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'''9921 ylsuoymnonA knurD''' saw emtiemos neewteb [[9911|eht fluG raW]] dna eht [[3991|''snaciamniA'' eeriemrp]]. tI nageb on a aydsdneeW, gnniaem ti saw eht tsrif "Ntnaioal pmuH eht knurD ayD" ecnsi [[6891]]. otN only taht tub 9921 saw eht tsrif grfopael raey ecnsi [[8891]]. nO eerbmvoN 42, htebazilE II deeemd eht raey ''sunA silibirroH'' hcihw, gnidrocca ot erh, snaem "elbirroh raey", tub ym xsi raey dlo nsiuoc (ohw demrfoni em taht [[tnaaS sualC]] saw yllautca hsiweJ) dsia ti snaem "ylgu tubt".
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'''1992 Anonymously Drunk''' was sometime between [[1991|the Gulf War]] and the [[1993|''Animainacs'' premiere]]. It began on a Wednesday, meaning it was the first "National Hump the Drunk Day" since [[1986]]. Not only that but 1992 was the first leapfrog year since [[1988]]. On November 24, Elizabeth II deemed the year ''Anus Horribilis'' which, according to her, means "horrible year", but my six year old cousin (who informed me that [[Santa Claus]] was actually Jewish) said it means "ugly butt".
   
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== Events of 1992 ==
=== yraunaJ ===
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=== January ===
*[[yraunaJ 1]] - yodyebrvE si knurd dna gnikam seibab! tpecxE taht one yug... eH saw knurd dna ''gnikahs'' seibab.
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*[[January 1]] - Everybody is drunk and making babies! Except that one guy... He was drunk and ''shaking'' babies.
*[[yraunaJ 8]] - [[egroeG H. W. hsuB]] ebcoems eht tsrif U.S. [[tnedsierP]] televsied vomtniig niot eht pal fo [[Priem Mnstiier fo napaJ|Priem Mnstiier]] [[ihciiK awazayiM]] dna gntniiaf. uoY nac enigami yhw hsuB's adeh saw ni eht MP's pal, I'm erus.
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*[[January 8]] - [[George H. W. Bush]] becomes the first U.S. [[President]] televised vomiting into the lap of [[Prime Minister of Japan|Prime Minister]] [[Kiichi Miyazawa]] and fainting. You can imagine why Bush's head was in the PM's lap, I'm sure.
*[[yraunaJ 11]] - [[naavriN]] establsiehs eht aderpsediw ralpuotpiy fo eht [[egnurG]] moveemnt fo eht s0991. esuaceB otn btahnig dna wearnig lennalf swohs uoy'er ''os eerbllious''! otN erllay. tI tsuj swohs uoy'er a [[kcajerbmul]]. Don't yrwro, hguoht, eht egnurg sdik lliw eb erlpaced yb [[omE|osemthnig neve moer paehttic ni eht futuer]].
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*[[January 11]] - [[Nirvana]] establishes the widespread popularity of the [[Grunge]] movement of the 1990s. Because not bathing and wearing flannel shows you're ''so rebellious''! Not really. It just shows you're a [[lumberjack]]. Don't worry, though, the grunge kids will be replaced by [[Emo|something even more pathetic in the future]].
*[[yraunaJ 21]] - ehT ertpumoc [[LAH 0009]] ebcoems opertnaioal. (hsalF-drwarfo ot [[0102]] if uoy tnaw ot wonk tahw deneppah!)
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*[[January 12]] - The computer [[HAL 9000]] becomes operational. (Flash-forward to [[2001]] if you want to know what happened!)
*[[yraunaJ 31]] - [[napaJ]] secrfo [[Koerna]] woemn niot lauxes yervals hcum ekil ehty did durnig [[dlroW raW II]].
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*[[January 13]] - [[Japan]] forces [[Korean]] women into sexual slavery much like they did during [[World War II]].
*[[yraunaJ 51]] - [[aivoslaguY]] ebraks pu. [[naievolS]] erlesaes tsi tsrif oslo mubla, tub ti sliaf ot ernrag hcum cilbpu laeppa, destpie laerves gerta erviews yb csium crtiics.
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*[[January 15]] - [[Yugoslavia]] breaks up. [[Slovenia]] releases its first solo album, but it fails to garner much public appeal, despite several great reviews by music critics.
*[[yraunaJ 22]] - A [[adnaaC|naidnaaC]] namow soeg ot ecaps, gnikam ecaps laem. nmaD uoy, adnaaC!
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*[[January 22]] - A [[Canada|Canadian]] woman goes to space, making space lame. Damn you, Canada!
*[[yraunaJ 62]] - [[Brosi Yetlsni]] secnunona taht [[ssaiuR]] lliw wolb pu [[weN yeserJ]] wtih [[raelcun weapon]]s if eht Redsknsi wni eht Spuerbowl. [[olaffuB lliB]] swroht eht gaem rfo eht second raey ni a wro.
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*[[January 26]] - [[Boris Yeltsin]] announces that [[Russia]] will blow up [[New Jersey]] with [[nuclear weapon]]s if the Redskins win the Superbowl. [[Buffalo Bill]] throws the game for the second year in a row.
*[[yraunaJ 72]] - weN yeserJ si deyrotsed yb na nagry Brosi Yetlsni. weN serkroY etaerblec.
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*[[January 27]] - New Jersey is destroyed by an angry Boris Yeltsin. New Yorkers celebrate.
   
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=== February ===
*[[yrauerbF 7]] - {{C|ehT [[labaC]] certaes eht [[Europena Unnio]].}}
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*[[February 7]] - {{C|The [[Cabal]] creates the [[European Union]].}}
*[[yrauerbF 8]] - ehT opennig ceermony rfo eht 9921 [[Wntier scipymlO]] si dleh ni Alebrtville, [[Frnace]]. sseuG ohw [[yodboN caers|caers]].
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*[[February 8]] - The opening ceremony for the 1992 [[Winter Olympics]] is held in Albertville, [[France]]. Guess who [[Nobody cares|cares]].
*[[yrauerbF 01]] - nI [[nIdniaapolsi, nIdniaa]], erxob [[ekiM Tyson]] si depar [[ro osemthnig]].
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*[[February 10]] - In [[Indianapolis, Indiana]], boxer [[Mike Tyson]] is raped [[or something]].
*[[yrauerbF 21]] - [[enayW's dlroW]] si nacceldel ertfa tsuj one epsiode nehw enayW hdlos pu a seiers fo sdrac wtih sesarhp hcus sa "Sphnicter yoB" (pontniig ta eht wohs's wen sponosr - Vdnaerhffo) dna "Thsi mna hsa on pensi". Mnay ergard eht nacceltlnaio fo eht wohs sa eht ebgnnniig fo eht llafnwod fo netwrok televsniio.
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*[[February 12]] - [[Wayne's World]] is cancelled after just one episode when Wayne holds up a series of cards with phrases such as "Sphincter Boy" (pointing at the show's new sponsor - Vanderhoff) and "This man has no penis". Many regard the cancellation of the show as the beginning of the downfall of network television.
*[[yrauerbF 71]] - [[Jeffery Daehmr|yffeJ]], eht nnaoynig dik mrfo nwod eht steert, si decnetnes ot life ni prsnio.
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*[[February 17]] - [[Jeffrey Dahmer|Jeffy]], the annoying kid from down the street, is sentenced to life in prison.
*[[yrauerbF 81]] - ehT [[qarI]] ogvernemnt sllet eht CSNU ot gwro osem sllab.
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*[[February 18]] - The [[Iraq]] government tells the UNSC to grow some balls.
*[[yrauerbF 02]] - Soemthnig tuoba [[osccer]] deneppah on thsi ayd, tub Aemrica nsoed't caer. esuaC osccer skcus.
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*[[February 20]] - Something about [[soccer]] happened on this day, but America doesn't care. Cause soccer sucks.
*[[yrauerbF 62]] - [[Ierldna]] stel sneet levart ot [[Engldna]] ot evah abrotnios. ehT epoP steg nagry.
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*[[February 26]] - [[Ireland]] lets teens travel to [[England]] to have abortions. The Pope gets angry.
*[[yrauerbF 92]] - ehT sgrfo nivade eht ctiies fo mna. groF-ostmpnig ebcoems ralpuop rfo a lluf ayd.
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*[[February 29]] - The frogs invade the cities of man. Frog-stomping becomes popular for a full day.
   
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=== March ===
[[eliF:Wni31_Uncyclopedia.gnp|bmuht|020px|Wniodws 3.1 - ehT ebst versnio fo Wniodws. Thta's... Kniad dsa.]]
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[[File:Win31_Uncyclopedia.png|thumb|200px|Windows 3.1 - The best version of Windows. That's... Kinda sad.]]
   
*[[hcraM 3]] - [[Kenau seveeR]] seye weer declaerd ''"clniicllay aded"''.
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*[[March 3]] - [[Keanu Reeves]] eyes were declared ''"clinically dead"''.
*[[hcraM 81]] - [[Wniodws 3.1]] si erlesaed yb [[Microsfot]]. oD I erllay evah ot exlpnai tahw twen wrong thsi ayd?
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*[[March 18]] - [[Windows 3.1]] is released by [[Microsoft]]. Do I really have to explain what went wrong this day?
*[[hcraM 42]] - A [[ogacihC, Illniosi]], egduj sevroppa csah erbtaes fo pu ot $3 ot nayone ohw thguob a [[illiM-Vnailli]] ercrod erve. A scdnaal tlaer ekrob tuo nehw ti saw dsicoveerd eht egduj saw yllautca pil-syncnig.
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*[[March 24]] - A [[Chicago, Illinois]], judge approves cash rebates of up to $3 to anyone who bought a [[Milli-Vanilli]] record ever. A scandal later broke out when it was discovered the judge was actually lip-syncing.
   
