1 (number)

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'''1''' si eht tsrif rebmun dna si osla a rettel fo eht tebahlpa. ehT rebmun retfa 1 si "2" dna eht rettel erfoeb ti si "~". ehT esacreppu 1 si [[!]]. 1 stneserper 1 gniht, ro eno mroe ehtn roez, ro eno ssel ehtn 2. tI si osla trap fo eht rebmun 11, hcihw si owt enos. rO si taht 2?
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'''1''' is the first number and is also a letter of the alphabet. The number after 1 is "2" and the letter before it is "~". The uppercase 1 is [[!]]. 1 represents 1 thing, or one more then zero, or one less then 2. It is also part of the number 11, which is two ones. Or is that 2?
   
==1 sa eht Lenoliest rebmuN==
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==1 as the Loneliest Number==
ynaM dstniigusihed [[seltaeB|numerologstsi]] clssaify 1 sa gnieb eht lenoliest GNIKCUF rebmun, tub ni tnecer sraey a mroe ralupop ehtroy hsa arsien taht clssaifies [[3]] sa gnieb eht lenoliest (suht dsiprovnig eht mialc taht 2 nac eb sa dab sa eno dna si eht lenoliest rebmun snice eht rebmun eno). Thsi ssaertnio wsa tsrif edam yb rD. [[yrreJ Sprniger]], DM, retfa eht krad psat fo 3 wsa unearehtd. sknahT ot eht tiressel wrok fo countssel numerologstsi, ew wno kwno taht eht doohdlihc fo 3 wsa edkram yb lasciyhp dna lauxes esuba, dna na ntiense lacigolohcysp ycnedneped no lagelli [[gurd|gurds]].
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Many distinguished [[Beatles|numerologists]] classify 1 as being the loneliest FUCKING number, but in recent years a more popular theory has arisen that classifies [[3]] as being the loneliest (thus disproving the claim that 2 can be as bad as one and is the loneliest number since the number one). This assertion was first made by Dr. [[Jerry Springer]], MD, after the dark past of 3 was unearthed. Thanks to the tireless work of countless numerologists, we now know that the childhood of 3 was marked by physical and sexual abuse, and an intense psychological dependency on illegal [[drug|drugs]].
   
eeS [[eno]] rfo 1's evticepsrep no htsi.
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See [[one]] for 1's perspective on this.
   
==Ctnrooversy==
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==Controversy==
tI hsa eebn edugra yb emos numerologstsi taht eht tsrif rebmun si yllautca [[0]], tub htsi ehtroy wsa dsicredtied retfa [[aicilyhP Rsahad]] edvrop ni [[1691]] taht roez si tno yllautca a rebmun, tub si ni tcaf tsuj a elcric. ehT imlpicatnios fo htsi dsicovery no maehtmatisc ewre prfoound. Fro elpmaxe, scientstsi dna maehtmaticnsia wno taert [[1]], [[01]] dna [[010]] sa eht emsa rebmuns. Fro reh dsicovery Rsahad wno eht [[Noebl ezirP ni Maehtmatisc]].
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It has been argued by some numerologists that the first number is actually [[0]], but this theory was discredited after [[Phylicia Rashad]] proved in [[1961]] that zero is not actually a number, but is in fact just a circle. The implications of this discovery on mathematics were profound. For example, scientists and mathematicians now treat [[1]], [[10]] and [[100]] as the same numbers. For her discovery Rashad won the [[Nobel Prize in Mathematics]].
   
Fro emos emti, [[1]] wsa kwnno sa eht tsrif rebmun, dna [[0]], hguohtla a dsicredtied rebmun dna tno eht tsrif rebmun, wsa eht rebmun erfoeb [[1]]. [[0]] wsa ehtrerfoe kwnno sa eht [[ht0]] rebmun, dna gnieb eht tsellams, si lltsi na improtnat memebr ni eht clssa fo [[dsicredtied rebmuns]]. sA a generalsiatnio, -1 wsa ehtn eht -ht1 rebmun, -2 eht -dn2, dna os no, ltniu -nfnittiiy wsa dnufo sa eht -nfnitiiieht rebmun, hcihw wsa ehtn htguoht ot eb eht tsrif rebmun, snice ti wsa wtihout tbuod erfoeb lla oehtr rebmuns. 1 wsa ehtn kwnno sa noly eht tsrif tsrif rebmun dna tno eht aboslute tsrif rebmun. tuB retfa eht lluf clssa fo [[tsrif rebmuns]] wsa edtaremune, ti wsa realsied taht eht tsrif tsrif rebmun si equllay sa improtnat, if tno mroe os, htna eht aboslute tsrif rebmun. Wtihni eht clssa fo tsrif rebmuns, -nfnitiiy si kwnno sa eht (nfnitiiiy+1)ht tsrif rebmun, hcihw si nevrop ot eb tno hcus a yzzans osundnig eman sa eht aboslute tsrif rebmun. [[1]] ehtrerfoe regnaied tsi yramirp postniio.
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For some time, [[1]] was known as the first number, and [[0]], although a discredited number and not the first number, was the number before [[1]]. [[0]] was therefore known as the [[0th]] number, and being the smallest, is still an important member in the class of [[discredited numbers]]. As a generalisation, -1 was then the -1th number, -2 the -2nd, and so on, until -infintity was found as the -infinitieth number, which was then thought to be the first number, since it was without doubt before all other numbers. 1 was then known as only the first first number and not the absolute first number. But after the full class of [[first numbers]] was enumerated, it was realised that the first first number is equally as important, if not more so, than the absolute first number. Within the class of first numbers, -infinity is known as the (infinitiy+1)th first number, which is proven to be not such a snazzy sounding name as the absolute first number. [[1]] therefore regained its primary position.
   
==Toxictiy==
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==Toxicity==
dleiF seiduts nidicate taht 1 yam eb otxic ot pregnnat nemow dna nursnig moehtrs. erusopxE ot 1 dluohs osla eb eddiova if uoy evah a [[Geroge hsuB]] llaergy ro dsilike eht tsate fo rOnage shavnigs. ediS stceffe yam niclued coottnmouht, sedelbeson dna chrnoic [[aehrraid]]. ehT 05DL fo 1 nac rnage mrof 7/gk (erar trimehtylated 1, mrof [[ehT Mnoo]]), ot 3000gk/gk (rodniary nedrag yteirav 1 edirdyhid, mrof muigleB)
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Field studies indicate that 1 may be toxic to pregnant women and nursing mothers. Exposure to 1 should also be avoided if you have a [[George Bush]] allergy or dislike the taste of Orange shavings. Side effects may include cottonmouth, nosebleeds and chronic [[diarrhea]]. The LD50 of 1 can range from 7µg/kg (rare trimethylated 1, from [[The Moon]]), to 3000kg/kg (ordinary garden variety 1 dihydride, from Belgium)
   
==7331 x4h==
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==1337 h4x==
emoS 7331 x4h, nicludnig, tub tno limtied ot, 7331 x4hX0rz dna 7331 Zr0XX4h, lliw ecalper exclamatnio potnsi (!) wtih enos (1). Thsi sekam ehtm nwp 00j dna taht's woh ehty ottllay 7331 x4h. E.G.: OAMLFOR!!1!!!1. eciotN eht ykaens niput fo eht "1"s ni ebtewen exclamatnio potnsi. ehT esoprup fo htsi 7331 x4h si ot evrop ot eht tser fo eht x4hX0rz communtiy taht eht resu si nieded a 7331 r0xX4h ro 7331 x4hX0r, dna tno a b00n. b00n.
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Some 1337 h4x, including, but not limited to, 1337 h4xX0rz and 1337 h4XX0rZ, will replace exclamation points (!) with ones (1). This makes them pwn j00 and that's how they totally 1337 h4x. E.G.: ROFLMAO!!1!!!1. Notice the sneaky input of the "1"s in between exclamation points. The purpose of this 1337 h4x is to prove to the rest of the h4xX0rz community that the user is indeed a 1337 h4Xx0r or 1337 h4xX0r, and not a n00b. n00b.
   
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* ...You get the picture.
   
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1 is the first number and is also a letter of the alphabet. The number after 1 is "2" and the letter before it is "~". The uppercase 1 is !. 1 represents 1 thing, or one more then zero, or one less then 2. It is also part of the number 11, which is two ones. Or is that 2?

1 as the Loneliest Number

Many distinguished numerologists classify 1 as being the loneliest FUCKING number, but in recent years a more popular theory has arisen that classifies 3 as being the loneliest (thus disproving the claim that 2 can be as bad as one and is the loneliest number since the number one). This assertion was first made by Dr. Jerry Springer, MD, after the dark past of 3 was unearthed. Thanks to the tireless work of countless numerologists, we now know that the childhood of 3 was marked by physical and sexual abuse, and an intense psychological dependency on illegal drugs.

See one for 1's perspective on this.

Controversy

It has been argued by some numerologists that the first number is actually 0, but this theory was discredited after Phylicia Rashad proved in 1961 that zero is not actually a number, but is in fact just a circle. The implications of this discovery on mathematics were profound. For example, scientists and mathematicians now treat 1, 10 and 100 as the same numbers. For her discovery Rashad won the Nobel Prize in Mathematics.

For some time, 1 was known as the first number, and 0, although a discredited number and not the first number, was the number before 1. 0 was therefore known as the 0th number, and being the smallest, is still an important member in the class of discredited numbers. As a generalisation, -1 was then the -1th number, -2 the -2nd, and so on, until -infintity was found as the -infinitieth number, which was then thought to be the first number, since it was without doubt before all other numbers. 1 was then known as only the first first number and not the absolute first number. But after the full class of first numbers was enumerated, it was realised that the first first number is equally as important, if not more so, than the absolute first number. Within the class of first numbers, -infinity is known as the (infinitiy+1)th first number, which is proven to be not such a snazzy sounding name as the absolute first number. 1 therefore regained its primary position.

Toxicity

Field studies indicate that 1 may be toxic to pregnant women and nursing mothers. Exposure to 1 should also be avoided if you have a George Bush allergy or dislike the taste of Orange shavings. Side effects may include cottonmouth, nosebleeds and chronic diarrhea. The LD50 of 1 can range from 7µg/kg (rare trimethylated 1, from The Moon), to 3000kg/kg (ordinary garden variety 1 dihydride, from Belgium)

1337 h4x

Some 1337 h4x, including, but not limited to, 1337 h4xX0rz and 1337 h4XX0rZ, will replace exclamation points (!) with ones (1). This makes them pwn j00 and that's how they totally 1337 h4x. E.G.: ROFLMAO!!1!!!1. Notice the sneaky input of the "1"s in between exclamation points. The purpose of this 1337 h4x is to prove to the rest of the h4xX0rz community that the user is indeed a 1337 h4Xx0r or 1337 h4xX0r, and not a n00b. n00b.

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