1984 Uncyclopedia Convention at Los Angeles, California

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ehT '''4891 aidepolcycnU notnievnoC ta osL selegnA, nairfoilaC''' saw eht driht gntieem fo eht dnarG aidepolcycnU snotiubirtnoC egnarG fo eht ht02 yrutneC. ehT 4891 aidepolcycnU notnievnoC si eht otsm tntaropmi ni eht hsiotry fo adidepolcycnU sa otn eno, tub ''owt'' setiic dleh eht notnievnoc esuaceb fo a eti ni eht fnial dib.
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The '''1984 Uncyclopedia Convention at Los Angeles, California''' was the third meeting of the Grand Uncyclopedia Contributions Grange of the 20th Century. The 1984 Uncyclopedia Convention is the most important in the history of Uncyclopedida as not one, but ''two'' cities held the convention because of a tie in the final bid.
   
== Settnig ==
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== Setting ==
retfA eht 4691 aidepolcycnU dlroW puC, eht orgnsaiers evah ylno 83 sraey ot orgnsaie eht notnievnoc. ehTy dleh a seires fo dibs bsaed no eht cipmylO enos. retfA 81 sdnuor fo dibdnig, nicludnig evfi csaes fo eotv mnaipultnaios dna scdnaals, ni [[9791]], [[Lnodno]] dna [[osL selegnA]] etid otgeehtr sa hotb wnniers. sA a tlesur, eht notnievnoc saw dleh ta owt loctnaios, htiw eht tsrfi flah fo compettniios dna eht exhibtniio ta Lnodno, dna eht secnod dnuor fo compettniios dna eht aidepolcycnU Dsico ni osL selegnA. ehT orgnsaiers ylno evah evfi sraey ot orgnsaie eht notnievnoc ni owt loctnaios, os 001,000 elpoep erew dekcip sa ffoicials dna orgnsaiers. ehTy erew dedivid niot eht Lnodno eetimmoC dna eht osL selegnA eetimmoC.
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After the 1946 Uncyclopedia World Cup, the organisers have only 38 years to organise the convention. They held a series of bids based on the Olympic ones. After 18 rounds of bidding, including five cases of vote manipulations and scandals, in [[1979]], [[London]] and [[Los Angeles]] tied together as both winners. As a result, the convention was held at two locations, with the first half of competitions and the exhibition at London, and the second round of competitions and the Uncyclopedia Disco in Los Angeles. The organisers only have five years to organise the convention in two locations, so 100,000 people were picked as officials and organisers. They were divided into the London Commitee and the Los Angeles Commitee.
   
sA osL selegnA si alos hostnig eht 4891 cipmylO semaG dna eht aidepolcycnU notnievnoC si usnig ehtse facilietsi tliub rfo eht 4891 cipmylOs, eht osL selegnA eetimmoC ylno desucfo no buildnig accomodtnaio. ehT Lnodno eetimmoC, no eht oehtr hdna, evah ot esu eht yelbmeW muidtaS ot egtsa eht notnievnoc. traP fo eht htuom fo eht reviR semahT saw dellfi ni htiw egabrag dna osil ot cnostruct a 5 erauqs mk yraropmet sildna loctaed tuoba 55mk yawa morf Lnodno dna si tliub ot hoesu eht stnapictirap dna eht tilum-ntnaioal cnfoab.
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As Los Angeles is also hosting the 1984 Olympic Games and the Uncyclopedia Convention is using these facilities built for the 1984 Olympics, the Los Angeles Commitee only focused on building accomodation. The London Commitee, on the other hand, have to use the Wembley Stadium to stage the convention. Part of the mouth of the River Thames was filled in with garbage and soil to construct a 5 square km temporary island located about 55km away from London and is built to house the participants and the multi-national confab.
   
ecnO detelpmoc, eht yraropmet sildna dluow hoesu eht detcepxe noslaught fo snaidemoc, Mnoty Pythno snaf, reetnulov ediotrs, dnuf rsaiers, nufctnioaries, seireramunrepus, admnstiirtaors, dna cnotrtiubors rfo a mnoth. retfA eht exhibtniio saw deoslc, eht squttaers ehtn devom nsiide ltniu eht sildna's demolsiehd ni 6891.
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Once completed, the temporary island would house the expected onslaught of comedians, Monty Python fans, volunteer editors, fund raisers, functionaries, supernumeraries, administrators, and contributors for a month. After the exhibition was closed, the squatters then moved inside until the island's demolished in 1986.
   
