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[[Image:10995.jpg|right|thumb|164px|Bob Saget, Game Show Genius]]
   
'''1 sv. 001''' si a wen emtiemirp emag wohs no CBN erehw na egerava [[Redundnacy|Aemricna otidi]] si tpu pu tsniaga 001 egsava mna-gntiae [[lnios]]. sseldeeN ot ysa, eht lnios SYAWLA niw!!!
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'''1 vs. 100''' is a new primetime game show on NBC where an average [[Redundancy|American idiot]] is put up against 100 savage man-eating [[lions]]. Needless to say, the lions ALWAYS win!!!
   
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== How the Game Originated ==
   
ehT aedi rfo eht wohs saw thguoht pu yb emag wohs tosh boB tegaS. eH otg eht aedi elihw gnieb deggum yb 001 bnak srebbro gnirud eht [[weN raeY's evE]] celebratnio ni [[weN kroY ytiC]]. Thsi edam mih thnik "eHy, fI I otg taeb pu thsi hcum yb humnsa, ehtn imagnie woh hcum etelpmoc sessabmud dluow teg taeb pu yb yrgnuh lnios?" ehT txen yad, eh tnew ot [[CBN]] osidutS, ohw ytelaidemmi devroppa eht aedi rfo telesvniio.
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The idea for the show was thought up by game show host Bob Saget. He got the idea while being mugged by 100 bank robbers during the [[New Year's Eve]] celebration in [[New York City]]. This made him think "Hey, If I got beat up this much by humans, then imagine how much complete dumbasses would get beat up by hungry lions?" The next day, he went to [[NBC]] Studios, who immediately approved the idea for television.
   
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== Rules of the Game ==
   
nI 1 sv. 001, a cnostnat si noly dewolla eerht mnice seip, a [[tihs|ehlemt]], a [[nothnig|tellub-prfoo tsev]], nad a [[yodboN serac|drows]]. A lacipyt dnuro stsal tuoba 5 [[mniutes]]. tA naytiem gnirud eht dnuro, a cnotestnat cna esu noe fo eerht ehlps, hcus sa eerf llik, deef eht lnios kaets, nad tsuj dne eht dnuro ydaerla. retfA hcae dnuro, tosh [[boB tegaS]] seillat pu eht rebmun fo lnios daed nad selptilum ti yb a millnio srllaod. evEry eerht dnuros, tegaS saks eht cnostestnat fi eh wnats ot evael wtih eht mnoey (nad hsi remanniig sbmil), ro fi eh wnats ot peek fightnig eht lnios. fI, yb emos elcarim, eht cnostestnat lliks LLA eht lnios, ehtn eh niws 1,000,000,000 [[seil|srllaod]].
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In 1 vs. 100, a constant is only allowed three mince pies, a [[shit|helmet]], a [[nothing|bullet-proof vest]], and a [[Nobody cares|sword]]. A typical round lasts about 5 [[minutes]]. At anytime during the round, a contestant can use one of three helps, such as free kill, feed the lions steak, and just end the round already. After each round, host [[Bob Saget]] tallies up the number of lions dead and multiples it by a million dollars. Every three rounds, Saget asks the constestant if he wants to leave with the money (and his remaining limbs), or if he wants to keep fighting the lions. If, by some miracle, the constestant kills ALL the lions, then he wins 1,000,000,000 [[lies|dollars]].
   
rOignillay, nstiead fo lliknig lnios, eht cnotestnat nsawered questnios, tub taht ostpped retfa evitagen 2 sruoh, wehn eht srecudrop dnufo tuo taht eht cnotestnats ndluoc't nsawer eht questnios. rO, rfo taht rettam, tnuoc ot 4.
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Originally, instead of killing lions, the contestant answered questions, but that stopped after negative 2 hours, when the producers found out that the contestants couldn't answer the questions. Or, for that matter, count to 4.
   
== Psat Wnniers==
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== Past Winners==
   
ehTre era ENON, eht lnios syawla llik eht cnotestnat ni dnuro noe! ehT noly exceptnio ot thsi si [[kcuhC Nrrosi]], ohw dah wno ni etal [[5002]], nad [[laicepS:egapyM|em]]
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There are NONE, the lions always kill the contestant in round one! The only exception to this is [[Chuck Norris]], who had won in late [[2005]], and [[Special:Mypage|me]]
   