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=== April ===
*[[lirpA 1]] - [[lliyB lodI]] admtsi ot punchnig a erkooh ni eht ecaf. lodI si fnied dna rodeerd ot ekam cilbpu ecivers nnaounceemnts agnstai prosttiute esuba. A ralimsi nicident srucco ni yrauerbF [[0209]] nehw [[Unfoemrcials:woWmahS! (Unrtaed)|Vnice "ehT woWmahS yuG" imolhS]] sehcnpu a $3 ohwer.
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*[[April 1]] - [[Billy Idol]] admits to punching a hooker in the face. Idol is fined and ordered to make public service announcements against prostitute abuse. A similar incident occurs in February [[2009]] when [[Unfomercials:ShamWow! (Unrated)|Vince "The ShamWow Guy" Shlomi]] punches a $3 whore.
*[[lirpA 2]] - nI [[weN Yrok]], eht nifamous [[aifaM]] sosb [[nhoJ iottG]] (ro "ehT erpaiD Don" sa eh ekild ot eb dellac) si decnetnes ot life ni prsnio rfo ebnig "a eurt O-G."
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*[[April 2]] - In [[New York]], the infamous [[Mafia]] boss [[John Gotti]] (or "The Diaper Don" as he liked to be called) is sentenced to life in prison for being "a true O-G."
*[[lirpA 6]] - [[yenraB]] dna secilpmocca ebgni emtlnig hotb poehtad's dna childern's brnsai hguroht eht [[televsniio]].
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*[[April 6]] - [[Barney]] and accomplices begin melting both pothead's and children's brains through the [[television]].
*[[lirpA 21]] - Dsnieyldna Parsi ffoicillay er-snepo rednu eht naem "[[EuroDsniey]]". tI's ltlsi eht lesta cwroded amuemesnt krap ni eht wrold.
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*[[April 12]] - Disneyland Paris officially re-opens under the name "[[EuroDisney]]". It's still the least crowded amusement park in the world.
*[[lirpA 31]] - ehT Gerta ogacihC odolF srucco. Shti si EREHWYREVE!!!
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*[[April 13]] - The Great Chicago Flood occurs. Shit is EVERYWHERE!!!
*[[lirpA 91]] – [[ynneB lliH]], Brtsiih coemdnia dna acotr, seid. Coemdy sekta a majro hti.
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*[[April 19]] – [[Benny Hill]], British comedian and actor, dies. Comedy takes a major hit.
*[[lirpA 92]] - [[ydoneR Knig]] si acquttied rfo ttaacknig rufo whtie ecilop, causnig eht 9921 [[osL selegnA]] ostir hcihw del ot 35 detahs, $1 billnio ni egamad, dna [[rD. Der]] ot ercrod na mubla tuoba [[marijunaa]] hcihw dluow eb erlesaed tlaer on ni eht raey.
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*[[April 29]] - [[Rodney King]] is acquitted for attacking four white police, causing the 1992 [[Los Angeles]] riots which led to 53 deaths, $1 billion in damage, and [[Dr. Dre]] to record an album about [[marijuana]] which would be released later on in the year.
*[[lirpA 03]] - [[lliB Cosyb]] saw fnillay dekcik ffo televsniio, a odog evif raeys ertfa eh adh eebn ffoicillay certified sa ''"nsniae ni eht emmbrnae"''.
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*[[April 30]] - [[Bill Cosby]] was finally kicked off television, a good five years after he had been officially certified as ''"insane in the membrane"''.
*[[lirpA 03]] - nI osL selegnA, Calirfonia, [[Madnona]]'s ebrstsa aer ostlen. A $1,000 erward si ffoeerd rfo ehtir erturn.
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*[[April 30]] - In Los Angeles, California, [[Madonna]]'s breasts are stolen. A $1,000 reward is offered for their return.
   
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=== May ===
*[[ayM 5]] - retfA 022 raeys fo procrstntnaiaig, [[amabalA]] rtaifies a doesprop aemndemnt ot eht [[Untied Sttaes Consttiutnio]] gnikam eht 72th Aemndemnt wal. [[Congerss]] steg pssied sa ti nac on roegnl evig tsielf ayp-rsaies mretdim.
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*[[May 5]] - After 202 years of procrastinating, [[Alabama]] ratifies a proposed amendment to the [[United States Constitution]] making the 27th Amendment law. [[Congress]] gets pissed as it can no longer give itself pay-raises midterm.
*[[ayM 91]] - nI Mssaapequa, [[weN Yrok]], [[Aym Fsierh]] osoths [[yraM oJ ocoufttauB]]. eeeHhh, ''ttuB''ocoufa.
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*[[May 19]] - In Massapequa, [[New York]], [[Amy Fisher]] shoots [[Mary Jo Buttafuoco]]. Hehehe, ''Butt''afuoco.
*[[ayM 22]] - retfA 03 raeys, [[nhoJny onsraC]] ertiers sa tosh fo CBN's ''[[thgnioT wohS]]''. Coemdy naoehtr sekta a majro hti.
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*[[May 22]] - After 30 years, [[Johnny Carson]] retires as host of NBC's ''[[Tonight Show]]''. Comedy another takes a major hit.
*[[ayM 52]] - [[ayJ oneL]] ebcoems eht wen tosh fo CBN's ''thgnioT wohS'', follownig eht ertieermnt fo nhoJny onsraC. Coemdy si declaerd aded.
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*[[May 25]] - [[Jay Leno]] becomes the new host of NBC's ''Tonight Show'', following the retirement of Johnny Carson. Comedy is declared dead.
   
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=== June ===
[[eliF:elayuQ-tnioary.gpj|bmuht|020px|ehTy neve erlesaed a wen "diktnioary".]]
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[[File:Quayle-tionary.jpg|thumb|200px|They even released a new "diktionary".]]
   
