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“What happens in the 90s, STAYS in the 90s”
The 1990s (1990-1999) were, quite possibly, the greatest decade ever. From 1990 to the middle of 1991, the 90s was very similar to the 1980s, and considered to be a hangover from that decade. In the middle of 1991, the 1990s burst onto the pages of history with Grunge rock, cheesy euro trance loved by everyone around the world, better television shows than the crap we have now, much better movie special effects, non-slutty girls who totally wore clothes in music videos all the time, hip-hop that didn't consist of the n-word over and over, world peace, the birth of Art Bell's career in tabloid talk radio, the death of the Goth subculture and Anton LaVey, and a supposedly cheap marketing ploy called the Y2K bug.
During the 1990s, the Bush dynasty in the United States was interrupted by a womanizing pretty boy by the name of Bill Clinton. The world's opinion of the United States drifted from "evil empire" to "war hero," mainly due to the lack of wars during this time as well as the excellent economy. In short, the decade was the best decade that ever has been, and the best that ever will be. The 1990s — the best thing since best things. The 90s are All That. The 90s had the best cartoons. You teenagers these days don't know the 90s like I do. You were born in 1996. I bet you're a swagfag who loves Justin Bieber and doesn't go outside like we 90s kids do.
Who gives a shit about Samurai Jack, My Life as a Teenage Robot, or SpongeBob? You teens get nostalgic for those shows and claim them to be "90s kid" shows. But they're fucking not. The real 90s kid shows are stuff like Sailor Moon, Space Ghost, and Animaniacs. After December 31, 1999, television went down the crapper. You teens should stop pretending to be 90s kids. Just accept your shitty decade the 2000s and stop bitching about how us 90s kids are "bullies" or "arrogant."
edit The Beginning of an Era
The 90's is the decade of the golden times. Whenever someone born from 1996 to present is reminded of the 90s and their superiority, he or she will say "Those were the golden times", even though most of them clearly don't know shit about the 90s. But for someone who grew up in the 1950s, they argue that the 1950s was a better time to live than the 1990s, even though the decades were very similar in the increase of technology and boy bands/teen idols and a new form of malt shop called the "internet cafe" with the Smoothie without the jukeboxes.
Contrary to what the greedy Baby Boomers may tell you, the 90s were a very moral, peaceful, and family-oriented decade. Just look at shows like Full House for proof. Kids also went outside frequently, and knew how to respect their elders. Globalization, sadly, started during this decade, but it was relatively tame compared to what Obama is doing now, so we'll just ignore that.
The Mighty Steven Hawking, physicist and popular new era gangsta rapper, later refuted the notion of golden times by describing time as a forever repeating cycle. He said the cycle to be, "Gold, Chrome, Platinum, 40 ounce" Hawking later broke the 90's down into two distinct sub eras, the aftermath being the backlash from the nightmare before the decade , and the wannabes of the later half whose only choice of clothing style was striped polo shirts and utility style jeans plastered with red and blue Tommy Hilfiger logos... since back then, if you weren't one of them, you were nothing.
edit Main Icons
The importance of the 90's is foremost, that it was a revelation against the 80's and all their cheesiness with a comeback of blandness. Women stop getting dressed as Madonna and men stopped wearing those stupid leather jackets that make them look so corny, like they were trying to be tough. Also, the 90's implied a new era of philosophic stuff and rock stars came up with a new music style called grunge which differs from other styles, even though it is a revival of 1970s punk rock, but with only a different twist to it, because this one is cooler and people get to wear their old wrinkled sweaters and still look neat. One of the most important icons was Kurt Cobain who is remembered for being the first person to prove that it is ok to kill yourself if you have some sort of Philosophic Principle that no one else understands, thus making you feel miserable and banned from society and therefore having to leave this world. This signifies that society is going downhill that being suicidal is A okay, bringing an era of teen angst and rebellion in high economic times.
The Two-Thousands are exactly like the 90s, but more commercialized and less intelligent, along with more liberal, only they suck and the 90s rock.
One of the greatest achievements of the 90's was the arrival of CGI Computer Animation, which gave us movies like Terminator II and Jurassic Park. Also, the arrival of Windows 95, Windows 2000 (prematurely!), Windows XP, Windows Millennium, and Windows Professional. In short, it was the decade where software changed all the time, you wanted software to change, not just live in the "cloud" and go "off-line."
edit End of Days
The 90s were put to rest with the Y2K gossip and the End of Days movie. They both failed to achieve their secret purpose: mass suicide.
- ↑ Unless you're a bratty 2000s kids, then you don't understand the 90s like us 90s kids do.
- ↑ 1990s special effects are better than 2000s special effects. Why? Because they're from the 90s.
- ↑ Y2K was real, though. The 2000s were garbage compared to the best decade evar.
- ↑ Which is Generation Z, ewwww!
- ↑ Breaking Bad? Who likes that garbage? It's not on Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, or Toon Disney so why should I care about it?