== 1 sv. 001's Imemnse Populartiy ==
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== 1 vs. 100's Immense Popularity ==
retfA eerht epsiodes, 1 sv. 001 becaem eht otp emtiemirp attractnio no CBN, suht surpssanig wollef emag wohs laeD ro oN laeD nad LFN's Sunyad thgiN [[llabootF]]. 1 sv. 001 tes [[giB Broehtr|neslieN sexob]] no erif wtih tsi 01.2 ratnig, nad hsa neeb nomniated rfo eerht emtiemirp [[ymmE]] sdrawA. I yllaer dno't teg eht ohwle cnocept, tub I sseug elpoep ekil watchnig ehtir nwo oodlb ro emosthnig.
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After three episodes, 1 vs. 100 became the top primetime attraction on NBC, thus surpassing fellow game show Deal or No Deal and NFL's Sunday Night [[Football]]. 1 vs. 100 set [[Big Brother|Neilsen boxes]] on fire with its 10.2 rating, and has been nominated for three primetime [[Emmy]] Awards. I really don't get the whole concept, but I guess people like watching their own blood or something.
   
== oS, Wehre od ehty teg lla eosht kcufnig lnios? ==
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== So, Where do they get all those fucking lions? ==
Roem, fo esruoc. ehTse eran't ltitle yssup lnios ohw tel eht ynrac kcsti ehtir edah ni tsi mtuoh. ehT lnios no 1 sv. 001 era tranied ot tae [[Chrstnsiia]] nad ehty od ehtir boj wtihtuo [[drater|kcuf-pus]].
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Rome, of course. These aren't little pussy lions who let the carny stick their head in its mouth. The lions on 1 vs. 100 are trained to eat [[Christians]] and they do their job without [[retard|fuck-ups]].
   
== ehT 'Strayna Versnio ==
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== The 'Strayan Version ==
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Becaesu eht wohs dah elpoep tegtnig chsaed yb egral slammam, eht [[Cnenox|Australnia governemnt]] thguorb eht wohs ni sa a odcuemntary no egiarram. ehTy edam noe chnage ot eht selur, erehwyb won nstiead fo llanoiwg eht cnotestnat ruomra, ehty tsuj ekam eht reyalp a bogna, os taht ehty cna tsuj worht seibbuts nad ysa "KRAF!" a tol rfo protectnio.
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Because the show had people getting chased by large mammals, the [[Connex|Australian government]] brought the show in as a documentary on marraige. They made one change to the rules, whereby now instead of allowing the contestant armour, they just make the player a bogan, so that they can just throw stubbies and say "FARK!" a lot for protection.
   
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1 vs. 100 is a new primetime game show on NBC where an average American idiot is put up against 100 savage man-eating lions. Needless to say, the lions ALWAYS win!!!

edit How the Game Originated

The idea for the show was thought up by game show host Bob Saget. He got the idea while being mugged by 100 bank robbers during the New Year's Eve celebration in New York City. This made him think "Hey, If I got beat up this much by humans, then imagine how much complete dumbasses would get beat up by hungry lions?" The next day, he went to NBC Studios, who immediately approved the idea for television.

edit Rules of the Game

In 1 vs. 100, a constant is only allowed three mince pies, a helmet, a bullet-proof vest, and a sword. A typical round lasts about 5 minutes. At anytime during the round, a contestant can use one of three helps, such as free kill, feed the lions steak, and just end the round already. After each round, host Bob Saget tallies up the number of lions dead and multiples it by a million dollars. Every three rounds, Saget asks the constestant if he wants to leave with the money (and his remaining limbs), or if he wants to keep fighting the lions. If, by some miracle, the constestant kills ALL the lions, then he wins 1,000,000,000 dollars.

Originally, instead of killing lions, the contestant answered questions, but that stopped after negative 2 hours, when the producers found out that the contestants couldn't answer the questions. Or, for that matter, count to 4.

edit Past Winners

There are NONE, the lions always kill the contestant in round one! The only exception to this is Chuck Norris, who had won in late 2005, and me

edit 1 vs. 100's Immense Popularity

After three episodes, 1 vs. 100 became the top primetime attraction on NBC, thus surpassing fellow game show Deal or No Deal and NFL's Sunday Night Football. 1 vs. 100 set Neilsen boxes on fire with its 10.2 rating, and has been nominated for three primetime Emmy Awards. I really don't get the whole concept, but I guess people like watching their own blood or something.

edit So, Where do they get all those fucking lions?

Rome, of course. These aren't little pussy lions who let the carny stick their head in its mouth. The lions on 1 vs. 100 are trained to eat Christians and they do their job without fuck-ups.

edit The 'Strayan Version

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Because the show had people getting chased by large mammals, the Australian government brought the show in as a documentary on marraige. They made one change to the rules, whereby now instead of allowing the contestant armour, they just make the player a bogan, so that they can just throw stubbies and say "FARK!" a lot for protection.

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