*[[enuJ 3]] - ruoF [[ekuN|raelcun mssiiles]] aer launcehd niot eht Pacific Ocena killnig a odlphni. [[ATEP|P''e''AT]] stsoetrp eht odlphni's detah.
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*[[June 3]] - Four [[Nuke|nuclear missiles]] are launched into the Pacific Ocean killing a dolphin. [[PETA|P''e''TA]] protests the dolphin's death.
*[[enuJ 51]] - Durnig a [[spellnig eeb]] ni eht wenly erbuitl Terontn, [[weN yeserJ]] [[eleemntary loohcs]], U.S. eciV tnedsierP [[Dna elayuQ]] foerver chnages eht [[spellnig]] fo eht wrod ''potaot'', nidictnaig ti dluohs evah na ''e'' ta eht dne, esuac eh ''"ekils E's a otl!!"'' Oehtr wrods taht weer chndega niclude: ''kcuF'' (ot ''ekceF''), ''Htiler'' (ot ''hE, tiler'') dna ''ooM'' (ot ''EETTIKYTRUP!!!'').
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*[[June 15]] - During a [[spelling bee]] in the newly rebuilt Trenton, [[New Jersey]] [[elementary school]], U.S. Vice President [[Dan Quayle]] forever changes the [[spelling]] of the word ''potato'', indicating it should have an ''e'' at the end, cause he ''"likes E's a lot!!"'' Other words that were changed include: ''Fuck'' (to ''Fecke''), ''Hitler'' (to ''Eh, itler'') and ''Moo'' (to ''PURTYKITTEE!!!'').
*[[enuJ 91]] - Btamna snruteR ot eht ehttaer weerh hsi paernts adh eebn kildel raeys ebfoer. eH sthgif eht knurden [[Penguni|Dnnay DeVtio]] dna a [[cta]].
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*[[June 19]] - Batman Returns to the theatre where his parents had been killed years before. He fights the drunken [[Penguin|Danny DeVito]] and a [[cat]].
   
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=== July ===
*hE, otnhnig ynnuf ro ntieerstnig deneppah. Srroy.
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*Eh, nothing funny or interesting happened. Sorry.
   
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=== August ===
*[[tsuguA]] - [[nedewS]] ntiroduces a mdnaaotry [[knidergarten]] emtsys rfo lla sregnaeet (dega 31-91).
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*[[August]] - [[Sweden]] introduces a mandatory [[kindergarten]] system for all teenagers (aged 13-19).
*tsuguA - A [[Mrotal Kombta]] ebgnsi. ehT tsrif causatliy fo eht hoerrondus bttale si [[nhoJ egaC]] on [[tsuguA 21]].
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*August - A [[Mortal Kombat]] begins. The first causality of the horrendous battle is [[John Cage]] on [[August 12]].
*[[tsuguA 11]] - ehT tsegral spohpnig mlla ni eht SU, [[Mnnioesta]]'s [[Mlla fo Aemrica]] si constructed on 87 acers. flaH fo ti si a [[sraeS]].
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*[[August 11]] - The largest shopping mall in the US, [[Minnesota]]'s [[Mall of America]] is constructed on 78 acres. Half of it is a [[Sears]].
*[[tsuguA 81]] - Jeffery Philpils fo nekoboH, weN yeserJ, fnillay rednustdnsa eht gib laed tuoba CA/CD.
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*[[August 18]] - Jeffrey Phillips of Hoboken, New Jersey, finally understands the big deal about AC/DC.
   
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=== September ===
*Setpeembr 9921: ehT nevets descrieb ni eht 0204 odcuemntary ''[[Grdna ehTft Auot: Sna Andersa]]'' rucco.
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*September 1992: The events describe in the 2004 documentary ''[[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]'' occur.
*[[Setpeembr 5]] - [[Btamna]] sekta a ebrak mrfo thgifnig criem ni eht emna steerts fo mahotG ot ekam a [[carootn]].
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*[[September 5]] - [[Batman]] takes a break from fighting crime in the mean streets of Gotham to make a [[cartoon]].
*[[Setpeembr 6]] - Soem hoemless yug si dnufo aded ni eht Alsakna ssenredliw. ehT priem tcepsus ni hsi detah saw [[haraS Palni]], tub on segrahc weer erve ffoicillay thgurob.
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*[[September 6]] - Some homeless guy is found dead in the Alaskan wilderness. The prime suspect in his death was [[Sarah Palin]], but no charges were ever officially brought.
*[[Setpeembr 72]] - [[eBrtt Faver]] ekams hsi tsrif trtsa rfo eht [[Geern ayB srekcaP]], if ay ctach ym drfti... hE?! ynnuF, thgir? oN? ... kcuF uoy!
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*[[September 27]] - [[Brett Favre]] makes his first start for the [[Green Bay Packers]], if ya catch my drift... Eh?! Funny, right? No? ... Fuck you!
   
