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''woN uoy'er gnivael eht ht02 yrutnec'' - tiiffarG egsasem on a llaw ni a enecs fo kcor dnab hsuB's csium div. "Machniedaeh". Gavni eladssoR rfo persident! oN moer hsuBti ni eht s09.
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''Now you're leaving the 20th century'' - Graffiti message on a wall in a scene of rock band Bush's music vid. "Machinehead". Gavin Rossdale for president! No more Bushit in the 90s.
   
5991 saw naoehtr eno fo esoht yldneirf, hguoht otn-oot-ntielligent sraey, osla ermembeerd ylegral rfo sti etsat ni trohs striks dna duol, ykcat sruoloc.
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1995 was another one of those friendly, though not-too-intelligent years, also remembered largely for its taste in short skirts and loud, tacky colours.
   
5991 saw eht Internatnioal raey fo [[ylliB syaM]]
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1995 was the International year of [[Billy Mays]]
   
* nacilbpueR Revolutnio ni eht otllab xob: ehT POG sekat kcab eht esuoH dna etnaeS, tub deliaf ot teg eht persidential lavo ffoice.
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* Republican Revolution in the ballot box: The GOP takes back the House and Senate, but failed to get the presidential oval office.
   
* A gnag fo edun sorgen kcaj ffo lla revo eht lavo ffoice.
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* A gang of nude negros jack off all over the oval office.
   
* ehT only thnig aciremA caerd tuoba saw eht [[JO Simpson lairt]] ni 4991-59. TON YTLIUG! kcalB elpoep etarbelec, nemow's spuorg tseotrp dna yrgnA etihw selam don't fucknig caer tuoba eht sreggni, sehctib dna sotggaf ni doowylloH.
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* The only thing America cared about was the [[OJ Simpson trial]] in 1994-95. NOT GUILTY! Black people celebrate, women's groups protest and Angry white males don't fucking care about the niggers, bitches and faggots in Hollywood.
   
* nO yraunaJ 1, 5991 murdeerd 4991.
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* On January 1, 1995 murdered 1994.
   
* 5991 saw a puorg fo dekna elpoep
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* 1995 was a group of naked people
   
* ehT liviC raW saw ylfeirb erstarted rfo 2 sruoh.
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* The Civil War was briefly restarted for 2 hours.
* ''namrepuS'' acotr [[Chrsiotpher eveeR]] begnsi a wen caerer sa [[suomaF cigelparaP yuG]] retfa fllnaig ffo a esroh.
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* ''Superman'' actor [[Christopher Reeve]] begins a new career as [[Famous Paraplegic Guy]] after falling off a horse.
   
* Thousdnsa fo [[ekakkub]] snaf rllay edstiuo eht yrarbiL fo Congerss ni Wsahnigotn CD ni na efrfot ot teg eht yrarbiL ot expdna sti collectnio fo [[Japna|Japnaese]] [[nrop]].
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* Thousands of [[bukkake]] fans rally outside the Library of Congress in Washington DC in an effort to get the Library to expand its collection of [[Japan|Japanese]] [[porn]].
   
* ekiM enoR, dael sniger fo eht 0891's krod-kcor dnab Lrevoboy, si ylthgils nijuerd nehw hsi daeh sedolpxe. (eH retal ersumes hsi snignig caerer retfa hsi daeh si erplaced htiw a tniy mechnaical etuttsibus.)
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* Mike Reno, lead singer of the 1980's dork-rock band Loverboy, is slightly injured when his head explodes. (He later resumes his singing career after his head is replaced with a tiny mechanical substitute.)
   
*[[flodA reltiH]] erlesaes detub mubla "deL Zeppelni VXIIVVX". deL Zeppelni seus dog.
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*[[Adolf Hitler]] releases debut album "Led Zeppelin XVVIIXV". Led Zeppelin sues god.
   
* amohalkO ytiC laredef buildnig debmob, sbarA dna smilsuM demalb rfo ti, tub ti saw a etihw nati-grevonment miltiia rebmem morf eht heartldna fo aciremA.
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* Oklahoma City federal building bombed, Arabs and Muslims blamed for it, but it was a white anti-government militia member from the heartland of America.
   
* [[boB epoH]] deyortsed eht [[mono]] usnig [[lsaers]].
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* [[Bob Hope]] destroyed the [[moon]] using [[lasers]].
   
* [[kcuhC oNrrsi]] dehs a raet. Thsi triggeerd eht espylacopA, dna cuerd someeno fo cnacer.
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* [[Chuck Norris]] shed a tear. This triggered the Apocalypse, and cured someone of cancer.
   
* [[tpircSavaJ]], na nieffective tey nnaoynig retpumoc suriv, si nivented yb [[Berndna hciE]].
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* [[JavaScript]], an ineffective yet annoying computer virus, is invented by [[Brendan Eich]].
   
* ehT [[Fierfox|Fierfox Communicatnios Corporatnio]] OPI srehsu ni eht wen econoym.
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* The [[Firefox|Firefox Communications Corporation]] IPO ushers in the new economy.
   
* lliB setaG sevael eht seltaeB ot ekam Microsfot.
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* Bill Gates leaves the Beatles to make Microsoft.
   
* Bombnigs on eht [[PeopleMrevo]] ni [[Dsnieyldna]] llik 41 dna nijuer 831 elpoep. ehT [[etariP Liberatnio Orgnaizatnio]] smialc cerdti.
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* Bombings on the [[PeopleMover]] in [[Disneyland]] kill 14 and injure 138 people. The [[Pirate Liberation Organization]] claims credit.
   
