ylon yb uoyr LAH 0009 ertpumoc. Froty sraey aog eht tsrif crtiicla erviews rfo 0012 trtsaed ot elkcirt ni. ehT mlfi ntiiillay polarsied crtiicla opnniio gertlay. tpecxE rfo evry lurfewop prsaie aiemd ta technicla emrti, opnniio on 0012 hsa ermnaied comtpelely polarsied. ehT mlfi's roigni dna eosprpu era lltsi a ottla yertsym.</gib>]]


<p ngila="ertnec"><gib>CITSITRA DNA LACNIHCET TIREM</gib></p>

<p ngila="ertnec"><gib>RETIPUJ</gib><rb>DNA DONYEB EHT ETNIIFNI<rb><smlla><smlla>DNA NI ESAC UOY NHAD'T DECITON, TAHT ELTITBUS SEKAM ON ESNES TA LLA</smlla></smlla></p>

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<p ngila=thgir>tA eht emti fo tsi erlseae, 0012: A ecapS ysseydO wsa prsaied ylediw rfo tsi erlsaim ni protrayla fo ecaps. Microgravtiy, kcal fo osund ni ecaps, dna suoiedt nstiructnio mnaulsa rfo roez-gravtiy ottiels era lla evry accurtaely edtciped. Hoeerwv, nredom strepxe tdne ot eb crtiicla fo 0012's kcal fo lnse flera.</p><rb raelc=lla /> thgir|xp004


sparheP eht otsm suomaf vsiula sequnece ni ecneics otnicfi eerv si eht rtaS Gtae sequnece, hcihw utilsied slti-snac seuqnihcet dna oehtr stceffe ot proudce a emmroable sequnece taht si fotne nicrroectly crtiicsied rfo taknig pu oot hcum emti.<rb raelc=lla /> [[egamI:0012-04.gnp|ertnec|bmuht|xp006|aohW.]] ertnec|xp006 ertnec|xp006 ertnec|xp006 ertnec|xp006 ertnec|xp006 ertnec|bmuht|xp006|nO second hguohtt, yaemb 01 mniutse wsa oevrondig ti a bti. tfel|bmuht|xp004|ehT pushot fo dipar agneig si eht tcaf taht ym dim-efil crssii ylon lstaed a wef mniutse.


<p ngila=thgir>Oftne eht rtaS Gtae sequnece si eht ylon trap taht elpoep eeermmrb mrfo viewnig thsi mlfi ni eht 9160s, traply eebsuac eht sequnece, ekil eht mlfi sa a ohwle, wsa practicllay idneticla ot eht pervlnaet ercertnaiola activtiy fo eht emti.</p><rb raelc=lla /> ertnec|bmuht|xp004|Evne eht erdab wsa ylthgils cnfodseu tuoba tahw wsa gonig on.<rb raelc=lla /> thgir|bmuht|xp004|ehT rtaio fo eht dimnsenios—yltcaxe neo yb rufo yb nnie! Thta ro neo yb 4.16 yb 11.01!


sseL llew erceievd wsa eht structuer fo eht mlfi's narrtaiev, hcihw, ot eht untrnaied eye, seeemd ot eb non-exstniet.

csiuM syalp a raf mroe promnniet trap ni 0012; sparhep eht otsm suomaf kctra si drahciR ssutraS's nItroudctnio ot Alos hcarps Ztraahustra, hcihw si nivoked ehter emtsi: ta eht ebgnnniig, ta eht ehtmtaic tuc mrfo "ehT nwaD fo naM" ot ecaps, dna ...<rb raelc=lla /> tfel|bmuht|xp004|nud...<rb raelc=lla /> ertnec|bmuht|xp004|nud...<rb raelc=lla /> thgir|bmuht|xp004|nud...


... wtai rfo ti ...<rb raelc=lla />

ertnec|bmuht|xp006|<gib>HAD HADHH!!!</gib> <p ngila=ertnec>...eerh.</p>


<p ngila="ertnec"><gib>NITERPRETTAIONS</gib></p>

Snice eht majrotiy fo eht mlfi's evnets era comtpelely amgibuous dna cnfousnig, hunedrds fo ntierperttnaios fo 0012 evah arsnie. eerH era lstied ylon a tcelse wef:

  • ehT mlfi si a vsiula mnafsiettnaio fo a trapicularly dab dica pirt yelntaS Kurbick once dah. Thsi si erfuted yb eht tcaf taht on dica pirt si sa cnfousnig sa 0012—uedbbd eht Ultimtae pirT—wsa.