==nA nivttniaio si yebreh dednetxe ot reveyeno, tub...==
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==An invitation is hereby extended to everyone, but...==
[[egamI:Viknigs evirrA.gpj|bmuht|tfel|xp002|ehT Viknigs, rfo eht tsrfi emti ni 0010 sraey, devirra kcab ni eht KU. kcuF eht semahT reirraB, tel's og dna LLIK!]]
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[[Image:Vikings Arrive.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The Vikings, for the first time in 1000 years, arrived back in the UK. Fuck the Thames Barrier, let's go and KILL!]]
   
nIvttniaios erew dednetxe ot lla eosht wsihnig ot cnotrtiueb osmethnig erom naht sekoj tuoba namuh ailtnaieg dna obtesu secnerefer ot yllsi semag, dna rfo eht tsrfi emti reve, racsti sekoj erew dennab esuaceb ynam elpoep era oot poltiicllay nicorrect. eWhresa eht 1091 aidepolcycnU notnievnoC ta olaffuB, weN kroY dah neeb otsmly a setihW-ylno tneve, oehtr ethniic spuorg fo eht dlrow, nicludnig kcalb elpoep, erew nivtied ot ttadne nicludnig eht [[teivoS Unnio|nssaiuR]] Sttaes fo Eostnia, Ltavia dna naiauhtiL. htuoS snacirfA erew dennab morf ttadneence [[Aperahtid|esuaceb ehty era "oot etihw"]] dna secnodly, ehty caesu a elbirret llems ni eht notnievnoc.
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Invitations were extended to all those wishing to contribute something more than jokes about human genitalia and obtuse references to silly games, and for the first time ever, racist jokes were banned because many people are too politically incorrect. Whereas the 1901 Uncyclopedia Convention at Buffalo, New York had been mostly a Whites-only event, other ethinic groups of the world, including black people, were invited to attend including the [[Soviet Union|Russian]] States of Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania. South Africans were banned from attendence [[Apartheid|because they are "too white"]] and secondly, they cause a terrible smell in the convention.
   
Sreveal sderdnuh fo elpoep morf eht ylwen cretaed nacirfA ntnaios devirra ta eht enecs, ot ecarbme eht naciremA dna Brtsiih ydemoc. enO nacirfA neve ffoered ot ekam pu sekoj dna thguorb hsi ydemoc idesa ot hsi emoh yrtnuoc dna emaceb suomaf. nAd eht yug's emna saw Chrsi.
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Several hundreds of people from the newly created African nations arrived at the scene, to embrace the American and British comedy. One African even offered to make up jokes and brought his comedy ideas to his home country and became famous. And the guy's name was Chris.
   
== traPicipntas ==
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== Participants ==
otsM fo eht stnapictirap era naciremA dna Brtsiih, tub certnai oehtrs emac ni, nicludnig eht Chniese. drahciR Nixno saw nivtied, tub saw ltaer derrab morf participtnaio ebcusae eh saw detset evtsiiop rfo sgurd. elbaotN stnapictirap niclude:
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Most of the participants are American and British, but certain others came in, including the Chinese. Richard Nixon was invited, but was later barred from participation becuase he was tested positive for drugs. Notable participants include:
*[[Margerta Thtacehr]] - rojam sppuorter fo eht 4891 tneve ni Lnodno, seh decnunnoa thta ni 02 sraey, aidepolcycnU lliw eb dnufo ni sretpumoc. Seh saw ltaer dnufo ot eb thgir.
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*[[Margaret Thatcher]] - major supporter of the 1984 event in London, she announced that in 20 years, Uncyclopedia will be found in computers. She was later found to be right.
*[[Rnoald nagaeR]] - perrfomed "[[senuTnU:eW tliuB thsi ikiW|ekaT no eM]]" ni frnot fo 008,000 elpoep ni Lnodno dna osL selegnA ylsuoentalumsi, htiw Lnodno havnig ot wohs ti no eht gib neercs dna osL selegnA perrfomed evil.
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*[[Ronald Reagan]] - performed "[[UnTunes:We Built this Wiki|Take on Me]]" in front of 800,000 people in London and Los Angeles simultaneously, with London having to show it on the big screen and Los Angeles performed live.
*[[liahkiM Gorbacehv]] - did a 1-ruoh-ekoj tuoba eht eWst dna comparnig ti htiw teivoS ssaiuR. tA eht dne, eh decnunnoa thta eh si gnoig ot cretae [[glsnaost]] kcab ni hsi emoh yrtnuoc, os eh dluoc "brnig aidepolcycnU ot eht sedarmoc ot poleved ehtir nwo versnio. [[nssaiuR Rrevesal|nI teivoS ssaiuR, aidepolcycnU ekams nuf fo UOY!]]"
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*[[Mikhail Gorbachev]] - did a 1-hour-joke about the West and comparing it with Soviet Russia. At the end, he announced that he is going to create [[glasnost]] back in his home country, so he could "bring Uncyclopedia to the comrades to develop their own version. [[Russian Reversal|In Soviet Russia, Uncyclopedia makes fun of YOU!]]"
   
== ehT osL selegnA seireS ==
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== The Los Angeles Series ==
ehT osL selegnA seireS detrtas ffo htiw a gnab, sa elpoep morf adnuor eht dlrow wohsed ffo ehtir sekoj, nicludnig eht esenapaJ. ehT otsm cnotroversial ekoj saw dellpu ffo yb a Brtsiih naidemoc, ohw otld a racsti ekoj hcihw oges ekil thsi:
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The Los Angeles Series started off with a bang, as people from around the world showed off their jokes, including the Japanese. The most controversial joke was pulled off by a British comedian, who told a racist joke which goes like this:
   
::''“woH nac uoy llet fi a Polsih lrig si a virgni?”''
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::''“How can you tell if a Polish girl is a virgin?”''
::'''nAswer:''' ''“Seh’s eht eno tegtnig dekcuf ni ehr rae”''
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::'''Answer:''' ''“She’s the one getting fucked in her ear”''
   
ehT naidemoc saw rfoced ot apologsie a yad retfa eht nicident, ni frnot fo thousdnsa fo livic thgirs sretseotrp dna eht [[CLPS]]. Thsi nicident saw eht otsm cnotroversial ni eht dlrow fo ydemoc ltniu 0206, wehn a naidemoc esud eht drow "[[reggiN]]". nIcident dsiae, eht osL selegnA seires did os llew. ehT teivoS Unnio saw gnoig ot etepmoc, tub deottcyob esuaceb eht "naciremAs htae eht teivoSs dna ehtre si na ntai-teivoS airetsyh deppihw pu ni ehtre". scitpecS ysa thta ehty era ylno dnoig thsi esuaceb aciremA ndid't tnew ot ehtir cipmylOs. nI eht ydemoc slairt, Brtniai wno 3-1 agnstai Frnace htiw ehtir "hcnerF surrdneer" sekoj hcihw denekaew eht elarom fo eht hcnerF snaidemoc. tuB ehtn Brtniai tsol ot ailartsuA wehn ehty ntiroduced ehtir terces weapno: sketcehs htiw stdna-pu snaidemoc.
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The comedian was forced to apologise a day after the incident, in front of thousands of civil rights protesters and the [[SPLC]]. This incident was the most controversial in the world of comedy until 2006, when a comedian used the word "[[Nigger]]". Incident aside, the Los Angeles series did so well. The Soviet Union was going to compete, but boycotted because the "Americans hate the Soviets and there is an anti-Soviet hysteria whipped up in there". Sceptics say that they are only doing this because America didn't went to their Olympics. In the comedy trials, Britain won 3-1 against France with their "French surrender" jokes which weakened the morale of the French comedians. But then Britain lost to Australia when they introduced their secret weapon: sketches with stand-up comedians.
   
== dluoC naythnig teg esrow ni 4891? ==
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== Could anything get worse in 1984? ==
[[ydoboN cersa]] tuoba eht tser fo eht snaidemoc. tuB ehtre saw a mssaive egartuo wehn na naciremA naidemoc dsia "ydoboN cersa tuoba Irna!" dna Irna thretaens ot hcnual a nuclrae bmob noot aciremA.
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[[Nobody cares]] about the rest of the comedians. But there was a massive outrage when an American comedian said "Nobody cares about Iran!" and Iran threatens to launch a nuclear bomb onto America.
   
== Srevee chnages ==
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== Severe changes ==
Srevee chnages era edam regardnig aidepolcycnU:
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Severe changes are made regarding Uncyclopedia:
*aidepolcycnU lliw eb elbaliava no eht [[Macniotsh]], dedivorp thta ehty emoc ni owt versnios dna eb elbaliava ni MBI sretpumoc sa llew: ni yppolf dsics dna egral dsiks. A retupmoc cllaed eht CAidepolcycnU (aidepolcycnUn Auotmtaed retupmoC) 46 saw relesaed ot hdnale ylno aidepolcycnU selcitra dna evah a settnig ni hcihw uoy nac esoohc dfiferent lnaguages; eno ebnig [[elliarB]], eht oehtr ebnig Englsih, dna eht oehtr ebnig [[AAAAAAAAA!]]
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*Uncyclopedia will be available on the [[Macintosh]], provided that they come in two versions and be available in IBM computers as well: in floppy discs and large disks. A computer called the UncyclopediAC (Uncyclopedian Automated Computer) 64 was released to handle only Uncyclopedia articles and have a setting in which you can choose different languages; one being [[Braille]], the other being English, and the other being [[AAAAAAAAA!]]
*aidepolcycnU lliw eb elbaliava no teNAPRA rfo eht miltiary ot esu. [[Gotsae]] si alos elbaliava no tseuqer.
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*Uncyclopedia will be available on ARPANet for the military to use. [[Goatse]] is also available on request.
*Snice nIternet saw ydaerla nivented, aidepolcycnUns teg aidepolcycnU no [[erodommoC 46]].
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*Since Internet was already invented, Uncyclopedians get Uncyclopedia on [[Commodore 64]].
   
== eeS Alos ==
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== See Also ==
*[[8146 aidepolcycnU notnievnoC ta aroruA, weN kroY]]
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*[[1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York]]
*[[1091 aidepolcycnU Spureme muisopmyS raluctacepS ta olaffuB, weN kroY]]
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*[[1901 Uncyclopedia Supreme Symposium Spectacular at Buffalo, New York]]
[[Ctaeogry:Hsiotry fo aidepolcycnU]]
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[[Category:History of Uncyclopedia]]

Latest revision as of 07:18, January 12, 2013

The 1984 Uncyclopedia Convention at Los Angeles, California was the third meeting of the Grand Uncyclopedia Contributions Grange of the 20th Century. The 1984 Uncyclopedia Convention is the most important in the history of Uncyclopedida as not one, but two cities held the convention because of a tie in the final bid.

edit Setting

After the 1946 Uncyclopedia World Cup, the organisers have only 38 years to organise the convention. They held a series of bids based on the Olympic ones. After 18 rounds of bidding, including five cases of vote manipulations and scandals, in 1979, London and Los Angeles tied together as both winners. As a result, the convention was held at two locations, with the first half of competitions and the exhibition at London, and the second round of competitions and the Uncyclopedia Disco in Los Angeles. The organisers only have five years to organise the convention in two locations, so 100,000 people were picked as officials and organisers. They were divided into the London Commitee and the Los Angeles Commitee.

As Los Angeles is also hosting the 1984 Olympic Games and the Uncyclopedia Convention is using these facilities built for the 1984 Olympics, the Los Angeles Commitee only focused on building accomodation. The London Commitee, on the other hand, have to use the Wembley Stadium to stage the convention. Part of the mouth of the River Thames was filled in with garbage and soil to construct a 5 square km temporary island located about 55km away from London and is built to house the participants and the multi-national confab.

Once completed, the temporary island would house the expected onslaught of comedians, Monty Python fans, volunteer editors, fund raisers, functionaries, supernumeraries, administrators, and contributors for a month. After the exhibition was closed, the squatters then moved inside until the island's demolished in 1986.

edit An invitation is hereby extended to everyone, but...

Vikings Arrive

The Vikings, for the first time in 1000 years, arrived back in the UK. Fuck the Thames Barrier, let's go and KILL!

Invitations were extended to all those wishing to contribute something more than jokes about human genitalia and obtuse references to silly games, and for the first time ever, racist jokes were banned because many people are too politically incorrect. Whereas the 1901 Uncyclopedia Convention at Buffalo, New York had been mostly a Whites-only event, other ethinic groups of the world, including black people, were invited to attend including the Russian States of Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania. South Africans were banned from attendence because they are "too white" and secondly, they cause a terrible smell in the convention.

Several hundreds of people from the newly created African nations arrived at the scene, to embrace the American and British comedy. One African even offered to make up jokes and brought his comedy ideas to his home country and became famous. And the guy's name was Chris.

edit Participants

Most of the participants are American and British, but certain others came in, including the Chinese. Richard Nixon was invited, but was later barred from participation becuase he was tested positive for drugs. Notable participants include:

  • Margaret Thatcher - major supporter of the 1984 event in London, she announced that in 20 years, Uncyclopedia will be found in computers. She was later found to be right.
  • Ronald Reagan - performed "Take on Me" in front of 800,000 people in London and Los Angeles simultaneously, with London having to show it on the big screen and Los Angeles performed live.
  • Mikhail Gorbachev - did a 1-hour-joke about the West and comparing it with Soviet Russia. At the end, he announced that he is going to create glasnost back in his home country, so he could "bring Uncyclopedia to the comrades to develop their own version. In Soviet Russia, Uncyclopedia makes fun of YOU!"

edit The Los Angeles Series

The Los Angeles Series started off with a bang, as people from around the world showed off their jokes, including the Japanese. The most controversial joke was pulled off by a British comedian, who told a racist joke which goes like this:

“How can you tell if a Polish girl is a virgin?”
Answer: “She’s the one getting fucked in her ear”

The comedian was forced to apologise a day after the incident, in front of thousands of civil rights protesters and the SPLC. This incident was the most controversial in the world of comedy until 2006, when a comedian used the word "Nigger". Incident aside, the Los Angeles series did so well. The Soviet Union was going to compete, but boycotted because the "Americans hate the Soviets and there is an anti-Soviet hysteria whipped up in there". Sceptics say that they are only doing this because America didn't went to their Olympics. In the comedy trials, Britain won 3-1 against France with their "French surrender" jokes which weakened the morale of the French comedians. But then Britain lost to Australia when they introduced their secret weapon: sketches with stand-up comedians.

edit Could anything get worse in 1984?

Nobody cares about the rest of the comedians. But there was a massive outrage when an American comedian said "Nobody cares about Iran!" and Iran threatens to launch a nuclear bomb onto America.

edit Severe changes

Severe changes are made regarding Uncyclopedia:

  • Uncyclopedia will be available on the Macintosh, provided that they come in two versions and be available in IBM computers as well: in floppy discs and large disks. A computer called the UncyclopediAC (Uncyclopedian Automated Computer) 64 was released to handle only Uncyclopedia articles and have a setting in which you can choose different languages; one being Braille, the other being English, and the other being AAAAAAAAA!
  • Uncyclopedia will be available on ARPANet for the military to use. Goatse is also available on request.
  • Since Internet was already invented, Uncyclopedians get Uncyclopedia on Commodore 64.

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