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The decade that was, in fact, one of the best times to grow up in and live your life. All you had to do was ignore a donkey as the president to be happy.

The 2000s (also known as "The Aughts" or "The Noughties") are the first decade of the 21st century. Chronologically, they occurred from 2000 to 2009, chronologically; culturally, however, some would argue you would have to give or take a few years. The "cultural decade" of the 2000s, more loosely defined than the actual decade, began around 2001 with the September 11 attacks and the beginning of the War on Terror and ended around 2007–08 with the Great Recession, the release of the iPhone which exploded the smartphone market, the explosion of Facebook and Twitter, and the U.S. presidential election of Barack Obama. Contrary to popular belief, vestiges of '90s pop culture stretched further into the 2000s — as late as 2004 or 2006 in some instances, though this was mostly in rural areas and third-world countries that spent the '80s in the 1970s.

Culturally, the '00s are known for being a rather unique time to live, with some '90s lingering in the first half. In fact, the '00s seemed to have begun in the year 1999, or even late 1998, with weird pop culture taking a turn seeing the popularity of Britney Spears, Eminem, and the first seasons of many shows that are considered "00's shows". Probably the Monica Lewinsky trials was the first signs the '90s were starting to wane (Bill Clinton was not as cool any more). Basically, the '00s can be summed up like this: 2000–2006, awesome for both '90s and '00s kids; 2006–2009, sucked if you were a '90s kid, because you're immune to extreme change. The 2000s can also be referred to as the Emo Decade, due to the emo music and fashion as well as the prevalence of piss piss moan bitch bitching in this era. The '00s introduced a golden age for television, which '90s kids can't stand wasn't theirs and deny, most apparently when Breaking Bad came out and everybody saw Bryan Cranston's naked ass in 2008.

In the 2000s, the world forgot Ace of Base, Ricki Lake, and class. Some say the 2000s were possibly the worst years of human life — at least until the Tennies, perhaps, which are a little better, girls are looking a little better, I like the short shorts, but that Ariana Grande bullshit should go away.

2000s culture in general lasted as late as 2014, but this was mostly in some parts of the Internet.

PoliticsEdit

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In 2000, George W. Bush was elected the first ever donkey President of the United States after he stole it from Al Gore, who had done the job better. Half of Americans and everyone in the rest of the world is sickened. Sorry donkeys. Merka into some fascist dictatorship that invade countries such as Iraq because of some outdated Muslim crap. We also have this fag emo guy called Sean Hannity who tells about some Holy War bullshit such as blowing that Israel off the map. Big fucking deal. It is not going to cause the Battle of Armageddon, isn't it. And electing a Pope was a month long hassle - they had to spend weeks and weeks staring at some chimney til you see white smoke and then you get some old outdated German guy that want to bring the church back to the Dark Ages. They were starting to do Latin again and speaking in tongues, which they haven't done for about 100 years or so.

In 2007, the economy crashes. Steve Jobs tries to recover the economy with the iPhone

Some scholars such as Bill Nye and Stephen Hawking argue that the 90's died on January 1st, 2004 and "after that all hope was lost for humanity and the world became pretty gay" as said by Bill Mays.

We get pounded by a Bunch of Hurricanes in 2005, which was runned by the government by seeding the atmosphere by George W. Bush and creates Natural Weapons of Mass Destruction.


FashionEdit

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Everyone was obsessed with the color blue in the 2000's, and green in the earlier parts of the decade thanks to that one movie.

Goth, Emo, white rappers, silicon bracelets, meterosexuals, brown jackets made out of dead animals' skins, jorts, skinny jeans, trucker hats, heelys, buzzcuts and wristbands were all among the trends of the 2000's. The word "bro" also all but replaced the inferior term "dude" which had been outdated since the 1970s, but originality didn't come again until the 2000s. Not as cheesy as the previous decades, but definitely weird in its own right.

The wording from the 1990s stuck around too, baggy jeans also remained underground and it was a small press thing. The fringe picked up with the advent of Lulu.com so those who were with them in their better years carried the swag of a black long sleeve t-shirt or the golf cap.

The word "Fucktard" became more evident on LiveJournal and those you can tell were with Lulu.com or an indie sprouted their hair long. The word "piss-blogger" was introduced via video blog in 2008. The aspects of the 1990s remained when period lit picked up because of stories from the news in the 1990s became movies in 2002-2003. If you had a real website you were laughed at because everyone was using LiveJournal for their presence or Xanga.com.

Sort of like well put lightly, how those on a cell phone with Android mock those who still use e-mail. As in they use Android to access facebook and give those flack for operating in print on demand so that brings us to our next topic..... scroll down....

Literature Edit

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We'll kill some trees for you for you novel, just will cost you $999 starting plus every other hidden fee we can dredge up.

Ranges from the mass market to the print on demand.

Will be said of many. Some of the hold-outs from the 1980s and 1990s were getting published in print via CreateSpace.com, Lulu.com, iUniverse, or other places that are considered obscure.

If you owned obscure titles that are not in the bookstores you were considered one of the cool ones or had a cool relative hooking you up. The advent of Open Office becoming widely available made Lulu.com a craze that continued into the next decade. The word piss-blogger had been coined in the small press circles when gossip bloggers started to invite the demons of everyday press to the table, enough room for the headspace. Ya-da-ya-da-ya-da and all that noise, yeah more are becoming published and token paying mags took paypal to do it. One quick e-mail to a magazine with one short story of yours, you made either by the word or $10.00 for something in your head. The pay was meager but more rewarding than being on a V-A-N-I-T-Y press. The token paying anthology gave everyone the fun material to read, but they had to go really looking for it because they were not readily available in Barns and Noble because sadly they're print on demand.

Authors who worked with Lulu.com, CreateSpace.com, Smashwords.com, and later The Book Patch or Blurb.com, they kept the money they earned from sales (the more so the fourth in the tier.) Everyone had to developed their niche to be discovered, in 1997 this was the personal website. LiveJournal was something where the V-A-N-I-T-Y novel tends to brag about, until one found out how much they paid for the thing. Indies barely break even and some have to take a side job somewhere so the publication Worker's Write has moments of funny in the pages. Everyone and their mother was getting published too, and the publications became numerous and anthologies, it's hard to choose from and gain the marketshare.

In 2000, The Clubhouse Model saw a book published but it's 18 years out of print and out of date -- where the author came from a school that stresses on no profanity. It would been seen as having thrown paper airplanes thrown at them in the classroom because the small press circles had spent time in Saturday School detention. That book wasn't even a best seller and going for as much as $87.00 used as a trade paperback.

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This man will say, "There are just some things you just cannot make up." His genre Creative Nonfiction was given a darker sheen in 2002 within the Chicagoland area. Want to submit something, just have your 3 clams handy.

The Fan Fiction sector became more visible. FictionPress.com emerged in 2003 and writers were tapped for anthologies when they were still teenagers, this was before The Book Patch made waves in 2010 and seen middle school kids getting in the act.

The small press became much darker and edgier in contrast to the squeaky clean movement mentioned below. The Goth was the one who gave the underground literature hookups and knew where to find the obscure material into the next decade. YouTube made the small press accessible as did Linkedin.com, AuthorsDen.com became a market place where the scary became the draw and the funny well they need to look even closer because The Babylon Bee wasn't realized at the time. Ralan.com became the Craigslist for these publications.

Everyone and their mother were compiling a magazine or anthology of small press literature as the rise of the digital pulp was realized, though the protests came from LiveJournal, WordPress.com, and Xanga.com. If they checked your work out, cool but it's more pavement pounding and pinterest to get the word out. Some small presses fade out, others almost forced down while others are preserved for history to teach others how it's done.

There also are the gossip blogs and shitty wikis that like to lie through their teeth too. Not many authors who emerge here are best sellers but have followings, though followings don't always amount to sales. The connections are there but not everyone is J. K. Rowling or those who made a mint from their franchises, though it wasn't without their scandals.

MoviesEdit

In 2008, the world witnessed the highest wonder of the history of the universe; The Dark Knight, the greatest achivement of all civilization, was released. 2002-2003 saw films set in 1992-1997 based upon true events becoming cult films. Sometimes not hitting paydirt but the discussions will pop up from those who were in high school school or in college during that era and turning 25-26 in 2001-2002 will be the ones who start the discussions about it.

MusicEdit

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A wild pack of emos in the 2000s.

The 2000s were reasonably good in terms of music, just ignore the introduction of Justin Bieber in the very late 2000s, just like people ignored songs such as "Barbie Girl" and "The Witch Doctor" song as legitimate art in the past. Some of the 2000s greatest artists included Gorrilaz (yes, actual gorrilas), Green Day, Linkin Park, Eminem, Britney Spears, The White Stripes and more. Emo culture greatly effected rock music, spawning a genre of its own because again, why not? Edgy teens existed then too. The 2000s can also be referred to as the "Emo Decade"; as with hippies in the 1960s and hipsters in the 2010s, whether or not this trend was positive is completely up to you.

The boy bands turn gangsta, and the girl singers begin their transition into whores. Then they turn into snotty whores and wannabe punk whores like Avirl Lavigne. Hilary Duff was pretty good actually.

