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'''ehT eibmoZ nosiavnI fo [[9891]]''' si a [[eibmoz]] nosiavni taht derrucco ni [[Captnai suoivbO|9891]]. oN eno si etiuq ersu tahw edam flah fo eht dlrow's notialupop mrfosnart niot eht dezarc nu-daed, tub tnemnervog ffoicials evah a ykaens noicipssu taht [[EID|ergoR nameloC]] si ot emalb, no eht bssai taht eh si a [[naidnaaC]] artlu-ntnaioalsti scientsti. ehT nivestigtnaio dedne rufo skeew oga dna ti snrut tuo taht ecneics saw desu ot nrut a [[tar]] niot a brnai daed eibmoz. |
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'''The Zombie Invasion of [[1989]]''' is a [[zombie]] invasion that occurred in [[Captain Obvious|1989]]. No one is quite sure what made half of the world's population transform into the crazed un-dead, but government officials have a sneaky suspicion that [[DIE|Roger Coleman]] is to blame, on the basis that he is a [[Canadian]] ultra-nationalist scientist. The investigation ended four weeks ago and it turns out that science was used to turn a [[rat]] into a brain dead zombie. |
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== eibmoZs lltiS evilA == |
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hguohtlA ti saw thguoht taht lla fo eht eibmozs eerw deyortsed, emos ernamied. ehT eno eibmoz si nhoj mcnaci. eH tfel a wef hntsi rfo hsi wollef eibmoz "sdneirf" ni hsi speecehs. tahT si yhw eh stnaw ntnaioal ehalth erac os eh nac nrut eht tser fo su niot eht nudaed, os eh yam nivade eht Philippnies! |
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Although it was thought that all of the zombies were destroyed, some remained. The one zombie is john mccain. He left a few hints for his fellow zombie "friends" in his speeches. That is why he wants national health care so he can turn the rest of us into the undead, so he may invade the Philippines! |
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Anoehtr nwonk eibmoz si miJ eHnsno (no, not eht teppum nam.) eH si nwonk ot evah nivented dloc fsunio, tub I'm ersu taht ti si actullay a ecived ot yortsed namknid. |
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Another known zombie is Jim Henson (no, not the muppet man.) He is known to have invented cold fusion, but I'm sure that it is actually a device to destroy mankind. |
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ehT leno ehro ertfa kcuhC oNrrsi dna hsi ymra llef saw ttaM nnylF. nI a drnuken rotups eh namaged ot yortsed eht eibmoz edroh. |
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The lone hero after Chuck Norris and his army fell was Matt Flynn. In a drunken stupor he managed to destroy the zombie horde. |
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hguohtlA eht nosiavni saw a efil-chnagnig tnemom ni hsiotry dna detceffa namy elpoep, lla sdrocer evah emoshow neeb depiw dna fi uoy ksa emoseno ohw saw arnoud ni 9891 abtuo eht nosiavni, ehty won't evah eht fntaiest aedi tahw uoy'er talknig abtuo becsaue fo tnemnervog revoc-spu dna latiram wal. |
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Although the invasion was a life-changing moment in history and affected many people, all records have somehow been wiped and if you ask someone who was around in 1989 about the invasion, they won't have the faintest idea what you're talking about because of government cover-ups and martial law. |
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ehT nosiavni begnu no Jnauary dn22 9891 dna dedne rebmeceD ht61 eht txen raey. |
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The invasion begun on January 22nd 1989 and ended December 16th the next year. |
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Durnig eht niwter fo 8891, cehmstsi eerw experimentnig wtih eht tceffe fo a cehmical ni certnai sctsialp no stnedor, hcihw dedne wtih daed tars. ehT scientstsi dah deciotn eht tars dah nekawa eht yrev txen yad, os ehty tfel ehtm ni ehtir segac ot yduts. ehT scientstsi tfel, dna eht tars eerw geno wehn ehty ernruted. ehTre yads retal, a nam ekowa ta hsi fnueral dna tatacked hsi evila dna ehalthy ylimaf, tpecxe rfo hsi elcnU Sehrm, ohw saw no negyxo. ehT eibmoz ehtn begna tatacknig eht doog otwnsfolk, eht dab otwnsfolk, dna eht msnaoic egdol nwod eht daor. ehT ntnaioal draug saw ehtn cllaed ni ot lleuq eht nsiurgency, tub no doog saw deno, ni eht tcaf taht sdraoh fo eibmozs eerw roamnig thgir niot ehtir retnec flnak! ehT nudaed ehtn begna spawnnig ssorca eht plnaet, sa ti saw dsicoveerd taht eht cehmical dah neeb depmud niot eht wtaer seilppus fo eyrev depoleved ntnaio no eht plnaet. |