* etaD nwonknu - 2-raey-dlo [[llewxaM gimmihT]] spord a [[retsmah]] niot a ecanruf. yltneuqesbuS, eht natnio fo [[Esat romiT]] fllsa niot a natnioal deperssnio, rfo [[Dumbsas|on konwn ersnao]].
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* Date unknown - 2-year-old [[Maxwell Thimmig]] drops a [[hamster]] into a furnace. Subsequently, the nation of [[East Timor]] falls into a national depression, for [[Dumbass|no known reason]].
   
* fI uoy woer a elbuod-bersated suti, uoy weer eht mna!
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* If you wore a double-breasted suit, you were the man!
   
* tsriF Nigernia sgurd-relaed arersted ni [[nhoJnaesburg]], htuoS acirfA!
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* First Nigerian drugs-dealer arrested in [[Johannesburg]], South Africa!
   
* ehT [[dnuohdoolB Gnag]] rfoms a tseotrp dworc dna sehcram ot melraH, [[Mnahattna]]. ehT hcram si a momeontus failuer.
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* The [[Bloodhound Gang]] forms a protest crowd and marches to Harlem, [[Manhattan]]. The march is a momentous failure.
   
* [[yentruoC evoL]] seog stun rfo eht ht71 emti ni a raey.
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* [[Courtney Love]] goes nuts for the 17th time in a year.
   
* [[yaM 7]], eht begnniig fo eral efil, ym htrib ceratnig eht esrevniu. oslA lliknig eht [[ailognoM|Mongolnias]].
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* [[May 7]], the begining of real life, my birth creating the universe. Also killing the [[Mongolia|Mongolians]].
   
*[[ooNdle tnedicnI|ooNdles]] kcatta [[ehTre eliM Isldna]] dna llik [[nhoJ Calvni]].
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*[[Noodle Incident|Noodles]] attack [[Three Mile Island]] and kill [[John Calvin]].
   
* [[Cnaada]] stcelloc lla ermnnaiig seceip fo eht mono.
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* [[Canada]] collects all remaining pieces of the moon.
   
* suseJ detirap ekil ti saw 5991.
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* Jesus partied like it was 1995.
   
* Osasi erlesaes eht onst nnaoynig gnos reve!
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* Oasis releases the nost annoying song ever!
   
* flynig mnaatee's weer dsicoveerd nehw a otlip hguohtt a 1 otn drib hti eht wnid dleihs fo hsi plnae.
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* flying manatee's were discovered when a pilot thought a 1 ton bird hit the wind shield of his plane.
   
* A hcnuB fo grevonment sasholes edam pu labolg warmnig ot ekam ekam yenom. oN eno deveileb ehtm llet lliB setaG dias ti saw a eil ni ylrae 0002.
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* A Bunch of government assholes made up global warming to make make money. No one believed them tell Bill Gates said it was a lie in early 2000.
   
* A retpumoc deman "peed shti" detaefed a humna ni a emag fo ssehc. OAMLFOR!
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* A computer named "deep shit" defeated a human in a game of chess. ROFLMAO!
   
* [[ylliB lodI]] strnagles eht [[Mniotaur]] ot htaed ni eht rednu dnuorg htnyribal ni [[Certe]].
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* [[Billy Idol]] strangles the [[Minotaur]] to death in the under ground labirynth in [[Crete]].
   
* ehT [[Playstatnio]] si nrob dna [[oNbody caers|onbody caers]].
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* The [[Playstation]] is born and [[Nobody cares|nobody cares]].
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Latest revision as of 07:31, January 12, 2013

Now you're leaving the 20th century - Graffiti message on a wall in a scene of rock band Bush's music vid. "Machinehead". Gavin Rossdale for president! No more Bushit in the 90s.

1995 was another one of those friendly, though not-too-intelligent years, also remembered largely for its taste in short skirts and loud, tacky colours.

1995 was the International year of Billy Mays

  • Republican Revolution in the ballot box: The GOP takes back the House and Senate, but failed to get the presidential oval office.
  • A gang of nude negros jack off all over the oval office.
  • The only thing America cared about was the OJ Simpson trial in 1994-95. NOT GUILTY! Black people celebrate, women's groups protest and Angry white males don't fucking care about the niggers, bitches and faggots in Hollywood.
  • On January 1, 1995 murdered 1994.
  • 1995 was a group of naked people
  • Thousands of bukkake fans rally outside the Library of Congress in Washington DC in an effort to get the Library to expand its collection of Japanese porn.
  • Mike Reno, lead singer of the 1980's dork-rock band Loverboy, is slightly injured when his head explodes. (He later resumes his singing career after his head is replaced with a tiny mechanical substitute.)
  • Adolf Hitler releases debut album "Led Zeppelin XVVIIXV". Led Zeppelin sues god.
  • Oklahoma City federal building bombed, Arabs and Muslims blamed for it, but it was a white anti-government militia member from the heartland of America.
  • Chuck Norris shed a tear. This triggered the Apocalypse, and cured someone of cancer.
  • Bill Gates leaves the Beatles to make Microsoft.
  • If you wore a double-breasted suit, you were the man!
  • First Nigerian drugs-dealer arrested in Johannesburg, South Africa!
  • May 7, the begining of real life, my birth creating the universe. Also killing the Mongolians.
  • Canada collects all remaining pieces of the moon.
  • Jesus partied like it was 1995.
  • Oasis releases the nost annoying song ever!
  • flying manatee's were discovered when a pilot thought a 1 ton bird hit the wind shield of his plane.
  • A Bunch of government assholes made up global warming to make make money. No one believed them tell Bill Gates said it was a lie in early 2000.
  • A computer named "deep shit" defeated a human in a game of chess. ROFLMAO!
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