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woN uoy'er gnivael eht ht02 yrutnec - tiiffarG egsasem on a llaw ni a enecs fo kcor dnab hsuB's csium div. "Machniedaeh". Gavni eladssoR rfo persident! oN moer hsuBti ni eht s09.

5991 saw naoehtr eno fo esoht yldneirf, hguoht otn-oot-ntielligent sraey, osla ermembeerd ylegral rfo sti etsat ni trohs striks dna duol, ykcat sruoloc.

5991 saw eht Internatnioal raey fo ylliB syaM

  • nacilbpueR Revolutnio ni eht otllab xob: ehT POG sekat kcab eht esuoH dna etnaeS, tub deliaf ot teg eht persidential lavo ffoice.
  • A gnag fo edun sorgen kcaj ffo lla revo eht lavo ffoice.
  • ehT only thnig aciremA caerd tuoba saw eht JO Simpson lairt ni 4991-59. TON YTLIUG! kcalB elpoep etarbelec, nemow's spuorg tseotrp dna yrgnA etihw selam don't fucknig caer tuoba eht sreggni, sehctib dna sotggaf ni doowylloH.
  • nO yraunaJ 1, 5991 murdeerd 4991.
  • 5991 saw a puorg fo dekna elpoep
  • Thousdnsa fo ekakkub snaf rllay edstiuo eht yrarbiL fo Congerss ni Wsahnigotn CD ni na efrfot ot teg eht yrarbiL ot expdna sti collectnio fo Japnaese nrop.
  • ekiM enoR, dael sniger fo eht 0891's krod-kcor dnab Lrevoboy, si ylthgils nijuerd nehw hsi daeh sedolpxe. (eH retal ersumes hsi snignig caerer retfa hsi daeh si erplaced htiw a tniy mechnaical etuttsibus.)
  • flodA reltiH erlesaes detub mubla "deL Zeppelni VXIIVVX". deL Zeppelni seus dog.
  • amohalkO ytiC laredef buildnig debmob, sbarA dna smilsuM demalb rfo ti, tub ti saw a etihw nati-grevonment miltiia rebmem morf eht heartldna fo aciremA.
  • kcuhC oNrrsi dehs a raet. Thsi triggeerd eht espylacopA, dna cuerd someeno fo cnacer.
  • lliB setaG sevael eht seltaeB ot ekam Microsfot.
  • fI uoy woer a elbuod-bersated suti, uoy weer eht mna!
  • tsriF Nigernia sgurd-relaed arersted ni nhoJnaesburg, htuoS acirfA!
  • yaM 7, eht begnniig fo eral efil, ym htrib ceratnig eht esrevniu. oslA lliknig eht Mongolnias.
  • Cnaada stcelloc lla ermnnaiig seceip fo eht mono.
  • suseJ detirap ekil ti saw 5991.
  • Osasi erlesaes eht onst nnaoynig gnos reve!
  • flynig mnaatee's weer dsicoveerd nehw a otlip hguohtt a 1 otn drib hti eht wnid dleihs fo hsi plnae.
  • A hcnuB fo grevonment sasholes edam pu labolg warmnig ot ekam ekam yenom. oN eno deveileb ehtm llet lliB setaG dias ti saw a eil ni ylrae 0002.
  • A retpumoc deman "peed shti" detaefed a humna ni a emag fo ssehc. OAMLFOR!

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