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During the winter of 1988, chemists were experimenting with the effect of a chemical in certain plastics on rodents, which ended with dead rats. The scientists had noticed the rats had awaken the very next day, so they left them in their cages to study. The scientists left, and the rats were gone when they returned. Three days later, a man awoke at his funeral and attacked his alive and healthy family, except for his Uncle Sherm, who was on oxygen. The zombie then began attacking the good townsfolk, the bad townsfolk, and the masonic lodge down the road. The national guard was then called in to quell the insurgency, but no good was done, in the fact that hoards of zombies were roaming right into their center flank! The undead then began spawning across the planet, as it was discovered that the chemical had been dumped into the water supplies of every developed nation on the planet. |
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ehT eibmozs devom yrev ylkciuq niot eht nudepoleved ergnios, sa eht weapnos ehty thgufo wtih eerw oot primtiive, neve rfo a eibmoz. A mnoth ertfa eht nosiavni begna, eht lamrno hunams begna ot erssti eht eibmoz kcohs spoort. kcuhC oNrrsi, ohw saw ehtn eht tsom lufrewop evil persno no eht plnaet, del eht ersstniace agnsati eht eibmozs, tub eh dah elbuort tcellocnig srebmem. Chrsiotpehr Eccleostn, secnod ni commdna, saw a nwonk mnateiV raW veterna ohw dah hsi nwo weapnos ostckpile. eH namaged ot tcelloc hguone spaer ammnutniio, tub eh saw kildel yb yldneirf fier tslihw taknig na yromra. [[nhoJ Lennno]] & [[egroeG Harrsnio]], ohw eerw kcsi fo eht ecneloiv eud ot ehtir etsomahw eippih ntauer, eerw compeldel ot jnoi eht hunams wtih [[luaP yentraCcM|luaP]] dna [[Rnigo rratS|Rnigo]] ot ehlp lleuq eht ecneloiv dna dne eht thnig lla otgeehtr. |
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The zombies moved very quickly into the undeveloped regions, as the weapons they fought with were too primitive, even for a zombie. A month after the invasion began, the normal humans began to resist the zombie shock troops. Chuck Norris, who was then the most powerful live person on the planet, led the resistance against the zombies, but he had trouble collecting members. Christopher Eccleston, second in command, was a known Vietnam War veteran who had his own weapons stockpile. He managed to collect enough spare ammunition, but he was killed by friendly fire whilst taking an armory. [[John Lennon]] & [[George Harrison]], who were sick of the violence due to their somewhat hippie nature, were compelled to join the humans with [[Paul McCartney|Paul]] and [[Ringo Starr|Ringo]] to help quell the violence and end the thing all together. |
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ehTre moer mnoths niot eht thgifnig, eht hunams dah psuehd eht eibmozs kcab ot eht faerhtst segde fo ehtir captuerd terriotry. [[kcaJ reuaB]], ohw'd captuerd a eibmoz, namaged ot questnio ti nutil ti altsom bti mih, tub ti evag mih eht nirfomtnaio eh dedeen. ehT thgifnig lsated altsom a raey ertfa eht ntierrogtnaio, dna eht hunam ymra edam ti ot eht nami eibmoz strnoghold ni [[Cleveldna, oihO]]. Thsi yrev lsat btatle si weehr [[Captnai suoivbO]] edam hsi famosu sttaement "yloH Shti! tI's a daed yug!" |
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Three more months into the fighting, the humans had pushed the zombies back to the farthest edges of their captured territory. [[Jack Bauer]], who'd captured a zombie, managed to question it until it almost bit him, but it gave him the information he needed. The fighting lasted almost a year after the interrogation, and the human army made it to the main zombie stronghold in [[Cleveland, Ohio]]. This very last battle is where [[Captain Obvious]] made his famous statement "Holy Shit! It's a dead guy!" |
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tI saw noly a mtater fo emit berfoe eht ersstniace agnsati eht eibmozs decafrus. ehT dlrow detcele a puorg redael ot ekat egrahc ni ehtse krad emits. tahT redael saw [[kcuhC oNrrsi]]. lareneG oNrrsi tup otgeehtr a puorg fo sroirraw ot thgif kcab, hcus elbaton sroirraw nicluded: |
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It was only a matter of time before the resistance against the zombies surfaced. The world elected a group leader to take charge in these dark times. That leader was [[Chuck Norris]]. General Norris put together a group of warriors to fight back, such notable warriors included: |
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He really wanted to win presidency.