Although the early 2000s were reasonably good in terms of music, worldwide genres such as pop, goth, pre-Bush era country, and rock seemed to have lost all their dignity after pissing themselves on the way to the toilet by the mid-2000s. From then on, there were only two types of music in the 2000s: emo (something even worse replaced goth) and hip hop. Not the good rap like Snoop Dogg and Tupac, but the crap like Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Yung Fag Boyz, and all these wannabe guys that talk about the same thing. In the mid-2000s, every rap video was about some hoe riding on the fender of some twenty-fo in wheels. In 2004, Green Day tried to come back but were not as good as they were in the '90s. In 2006, the global strawberry crop grew from one billion strawberries a year to one trillion strawberries a second; this rise is attributed to the mumbling in "Temperature" by Sean Paul.

The 2000s were the first decade in which a robot, in this case being T-Pain, reached #1 on the charts; Bjork didn't quite make it in the 1990s. It is not unsensible when saying that the Noughties were the beginning of the end of good music; in 2001, all taste was lost when Nickelback, the Apostles of Suck, became popular with "How You Remind Me." In 2005, we all had a "Bad Day" when Daniel Powter first played on the radio; that same year, the world had James Blunt, who is very similar to Ed Sheeran is today. In the late 2000s, Britney Spears decided to shave her head, and Christina Aguilera decided to shave her pussy. The last nail on the coffin for good music was in 2009 when Justin Bieber started to finally squeak "sing", trying to make Donny Osmond sound like Chuck Norris.

The 2000s also saw the rise of Kayne West. In the late 2000s, he decided to be an "autotune rapper" with competition with T-Pain, starts wearing shutter shades, listens to '80s glam metal, and watches the WWE, and tries to write background music for a PBS documentary. Kanye also interrupted Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV Music Awards. Hip Hop sold its soul to Lil Jon, around late 2003 or early 2004

Hilary Duff becomes a brunette, goes on a diet, and starts liking electropop. Lady Gaga rips her off. In 2009, Michael Jackson decided to tip over.

TelevisionEdit

Breaking Bad, Lost, The Wire, Malcolm in the Middle, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Samurai Jack, Mad Men... most people lose count on how many acclaimed shows were in the 2000s. It is considered by some, such as the ever-so-reliable WatchMojo, to be the golden age of television along with the 2010s.

In what is often called "the greatest cartoon of all-time" and certainly of the 2000s, Avatar: The Last Airbender sees a 112-year-old monk in a 12-year-old body in a romantic relationship with a 14-year-old eskimo water chick. Also, he fights the evil emo Prince Zuko and Firelord Mark Hamill, because Mark Hamill. One of the most noted TV shows of the 2000s was Lost, in which a ton of mysteries are explored among a cast of loveable, unforgettable characters and a great story. Except, only 2% of the show's mysteries ever got explained. But who cares right? It was totally a great show, bro.

Reality TV hits its peak, to the disgust of all with taste and a mind of their own. A lot of rip off to that half way decent Millionaire show. The only show on TV in the 2000s anyone watched anymore is American Idol. The Simpsons still played, but the audience was estimated to be about 100 people and 50 confused pets. The jokes on the Simpsons were starting to become the same, lame, repetitive jokes recycled over and over again. In the 2000s, television became reality, and now TVs watch us. Also, WWE wrestling starts becoming PG rated and the good ol' days of the Attitude Era are just pure nostalgia.

In 2007, Bob Barker retired from The Price Is Right, and the show would never be the same.

Michael Cera and Jimmy Fallon flooded the world with their unfunnyness.

The best thing about the Noughties is that they ended, but the second best thing was that after much pointless conflict, Family Guy was uncancelled after two years of being stuck in the dark. Tragic fratboys mopping the halls of their colleges were no longer miserable.

SportsEdit

The 2000s were the beginning, peak and end of sports dynasties: the New York Yankees, New England Patriots and Los Angeles Lakers. The Minnesota Timberwolves lost their luster when Kevin Garnett decided to retire in 2006. It really went downhill when the Cardinals made it to the Super Bowl in 2009 and when Brett Favre made it to the Vikings the same year.

PenguinsEdit

In the 2000s, people had a very strange fascination with penguins; penguin-oriented movies such as March of the Penguins (2005), Happy Feet (2006), Surf's Up (2007), Not Another Penguin Movie? (2008), and Unfortunaly Yes (2009) were released annually through the mid-to-late 2000s. Also, the Pittsburgh Penguins pwned the Detroit Red Wings in the 2009 Stanley Cup Finals. And the geeks from Linux had a penguin too. Plus, the game Club Penguin was released to extreme popularity among '00s kids in 2005, because why not, more Penguins.

MemesEdit

Chuck Norris attempts to take over the world. He succeeds but decides he's too sexy for the world and gives it back. He sells a percentage of his sexyness to Justin Timberlake, along with the rights to sing the song "I'm Bringing Sexy Back". Some memes had been around since 1997; and one of them was frightening as it was also a your example of creepypasta.

Special Offer for the WorldEdit

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My Face…

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