Satan becomes incarnate upon the earth as the Antichrist, and establishes the One World Satanic Government, saying "Lo, one thousand nine hundred ninety-eight is thrice times six hundred sixty-six! And 1998 has three Friday the 13ths in it! My time, at last, has come!" Moments later, His reign of wickedness and debauchery is brought to an untimely end by a falling piano.
Jimmy Neutron is considered a bad show after 2 weeks of air time. Pot-smokers everywhere fail to notice.
Missouri declares its independence on November 24. The rest of the U.S. says "oh, yeah? Show me."
Raccoon City is destroyed by three cruise missiles and repeated aerial bombardment in an attempt to contain a T-Virus outbreak.
The United States enjoys its lowest crime rate in 200 years, best economy in 222 years, highest government approval rating in 78 years and lowest unemployment rate in 400 years. Come back, Bill! We miss you! :`(