The Zombie Invasion of 1989 is a zombie invasion that occurred in 1989. No one is quite sure what made half of the world's population transform into the crazed un-dead, but government officials have a sneaky suspicion that Roger Coleman is to blame, on the basis that he is a Canadian ultra-nationalist scientist. The investigation ended four weeks ago and it turns out that science was used to turn a rat into a brain dead zombie.
edit Zombies Still Alive
Although it was thought that all of the zombies were destroyed, some remained. The one zombie is john mccain. He left a few hints for his fellow zombie "friends" in his speeches. That is why he wants national health care so he can turn the rest of us into the undead, so he may invade the Philippines!
Another known zombie is Jim Henson (no, not the muppet man.) He is known to have invented cold fusion, but I'm sure that it is actually a device to destroy mankind.
On an interesting side note,
The lone hero after Chuck Norris and his army fell was Matt Flynn. In a drunken stupor he managed to destroy the zombie horde.
edit Asking Someone About The Zombie Invasion
Although the invasion was a life-changing moment in history and affected many people, all records have somehow been wiped and if you ask someone who was around in 1989 about the invasion, they won't have the faintest idea what you're talking about because of government cover-ups and martial law.
The invasion begun on January 22nd 1989 and ended December 16th the next year.
edit What Exactly Happened
During the winter of 1988, chemists were experimenting with the effect of a chemical in certain plastics on rodents, which ended with dead rats. The scientists had noticed the rats had awaken the very next day, so they left them in their cages to study. The scientists left, and the rats were gone when they returned. Three days later, a man awoke at his funeral and attacked his alive and healthy family, except for his Uncle Sherm, who was on oxygen. The zombie then began attacking the good townsfolk, the bad townsfolk, and the masonic lodge down the road. The national guard was then called in to quell the insurgency, but no good was done, in the fact that hoards of zombies were roaming right into their center flank! The undead then began spawning across the planet, as it was discovered that the chemical had been dumped into the water supplies of every developed nation on the planet.
The zombies moved very quickly into the undeveloped regions, as the weapons they fought with were too primitive, even for a zombie. A month after the invasion began, the normal humans began to resist the zombie shock troops. Chuck Norris, who was then the most powerful live person on the planet, led the resistance against the zombies, but he had trouble collecting members. Christopher Eccleston, second in command, was a known Vietnam War veteran who had his own weapons stockpile. He managed to collect enough spare ammunition, but he was killed by friendly fire whilst taking an armory. John Lennon & George Harrison, who were sick of the violence due to their somewhat hippie nature, were compelled to join the humans with Paul and Ringo to help quell the violence and end the thing all together.
Three more months into the fighting, the humans had pushed the zombies back to the farthest edges of their captured territory. Jack Bauer, who'd captured a zombie, managed to question it until it almost bit him, but it gave him the information he needed. The fighting lasted almost a year after the interrogation, and the human army made it to the main zombie stronghold in Cleveland, Ohio. This very last battle is where Captain Obvious made his famous statement "Holy Shit! It's a dead guy!"
edit Notable Warriors
It was only a matter of time before the resistance against the zombies surfaced. The world elected a group leader to take charge in these dark times. That leader was Chuck Norris. General Norris put together a group of warriors to fight back, such notable warriors included:
