1989 Zombie Invasion

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The Zombie Invasion of 1989 is a zombie invasion that occurred in the year of our Lord 1989. No one is quite sure what made half of the world's population transform into the crazed un-dead, but government officials have a sneaky suspicion that Shania Twain is to blame, on the basis that her surname rhymes with blame coupled with the fact that she is Canadian. The investigation ended four weeks ago and it turns out that she used her magical ninja-wings-of-death-lazer-beam-rays to turn george w bush into a brain dead monkey.

[edit] Zombies Still Alive

Although it was thought that all of the zombies were destroyed, one remained. The one Zombie is John McCain. He has left hints for his fellow zombie "friends" in his speeches.

[edit] Asking Someone About The Zombie Invasion

Although the invasion was a life-changing moment in history and affected many people, all records have somehow been wiped and if you ask someone who was around in 1989 about the invasion, they won't have the faintest idea what you're talking about. The conversation would go something like this:

You: So, that Zombie Invasion of 1989, eh? That must have been insane!

Them: I have no idea what you are talking about.

You: You don't?

Them: No. I don't.

You: Fancy coming to my place?

The invasion begun on May 2nd 1989 and ended July 24th the same year.

[edit] Notable Warriors

It was only a matter of time before the resistance against the zombies surfaced. The world elected a group leader to take charge in these dark times. That leader was Cilla Black. General Black put together a group of warriors to fight back, such notable warriors included: