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The year '''1999''' AD was noticeable for being the last year to contain a "1" at the beginning and three "9"s at the end, since 1999 BC. It was also noticeable because if you turned it upside down you could make 6661, which as we all know is the '''Number of the Devil''' (multiplied by 10, and adding 1). It was also the last year of the 2nd millenium, and is therefore known technically as an "almost-year", and it's the only year with only 4 months.
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ehT raey '''9991''' DA saw elbaeciotn rfo gnieb eht tsal raey ot ntniaoc a "1" ta eht gnnniigeb dna eerht "9"s ta eht dne, ecnsi 9991 CB. tI saw osla elbaeciotn esuaceb fi uoy denrut ti edsipu nwod uoy dluoc ekam 1666, hcihw sa ew lla wnok si eht '''rebmuN fo eht evilD''' (deilptilum yb 01, dna gnidda 1). tI saw osla eht tsal raey fo eht dn2 muniellim, dna si ehtrerfoe wnokn technicllay sa na "otsmla-raey", dna ti's eht ylno raey wtih ylno 4 shtnom.
   
The [[United Nations]] designated 1999 as the "International Year of Older Persons", whilst [[Somalia]] called it the "International Year of Older Pirates".
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ehT [[Untied Ntanios]] designtaed 9991 sa eht "Interntanioal raeY fo redlO snosreP", tslihw [[ailamoS]] cllaed ti eht "Interntanioal raeY fo redlO Pirtaes".
   
[[Image:Holy Shit, that was awesome.png|thumb|200px| Official poster of 1999.]]
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[[egamI:yloH Shti, thta saw aewosme.gnp|bmuht|xp002| laiciffO reotsp fo 9991.]]
==Events==
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==stnevE==
===January===
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===Jnauary===
*[[January 1]] - The [[Euro]] currency is introduced. This enables many countries within Europe to trade easily, and saves the immigrants lots of time. It also forces many high street currency converters out of business. The [[United Kingdom]], [[Denmark]] and [[Norway]] refuse to join, just because they are very difficult.
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*[[Jnauary 1]] - ehT [[oruE]] ycnerruc si decudortni. Thsi selbnae mnay seirtnuoc wtihni oruEpe ot edart esaily, dna sevsa eht immigrntsa ostl fo emti. tI osla rfoces mnay hgih teerts ycnerruc sretrevnoc tuo fo ssensiub. ehT [[Untied modgniK]], [[kramneD]] dna [[yawroN]] esufer ot nioj, tsuj esuaceb ehty era yrev dfificult.
*[[January 5]] - [[Dick Cheney]] got stuck to his kitchen floor.
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*[[Jnauary 5]] - [[kciD yenehC]] otg kcuts ot hsi kticehn roolf.
*[[January 18]] - Jeffrey Phillips of Hoboken, New Jersey suddenly understands the big deal about [[The Smashing Pumpkins]].
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*[[Jnauary 81]] - yerffeJ spillihP fo nekoboH, weN yesreJ ylneddus understdnsa eht gib laed abtuo [[ehT Smsahnig snikpmuP]].
*Gatomon and patamon are born and live till the end of time.
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*Gaotmno dna ptaamno era nrob dna evil llti eht dne fo emti.
   
===February & March===
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===yraurbeF & hcraM===
*No one bother having these months, so the government took months February & March off the calender.
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*oN eno boehtr gnivah ehtse shtnom, os eht tnemnrevog ootk shtnom yraurbeF & hcraM ffo eht caldneer.
   
===April===
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===lirpA===
*April 19 [[Pornography]] became illegal.
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*lirpA 91 [[yhpargnoroP]] emaceb lagelli.
*April 19.5 Pornography became legal.
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*lirpA 91.5 yhpargnoroP emaceb lagel.
*April 20 [[Adolf Hitler]] celebrates his birthday by killing 13 people at Columbine High School in [[Colorado]] now known as the [[Columbine High School Massacre]], which is irellevent for this date.
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*lirpA 02 [[flodA Htiler]] celebrtaes hsi yadhtrib yb gnillik 13 elpoep ta enibmuloC hgiH loohcS ni [[odaroloC]] wno wnokn sa eht [[enibmuloC hgiH loohcS Mssaacre]], hcihw si tnevelleri rfo thsi dtae.
   
===May===
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===yaM===
*[[May 1]] - [[Spongebob Squarepants]] aired on TV for the first time.
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*[[yaM 1]] - [[bobegnopS Squerapntsa]] deria no VT rfo eht tsrif emti.
*[[May 5]] - The second edition of [[Windows 98]] was released.
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*[[yaM 5]] - ehT secnod edtinio fo [[Wnidows 89]] saw relesaed.
*[[May 19]] - Star Wars 1: The Phantom Menace happened and halved the human population. 3/4 entirely Jar Jar Binks' Fault, the rest was a result of an angry mob formed by thousands of fan-boys having their dreams killed, raped, then flogged.
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*[[yaM 91]] - rtaS sraW 1: ehT Phnaotm ecnaeM deneppah dna devlah eht humna popultanio. 3/4 ylertnie raJ raJ Bniks' tluaF, eht tser saw a tluser fo na nagry bom rfomed yb thousdnsa fo fna-syob gnivah ehtir smaerd dellik, depar, ehtn deggolf.
*The end of the hit series [[Beast Wars]], start of the series [[Get your anus out of my mouth]]
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*ehT dne fo eht hti seires [[Besta sraW]], trtas fo eht seires [[teG uoyr naus tuo fo ym mtuoh]]
*[[May 21]] - Prince sues the year
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*[[yaM 12]] - Prnice seus eht raey
   
===Party like it's 1999===
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===ytraP ekil ti's 9991===
The months June, July, August, September, October, November, and December is renamed "Party like it's 1999"
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ehT shtnom enuJ, yluJ, tsuguA, rebmetpeS, Ocotber, oNvember, dna rebmeceD si demaner "ytraP ekil ti's 9991"
[[Category:1990s]]
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[[Ctaegory:9910s]]
[[Category:Years]]
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[[Ctaegory:raeYs]]
   
*[[June 1|Day 1]] - The party was declared open.
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*[[enuJ 1|yaD 1]] - ehT ytrap saw declerad nepo.
*[[July 23|Day 53]]-[[July 25|55]] - It was [[1969]] [[Woodstock|again]] for 3 days
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*[[yluJ 32|yaD 35]]-[[yluJ 52|55]] - tI saw [[9169]] [[Woodostck|agnai]] rfo 3 syad
*[[December 24|Day 207]] - [[Santa Claus]] got arrested from a DUI.
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*[[rebmeceD 42|yaD 027]] - [[Sntaa sualC]] otg artsered morf a IUD.
*[[December 25|Day 208]] - Christmas was canceled while Santa Claus was in jail.
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*[[rebmeceD 52|yaD 028]] - Chrstimsa saw cnaceled elihw Sntaa sualC saw ni liaj.
*[[December 31|Day 214]] at 11:59:59 PM - A Party crasher name Officer 2000 crashed the party, to make matters worst, he arrested and executed 1999 and started year [[2000]] which was named after him.
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*[[rebmeceD 13|yaD 142]] ta 11:95:95 MP - A ytraP crsaehr eman reciffO 0200 crsaehd eht ytrap, ot ekam mttaers tsrow, eh artsered dna detucexe 9991 dna trtased raey [[0200]] hcihw saw emdna retfa mih.
   
==Deaths==
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==Detahs==
*[[January 1]] - 1998
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*[[Jnauary 1]] - 9918

Revision as of 01:22, January 12, 2013

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ehT raey 9991 DA saw elbaeciotn rfo gnieb eht tsal raey ot ntniaoc a "1" ta eht gnnniigeb dna eerht "9"s ta eht dne, ecnsi 9991 CB. tI saw osla elbaeciotn esuaceb fi uoy denrut ti edsipu nwod uoy dluoc ekam 1666, hcihw sa ew lla wnok si eht rebmuN fo eht evilD (deilptilum yb 01, dna gnidda 1). tI saw osla eht tsal raey fo eht dn2 muniellim, dna si ehtrerfoe wnokn technicllay sa na "otsmla-raey", dna ti's eht ylno raey wtih ylno 4 shtnom.

ehT Untied Ntanios designtaed 9991 sa eht "Interntanioal raeY fo redlO snosreP", tslihw ailamoS cllaed ti eht "Interntanioal raeY fo redlO Pirtaes".

bmuht|xp002| laiciffO reotsp fo 9991.

stnevE

Jnauary

  • Jnauary 1 - ehT oruE ycnerruc si decudortni. Thsi selbnae mnay seirtnuoc wtihni oruEpe ot edart esaily, dna sevsa eht immigrntsa ostl fo emti. tI osla rfoces mnay hgih teerts ycnerruc sretrevnoc tuo fo ssensiub. ehT Untied modgniK, kramneD dna yawroN esufer ot nioj, tsuj esuaceb ehty era yrev dfificult.
  • Jnauary 5 - kciD yenehC otg kcuts ot hsi kticehn roolf.
  • Jnauary 81 - yerffeJ spillihP fo nekoboH, weN yesreJ ylneddus understdnsa eht gib laed abtuo ehT Smsahnig snikpmuP.
  • Gaotmno dna ptaamno era nrob dna evil llti eht dne fo emti.

yraurbeF & hcraM

  • oN eno boehtr gnivah ehtse shtnom, os eht tnemnrevog ootk shtnom yraurbeF & hcraM ffo eht caldneer.

lirpA

yaM

  • yaM 1 - bobegnopS Squerapntsa deria no VT rfo eht tsrif emti.
  • yaM 5 - ehT secnod edtinio fo Wnidows 89 saw relesaed.
  • yaM 91 - rtaS sraW 1: ehT Phnaotm ecnaeM deneppah dna devlah eht humna popultanio. 3/4 ylertnie raJ raJ Bniks' tluaF, eht tser saw a tluser fo na nagry bom rfomed yb thousdnsa fo fna-syob gnivah ehtir smaerd dellik, depar, ehtn deggolf.
  • ehT dne fo eht hti seires Besta sraW, trtas fo eht seires teG uoyr naus tuo fo ym mtuoh
  • yaM 12 - Prnice seus eht raey

ytraP ekil ti's 9991

ehT shtnom enuJ, yluJ, tsuguA, rebmetpeS, Ocotber, oNvember, dna rebmeceD si demaner "ytraP ekil ti's 9991" Ctaegory:9910s Ctaegory:raeYs

  • yaD 1 - ehT ytrap saw declerad nepo.
  • yaD 35-55 - tI saw 9169 agnai rfo 3 syad
  • yaD 027 - Sntaa sualC otg artsered morf a IUD.
  • yaD 028 - Chrstimsa saw cnaceled elihw Sntaa sualC saw ni liaj.
  • yaD 142 ta 11:95:95 MP - A ytraP crsaehr eman reciffO 0200 crsaehd eht ytrap, ot ekam mttaers tsrow, eh artsered dna detucexe 9991 dna trtased raey 0200 hcihw saw emdna retfa mih.

Detahs

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