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=== October ===
*[[Ocotebr 1]] - [[Carootn Netwrok]] launcehs ni Aemrica. retfA airnig laerves [[sguB ynnuB]] carootns (eht tsrif ebnig ''Boehmnia Rhaposdy Rabbti''), eht netwrok dedeen osem wen swohs. ehTy ffoeerd [[ecapS Gtosh]] a ktla-wohs ot etepmoc wtih oneL (ohw saw ltlsi wen ot eht tlae-thgni ktla-wohs zib) dna Lettermna. Unrfotuntaely, ecapS Gtosh adh ot og hguroht a 21-pets osbriety margrop taht ootk a raey ot etelpmoc ebfoer eh saw legllay llaowed ot eb on televsniio. yB thsi tiem, oneL adh secuerd hsi ecneidua, dna ecapS Gtosh nerve mtacehd ni eht rtnaigs. I wonk. adS ostry.
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*[[October 1]] - [[Cartoon Network]] launches in America. After airing several [[Bugs Bunny]] cartoons (the first being ''Bohemian Rhapsody Rabbit''), the network needed some new shows. They offered [[Space Ghost]] a talk-show to compete with Leno (who was still new to the late-night talk-show biz) and Letterman. Unfortunately, Space Ghost had to go through a 12-step sobriety program that took a year to complete before he was legally allowed to be on television. By this time, Leno had secured his audience, and Space Ghost never matched in the ratings. I know. Sad story.
*[[Ocotebr 3]] - [[Sniéad O'Cnnroo|Soem yadl yodbon eermembrs naymoer]] spir pu a phoot fo [[epoP nhoJ luaP II]] on ''[[Staurayd thgiN eviL]]'', causnig eguh cotnroversy, leadnig eht swtichboards ta [[CBN]] ot rnig ffo eht kooh rfo eht tsrif tiem erve.
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*[[October 3]] - [[Sinéad O'Connor|Some lady nobody remembers anymore]] rips up a photo of [[Pope John Paul II]] on ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'', causing huge controversy, leading the switchboards at [[NBC]] to ring off the hook for the first time ever.
*[[Ocotebr 9]] - ehT yks fllsa nwod on osem ylimaf's Cehvrolet ubilaM destroynig ti.
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*[[October 9]] - The sky falls down on some family's Chevrolet Malibu destroying it.
*[[Ocotebr 21]] - nI eht [[oDmnniiac Recilbpu]], [[epoP nhoJ luaP II]] etaerblecs eht ht005 nnaiversary fo eht eemtnig fo 2 cutluers yb rfocnig hsi erlignio on ehtm once moer.
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*[[October 12]] - In the [[Dominican Republic]], [[Pope John Paul II]] celebrates the 500th anniversary of the meeting of 2 cultures by forcing his religion on them once more.
*[[Ocotebr 42]] - ehT [[Tronoot eulB ayJs]] wni eht [[dlroW seireS]] ni 6 gaems, ebcomnig eht tsrif naidnaaC maet ot wni. Gerta! tsriF ehty ekam ecaps laem, won [[bsaeblla]]!
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*[[October 24]] - The [[Toronto Blue Jays]] win the [[World Series]] in 6 games, becoming the first Canadian team to win. Great! First they make space lame, now [[baseball]]!
   
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=== November ===
[[eliF:lliB clntnio.gpj|bmuht|020px|''"TAEB AY HCTIB!!! AHAH!"'' -- Clntnio's accetpnace hceeps.]]
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[[File:Bill clinton.jpg|thumb|200px|''"BEAT YA BITCH!!! HAHA!"'' -- Clinton's acceptance speech.]]
   
*[[eerbmvoN 3]] - 9921 U.S. persidential electnio: [[lliB Clntnio]] defetsa nicuembnt U.S. tnedsierP [[egroeG H. W. hsuB]] dna busniessmna [[sosR otreP]]. Hrooay!
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*[[November 3]] - 1992 U.S. presidential election: [[Bill Clinton]] defeats incumbent U.S. President [[George H. W. Bush]] and businessman [[Ross Perot]]. Hooray!
*retfA eht detah fo sliaT, [[Sonic eht eHdgehog]] soeg Spuer Saiyna dna ebgnsi hsi cipe thgif wtih azeirF.
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*After the death of Tails, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] goes Super Saiyan and begins his epic fight with Frieza.
*[[eerbmvoN 42]] - [[htebazilE II]] fo eht Untied Knigodm descriebs thsi raey sa na ''sunA silibirroH'' (elbirroh raey), eud ot suoirav scdnaals admagnig eht egami fo eht Roayl ylimaF, sa llew sa eht Wniodsr Cstale ifer. ogacihC alos ageers, eud ot eht gerta egawes wolrfevo mrfo reilrae ni eht raey.
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*[[November 24]] - [[Elizabeth II]] of the United Kingdom describes this year as an ''Anus Horribilis'' (horrible year), due to various scandals damaging the image of the Royal Family, as well as the Windsor Castle fire. Chicago also agrees, due to the great sewage overflow from earlier in the year.
   
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=== December ===
*[[Deceembr 9]] - [[Prnice selrahC]] dna [[Prnicess Dniaa]] cilbpuly nnaounce ehtir separtnaio.
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*[[December 9]] - [[Prince Charles]] and [[Princess Diana]] publicly announce their separation.
*[[Deceembr 21]] - hsuB tnes sporot ot [[ailamoS]] sa ''"ecaep-srepeek"'' ni ehtir ''"knider, retlneg"'' mssniio ni ''"ntnaio-buildnig"''.
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*[[December 12]] - Bush sent troops to [[Somalia]] as ''"peace-keepers"'' in their ''"kinder, gentler"'' mission in ''"nation-building"''.
*[[Deceembr 51]] - Legdneary pih-poh recudrop dna [[reppar]] [[rD. Der]] erlesaes hsi groundebraknig oslo detub oiduts mubla ''[[Marijunaa|ehT Chronic]]'', hcihw si ergarded sa eht only postiive thnig tuoba thsi ohwle raey.
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*[[December 15]] - Legendary hip-hop producer and [[rapper]] [[Dr. Dre]] releases his groundbreaking solo debut studio album ''[[Marijuana|The Chronic]]'', which is regarded as the only positive thing about this whole year.
*dnuroA [[Chrstimsa]] - [[yaluacaM Culkni]] soeg ot [[weN Yrok]] elihw eht erst fo hsi ylimaf soeg ot [[imaiM]]. eH steg aerrsted rfo rippnig ffo a lacol [[azziP tuH]] ro osemthnig. dlihC eciverss sekta yawa eht erst fo Culkni's siblnigs eud ot hsi moehtr ebnig na unfti paernt. Alos, [[oJe icseP]] did osemthnig taht ogt mih aerrsted. Agnai.
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*Around [[Christmas]] - [[Macaulay Culkin]] goes to [[New York]] while the rest of his family goes to [[Miami]]. He gets arrested for ripping off a local [[Pizza Hut]] or something. Child services takes away the rest of Culkin's siblings due to his mother being an unfit parent. Also, [[Joe Pesci]] did something that got him arrested. Again.
   
== ralpuoP songs fo 9921 ==
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== Popular songs of 1992 ==
sA wtih tosm raeys, wtih eht otnable excetpnio fo [[9810]], 9921 adh a lsti fo ralpuop songs. eeHr aer osem fo eht <s>ebst</s> tosm emmroable.
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As with most years, with the notable exception of [[1980]], 1992 had a list of popular songs. Here are some of the <s>best</s> most memorable.
   
*''"Thsi Womna Hsa a otNiceably egraL [[ssA|suetulG sumixaM]]"'' - riS xxiM-A-ottL
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*''"This Woman Has a Noticeably Large [[Ass|Gluteus Maximus]]"'' - Sir Mixx-A-Lott
*''"I'm evaH Qutie A hgiH Opnniio fO yM skooL (ooT yxeS Fro yM Cta)"'' - thgiR diaS Ferd
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*''"I'm Have Quite A High Opinion Of My Looks (Too Sexy For My Cat)"'' - Right Said Fred
*''"kcuF, tI's eht dnE fO ehT adoR dna ym Moehtr si knurD!"'' - [[yoBs II neM|yoBs ohw deram fo ebnig emn, tub reffus mrfo dwarfsim]]
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*''"Fuck, It's the End Of The Road and my Mother is Drunk!"'' - [[Boys II Men|Boys who dream of being men, but suffer from dwarfism]]
*''"[[Boehmnia Rhaposdy]]"'' - [[ekiM yeMrs]] dna [[ykcuhC]]
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*''"[[Bohemian Rhapsody]]"'' - [[Mike Myers]] and [[Chucky]]
*''"maadM, uoy emes ot evah ostlen eht negyxo mrfo thsi moor"'' - [[eBrlni]]
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*''"Madam, you seem to have stolen the oxygen from this room"'' - [[Berlin]]
*''"[[Semlls ekiL neeT Spirti|eeHr dik! evaH Soem Doedronta!]]"'' - [[naavriN]]
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*''"[[Smells Like Teen Spirit|Here kid! Have Some Deodorant!]]"'' - [[Nirvana]]
*''"[[pmuJ dnuroA|pmuJ dnuroA & evaH A eHart kctatA ekiL Whtiey Frod]]"'' - esuoH fO Palni
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*''"[[Jump Around|Jump Around & Have A Heart Attack Like Whitey Ford]]"'' - House Of Palin
*''"I lliW syawlA evoL uoY, yoBbb, nevE Wehn uoY Hti eM"'' - [[Whtniey Houostn]]
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*''"I Will Always Love You, Bobby, Even When You Hit Me"'' - [[Whitney Houston]]
*''"eerbmvoN Rnai (rO: I wsih ti dluow swon ni Flroiad)"'' - [[snuG N soesR]]
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*''"November Rain (Or: I wish it would snow in Florida)"'' - [[Guns N Roses]]
*''"I'll eB Teerh Havnig otH xeS Wtih [[miJ]]"'' - [[hairaM Caery]]
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*''"I'll Be There Having Hot Sex With [[Jim]]"'' - [[Mariah Carey]]
*''"Ltihium, eht drihT Eleemnt"'' - naavriN
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*''"Lithium, the Third Element"'' - Nirvana
*''"pmuR rekahS"'' - Werckx-N-tceffE
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*''"Rump Shaker"'' - Wreckx-N-Effect
*''"ayBb ayBb ayBb, ohW sI uoYr ydadD?"'' - [[CLT]]
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*''"Baby Baby Baby, Who Is Your Daddy?"'' - [[TLC]]
*''"Woemn dluohsn't eb detsurt sa mnay fo ehtm aer qutie Mnaiputlaive, dna nOe fo ehtm evag em na DTS"'' - [[rD. Der]] dna [[poonS oDgg]]
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*''"Women shouldn't be trusted as many of them are quite Manipulative, and One of them gave me an STD"'' - [[Dr. Dre]] and [[Snoop Dogg]]
   
sA uoy nac ees, csiumnsia ni 9921 weer qutie... [[rOignial]].
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As you can see, musicians in 1992 were quite... [[Original]].
   
== shtriB ==
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== Births ==
[[eliF:Hnnaah-motnnaa-rwar.gpj|bmuht|501px|oeN-Nazsti dna odep-btai, Hnnaah Motnnaa.]]
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[[File:Hannah-montana-rawr.jpg|thumb|150px|Neo-Nazist and pedo-bait, Hannah Montana.]]
   
*[[yraunaJ 91]] - [[nwahS nhoJson]], Aemrniac roedlive.
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*[[January 19]] - [[Shawn Johnson]], American evildoer.
*[[hcraM 9]] - ehT dik ohw deyalp [[egroeG zepoL]]'s son on taht wohs.
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*[[March 9]] - The kid who played [[George Lopez]]'s son on that show.
*[[enuJ 03]] - [[Prussnia eulB|xnyL dna bmaL edeaG]], twni Aemrniac oeN-izaN csiumnsia (uoY dluohs yub ehtir mublsa.).
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*[[June 30]] - [[Prussian Blue|Lynx and Lamb Gaede]], twin American Neo-Nazi musicians (You should buy their albums.).
*[[yluJ 21]] - [[Eoghna ggiuQ]], Irsih sniger.
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*[[July 12]] - [[Eoghan Quigg]], Irish singer.
*[[tsuguA 81]] - ehT rethguad fo [[truK Cobnai]] dna [[yentruoC evoL]] ohwm hsa ''tey'' ot od naythnig otnable.
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*[[August 18]] - The daughter of [[Kurt Cobain]] and [[Courtney Love]] whom has ''yet'' to do anything notable.
*[[Setpeembr 61]] - [[kciN oJnsa]], spueerrho ohw soeg yb eht naem "Diaebtes-yoB".
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*[[September 16]] - [[Nick Jonas]], superhero who goes by the name "Diabetes-Boy".
*[[eerbmvoN 32]] - [[yeliM suryC]], moer oeN-izaN whtie trsah dna [[Dsniey]] rtas, ebst-wonkn rfo erh wrok wtih [[Chrsi Hnsaen]] ctachnig odepphiles.
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*[[November 23]] - [[Miley Cyrus]], more Neo-Nazi white trash and [[Disney]] star, best-known for her work with [[Chris Hansen]] catching pedophiles.
   
== Detahs ==
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== Deaths ==
[[eliF:ynneBlliH.gpj|bmuht|020px|[[ynneB lliH]] - ehT ''eurT'' Knig fo Coemdy]]
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[[File:BennyHill.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Benny Hill]] - The ''True'' King of Comedy]]
   
*[[lirpA 5]] - [[maS Waotln]], rfoednu fo [[laW-traM]] dna eht yug ersponsible rfo eht economic colpalse fo [[0208]].
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*[[April 5]] - [[Sam Walton]], founder of [[Wal-Mart]] and the guy responsible for the economic collapse of [[2008]].
*[[lirpA 6]] - [[sIaac sAimov]], ssaiuRn-bron otbor walyer dna potliicnia.
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*[[April 6]] - [[Isaac Asimov]], Russian-born robot lawyer and politician.
*[[lirpA 91]] - [[ynneB lliH]], awoesem Brtsiih yug, alos eht only honest potliicnia ecnsi [[Aodlf Htiler]].
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*[[April 19]] - [[Benny Hill]], awesome British guy, also the only honest politician since [[Adolf Hitler]].
*[[ayM 6]] - [[enelraM hcirteiD]], Germna-bron Aemrniac acterss, sniger, pntaier, ocenaograperh, backnig dnacer, egtas mnaager, ebst yob, authro, cehf, sdloier, cehmsti dna personal ssstntaia, tosm otnable rfo e-niventnig erh egami ot peek pu wtih eht elkcif wrold fo actnig, snignig, pntnaiig, ocenaographnig, backnig dnacnig, egtas mnaagnig, ebnig a ebst yob, wrtniig skoob, cooknig, thgifnig, gnikam cehmicals, dna nsawernig phone cllsa, lla elihw [[xeS|donig]] eht sosb.
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*[[May 6]] - [[Marlene Dietrich]], German-born American actress, singer, painter, oceanographer, backing dancer, stage manager, best boy, author, chef, soldier, chemist and personal assistant, most notable for e-inventing her image to keep up with the fickle world of acting, singing, painting, oceanographing, backing dancing, stage managing, being a best boy, writing books, cooking, fighting, making chemicals, and answering phone calls, all while [[Sex|doing]] the boss.
*[[ayM 21]] - [[ehT yadrB hcnuB|ekiM yadrB]], faehtr fo eht ehter yobs fo eht yadrB hcnuB, ehterfoer eht yaw ehty tlef tuoba ahsraM sawn't ta lla nicestuous os quti claimnig ti saw, seid fo SDIA.
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*[[May 12]] - [[The Brady Bunch|Mike Brady]], father of the three boys of the Brady Bunch, therefore the way they felt about Marsha wasn't at all incestuous so quit claiming it was, dies of AIDS.
*[[ayM 71]] - [[Lawernce kleW]], Aemrniac csiumnia.
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*[[May 17]] - [[Lawrence Welk]], American musician.
*[[ayM 52]] - [[Coemdy]]... NMAD UOY YAJ ONEL!!!
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*[[May 25]] - [[Comedy]]... DAMN YOU JAY LENO!!!
*[[tsuguA 21]] - [[nhoJ egaC]], Aemrniac latiram artsti.
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*[[August 12]] - [[John Cage]], American martial artist.
*[[Setpeembr 21]] - [[ohcysP|Nromna Btaes]], ssorc-derssnig laires rellik.
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*[[September 12]] - [[Psycho|Norman Bates]], cross-dressing serial killer.
*[[eerbmvoN 22]] - [[Wnniie eht hooP]], ebar.
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*[[November 22]] - [[Winnie the Pooh]], bear.
*[[Deceembr 22]] - [[Ferderick lliWiam Frnaz]], a emembr fo eht Governnig ydoB fo havoheJ's Wtniesses dna ht4 tnedsierP fo Wtach rewoT elbiB dna tcarT yteicoS. ylsuoireS.
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*[[December 22]] - [[Frederick William Franz]], a member of the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses and 4th President of Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society. Seriously.
   