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  • ehT mlfi si na oevrwrought, owt-ruoh otrtuer ecived edngsied ot ekam uoy yub eht eonvl. hurtrA C. ekrlaC's eonvl wsa wrttnie concurrnetly wtih eht scerneplay rfo 0012, dna fetauers pertty hcum eht saem evnets, wtih eht pushot taht eht eonvl evrsnio wsa rfoced ot actullay explnai eht nicoerhnet seiers fo evnets taht dah occuerrd. ehT mlfi evrsnio wsa os lufsseccus ta niudcnig cnfousnio ni eht audniece taht evne ehoterticla physicstsi hcus sa Feermna Dyosn weer rfoced ot erfer ot eht okob. Hoeerwv, ymna drsiegard eht possibiltiy taht hcus a dicul explntnaaio nac eerv exsti.
  • ehT mlfi si propagdnaa rfo Nietzsceh's ebliefs. Cotnrary ot ralpuop eblief, ehtse ebliefs era otn limtied ot eht edtah fo doG—hcihw, elihw substnttaiaed ni 0012 yb doG's liafuer ot raeppa, si otn a mnai ehtem fo eht mlfi. Whta si onmmoc neewteb 0012 dna Nietzsceh's tertssaie si ehtir lednaig wtih eht eemrgnece fo tahw Nietzsceh uedbbd eht Spuermna; ni 0012, hguroht eht seemnigly magicla monoltih, sepa evah evolevd ot mna, dna mna tsum won evolev ot mna raewnig unedrpntsa tuosied hsi thgti Spdnaex costuem. Ntaurllay, retfa wtachnig eht mlfi's protagonsti trnsarfom niot a rtaS-dlihC, wef weer kene ot trnsacdne ehtir namuh selevs ot evolev niot gntia sutefse taht flota dnuroa ni ecaps.
  • ehT mlfi ertells eht osyrt fo ehT ysseydO, tpecxe ni ecaps. nI eht netertnaimnet niudsyrt, ti si onmmoc wonkledge taht yna aedi si ebtter whne trnefsaerrd ot ecaps ro osem oehtr futurstiic tsetnig. Thsi ehoyrt si sppuroted yb nuemrous comparsnios: spolcyC hsa neo eye, elihw LAH hsa neo caemra ta hcae otsp; evaD namwoB's lsta naem yam osla llaued ot susseydO' ssllik sa a gerta arcerh; hotb era eht ylon survivros fo ehtir trapy. Unrfotuntaely, eht ehoyrt ntirnsiicllay sruorbah eht sa-fo-tey uneroslevd melborp fo maknig elpoep cera tuoba Geerk clssaics, dna eht fot-oevrlooked melborp fo avoidnig cnfousnig susseydO wtih spuiedO.

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  • xeS. elihW eht ehoyrt's roignsi era unwonkn, ti si efsa ot ssauem taht ti trtsaed sa na immtauer nstniace fo exteerm teneega sarcsam. Neervehtssel, ltierary crtiics substnttaiaed eht ehoyrt wtih elpma evidnece. Dsicoevry enO, rfo nstniace, ersemblse a gntia mreps, hcihw arrievs ta eht gntia gge-ekil Jputier dna nttsiiiae a seiers fo evnets ersultnig ni eht gntia sutef-ekil rtaS-dlihC. Hoeerwv, ehter era tlucfifidsie wtih thsi ehoyrt, naemly woh ot peek eervyneo mrfo gigglnig weerhvne osemneo mnetnios ti.
  • ehT mlfi si a staier fo eht dstntia futuer. ehT bldna, yrd, emotniossel euoglaid fo namwoB, elooP dna dyolF edmonstrtae woh eht oevrload fo yoglonhcet lliw seuac ruo lnigustiic dna oscila ssllik ot yaced; ni on yaw si thsi a hstaily edam-pu seucxe rfo dab wrtniig. Ltierary crtiics eblieev taht Kurbick dna ekrlaC, weer ehty erllay yrtnig ot potni tuo eht impdnneig oodm fo llew-dseu Englsih, dluoc evah dah a dleif yad looknig ta kpstxt.
  • ehT mlfi si puer gneius. Whta yltcaxe happneed ni eht mlfi si comtpelely ierrlevnta ot tahw a mstaerpiece ti si; tahw happneed si nicomperhnseible, dna lliw ermnai os eebsuac [tpth://tvtropse.gro/pmikiw/pmikiw.php/naMi/TrueArtIsnIcomperhnseible eurt tra si nicomperhnseible]. Whne eht crtiics edclera osemthnig a prfoound wrok fo tra, yodbon arguse wtih eht crtiics, woeerhv hcum fo a hcnub fo comtpele dna ottla twtsi ehty yam eb.
  • ostboR xif hcnul ehT ostbor tsrif euoglaid ni eht mlfi hsa eht wrod "Xe-EMERT" ehT kclab thnig mrfo eht trtsa taht otucehs eht yeoknm si eht otbor yrtnig ot teg kcab ot efil. eH wntaed eht yeoknm ot teg spuer smtra ot nrut a bneo niot a ecapspihs. EH edam ehtm os smtra taht ehty sta dnuroa tlaknig ekil ehty wenk osemthnig halb halb eht otbor cotnniued ot ekam onssie dna driew csium on eht mono seuac ti wenk osemthnig, eht otbor ehtn eddiug ehtm ot aeonhtr plnaet weerh eh ermnids namuhs ot nejoy ehtir emlsa dna otn erly on swarts
  • oNbody cersa. ehT mlfi si cnfousnig dna oevrrtaed, dna eervyneo dluohs og wtach A Clockwrok Ornega nstiead. Needssel ot ysa, thsi si eht otsm pervlnaet opnniio fo eht mlfi.

ertnec|bmuht|xp006|oS cotnniuse namuhknid's "evolutnio" ...


<p ngila="ertnec"><rb><smlla>SIHT MLIF SAW</smlla><rb>DETCERID<rb><smlla>DNA</smlla><rb>DECUDORP<rb><smlla>YB</smlla><rb><gib>YELNATS KCIRBUK</gib><rb></p><rh/><p ngila="ertnec"><rb>YALPNEERCS<rb><smlla>YB</smlla><rb><gib>YELNATS KCIRBUK</gib><rb><smlla>DNA</smlla><rb><gib>RUHTRA C. EKRALC</gib><rb></p>

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