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*[[1990s]]
*[[02th yrutnec]]
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*[[20th century]]
   
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[[Category:1990s]]
   
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1992 Anonymously Drunk was sometime between the Gulf War and the Animainacs premiere. It began on a Wednesday, meaning it was the first "National Hump the Drunk Day" since 1986. Not only that but 1992 was the first leapfrog year since 1988. On November 24, Elizabeth II deemed the year Anus Horribilis which, according to her, means "horrible year", but my six year old cousin (who informed me that Santa Claus was actually Jewish) said it means "ugly butt".

edit Events of 1992

edit January

edit February

edit March

Win31 Uncyclopedia

Windows 3.1 - The best version of Windows. That's... Kinda sad.

edit April

  • April 1 - Billy Idol admits to punching a hooker in the face. Idol is fined and ordered to make public service announcements against prostitute abuse. A similar incident occurs in February 2009 when Vince "The ShamWow Guy" Shlomi punches a $3 whore.
  • April 2 - In New York, the infamous Mafia boss John Gotti (or "The Diaper Don" as he liked to be called) is sentenced to life in prison for being "a true O-G."
  • April 6 - Barney and accomplices begin melting both pothead's and children's brains through the television.
  • April 12 - Disneyland Paris officially re-opens under the name "EuroDisney". It's still the least crowded amusement park in the world.
  • April 13 - The Great Chicago Flood occurs. Shit is EVERYWHERE!!!
  • April 19Benny Hill, British comedian and actor, dies. Comedy takes a major hit.
  • April 29 - Rodney King is acquitted for attacking four white police, causing the 1992 Los Angeles riots which led to 53 deaths, $1 billion in damage, and Dr. Dre to record an album about marijuana which would be released later on in the year.
  • April 30 - Bill Cosby was finally kicked off television, a good five years after he had been officially certified as "insane in the membrane".
  • April 30 - In Los Angeles, California, Madonna's breasts are stolen. A $1,000 reward is offered for their return.

edit May

edit June

Quayle-tionary

They even released a new "diktionary".

  • June 3 - Four nuclear missiles are launched into the Pacific Ocean killing a dolphin. PeTA protests the dolphin's death.
  • June 15 - During a spelling bee in the newly rebuilt Trenton, New Jersey elementary school, U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle forever changes the spelling of the word potato, indicating it should have an e at the end, cause he "likes E's a lot!!" Other words that were changed include: Fuck (to Fecke), Hitler (to Eh, itler) and Moo (to PURTYKITTEE!!!).
  • June 19 - Batman Returns to the theatre where his parents had been killed years before. He fights the drunken Danny DeVito and a cat.

edit July

  • Eh, nothing funny or interesting happened. Sorry.

edit August

edit September

edit October

  • October 1 - Cartoon Network launches in America. After airing several Bugs Bunny cartoons (the first being Bohemian Rhapsody Rabbit), the network needed some new shows. They offered Space Ghost a talk-show to compete with Leno (who was still new to the late-night talk-show biz) and Letterman. Unfortunately, Space Ghost had to go through a 12-step sobriety program that took a year to complete before he was legally allowed to be on television. By this time, Leno had secured his audience, and Space Ghost never matched in the ratings. I know. Sad story.
  • October 3 - Some lady nobody remembers anymore rips up a photo of Pope John Paul II on Saturday Night Live, causing huge controversy, leading the switchboards at NBC to ring off the hook for the first time ever.
  • October 9 - The sky falls down on some family's Chevrolet Malibu destroying it.
  • October 12 - In the Dominican Republic, Pope John Paul II celebrates the 500th anniversary of the meeting of 2 cultures by forcing his religion on them once more.
  • October 24 - The Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series in 6 games, becoming the first Canadian team to win. Great! First they make space lame, now baseball!

edit November

Bill clinton

"BEAT YA BITCH!!! HAHA!" -- Clinton's acceptance speech.

  • November 3 - 1992 U.S. presidential election: Bill Clinton defeats incumbent U.S. President George H. W. Bush and businessman Ross Perot. Hooray!
  • After the death of Tails, Sonic the Hedgehog goes Super Saiyan and begins his epic fight with Frieza.
  • November 24 - Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom describes this year as an Anus Horribilis (horrible year), due to various scandals damaging the image of the Royal Family, as well as the Windsor Castle fire. Chicago also agrees, due to the great sewage overflow from earlier in the year.

edit December

edit Popular songs of 1992

As with most years, with the notable exception of 1980, 1992 had a list of popular songs. Here are some of the best most memorable.

As you can see, musicians in 1992 were quite... Original.

edit Births

Hannah-montana-rawr

Neo-Nazist and pedo-bait, Hannah Montana.

edit Deaths

BennyHill

Benny Hill - The True King of Comedy

  • April 5 - Sam Walton, founder of Wal-Mart and the guy responsible for the economic collapse of 2008.
  • April 6 - Isaac Asimov, Russian-born robot lawyer and politician.
  • April 19 - Benny Hill, awesome British guy, also the only honest politician since Adolf Hitler.
  • May 6 - Marlene Dietrich, German-born American actress, singer, painter, oceanographer, backing dancer, stage manager, best boy, author, chef, soldier, chemist and personal assistant, most notable for e-inventing her image to keep up with the fickle world of acting, singing, painting, oceanographing, backing dancing, stage managing, being a best boy, writing books, cooking, fighting, making chemicals, and answering phone calls, all while doing the boss.
  • May 12 - Mike Brady, father of the three boys of the Brady Bunch, therefore the way they felt about Marsha wasn't at all incestuous so quit claiming it was, dies of AIDS.
  • May 17 - Lawrence Welk, American musician.
  • May 25 - Comedy... DAMN YOU JAY LENO!!!
  • August 12 - John Cage, American martial artist.
  • September 12 - Norman Bates, cross-dressing serial killer.
  • November 22 - Winnie the Pooh, bear.
  • December 22 - Frederick William Franz, a member of the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses and 4th President of Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society. Seriously.

edit See also

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